The funniest part about the lightening thief is the fact that everyone was like "I don't know who Percy’s godly parent could possibly be" like they all really gaslit themselves even after the fact that the dude
a) had a powerful enough scent that chiron took time off to pretend to be his latin teacher
b) fought a minotaur with zero training and no weapons
c) drenched clarisse and her gang in toilet water
d) beat luke in a swordfight after drenching himself in water
e) was literally only good at canoeing
f) kept saying his dad was "lost at sea"
literally 5 minutes into the camp and Percy was all like
Percy: Maybe my dad is Poseidon his cabin feels like home -
Grover: No
Annabeth: No
Chiron: No
The whole camp: No
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Leo: *comes out the shower*
Piper: *In his cabin* Okay Mr mechanic we have a problem.
Leo: What do I need to fix now?
Piper: The soda machine that- Wait. You look weird.
Leo: What do you mean? I just came out the shower.
Piper: Ohhhh That's why! You don't have any grease on your face.
Leo: Wow nice observation
Piper: *Shows him a mirror*
Leo: Wow I look different
Leo: *Stumbles and falls on the floor*
*Gets covered with grease again*
Piper: Great. Just Great
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DAILY NEWS 3/9/24
Capture that flag won by Ares cabin
Aphrodite cabin repainted by Hermes Cabin (Actually looks pretty decent??)
Hidden bunker under cabin 13 apparently??
Still in a flood watch (looking at you specifically Percy)
Strawberries are almost ready for yearly harvest
Recently discovered, Joan of Arc was a child of Ares?? Explains a lot tbh
Hermes kid flips lunch table, food fight ensues for 20 minutes (wasn’t very fun)
Thank you for reading -Connor Stoll (I flipped the table 🫶)
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percy jackson. percy jackson who loved to eat blue food in spite of his stepfather. percy jackson whose eyes always glowed mischievously. percy jackson whose laugh could make the whole word join. percy jackson who chopped off a strand of his hair using riptide cause it kept tickling his forehead while he tried to do math homework. percy jackson who thought he didn’t deserve his friends. percy jackson who did anything and everything he could to show his friends that he loves them, like randomly buy annabeth a book, make a little bouquet for grover, a ring for nico, hand-drawn cards for his mom. percy jackson who adored to teach new campers how to work with swords. percy jackson who held the younger new campers that felt homesick when they cried. percy jackson who was forever loyal to the people he loved.
percy jackson who deserved to live out his childhood.
percy jackson who deserved better.
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More pjo/hoo headcanons
Apollo kids exclusively work out with musics as a cabin, but they always argue about the playlist that should be chosen. Will uses councillor privilege to force them to pick country.
The Athena cabin has a projector for sure
Also, they have youtube premium because of lofi music
Apollo kids have been banned from using guns in training with others (they recreated the ten duel commandments from Hamilton and actually ended up shooting without missing the target. Now, they can only shoot on regular targets, not living ones)
Hephaestus and Athena kids are a living proof of the "an architect's dream is an engineer's nightmare" thing
There is definitely an Athena kid out there that hates math with a burning passion. Their mom isn't very happy about that.
Despite their rivalry, many Apollo kids have Ares cabin bffs - after all, they spend lots of time in the infirmary
Ares kids usually have a great relationship with their father - he is surprisingly encouraging and supportive
Will can definitely ride a horse and you can't convince me otherwise
Also. His mom has a yellow pickup truck with tons of stickers and a guitar on the backseat
Sally refused to use the subway ever since Percy was born (you know how the underground always smells like monsters and that's why Grover didn't notice the chimera? That was exactly why)
Percy used to cry in the seafood section of stores, especially if it had anything living there
Athena kids can achieve Eminem speed during debate, I will not elaborate any further
Oh also. They're not straight As kids, or at least not all of them, especially the older ones. I mean, the school system vs learning disorders? There's no way they're winning that fight entirely. They probably have the subjects they like and ace, and then the subject that are just there, and since they're not failing, they don't really care (yes this is about me getting a C from physics again, I hate physics)
Annabeth loves the "further is for physical distance, farther for metaphorical and father for emotional" tumblr post
Hera's cabin has a family portrait of the olympians, it's quite a bittersweet sight
Let Demeter kids have a scythe as their weapon of choice pls
Athena kids make so many lame nerd puns. Occasionally, a Hephaestus kid or a secret nerd will laugh.
Athena kids are definitely the type to fight the teacher about their grade. They will gather evidence that their answer is technically correct and either impress or annoy the teacher so much they will actually change their grade
All Athena kids have a resting bitch face (just like Hermes kids have a face that says they're troublemakers)
Hermes kids are naturally skilled at orientation on a map and in terrain
Hephaestus and Hermes cabin have once held a lock-picking competition (based on speed but also the amount of damage caused)
Every single person in the Athena cabin has seen both Dead Poets Society and School of Rock (and loved it)
For an absolutely nonexistent reason I think the Aphrodite cabin has some pro tip for washing blood out of clothes and stuff
Very stereotypical of me but in the Ares cabin, the strongest is the leader and their word is law, if you disagree, you gotta participate in a one on one fight of choice (it doesn't matter that much if you win, at least you still prove your bravery and the courage to stand up for what you believe in). Meanwhile, the Athena cabin votes on everything. And yes, they are proud of it. And yes, they have senate level debates where everyone uses whatever dirt they have on the others to win (because they probably know too much gossip without even really intending to) sometimes. Only sometimes.
Also. They have ostrakism which is basically a thing where you break a pot/vase/something, each person gets a piece and carves on the name of someone who is endangering democracy in their option. The person with the most votes gets chased out I think. Athena kids have changed up that part, they simply ban that person from voting for 6 months.
Athena kids with learning disorders. That's all I want to say.
Mentioning my previous 'Athena cabin has a Pallas cat' headcanon
Also Athena kids are the people who will point out historical stuff behind the names of places or companies (example: my country has a shopping centre called palladium, i instill the lore of the original palladium on anyone unfortunate enough to be there with me)
Apollo kids personalise their instruments - stickers, paint, carved initials, cool straps and other accessories, you name it!
They also have a whole row of those instrument hangers, yk what i mean?
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Imagine Paul and Percy’s first meeting like you have Sally telling Paul her child is the sweetest person on earth who wouldn't hurt a soul while in the same breath she goes
Sally: Speaking of, can you convince your school to accept him?
Paul: Uh sure?
Sally: Great! You know what they say eight time's the charm
Paul: Wait -
So obviously Paul does an Internet search and he finds dozens of articles which show that percy is a terrorist who a) blew up an arch b) dumped his class in a shark tank at age 7 and c) casually kills old ladies according to some twitter user so Paul loses his mind. He doesn't know what to believe
Paul: So.. um has Percy ever visited the arch
Sally: Yeah apparently it was destroyed when he was there
So poor Paul is under the impression that Sally is unaware of her son's terrorist activities and expects to find a 6'2 hulking teen with tattoos but instead meets Percy who's 5'5 and hasn't had his growth spurt yet and loses his mind cause what if he's being blackmailed into being a terrorist??
Paul: *trying to be calm*: Hey
Percy: If my mom likes you we're good
And the fact that Percy is 100% a momma's boy and seems nice if not a bit silent? Paul is losing his mind
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