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ionlydrinkhotwater · 1 month
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My hc is that not only do Neil and Kevin host their own Exy Podcast as a side hobby but at one point Kevin is explaining a very funny Exy anecdote and the two of them Crack up so hard that the fans realise that Kevin's real non-public persona laugh is filled with cute hiccups and snorts. And that Neil Jostens laugh is adorably wheezy
The public would be OBSESSED (like me)
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currently-evil · 1 year
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Neil and Andrew coming out publicly by "taxes are better when you are married" but they do such a bad job with it that the whole world thinks they are literally just two coworkers getting hitched to pay less money.
Whole internet is like "enemies to friends to lovers, fake relationships, slow burn, 200k words".
Foxes are loving it. Completely losing their minds.
And Andreil is baffled how they managed to come out so badly that they need to come out again. 
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torydarixs · 19 days
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"hope was a dangerous, disquieting thing, but he thought perhaps he liked it" 🤝🏻 "he feared it as much as he wanted it; the thought that this was his life now was terrifying"
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the perfect court face tattoos that riko and kevin and jean and neil all had are actually so embarrassing because as children they drew them on in marker right, which is like semi cute because they’re children but as full ass adults you just have the idea to tattoo those numbers on your face?? for a sport?? like they would be on their death bed with them still on their wrinkly little faces all because they had superiority complexes when they were like 18
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jeanvaljeancheri · 1 year
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Hey! This is part two of my last post
Here are some shorter rivalry/pro players Andreil fic recs
Outsider POV
'cause it's not what it seems
From the horse’s mouth
The Enemy of My Friend is My Super Enemy
#AndrewMinyardIsOverParty & #KevinDayIsOverParty
but you ain't got my number (no, you can't pin me down)
When the Russians uncover the Minyard-Josten rivalry
And They Were Roommates
Wait, Neil Has a Boyfriend?
Coming Out
Headlines
All Eyes On Us
The Self I Am
Out in the Open
Andrew’s Special Lady
Andrew Minyard; Super Straight
just couple things
coming out of my cage (and i've been doing just fine)
#Josyard is Real
Not What It Looks Like, More Than it Seems
Do You Have A Girlfriend?
Minyard vs Josten ;)
Other rivalry/pro players
the ticking of a heart
Take My Hand
Closed Doors
Something From Nothing
A Broken Promise
Delayed Departure
Love To Hate You
Aren’t you Andrew’s kid?
how did it end up like this?
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detectivebambam · 4 months
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The Pro Lineup (OCs)
@letthesunburnyourskin this is for you gang
#3: Andrew Minyard, Goalkeeper, 5'0", 126lbs, 23yrs
#5: Haden Lowell, Striker, 5'8", 137lbs, 25yrs
#7: Ronnie Landry, Dealer, 6'0", 219lbs, 27yrs
#8: Mike Harrison, Striker, 5'9", 154lbs, 31yrs
#10: Neil Josten, Striker, 5'3", 120lbs, 22yrs
#11: Callum Shepard, Goalkeeper, 6'1", 210lbs, 29yrs
#12: Donny Hopkins, Backliner, 6'2", 228lbs, 37yrs
#16: Connor O'Riley, Backliner, 6'2", 230lbs, 31yrs
#18: Brien Reese-Skinner, Striker, 6'4", 235lbs, 36yrs
#19: Brazer Chapman, Dealer, 6'2", 185lbs, 26yrs
#20: Klein Davidson, Backliner, 5'11", 216lbs, 30yrs
#24: Cara Nelson, Dealer, 5'7", 140lbs, 26yrs
#29: Treyton Anderson, Dealer, 6'0", 153lbs, 26yrs
#33: Connor Richardson, Striker, 6'3", 236lbs, 36yrs
#44: Allen Taylor, Goalkeeper, 6'0", 150lbs, 34yrs
#49: "Big John" Irving, Backliner, 6'10", 298lbs, 38yrs
#52: Pike Davis, Backliner, 6'2", 227lbs, 39yrs
#56: Franco Brooks, Backliner, 5'11", 221lbs, 37yrs
#59: Dean Rogers, Backliner, 5'9", 224lbs, 28yrs
#66: Josh Grant, Dealer, 6'0", 200lbs, 25yrs
#72: Oscar Sinclair, Backliner, 6'2", 211lbs, 36yrs
#83: Luke Hayes, Dealer, 5'10", 198lbs, 37yrs
#88: Waylen Miller, Dealer, 5'9", 172lbs, 27yrs
#93: Tanner Castillo, Striker, 5'10", 223lbs, 32yrs
#00: Sadie Miller, Mascot, 2'6", 26lbs, 3yrs
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sunflowerius · 28 days
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oh what I would give to experience aftg as an in universe fan. you thought it was a roller coaster being there right alongside Neil ?imagine seeing all that shit go down on early 2000s Facebook.
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crazy-fangirl2524 · 18 days
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The only thing Riko ever did right was finding the perfect court
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jingerhead · 2 years
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Neil: why are you buying my merch?
Andrew, laying on a bed surrounded by Neil Josten posters, jerseys, figurines and photos: I don't know what you're talking about
Neil: no Andrew why are you buying it?
Neil: you're costing us more money than we're making
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capcavan · 7 months
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I need you to know I ended up rolling one of my d4s to figure out my decision. My Rose embedded d4 chose a Wip Wednesday for your
3. Andreil foster home for peculiar charity cases
I can't wait to read all your writing <3
- @thefoxesraven
<3333 ilu! thnak you so much!!!! @thefoxesraven Beta check by lovely @jtl-fics Andreil foster home for peculiar charity cases (2) PREV
First, there was practice, a skirmish, and then a charity game.
He watched his teammates’ bodies and wondered how much each of them could take before they would break. His eyes lingered on a few knowing that some of them were already past that point years ago now.
“You’re doing it again.” Jean said, he lacked Kevin’s tolerance for Neil’s bullshit. This, of course, included his not at discreet staring and what Jean had derisively called ‘Running Exy Diagnostics’. “Are my stats dropping Capitane?” He said the title derisively, as always.
“Yes.” Neil returned, utterly blunt. In the silence that followed it was easy for Neil to hear someone drop the soap with a curse in the shower room next door.
Jean looked angry enough to start using Neil's past Aliases.
“Your knee hasn’t healed up yet. You should sit out the next game.” Neil continued as if not talking about a death sentence.
“I can play, the doctor said so, the coach said so.” Jean hissed through clenched teeth as he shifted his weight to his injured leg as if to make a point.
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iron-sides · 2 months
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perfect court nathaniel au where nathaniel usurps rikos place and crowns himself king because unlike some people hes not a little bitch
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feelingthedisaster · 10 days
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AFTG X SCALONETA AU, ANYONE??????
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rapplet · 1 year
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You know why Alisson was able to keep herself together and play so shortly after Seth's death? Because she gave her whole life, family and future up for exy. So stickball musthave been hella important to her. That's why she managed. I belive she also has some kind of exy obsession. I don't know how big of a deal it is compared to Neil's or Kevin's but it was big enough for her to ditch everything and chose it over money, fame and her own family sooo
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imperfectcourt · 4 months
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The heartbreaking realization that I keep not being able to write this story bc it has no end game or direction, just a dumb concept. And while I am in support of "does not need a plot, write for fun" my brain will not allow me to work that way
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Funniest thing about the morning after in columbia is that Neil empties the glass of water onto the floor before chucking it at Aaron's head, what was that supposed to accomplish my man
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grooviestguru · 1 year
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I’m so sorry to neil josten, the boy who hates all sports but exy, because i’m about to drop a sports crossover comparison with hockey and my guy jack hughes, who has ICONIC responses to media questions after games (honestly, just look up jack hughes interviews, they’re all gold).
for example: 
journalist: did you know [this player] was just one point behind you and if they’d won they would’ve passed your record?
JH: I didn’t know that -_-
journalist: did you know you had 8 goals in the last 5 games?
JH: I did know that, yes -_-
OR
JH, hollering to someone off camera: get outta here!
journalist: they’re probably waiting for a ride from you to get home!
JH: yeah probably. somebody tell him to buy his own damn car
OR
JH, after losing 2 games at home: yeah we got whacked, the last thing we want to do is stand in front of you guys [the media] -_-
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journalist: what can [the devils] do to gain a little more consistency [...]?
JH: I mean we’re on a 9 game heater, I’d say we’re doing okay -_-
I COULD GO ON. sadly my favourite boys are out of the playoffs now, but watching the jack hughes responses just give me life, for the neiljosteniness they provide in real life. tell me our boy neil wouldn’t deadpan savage the reporter. we know he would.
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