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#fucking MOON KNIGHT?!?!??!??!!??!!!? bro.
jake-g-lockley · 1 year
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Am I tripping balls or do I see a little bit of Marc Spector in Barry B. Benson?
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kideternity · 26 days
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Marvel writers stop being ableist about the shroud for five seconds (IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGE)
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pizzee · 2 years
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“What are you gonna do, try and drown us now?”
“Yeah, I should.”
😟
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necromanceyourgays · 1 year
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I REALLY WANT STEVEN GRANT AND BRUCE BANNER TO MEET !!!
steven: hi, I’m Steven :). with a V :).
bruce: hi I’m bruce! ,,,with a b?
steven: so I’ve heard you also share a body with a murderer?
bruce: what
steven: what
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mockiery · 2 years
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mcu heroes that moon knight would get along the best/worst with
oh yes. oh yes. hmmmmm.
moon knight, u know. so specific. we got three boys to play with here.
first uuuuppp y'all already know, welcome to my Tio Jake Agenda. Jake has uncle energy, he'd be an amazing Tio to Peter and Kamala (I have not watched Ms Marvel yet shhhh blip told me and i trust them). Marc would be a bit socially exhausted by them at first, Steven would absolutely vibe with them.
Daredevil! Jake's already acquainted, has a lot of respect for Matt, has helped him out before. An absolute terror to Matt tho. Marc would nooooot appreciate how easily Matt picks up on his emotions/etc. Steven would ask sooooo many questions.
Sam Wilson and Bucky Barnes. Marc and Jake are wary at first, but Sam's an understanding guy, has done social work with soldiers, and Bucky'd have some similar experiences.
Would not like Dr Strange, sorry (I haven't seen MoM but i'm confident). Too egotistical, too set in ways.
I am like. Scratching my brain for more mcu characters lol
OH THOR. Thor would be able to see Khonshu for sure, and would give credence to any bullshit disbelief other ppl would have about their actual status as an avatar and Khonshu being real. So positive there. Jake would be bros with him. Marc would have bi panic don't @ me. And Steven would ask a biiiilllllion questions. I'm starting to sense a pattern here so i'm gonna call it lol
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no ok but i hate how sometimes steven will like hold himself a certain way when he walks or like talks with a certain inflection/enthusiasm and i get hit with this wave of Self-Recognition
like i do not need to feel this way and know what other ppl see when they interact with me
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jademight · 2 years
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Shoutout to ClanDestines being THE worst MCU villains
At least Malekith had style and cool music
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runa-falls · 9 months
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screaming with moots masterlist
i thought it would be fun to keep a list of my ramblings with my amazing moots bc these ideas are too good to get lost in the void (my insanely crowded blog)!
please read content warnings (cw) before diving in :^)
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chef!miguel o’hara - @missdictatorme
cw: suggestive content, fluff/angst, big simp!mig
jake lockely smoking while he fucks the reader* - @whatthefishh
cw: smoking, weed, voyeurism, sex while under the influence
single dad!miguel x preschool teacher!reader - @campingwiththecharmings
cw: none, just fluff!!
moon boys w/ sex pollened!gf* - @romanarose
cw: potential dub-con, overstimulation, tag teaming?
mig's nano-tech closet + it's malfunction*- @missdictatorme
cw: mentions of naked cuddling and cockwarming -- somnophilia (bro idfk), slight size kink (I JUST KEEP ADDING TO THE CW'S 💀)
the moon boys fuck with the suit on (increased stamina)* - @melodygatesauthor
cw: multiple orgasms, overstimulation, marking, degrading words, the suits, mention of chasing rp
blow jobs, overstimulation, and feral!steven* - @missdictatorme
cw: overstimulation, hair pulling, choking/gagging, slight dacryphilia, degrading words, sore/fucked out throat idk
poe dameron x FO!reader* - @campingwiththecharmings
cw: mentions of torture/violence, potential dub-con elements, edging, sub!poe, stockholm syndrome, poe is so pretty 🥺
headcannons for drunk!moon boys* - @missdictatorme
cw: ahhh so much fluff + cuteness, filterless!steven, soft!marc, chaotic!jake, a little drunk fucking
knight!miguel x princess!reader* - @missdictatorme
ft. @campingwiththecharmings with her INSANE TAGS
cw: feral!reader, protective!miguel, assassination attempt, non-explicit smut
mafia boss!miguel x rival's wife!reader* - @campingwiththecharmings
cw: mentions of infidelity, smut (AH WHITNEY), jealousy, unhappy marriages/life :(
fruit play with marc* - @romanarose
cw: smut, food play, juices EVERYWHERE, marc is so hot
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juhbebbie · 3 months
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Moon Knight being silly and sometimes even a little goofy in Avengers Inc. because I love when he goes on sidequests in other people's comics and acts so unserious
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Bbg I am begging you to try and read the room
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Thank you to the artist for achieving the masked equivalent of 😒
- not daytime
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MK's criteria for giving a fuck!!:
- moving
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I'm choosing to believe this is Jake making a jab at Marc "patent holder of the vengence stare" Spector
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WE NEED TO BRING THE MOONMAN THING BACK MORE OFTEN
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Hi, Orville😀
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And another thank you to the artist, this time for giving us the 👀
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Nothing will ever be funnier to me than moon knight getting pulled into avengers bullshit and him only having the fucking west coast avengers as a frame of reference for what's even relevant these days because the rest of the time he doesn't give a shit
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Like I said, bro has no idea what's going on or who these people are and he does not care even a little bit
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Speaking of the west coast avengers, this is exactly the kind of lame moon jokes mk would constantly make in that run and you know what? They still hit🔥
Anyway I love his weird awkward loser vibe whenever he tries to get along with others
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yermes · 6 months
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PAC: ☕️ 🪱 
Would you still love yourself if you were a worm?
I am about to enter my coffee shop AU. Now I can really make all my beautiful children cute drinks while I read your fortune. 🥹 I got a lenormand deck while I do love western esoteric decks and I want to broaden my horizons. Im not a huge fan of rider waite even tho its iconic and a classic and tbh playing cards are just a TBT when I was an ankle bitter who would give readings w my little deck on the play ground.
Disclaimer: please take what I say with a grain of salt and not as the gospel. I just want to share some ideas of practicing and giving advice using the medium as often as I can with school, work, and my own personal studies and practice. But I am working on sharing my notes soon so that will be exciting!
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Pick a meme
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The cards
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Futility 🦴
Moon 3. Decan Aqu, Netzach through Air
Fighting against nobody knows what. This isn’t a particularly good sign im ngl, but its accepting. If you became a worm you notice that your body is not what it use to be and that causes some distress within you. But being able to keep your mind is huge for you.
Knight of Cups 🧃
21° Aquarius to 20° Pisces, The Fire in the Waters, of Briah, Chokmah
Without your physical body you are still able to have the emotional intelligence within you to stay tender and loving even as a worm. You may be one emotional little worm at first but it all comes from your tender heart. But goddamn that worm has some hella emotional issues.
Prince of Wands 🍡
21° Cancer to 20° Leo, The Air in the Fires of Aziluth, Tiphareth
I would first like to say even as a worm the hot flaming windstorm of your spiritual capacity is both alarming and hot (literally jesus fuck bro) however even as a worm this undying storm can cause a path a severe destruction in your wake. Be aware.
Extras: 🍭
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tarasmithshifts · 6 months
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𝐅𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐃𝐑 𝐔𝐏𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄: 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐃 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐅𝐓
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𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐈𝐍 𝐃𝐑. 4.5 months 𝐀𝐆𝐄. 26-27 𝐌𝐀���𝐍 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐏: timothee chalamet, jenna ortega, billie eilish, amybeth mcnulty 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐘 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓: pedro pascal, oscar isaac, emma watson, natalie portman, scarlett johansson etc.
𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐒. single :(
APRIL
well, there was a lot of going on in april :)
first: MY BIRTHDAYYYY i threw the whole party and invited the half of hollywood lmao. There was a lot of my co-stars, artists and singers. I did it like there was no tomorrow, the party was crazy, basically everyone got drunk and sang 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY' like 5 times BUT IT WAS SO COOL UGHHHHH i love them all so so so fucking much. I caan't take it anymore.
I threw the party back in LA, where i was living since my hollywood debut in Ad Astra, but i was planning on moving into NYC fro like a year. SO I DID IT HAHAHAHAHHH it's so cool and i was so excited, but we will move to it later :))
What also happened: PEDRO'S BIRTHDAYYYYY my favourite (okay, he is not the only one BUT STILL) babygirl on earth turned 48 and he invited me to his party which was so COOL!!! idk how will i move on from this, i met BELLA RAMSEY (FINALLY???!?!?!? UGHHH) and met oscar isaac again (for those who don't know, he's my future s/o but it's a long slowburn lmao ✦ he was also my co-star in moon knight, but we knew each other for like a year before this series) after party he took me out to the city, we were talking and walking around LA for HOURS it was so cute he even bought me a rose literally when florist's wanted to close the shop, then we found out paparazzi took a pictures of us there 💀 they are so annoying i swear. but anyway, i had amazing night and oscar made it even better :')
Emma also had her birthday, but i couldn't show up, because of filming 'joker II' with JOAQUIN FUCKING PHEONIX I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE IT. But i sent her birtday present, which was the whole album of photos that i took on my digital camera on our summer & winter holidays - which i thought was super cute :')
April was super productive in a birthday-way as you can see, lmao
But also other super thing happened! Warner Bros. accepted my movie idea and hired me as a director of it. I'M SUPPER EXCITED TO BRING IT TO LIFE UGHHH
MAY
talking, talking & talking about my movie and me as a director - which was super stressfull for me but everything turned out okay! I started writing the script at the end of april, so until i will write it and it gets accepted by Warner Bros. it will take a while for me to cast people :(( but still so excited for it!
and... MY DREAM ABOUT MOVING TO NYC FINALLY CAME TRUE!!!
i bought cute little flat in Manhattan, and started to plan how to move there with all my things. but you know, i didn't sell my old house - no no no. i would never do that, actually. It's the best house in the whole world duhh🙄. I will be still using it!
My friends helped me a lot with planning the whole 'mission' lmao. Shout-out to pedro he told me to move to NYC and live with rats under brooklyn bridge LOL
ANYWAYYY oscar & i met for some coffee instead of actually putting my things into huge boxes for my flat in NYC which was super cute BUT I CAN'T STAND THAT I SCRPITED THE SLOWBURN MAN.
so freaking annoying. why would i do that. AND ANGST which is also annoying
but yup, he helped me a lot, also bc he also lives in new york, so he can help me there :))
(he gives me a little flower everytime we meet, but we are still 'friends' so it should mean nothing BUT IT MEANS SOMETHING TO ME GUYS. it's super super super cute and i wanna hug him so badly, but i am not doing it bc of paparazzi, those rats are following me and oscar literally everywhere 💀)
the whole may was me writing script for a movie, shooting joker II, planning on moving out and meeting oscar just for 'helping me with this nyc thing'
JUNE
'Priscilla' movie with me in main role had its global premiere! I missed this vibe so so so so much, and being on the same red carpet as CILLA PRESLEY had me in tears. i think i've never been more stressed in this dr but she was sooooo kind to me like I CANNOT BELIEVE IT i will have this moment tatooed i swear to god!!!
(i hope this movie will give me an oscar nominee tbh OH WAIT I SCRIPTED IT)
i also got a 2 months break from joker II :) bc they are shooting the scenes without me, so i can finally 'rest' and get my life in new york together
well... beside that, nothing new happened. scripting, FINALLY all my things that i wanted in new york already are there, so week after the movie premiere i moved in :'))
also, i auditioned for some random (lmao) part in new kingsman movie that is in making
from funny things that happened: pedro locked himself in his car LMAO idk how did this happen but he literally called me and oscar to help him before calling the police or smth. HOW COULD YOU LOCK YOURSELF IN YOUR OWN CAR BRO this is too funny to be true. IF YOU COULD SEE OUR FACES
then we grabbed some coffee and went to central park (me and oscar of course were making fun of pedro but who wouldn't)
JULY
I. STILL. DID. NOT. MOVE. ON. FROM. THIS.
my beloved billie want ME to sing with HER on her new single? LIKE WHAT
W H A T
ofc i said yes WHO WOULDN'T
this is ubelievable
i will NEVER shut up about this. we were working on this song for like the whole month, i came back from NYC to LA just to be close to her and finneas, so we would work together in one room, not online. UGHHH I CANNOT BELIEVE IT
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i had A HUGEEEEEEE break from my fame dr but i am back? and im SO HAPPY? i still cannot believe that i truly was there again ;'(
me in priscilla movie? WHAT
me and billie making song together? WHAT
me and oscar living in new york, so i can see him more? W H A T
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sadwetcatmk · 10 months
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Okay this has to be one of my favorite panels of Moon Knight, even though he's just a background character here and doesn't say anything. Tony and Steve were just talking about some stuff, and I am definitely over thinking this but like it's so funny to me
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Bro gets invited to an Avengers party and what does his ass do? Lurk in the same corner w Iron Man and Captain America with his fucking back turned to them. I am convinced he came just for food and alcohol then left after five minutes.
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worldseer · 27 days
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Do you mind if I ask your top 10 favorite characters (can be male or female) from all of the media that you loved (can be anime/manga, books, movies or tv series)? And why do you love them? Sorry if you've answered this question before.....Thanks...
Oh lord, top ten of ALL media I loved? Fuckin' hell. Alright, just to cheat, I'm choosing to do this in no particular order and sticking to one media because I frankly do not have the capacity to process top favorites all at once. TOP TEN OF MARVEL COMICS/MCU IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER
Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier - Heavily relate to his issues, I've been told I look like him, and overall I love his character. Been obsessed with his character for years now, and I want nothing more than for him to be happy.
Moon Knight/Mark Spector/Steven Grant/Jake Lockley - Steven Grant is heavily relatable to me, and Moon Knight in general has always been interesting to me. I learned about the character before the show itself, and even his design itself draws me in. I'm a sucker when his cape makes the crescent shape too.
Ghost Rider - Nonspecific simply because all the Ghost Riders I know are badasses. If I had to be a hero/have the powers of any Marvel character, I'm choosing this one. Love the idea of the character, and wish it gets a good adaptation for film/tv show soon
Nightcrawler/Kurt Wagner - Gender Envy. Also heavily relate to him because of similar issues. Consistently struggle if I want to be him or be with him.
Gambit/Remy LeBeau - I love a sarcastic man with a bit of fruitiness, and a smug ass face. Also his powers are interesting as well, and he's frankly a genius for using playing cards as his usual weapon (mass produced and several on hand).
Spider-Man - Also nonspecific, since I grew up on watching Spider-Man cartoons so I love Peter Parker, but also after ATSV I've gained an interest in Miguel O'Hara as well. Peter in the comics always has my heart however, some of the lines he has in them are iconic as hell.
Erik Lehnsherr/Magneto - He's a villain I can't ever hate, and probably has the second power I'd choose if I had to choose a power from a Marvel character. I too would cause mass destruction if it meant that me and people like me would stop fucking yknow- being killed and persecuted. And bro is (usually) old as fuck as he does this, still kicking ass.
Matt Murdock/Daredevil - Once again, relate due to similar issues. Also what's more funny than a sarcastic lawyer going out to beat the shit out of criminals every night? Plus it's a bit unfair that he looks hot beat up. . . iykyk.
Wade Wilson/Deadpool - Self explanatory.
Loki Laufeyson - Similar thing to Bucky and Kurt: obsessed with character for years and a part of me wants to be them. Might have kickstarted my discovery into being nonbinary honestly now that I think about it. . .
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jadeittic · 2 years
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Please, can you make a fake instagram with Alanis Guillen? harry x reader
if you like my work, you can visit my account and look at my stuff! :)
(i was blasting harrys house while doing this hehe)
harry styles x reader
fc: alanis guillen
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harrystylesupdates harrystyles posts a picture of yourinstagram, captioning 'Harry's House. May 20th." will she be in one of the song covers?
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ynloveshazza im gonna cry thats so sweet
harryfan8 imagine if she sings as the bg vocals i will literally SCREAM
ynfan78 IF SHE AND HARRY COLLABS IT WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME.
harryandyn just the thought of it is already making me excited SEJFSF
ynfan67 otp.
harryfan6 DAMN RIGHT YOU ARE
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marvel Take a look at oscarisaac and ethanhawke at the finale episode of Moon Knight tonight.
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harrystyles My Marvel bestfriends.
ynxhaz MARVEL BESTFRIEND
yourinstagram what about me?
harryfan90 CRYING. THROWING UP.
yourinstagram one of my favorite episodes to film with oscar!
harryfan72 what i would do to switch places with ethan
tomholland2013 i was amazed by this show! the chemistry between the cast was amazinggg
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harrystyles My little freak.
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harryfan56 WOAH WOAH WOAH HARRY HOLD ON BROTHER
yourinstagram i told you not to post it with that caption!!!! theyll find out sooner than later
harrystyles Well, they currently have no clue.
ynlovesstyles WHAT???? WHATS WITH MY LITTLE FREAK
stylesl/n i wish i had the brains to work this out goddamn
ynfan7 LORD THE RELEASE IS LESS THAN 2 HOURS AWAY PLEASE
tchalamet MY FAV OTP
zendaya DAMN RIGHT YOU ARE
florencepugh can i be in a room with your girlfriend alone with 5 minutes please
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yourinstagram here lies the lyrics that never made it in the album. harry's house out now.
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harryfan12 stop its so sad that matilda is about y/n's past back at her home. im so sorry for you darling.
harrystyles Thank you for being my inspiration, love.
yourinstagram 'LOVE'. IN TEARS ILY ILY ILY
ynhearteyesforharry CINEMA??? HELLO YALL????
harryfan59 I DID NOT EXPECT LITTLE FREAK TO DE DEPRESSING ALRIGHT. I WAS READY TO FUCKING GROOVE MY ASS OFF
gemmastyles so proud of the both of you!!
ynfan66 THE BG VOCALS I KNEW YN WAS GONNA SING
ynstyles I CAN BREATHE IM SO HYPED
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harrystyles To my greatest muse, I'll love you until a fake flower dies. Harry's House out now.
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yourinstagram i am screaming. i cant even physically type anymore. i love you, h. more than you ever know.
ynfan87 BRO THEYRE LITERALLY THE BEST COUPLE OUT HERE NO DOUBT
harrylovesyn THE- THE- THE FAKE FLOWER QUOTE IM COLLAPSING WHEN CAN I EXPERIENCE THIS
annetwist I'm so happy for both of you!
tchalamet pls pick her up shes literally in tears
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marvel The Scarlet Scarab.
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ynfan87 SO HOT I LOVE HER MOMMY??????????? SORRY
harrystyles Goddess.
harryandyn HES EVERYWHERE WHEN ITS YN GETTING POSTED
harryfan82 SUPPORTIVE AND PROUD BF THINGS >>>>
shipname i love her so much shes literally the person i wanna be when i grow up
zendaya favorite character no regrets
oscarisaac im afraid i have to agree
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80pairsofcrocs · 2 years
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baby scarab || 35
anon - OMG OMG OMG You're Baby Scarab Series is absolutely amazing! I was wondering wondering, since crazy stuff has happened in this series, what if the reader becomes a little kid or something. Like they wake up, and they're a little child for a day or something. Feel free to ignore this. You're series is amazing.
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anon - i can imagine y/n and the moon boys having a just dance battle cause y/n coaxed them into it tbh
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anon - Idk silly idea I love
So imagine reader has a shit day right and the boys are doing moon knight stuff and they get a text from their phone like come to the roof nerd and it’s big bro Spider-Man!!
Just imagine him playing some fun music and dancing with the reader on the roof
Me and my friend did this once, we both were in rlly bad states of depression and we ended up blasting music and he and I danced to stupid songs in the rain
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A/N : random af, filler chapter. also requests are way different from what i wrote but hey, i have to make it fit somewhere right? hope you like it either way
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A/N : enjoy khonshu fucking up your body again :D
please enjoy, and don't be shy if you want to be in the taglist, just ask <3, sorry for the long wait
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pairings : steven grant x (platonic)reader, marc spector x (platonic) reader, khonshu x (platonic)reader, jake lockley x (platonic)reader
TW : medicine (pills), language, spidey stuff, little y/n, little y/n having a breakdown(?), khonshu being khonshu, eating disorders(?), starvation, let me know if i missed anything
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you woke up in the same position you fell asleep in.
you just kept your eyes closed since you didn’t feel like being a part of the world yet.
you were stuck thinking about that kid.
yesterday, you were thinking over and over about how you wish you were a kid again, and had someone there for you.
actually there for you.
not just some drunk foster parents, or the foster parents that hated you.
you let out a deep breath and decided to carefully maneuver yourself off jake, as to not wake him up.
when you stood up you felt that something was off right away.
“khonshu” you murmur, the bird showing up in front of you.
“what did you do this time?” you ask tiredly, rubbing your eyes.
“your thoughts were sad, i thought this would make you feel.. better” he explains and you raise an eyebrow.
“i feel short, what did you do?” you ask again and khonshu tilts his head.
“i de-aged you” he says calmly and you just stare up at him.
you weren’t even mad. you were used to all khonshus bullshit by now.
“and how far did you de-age me?” you ask impatiently.
khonshu hesitates in answering. “it would appear that you have the body of an 8 year old” he tells you quietly and you take an all too calm breath.
you felt your shirt slide down one of your shoulders, making you pull it back up.
you were a fairly small 8 year old.
you were malnourished at that age, and it’s like khonshu and just brought it all back.
unintentionally of course, he means well and you know that.
well- for the most part.
he wanted to make you feel better but didn’t know how.
so this is what he came up with.
“change me back” you shake your head, having to crane your neck more than usual look look at him.
“…” he doesn’t say anything and you give him a look.
“khonshu”
“it wears off in 12 hours”
“i have work today, what am i supposed to do?”
“not go? did i accidentally give you an 8 year olds brain too?” he asks sarcastically and you scoff.
“i have to call my boss but i sound like a child” you complain.
“that’s because you are one”
“yeah, no thanks to you” you glare, and khonshu sighs loudly before walking past you to jake.
he pokes jake in the chest with the crescent on the top of his moon stick, making jake hit it away and blink a few times before glaring at him.
“lockley we have an issue” khonshu tells him and jake groans in annoyance.
“what did you do this time?” he mumbles.
khonshu just nods his head over to you, who was now looking down at your now oversized clothing and fiddling with your sleeve.
jake gasps quickly and sits up as fast as he can to come over and kneel down in front of you.
“princesa, are you okay? does it hurt?” he puts his hands up to your face, bringing you to look at him.
“other that being smaller than usual, i’m fine” you nod to him, and he looks you over once again.
“pajaro estupido” jake shakes his head, khonshu taking this as his cue to leave.
jake turns back to stare at you, to which you just stare back.
“i’m to tired to care, and i need you to call natalie” you say, cringing at your slightly higher pitched voice.
“yeah yeah- i’ll.. i’ll do that” jake nods distractedly. “where’s your phone?”
you shrug and point to the bed, remembering it was in your pocket when you went to sleep.
you’re very careless with your phone- like you don’t even charge it half the time.
you can’t even remember the last time it got to 100%.
jake flings the blanket around, finding your phone half stuffed under a pillow, and picking it up.
he puts your password in and goes into your contacts to find natalie, when he sees an unfamiliar name.
“who’s peter?” all three of them ask at the same time.
you just blink up at them while jake rolls his eyes. 
“you better explain after i call your boss” he says sternly and you nod.
jake clicks her contact and holds the phone to his ear while you turn your attention to marc and jake in one of the mirrors.
you can’t reach the mirror now, but you can still look up at it.
“is peter a new friend? you should’ve told us” steven whines and you look down, feeling kind of bad for not telling them about your secret training with spider-man.
“when jakes done i’ll explain everything, i promise” you tell both of them and they nod hesitantly, exchanging glances.
that’s when jake came back over, starting to hand your phone back to you before taking it back last minute.
“children shouldn’t have phones, it’ll melt your brain” he says to you with a smile and you groan in annoyance, walking to the couch to take a seat.
“you’re so mean” you mumble.
jake slips your phone in his pocket, and goes to sit next to your small frame on the couch.
“you said you’d explain, now explain” marc tells you and you sigh.
“where do i even start?” you mumble to yourself.
“you can’t tell anyone though, but peter is spider-man, the other spider guy we saw yesterday” you start.
“he’s.. he’s been helping me with my abilities at night sometimes while you guys are asleep” you end quietly and you can sense marc giving you ‘that’ look.
“he saw me on the news in america. apparently they know about me over there, so he came all this way to help me” you begin.
“we became friends quickly since we have almost identical abilities, and since we.. we can relate to each other on a certain level” you finish.
“how do you relate?” steven asks and you hesitate.
“we’re both orphans” you nod and jake furrows his brows.
“so you’ve been sneaking out at night to go hang out with a boy?” he asks and you make a face.
“he’s like two years older than me, and he’s been training me, that’s all” you defend peter, and he hums.
“do you mind if we tag along next time?” he asks and you stare at him for a second.
“..sure” you say quietly, and he chuckles in victory.
“you know, i thought you’d freak out more” you say honestly and marc is the one to respond.
“if he’s helping you control your powers than i’m completely fine with it” he tells you and jake nods.
“ditto” steven agrees and you chuckle again, and right before you can say another word a loud crack of thunder rumbles through the air, making you flinch and cover your ears.
jake turns his attention to you in concern, seeing as your hands are shaking while covering your ears.
he lightly taps your shoulder, making you look up at him.
“princesa?” he starts, guiding your hands down. “you okay?” he asks and you nod.
“i forgot about my fear of storms as a kid, and it doesn’t help that i have enhanced hearing now” you explain the best you can, and you see that steven started to front.
“wait how’s that even work? i thought it was just your body that was changed” he says and khonshu appears perched on the back of the couch.
“actually, it was only her mind that stayed the same, her fears however..” he trails off and steven purses his lips.
a flash of lightning lights up the room through the window, and you instinctively gasp and hide your face in your hands.
“well why would you even do this, you dumb bird? don’t you see that she doesn’t like it?” steven scolds him and khonshu sighs.
“it’s not my fault she wanted someone to care about her as a child” khonshu starts, surprising all of you.
you swipe your finger across your throat while glaring at khonshu, and another quieter crack of thunder sounds in the room.
you- without your full control, lean over and grip stevens shirt while burying your face in his shoulder, making him gasp quietly in surprise, then quickly put a hand to your back to give you a sense of comfort.
“what do you mean nobody cared about her? her foster parents.. they cared about her… right?” steven trails off, looking down at you and then sighing.
“y/n”
you look up at him, and you see that he’s giving you a look.
“not all of them took care of me” you mumble. “i don’t like talking about it” you look back down, still gripping his shirt in one of your hands.
“i won’t force you to talk about it but.. if you ever want to we’re always here” he assures you and you nod, seeing another flash and hearing another loud boom.
you sneakily bring a hand down to stevens pocket, and snatching your phone as jake gives you a look through the mirror on the coffee table, but it softens when he realizes what had calmed you down as a kid.
because it sure as hell wasn’t the adults in the home. it was music. beautiful sound to distract you from the loud obnoxious ones coming from outside.
you focus on the patter of rain on the roof as you bring up spotify and putting the phone to your ear, steven still not even noticing you took your phone out of his pocket.
he was busy glaring at khonshu. “you’re lucky i don’t want to leave her, or you’d be toast” he threatens, your music playing faintly in your ear.
“are you a wizard? how would you turn me to toast?” khonshu asks, genuinely curious.
steven deadpans at him then looks back to you, noticing that you’re listening to something.
“hey- when’d you-“ another crack of thunder had you tensing up, stevens arms tightening around you.
“..does it calm you down?” seven asks as a flash of lighting lights up the room again.
he relaxes a little when he feels you nod. “here, stand up” he nudges you and you do so, phone still to your ear.
steven quickly goes to close the curtains, so you won’t freak out by the sudden flashes.
he comes back over and gently takes the phone from you, turning up the volume to reveal that what you’re listening to was some of the more mellow songs by olivia rodrigo.
steven smiles and puts the phone down on the coffee table and takes your hands in his, yours reaching higher than usual to your now lack in height.
steven frowns a bit when he sees how bony and skinny your arms were, since your now huge sleeves rolled down.
he also took notice of the slight hollowness of your cheeks. you noticed the slight trace of guilt on his face, which made you confused.
“what’s wrong?” you ask ask the two of you sway back and forth, your eye twitching whenever you hear thunder.
“i’m going to be blunt and ask you if at this age your foster parents ever fed you” steven says which makes you bite the inside of your cheek while you debate on answering.
“..sometimes” you answer and he lets out a shaky breath.
“why? why would anyone treat you this way?” he says more to himself than anyone else.
“because they only took me in to make themselves look good” you start.
“they would make me wear fancy dresses whenever they had friends over. they.. i had to sneak downstairs in the middle of the night to get food, and i would get caught” you take a shaky breath, looking up at steven with glassy eyes.
“then they wouldn’t let me have any food for days as a punishment” you end quietly.
“Las matare” you hear jake mutter, and you chuckle softly before taking your hands out of stevens and wrapping them around his waist, his own going around your back.
“yeah, for once i can agree with you” marc says to jake.
you feel calm when your music stops for a second, signaling that you’d gotten a notification.
you begrudgingly left steven and went to check it when you saw it was peter.
“what is it?” steven asks hesitantly, not wanting to pry.
“it’s peter, he wants me to come up to the roof in an hour, after the rain stops” you tell them and marc groans.
“don’t even start- i’m going to do it” you inform them and marc speaks up.
“then let us go with you”
“but-“
“y/n”
“fine”
~~~
after steven forced brunch down your throat, it was almost time for you guys to go up to meet peter.
he’d noticed how you were hesitant in eating anything- must have been your body not feeling hungry due to the fact you were basically starved at that age.
this was one of the many things you hadn’t told them about your barely-there childhood, which you refused to talk about if not necessary.
it was necessary now since you had to explain why you weren’t hungry- which you had a large appetite now since you could buy your own food, and your larger metabolism from the spider bite.
it’s only been 4 hours since you’d gotten changed, so that meant another 8 until you were back to yourself.
your spidey sense was ringing in your ears, which made you perk up, and the now fronting marc noticed.
“is he here?”
you nod, heading for the window. marc followed after you, making sure you wouldn’t fall to your death.
you made it up, and he saw you peak down and shoot a web to him, sticking to his arm.
he gave you a look of panic as you smirk, yanking on the web to have him hanging off of it. 
“kid- i swear if you drop me-“
“i won’t drop you, you baby” you retort, pulling him up enough so that he can grab the edge and pull himself up.
once he gets to his feet, he points a finger at you. “don’t you ever do that again” he says sternly and you put your hands up in surrender, and turn around to see peter staring in your direction, his mask up.
“h-hey” you hear his stutter, obviously wondering what exactly was happening.
a small girl who looked exactly like you, and the guy you went home with from the alley.
“another tingle?” you ask peter, both you and marc approaching him.
“yeah, and i think i can sense the problem” he says sarcastically, and you chuckle.
“don’t worry, it’ll wear off” you start. “peter, this is marc” you end up introducing and marc nods to him, brows furrowed.
“marc, peter” you introduce again, peter waving to him.
“so if this is marc, where are the other two?” peter whispers to you once he gets close enough.
you look down at the still damp ground. “they’re in there” you say and you sense peters confusion.
“there’s three of ‘em in one body” you explain shortly and he nods.
“hello sir. i’m, i’m peter. peter parker” he starts, putting out a hand. “well- you know i’m peter i’m just- i’m just gonna stop talking now”
marc eyes his covered hand and then reaches out to shake it.
“marc spector” marc starts. “moon knight” he shakes peters hand firmly, making peter nervous.
“okay, there’s too much testosterone here- what now?” you ask, both the boys taking their hands back.
“well- well i just-“
“you help y/n with her abilities right?” marc asks, hands in his pockets.
you stare between the two, peters mask coming down so that he can look at marc properly.
“i do, yeah” peter nods, marc tilting his head at him.
“and you’re treating her good?” he questions and peter nods right away.
“he does” you confirm, and marc nods.
“good.” he takes a breath. “that’s good, she needs you” marc tells peter, and both of you are surprised.
“she needs someone relate to, so i’m glad you’re here for her” he gives peter a tight lipped smile and peter smiles back.
both men look to you while you just blink up at the both of them.
“peter” you start. “how far do your webs go?”
“i- uhm.. i don’t know, this is a new formula” he says and a smile forms on your face.
“well, i bet mine go farther than yours” you scoff, walking to the edge of the roof, peter and marc following.
“do you want to bet?” peter asks and you nod.
“if i win i get to pick what you teach me next” you say and peter nods.
“that’s fair” he starts. “if i win i get to pick then, and trust me you don’t want that” he jokes and you let out a sarcastic laugh.
marc enjoyed just observing off to the side, seeing you happy like this made him happy.
steven and jake on the other hand, felt all the same, but jake was a bit wishy washy about peter.
you and peter reach both of your arms out, counting down and then shooting a web out, yours going quite farther than peters.
it must have been the fact that the webs you had were superior since they were made literally inside you.
there’s no non-weird way to say it, really.
you turn to give a now red-faced peter a look.
“i want you to help me with swinging” you say with a smile.
“i knew you were going to say that” peter shakes his head, chuckling.
marc watched with a smile, and peter noticed.
“listen, i kind of have bad news” peter looks at you, both of your smiles fading a bit.
“i have to go back home- to america in two weeks” he says and you look up at him with glossy eyes.
damn your little kid habits.
“what? will you ever come back?” you ask and peter nods.
“of course i will, i just.. i know you can do great here” peter tells you, bending down to reach your height.
“just remember this, okay?” he starts and you nod.
“with great power.. there is also great responsibility” he nods at you and you smile.
“i’ll miss you. i’ll make sure london stays safe” you assure him and he chuckles.
“i know you will” he stands back up completely and turns to marc.
“marc, and steven, jake.. if you can hear me” he starts, mumbling the last part.
“if you’re ever in america, you always have a place to stay” peter tells him and marc nods.
“nice meeting you” he tells him.
peter nods again awkwardly, and backs up, mask forming back on his face.
“edith just.. i have to go i’m so sorry” he says and you just smile at him.
“i get it, i’ll see you” you say and he waves, hopping off the roof.
you turn to marc who was fighting a smile. “you don’t completely hate him” you nudge his shoulder, also jumping off the roof.
marc’s eyes widen and he looks over to see you standing on the wall, looking up at him with a smirk.
he just lets out a breath and rolls his eyes.
~~~
once you were all back inside, you ended up laying on steven, while he watched the news, you tracing shapes into his chest with your tiny finger.
you perked up at the mention of the crime you stopped just yesterday.
“yeah, she saved my boys life” the mom of the boy says to the camera.
you and steven both focus in on it, and you feel your stomach full with butterflies.
“so, since you’re the first official person saved by this spider-hero, what do you think her name should be?” the news lady asks the little boy in his mothers arms.
“arachnid!” he yells, arms out in the air, the mother laughing.
you gasp and sit up, almost hitting steven in the chin with your head.
“ohmygosh!” you say quickly with a smile.
“dude! i have a cool name now!” you throw yourself forward and wrap your shirt arms around stevens neck, his arms going around you too.
“oh! darling, i’m so proud of you!” steven starts.
“that’s amazing, congratulations!” you hear marc.
jake is the next to speak. “Estoy tan orgullosa de ti, cariño”
~~~
even khonshu had congratulated you, by changing you back early.
he found a way. he’s khonshu.
so of course your appetite came back, and you ate two packages of pop tarts, steven being perfectly fine with it.
all of them were fine with it, really.
as long as you were back to yourself, they were fine with it.
more than fine, they were proud of you for being comfortable to be yourself around them.
so so proud.
they would be proud for every single accomplishment you make.
and they always will.
~~~
A/N : endings are rushed nowadays, but whatever i’m not perfect :) but i do try to be
thank you all for the support, i love you all so much. thank you all for the requests, i love reading them and the set ups for the shorts :) <3
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Moon Knight : "I need to be sure. You and the kid... You are not..." 
Deadpool : "Not what ? You mean... Nooooo ! NO ! Yuck ! My baby Petey is like my son. Or little bro. Best friend. With a great ass. We all have great ass in the team. I read somewhere that it was not a good idea to be friend with your kid, for the autority and education, and maybe to talk about their ass, but fuck this." 
Moon Knight : "I thought Daredevil was your best friend." 
Deadpool : "Nah, he's my lover." 
Moon Knight : "... What about Foggy ?" 
Deadpool : "He's his husband, silly." 
Moon Knight : "... And us ?" 
Deadpool : "Steven is my second son, Marc is my new bro, and Jake is my sweet soulmate." 
Moon Knight : "I see. You are just an idiot." 
Daredevil : "Glad you finally got it." 
Spiderman : "But he's our idiot." 
Deadpool : "Oooooh Spidey, you all are my idiots too !"
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