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venator-signum · 3 months
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is this anything
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existentialjoyquest · 3 months
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sinkfood · 2 months
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you're embarrassing alastor
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latecomerfangirl · 2 months
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The Ace in the hole and his bestie!
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thecatspasta · 2 months
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Hes still ace tho
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vikeera · 2 months
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Alastor doesn't know yet that he's not the only one gossiping with Rosie
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unckiescott · 2 months
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Blursed edit of the day !!
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Alastor without a smile
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skykiuwu · 11 days
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When Lilith comes back
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0bituarius · 1 month
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CW: 18+// Suggestive texts
All images are from SheRatesDogs on twitter.
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A glass of wine and screenshots of people go a long way.
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asdeadasasquirrel · 22 days
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I did it @boss-the-goofball ✨
Here’s Alastor with twink death so severe, he is now cannibal Orson Welles. 🎙️
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willowshimmer · 1 month
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⭐✨Gossip Besties✨⭐
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venator-signum · 3 months
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the pjo fandom on tumblr vs tiktok is so funny cause we've all (or most of us) have already read the entire series, we know what's going to happen so we can see the parallels and the tragedy behind it but on tiktok???
they're in love with Luke
they think he's so kind and nice and its wonderful he's percy's friend, there's no way that he'd be evil - I've seen theories that annabeth is going to be the one who betrays percy (prior to ep4)
the tonal shift is insane and I can't wait to see all these first time viewers lose their fucking minds
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Hazbin Hotel Characters As Stupid Shit My Friends and I Say*: Part???
(*phrasing and setting obviously edited slightly for context. Otherwise verbatim quotes.)
Charlie: Come on, guys. You know the first thing you should do when something's not working, right?
Niffty: Scream???
Charlie: Turn it off and back on aga- wait, what?
Adam, in an exaggerated "mean girl "voice: Like, this is hell. You're never escaping.
Alastor, checking his watch: Today my chance of being a murderer is...four percent.
Angel, narrowly dodging being stabbed: You know what I'd rather have in me than this knife? That di-
Husk, nervously eyeing Rosie: ...she's just sucking on a piece of raw, frozen bacon.
Angel: Eugh. *after contemplating for a moment*...porksicle.
Husk: *chokes*
Sir Pentious: Uno, dos, tres...Diaz?
Niffty: One, two, three, nine!
Vaggie: Wha- ok, no to both of you. *to Pentious* Diaz is a name, not a number. *turning to Niffty* And you...just no.
Angel: I don't even know what would happen if you boiled someone's blood.
Cherri, shrugging: Maybe it's like a hot tub, but on the inside.
Valentino, dramatically draping himself over Vox's lap: You must share in my misery. My misery is your misery.
Velvette, who's just walked into the room: ...what the fuck?
Velvette: What does 'dios mio' mean?
Carmilla: Oh my god.
Velvette: Jeez, cut me some slack. I haven't studied in awhile.
Carmilla, pinching the bridge of her nose: No, it literally means 'oh my god'.
Bonus:
Alastor, to Lucifer: Fucking pipsqueak.
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confused-pie · 7 months
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Well I'm glad she's okay, I'm just surprised that it's the first time this has happened for a lady...you'd think after three years, at least one lady would've tested positive and then negative at some point, but ok....
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latecomerfangirl · 1 month
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Alastor and Rosie in a QPR >>>
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strqwberry-cqke · 2 months
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UGH THEYRE SUCH CUTIES!!❤️❤️❤️
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