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Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.

It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.

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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

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To any suicidal followers I may have: This is a sign to not kill yourself. You are loved and the world is special because you are in it. Keep holding on.

-PLEASE REBLOG THIS YOU MAYBE ARE SAVING SOMEONES LIFE

You are special and amazing , If you need to talk or some help send me a dm and I will talk to you.

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So are we just gonna not have fanart of Kuke (luke being possessed by kronos) being sat upon by a giant?

#Bc this was funny #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #greek mythology #books #cabin 11 #pjo #annabeth chase #pjo series #pjo tv show #luke castellan #last olympian #percy jackson show #percy jackson series #percy jackson spoilers #percy jackson and the olympians #annabeth pjo #Kuke 🤝 Bipper

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thats my boy, always squaring up with literal gods

#pjo series #percy jackson #greek mythology #percy jackon and the olympians #percabeth #annabeth chase #grover underwood #pjo tv show #pjo #cabin 11 #books #rick riordan #riordanverse #luke castellan #Hades #Poseidon #camp half blood #hermes #heroes of olympus #Kinda hot ngl

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good read for teachers.

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PERSEUS-

#Idk if it's actually meant to be funny but I CACKLED #percy jackson #persassy #pjo #greek mythology #percy jackon and the olympians #cabin 11 #books #pjo series #pjo tv show #pjo spoilers #pjo fandom #annabeth chase #grover underwood #heroes of olympus #My cousin Percy does not give one f two fs red fs blue fs #Titans curse

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All the Young Dudes, Manacled, one random PJO from Luke's POV (from his time with Thalia up to his death) that I will likely never find ever again but altered my brain chemistry and almost killed me

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

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"DARLINNGGGGGG GUESS WHO'S BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!!"

-Thalia, probably

#I just finished the second book #How am I supposed to go through the rest of my day normally after that #Like- pardon me??????? #thalia grace #pjo #sea of monsters #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #Zeus #greek mythology #Cabin 1 #Cabin 3 #cabin 11 #Hermes #Poseidon

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No rizz just big hair and an even bigger vocabulary

no rizz. just big bambi eyes and many unsettling things to say.

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i updated it due to current happenings

edit: FUCKING REBLOG IT. LIKES DONT MEAN SHIT!

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I'm no scientist, but I believe that's called "contamination"

It's honestly so easy to claim territory. Once you figure it out you can start claiming territory anywhere. I claimed territory in a walmart once. No one was allowed near the milks for hours.

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Reasons I'd get kicked out of Camp Half-Blood

1- telling Chiron to "stay gold, Ponyboy"

2- belting the chorus of "sweet home Alabama" every time I see a couple in the camp

3- making your mom jokes to Athena and Aphrodite kids

4- randomly spraying Percy with a squirt gun to check if he's really water resistant, even when he's not expecting to be in contact with water

5- approaching random campers and reminding them who their half-siblings are (ex: "yo, Nico, did you know you're related to Hitler?)

6- hiding a noise machine in the Hermes cabin and playing the star Wars scene "Luke, I am your father" every time he eneters/ making it play Hamilton at all hours of the night, so we can fall asleep to the sound of our father's voice

7- telling kids to "read between the lines", knowing full well they can't even read the lines themselves

8- convincing the younger, more gullible Demeter kids to grow weed

9- bribing the Hephaestus kids into making me a gun that shoots celestial bronze bullets, because there is no way in Hades that I am about to go after monsters just wielding some pointy sticks

10- sneaking into the Hera cabin to sleep, because what do you MEAN I, a claimed daughter of Hermes, don't get a bed in my own daddy's house? Yeah, no, I'm staying over at grandma's, the goddess of motherhood. Smite me.

#percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #pjo #pjo series #pjo tv show #annabeth chase #grover underwood #luke castellan #greek mythology #greek tumblr #camp half blood #demigods #Hermes #Cabin 11 #Zeus #Hera #Poseidon #Athena #Aphrodite #Hephaestus #nico di angelo #I wouldn't make it a week #Pjo tv

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Shaan, Zahra, and Amy whenever Alex and Henry makes eye contact across the room:

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-the ice court wouldn't have happened, meaning the group wouldn't have joined forces. Matthias would be in hellgate, Nina in the white rose, wylan doing who knows what, jesper being an addict and losing money he doesn't have, and Kaz and inej would probably still end up kings and queens somehow. You can't stop that tsunami.

-he probably would have found her anyway. Kaz would be coming to meet with Tante Helene, and would notice her eavesdropping, and realise he hasn't noticed it the entire meeting until he was leaving. This would intrigue him because,duh, nobody sneaks up on Kaz Brekker, bleh bleh bleh. So he would decide to train her as a spider, leading to canon events. (or this is unlikely and I just can't stand my ship being sunk)

-I don't know.

-he would have never joined the dregs, since Van ICK would have allowed him to take over the empire. His mother would still be married to Jan, and they'd have a pretty average life- for rich merchers, anyway.

-I don't know.

-i don't know, sorry guys.

-he would either have made it in Ketterdam and become a mercher, or he would run out of money/get scammed by someone else, leading to the canon events.

This is probably all bullshit tbh but enjoy 😍

What if’s Six of Crows Edition (SPOILERS!)

What if Jurda parem was never created?

what if Inej never offered Kaz her help in the menagerie parlour?

what if Jesper wasn’t grisha?

what if wylan could read?

what if Nina never got lost in the woods?

what if Matthias helped Nina on the ship?

what if Jordie never met Jacob Hertzoon?

#six of crows #inej #kaz #wylan #crooked kingdom #grishaverse #jesper #Nina #Matthias #What if

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I saw you love red, white, and royal blue and I've just gotta ask you: have you heard of Burn the House Down by Kenna Jenkins? It's an alternate history novel abt the 1st woman president and her secret sapphic relationship/bearded marriage with her mlm best friend. It also includes a subplot about arson at the White House, ft. An entirely queer main cast and really fleshed out characters, and has a really satisfying ending!

That sounds amazing!! I'll definitely need to check it out.