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apricops · 1 year

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[BEGIN STREAM: 18-FEB-2069]

Folks, President Sunny Roosevelt here! It’s President’s Day, and to celebrate, I’m gonna do a reading from the Deck of Statesmen for all my loyal voters and subscribers! I’m still learning, I’ve done some practice readings and stuff, but this is my first time doing a big reading for a crowd, so be nice.

[Sunny begins shuffling a deck of cards. Stream comments: “ohhh this is gonna be good;” “LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOO;” “I want Sunny to shuffle me”]

We’re gonna do a five-card reading today. If you’ve been living under a rock and dunno what that means, you’ve got the Upper Seat on top, three Chamber cards in the middle, and the Lower Seat at the bottom.

[Sunny places five (5) cards face-down in a + (plus) shape]

So first is the Upper Seat, the one on top, and that one sets the tone for the rest of the reading.

[Sunny flips the top card to reveal a portrait of Martin van Buren (Two of Stewards). Stream comments: “Deece;” “TOPDECKING GAS BOYS;” “lol who”]

Ooh, the Two of Stewards in the Upper Seat. I’m getting… so, he’s a transitional figure, and creating something new isn’t always a good thing. Sometimes you become part of something, or create part of something, and you get swept up in it, or it gets carried away. This card is technically a lesser symbol, but it’s very… nuanced, it’s actually one of my favorite cards. Moving on, we have the Lower Seat, it’s like a balancing counterpoint to the Upper Seat, the soft power versus the hard power.

[Zachary Taylor (Five of Generals) is revealed in the Lower Seat. Stream comments: “FUCKING WHO LOL;” “he always looks like he’s holding in a fart;” “SWORDBOY CONFIRMED”]

The Five of Generals in the Lower Seat. Ooh, that’s interesting, very ‘other side of the coin’ to the Two of Stewards. Sort of falling into something, being the one left holding the bag and not knowing what to do with it. So it sounds like, a lot of tension between the structure versus the people in the structure. But obviously you know I’m on your side. I love my boys. ❤️

[Stream comments: ”WE LOVE YOU TOO;” “MOMMYYYYY;” “god all the lower Generals are exactly the same”]

Now let’s take a look at the Chamber. Starting from the left…

[The first Chamber card is Franklin Delano Roosevelt (High Steward). Stream comments: “WE’RE SAVED;” “NO RELATION LOL;” “MY MAN;” “NO RELATION LOL;” “THE BIG DICK MOTHERFUCKER HIMSELF;” “NO RELATION LOL”]

The High Steward! Help is on the way, folks, haha. No, but seriously, everyone says ‘no card is all good or all bad’ and that’s true. The High Steward is one of those figures that holds the moment in his hand and guides it. He’s strong and benevolent, but also kind of greedy. He’s a linchpin, and linchpins can be dangerous, y’know? You don’t want all your eggs in one basket.

Especially in the Chamber. The Seats are more concrete and the Chamber is more abstract, where the Chamber is coming up with the big ideas and trying to solve everything and the Seats keep asking “okay, but how are we gonna do that?” So a High card in the Chamber is very… it implies some power-sharing, responsibilities being split. Still, it’s always good to see him! Next up…

[The middle card is flipped over, revealing John F Kennedy (Martyr of Discoursers). Stream comments: “BOOM HEADSHOT;” “JACKIE PHAT ASS;” “Reading’s looking kinda grim boys, High Steward might not be enough to save us”]

The Martyr of Discoursers. The drama! Haha. But yeah, the Martyr of Discoursers basically means drama. And in the Chamber, that could mean a lot things - it could mean big revelations or high tension, but it could also just mean distractions. It’s kind of a reminder to keep your priorities straight and not get distracted by dead ends, or not get lured in by something that’s flashy but without substance. Alright, last card…

[The final card is flipped, revealing Grover Cleveland (Three of Paragons). Stream comments: “FUCKING WHO LOL;” “always sucks when the last Statesman is cringe lol;” “why tf is this nerd a Paragon”]

Hey, the Three of Paragons isn’t cringe. None of them are – okay, very few of them are cringe, haha. And he’s a Paragon because, like I was saying, none of them are all good or all bad. Paragons are about sticking to your beliefs and principles. Sometimes that’s really important, but sometimes it means being stubborn or refusing to learn. And the Three of Paragons is - y’know how I was just talking about drama and linchpins and all that? He’s a balancing force against that. He’s very grounded.

So this is interesting. Looking at the reading as a whole, it seems like the Chamber is very diverse - you’ve got principles and drama and ambition all right next to each other, a lot of these big personalities jostling against each other, and they’re sandwiched between the Seats, who are these balancing and tempering forces trying to corral all these thoughts and ideas and build some structure.

Yeah, that’s what I’m getting. To sum it up, the Chamber, our ideas and thoughts, they want to go big and loud and dramatic, and they’re being tempered by the Seats, who are kind of quiet and diligent. We’ve got all four classes on the board with a slight Steward majority, which says to me that.. it’s always hard to say when you’ve got a 2-1-1-1 split, because there’s technically a majority, but it’s a small majority. The Seats don’t have a figurehead grabbing everyone else and leading them forward, so right now isn’t the time for any big decisions. It’s saying nobody has all the pieces yet. As tempting as it is to charge ahead and be independent, you should really take a moment to think things through and talk with people.

[Stream comments: “AI gonna take over AGAIN at this rate lol;” “we pulled High Steward so I’m happy;” “Sunny you’re so centrist lmao”]

So, there you go! I hope you enjoyed watching my reading, I had fun doing it. Don’t forget to vote, comment, and subscribe, and check out the store! We’ve got a big President’s Day sale on everything, including a new, that’s right, a new dakimakura design, so make sure you take a look! Mmkay, bye-bye~!

[END STREAM]

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plaindangan · 6 months

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Celeste mukuro and kyoko decide to play against makoto poker to test is luck… except that thanks to junko shenanigans the more they loose the more they transform into bimbos!

Disclaimer: R18 material! If not to your liking then please do not read!

"So...you want a drug that turns people into bimbos?"

"Like, yeah! Anymore lame ass questions?! I even paid you double for it what's the problem?!"

"I mean...usually you just steal from me, so I'm not really used t-!"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah! I'll probably steal from you again tomorrow...but this is something to cover the headache after today~ Puhuhuhuhu~"

"H-headache?"

"Gawd, do you just parrot everything I say, make with the dumb bitch drink making and get to it!!" Squeaking Seiko rushed to gather her materials, all while Junko was grinning deviously.

Why let three of her friends and her flatty sister get all the fun to themselves?~

"Um...g-guys? You sure you want to continue?" Makoto asked tentatively. He was more than just a little taken aback by the 'changes' the girls had. He had been on a lucky streak and won five games in a row. But with each win he had begun to see the girls differently.

"Liiiike, what do you mean, Makoto~" Mukuro said in a valley girl esque tone similar to Junko. For Mukuro, arguably the flattest of the lot, her change was the most apparent. She had jumped from A-cup to a sizable pair of double D's that had essentially mimicking Akane's look. Her formerly toned thighs and hips turned pleasantly plump. Hairwise, it grew exponentially long to the point it reached down to even her legs. Or would have if she hadn't put it up into twintails eerily similar to Junko. She was currently looking at Makoto's...lap, with a predatory look in her eyes.

"I con...con...cocksure~ Teeheehee, up, what Muku is sayiiing~" a brainless giggle and reply came Celeste. At one point she was rather 'upset' over losing so much. But now? A complete 180 had occurred. In its place were plump lips that were smiling ear to ear and covered in a thick, strawberry flavored, lipstick. Body wise, like Mukuro were small breasts ballooned greatly into pale knockers anyone would lose a bet for and, with how she was bending over their table all lustfully, Makoto can clearly see just how big her ass had become. Easily ripping away her lacey black panties to have a big, phat, target out. Clapping ever so innocently.

"Yeah, we're so totally a-okay~ You can breast, looool, sorry~ Rest easy~ But...if you can't do that...maybe some inve...inbustigating could do you some good?~" Kyoko offered, having finished applied black lipstick onto her lips now. It was rather jarring to see such an coolheaded girl turn into an openly flirty type. She had removed not only her jacket, but even her shirt to show off more of her violet bra (which was already half-showing her tits anyway). As for her skirt, that was also gone to, leaving her in the matching see-through panties that were about half-way into being ditched as well.

"W-why did you take off your clothes?" Makoto stammered out, but his eyes couldn't pry away from the sight of such a luscious body.

"Silly-billy~ Everyone knows the best poker is strip poker~" Both Mukuro and Celeste let out an 'ooh' at such a revelation and quickly began to follow Kyoko's lead.

"W-w-w-wait!!! Y-you don't have to do that! Really!!" Makoto said. A bad choice of words as suddenly their full lips turned devious.

"So...what you're saying is you wanna be stripped instead? That's so kinky!~ Let's do it girls!!!"

"Huh?! N-n-n-now, wait just a sec!! H-heeeey!!" Before Makoto knew it, he was swarmed by girls eager to get him naked like the day he was born. And when he became flustered, happily kiss his worries away with their sexy lips. From his lips, to his cheeks to his pre-cum dripping cock, to his achy balls~ Yes, they happily got all of his worries away.

And Junko had set up a camera to record all of it~

#DRenoshima-R18 #DRikusaba-R18 #DRnaegi-R18 #DRkirigiri-R18 #DRludenberg-R18

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talkingbl · 1 year

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which characters from my completed bls are the greenest of flags?

Ultimate Green Flags: Green means GO!

Tian (1000Stars) - an angel

Kao (KMA/DBK) - a good boy that stays caught up in bad situations. the Ashanti to Pete's Ja Rule

Xi Gu (MODC) -

Sean (Not Me) - he's just out here trying to survive

White (Not Me) - we love a supportive twin 😤

Kim (Unforgotten Night) - just trying to get his life right honestly

Pharm (UWMA) - worst thing he ever did was learn his soul mate's name. It's like I can still hear him calling for him to this day... "p'dean! p'dean!!! p'deeeeeaaaaaan~"

Yellow Flags: Not bad but do tread lightly...

Salawat (2gether) - I don't know man he might actually be a red flag now that I think about it...

Tine (2gether) - he pretended to be gay to get rid of his GAY MALE secret admirer. he might not be dangerous but he does lack brain cells

Pat (Bad Buddy) - for no reason at all, he healed from a gunshot wound in 1 episode. never trust a man who can't die

Pran (Bad Buddy) - friends with Wai

Siwon (Blueming) - when he's miserable, so is everyone else around him

Pi (FUTS) - unchecked anger issues

Daon (Blueming) - when he lies through his teeth like it's nothing

Neua (SCOY) - is okay with his boyfriend collecting his trash and bodily fluids

Sangwoo (Semantic Error) - not too bad but maybe a little vindictive and inconsiderate

Khai (TOL) - the first 6 episodes never happened[.]

Third (TOL) - the way he iced Khai was telling TO ME

Dean (UWMA) - not green enough to be green, not red enough to be red

Phupha (1000Stars) - nah cause the way he just tossed Tian to the side like that and turned the whole village on my mans was slimey af

Haoting (MODC) - relentlessly bullied a guy, then fell in love with him a week later. if that's not the hallmark of a well-adjusted human being, I don't know what is

Absolute RED Flags 🚩🚩🚩🚩

Pete (KMA/DBK) - this grown ass man bullied a teenager lmao

Mork (FUTS) - has no clue what boundaries are

Toh (SCOY) - he steals his crush's trash and makes shrines out of it

Jaeyoung (Semantic Error) - the lengths he went to just to piss Sangwoo off should tell you that this man is capable of some fucked up shit

Kamol - I feel like I don't need to explain why forcing a stranger to LIVE WITH YOU b/c he has a phat ass and looks like a cherub when he cries is red flag behavior

#1000 stars atots a tale of a thousand stars phuphatian earthmix kiss me again dark blue kiss petekao taynew haoting xi gu history3 modc #wayne song chun chih make our days count seanwhite not me offgun kamolkim unforgotten night yoonton deanpharm until we meet again uwma #ohmfluke salawattine 2gether brightwin patpran bad buddy ohmnanon daonsiwon bleuming neuatoh scoy billyseng secret crush on you #jaeyoungsangwoo semantic error seoham jaechan morkpi futs fish upon the sky pondphuwin khaithird theory of love thai bl boys love #taiwanese bl korean bl

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multi-lewder · 1 year

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The next Hololive girl to get more of the Hololive women bleached was Kiara. She wanted to introduce her fellow Holotori (Bird) members to bleached: Mumei from EN, Reine from ID and Lui and Subaru from JP. Kiara liked to prove that she was the best at things, so what better way then to have a competition! She had a stream planned, the title being '#Holobleached'. Some viewers thought it was just a typo or were just confused, but some viewers knew what it meant. Excited to see if it was what they truly imagined it would be. Once the stream started everyone finally got their answer as Kiara explained what the stream was about: A competition to pleasure an insanely hung white stud with only their mouths and tits. Kiara bragging a bit expecting to easily win, especially with how nervous all of the girls seemed at first, but to her surprise, Reine, Mumei and Lui were all far better than Kiara had gave them credit for, as they all took turns pleasuring the hung white stud's impossibly massive BWC. Some viewers turned on seeing a white cock as big as their own get pleasured by the Hololive sluts, other viewers feeling betrayed, not having a BWC but only their much smaller and honestly pathetic cocks by comparison. By the end of the stream the five Holotori members ended up drenched in thick, warm, sticky, white stud cum. The winner of the competition getting to be fucked by the white stud. Though all five girls wanting to get bleached and queen of hearts tattoos, telling the viewers that they were officially white only.

"Hiii everyone! I bet you're all wondering what this is about, right? Well, I thought today we'd do a special kind of off collab, doesn't that sound fun? This hung white stud was generous enough to come on stream for us, and now he's going to turn us all into his #BLEACHED sluts! Well, I'm already one, but the others aren't. We're going to have a competition to see who can pleasure this enormous white bull the best, and then he gets to pick who's going to get pumped full of his white babies first!" Kiara explains smugly, already pulling off her outfit to leave her in a slutty bikini, knowing that none of the other girls will be prepared like this to worship the hung white stud.

Unfortunately for her, while the other Holotori girls were initially embarrassed at what was going to happen, being in the presence of that BWC meant that they were immediately beginning to get corrupted. Reine and Lui had their fat slutty tits out, grinding them against his rock hard chiseled muscles, taking turns making out with that white stud while Mumei and Subaru pulled down their pants, exposing their jaw-droppingly PHAT asses, beginning to twerk like pro strippers for his enjoyment.

"Hey, who said you could all get started!" Kiara yelled out jealously as she was already losing the competition, turning around and showing off her handprint-covered ass to all of the viewers, her ass covered in strong handprints that could only belong to superior powerful white studs, showing that she's already been turned into a bleached whore herself. Thankfully that means she knows what to start doing, performing a sexy dance for him to watch, letting her enormous titties and phat ass jiggle and bounce for him to distract him from Mumei and Subaru's twerking.

Not wanting to fall behind, Mumei starts to back up while twerking. While it doesn't look like it normally, she actually has the phattest sluttiest ass out of all the girls in Holotori, that huge meat clapping even though she has no twerking experience. She starts to grind on his cock, twerking against it as her ass can't even cover up all of his BWC. Because of that, Reine gets down on her knees to help worship his cock directly, kissing the tip and leaving her lipstick smearing all over it, while Lui continues to make out with him directly.

Since the two of them seem like they're starting to lose even more, Kiara and Subaru both push against his sides now, Kiara starting to focus on twerking her phat booty as well, letting his powerful white fingers sink into their asses and grope them while they twerk for him to enjoy. They soon swapped places, with Reine and Lui taking turns kissing and sucking on his cock while Mumei Kiara and Subaru all twerked on his cock, showing off their abilities as bleached sluts.

Even though all the Hololive girls had made a secret pact to never go public about their addiction to BWC, Kiara couldn't help it after this incredibly hung stud demanded her to do it. She could see her subscribers shoot up by hundreds of thousands as the stream continued though, he's drenched them all in cum and it's only getting more white studs interested. As well as non-white cucks getting turned on as they watch their oshis getting fucked by a real man.

All five girls are on their knees as they get covered in the final load of the competition, their bodies completely covered in white now from how much thick hot white stud seed has been pumped all over their slutty whore bodies, showing their place as dumb dirty white cock addicts. He looks over them for a few seconds before deciding that Mumei won the competition, lifting her up and locking her in a Full Nelson pose before starting to hardcore fuck her, the sound of her pussy getting its first taste of BWC immediately echoing around the room from how loud she is and how much she's loving it.

"That's all for today, thanks for watching everyone! Remember, we're all for white men only, so if any of you white studs come across us in the street, feel free to do whatever you want! And for the rest of you... please keep supporting us!" Kiara says happily as she goes to turn off the stream, with the other girls that can still talk all giving their outros as well, all while Mumei's getting her brains fucked out, and Lui crawls over to start worshipping his enormous balls which are still full of so much thick hot sticky jizz even after he's came so many times.

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wwhatev3r · 2 years

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I'm back >:) I was hoping I could have another easy company ship because I'm so down bad for those boys-

my body type is still the same fbfhdsh: I'm a trans guy (he/him), 5'8", reddish brown hair, hazel eyes, and I'm athletic but I have a lil tummy. I have a bigger nose due to my Italian, Jewish, and Romani decent, dimples, a phat ass (fhfhfhddjdj), and my hair is a mess of curls. (shhhh that's definitely not copy pasted)

I think I'm gonna tell you more about my shy side this time :D sometimes when I first meet people I can be very reserved. I'm still polite and will tell a quiet joke or two, but they won't get very many personal details about me other than a name (liam) or where I'm from (buttfuck nowhere wisconsin gjfhdhs). it's not that I'm trying to be secretive really, though it is fun to seem mysterious, it's just that I don't trust them yet. if someone sticks around to break down my walls though, I'll be an open book. within twenty minutes they'll know my life story and I'll probably have swooned for them just for giving me attention.

I can be very work oriented when I need to be, but I do know when to stop. usually that's when my mind starts to wander too much or I'm getting too frustrated to get anything done. usually I'll completely throw myself into one task and then crash right after. ya boy can sleep like a damn log. you will definitely catch me taking six hour "naps" if I'm able to. I still love big clothes, but stealing clothes in general is one of my favorite things. it's mostly the smell of someone I care for that makes me go feral for their clothes, but it also makes me feel like I'm someone else's when I'm wearing their clothes. (bottom behavior, I know 😔) to sum all of that up, I get very into my work, but I know how to relax and boy am I good at it.

again, no rush with this! I love your writing so much <3

This time I ship you with...

Ronald Speirs

Notes: I J U S T L O V E Y O U R E N E R G Y S M || Alright, I was a little indecisive in this one again, but I think I got it... this time I choose someone opposite of Perconte bc why not?

Did you mention bottom? Here! *gives you Speirs* There's a dom for you. Have fun!

Okay, this man has bigger walls than you but he sure knows how to break yours (this was a little... anyway.)

I think he will stick around for terms of respect and admiration, and maybe his own curiosity

I'm 100% sure you two are in a slow burn romance

Just imagine the intense looks across the room, the little gestures he makes and ya man even gives you shit he stole

"Hey Liam, do you want this ring? No, It's nothing. It's just something that I found."

Will be a little frustrating because he doesn't want to admit his feelings for nothing in this world

Principally if you're in the Company

I mean he's very hard working and seeing that side of yours is something that he deeply respects

When you start dating, he tries his best to have time but he has a lot of paperwork

But he's the opposite, he don't think he knows when to stop

Not him calling you to his office some nights...... pffffff

Now, with this man you can for sure steal his big ass clothes

He even gave you his scarf (the one that he uses in episode 7 and 8)

I promise you it does smell like him

I believe Speirs works more than sleeps and maybe he even suffers from insomnia

His main job is to make sure you're a sleeping well, he even covers you with a blanket when you're taking a nap in a random place

You're that cool mysterious couple that everyone makes crazy rumors about

He finds your nose so pretty, he truly does (I speak for myself, I think Italian/Jewish noses are gorgeous.)

If anyone fucks with you they're fucked, he just needs to look at them as a warning

I hope you like the headcanons <3

#band of brothers #ronald speirs

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tenshindon · 3 years

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i forgot to fucking eat this morning

#dragon ball #dragon ball z #dragon ball super #yamcha #yamucha #snap sketches #homie said to talk about yamchas butt more so here we are #this was going to be an actual drawing but its too late #everyones so mean to him :((((( him and his phat ass :((((((#BUT YEAH FUCKI FORGROT TO EAT #I WAS SO DISTRACTED BY EVEYTHING ELSE IN MY LIFE THAT I LOST TRACK OF TIME #here sto hoping my brother offers me food or something i dont know </3 #all i ate was like trisquits and some chocolate and a protein shake #I DONT KNOW HOW I LOST TRACK OF TIME I TOLD MYSELF ID EAT AT 11:30 AND THEN I LOOK DOWN #AND IT'S SUDDENLY 11:58 #lets see what happens lmao will i die found out next time on drargon ball

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tohokuu · 3 years

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toman and struggling to put jeans on

playing : body remix by tion wayne

warnings : none, suggestive in drakens and mitsuyas.

also very self indulgent because dear writer has a phat ass that society can’t handle.

1000 words

draken, baji & mitsuya

draken.

draken laughed at your struggling form. you were hunched over trying to pull the hem of your pants over your thighs. it was irritating; being unable to find jeans that would fit you correctly. you swore they fit fine and snug once they were above your waist but this current step was a struggle.

“ken, quit laughing.” you yelled. it only caused him to laugh harder. he was now recording you, his phone capturing all the curves of your thighs and ass. you whined and eventually gave up. kicking the pants off and going to kens drawer. “hey, what do ya think yer doin’?” he said. you pulled out one of his clean black boxers and swung them on. they were so comfortable, and fit your ass and thighs just right.

“okay, lets go now. i’ll just wear one of your shirts so no one can see that i’m wearing your boxers.” you gleamed. you turned to grab one of his oversized shirts but he stopped you before you could. “oi oi oi, yer not goin’ anywhere dressed like that.” pulling you towards the bed, he sat on the edge. you stood in front of the tall, bulky male, unable to guess what he was trying to do.

draken grabbed the jeans off the floor and held them open so you could step into them. “come on, i’ll make ‘em fit.” he said. you whined as you stepped into the jeans. draken pulled them up as far as they could go, just stopping at your upper thighs. he turned you around, grabbing a handful of your ass. “oi- draken what do you think you’re doing ??” you protested.

“ ‘m makin’ yer jeans fit, y/n” he defended. he pulled you close, caged into his arm while one hand worked the jeans up and the other felt up your thighs and ass. your face was hot, how could it not be ? his intention wasn’t lewd per se, but his actions made you want to rub your thighs together. you didn’t even notice when the hem was pulled over your ass. you didn’t even notice when ken turned you around to button up your jeans at the waist.

he kissed your stomach lightly and then slapped your ass. “okay, we’re all done. you can wear my black shirt with the stripe on it, if ya want.” however, you were too shaken up to respond. “y/n, you good ?” he asked.

“y-yeah, ‘s nothing.” you responded, eyes staring directly into his. he gave you a knowing smirk and a soft chuckle. smacking your ass once again, hard, as he walked away to go grab a shirt for you.

baji.

“y/n, get down here. come on, we’re already late.” baji yelled. you huffed in irritation, “baji, shut the fuck up.” perhaps you sounded a little mean, but these jeans would be the death of you. they had always fit before, what happened now ? “why are you so ma- oh.” baji said as he walked in. he gave you a head tilt and a questioning look, then just burst out laughing. his deep laughter bellowed through his chest and into the room.

it was a beautiful sound but you did not need to hear it right now. “baji, this isn’t fuckin funny.” you gasped. he pulled his phone out and clicked a photo of you with your jeans around your thighs, a deadpan stare and flipping him off. “gonna set it as my homescreen.” he said. “i would smack the fuck out of you right now, but i don’t want to trip.” you said, flatly.

“pftt, shut it. i got some spare sweatpants that i ordered and they were a little small. ya want ‘em ?” he said with an excited grin. you nodded immediately. “say please.” he said. “you have a lot of fucking audacity, baji keisuke. this is why cats stopped coming to your window and go to chifuyu’s instead.”

he gasped in shock, placing a hand on his chest. “they still come to my window !” he yelled. “oh really, go call peke j right now.”

safe to say, you never got to wear your jeans and peke j never came to baji’s window. also, you never even made it out of the house. mikey, draken and everyone else wondered where the fuck you two were the whole night.

mitsuya.

“love, my jeans won’t fit.” you cried. your old pair of jeans that always seemed to fit you was now causing problems. it had always fit perfectly before, but now they couldn’t even go past your upper thighs. your flesh was red from where the jeans had squeezed and you were on the verge of tears from pure frustration.

mitsuya came over and inspected the pair of pants that were sitting around your thighs. he looked at them and pulled, trying to get a grasp of what was wrong. it didn’t take long for mitsuya to identify the problem. “hm, do you want me to loosen the hips a bit ?” he offered. you nodded, taking them off and handing them to him. he disappeared into the back room and you followed, watching him take a sharp tool and tear the seams around the hips. “is it tight over here ?” he asked, placing a hand on your lower thighs. you shook your head. “no, it’s just my upper thighs and well uhm.. my ass.” you said quietly.

mitsuya nodded but you could catch the faint blush on his cheek and the soft smile that graced his lips. he took measuring tape and measured the circumference of your thighs, pulling you oddly close to his face. if he turned to to the right just a bit, he would be face to face with your now throbbing cunt. his face burned but he quickly took measure and pulled away. quickly pulling out fabric that seemed to match your jeans, he cut them into diamonds.

then placed each of the diamonds on the now-open seams of the jeans. it wasn’t much complicated after that. he sewed the extra fabric in and handed the jeans back to you. “here, tell me if anything wrong.” he said.

the tension in the air still seamed to be apparent. he stared intensely as you pulled the jeans on, easily this time. they fit perfect and they only seemed to accentuate your ass and thighs. mitsuya sucked in a deep breath, grabbing you and pulling you in by the belt loops.

“i think going out can wait.”

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bountycancelled · 2 years

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Liar! | 10. 222 dig bick lane

yeonjun stared at beomgyu with wide eyes, trying to process what he had just heard.

"beomgyu... what?"

beomgyus lips pressed into a thin line as he looked everyone in the car but at yeonjun directly.

"it happened that day, when taehyun dragged me to the gym. I asked if we could fake date just to get chaeyoung off my back, but I wasn't actually expecting her to yes. and now..." beomgyu trailed off, staring at the cars passing on the road.

"you actually like her." yeonjun said, more of a statement than a question, to which beomgyu lightly nodded.

beomgyu turned to yeonjun, looking straight at him for the first time since his confession. "I was gonna tell her, today actually, but then...you came in."

yeonjuns eyes softened as he pulled beomgyu into another hug. "I'm so sorry dude, you know I would never, I mean if I had known-"

beomgyu cut off before he could finish his sentence. "But you didn't, so you definitely shouldn't feel like this is your fault. maybe it was for the best anyway."

"what do you mean?"

beomgyu sighed for what felt like the 20th time that day.

"maybe you interrupting me happened for a reason." He shrugged his shoulders, trying to hide the tremble in his voice.

yeonjun opened his mouth, words of comfort promptly left unsaid as beomgyu cut him off.

"I don't need you to comfort me yeonjun. I mean, the entire time we've known each other, I feel like I've given her more reasons to hate me than like me. the whole reason we even got this close was because I lied about us dating in front of the entire school!"

the back of his head hit the car seat in defeat. "I basically forced her into this mess, even though I could've solved it like a regular person without her involved. why would she want to be with someone like me?"

yeonjun stared at beomgyu, not really knowing how to react to his best friends sudden outburst, opting to simply put a hand on his shoulder, hoping that the simple action would somehow comfort him.

"can we just... not go to school today? I know we have an english speech due today but I just can't-"

yeonjun flashed him a knowing smile and put his seatbely back on. "english can wait beomgyu, where do you wanna go today instead?" He asked, starting the car and drumming to the beat of the song playing on the radio.

beomgyu slightly smiled at yeonjun, relieved that the secret hadn't cost him his closest friend.

"I could eat."

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a/n: this smaus unfortunately gonna end pretty soon because it was my first one and I had horrible pacing, things moved way too quickly so this is probably gonna have like 15 chapters.

I'm not gonna redo it cuz I like it for what it is, and I thank you guys for helping me grow as a writer.

anyways I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter<3

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shotorozu · 3 years

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hellooo i saw this tiktok video and was wondering if you can please do this for shoto kaminari and bakugou

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSJkeaV68/

‘i got a big fat 😳🎂’

character(s) : todoroki shouto, kaminari denki, bakugou katsuki (bnha)

legend : [Y/N = your name] they/them pronouns used, quirk not mentioned

headcanon type : fluff, crack (x reader)

note(s) : LMAO ANON YOU LITERALLY READ MY MIND?? I WAS GOING TO DO THIS EVEN WITHOUT A REQUEST— great to know that i have the same thinking process with you 🤩

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todoroki shouto

noooow

you know shouto’s always willing to do tiktok challenges with you— he might be clueless when it came to social media (because of end**vor)

but! he’s gotten used to your antics most of them anyway

but he’s sort of confused when you show him a video of a couple uh.. walking?? he can’t tell what they’re doing exactly

“what,, are they doing?” is what he asked when you showed him the tiktok, brows furrowed in confusion

“they’re uh.. kekeing how do i explain it— nevermind that! just do whatever i do, shouto!”

he’s still confused as hell 🧍‍♀️ but he decides to not ask any questions, and push through with it, just by seeing the excited look on your face

and the audio 😳 i mean, it’s not,, wrong. to him, your cake is some fine ass cake :))

you lead him out of the frame, and you hit play— not giving shouto time to ‘rehearse’

it might seem to be that shouto has no reaction to the audio, but if you look closely— the corners of his lips are tugged upwards slightly

and he follows your every command, when you gesture for him to copy you.

now, shouto’s got the dance steps down, but man’s terribly stiff 😭 he also kept looking at you (specifically your ass) to see if he was doing things correctly

afterwards, the two of you take a look at the video. and, he asks you if the tiktok needs to be filmed once again by your silent reaction

but he’s appalled when he sees you literally driven to tears from pure, unfiltered laughter

you assure him with a kiss that you’re fine, and insist that the tiktok is fine as you upload it— and you cuddle with shouto for the rest of the day, letting the tiktok marinate

the next day comes by, and tiktok BLEW UP. like.. blew up, really. they should be honored that they’ve witnessed shouto strut to nicki minaj

the comments being well, absolutely hilarious. you could read through the comments again and again, and not be bored

“mann your boyfriend 😭 he’s staring too hard” “YUHH GET IT, I GUESS” “go hot couple go ‼️”

needless to say, he didn’t hear the end of the conversation when bakugou found out about the tiktok

kaminari denki

if denki had a list of tiktok challenges he desperately wanted to do at some point in his life,

this would be in the top 3, for sure

so, luck seemed to be on his side when you approached him first— wanting to rope him in on another tiktok you wanted to do with him

hopefully one that doesn’t center him as the poor unfortunate victim

“you wanna do another tiktok?” he beams when you nod, and when you show him what the prank is— he’s excited!!

you can clearly tell that it didn’t take that much convincing

the blond’s also thankful that it’s not another tiktok that needs him to ask bakugou if he can say pegasus but without the pega 💀

“alright! tell me when we can do it,”

“right now.”

so here he is, standing beside you, as you set up your phone— absolutely confident on what he’s going to do

the tiktok starts running, and denki might’ve underestimated his eagerness, when the camera captures his eager expression 💀

there was no jumpscare warning

and you didn’t even have to say ‘c’mon‼️’ for him to follow your movements. as soon as you turned your back, he started moving along with you, and the music.

he was watching your movements, and he tried copying them to the best of his sloppy, hyper and exaggerated abilities

denki was so excited about being in the tiktok, to the point he literally crashed behind you— making the both of you tumble to the floor, laughing

and the tiktok’s results are pretty much unknown to him— minus the fact that you laughed HARDER when you re-watched the tiktok

“can i see?” he asks eagerly, but you swiftly reject— shoving his head away from your screen with a hand.

he pouts when you say “the results are a surprise!” a bummer, but he chooses to trust you, and the rest of the day is spent on the floor in pure enjoyment

you upload the tiktok and slowly but surely, it attracts people’s attention

because of denki’s eagerness— he,, did a fantastic job with the walk! you can even say that he did better than you, minus the not so graceful fall

even the comments agree with you “MAN HIS CAKE IS THANGING‼️” “he did awfully well omg 💀” “oh to have this relationship’s energy 😔 when can i find a dude like that?”

and when denki finally sees the tiktok’s results, he’s left in tears from laughing— reduced into wheezes

DANK-i : BABE WHDJWKDKE THE TIKTOK YOU JUST POSTED— 😭💀💀 IM IN TEARS

safe to say, his wish has been fulfilled, and he can pass away at any given moment, satisfied.

bakugou katsuki

bakugou katsuki will never admit that he does enjoy doing tiktoks with you

plot twist : he enjoys it a lot more than he expects

but he knows where the draw the line, and the line was at the new tiktok you’ve showed to him

“no.”

“but—”

“fuck no— if you wanted to twerk infront of a camera, go ahead by all means, just don’t rope me into it.”

he does have his reasons. one— the bakusquad will make fun of him, and two— if the tiktok were to blow up,, he wouldn’t live it down.

and it always does— he knows that tiktoks do particularly well if he makes an appearance.

“if i didn’t post it, would you do it with me?”

but katsuki seemed to be fine with that. with a roll of the eyes, he sighs— looking at the tiktok once again. he gets up from his seat when the tiktok’s over

“let’s do this fucking thing.” he says with determination, even though no one was going to see the tiktok anyway or so he thinks

the tiktok’s video timer starts counting down, giving the both of you guys ample time to get into position

a smirk couldn’t be held back when you state that “i have a big phat 🎂” it’s anything but lies, and it would be the only time katsuki would smile on camera

you go forward, and you gesture for him to follow on beat— with a focused glare, katsuki starts strutting with you like no one’s business

it’s at a slow pace, and people would’ve guessed that he had a stick up his ass, sure— but damn‼️ he has those moves.

and before the video actually ends, he’s seen turning around with a glare— to see if the camera’s not filming it’s still running, and the camera captures his expression

“not bad.” he can’t help but smirk at the results, when you replay the video “i’m referring to the both of us. and, didn’t know you could move like that.”

“katsuki, your pace was like a grandfather’s—”

“shut the hell up!”

but little did katsuki know, when he wasn’t looking, you published the tiktok online, for everyone to view (basically, 3M people have seen him strut to nicki minaj)

the comments were having a blast “we’ll disregard the pace, buT DAMN‼️WHERE DID HE GET THOSE MOVES?” “LOL HIS FACE AT THE END WAS LIKE👹🤨” “y’all catch that at the beginning? woooh he’s lovesick.”

when you woke up the next morning— you can hear the boom of his quirk outside of your room, and you can practically hear his not so happy voice

fly high 😔🕊 you will be missed

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chrisevansmaid · 3 years

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Virginal

Summary: You go to a beach town in search of losing your virginity. The server at dinner is extra cute but it's also young Chris evans.

*this pic is from chris’s twitter*

MUST BE 18+!!!!

I see everyone saying this, so 18+ pleaseeeee. Begoneeeee youngins

Pairing: Chris Evans x female!reader, Young!Chris Evans x minor!reader, (Name inserted but you can switch it to yours)

Word Count: 3393

Perspective: Reader

Warnings: SMUTTT, p in v, mentions of smoking weed / dab pen, oral sex (female receiving), FLUFF AND ANGST, high sex, lowkey rough sex, dirty talk, degrading dirty talk, EXPLICIT sexual content, age gap, minor having sex with non-minor (17F with 20M),

Authors note:

FIRST FIC YAY!!!!!! Don't be mean pls <3.

I’m really bad at tenses so if it keeps switching from present to past tense sorry. The only grammar corrector I’m using is grammarly so if something doesn’t make sense oopsie, I’m too lazy from spending a while on this fic to go anal and analyze every sentence for errors.

Okay so… I’m a pisces which basically means I can never stop daydreaming. Also the backstory is lowkey gonna be my backstory lol. This is how I wished I lost my virginity plus make it Chris evans.

*THIS IS NOT BASED OFF OF CHRIS ITS FULLY FROM MY IMAGINATION*

Idk I'm bored and it's summer so I have nothing to do. YES THIS IS ABOUT A MINOR BUT IN MY STATE THE AGE OF CONSENT IS 16 SO CHILL.

18+ PLEASE STOP READING NOW IF YOU ARE A MINOR

So I’m a virgin. Not because I am a prude or anything, but it never worked. I like to self diagnose so my conclusion is I have vaginismus. That is basically rolled into my cervix/vagina clenches up whenever I try to have sex so no dick fits in and if anything does fit it's incredibly painful. It's not a matter of being turned on cus I could have Niagara Falls in my panties and it still wouldn’t work, trust me. Even being fingered was awful and I’ve been fingered like 10 times and none of them were enjoyable. My sister says I’m just really tight. Idk. I can finger myself and it's good-ish, I mean how far up can you reach with your own hand?

But I’ve had enough of being a virgin and I just want someone to blow my back out. Preferably some sexy older guy. And because I’m sick and tired of having an untapped pussy I’ve devised a plan. I am going to the beach in a week or so and I am going to find the guy who I had my first kiss with and have him fuck me. Or some other hot guy I meet. But to make sure my inhibitions are lowered and my vagina doesn’t clench from nerves I am gonna get a little high before.

1 week later.

My mom, stepdad, and I arrive at the beach and it is so pretty. I love this beach. It brings back so many good memories. I am rooming with my childhood friend, Sarah, and she knows I want to get fucked. We’ve snuck out before and we are so excited for this week. I take a picture of the beach and put it on my Snapchat story with my location tagged. This will let my first kiss know I’m near him so he can hit me up to fuck me.

The day goes by kinda slow because all I could think of was walking up and down the boardwalk trolling for hot men. Finally, night comes and all the families that are at the beach go to dinner. I was kinda bored but then our server came. He was something else.

“Hi my name’s Chris and I’ll be your server tonight.” Ugh. Even his voice made my whole body warm up. His greenish blue eyes stared into my soul as he took my order. His dirty blonde hair was perfectly quaffed and the way his black shirt hugged his biceps was absolutely sinful. Okay yes, he was probably in his early twenties but who said I was ageist. If anything an older man would know how to fuck a woman better than any stupid high school senior that I would meet.

I got up to go to the bathroom and saw Chris on my way. We locked eyes and didn't break contact until I went into the bathroom. As I stepped out of the bathroom I saw him again. It looked like he was waiting for me. His body was leaned up against the wall across from the bathroom I had just exited. He stopped me and said “Call me.” and handed me a piece of paper. Before I had a chance to say anything he turned and I was watching his perfect ass walk away.

I went back to the table as if nothing happened. I don’t think anyone noticed my uncontrollable smile. Throughout the dinner, I could not tear my eyes away from our sexy server. I think Sarah noticed but I was gonna tell her about it when my parents weren’t right there. We finished dinner and all went back to the beach house. When we got back I told Sarah and she was so shook. We were racking our brains on what I should text Chris. I didn’t want to come off too strong but also I wanted this man to fuck me. So we settled on:

“Hey”

Yes. I know it's lame but he’s older defffffinitely older and I can’t act too young. Ugh, I am so scared of his response it's absolutely killing me. Sarah, two other girls that came to the beach, and I decide to go out for ice cream. At least ice cream would take my mind off waiting for a response. As we wait in line I feel my phone buzz in my pocket. I pull it out and it’s Chris.

“I thought I told you to call me” His response is very bold but for some reason, it only intrigues you more. Immensely more. I show Sarah and she smiles.

“Guess who’s getting her wish tonight.”

“Oh my god,” I respond. “What do I say?” I am literally so scared that he will think I’m too young or too much of a child.

“Um, don’t say anything. Call him.” Sarah says it like it’s the most obvious thing in the world.

Do I actually call him? I’m literally getting the worst knots in my stomach and now I have to shit and I’m literally so nervous over a phone call. I am not a spontaneous person. AT ALL.

“Okay, I’m gonna call him.” I say to Sarah after literally pondering this for 5 minutes.

Oh god. This is so scary. I tell Sarah to get me a vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles and I step out of the line. I go to the walkway near the ice cream shop away from the crowd so I can hear better. I dial his number and put the phone to my ear.

It rings like 3 times and he picks up.

“Hey.” He says and his voice is even sexier than I remember.

“Hey.” I literally didn’t know what to say and I am pacing up and down the sidewalk.

“So you must be the hot girl I gave my number to.”

“And you must be the sexy server.” Some wave of confidence came over me and that was the best response I could come up with.

“So what’s your name?”

“Olivia and if I remember correctly, your name is...” I paused to let him fill in the blank

“Chris.”

“Chris, that's right.” I wanted to come off like I didn’t hang onto every word he said and so I played it off like his name wasn’t already filling my fantasies.

“So Liv, when am I gonna see you again?” He asks and this caught me a little off guard that he would jump straight to the point but I guess why prolong the inevitable.

“I don’t know, when are you free?”

“Can I pick you up tonight around 12?” Ugh yes. My plan was filling out nicely.

“Sounds great.” I mean what else am I supposed to say?

“Send me where you’ll be and I’ll pick you up then.” His assertive tone was a panty fucking dropper.

“Okay. See you then Chris.” I’ve picked up from my previous male experiences that if you say a guy's name he’ll be more inclined to fuck you. I mean I totally pulled that out of my ass but I wanted to sound like a confident vixen, not some 17 year old virgin.

“Bye Liv.” The way he made up a nickname for me had me reddening in my cheeks and warming in my core. I say bye and hang up. As soon as the call ends I’m running back to Sarah and telling her every little detail. Okay, I really needed to get back home and shit.

Sarah, the other girls, and I go back to the house and hang out for like an hour, and then it’s 11 and all the parents are asleep. I need to start preparing. So I take a phat shit and then shower even though I showered before dinner but I need to wash off my nervous sweats. I shave everywhere and when I get out I lotion my entire body, put on my sexy lingerie, and douse myself with perfume. I do my makeup but it’s simple and of course waterproof. I text Chris the address of the beach house but tell him to pick me up a couple houses down. I tell Sarah she needs to sneak out with me so if we get caught I can pretend me and her were just hanging outside the house. Sarah and I sneak out the back and bring her cart. I take a couple hits to calm myself down because god forbid I tense up before he can get his dick in. It's like 11:55. God my stomach is in knots.

It’s 12. ‘Oh god’ I think to myself. I see a white range rover pull up at the end of the block. I say bye to Sarah and walk to the car. I see his face. Oh, fuck still sexy. I open his car door and jump into the passenger seat.

“Hey.” I say

“Hey, Liv.” He says back. Him saying that little nickname he gave me is so much hotter in person. So so so much hotter. I think he knows what it does to me because his lips curl into a smirk. “Let’s go for a drive.” Chris says.

“Okay, I’m down.” I say back and kinda rethinking saying ‘I’m down’ because he is definitely rethinking how old I am.

We start driving around and talking and thank god the radio is on to fill any silence there could be. It’s on the country station and him liking country music is literally another added bonus. Then When it Rains it Pours comes on and I say “Omg I love this song.”

“Really?” He says back. “I’ve never met a girl as pretty as you that actually likes country music.”

“Are you kidding? I love country music.” I say back not noting he just called me pretty. We mindlessly chat for like 20 minutes and Chris pulls the car into an empty parking lot that overlooks the whole beach town.

“This is so pretty.” I say in awe of the gorgeous view. I can see from the corner of my eye that Chris is just looking at me.

“Not as good as my view.” He says back in a soft tone that has me melting to the floor of the car. I look back at him and we sit in silence just staring into each other's eyes. I glance at his lips and they look so kissable. They are the perfect amount of plump without being too big. When I look back to his eyes he is still staring at me. His lips almost form a smile and he grabs and cheek and kisses me. It’s even better than each and every one of my fantasies. I grab the back of his neck and kiss him even harder back. Before I know it the kiss gets more rushed and Chris is running his hands along the curve of my back. Our lips are crashing into each others with fervor like no other. He pulls me into his lap and he ruts his hips upward. He takes his left hand and moves the seat back and starts kissing down my neck. His lips leave little bite marks and he reaches my bosoms. He pulls my tank top down and pulls my breasts out of my bra and sucks on my right nipple as he pinches the left. Soft mewls leave my lips and he stops to look at me and the rush of cold air sends goosebumps across my skin. He leans up and kisses my neck and leaves marks all the way to my ear lobe and whispers “Before I fuck you until you can’t remember your name, How old are you?”

Forming words is harder than I imagined so between pants I say back “17.”

“Perfect” he whispers back while still biting my neck. “Come here” he says as he opens the door. I hop off him and outside the car and see the tent forming in his pants. He picks me up and wraps my legs around him and pins me against the car door. He bites my lip and I can’t imagine anything better than this moment. While still mounted on his he opens the door to the backseat and lays me down. He gets on top of me and shuts the door behind him. He ruts against my core and his jeans rub against the soft fabric of my athletic shorts. Although my mind is completely fixed on his engorged cock a thought forms in my mind. What if he thinks I’ve done this before? What If I’m so bad he doesn’t even speak to me again? These thoughts completely cloud my mind and Chris notices.

“What's wrong?” he says as he pulls away. I glance at his bitten lips and pant trying to form words.

“Nothing just, I... I’m a virgin.” I blurt out. I am so scared I ruined the moment but his expression only intensifies.

“Oh well we just can’t have that now can we?” He says back and his lust blown pupils grow darker and he kisses me with such intensity my thoughts completely leave my mind. I could get drunk off the taste of him. Chris breaks the kiss and rips off his shirt showing his perfectly chiseled abs. I felt them through the cotton but seeing them right in front of my eyes makes my mouth open. My lips peak into a smile and he picks me up and places my back closer to the car door. He rips off my shorts and starts kissing down my neck to my navel and I run my fingers through his hair. My chest rises and falls quicker as his lips reach my red lace covered mound. His teeth grab the waistband and he pulls off my panties.

He inhales and says “So sweet.” His husky voice vibrating against my core. His kisses dance around my thighs. As more sounds leave my mouth Chris bites my skin. His hands hold my legs open as he licks down my folds. His tongue flickers across my clit leaving me trembling. I had never felt this way from anyone ever. My fingers run through his short dirty blonde hair and my nails dig into his scalp leaving crescent shaped indents. He slips his middle finger through my folds as he sucks on my clit. His fingers curl up hitting a spot I never knew existed. A feeling in my stomach starts intensifying and spreading through my entire body and I tremble in euphoria. Chris finger fucks me through my first ever orgasm. I shut my eyes tightly and when I open them Chris is staring right at me. I grab the hair on the nape of his neck and pull him back up to kiss me. I can taste myself still on his tongue as the material of his jeans rubs against my sensitive bud. His fingers pinch my nipples as he slips his tongue between my lips. I reach down and feel his throbbing cock through his pants. As I rub with the palm of my hand, throaty moans leave his mouth. Nothing was stronger than my desire to be fucked raw by this sex god. I pulled away from the kiss and say as I stare deep into his eyes “Fuck me Chris.” My words are efficacious to him.

He licked his lips like an animal locked onto his prey. “Don’t have to ask me twice.” He pulls down his jeans and takes his cock out of his boxers. I have seen a dick before but never that big. My mouth almost dropped to the floor. He pulled a condom out of the back of the seat and wrapped it around his cock. He pumped his dick a few times before running the head along my sodden folds. “You ready?” I had never been more ready for anything in my entire life. Unable to form words I nodded my head. Chris pushes his cock into me slowly. I gasped at the feeling. I wasn’t as tight as I usually was but it still stung. Each inch stung a little more until he bottomed out into me. He stilled. His breath was hot on my ear as our breathing synced. I gasped again as he pulled his hips back. I reached down and pulled him back into me.

“Don’t hold back.” I said. I wanted this to be as enjoyable for him as it was for me. Chris pulled out and thrust back into me again. The groans that left this throat made my pussy clench around him. He picks up his pace and pain turns into pleasure. My legs wrap around his thighs and I’m pulling him into me.

“You dirty little slut. So needy.” He whispered into my ear. The sound that escaped my lips drew him deeper in like a moth to a flame. Chris drives his cock into me faster so that all you can hear is breathy moans and the lewd sounds of skin slapping against skin. Chris moves his hand to my throat and squeezes. I try to moan but they catch in my throat and I look back at Chris. His mouth is agape and he is staring deep into my eyes. He thrusts so deep my eyes roll back and I have to shut them. He grabs my chin and pulls my face to meet his. “Look at me. Don’t look away. I want to see your face as I make you cum on my dick.” His cock is hitting places he didn’t even reach when fingering me. Another orgasm rips through me and my body trembles harder this time. Chris fucks me through my orgasm and just as I regained my mental awareness I could feel another one coming on. Chris squeezes harder on my neck as he sucks on my hardened nipples. He bites my skin and takes his hand from my neck and reaches between our sweaty writhing bodies and pinches my clit. A guttural moan leaves my throat as another excruciatingly intense orgasm takes over my entire body. I can tell Chris isn’t far behind because his thrusts become sporadic and he puts all his body weight into his last thrust and stills. The noises he makes me wish he was still fucking me. He leans down to meet my lips once again but this time it is slower and more gingerly. He pulls his dick out and lays down on top of me.

We catch our breaths and I say. “Wow, that was.. fuck.”

Chris softly laughs and says “Who knew a 17 year old could have me in the palm of their hand.”

“Who knew a however-old-you-are would take my virginity.” I say with a smile on my face.

“I’m 20, I probably should have told you earlier.” He says looking a little guilty.

“Don’t worry it would have only turned me on more.” I laugh back and our lips join in a soft kiss.

Chris and I look at the dashboard and see it's 1:30 am. “Shit I should probably get home before my friend worries too much.” I say looking back at Chris and he nods. We sit up and reach down for our clothes. I reach for my underwear and Chris snatches it from my hands.

“These are mine now.” Chris smirks.

“Fine.” I put on my shorts and pull my top back on. Sadly Chris covers his humongous biceps with his shirt. I lean in and meet Chris with a kiss. We get back into our respective seats and Chris looks at me with a dumb smile.

“Why are you staring at me?” I say with a giggle.

“Oh, nothing.” Chris says and his smile only looks more like a 6 year old who just stole a cookie before dinner. I mean technically he did just steal something but that's beside the point. Chris puts the car back into drive and turns around to back up.

As he drives me home there's more small talk but then he asks “How long will you be in town?”

“A week,” I say. Chris’s dumb smile returns. “Okay, what's that smile for?”

Chris looks at me and says “I’m just excited to fuck you every night this week.”

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tanzaniiite · 4 years

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Can I request hcs with Akaashi, bokuto, iwaizumi and Sugawara’s reactions to you playing drums on their ass, if that made any sense lol

BEAT THAT ASS LIKE IT’S BONGOS

w/ akaashi, bokuto, iwaizumi & sugawara

requests: OPEN

warnings: talk of butts

yes, this request makes perfect sense! don’t question the title, it just came to me 💀 thanks for the request!

oh this poor bby, he’s gonna be so confused

he doesn’t smack your butt cause he doesn’t get the appeal? and he doesn’t want to make you uncomfortable

but akaashi?? more like akasshi 🥴

i’ll take my leave now

n e ways you two would be hanging out in his backyard, just soaking in the sun and lounging around

he’s on a lounge chair reading a book while you’re laying next to him on your phone

he turns over to look for something in his bag and there it is

his ass in all it’s glory 👀

you’re mesmerized to say the least and you just,, you gotta touch it

so you smack his butt lightly, not too hard but it wasn’t soft either

when i tell you he snapped his neck to look at you,, whew chile

his eyes are wide and his face is just red, “y-y/n what are you doing?”

“i’m sorry baby, i just wanted to touch your butt. did i make you uncomfortable?” 🥺

he can’t even be mad at you, damn your cute face. keiji just shakes his head and looks away shyly

“no, it’s okay”

“yay! so can i play your butt like it’s drums?”

*voice crack* “wHAT?”

you are literally going to break him

he lets you do it though cause you seem excited to do so

but only when you guys are alone and he blushes the whole time

my bby

look, you have to understand… bokuto’s ass is–

phat 🥵✨

i would be surprised if you’ve haven’t smacked his ass before

anywho y’all are chilling at your house, he’s on your bed on ft with akaashi who’s tutoring him

you know he needs the help and you definitely don’t have keiji’s god given patience to help him, so you usually leave him alone during these little sessions

but alas, you are bored~

so you go into your room after getting a bottle of water for kou, once you give it to him, he gives you a sweet and appreciative smile

i love him

you smile back and give him a small forehead kiss before getting on the bed behind him

bokuto’s already been on ft w/ akaashi for like a good hour now, so he’s just laying on his stomach trying to understand what the hell his best friend is talking about

you chill on your phone for a bit until you catch a glimpse 👀

what you doing with all that 🍑 sir

AND he’s in his grey shorts??? the dude is asking for it tbh

n e ways you slowly creep behind him and sit on the backs of his legs. it’s not uncommon for you to climb him like a jungle gym so he doesn’t really pay you any mind

that is until you smack his ass dummy hard, he tenses and looks at you with a nervous smile

“hey babe, whatcha doing there?”

“don’t look at me like that, you’re the one with all this ass”

you then proceed to play a small beat on his butt, specifically the beat of ‘bruk off yuh back’

kou just blushes slightly while laughing at your antics

“i didn’t know you liked my butt so much!”

you pause and look him dead in the eyes

“kou. i love your ass”

lmao do you have a death wish?

iwa’s butt is also A1 but he will literally rip your hands off if you touch it

but this dude is a whole hypocrite cause he’ll smack your ass for shits and giggles all the time

and ik y’all seen him play volleyball, his smacks aren’t light in the slightest

anyway your tired of being on the receiving end of butt smacking and you decide to pull out your reverse card

y’all are at his house and you guys decided to take a nap together on the couch. you woke up before him and he’s so peaceful sleeping with his head on your chest 🥺

time to ruin that ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

you start off by just running your hands up and down his back. eventually you move your hands lower and give his butt a lil experimental pat

look at that jiggle

he doesn’t wake up, just buries his face in your chest more so you continue to pat his butt lightly. you’re mesmerized by the jiggle

but then you remember how he smacked your butt without mercy several times before and you suddenly feel vengeful

you then smack his ass hard and continue to do so having little fun by following the beat of ‘ayy ladies’

this causes hajime to jolt up, almost hitting your chin in the process

“y/n! what the fuck are you doing?!”

he looks really disoriented and confused

“i’m smacking your ass, duh” you say as if it’s the most obvious thing in the world

iwaizumi looks at you, his eyebrows furrowed and his eyes narrowed

“well stop”

“hmm, no”

“the fuck you mean no?”

he tries to get up but you trap him by locking your legs around his thighs to hold him in place

“y/n, i will throw you off this couch”

you shrug and continue smacking his butt

iwaizumi continues to struggle against your hold on him while blushing furiously

“wow babe, if i didn’t know any better, one might say you like this”

“shut up and let me go!”

bold of you to assume he hasn’t done this to you

i feel you and suga have very playful relationship so stuff like this isn’t foreign

you guys are probably hanging out at his house with daichi and asahi. it was suppose to be a study session but turned into you guys just laying around in the living room

the afternoon approaches quickly and daichi offers to go get lunch for everyone, asahi decides to go with him

“don’t have too much fun while we’re gone” daichi teases

you roll your eyes playfully, “whatever dad, don’t mess up my order”

daichi laughs and leaves with asahi behind him

you turn to suga, who’s laying on his stomach, scrolling through his phone aimlessly

“i’m gonna get water, want anything?”

he hums in acknowledgement but shakes his head, “no thank you love”

ugh my heart

you can tell that he’s sleepy by 1) how heavy his eyes look and 2) how slow his movements are

as you get your water you contemplate on if you should be a good partner and let him sleep or if you should get him to wake up a bit

you decide to go with the latter

when you walk back into the living room, sure enough he’s snoozing on the floor. his head rested on his folded arms

a literal angel y’all

slowly you get next to him and get ready to strike—

“don’t even try it love”

AHJKEJEBIW WHAT

“i– how?”

he opens his eyes and gives you a sleepy smile, “instincts”

you’re stunned for a minute bc what the fuck but then you smirk slightly

“well you can’t stop me!” you exclaim, sitting on his back quickly. you then continue to smack his butt to the beat of ‘then leave’

he’s laughing but making no attempt to stop you, like i said before, this is normal behavior for you two

“okay don’t be mad when i do this to you the next time you sleep over” he warns

even after the initial start of this dies down, you continue to play random beats on his butt while he scrolls though his phone again

just normal tings 😌✨

“uhh…”

you both look at the entrance to see an embarrassed asahi with food bags in his hands, daichi must be parking his car

you quickly get off suga and laugh nervously

“haha i can explain”

…

“daiCHI—”

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sun-flower-children · 3 years

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BakuSquad’s Boy Part 1

A/N: Based on a fic that doesn’t exist anymore :( I’ll be adding my own head canons from what i remember of the og fic. This whole thing is in a headcanon format :)))

Kirishima was sitting down when he noticed their new transfer student walking into the cafeteria looking lost. Without thinking twice he quickly caught the attention of the male and motioned him to come over.

“Is it okay if I join you?” you asked, recognizing the spiky haired student as your classmate.

“Of course, let me introduce you to everybody!”

The redhead introduced all the guys sitting at the table. The talkative blonde with the lightning bolt in his hair was Kaminari . The smiling black haired boy with oddly shaped elbows was Sero and the angry-faced pale blonde with red eyes was Bakugo. While the rest smiled at you he merely sneered and ignored you.

“Don’t let him bother you too much, he's a grouch!” Kirishima said smiling.

The entire lunch period was spent talking to the Bakusquad and explaining how you transferred from the hero school in your home country and enrolled at UA. Laughing with them and bonding over memes and hero training.

It didn’t take long for you to become part of the friend group.

Y’all are a chaotic group of motherfuckers

The group chat is mess; Bakugo is trying to help people w homework, Zero is constantly sharing tick tocks and at 2 am Denki will spam it with memes ( which pisses Bakugo off bc it wakes him up when he forgets to mute his notifications)

Y’all will study together, which surprisingly, can be super productive sometimes.

It honestly didn’t take very long for you guys to become inseparable. They have you back and you have theirs. Training and working out together is a plus because sometimes y’all are too busy to actually fully hangout.

Kirishima will compliment you in a “manly” way and will totally be your hype man. Will be ecstatic when you give back the same energy. One time Bakugo joined you guys for his morning workout and his jaw almost fell to the ground when he saw you take your shirt off. He couldn’t help but stare like holy shit you were ripped. Training with Kiri really did pay off. Bakugo smirked to himself when he noticed his red haired friend was also checking you out when you didn’t notice.

Going to the mall with Sero and Denki is a whole ass ride. Y’all will go to so many stores and either waste all your money or just fuck around. Hot Topic is definitely a favorite of theirs. They don’t care if it’s not your vibe because they will want to deck you out in the fitting rooms to see what you look like. Once they pushed the curtain before you were done changing your shirt and both pairs of eyes went straight to your body, making you blush.

After being friends for so long the Bakusquad could read each other's emotions and all recognized that they had crushes on you. They talked about it and concluded that this would by no means would get between their friendship but would amicably flirt with you.

They organized a sleepover not too long after. But it was basically them all fighting each other about who’s room they would be staying in. Ended up going to Bakugo’s room because it was the closest for most of them. When you got there you were so caught up with the movie that you didn't realize they were low-key fighting each other for a spot next to you/ touching you in general. It was when y’all were going to sleep when you realized you left your sheets and what not in your room. Bakugo without missing a beat said you could sleep with him which then prompted Denki to tell you that “Bakugo’s feet smell like shit you don't wanna sleep with him” for Kiri to go “ Hey that isn’t manly, you should sleep w me Y/N.”. While the three of them were battling it out you and Sero were just sitting crouched in the corner. “I mean Y/N I could always get sheets and stuff from my rooms ‘cause it's not that far from here.” only for Bakugo to throw a pillow straight in his face yelling “Shut it Soy-Sauce face!!” Yeah they felt really bad in the morning when you ended up sleeping on the floor with nothing covering you.

Sero will want to smoke with you. The first time he smoked with you, you ended up having a panic attack and he felt responsible for making you panic and so anxious. He tries to smoke by himself for the meanwhile until you convince him to let you try again. It goes much better this time. Y’all start vibing to his latin playlist and he tries to teach you but y’all just end up stumbling over each other and constantly laughing. When dancing becomes physically exhausted and watches tick tocks and videos on his phone. Which ends up with y’all crying over the video where the racoon tries to wash his cotton candy but it dissolves. At some point the tears become too much and you both reach for each other which ends up with y'all sobbing and cuddling each other. Y’all fell asleep like this :)

The whole squad smokes at one point or another. Kirishima does it whenever he’s just in the mood to hangout and he uber chills. Bakugo does it to relieve stress and just enjoy life a bit. Denki smokes the 2nd most in the group just whenever he needs to kill time or he wants to vibe.

There will be times when y'all will smoke together and just fuck shit up. Like, one night after exam y’all are smoking but shit starts getting wild. Like y'all are hopping off the walls and dancing around to random music. Denki will find a roach that's stuck on its back and trying to get back off its legs but y’all are dancing all around it thinking it's like break dancing. “ AYYYY FUCK IT UP” Bakugo would yell “GET INTO IT” Sero would then yell. One of y’all took a video and accidentally posted it on Snapchat so the next day Mina would ask like wth happened last night bc y’alls tik toks and snapchats were wack af. Sero would probably speak on behalf of the group and say “ We were just really hyper.

When they all become hyper aware of their feelings not only for you but like low-key for each other they all change a lil bit. Like:

Denki stops flirting with people outside of the Baku Squad. He’s more touchy with y’all. Holding onto arms, arms over shoulders, hands on waists, holding hands, sitting in y’alls laps (this is a big one)

Kirishima has more energy when he’s with you guys. Like he could be running lower on battery than normal but one of y'all just comes up to him and he lights up like a light bulb.

Bakugo stops ruining desks and promptly yelling at people. He’s toned down and becomes a bit more chilled out. Mostly when he's with you guys. He is still a grumpy gremlin when he is with people who aren’t the Baku Squad.

Sero actually hides it pretty well and no one notices and changes that are indicative of a crush. Probably a bit more confident in himself

Kirishima and Denki acting like they haven't seen each other in sages when it really has only been like five minutes.

“ OMG BRO IT'S BEEN FOREVER”

“OMG DENKI MY MAN I MISSED YOU SM!”

“ BRO C’MERE AND PLANT A PHAT ONE ON ME!”

“HELL YA MY DUDE, THIS IS GONNA BE MANLY.”

And then proceed to aggressively walk toward each other, slap each others asses and plant a kiss on each other's cheeks before erupting into a huge fit of laughter. While people around them are just like ‘wtf is going on’

Touching becomes a thing.

Y’all will actively find each other when y'all want a hug or cuddles or smth. Forehead and cheek kisses are a thing. Bakugo takes much longer to warm up to everyone starting really with you and Kirishima. most comfortable holding y’alls hands loosely and rubbing your knuckles. Denki probably does this the most. He lives for physical affection, just give this poor boy his much needed cuddles and kithes.

Despite y’all high-key crushing for each other you all still are absolutely focused on your career paths as heros. Bakugo helping teach english and you trying to help ( if you know english well enough to teach )

“Ok idiots for the last time what word do we use to describe Sarah?”

“I mean she took these poor dudes apples and all of these are positive adjectives...i think.”

“Yeah Sarah’s kind of a bitch.”

“SHUT IT YOU TOO AND ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!”

“I mean Bakubro they aren’t wrong...”

“NOT YOU TOO KIRI!”

You guys work so well during team vs fights bc of how well you all know each other.

It’s an absolute mess but y’all love eachother <3

I will be making a part 2 ( + 3 i think ) so hang around for more :)

MASTERLIST

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oikawaplssteponme · 3 years

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this is kind of an odd request maybe but can i get a bakugou piece where class 1A are having like a 'fun night' in the common room and all the girls lost a bet so they have to have a just dance competition while dressed up as clothes the boys wear and reader is dressed as bakugou and is surprisingly really good at just dance and hes like like ...shes so.... !1!1?1?!1!1 and you can decide what happens really can it just be fluffy maybe with a confession 👉👈

hiii💜 wait i can totally see this happening, like the girls making this kind of bet and expecting to win haha. hope you enjoy :))

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Just Dance

pairing: Katsuki Bakugou x fem! reader

warnings: swearing (that should be a given when i write for Bakugou hehe)

genre: fluff

a/n: y/n wearing Bakugou’s baggy ass pants and black tank, say less 😌

“I look ridiculous,” groaned Jirou.

You and the rest of the girls in your class were getting dressed and ready for the dorm’s game night. Unfortunately your attire wasn’t entirely up to you.

“I don’t know Jirou, I think you pull off Kaminari’s look pretty well,” you laughed. Jirou crossed her arms.

“Mina should have never made that stupid bet.”

“Hey! How was I suppose to know that we would lose?” she pouted.

“Well you did bet that Ochaco would bet Deku in an arm wrestling match. I think we all could’ve predicted that one,” you said.

“In my defense I assumed that Deku would get embarrassed and back out, guess I was wrong.”

“These outfits aren’t that bad. I mean the boys all wear basically the same thing all the time,” laughed Momo.

The consequence for losing the bet was that at the dorm ‘game night’, all the girls would have to dress up as one of the boys. If the girls would’ve won, the boys would be dressed up as them.

“Okay so let me see if I can guess everyone,” you said, “Momo is Todoroki, Ochaco is Deku, Tsu is Iida, Mina is Kirishima, Jirou is Kaminari, and Hagakure is Sero. Am I right?”

“Damn nice job. Guess we did good then,” smiled Jirou.

“Wait Y/N who are you going as?” asked Tsu. You chuckled and quickly grabbed your folded clothes.

“Take a guess.”

You held up a black tank top, baggy jeans, and some beaten up sneakers. Your classmates giggled.

“Wow did you steal those from Bakugou’s closet?” laughed Momo.

“That’s a secret I’ll never tell.”

You changed into your outfit as it was almost time for you all to head to the common area. The skin tight tank top and baggy jeans certainly wasn’t your normal attire but a bet is a bet.

The common area was vibrantly decorated with lights and music. There was a large TV set up for the ‘Just Dance’ tournament that would be taking place. That seemed to be the most exciting part of the night.

“Woah it’s like I’m looking in a mirror!” cheered Kaminari.

“Shut it.”

“You all certainly committed to your roles,” said Iida as he studied Tsu.

“If we were gonna lose at least we lost in style!” exclaimed Mina.

“Nice crocs by the way Ashido,” you joked.

You went over to the snack table and picked up a cup of punch.

“Oi dumbass!”

You looked over your shoulder and saw Bakugou headed towards you, wearing the exact same thing as you.

“Oi dumbass!” You mocked, but laughed out instead, “How do you like my fit? Pretty accurate don’t you think?” You smiled.

Bakugou crossed his arms. His cheeks turned a little pink but played it off.

“You look stupid.”

“Well I hate to break it to you Katsuki but if I look stupid than so do you.”

“HEY- I- whatever...” Bakugou chugged his glass of punch before going back to the main group. You laughed to yourself. Bakugou tried to be intimidating with you but he always just ended up looking cute.

“Hey we’re gonna start the tournament now!” announced Mina. You all gathered around by the TV.

“Okay so we’re gonna do two players at a time, going in order from the randomly made bracket. Up first is Kirishima against Izuku.”

The rest of you sat yourselves on the couches as Kiri and Deku picked out a song. You sat next to Bakugou.

“Are you any good?” he asked.

“Hm?”

“At the stupid game. Are you any good?”

“Oh... I’m alright.”

Kirishima beat Deku so he advanced on. Aoyama destroyed Iida and he moved on as well. Now it was your turn against Mina.

“Good luck Y/N,” she teased. You chuckled.

“Speak for yourself.”

The music began to play. You gripped on tightly to your remote. Soon you began to copy the moves on the screen, same as Mina.

Perfect

After every move your completed, your point tracker grew more and more. You got a ‘perfect’ on almost every move. You already had a big lead in Mina.

“Come on Mina, you need to actually try!” You joked. Mina groaned.

“Okay how are you so good at this game?”

You classmates cheered the two of you on. Bakugou tried his best not to react but he was highly impressed by your skill. It didn’t help that you looked so good while dancing too.

“Yes! That’s a new high score!” You cheered. You had beaten Mina, and by a long shot.

“Well played Y/N,” she panted.

You plopped back down on the couch, catching you’re breath as the next people began to play.

“Just alright?” questioned Bakugou. You chuckled.

“Maybe I’m a little better than just alright.”

After about 5 more rounds of ‘Just Dance’, you were exhausted. It paid off however, because you won the tournament. You’re classmates were stunned at your hidden talent.

You now sat outside on the dorm steps, basking in the cool air as you caught your breath. You soon heard some footsteps behind you.

“Hey.”

Bakugou joined you on the steps.

“Hey.”

“Uh, nice job on winning. I didn’t know you could dance,” he whispered. Your face grew warm.

“Thanks, I guess I just don’t mention it a lot.”

“And you don’t look half bad in my clothes either...though I think you’d look a lot better in a sweatshirt of mine.”

Your eyes grew and you looked at Katsuki.

“Really?”

“Yeah...I’d be happy to give you one...”

“I’d like that.”

Bakugou smiled softly as he looked at you.

“That was my shitty way of me telling you that I like you Y/N,” he clarified. You chuckled, moving closer to him. You rested your head on his shoulder.

“I know. I like you too Katsuki.”

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star1117-archives · 2 years

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𝐀𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐳 𝐚𝐬 𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐬

➵ Genre : Crack

➵ W.C : 939

➵ Warnings : N/A

➵ © 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝟏𝟏𝟏𝟕-𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬. Do not steal, plagiarise, translate, repost or use my work in any way, shape or form.

𝐒𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐡𝐰𝐚

Baby:

Drama queen

But is that weird ass toddler who likes tidying up

Very protective over everyone

Lowkey depressed from 2yrs old

Child:

Golden child

Helped the teacher tidy up

Ate all the leftover snacks as he tidies

Advises others on how to keep their rooms tidy

“Put the teddies at the top and the cars at the bottom so the teddies don’t get dirty!”

Teenager:

Fuckboy face

Fuckboy body

Cutest ray of sunshine

Because he was more reserved as a kid, takes his time to enjoy the simple things

Literally blows bubbles while his friends are talking about going to clubs

But also fusses and babies them all the time

𝐇𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐣𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐠

Baby:

Model child

Likes to watch yt, especially mvs

Just sits there and babbles and laughs at the tv as the music plays

Could literally leave him next to a knife and he wouldn’t do nothing

Again, golden child

Child:

Always looking out for his friends, siblings and even his parents

”Excuse me sir? You can’t look at my mommy, or my daddy will kill you.”

The most helpful child ever

But can be real fuckin annoying when he’s singing at 3am.

Teenager:

Worked 3 jobs as soon as he could to buy sound equipment

Locks himself away all day making beats

Only stops for coffee and instant noodles which he eats raw because “genius takes time that he doesn’t have at this moment”

Does no studying but somehow gets the top marks

𝐘𝐮𝐧𝐡𝐨

Baby:

Cheeks, cheeks, cheeks!

Did i mention cheeks?

Laughing all the time

Loves when people touch his cheeks/squeeze them

Literal ray of sunshine

Child:

Always happy for no reason

Would take a bullet to wipe the bright smile off his face

Everyone adores him

Gets away with literally every. fucking. thing.

Lowkey deserves the world tho

Teenager:

Yes he’s an angel, yes he’s a hoe, yes they exist

The kinda guy to twerk at a school dance

Probably onto mingi or smth

Never does the work but gets good grades????

“Okay but like, be truthful. is my ass phat, thicc or a pancake?” *to some poor random stranger*

𝐘𝐞𝐨𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐠

Baby:

Quiet and calm

Literally never cries only when he needs to

A sweet angel who likes to play with people’s hands

His smile brightens the room

Child:

Quiet little savage king

Literally never talks unless spoken to

Tomato cheeks and staring at his shoes when forced to talk

Completely different story when he gets home, could literally kill a mf

Even at his tiny age

Teenager:

Still the quiet kid

But is known for putting any bitches in their place

Meaning mostly Jung Wooyoung

Threatens Woo 24/7 but is also super depressed when his bff don’t come into school

“Hey dickhead! At least call me next time you ain’t coming, i was fucking worried.”

𝐒𝐚𝐧

Baby:

Modelled as a baby

Everyone’s whipped for his dimples

Spoilt brat tho

Needs a strict routine or can’t do anything

Child:

Gets away with literally everything

Bundle of fluff who drags his teddy everywhere

Feeds Shiber his vegetables at dinner through a hole made in his neck

Give him candy and prepare for war

Demon wrapped in gold and puppies

Teenager:

Oh god

Super popular class clown, forever violating people unprovoked

“You’re acting like i’m not better than you in every way possible”

Could be studious if he acc tried but he cba

Somehow manages to get decent marks with no studying

Always throwing shit at people

𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐢

Baby:

He’s so fucking cute but he’s so fucking skinny and long

Nicknamed giraffe

Probably licked food off the floor

Or tried to eat a charger (me)

Child:

Has an accident slip every day

”Mingi fell over and cut his knee, cold compress applied” (also me)

All the boys in his year jumped on him for no fucking reason (…yeah me too)

So bloody snotty, always carries around tissues

Teenager:

Awkward giant

Would be pretty good at sports if he didn’t fall on his face in every game

Has bruises all over him from falling so much

Loud af and always gets detentions for laughing too loud at jokes

Eating snacks at the back of the classroom 25/9

𝐖𝐨𝐨𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠

Baby:

Super cute and he knows it

So fucking whiny

Literally needs to be spoiled

It takes three bottles, 183 changes in sleeping position and a sacrifice to satan to get him to sleep

Child:

Super sassy and always making the grown ups laugh

Gets into fights with older kids because of his mouth

Everyone either loves him or hates him

“Respect the drip Karen” *to his teacher*

Teenager:

Lowkey needs to be slapped

Flirts with everyone

Literally everyone thinks him and his bestie are in a relationship but they’re not

“It’s totally normal to sit on his lap, why does it mean we’re dating?”

Doesn’t learn shit and is always getting detentions

𝐉𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐡𝐨

Baby:

Tries to fight everyone

Bit a kid and made them bleed

Is really cute when he’s not a complete demon

Growls and headbutts to show affection (my brother deadass)

Child:

Super strong for no bloody reason

Sporty kid who gets all the girls cause he can run the fastest

constantly trying to show his strength off

“I bet i can pick you up! Watch, i’m gonna pick you up!”

So talented in sports it’s fucking annoying

Teenager:

Underrated class clown

But also loses his shit when someone cuts his favourite teachers off.

He literally never listens in lessons but will shut anyone down in maths cause he likes the teacher

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yungisstar1117-writes · 3 years

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ATEEZ As Kids

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I’d like to make it clear this is fiction. This is not a realistic/fact-based representation of the guys it’s just my opinion.

Genre: Fluff

Warnings: None!

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Seonghwa:

Baby:

Drama queen

But is that weird ass toddler who likes tidying up

Very protective over everyone

Lowkey depressed from 2yrs old

Child:

Golden child

Helped the teacher tidy up

Ate all the leftover snacks as he tidies

Advises others on how to keep their rooms tidy

“Put the teddies at the top and the cars at the bottom so the teddies don’t get dirty!”

Teenager:

Fuckboy face

Fuckboy body

Cutest ray of sunshine

Because he was more reserved as a kid, takes his time to enjoy the simple things

Literally blows bubbles while his friends are talking about going to clubs

But also fusses and babies them all the time

Hongjoong:

Baby:

Model child

Likes to watch yt, especially mvs

Just sits there and babbles and laughs at the tv as the music plays

Could literally leave him next to a knife and he wouldn’t do nothing

Again, golden child

Child:

Always looking out for his friends, siblings and even his parents

”Excuse me sir? You can’t look at my mommy, or my daddy will kill you.”

The most helpful child ever

But can be real fuckin annoying when he’s singing at 3am.

Teenager:

Worked 3 jobs as soon as he could to buy sound equipment

Locks himself away all day making beats

Only stops for coffee and instant noodles which he eats raw because “genius takes time that he doesn’t have at this moment”

Does no studying but somehow gets the top marks

Yunho:

Baby:

Cheeks, cheeks, cheeks!

Did i mention cheeks?

Laughing all the time

Loves when people touch his cheeks/squeeze them

Literal ray of sunshine

Child:

ALWAYS happy for NO REASON

Would take a bullet to wipe the bright smile off his face

Everyone A D O R E S him

Gets away with literally every. fucking. thing.

Lowkey deserves the world tho

Teenager:

Yes he’s an angel, yes he’s a hoe, yes they exist

The kinda guy to twerk at a school dance

Probably onto mingi or smth

Never does the work but gets good grades????

“Okay but like, be truthful. is my ass phat, thicc or a pancake?” *to some poor random stranger*

Yeosang:

Baby:

Quiet and calm

Literally never cries only when he needs to

A sweet angel who likes to play with people’s hands

His smile brightens the room

Child:

Quiet little savage king

Literally never talks unless spoken to

Tomato cheeks and staring at his shoes when forced to talk

Completely different story when he gets home, could literally kill a mf

Even at his tiny age

Teenager:

Still the quiet kid

But is known for putting any bitches in their place

Meaning mostly Jung Wooyoung

Threatens Woo 24/7 but is also super depressed when his bff don’t come into school

“Hey dickhead! At least call me next time you ain’t coming, i was fucking worried.”

San:

Baby:

Modelled as a baby

Everyone’s whipped for his dimples

Spoilt brat tho

Needs a strict routine or can’t do anything

Child:

Gets away with literally E V E R Y T H I N G

Bundle of fluff who drags his teddy everywhere

Feeds Shiber his vegetables at dinner through a hole made in his neck

Give him candy and prepare for W A R

Demon wrapped in gold and puppies

Teenager:

Oh god

Super popular class clown, forever violating people unprovoked

“You’re acting like i’m not better than you in every way possible”

Could be studious if he acc tried but he cba

Somehow manages to get decent marks with no studying

Always throwing shit at people

Mingi:

Baby:

He’s so fucking cute but he’s so fucking skinny and L O N G

Nicknamed giraffe

Probably licked food off the floor

Or tried to eat a charger (me)

Child:

Has an accident slip every day

”Mingi fell over and cut his knee, cold compress applied” (also me

)All the boys in his year jumped on him for no fucking reason (...yeah me too)

So bloody snotty, always carries around tissues

Teenager:

Awkward giant

Would be pretty good at sports if he didn’t fall on his face in every game

Has bruises all over him from falling so much

Loud af and always gets detentions for laughing too loud at jokes

Eating snacks at the back of the classroom 25/9

Wooyoung:

Baby:

Super cute and he knows it

So fucking whiny

Literally needs to be spoiled

It takes three bottles, 183 changes in sleeping position and a sacrifice to satan to get him to sleep

Child:

Super sassy and always making the grown ups laugh

Gets into fights with older kids because of his mouth

Everyone either loves him or hates him

“Respect the drip Karen” *to his teacher*

Teenager:

Lowkey needs to be slapped

Flirts with everyone

Literally everyone thinks him and his BFF are in a relationship but they’re N O T

“It’s totally normal to sit on his lap, why does it mean we’re dating?”

Doesn’t learn shit and is always getting detentions

Jongho:

Baby:

Tries to fight everyone

Bit a kid and made them bleed

Is really cute when he’s not a complete demon

Growls and headbutts to show affection (my brother deadass)

Child:

Super strong for no bloody reason

Sporty kid who gets all the girls cause he can run the fastest

CONSTANTLY trying to show his strength off

“I bet i can pick you up! Watch, i’m gonna pick you up!”

So talented in sports it’s fucking annoying

Teenager:

Underrated class clown

But also loses his shit when someone cuts his favourite teachers off

“Let Miss finish! What were you saying Miss?”

Like, he literally never listens in lessons but will shut anyone down in maths cause he likes the teacher

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heyo! I was wondering if I could request an easy company ship? you can put me in the company if you want :)

I'm a trans guy (he/him), 5'8", I have reddish brown hair, hazel eyes, and I'm relatively athletic body wise but I have a lil tummy. I have a bigger nose due to my Italian, Jewish, and Romani decent, dimples, a phat ass (fhfhfhddjdj), and my hair is a mess of curls.

personality wise I'm the funny friend who's just kind of over everyone's bs. very snarky and quick with a joke if someone's being stupid. I'd say I'm pretty social on a surface level, but I'm only close with a few people who have earned my trust. I yell when I get mad, cry when I'm upset, and am nothing but laughs and smiles when I'm happy. my mood can change very fast because of how in tune with my emotions I am, so I'm prone to snapping on people, but I usually apologize right after and try to make things right.

my hobbies are reading, playing/listening to music, looking at hot men, and sleeping. I can play six instruments, I've always read at a high level, and I'm gayer than a box of fruit loops. speaking of food, I love cooking and eating too, hence my tummy. mac and cheese is an all time favorite and I love to bake cookies and brownies in my free time. big clothes are my favorite thing EVER and I will constantly steal clothes from people who are bigger than me. you will 100% catch me wearing a shirt that is two sizes too big in any given day.

alrighty I think that pretty much sums me up! no rush to get this done or anything <3

I ship you with...

Frank Perconte

Notes: “Oh my god, okay it's happening everybody stay calm.” OMG, I finally got to write a ship request for a boy! Literally, where have you been? It’s kinda weird that I don’t see gay men on BoB fandom, since the show is just gay men playing with guns. Ngl, you gave me a hard time, your personality is too unique for those basic ass Easy Company boys, but I think I got it…

P.S: I was between him and Christenson, since you two are very creative people. (He is so hot... jeez)

Okay, listen to me… this was an amusement to write and I finally got someone that I ship with my short king Perconte.

The only non basic man on that Company is Frank mf Perconte, I mean my man has his wrist with 20 wristwatches, brushes his teeth every five minutes and gets mad if he has blood on his trousers

He would have an instant crush on you from first sight

Was the moment he spotted your fat ass, jk

Can you just see the height different

He’s literally asking you with his eyes for you to please pick him up

But he does try his best to act cool and flirt with you and everything

Okay, George Luz is definitely one of your best friends, and I think you would throw snarky jokes at Bill.

Talbert tried to get into your pants too… just sayin

Once you’re dating he’s just all over you

You’re like his prince

I’m not sure if you can steal clothes from him because… well, you know why but he sure gives you all of them with no problem

He gets a little pissed with you eating mac and cheese

“NO! That’s not pasta, that’s American freaking noodles. I’m going to make you real pasta and you’ll see what’s good.”

Yup, he cooks for you

But if you join is even more fun, for some reason I think you two would even be a little competitive in the kitchen

✨Italian Supremacy✨

He loves to snuggle with and read until you fall asleep

Normally he is more down for books with smut but he reads whatever you like

If you snap and unload your anger or frustration on him, he makes that puppy-like expression and asks you: “Hey, what happened?”

He prefers to spend time with you when you’re down but if you need time alone he lets you rest but we will be checking on you every five minutes

“H-honey, are you better? Can I come in now? I-i made you brownies…”

Oh my god, when he found out you played six instruments!!

“You’re shitting me? Really? No way… I’m going to find them all and you’re going to play for me. I don’t care.”

So, one of your hobbies is looking at hot men (I can relate but with girls too, can I do that a job?) so Frank would definitely love when you hype him out or when you compliment him

He instantly melts, It’s the cutest thing.

YEAH, he plays with your curls when he’s bored or when he can’t sleep

Sometimes when you’re speaking or smiling he can’t focus on what you’re saying because of your dimples, he just finds them so pretty.

Not many people know but Frank Perconte was very sentimental and a man of very few words.

So, he is social but sometimes he can get very quiet during a conversation and that’s when when you enter, he feels more free to be himself.

He comes to you for advice, he does it even before you started dating, and not just because they are good but also because your opinion is really important to him

I hope you like your ship request, my man Perconte is really underrated please give him some love <3

#band of brothers #easy company #frank perconte

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