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anotherpjofan · 1 year
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Imagine Paul and Percy’s first meeting like you have Sally telling Paul her child is the sweetest person on earth who wouldn't hurt a soul while in the same breath she goes
Sally: Speaking of, can you convince your school to accept him?
Paul: Uh sure?
Sally: Great! You know what they say eight time's the charm
Paul: Wait -
So obviously Paul does an Internet search and he finds dozens of articles which show that percy is a terrorist who a) blew up an arch b) dumped his class in a shark tank at age 7 and c) casually kills old ladies according to some twitter user so Paul loses his mind. He doesn't know what to believe
Paul: So.. um has Percy ever visited the arch
Sally: Yeah apparently it was destroyed when he was there
So poor Paul is under the impression that Sally is unaware of her son's terrorist activities and expects to find a 6'2 hulking teen with tattoos but instead meets Percy who's 5'5 and hasn't had his growth spurt yet and loses his mind cause what if he's being blackmailed into being a terrorist??
Paul: *trying to be calm*: Hey
Percy: If my mom likes you we're good
And the fact that Percy is 100% a momma's boy and seems nice if not a bit silent? Paul is losing his mind
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percy, after sacrificing himself:
annabeth: please don’t be dead
annabeth: please don’t be dead
annabeth: please please please don’t be dead
percy: i’m alive
annabeth: i’m going to fucking kill you
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s3okj · 1 year
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i love how percy in canon is not popular at school, he’s the weird kid, the one that gets bullied. yet somehow in fanfics he’s always the most wanted guy and has this big group of friends. i’d love to read a fanfic in which percy is not popular at school.
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Leo: How many cups of coffee does it take to kill a person?
Will: *pulls out phone* 42
Will: *Walks away*
Leo: Where are you going?
Will: To get 41 cups of coffee from Starbucks
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apollosspawn · 1 year
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Percy: Happy new years!
Nico: Happy new tears!
Apollo: Happy new bears!
Grover: Happy new deers!
Piper: Happy new dears!
Will: Happy new pears!
Dionysus: Happy new beers!
Leo: Happy new gears!
Frank: Happy new fears!
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hyacynta · 2 years
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Meg: *getting attacked* Good luck trying to hurt me! My best friend's an olympian god!
Lester: *getting attacked* DON'T FUCK WITH ME. MY BEST FRIEND'S A 12 YEAR OLD WITH SCIMITARS AND SHARP TEETH THAT SHE IS NOT AFRAID TO USE
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incorrectyuuriboys · 2 years
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Listener: If I didn't know better, I'd say you're impressed
Auron: But you do know better
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batcavescolony · 3 months
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I seen a lot of people argue at Percy is too smart in the show but One, Sally Jackson used Greek myths as bedtime stories, she took him to museums, she did her best to teach him about the God's and monster's that were gonna come to hurt him, was he ment to not learn anything? And Two, Perseus Jackson isn't an idiot! The books are from HIS point of view and he's is an unreliable narrator that THINKS he's an idiot. He's not ACTUALLY an idiot.
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mo-mode · 4 months
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Grover: Sir 🥺🥺 we’re so sorry but we have no idea what happened to our train cabin—
Percy and Annabeth: WHAT KIND OF STUPID ARE YOU, MR. TRAIN COP?! OOOH YOU THINK SOME TWELVE YEAR OLDS DID THIS?? SO WHAT YOU’RE GONNA ARREST US??? HUH???? POST UP
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percabethownsmybutt · 2 months
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annabeth: why are you following me?
percy: because we’re dating now
annabeth: okay… what about grover?
percy: we’re a package deal
grover: buy one idiot, get one free
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anotherpjofan · 1 year
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I'm convinced the other campers are so done with Percy "I didn't realise I accidentally created a hurricane while I set out to destroy Hyperion by myself" Jackson
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Percy Jackson (texting Annabeth): sends a voice message Annabeth Chase (texting back): I’m a little busy, is it urgent? Percy Jackson: No, don’t worry, just listen later. later Annabeth Chase: presses play Percy Jackson (voice message): THERE’S A FIRE-
Extra: (Grover screaming in the background)
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annabeth chase. that’s it. that’s the post.
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murasaki-cha · 4 months
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Luke: You can't force the gods to do anything
Percy "pay your freaking child support" Jackson: Bet
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Leo: I have a good and a bad news. Which do you want to hear first?
Jason: The good news?
Leo: I won’t do it again
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