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yourlocalquestionmark · 2 months
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Okay what I find rly funny though, is that all the characters in Pjo and Hoo probably swear A LOT, but because the books were published by Disney, they were changed into things like “Leo cussed worse than the horse” or “Percy shouted some pretty offensive words” and things like that. I love to imagine the seven in the middle of a battle, and all you can really hear is:
“FUCKING DICKHEAD”
“YA LOUSY PEICE OF SHIT”
“PISS OFF ASSHOLE”
… ya know… normal stuff
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anotherpjofan · 1 year
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I just love the idea of Percy inheriting his recklessness from Sally Jackson instead of Poseidon like obviously she had become calmer over the years but it would be hilarious if no one believed it like
Poseidon: Your child sent Medusa's head to the gods
*flashback to when Sally figured out she was pregnant and yelled at the sea for an hour while flipping it off*
Sally: I hear the sea doesn't like to be restrained
Poseidon: I said it once -
Or when Percy asks about how they met
Poseidon: Your mom saw my trident and tried to steal it and kill me to figure out if I'm real or a figment of her imagination
Percy: Yeah right my mom would never hurt anyone
Poseidon: ...SALLY -
ok but what if the other gods also get involved in this like
Apollo: Your son snuck on a quest
Poseidon: Sally's son
Apollo: ...She baked me blue chocolate chip cookies
And then Poseidon decides to confront her so
Poseidon: You have got to take some responsibility
Sally: I don't know what you're talking about
*flashback to when Sally had managed to steal the trident and kill a monster*
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mistarover · 2 years
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2022 and we still hear "oh i'm a hufflepuff" "oh i'm a slytherin" where is "i'm in apollo cabin!" "i'm in hades cabin" huh????
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ariadnesgoldencrown · 3 months
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WISE GIRL WISE GIRL WISE GIRL WISE GIRL HE SAID WISE GIRL
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simper010 · 2 years
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Anabeth: Let’s slow dance
Percy: *does the macarena at 1/4 speed*
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venator-signum · 4 months
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the pjo fandom on tumblr vs tiktok is so funny cause we've all (or most of us) have already read the entire series, we know what's going to happen so we can see the parallels and the tragedy behind it but on tiktok???
they're in love with Luke
they think he's so kind and nice and its wonderful he's percy's friend, there's no way that he'd be evil - I've seen theories that annabeth is going to be the one who betrays percy (prior to ep4)
the tonal shift is insane and I can't wait to see all these first time viewers lose their fucking minds
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wtaffy · 2 months
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PERSEUS-
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sentientsliotar · 3 months
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“We’re not in Kansas anymore.”
”Hey focus we left Kansas four days ago.”
Percy take this girl to the movies please.
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aficionadoenthusiast · 11 months
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yourlocalquestionmark · 2 months
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On the Pjo group chat:
Percy: I AM GOING TO PUNCH GOD IN THE FUCKING FACE!!! IF HE IS EXISTING IM GOING TO GO UP THERE AND KICK HIS SORRY ASS AND WHEN I KILL HIM NEITHER HELL NOR HEAVEN SHALL AWAIT HIM BECAUSE HE CREATED THOSE SO THEY SHALL FALL TO MY WRATH WITH HIM.
Annabeth: sorry he dropped his croissant
*Nico replied to Percy*: sounds good are you hiring? I need some extra de-depressioning I’m running low
Percy: looks like I just got myself a hitman
Nico: let’s blow this shithole like a FUCKING POPSICLE STAND
Annabeth: …
Will: …
(A conversation I had with my friend because our sanity is too far out the window to be reclaimed)
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anotherpjofan · 1 year
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Romans: The last time an Olympian visited us was centuries ago, our only contact with the gods is through stuffed animals, most of us go our whole lives without meeting any god except for Terminus -
Also Romans: The entry requirement to New Rome is 3 transcripts personally written by gods, preferably olympians to ensure a seat
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hunybody · 4 months
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you all misunderstood percy’s reaction to nico saying he used to have a crush on percy soooo bad. “percy was offended he wasn’t nico’s type” this “percy is so oblivious” that HOW have we all forgotten that nico literally wanted that man DEAD in the first series. and allowed percy to walk around with kidnapppng amnesia for most of the second. WHY would percy think he was nico’s type AT ALL why ON EARTH would he NOT be oblivious to nico having a crush on him???? he is certain that nico wants him homeless on the street at LEAST
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ariadnesgoldencrown · 4 months
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i stfg, if lin sings in the lotus casino-
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lxvesick-stars · 10 days
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"Was that sarcasm, Fai Zhang?"
"Yes, Grandmother."
"Good, there may be hope for you yet"
absolutely underrated moment right there
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imdead770 · 29 days
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Percy "put your minecraft bed beside mine" Jackson
And
Annabeth "making an architectural masterpiece" Chase
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lilislegacy · 2 months
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did anyone else laugh every time annabeth mentioned her deep hated of hera and how hera would always just drop cow manure in front of annabeth on a daily
like hera is so petty. i cant
idk why but hera - queen of the gods - and annabeth - wisest daughter of athena - just rivaling like two petty high school bitches is the funniest thing ever im laughing just typing this
like annabeth is all calm and collected until hera enters the chat and then annabeth’s like that bitch can go f*** herself
i love it so much. her and percy are a match made in heaven. (except hera is queen of heaven, and marriage, and she despises them HAHAHAHA)
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