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phatcatphergus · 3 months
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Tubbo pics that hold a final girl vibe
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lemonmoonlavender · 13 days
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whats up guys im here to introduce you to:
the vat7k pizza heroes au
(aka a really stupid idea i had after listening to lemon demon)
the gang is a group of vampire hunters disguised as a pizza delivery service!
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first up is hugo! he is the distraction, who goes to the front door and pretends he got the wrong house to stall for time
basically it thought "who would be the most miserable pretending to be a minimum wage worker?" well its hugo, obviously, look at him.
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next are varian and nuru, who sneak into the house while hugo is using his natural charisma to fuck up a vampires life! they break in and set up traps
varian dresses like he only shops at a small thrift shop just outside a farming village in bakersfield and nuru dresses like she only knows what hot topic and etsy are
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finally of the group is yong! he oversees everything from the van, checks all their bodycams and tells them if any complications are occurring, like if hugo needs to stall for longer or varian and nuru need to get out as quickly as possible
as someone who loves interesting outfits, it pained me to design one for a 12 year old boy.
so i actually came up with this 2 years ago when i hadnt even known about tangled the series, and shamefully was a huge dsmp fan. it was originally just ranboo, tubbo and tommy, and i very quickly forgot about it, even though i liked the very silly idea
then about two weeks ago i thought "holy shit remember that au i made" so friendship ended with dsmp (two years ago, actually, so this thing was thought up only a few months before i dropped it) vat7k is my new best friend
so idk how germany works but theyre in germany so ill figure it out <3
ill get drawings of the others later! just so you know some of your beloved (or beloathed) characters may be vampires, and rapunzel is like one of my favourite character designs next to nurus (maybe im just a girl liker)
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a-non-ymouswriter · 9 months
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Naturally, I am Very Interested in hearing literally anything about Remix. But aside from that, the titles of "God's Most Faithful Hater" and "My Son is the Final Boss" are very intriguing!
The later because I read that Webtoon (among many others); the former because I love Tommy angst /and/ religious themes in this fandom can be really fun. There's no telling what direction any given person will go for DSMP gods and thus no telling what new (to me) ideas they might have that I could fall completely in love with.
...And after looking up what CYMK is, I think I'm legally obligated to be curious about "Wandering The Border". Dimension hopping my beloved.
I hope that's not too many? I have so much fun with your stories, it's hard to cut it down from "all of them, please!"
i very much understand, there's a reason why i listed only those when i have a few more dusting away on my shelf lmao. BUT LET'S GET INTO THESE THREE!!
gonna cut this bc it's long
God's Most Faithful Hater - A DSMP Fantasy AU Summary -> Tommy Innit is the most devout, religious, faithful follower Ranboo has ever met. It's hard to believe at first, but everyday without fail, Tommy would pray to XD, hold the silver and green x-cross necklace (the symbol of his religion and his god's crest) whenever he got angry or anxious, and would reprimand Tubbo if he ever jokingly swore by XD or Prime's name.
Ranboo thinks it's nice that Tommy was so faithful to his god, it wasn't for him personally but hey, everyone had something they put their faith into.
Only he finds out that his initial thoughts to be very much, untrue. Well, Tommy is faithful. But he has no love for XD and his religion, no.
He has nothing but contempt and hatred for the malicious God that sunk its divinity into his very soul.
Details and Thoughts -> basically xd cursed tommy to be 'faithful' and be his unwilling follower.
i got this inspiration from Tanya the Evil, both the anime and manga. for those who don't know, it's about a man reincarnated as a little girl in fantasy imperial germany during world war 1 because he was agnostic and 'god' decides that the man needs to be faithful and believe in god. it's a cool anime, i suggest you pick it up.
but i only took 'forced to be religious' from the anime and applied it AND angst to tommy in this au. the more original side of it is that tommy is unwillingly immortal and constantly haunted and 'put to the test' by xd.
those tests are very dangerous, and the only way to get out of them? pray to xd, praise xd and such to save him, the unworthy and unwilling.
of course sometimes tommy can pass those 'tests' or other situations without praying to xd, but as time passes, tommy just ends up praying to xd. mostly after his past adopted family nearly died because he didnt pray to xd. that past family? sbi ofc but thats for later down the line.
the shot would be focused in ranboo's pov in the first part. how he and the others are friends with tommy and talking about how surprisingly religious tommy was. unknowing that tommy kept praying every day for their sake, and to stave off xd's malicious actions.
make no mistake, tho tommy prays and praises xd outwardly, he still fucking hates the damn god. and his internal prayers always, always has him damning xd. which both amuses and annoys said god, but somehow tommy's prayers are at least genuine and stuff, enough that he has to keep his word and not fuck shit up for tommy.
i'd say more but, we need to get to the others lmao.
My Son is the Final Boss - DSMP AU Wilbur-centric Summary-> None Yet
Details and Thoughts -> so this one is very unfinished and was back when techno was alive actually. around then i was reading a webtoon called My Daughter's the Final Boss or something- basically it was about a dad whose daughter, as told by title, became the final boss of a world-ending apocalypse.
it starts w the dad having to confront the daughter that he had abandoned in the past, who grew up terribly and abused and turned into an apocalyptic event boss. The Final Boss. and in that confrontation he...
turns his back on his allies and tries to protect his daughter from them. dying as a result.
but of course, the webtoon continues and the dad is time traveled back to BEFORE he sent his daughter away (he had issues and shit and was an asshole really) so he decides that he was gonna prevent every bad thing that happened to him, his daughter, prevent the death of his daughter's mother, etc etc
so yeah basically that, but with wilbur and fundy. i think i was reading a lot of fundy angst and sbi angst when i thought of it while reading.
i might revisit this shot again, but morph it bc im trying to catch up with QSMP and i love tallulah. and recently read a fic of fundy and tallulah being twins and i just love that. wilbur gets to be angsty over TWO children lol but no promises it's only an idea that hasn't even flourished
Wandering the Border - CMYK AU Dimension Hopping Summary -> Yeah this one doesn't have a summary either sorry
Details and Thoughts -> it says so on the tin; dimension hopping cmyk! EXCEPT
all four of them are dimension hopping separately and are constantly meeting each other... in the wrong order. in different spanning dimensions, and each of them hop dimensions in differing ways.
for example:
T̸̢̧̞̯̠̖̱͖̙͚͎̈́͒̅͑̇̋͐̃͒h̷͙̻̖̞̾̇̂̎̊̀̈̌̏͝ě̶͖̖͂̔͗̿̌̒͗̔̚s̷̛̫͙̤̯̬͕̺͂̐̊̓̐͒̂̕͠e̶̻̓̍̀͋͘û̶̲̾̊͒s̸͓̉͊̇̃̆͛̀͘͝͝ aka Tommy Innit- Chaos Demon currently cursed with dimension hopping because he pranked his dimension's Chaos Demoness Goddess Drista. He cannot stay in one dimension long, pain will overtake his body if he stays for more than a week, sometimes more than a few days or even hours. It's randomized whether or not he can stay or withstand the pain of staying. He is the 'youngest' and 'latest' of the friend group.
Experiment T-U88-Oasis aka Tubbo - A test tube experiment genius, actually the youngest (he's only been alive for 5 years, 3 of them dimension hopping) but technically the oldest in terms of dimension hopping? He always seems to be the one ahead of the curve, meeting others and referencing meet ups that haven't happened yet for the others. Rare instances of other others meeting a younger him that is so unlike the chaotic, hyper Tubbo that they know of. He stole an unfinished experimental device that lets him dimension hop, he keeps fiddling with it, which makes him hop dimensions- or well, it sometimes short circuits on its own and he's gone.
Lethe aka Ranboo - Initially from a superhero universe, Ranboo's powers were mostly about teleportation. Short range, sometimes long range if he could focus and had the stamina for it. He and his superhero mentor ended up busting a villain lair who was messing with powers. Something happened, Ranboo's powers got MAJORLY messed up and he ended up hopping dimensions and losing his memories. He didn't even know his name was Ranboo or his actual superhero name- Tubbo named him Lethe the first time they met, even gave him his trademarked memory journal. Ranboo's powers are unstable, each use has him forgetting all over again, but slowly, over time he doesn't forget. Slowly though.
Purpled - He's a regular teen and mercenary. He does odd jobs, REALLY odd jobs and somehow he's in every dimension all three of them have been to? Second 'eldest' to the group, he's been at this almost as long as Tubbo has. They have no idea how he's dimension hopping and Purpled refuses to answer it straight, not even Tubbo knows how he's going at it and technically he's the oldest! Purpled's the one with the most mystery, he's 'normal'. Fully human with no powers whatsoever, just pure martial skill, however from his travels that he somehow goes on, he has the most stuff. Weapons, items, etc.
so yeah, dimension hopping cmyk :) again i could go on but this has gone long enough.
maybe ask me again if you'd like to know more. or more about the other shots that are dusting away on my shelves. it was really fun talking about this stuff :DD
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bonesandthebees · 1 year
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we've seen Petty Bitch Wilbur now get ready for Anxious And Guilt-Ridden Wilbur lmao we love to see it
whew at least not all of the deathlings hates the pythia now. he's even making some new friends! rocketduo are such bros in every universe and i love them so much for it
but they're just two people, and i am not looking forward to the next time wilbur runs into tubbo's group, or any other deathlings we haven't met yet
(why do i have a bad feeling someone else might try something against the pythia later down the line- /rh)
wait actually how many deathlings are there right now? so far we've met 10 people, plus charlie and quackity but they're most likely not deathlings and just work with them or smth. who else is there? is that a question i'm allowed to ask /genq
LMAO L JACK WAS NEARLY KILLED BY THE GIRL FROM THE RING
also holy fuck does wilbur keep going back to that the-pythia-isn't-supposed-to-be-seen-as-human thing. i'm not sure the deathlings have a therapist but by god does he need one so badly /lh
he's finally making some friends!! after the murder attempt who would've guessed!!
rocketduo my beloveds i have so much fun writing them
yeahhhh not everyone in the temple agrees with rocketduos perspective tho as we heard with tubbo so :)
uhhh unless I change my mind in the future (I try to leave certain details vague while writing so I can keep options open for further future plot points) the only deathlings there are the people we've met. they're a small group!
wilbur keeps going back to that because it's what he's been told for the past decade!! it's good ol brainwashing. he realizes how it sounds, but he's justified it so hard to himself over the years to cope with it that he just accepts it as a fact but knows that others won't see it the same way. he really needs a therapist.
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ao3feed-crimeboys · 1 year
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Bury Me In a Memory (I'm Not The Girl I'd Ought To Be)
by STAGFURR
Tubbo Underscore and Ranboo Beloved, Two teenagers against the world, are labeled as villains and forced to act the part.
Ranboo is taken from Tubbo. Tubbo feels useless without his partner. Ranboo struggles but gets used to life in a villain rehab program, and grows to enjoy it.
Finally, Ranboo is able to contact Tubbo again but breaks the news that he'll continue to train to become Boar's sidekick. Tubbo fears that Ranboo will leave him, fears that his beloved will be fed lies and break off their relationship, he wouldn't even be alive if it weren't for ranboo.
He couldn't be more wrong.
OR
A hero/villain beeduo AU where ranboo gets caught and put in a hero training rehab, tubbo has a terrible time and struggles with separation anxiety, gender/body dysphoria, and his mind is his enemy, but things get better eventually
Story was prompted after hearing the song Goodbye My Danish Love by Mitski :)))
Words: 2820, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Dream SMP
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Toby Smith | Tubbo, Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza, Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot, TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Eret (Video Blogging RPF), Niki | Nihachu, Ponk | DropsByPonk (Video Blogging RPF), Sam | Awesamdude, Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF), GeorgeNotFound (Video Blogging RPF), Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF), Fundy (Video Blogging RPF), Alexis | Quackity, Karl Jacobs, Noah Brown | Foolish Gamers, Luke | Punz
Relationships: Ranboo & Toby Smith | Tubbo, Alexis | Quackity & Toby Smith | Tubbo, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & Phil Watson | Philza, Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Ranboo & TommyInnit, Ranboo & Niki | Nihachu, Other Relationship Tags to Be Added
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Magic, Villain BeeDuo, Trans Toby Smith | Tubbo, Nonbinary Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), Nonbinary Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Trans Wilbur Soot, Sad Toby Smith | Tubbo, Heavy Angst, Hero Sleepy Bois Inc (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot is TommyInnit's Parent, Therian Ranboo, Quadrobist Ranboo, Quadrobist Technoblade, Ranboo is Not Okay (Video Blogging RPF), I haven't written a fanfic in a long time so bear with me people, I also haven't written a fanfic for ao3 before, Other Additional Tags to Be Added
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onecanonlife · 2 years
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okay i have processed enough to write my initial thoughts i think. still haven’t watched everything that happened today (i.e. sapnap’s stream, jack’s stream, techno after tommy went live) but. i want to talk a little bit
(also i always get nervous sharing my takes as my anxiety is. bad. so i’ll preface this by saying that i am absolutely not trying to start anything with or go after anyone whose opinions are different lmao. this is all very much /lh)
okay. so. in no particular order
i’ve determined how i feel about c!ranboo’s death. the answer is that i feel very little. i am open to changing this opinion based on others’ reactions (c!tubbo pls return king i’m begging) but currently i am not. mourning. like i did for c!tommy. that ficlet that i wrote was definitely me trying to make myself feel something and it didn’t quite work. that being said, i’m very happy that cc!ranboo’s finally gonna get to tell a story the way he’s wanted to!
c!niki. girl. please.
kind of on that note, i will not lie i normally find techno’s lore streams to be fun, at least. and this stream had its moments that i enjoyed? but overall, was not digging the syndicate pov today. really, really good to have confirmation that c!techno doesn’t actually like c!dream, tho
gonna round out my discussion of the syndicate. c!phil. he fucking fascinates me. i want to shake him and i want to punch him and i want to hug him. i want to be in his brain. i want to give him a reality check. but his interactions with c!tommy today, i honestly thought was one of the highlights of the lore for me. like, he still doesn’t get it. i would really like for him to get it, at some point. i want him to understand why l’manberg is important. and the fact that he went along with c!techno’s plans despite the fact that he knows how fucking awful c!dream is has me seething. but like. at least he’s made it really clear that he’s in c!tommy’s corner. i do enjoy that
okay so. c!tommy. i don’t. i don’t even consider myself an inniter. but the return of c!tommy had me feeling some kind of way let me tell you
it’s been said by so many other people, but cc!tommy’s acting? holy fucking shit. he and dream absolutely killed that moment. that was just. chilling. i don’t even really have the words. (and that blooper was also so fucking funny i love them)
and i’d like to talk for a second about c!tommy’s forgiveness? like, that moment where he forgave c!phil really drove it home for me. he obviously doesn’t agree with him, but i think he saw where c!phil was coming from, decided that c!phil actually believes he was being helpful (which. like. no. but that’s another thing), and so was able to forgive him for it. c!tommy really forgives people very easily. even people who have hurt him very personally. i am not going to make this about c!wilbur i am not going to make this about c!wilbur but c!wilbur as someone holding a gun shooting at someone else and he’s on his side but he still doesn’t feel safe because the gun is still there i am not over this i will never be over this
the walls. god. the walls make him feel safe. i can’t. i fucking can’t
i said i wouldn’t make this about c!wilbur but if c!wilbur doesn’t see the walls and have a fucking emotional breakdown then what even is the point okay sorry i’m done i swear
cannot let c!quackity go unmentioned. like, he is one of the best people to be helping c!tommy rn, because he’s had the whole c!dream-escaped-panic. he’s been there and done that. he’s ready to be effective. he’s ready to do what needs to be done. and he’s decided that what needs to be done is protecting c!tommy. it really doesn’t get any better than that
uh what else. c!sam. my beloved. my beloathed. he’s probably one of the best written characters on the smp. i love him. i hate him. goddddd
this goes without saying, but c!connor absolutely stole the show /hj
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tarosin · 3 years
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the great adventures of y/n tubbo and ranboo - welcome home ranboo
this is an extra to the great adventures series
the journey to the airport felt as though it was never-ending. you and tubbo were honestly so excited to meet finally ranboo in person. you sat leaning on tubbo showing him random TikTok's you had saved on your phone trying to pass time
“Are we there yet”
“he’s still on the plane y/n he’s landing in around ten minutes”
every few minutes tubbo would check his phone then start typing making sure to cover his phone screen so you couldn’t see what was going on, you didn’t think much about it as you assumed it was for privacy reasons little did you know the messages were about you and the surprise he had planned out.
once you all arrived at the airport tubbo wrapped his arm around you as it was extremely busy and he didn’t want you getting lost or leaving the group, this worked for a while you both sat on a bench near the gate where ranboo would show up however not long after you received the message from ranboo and told tubbo you decided to go and stretch your legs by walking around the airport with lani. tubbo didn’t realise this until he saw ranboo and turned to tell you only to notice you were no longer sat next to him and lani had also disappeared. a group of people ran over to you to tell you that they loved the ranboo merch that you were currently wearing at first it caught you off guard as you didn’t realise you were wearing merch you just put on whatever clothes you had left at tubbos
“thank you”
“ranboos one of my favourite creators I was watching the vod from when he was playing a horror game with y/n wait… oh my god are you y/n”
you laughed slightly before nodding you didn’t expect people to notice you today so you didn’t exactly put effort into your outfit and like ranboo, you rarely streamed with your camera on so it was a surprise to you that people recognised you. one of the girls recognised you were with lani and asked for pictures with you both. luckily ranboo noticed the crowd and sent lani a message
ranboo: tubbo and I can see the pair of you so stay there we’ll come over to you, tubbo has been telling me y/n will probably want pictures or a video for a vlog would you be able to film it? when the crowd leaves I’ll come over just nod when you’re ready
lani: yeah sure of course
after a few minutes of talking with your community and taking group photos, they thanked you and walked away. at some point, lani nodded to your friends and began recording, you looked up to lani tilting your head to the side
“heh, why are you filming me”
before you had time to process what was happening you heard footsteps getting closer to you before being dragged down to the floor by a rather excited teenager
“hello y/n”
“RANBOO HOLY SHIT”
you sat up only to be pulled back into ranboos arms
“my beloved were on the floor of an airport we should get up before we get in the way”
ranboo stood up first before helping you up, lani got several photos and a decent video at this point you were still confused as to why lani was recording you but you’d find out later.
after collecting ranboos suitcases you made it back to the car, ranboo sat in between you and tubbo. you sent tubbo a message questioning whether ranboo had ‘movie money’ on him which ended up with you and tubbo both stealing a dollar bill from ranboo
“I'm going to frame it”
“I'm going to put it in my scrapbook when I get home”
everyone in the car laughed a bit which confused you little did you know you were about to find out why.
once you all arrived at tubbos he took you to the room when ranboo would be staying
“ha loser you have to sleep on a couch”
lani started filming as ranboo pointed to two suitcases that weren’t his
“see them suitcases over there…they’re not mine, they’re yours”
“heh”
tubbo joined the conversation holding back his laughter and excitement
“whilst we went to pick up ranboo your parents stopped by to drop them off”
“I don’t understand”
“you’re staying here with ranboo”
“in other words, y/n were both moving in for four months”
you didn’t know what to say, rather than using words you pulled the two boys into a hug the three of you were extremely excited, let’s just say the next four months were going to be amazing.
as soon as it was revealed on tubbos stream you and ranboo were staying with tubbo for four months Twitter went crazy within two hours there were several screenshots and artwork of all three of you sat together there were even clips of you and ranboo playing on the mcc server and the two of you hiding from Scott every time he showed up.
the night was ended by you and tubbo showing ranboo the scrapbook (which was luckily still at tubbos) you had been working on
“boo do you wanna help do a few pages”
“id love to”
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stylistiquements · 3 years
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Day 1 : Soap Bubbles.
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𐐪𐑂 Pairing : Sapnap x fem!reader {Playlist}
𐐪𐑂 Summary : You're being introduce to the internet in a peculiar way, it's up to you to decide what you're going to do with it.
𐐪𐑂 Word count : 1.4k | W: written part underneath
𐐪𐑂 Warning : very few swears
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.・゜゜・  ・゜゜・   .・゜゜・  ・゜゜・
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The coffee that sinks inside your stomach brings out a grimace and a click of your tongue where the taste stains; too bitter, too acidic but you’ll drink it anyway and to the last drop; there is something about the idea of spending time with three best friends that is so made of spring and honey that you wish to miss none of it.
“Someone is lurking,” George contemplates out loud, and the call goes silent for a second as if to look for the intruder. And it would so easy to flinch, to hit the back pedal, because you almost feel like one being exposed front stage like that. But today- today is not that day.
It's not that you don't want to join the discussion, it's that it takes a second to warm up, to absorb the energy and become one with it.
And sometimes, all it takes is Sapnap to exclaim, “Panini head, my beloved!” for your smile synchronizes with his chuckles. Somehow, once noticed by the right person, life flows back naturally.
George and Dream greets you in trailing unison, like two kids forced to greet their unwelcomed aunt on a sunday afternoon.
“H-hey troublemakers,” you finally say. Your voice is still quiet, not reluctant, but rather uncertain. It doesn't bother anyone.
“I’m beating Dream’s ass at chess and he’s bitter,” Sap explains, and you silently nod, as if they were able to see you.
A long silence follows along, rythmed by clicks of mouses and keyboards and it falls in your ears like high droplets. It's comfortable. It's intimate, shared with friends only.
"We haven't heard from you in a while," Dream says. "I mean ... before the clout fiasco."
You wouldn't exactly call it a fiasco, even though you don't really like the idea of being perceived a little too closely from the eyes of twitter.com, but you do agree anyway, "I've been caught up on college essays lately."
"That sucks," George probably adds.
“Good thing you’re here, then,” Dream notes, simple as a breath. “This is a worry-free zone.”
It hovers for a second, carried by George’s approval hum.
You squint suspiciously, detective mode, at the profile pictures that light on and off before your eyes, “Thanks, dream.”
He scoffs a “sure” and you’re not sure why you sense a bit of irony stuck on the back of his teeth. You're so tempted to call him out, but you don't. Instead, you write a mental note of this odd moment.
“It’s because I told him about your three brothers and now he’s scared they’re gonna find him and kick his ass,” Sap explains as if he just read your mind.
Sometimes, there’s this thing in the air, though you’re miles away. Something like a connection. There’s this thing when you don’t need to talk for Sap to understand. Sharing one brain cell, you dismiss ironically. Probably coincidences and predictability, but it always sounds a little special, a little like something you’d wish to be out of this world, like morning dew and fairy circles. And it makes you feel safe, at home, just like snuggling up in the sheets during a stormy night. Your smile washes up the sleeve of your hoodie, covered palm carefully hiding your chuckles.
“Three older brothers,” George muses, and there’s no telling if it’s something meant for you to hear. “That’s kinda scary.”
“You better be scared, one of them is probably your FBI agent,” you tease mindlessly, though there's nothing scary about those three grown men.
“I’m British, Bunny,” he points out. Whether the exasperation in his tone is fake or genuine, that, you can’t tell, but you play it cool, grin carved so deep it almost hurts. Dream’s wheezes rise and fall in the background.
“Say that to his face then,” you outbid smirkingly after a second of silence, heels growing into the carpet to make your chair spin slowly left and right, so breezily.
“I’d praise you for the rest of my life if you-Oooooooh your ass is wacked. Your ass is so wacked, dude. You fucked up so bad,” Sapnap chokes out between strings of giggles.
“Oh no, my streamer is losing his game?” You theatrically pout. “My streamer Dreamwastaken, have you met him? Guess you don’t need any of my brothers to kick your ass.”
“Okay yeah- no- it’s not my fault if your- they’re distracting me, okay?” Dream defends.
Slowly, the energy lowers again and the call remembers peace as Dream admits defeat.
“I’m not playing against you anymore,” he mumbles through greeted teeth, your hoodie shelters a muffled giggle. “Let’s talk about y/n’s twitter fame instead.”
“Let’s just not-” you mutter, both because seeing Dream lose at something is a miracle that has to be witnessed once and because you’re somewhat reluctant. “Let’s just not talk about that.”
“Yeah, sorry about that. I had no idea it would draw this much attention to you,” Sap admits.
“Well, you talk about her all the time it was only a matter of time before twitter finds out,” George taunts and you secretly smile, listening to the way your best friend tries to defend himself, mind flooded with the last memories you have of when you were able to see those chuckles for real.
“Yeah, Quackity already told me you guys talk behind my back,” you fakely muse. “That’s totally fine, I don’t wanna know what you guys are talking about at all.” It’s a lie, obviously, the idea creeps upon your mind with assumptions you can’t quite get a grip of nor let go.
“You and Quackity talk?’ Sapnap asks, hint of surprise, and you hum.
“Or rather, he talks to me. He keeps calling-.” Shit. The forsaken word traps itself into your mouth. It’s too silly anyway.
“Come on, just say it,” Dream pushes as if he knew too much, more than you even do, and your cheeks flush mindlessly. You don’t notice.
“Dream, quit it!” You demand.
“Quit what?”
“You talk as if you knew more than anyone did.”
“Maybe I just do,” he coos, so dream-like.
Oblivious or careless, Sapnap asks, “Is Quackity bothering you or something?”
“He-" you begin but stop to look for the right way to put it, "He triggers my flight or fight response.”
"I mean, duh," Sapnap probably rolls his eyes.
"But I like him. He's funny."
After a second of silence, George says, “Well that was unexpected.”
“Not so much, I think we’re both chaotic neutral people.”
“What is that neutral chaotic thing anyway?” Dream is confused.
Roll up your sleeve girl boss because now is your time to shine! You offer your best dream smp alignment chart to the classroom. They're speechless, but they listen carefully.
"Then you're more chaotic good than neutral. You're too sweet anyway," Sap says.
"I'd even say lawful good," George debates.
"That's because you haven't seen Bunny during her crazy cat hour."
"True," you note.
"She'll go absolutely batshit."
“What?" George burst between confusion and surprise. "We've never seen you like that."
"A lady never reveal her secrets," you retort. No one answer.
It leaves a second for your mind to enjoy peace. For your eyes to lay on c!tubbo on lawful good and think true, then on c!dream on chaotic evil and think also very true. You huff and it's like a wave; as sarcasm leaves your breath, an idea comes in.
"Sap, check your DMs," you request.
Surrounded by the evening lull, Sapnap’s laugh pops like soap bubbles, "God, you’re so stupid. Why can't you just marry me?"
“So, is it Sapnap approved?” You chuckle lightly to prevent Sapnap’s morning fresh laugh to fill your chest and leak everywhere.
“Just press ‘send tweet’ please,” he confirms with leftovers of a smile in his voice.
"George, get me out of here. They're doing it again," Dream whines.
"Doing what?" He asks, unbothered.
"Act like they're alone in the convo. Just get a room." And you don't get to stand up for yourself that you and your best friend are actually sent to another room.
"Well this one is chaotic evil confirmed," you mumble as you roll your eyes but the vibes are much peaceful, much more comfortable in here. "So ... hi."
"Hi," he chuckles in return.
Maybe that's for the best; a moment that needs to stay a little timeless, secretive and special. It hasn't happened in so long, you don't even remember the last time it did.
"I'm glad you're here. I miss you, you know?" He says, and it's hard to not feel so bittersweet about it. It's hard when longing involves a craved touch, a real smile and an eye contact. Your shoulder sinks in the chair a little harder.
"I miss you too. I'll be here soon," you promise. And soon couldn't come any sooner.
But the conversation, soft and free, will wash up any worries, as always, and you'll end up talking about everything and nothing, about streams and planned videos and college and god knows what. As long as it makes the two of you happy and smiling. Just like the old days, you'll both think and it's fair to say until the evening turns into night and night turns into fatigue.
"Are you sure you're okay about that clout?" He asks once again. "I know you don't like being exposed like that."
"Yeah, yeah don't worry too much about it. I'll try to make good use of it."
"I'm sure you will," he murmurs, but oh boy did he not know what was about to come until you two meet.
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Taglist : @open-minded-chip-101 ; @itsoakaa ; @gaysludge
A/N : so first of all it has come to my attention that 129 days from now on is actually my birthday so that's a weird coincidence lol. Hi how are you guys?? welcome to the first part I hope you liked it. I'm fairly new to the mcyt community and that's the first time I write for them, so bear with me. Feedbacks are always appreciated. Until next time (ɔˆ ³(ˆ⌣ˆc)
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Hello Z rambles this is me you're local supermarket news reporter making a lived report on the ongoing events within the Dream SMP Supermarket AU alright let's go
*Cues L'manberg news anthem theme*
"Good morning everyone it is another beautiful on our beloved small city of L'manberg it's 5 :26 A.M. now we have a several news report to make, Last night there being a major wild party that roars within the City's private club where a incident have occur that resulted in a few poison alcohol and several badly injuried many of the locals we interview last night that the cuz of the havoc that plunged the club is this about a Mexican Dream this anonymously person called about along with a Girl named Girl Dream the locals dubbed them with this happening the Police Chief have refused to confirmed nor denied the speculating rumours until they finished the investigation."
Cue another news report.
"Moving on now we also have a team of correspondent who have spotted the Mayor's wife Helga along with. Shimpry last night on the local motel of our city and the Mayor denied it was her wife being spotted last night."
*Cue another news report
"And now after a several weeks after the helper war a new event that occur within the supermarket which shocked the city. Where an Drunk Adult man named "Alex Jones" which being identified the leading podcaster and Conspiracy theorist have deliberately attacked and assaulted the store famous roller skater Tubbo with this incident a major blackslash and peer pressured have being made local residents which resulted on Police arresting the podcaster and now we just received information that this morning 4 : 32 A.M. Alex Jones is being released out of the jail with a bail of $900,000 on battery and assault with additional fines of $70,000 for damage to local property and $1 Million dollars yes you heard it right citizens of L'manberg $1 Million dollars for Tubbo and the other local residents that being a victim of the podcaster drunk violence with a letter from the Mayor's office issuing that the podcaster is clearly banned from entering, making business agreement and freezing his assets here within the City of L'manberg without further notice which the locals praised the mayor's reputation and swift action on the incident.
*Cue another news report
Local star celebrity Pokimane have being spotted on the Supermarket yesterday along with Corpse Husband the Supermarket Pharmacist buying essential needs which resulted one of the employee being fainted to due starstrucked that later identify Karl Jacobs.
*Cue an Commercial for Meat Helper*
"Are you an Orphan?" "Are you a tired of being a child playing all day and wanted to help your friends?" *cue children yes*
"Then come to Technoblade's Meat section on Dream Supermarket Today to applied on the job, there you gonna learn fun and exciting techniques to cutting the meat while Techno the Meat cutter silently and coldly stares at you until you cries" *Cue child crying* Come to Technoblade Meat session now
"The Second worse thing than happened to Oprans"
And now for the final news report for Morning Session. A new comer to the city called Cornelius have raised questions and speculation plunging the city which many pointed and compared the accurate physical resemblance of Manager Dream From Dream Supermarket and the newcomer Cornelius with also came with it adopted child named Robin was Cornelius and Dream the Mysterious manager is a far off brothers? Genetic resemblances? Honestly even i you're humbly reporter didn't conclude into this. And that is for today's Morning News this is your local Reporter Nicholas Diwa goodbye.
Honestly i have spent like minutes or maybe an hour or two into this clearly i am not a major on English grammar so i deeply apologize if i make an text or spelling error with that ahem... Anyways i think that it would be more chaotic that if i have mixed the A Tales of the SMP and the Dream SMP Characters but hey it's not like i have taking over your well... Doings on this AU but anyway hope you like this... Right? 😥
Oh my god I love this entire thing so much! Don’t worry, it’s great!! My face hurts from smiling help meeeeee
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aquarii-writes · 3 years
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History on repeat(Dream x f!reader)
Ngl this was inspired by a dnf piece on tik tok. While I don't ship it the art was beautiful and the song attached inspired me to write this. This also includes my headcanons for Dream/his parents and I'll elaborate on it in a different post if enough people ask lmao
Notes: I should mention to look at my 'DSMP headcanons' especially Dream's part because that's where I kinda explain that I don't believe that Dream himself is a dreamon but that his mask contains one. I also used Dream's real name as his fathers name. I don't really like using the dsmp members real names if it's not in their user but I had to think of a name
WARNINGS: none I can think of aside from death and stuff of similar manners
WC:1,005
Genre: Angstyy
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Two people sat together along the shoreline of a river. The colors of the sunset danced on the water. Turning the already beautiful area ethereal. Warm summer air tickled the woman; her blonde hair jumped with the wind.
"You're so beautiful [REDACTED]" the man spoke. His amber eyes held a love for the woman beside him; his lovely wife. Her green cloak acted as a pillow for her.
"You're too kind my darling" a smile played on the woman's lips. Her mask discarded beside her. The painted smile similar to the one she held.
"I love you with all my heart" a smile danced on the mans face. His lovely wife sat up and hugged him. Falling back into the grass the happy couple basked in one another. Masks long forgotten beside them. "Stay with me forever [REDACTED]?"
"Of course my darling dream" the twos faces were close as the wife spoke. It felt as though time sat there frozen to preserve the lasting moment.
Smiling towards you Dream held out his arms to get you to come towards him. As you got near Dream pulled you on top of him. His arms circling around your waist.
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"Dream~" your voice was loving. Dreams mask was off as he watched you jump in the stream water. The sun was setting over the horizon and the light gave an other worldly glow to you and the water.
Playing with the locks of hair that fell into your grasp, Dream watched you. A deep seeded longing in his eyes. Out here away from everything was when Dream was the most caring. His affections unrestricted when he wasn't in the eyes of his friends. When he could easily sneak away.
Though the future had many plans for the two of you, but here in this moment the future could wait.
"I would do anything for you (y/n)" Dream's amber eyes looked like the sun. Specks of gold shined like they were directly in the sun. Nodding to his statement you kissed the man before you. An adoring hum escaped him.
Pulling away you mumbled out a response. "I love you with all my heart~"
"Will you stay with me forever?" with a teasing smile Dream rubbed your sides: tickling you along the way.
"Of course my darling Dream" an unknown feeling of deja vu came over the two. Seems as though something similar happened in the past.
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"My dream!!' [REDACTED] screamed for her husband. "Don't take him away! Please!," the woman covered her small sons ears. The child didn't know what was happening. huddling into his mother arms the woman kept screaming for her husband.
Huddled under her cloak the small boy held a hand over his mother stomach and whispered to it. The boys father struggled against the men who held him away from his family. "CLAY! LET HIM GO! He didn't mean it.." [REDACTED] dropped to the ground crying. Her son hugging his mother. "Oh my baby Dream"
Dream's mother held onto him for dear life. Tears fell from his eyes as he watched his father get taken to the gallows. As a final goodbye his father threw towards them.
Crawling away from his mother, Dream grabbed the mask; his fathers mask. The plastic was cracked in a few placed, and some of the paint was chipped, but it was probably the last thing he would ever have of his fathers.
"Please just let my husband go" [REDACTED]'s mask was similarly painted though the tears the spilt from under it spoke another story. "It was the Dreamons who did it.. not my Clay.. not my lovely dreamer.." her whimpers drew her son back over to her.
"Mommy what's happening to daddy?" Dream wouldn't get an answer from her. Just wails and whimpers about how cruel the world was.
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"Dream what did you do..," Tommy and Tubbo huddled behind you. A fearful look settled in your eyes. Dream's mask was just that, a mask. Behind it he held no remorse for what he had done and what he said.
He did plan on killing Tubbo, but the look in your eyes made his thoughts stutter. Should he not kill Tubbo? When Dream said he doesn't care about anyone it planted a seed in your heart. Did he really not love you anymore?
Dream didn't answer you. All he did was stare at you through the mask. "Take off your damn mask and answer me Dream" when your voice jumped at him all Dream could do was stare. He didn't talk and he didn't react. "Why aren't you answering me?! Dream WHY did you do it?!"
"I didn't mean to-"
"Like hell you didn't mean to!" your tone was sharp. It made the boys behind you move back as you came forward to hold Dream's face. This felt too familiar. Why does it feel so familiar?
Knitted brows went unnoticed behind the mask. His annoyed expression hidden to the world; to you. His everything. Before he lost it he wanted to marry you. He even joked about you being his wife. His darling wife.
"Do you not care about me anymore? After everything that's happened between us?" a certain sadness pushed your pain to him. It was the same sorrow his mother screamed from the top of her lungs. That's why it felt so familiar.
A desolate look decorated your (e/c) eyes. The same eyes he would've fought wars so see happy. The very eyes he believed he would love forever.
"It's not my fault- sweetheart it's not my fault" his words became more rushed as Sam pulled Dream away. Dragging him to Pandora's Vault. All the way to his box.
The misery and heartache Dream saw on your face reminded him of his mother. The heartbreak he never wanted to see again.
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{REDACTED] held a baby in her arms as she watched her son play on the hill with her friends son. The baby girl in her arms slept peacefully as she spoke to her friend beside her.
Puffy had been a good friend of [REDACTED] for a long time now. "Puffy you have to promise me something"
"Anything [REDACTED]" Puffy watched the baby in her friends arms. The poor thing had been born months after her fathers hanging. The family had to go into hiding.
"Please after tonight take my babies with you.... I don't think I can carry on much longer with out my Clay.." despair was the only way Puffy could describe her once vibrant friend.
The woman's once vibrant green eyes now only held melancholy. The satchel that sat beside her only contained a few things; one thing being Clay's mask.
"Dream my beloved!" [REDACTED] called out for her boy. The mask that once adorned her face constantly had been vacant since her husband died.
Running up to his momma Dream reached out to hold his baby sister. Passing baby Drista [REDACTED] kissed her sons head before pulling something from her satchel.
"Dream listen to me. The world is a cruel and it will hurt you-" holding out Clay's mask to her son said everything to the small boy. Giving baby Drista to Puffy, Dream took his fathers mask away from his mother. "Wear this.. it was your fathers..," a sadistic smile rested on his mothers face.
It scared him, but it was the first smile he saw from her since his father died.
"Okay mommy" Dream slipped on the mask his father once wore and winced. It felt like strings were licking his face. It felt wrong. This wasn't his mask to be keeping was it?
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The prison vault was deafening. Nothing was a really annoying sound when all that surrounded you was lava and crying obsidian. Though he had one thing to look forward to.
You promised to see him today. His lovely wife. Well you weren't married. He fucked up that chance when he lost himself to the mask. The dreamons that whispered to him constantly.
Ever since he came in here the whispers stopped. Except for when they speak about you.
The pistoning sound of the bridge coming brought Dream from his head. A sadistic smile grew on him. Throwing off the mask the threads retreated back into the plastic.
"(y/n) my beloved!" a crazed look adorned Dream's face as he looked at you. His beloved wife. "I love you so much~"
"Dream.." with a heavy heart you held Dream's face. His eyes held a look of longing love.
"Dream love.. listen to me. The world is cruel.. and it's going to hurt," your voice cracked as you held Dream's hands. Worry filled him as Dream dragged you towards him.
Pushing back Dream dug around in the chest of his room. A ring sat gently between his fingers.
"Wear this... it'll protect you.." a hopeful look held on to Dream's face. All his love and adoration for you.
"I'm sorry Dream.. I love you so much but maybe it's better if we split ways.... I.. why do I trust you so much? Your hands are scarred with murder, but I trust them completely.." crumpling to the ground you sobbed. Conflictions and pain battering against you for weeks.
Dream held you. He had seen this all before. History was repeating. He witnessed this happen between his parents. The very thing he never wanted to happen to him did. He's losing the love of his life.
Why does history have to repeat?
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zeta-in-de-walls · 3 years
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Zeta my beloved, how are you doing on this fine evening? I've finally graduated! I immediately destressed by cleaning my room until 3 AM, so that was fun, though I slept for a day afterwards.
Anyways, I can't believe we were graced with two 1-hour long Tommyinnit streams and another hour or so on Wilbur’s! And SBI 4/4! Wow, what a great day, and not even to mention the hysterical main channel vid. Today was an absolute win.
I also love how Tommy addressed the therapy thing. What a sweet kid. He didn't want people saying he was forced into it cause of blank, and him mentioning it in the first place was to destigmatize it, so he didn't want any misconceptions being spread around. Again, therapy is poggers kids. It's incredibly brave of him to be willing to admit that sometimes you just need a bit of guidance, to hundreds of thousands of people on livestream no less, and still be so fucking positive about it in order to destigmatize it. What a fucking legend.
Also, I love the image that Wilbur is very into jusy tossing people. He apparently threw Tommy into water during the upcoming vlog with Gogy and also tackled him four times on the beach. He really is a big brother lmao. And, let's not forget that he fucking picked banger clothes for Tommy who actually quite liked them and "understands fashion" now. The Wilburfication is only getting stronger the more they meet up. Like seriously, if you compare to first meetup to the one this week, the change is crazy. Also, lol Wilbur texting Tommy the tweet about him looking like a goldfish in the theme park vlog and sending him "proof," and Tommy cussing him out but also quietly admitting it??? My crimebois heart is so fucking full rn.
God there's just so much I love about them. How they're both so touch-affectionate, with Tommy giving people hugs (both irl and in canon lol) and Wilbur in general being very aww and clingy with Tommy (Wilbur "I don't want to hug Tommyinnit" giving us THAT moment at the end). It's even funnier when you realize Tubbo is the 'touch-repulsed' one, or as in his words when Tommy gave him a hug, "What the fuck?" Or Tommy wearing lots of pastels and the shit tons of pink stuff? Softtt boiii. Both have like insane golden retriever vibes, despite their foul mouths and general vulgarity lmao.
Both are also very good at doing convincing bits. Tommy knowing George was gonna prank call him and seeing the chaos afterwards but was like lol this is funny, so suffer. The break into Wilbur’s office being a bit too. Tommy totally getting rejected by that girl. How Wilbur was genuinely trying to mess with Tommy because of how scared he was in the vlog, even though Wilbur was also scared haha. Or just the entire vlog having huge amounts of family sitcom vibes.
Wow, whoops this was long. But haven't sent an ask in a while, so hello!
(Also sidenote, I hope I sent this ask to the right person because adhd short fries my memory and I've spent a while writing.)
Hello! Hello! Hello! Congrats on graduating, that's epic, sounds like you're doing well!
And yes all the Tommy content was lovely. I greatly enjoyed all the streams, it was such a pleasure watching them all in a row. Plus that's gonna be one of my favourite mod vids I think. It started off slow but by the end it was brilliantly tense without losing its charm. The Brighton stuff looks very cool! I loo forward to any content from it.
So yeah, Tommy's way of addressing the drama was so nice. I've now seen a number of other creators talking about the drama and all of them pretty much stated the situation was ridiculous, how terrible it was for Tommy, calling out the community. Tommy meanwhile, actually engaged with it, explaining that therapy was just a good thing he recommended, not something he'd been pressured into, nor was he a victim because of it. It wasn't meant to be some defence or buzzword that came as a result of being overwhelmed. He later explains that while he is a friend of Schlatt's he doesn't agree with all of his past actions, nor support any of his offensive jokes. I think he mentioned that he doesn't want to make light of it again, though I don't recall exactly. Either way, he did apologise for causing offense and explained that he was doing fine for those worried. I'm glad he's still happy to try and be open and genuine and is trying.
Also yes, I adore everything about Wilbur and Tommy's relationship. Whether its them hanging out or doing content together. They're my favourite duo to watch, and I love all their bits too.
Ha this was a long ask, but it was fun to read so cheers!
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kazecritiques · 2 years
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bones in the ocean - bunflower (and wolfythewitch) - ao3
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bones in the ocean - bunflower and wolfythewitch
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Fandom: DSMP (au)
Current Stats:
Published: 2021-07-03
Completed: 2021-09-01
Words: 86634
Chapters: 18/18
Comments: 3571
Kudos: 14546
Bookmarks: 2755
Hits: 372823
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Bunflower never ceases to amaze me. I have read a total of 2 of their works (+ their love languages series) and I can foolheartedly say that they are my absolute favorite fanfiction writer, of this fandom or any other. Now, this isn’t just going to be about me fanboy/girling over bunflower, but hell if I can’t appreciate some good food.
Now, bones in the ocean by bunflower, named after a song by The Longest Johns, and is an 18 chapter long masterpiece about the forming of friendship between pirate!Philza and navy-captain!Technoblade. The content warnings for this fic are: Graphic Depictions of Violence, and is intended for teen and up audiences.
This fic has many characters, though not too many that you can’t keep track. The most frequently mentioned characters are Philza, Technoblade, Tommy, Tubbo, Niki, Eret, and Ranboo. Wilbur and another character (no spoilers ;) ) make an appearance and are a major plot point in the fic.
I find it funny that since I read “i wanna hear it’s alright” I can really see the points where bunflower beats down on c!Philza with the power of god and angst on their side, but it never seems out of place. I really enjoy the way that bunflower portrays the characters in their fics, and the way that they are able to take an incredible trope (pirates my beloved) that can be very difficult to make unique, and takes it in stride, bending it to their will, making it theirs.
The fic also references “i wanna hear it’s alright” in the pledges that the protagonists make with each other, and honestly, it gives me serious feels every time I read it.
This fic also has incredible art made by the tremendously talented wolfythewitch, in collaboration with bunflower. I highly recommend searching for it on wolfythewitch’s Twitter, which there are links to in the fic’s notes. The art is amazing and really builds on to the story in how the scenes really look. Also, the character designs are out of this world. I honestly can’t praise it enough, as a person with aphantasia I find it very difficult to picture scenes as I read, so having it be professionally illustrated for me really adds to the experience of the fic.
I can’t really critique the art as I have absolutely no art skills, but I can say relative to other art I have seen as parts of fics, it is incredibly appealing and should be given just as much credit as bunflower’s written art.
Overall, I think that “bones in the ocean” is a very good read, and I highly recommend it, though I did find that the final conflict scene was a bit rushed. It felt very thought out and was really well established, but at the same time, it felt like it wasn’t given as many words to work with as other conflict scenes, though this doesn’t take away from the piece as a whole. Additionally, I found very few grammatical errors in the work, and it kept me on my toes about what was next.
I cannot begin to express how much I enjoyed this work, it had all the best tropes, and an amazingly well-thought-out plotline, with conflicts that made sense and helped show character development. No moment was dry, and nor were the characters. Even the oc’s were well made and had their own voices. The written work paired with the art really brings this story and it’s characters to life, and you can bet I will be reading more from bunflower in the future, and following wolfythewitch’s twitter. I also discovered that I apparently really enjoy sea shanties :/.
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Overall Kaze Count: (6 LETTERS). →A, B, A, A, B, A 22/24
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Update: I have just been made aware that @wolfythewitch has a tumblr, SO GO CHECK THEM OUT!!!
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allywritesforfun · 3 years
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{A Little Encouragement} Ranboo x Female OC
summery: Ranboo made a sub goal to make a Tiktok of him dancing and needs some help making it.
word count: 921
boundary reminder: Ranboo has said on a stream with Tubbo that he is uncomfortable with x reader fanfics so I will be respecting that and I encourage other to do too
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Ranboo and I have been dating for a little while, just a few months. He was starting to grow a huge fanbase on Twitch and I supported him 100%. I would do my best to do help him with anything that he needed, but I was quite confused when I got a call from him asking to come over after he was done streaming.
I normally only watch his streams to check up on how he’s doing. It is not routine for me to stay for long, but I always make sure I check in once or twice.
Today I couldn’t check in with him on his streams due to the fact that my car was an absolute mess. I am talking about your typical teenage girl's messy car. Ranboo and my mother helped me find motivation to finally take matters into my own hands to do a decent deep clean.
Ranboo said that he needed help “filming something” and that he “needs encouragement”. Of course I was more than willing to help and told him that I would be over when I finished up with my car.
At the time he texted me, there was really only the outside of my car to do. I took it to a car wash and did a little touch up and made sure to get in the crevasses at home. I texted Ranboo and told him I was about twenty minutes away.
Me and Ranboo have been dating for long enough that him and his family are okay with me walking into their house as long as they knew I was coming over. I assumed everyone knew about my appearance because Ranboo asked me to come over. His house was pretty extragravent. I felt extremely small there. Everything in the house is made to match their heights, but me being only 5’2, had me feeling like a mouse in there.
I greeted Ranboo’s parents when I walked in and double checked with them that he was done streaming and in his streaming room. They told me that he was preparing for “something” and that I should knock on his bedroom door.
I made my way through the hallways and did a small knock on his door.
“Come in!” He called.
I pulled down on the handle and walked in, a sigh instantly escaped when I saw Ranboo in most of his character dress.
“Well hello, Ranboo” I greeted and offered my hand.
He took it and shook in typical Ranboo style, “Hello my Beloved? How are you today? How is your car looking?”
“It is looking pretty damn good if I do say so myself,” I admitted. “I even managed to get some detailing done and added a vanilla scent…what are we doing today?”
“Well…” He started, “Chat convinced me to make one of my sub goals dancing to some weird Tiktok sound and... I need a little encouragement.”
“I see, and how do I come into this?” I was not known to his chat. He kept all of his personal life to himself so we never went out. This would be our first Tiktok that we would film together, and I was getting excited.
He scratched the back of his head, “Well, can you just… kinda give me encouraging comments and make sure everything looks okay on camera? I really don't want to do more than two takes of this.”
I nodded understanding, “Of course love, you get me to the sound and I will get everything set up while you get ready, you good with that?”
“Yes, thank you so much, you mean the world to me,” Ranboo confessed.
Ranboo definantly was a romantic and have been making these comments for a long time; however, they still get me to blush and gather little butterflies in my stomach every time.
He finished getting dressed and constantly double checked his angles in his mirror to make sure none of his face would be exposed. Meanwhile, I headed to his streaming room with his phone that had the sound saved and his tripod. Chat really seems to like him standing next to his door so I set up the camera facing that way.
Ranboo opened the door, stretching his gloves over his hands. I walked over and went on my tippy toes and pecked his cheek. “Are you all set?” I asked.
He nodded and put his glasses on. He walked in front of the camera and sighed, “Yeah, I think I’m good.”
I set a ten second timer on the video and counted him down, “Three...two...one…”
The sound started to play and he looked absolutely dead, like he was some type of fish. I stopped the recording and gave him a “really?” look. “Oh hun, you can give more energy than that! This is for your fans, Ranboo. Try one more with some more pep.”
He reluctantly agreed with me and restarted. He was doing great but I wasn't ready for the turning part. The second he shifted his body, I lost it. I bursted out laughing and started to feel weak in my knees.
Ranboo stopped dancing and walked over to me, “It is really not that funny,” He laughed with me and held onto my waist to make sure that I wouldn’t fall over. I grabbed onto his jacket and laughed into his chest. “Maybe I should try recording this on my own and let you review it?”
“Yeah, I think that would be a better idea.”
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chrysalizzm · 2 years
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I posted 564 times in 2021
112 posts created (20%)
452 posts reblogged (80%)
For every post I created, I reblogged 4.0 posts.
I added 943 tags in 2021
#mcyt - 233 posts
#dream smp - 228 posts
#others’ art - 131 posts
#chrys writes - 75 posts
#young god - 60 posts
#mcyt fic - 56 posts
#others’ writing - 45 posts
#dream smp fic - 43 posts
#comic - 41 posts
#lmao tag - 31 posts
Longest Tag: 133 characters
#and the point needs to be made that what happened in ranboo’s lore stream wasn’t him yknow because ranboo has made it clear the voice
My Top Posts in 2021
#5
!!JANUARY 4TH FESTIVAL SPOILERS!!
“the way that he looked at me... i’ll never get it out of my head.”
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#4
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red banquet eret my beloved
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#3
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*13 plays*
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!!DOOMSDAY SPOILERS!!
“it was never meant to be.”
(or: a girl loses her best friend, then her best friends’ brothers, then the country she tore her heart out for. what does she do?
brand the memory of him into the earth one final time)
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817 notes • Posted 2021-01-07 17:51:42 GMT
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“I blew up the community house,” says Dream, and Ranboo breaks.
That’s the whole thing all along, wasn’t it - Phil and Techno’s eyes blue and pitying on his hair, his hands caked with mud, a disc sitting flat and cold in his palms, and that voice in his head exactly like Dream’s sneering It’s you, it’s you, the whole time it’s been you - and Ranboo makes a noise that he isn’t quite sure is one of relief or one of heartbreak and he thinks he might have blacked out, because one moment he’s staring at Dream with his sword pointed at him and the next Eret has got him by the arm, practically keeping him upright.
“Ranboo?” they ask, concerned but distracted, half an eye on the server’s big bad and the other on him as he stares down at his boots, feeling unbearably lightheaded. The ground is shifting, both metaphorically and literally; he blinks and someone’s sat him down, and HBomb is squatting in front of him holding one of his hands to his chest and saying, “Kid - feel how ‘m breathing, follow along, okay? Ranboo - hey, Ranboo - ”
“What’s up with him?” someone hisses, and he’s making a scene, he must be, the hairs on the back of his neck raise the way they do when people are looking at him, a sixth sense left over from the vestiges of the End’s song in his blood, but HBomb’s gaze is kind and away from his face, and Eret’s skirt is pooled at their feet as they stand and redirect unwanted attention back to Tommy and Tubbo’s bows trained on Dream, and he’s just so relieved.
“It wasn’t me,” he whispers to himself, delight burgeoning up into his throat, bringing his free hand to his hair, to the braid Phil plaited for him before he left to help Punz, the one that matches Phil’s own and what remains of Techno’s after the attempted execution. Proof that there is somewhere he belongs, in spite of everything, in spite of the betrayal in his own head; proof that maybe there are places he can come home to.
“Ranboo?” Eret murmurs, reaching over to press his shoulder to their hip. The bottom edge of their chestplate digs into his arm. He’s never felt so unabashedly happy.
He curls his fingers into the fur trim at his neck, blue as Techno’s fingers when he’d hauled Ranboo from the icy manmade ditch in front of the kennel, blue as the water seeping in through the fissures of the crying obsidian he lined the panic room with, blue as the rock Ghostbur pressed into his palm the moment they met, the blood at the corners of his lips the same color as the mottled sky -
“It wasn’t me,” he says, the tears printing angry red tracks down his cheeks. “It wasn’t me.”
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Write it!!! even if its just a small draft you should write it down so you can expand on it later!!!! you might forget abt it if you dont write it down right now!!!! GO VIVI GO!!! -Cyber
cyber said it so ur getting a bullet point list, but it’s actually pretty long so —
Phil was a mortal adventurer in some (currently unnamed) kingdom, and one day he’s just called up to the castle by the king. The king offered him a high position in the castles court if he could save his daughter (aka the princess) from a loosely termed ‘cult’ that had kidnapped her to use as bait for the enderdragon
Phil, being Phil, was like “sure m8” and took on the quest having little to no information about this cult,,, and then realizes he shouldn’t atleast asked for a starting point. But he’s resourceful and manages to speak to various different people in the kingdom until he had some ideas about the cult, and where they may be.
He ends up running into Eret and Foolish as they’re wiping out a group of the cult and the three stop at a river to wash off the blood and Phil helps to heal them with potions while they explain that the cult had planned to use trained withers to kill the enderdragon, but they were struggling to train the withers, and causing mass destruction. The princess told them to knock it off, and actually killed one of their withers by herself (which no one had done up until that point) which was why they’d captured her
Foolish says she’s a spitfire girl, and she’ll probably not accept Phil’s help but she seems to be getting weaker after being kidnapped. Phil’s like “o shit respect” and bids farewell to Eret and Foolish at a tavern that night and hunts off in the direction of the stronghold. Now his plan is to wait out the group at the stronghold and stop them from going inside the portal room.
He mostly succeeds in this plan, but takes a pretty bad hit to his hip and they manage to get past him and they shove their way into the portal. He quickly follows after them, now just worried they’ll kill the dragon (because it was the hatchling, since Phil killed the original dragon, which was why the king wanted him to help— I feel like I should’ve clarified that earlier??)
He manages to kill most of the cultists until out of fucking no where this random girl slams the remaining three off the end island. Phil’s fucking amazed because this woman has wings which aren’t common at all. The two introduce themselves to one another and Phil finally learns the name of the girl he’s been chasing down, Kristin.
They go back to the kingdom after healing themselves and the hatchling, and Kristen hides her wings under a cloak. She explains that she got the wings “from the void itself” and because Phil really doesn’t want this random ass girl to stab him or something, he just agrees with her. When they return to the kingdom, which isn’t too far from the portal, everyone’s so excited their beloved princess is back.
The king keeps his word and Phil becomes a pretty high up officer in the nations army. The next couple of years goes smooth, and he keeps ranking up, until he’s asked to take over the small kingdom. He asks Kristin if she’s okay with it, considering she’s the technical heir, but she encourages him to take it. So he becomes a king.
During this time, he and Kristin do end up getting married because obviously I need my tiny bird man and his giant death goddess wife.
When Phil and Kristen are around their forties, Kristin falls ill with some unknown illness. She asks to go to the end one more time, so Phil takes her, and she holds his hands as she stares into the void until she passes. Obviously, Phil’s distraught bc his wife of a few decades just DIED but I swear that’s not the end
So the void likes Kristin so much, since she nursed the hatchling dragon back to health, it makes Kristin a goddess. And since, in my headcanon, the void is connected to death, she becomes the goddess of death. She finds Phil back on the same island where she died, now having a new physical form, and they let her body fall into the void to sort of hide the fact she’s now immortal.
Kristin decides Phil’s joining her on this life mission too, and grants him wings to be her Angel, and now he’s like Demi-immortal or however you wanna phrase it
They return to the kingdom, and continue ruling for a few more years before Phil comes across an illegal fighting ring and the champion fighter; a piglin hybrid simply dubbed The Blood God. He approaches Techno after the fight, and the two actually slowly become friends until a major war suddenly hits the kingdom.
Kristin is more concerned about protecting the nation itself, so she decides with Phil that they should enter the war defensively. They fight the war that way for years, until Phil and Techno meet again and Techno asks Phil just to take a run into the fight with him. The two go into a battle and wipe the battle field, both having been fighting for a long time solo.
Rumors soon begin to spread of the “Angel of Death” and the “Blood God” ruthlessly tearing up the enemy lines, and soligers begin engraving wings into their armor and panting them black for good luck (or doing golden crowns for strength)
The war ends only a year after the nation switches to being offensive instead of defensive and they end up wiping out major numbers of kings, emperors, presidents, queens, etc. to take their land
Thus, the Antarctic Empire is born with Phil as the emporer, Kristin as the Empress, and Techno as one the general of the whole army. It’s generally peaceful because no one really fucks with the empire, and during this era both Wilbur and Tommy are born and start to grow up.
When Wilbur is thirteen, he goes on his first solo mission and founds New Foundland. He lives there with Tommy for a few years, just to humble the boy and teach him how to fend for himself in the wilderness as a just in case.
During this time, the castle is seized, and Phil is killed by a group who wanted to overthrow the kingdom. Techno sends some of the guard to go and grab Wilbur and Tommy while Kristin tried to revive Phil. It ends up working, as he’s destined to not die until Kristin deems it’s his time to go.
The family lived all together for a few more years, this time with the addition of Tubbo.
Oh, how did Tubbo get here you ask? His kingdom, where he lived with his father in an End city, killed his dad and kidnapped him as a sacrifice for Techno. Obviously, that’s a lot to unpack, so they commonly say Tommy just found Tubbo one day while out exploring.
When Wilbur is thirty three, Tommy is sixteen, and Tubbo is fifteen they all leave to go visit a new continent that had been discovered (The Dream SMP) and they form L’Manburg after mistreatment from Dream. That’s where the story begins.
I missed explaining the magical aspects of this AU but hey, backstory is fun too :)
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