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undf-stuff · 5 days

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AM I NOT WORTH IT ? - Miguel O'Hara

0. Who are you ? Part 2

For a time, you collaborated with Miguel, and despite your lack of powers, you made yourself invaluable to the Spider Society. Although you weren't a Spider-Woman, over the years spent stitching up your brother's wounds and listening attentively to his tales of adventure and experience, you gradually acquired a deep understanding of the Spider-Man universe. You were as helpful as possible in his adventures as his "Girl in the Chair". After his disappearance, when your world collapsed, you had no one to turn to but him.

Mentions of : nightmare, panic attack, lost (tell me if I miss something important ヽ(･ω･｡ヽ) )

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Part 0.1

Darkness surrounded you and you couldn't make out your surroundings, you walked endlessly, not knowing where you were going, feeling as if you were standing still.

It doesn't feel right, there is something wrong. Something is missing. Someone? Miles? Miles! Where is he!?

“Miles ? MILES ?! WHERE ARE YOU ?” You shouted in this place. All you got was an echo.

As you continued on your way, it was then that you saw his back, far away from you. You tried to call out to him, but you couldn't speak.

“You...left...me.”

No, no what do you mean I didn’t let you.

“It’s...your...fault.”

Is it? I tried to save you. I… I was there. I ran to you.

“You...killed...me” he said facing you.

But it wasn’t your brother as you knew him. He had been eaten away by the acid, holes were visible and some even went through the skin, his leg was twisted at a strange angle, and he was limping as he walked towards you. With each of his accusations, the ground shook, making you lose a little more balance.

You tried to scream, but nothing came out of your mouth. You tried again, screaming as hard as you could, but no sound came out. You held your throat tightly as you felt your vocal chords vibrate, but you couldn't make a sound.

No, no, no, this can't be real, this isn't happening. I've never left you! You're wrong!

"YOU LEFT ME" "He said, rushing toward you with arms twisted by rot."

You found yourself gasping for air ,as you open your eyes, desperately trying to regain control as panic tightened its grip. The once steady rhythm of a beeping sound became erratic and accelerated, causing convulsions throughout your body and intensifying your sense of panic.

Feeling the urge to get up and leave whatever had triggered your euphoric state, you felt several hands quickly mobilize to restrain you. In a burst of energy, you tried to stand up, letting out a stream of incomprehensible words, only to be met by another individual redoubling his efforts to restrain you. In the midst of the chaos, a sharp sensation pierced you, as if you were sinking into unconsciousness.

"Miles…" you whispered faintly before slipping under once again.

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Waking up once again, you heard voices talking close to you, but were unable to perceive any discussion. Trying to rub your eye, you felt ties on your arms and legs, which frightened you and you quickly started to panic again. The incessant noise of the cardiogram interrupted the discussion of the two people who ran to you to calm you down.

A man in a bathrobe moved to your right, but held back, not wanting to panic you any further, while a woman you recognized as the one who had calmed you down the night of the accident, moved to your left touching your arm. You flinched at her touch, afraid of what might happen, but her gentle voice calmed you.

"Take it easy, honey, it'll be all right. Can you tell me your name?

…

I'm Jessica, and he's Peter" the man on your left raised his hand to greet you from a distance with a smile at the mention of his name.

"Hum….Y/N, can you…can you… uncuff me?

Yes of course I'll take care of it!" said Peter hurriyng to untie your arms and legs as Jessica left the room.

"Keep an eye on her, I'll get a doctor.

Don't worry, I'll take care of her like my Mayday".

You watched Peter for a moment and noticed the baby carrier behind him, it must be Mayday's , looking around the room you saw a tablet on your bedside table similar to the one you used at home and tried to come up with a plan to get out of here.

There's no way I'm staying here, I've got to find Miles no matter what.

You turned to Peter and asked for a glass of water, which he gladly accepted.

"I'll do better than that, would you like a SpideyBurger? You must be starving it's our specialty!

Yes, why not!" you replied, smiling and hiding your true intention.

"The cafeteria's a bit far from here, but I'll be as quick as I can", he said, as he sped off, glad to be able to help you.

You waited 10 seconds after he'd left before getting up and taking the tablet to familiarize yourself with it. All you had to do was perform a few manipulations and you'd find yourself in the servers of a so-called "SpideySociety".

Looks like Miles' skepticism about the legality of hacker training is about to be proven wrong. Funny how he wasn't opposed to using those skills to snag the latest trendy pair by hacking the site. Miles, wherever you are, I hope you're safe and sound.

Wandering around the tablet, you found the maps of the area and located yourself on this 3D map, finding the way out, without wasting any more time getting out of the place.

You left the room relieved not to be wearing a hospital gown, but the same clothes you'd had on when leaving home. The corridors looked the same, and didn't end so much in length as in height.

What kind of person could walk down such corridors upside down? Could it be Spi-

Suddenly, you heard voices coming from behind you, and cutting your thoughts short, you began to run, still examining your position on the 3D map. Bumping into someone with a cart full of medical supplies, the voices heard your excuses and, realizing your presence, ran after you, not recognizing you as one of their own. with your attire.

"Hey you stop here !"

You arrived in a hall even more crowded than these hospital corridors and ran even faster, desperately seeking a way out of this strange building. Corridors perched several meters above the ground towered over you, and only now did you notice that you weren't on the ground, but on one of these high corridors. You couldn't contemplate the surroundings any longer as the same voices from earlier drew even closer, attracting the attention of the people around you.

Tapping again on the tablet, you were able to change the space around you, and the corridor began to rise even higher, catching whoever was on top of it off guard and sending them flying several metres, while others clung as best they could to their supports and advanced towards you, wary of your next move to stop you assuming you were an enemy.

Gee, I hope they're okay…but I really need to find Miles.

You fumbled with the tablet again, and obstacles came between you and the people in front of you, giving you an advantage to get away as quickly as possible. You ran without stopping, wanting only to find your brother, when a red thread caught you and drew you into yet another corridor hidden in the shadows. You wanted to scream, but a hand was placed over your mouth, preventing you from making a sound to attract more people. You heard several footsteps and air currents passing in the corridor where you were before silence fell.

The man who had grabbed you removed his hand, but neither of you spoke, taking benefit from the silence all you could do was stare at him: he was masked, like most of the other people chasing you, but you hadn't taken the time to observe them, in the panic of this new place and the anxiety of finding your brother. His mask was blue with red details forming the expressions on his face, and you could tell he was angry or worried by the frown on his face. You also noticed that he was tall, very tall, much taller than anyone you'd ever met and much more muscular? But you realized something else too. Those details on that mask, those people from earlier on the ceiling, his costume similar to your brother's.

Could it be a Spiderman? …but how could it be? Would there be others? Where am I?

Lost in your thoughts, you dropped the tablet from your hands, which surprised both of you. He picked it up, and before you could ask any questions, he gently took your arm and asked you to follow him. You were a little reluctant, but being alone in an unfamiliar place, you needed answers to your questions to better save your brother, who must be out there somewhere. You walked for a short while before he stopped and grabbed you by the waist. You didn't have time to protest as he jumped without much effort to a high corridor you'd never have noticed or reached without him.

Arriving at a door, he typed in a code before letting you in and closing it behind him. You could admire the large room and see several pieces of information about several people you didn't recognize at first like The Rhino, The Pwroler, Kingpin, Dr Octavius and many more but so different from your memories, only one of them stand out of the pack : the Scorpion.

Wanting to ask for more information, you turned towards the mysterious man but didn't see him. You spun around, thinking you'd missed him, but then you heard a noise coming from higher up… Raising your head, you saw a platform lowered to your level, with this mysterious man on it in front of a computer, typing away without understanding what he was doing.

"Who are you and what am I doing here? Where's Miles? I've got to find him! Do you have any information about the Scorpions? How did he escape? How did I get here? How did YOU get there that night? Who the hell are you? And where's my brother?" you asked as you approached him, desperate to find your brother without knowing what had happened to him.

The man, whose back was previously to you, interrupts your questions by turning towards you. Leaning back against his desk, arms crossed, you realize his mask was absent, revealing the face of this previously unknown individual. He was undeniably handsome, his caramel complexion matched his midnight-blue suit perfectly, his unruly hair seemed irresistibly soft, but it was his eyes that captivated you most: a striking, gorgeous blood-red, you'd never seen anything like it before, but in the peculiarity of his eyes, you detected a weariness in his gaze, despite the determination that lurked there.

"My name is Miguel O'Hara. You've entered my dimension, and I regret to inform you, there's no path back to your world." He says in a serious tone, but with the most beautiful voice you could have imagined for his face.

It took you a moment to realize the seriousness of his words.

What does he mean by "my dimension"?

"What the...?"

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Part 0.3

Yayy part 0.2

Okk so first I would like to apologize cuz I feel like I took way to much time to write this anyways I'll start right away the next chapter

Let me know what you all think about it and I'll see you soon

Your faithfully

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age-of-moonknight · 4 months

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Do you know comics where moon knight team up with strange? Or deadpool?

Or where he interact with magic marvel characters?

Oh, for sure! Moon Knight has teamed up with Doctor Strange a couple times, as well as with Doctor Voodoo and Clea. There's also the Damnation event which involved a whole slew of magic users and magic-adjacent characters, including Doctor Strange, Doctor Voodoo, and Wong. The event itself, however, is,,,,unfortunately (fair warning, the following is largely just my opinion) not the greatest in its portrayal of MK. It tends to use Mr. Knight as the comedic relief and the "comedy" boils down to "ohohoheehee I'm so unstable and can someone please recommend me a psychiatrist," which can be...abrasive if you're feeling charitable and I've seen others who were feeling decidedly less charitable describe it as a little offensive. Which is a shame, because at least in my eyes, the event has a great line up and could have been even better. I'll throw in the citations though for anyone who wants to check it out and form their own opinions.

MK's relationship with Deadpool is uuuuh unfortunately a bit more rocky. Moon Knight's goals rarely line up with Deadpool's in the 616 Universe, so MK doesn't "team up" with Wade so much as, as I said in this post (and I quote myself not to self-aggrandize, but because, well, I'm not particularly creative in my metaphors), use Wade like one of "those stress-relief squeeze toys." Moon Knight was greatly intrigued when he discovered Wade can't die and consequently uses that to his advantage. Outside of the 616 continuity, Mr. Knight is much more sympathetic to Wade in Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe Again, but gosh, I never feel great recommending that series without some degree of forewarning. While I genuinely enjoyed some moments, as you can probably guess from the title,,,,it has such a terribly sad ending that still kind of haunts me tbh. But I'll include that just in case you're curious! All of the associated citations are beneath the cut as this was starting to get a bit long (whoops mea culpa)

Doctor Strange

Moon Knight (Vol. 1/1980), #36: A classic two hero team-up

Marc Spector: Moon Knight (vol. 1/1989), #44 and #46: Strange was pivotal in I guess what could be considered exorcising a demon out of Moon Knight

“The Empty Tomb,” Moon Knight: Black, White & Blood (Vol. 1/2022), #2: I'm not entirely sure if this is 616-compliant (and I kind of hope it isn't personally), but this is another case of Marc approaching Stephen for medical/mystical advice The following are instances I found of MK and Strange being on a larger team together but their interactions are comparatively minimal

Marvel Knights (Vol. 1/2000), #8

Original Sin (Vol. 1/2014), #4

Punisher (Vol. 13/2022), #9-12

(Special Note) The Avengers (Vol. 8/2018), #33: the infamous time Marc punched out Strange and stole the Eye of Agamotto, which Marc mentions he wishes he could properly apologize for in Death of Doctor Strange: Spider-Man (Vol. 1/2022), #1 and is pointedly brought up by Wong in Moon Knight (Vol. 9/2021), #9 (the Damnation event is also alluded to in that latter issue) Deadpool

Vengeance of the Moon Knight (Vol. 1/2009), #7-8: Their only major interaction, as far as I'm aware, but it's not a team-up unfortunately (mainly they just beat each other up)

Deadpool (Vol. 4/2008), #28-9: Some collaborative work together, but the most interaction they have is when Moon Knight needs very little prompting to snap Deadpool's neck (unfortunate all around)

Deadpool (vol. 4/2008), #49.1: the previous incident gets a one-page musical reprise (this is Deadpool we're talking about, so you know I'm not kidding hahaha)

Deadpool: Assassin (Vol. 1/2018), #4: They do manage to have a comparatively amicable one-panel interaction here though...

“So White. Yet, So Dark,” Moon Knight: Black, White & Blood (Vol. 1/2022), #1: ...but not amicable enough that Marc will lend Wade the Mr. Knight suit the next time they see each other

Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe Again (Vol. 1/2017) #1-3

Doctor Voodoo

Moon Knight (Vol. 1/1980), #21: Classic team-up

Marc Spector: Moon Knight (vol. 1/1989), #6-7: Classic team-up

Black Panther (Vol. 3/1998), #20-22: Collaborated on a team together

Clea

Strange (Vol. 3/2022), #5: An absolute delight of a classic team-up

Doctor Strange (Vol. 6/2023), #2: Mr. Knight calls her and Stephen in on a case

Bonus: according to Strange (Vol. 3/2022), #9, after working together, Clea thinks Moon Knight is a "dear," much to Stephen's consternation.

Moon Knight did work with the Strange Academy kids in Strange Academy: Moon Knight (Vol. 1/2023), #1, but that ends on a bit of a cliffhanger (for MK at least) that never did quite get resolved, unless I missed something entirely.

The issues Moon Knight appears in for the Damnation event are as follows, in chronological order:

Doctor Strange: Damnation (Vol. 1/2018), #1-2

Ben Reilly: Scarlet Spider (Vol. 1/2017), #15

Doctor Strange (Vol. 4/2015), #387

Doctor Strange: Damnation (Vol. 1/2018), #3

Ben Reilly: Scarlet Spider (Vol. 1/2017), #16-17

Doctor Strange: Damnation (Vol. 1/2018), #4

And with that, I'll leave you with something that could have been and something I will never miss a chance to bring up: Greg Smallwood's Midnight Sons (I WEEP for roads not taken, let me tell you)

I hope there's something in here that is of interest to you! Happy reading!

#Knight Mail #Moon Knight comics #Moon Knight #Marc Spector #Mr. Knight #Doctor Strange #Stephen Strange #Doctor Voodoo #Jericho Drumm #Clea #Clea Strange #Thanks for helping me ring in the new year with Moon Knight!#(And may this year be even better for all of you than the one before it)#And as always please let me know if anything's unclear (sorry if this ended up being...too much tangential info alskdf)#or if there are any other references or images you would like for me to grab as I would be happy to assist! :D #particularly since the magic user side of Marvel is not one I have dabbled in as much #this post had me second guessing myself like: I know he's on that one Midnight Sons-esque team for the Damnation event #but does Iron Fist count as a magic user???#Does Valkyrie? Ghost Rider?? The Shroud???? hahaha I was starting to completely lose the thread #So yeah please just let me know if there are any other specific characters you would like for me to look for :D This was a lot of fun!#I always love thinking about Moon Knight as a more magic-adjacent character as much as he's a street-level hero (and sometimes Avenger)#he has the RANGE

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a-crappy-art1st · 1 year

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Let's talk about which Pre Disney Marvel TV shows are officially MCU cannon.

Agent Carter: This ones the easiest it was literally confirmed as Cannon

Daredevil: This is confirmed Cannon by Spider-man No Way Home, Hawkeye, and She-Hulk

Defenders, Iron Fist, Luke Cage, Jessica Jones, and Punisher: all cross over with Daredevil in some way shape or form

Agents of Shield: has tie in's with Avengers, Winter Soldier and Infinity War, maybe they all got lucky and none of them got snapped away during Infinity War, or maybe they all did, but they are directly influenced by at least 3 MCU movies, and they connect to Daredevil because it is confirmed that the Absorbing Man from season 2 is confirmed to be the same Carl Creel mentioned in Daredevil.

Cloak And Dagger: Directly acknowledges the events of Luke Cage, and The company Roxxon appears, which also appears in Iron man 1'2'3 and Daredevil.

Marvel's Runaways: Directly connects to Cloak and Dagger via their crossover, and Sister Grimm uses the same type of magic as Kaecilius from Doctor Strange

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doctorstrangeaskblog · 2 years

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Things in Doctor Strange you probably haven't noticed- Part 2

Between Doctor Strange 1 and Doctor Strange 2, Mordo from Stephen's reality probably tried to attack and kill him at least once. Strange mentions in Doctor Strange 2 Mordo got mad and tried to kill him, so that must have happened between those two movies, offscreen.

Wong seems to be better than Stephen when it comes to martial arts, including combat with weapons.

Stephen's precision is very very good, despite his shaking hands, he easily summoned an axe and cut Gorath/Gargantos' tentacle from a formidable distance.

Strange must use his hands to conjure his spells- he has to free his hands when Gargantos/Gorath grabs him to do so.

Spells seem to have different levels. In Doctor Strange 1, Strange can summon the Mirrored Dimension but can't control it, in Infinity War, he can push and move the Mirrored Dimension to use it as a shield against Thanos and literally throw it at people, imprisoning the target- and he can use it as a mirror too, to deflect attacks. In Spider-Man No Way Home, he can summon and control the Mirrored Dimension WITHOUT USING DARK MAGIC (Kaecilius needed the link with Dormammu to control the Mirrored Dimension), meaning he probably surpassed Kaecilius (which defeated all the 3 Sanctums in Doctor Strange 01). In Doctor Strange 2, Strange can not only trap people inside the Mirrored Dimension but he can also make it harm their target with spikes, reflect their attacks and turn the surroundings into a maze- Wanda got very injured by the mirror shards/spikes of the dimension, but she regenerated. Also in that movie, Stephen could use fragments of the Mirrored Dimension to cut and use it to alter reality, like he does with the bus- that however, is temporary and it only works when he's focusing and using the Mirrored Dimension while NOT BEING INSIDE IT, unlike Wanda who can permanently change reality.

If Christine Palmer used a candle to lit and use the Brazier of Bom'Galiath (the little bazooka cauldron lol), it means a sorcerer probably needs to conjure just some sparkle to fire it- and its shot/flames aren't normal flames- they possibly have mystic properties since Christine destroyed cursed souls with it.

#doctor strange #doctor strange 2 #stephen strange #marvel #doctor strange mom #doctor strange multiverse of madness #meta

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averagewriter-inthedark · 2 years

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It All Ends In Fire & Chaos🔥💔 | A Marvel Fanfic

A being capable of spontaneous creation, and the spark that gave life to the universe. Together, they have the power to rule or annihilate the cosmos.

Follows Phase 3-4 of the MCU

Link to my Marvel Masterlist

Characters & Pairings: Dr. Evelyn Alice Stark (OC)/The Eagle/Host of the Phoenix Force, Wanda Maximoff/The Scarlet Witch (platonic), Doctor Stephen Strange (implied romance), Bucky Barnes/The Winter Soldier (implied romance), Tony Stark (platonic/nephew), Howard Stark (Platonic/brother), Steve Rogers (platonic/best friend)—a lot of the marvel characters will be involved in this series since it take place during phase 3 & 4.

Content Warnings: angst, Mentions of death, eventual death, grief, violence, profanity. Canon divergence. Contains spoilers for WandaVision, No Way Home, and may reference DS:MOM & X-Men: Dark Phoenix. | Female OC (She/her)

Premise: Life was never easy for Evelyn Stark, sister of the world renowned weapons manufacturer Howard Stark and former protégé of Dr. Abraham Erskine. After disappearing following the end of the war, Evelyn’s life was turned 180 when she awoke in the 21st century, 60 years following capture by Hydra and the Ten Rings. Adjusting to a new reality, Evelyn faces trials and conflicts as a founding member of the Avengers—but it’s the fight against Thanos where not just her life is altered, but Evelyn herself by a unknown force taking claim to her in exchange for saving her life on Titan. Tragedy leads to grief, and grief can lead to vengence with newfound powers. Throw in another soul lost in sorrow with the abilities to bring creation and destruction and the world as they know, it will end in fire and chaos.

Link to Pinterest Board

Dark Phoenix theme by Hanz Zimmer from X-Men: Dark Phoenix

Rise of the Phoenix by John Powell from X-Men: The Last Stand

Note: Hi, I have been wanting to write this story idea for so long and I was waiting for Doctor Strange 2 to come out so I can see how Wanda was with the Darkhold corrupting her and I’m so happy with how they portrayed her. She reeked power and I was here for it. Although, I am sad they didn’t bring Sophie Turners Jean Grey/Phoenix in because that would have been one hell of a fight. So I’m gonna corporate the Phoenix/Dark Phoenix in this story because the Phoenix is one of my favorite characters in the comics and X-Men movies & just the idea of Wanda and the host coming together/fighting is very intriguing to me. I’m gonna try not to make this so so long because I’m still working on my Spider-Man prequel series but I’m feeling a lot of inspiration for this. Be sure to comment and let me know if you want to be part of the tag list.

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Chapter List (In Progress📝):

Infinity War I

Infinity War II

Endgame I

Endgame II

Endgame III

Endgame IV

Endgame V

TFATWS I

TFATWS II

No Way Home I

No Way Home II

The Scarlet Witch

The Dark Phoenix

Fire I

Fire II

Chaos I

Chaos II

Fire & Chaos I

Fire and Chaos II

It all Ends

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Tag list: @todaywasafairytale07, @ohholyaphrodite, @esposadomd, @psychomanias, @mochuchi, @avengersassemblee

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wonderfulworldofmichaelford · 1 year

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Psycho Analysis: The 50 Greatest Comic Book Superhero Movie Villains

I think it’s pretty obvious I love villains, considering I have this whole series dedicated to talking about them. And anyone who has followed me for long enough should know that I love superhero movies. So, naturally, I love comic book superhero movie villains. They’re fun, they’re over the top, they’re colorful… They’re the best kinds of villains, especially when a great actor gets pulled in to play them. So why not bring Psycho Analysis back in time for the holidays with a big villain list special?

Here’s the thing: For a long time, comic book movie villains were pretty shitty. You had fun, campy ones every now and then, but most of them were really boring or just plain sucked. You had generic doomsday villains all over the place, or villains who were disrespectful of their comic origins (looking at you, Galactus). Or that’s what I thought going into this, anyway. Turns out there are a lot more villains I would say are genuinely great than ones who I’d call shitty. It’s just the shitty ones are so shitty you think they’re the rule rather than the exception. But that’s another list; right now, we’re celebrating the villains we love to hate.

The rules of this list are simple: So long as the villain has appeared in either a standalone comic book superhero movie, a superhero movie series, or is part of a superhero cinematic universe, they are fair game for this list. I bent the rules a tiny bit in a couple of places, but this is the one consistent rule. This means no Teen Titans Go! To the Movies Slade or Shredder, because despite being based on properties that started as comics, they’re based more on the cartoon version of the characters.

Here are the honorable mentions, the villains who didn’t make the cut for one reason or another (but who I think deserve a shout out regardless): Scarlet Witch (Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness), Gorr (Thor: Love & Thunder), Jigsaw (Punisher: War Zone), Hela (Thor: Ragnarok), Carnage (Venom: Let There Be Carnage), Ebony Maw (Avengers: Infinity War), Steppenwolf (Zack Snyder’s Justice League), The Motherfucker (Kick-Ass 2), and Black Mask (Birds of Prey). Special shout outs to Mr. Mind (Shazam!) and Darkseid (Zack Snyder’s Justice League), who would definitely be on this list if they actually had a chance to do more than look cool and foreshadow future movies (ones that will never happen in the latter’s case). And an apology to Cottonmouth of Luke Cage, a show I have sadly not had a chance to watch; if fan reaction to the character is anything to go by, he’d have ended up on this list. Oh, and if I included comic book movies outside superhero ones, I’d probably have thrown Gideon Gordon Graves (Scott Pilgrim) and maybe, possibly Xerxes (300) on the list as well.

Now, on to the list! Oh, and be aware: There are SPOILERS liberally sprinkled throughout the little blurbs I wrote for each villain.

50. Poison Ivy

Batman & Robin

Even in a film as campy as Batman & Robin, Poison Ivy is outstandingly campy. Uma Thurman knew exactly what she was doing, making everyone’s favorite sapphic, slutty supervillain the icon she deserves to be, even with some truly stupid haircuts. If only Harley was in the movie.. it boggles the mind.

49. Taserface

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Taserface is one of the funniest minor villains ever. I mean, look at him. This man is absurd, and calls himself “Taserface!” But he’s also scarily effective, pulling off a brutal mutiny and killing most of Yondu’s crew. The man gets no respect up until his death, but he never stops being entertaining.

48. Riddler

Batman Forever

Jim Carrey in his prime as one of the most over-the-top and cartoonish villains in Batman’s rogues gallery? Yes please! This is one of the single campiest performances in either of Schumacher’s Batman films—and that’s saying a lot. He can grate on the nerves a little bit, but Carrey is just having way too much fun. Really didn’t need to see his bulge, though.

47. Sandman

Spider-Man 3

Thomas Haden Church gets big points for being the spitting image of Flint Marko, but he also deserves some credit for delivering a genuinely nuanced and emotional performance in the hot mess of a film he’s in. The scene where he is created is still to this day one of the most powerful moments in any comic book movie ever, a fantastic display of visual storytelling and impressive effects work congealing into a shining moment in a film that doesn’t have many.

46. Obadiah Stane

Iron Man

Stane is a weird one. On the one hand, he’s a precursor to every bad villain in superhero movies to come, as he ends up as a Big Gray CGI Monstrosity with the same powers as the hero. On the other hand, Jeff Bridges is just so delightfully hammy and he is the first of his kind in the modern age, so I think it’s fair to cut him a bit of slack.

45. Red Skull

Captain America: The First Avenger

Hugo Weaving may have initially had little respect for the role, but there’s no denying he put good work into it. Red Skull is sinister, hammy, and deliciously evil, perfect for the pulpy adventure tale of Cap’s debut. I mean, the man backstabs the Third Reich because he considers himself eviler than them, what more could you ask for?

44. Milo

Morbius

Look, you knew at least one “so bad it’s good” villain was gonna be here, and I’ve gotta hand it to Milo; he really makes the most of Morbius’s meticulous mediocrity. Matt Smith I’d clearly having the time of his life, giving a dramatic performance better than this movie deserved and a hammy supervillain performance that this movie desperately needed. And let’s not forget the man has the sickest dance moves this dude of Bully Maguire.

43. Bane

The Dark Knight Rises

The Dark Knight Rises may not be the greatest finale ever, but it did what so many Batman adaptations fail to do: It acknowledged Bane is a cunning mastermind behind the muscles. Throw in an awesome performance from Tom Hardy and a mind-boggling amount of meme-worthy lines and you have yourself a fantastic villain. His truly embarrassing final fate and the fact he was pretty blatantly whitewashed are the only thinga keeping him so low on the list.

42. Violator

Spawn

Spawn may not be the best superhero movie ever, but if there’s one shining spot in it (besides how cool the titular character is), it’s John Leguizamo’s madcap performance as the demonic Clown. Despite being steeped in grimy gross out comedy, he still manages to be fun to watch, mainly because literally everyone around him finds him as disgusting as the audience does. And even if his demon form is hit with janky PS2 CGI, he still manages to get in some badass lines and moments. Bottom line: Leguizamo did not eat actual maggot pizza to miss out on this list.

41. Bullseye

Daredevil

Colin Farrell did not miss the mark with his portrayal of Daredevil’s assassin archenemy. It’s such a fun, hammy, laughably evil performance that helps add a bit of fun to the edgy proceedings by being basically a literal cartoon character come to life. Now if he only got that fucking costume…

40. Arthur Harrow

Moon Knight

Transforming a minor, unimpressive villain from the comics into a credible threat onscreen is par for the course for superhero media, but few end up quite this impressive. Most of the credit has to go to Ethan Hawke, who really gives it his all as the sorcerous cult leader, but I think the imagined version inside Marc’s mind that’s the head doctor of the psychiatric facility is where he really shines, as it plays with our perception a bit.

39. Ultron

Avengers: Age of Ultron and What If…?

Here is a villain desperately seeking a film worthy of him. James Spader is giving such a fun, engaging performance with only a couple of hiccups, but everything around him is just so quippy and stupid that the film struggles to take him seriously. Still, he deserves a spot here at the very least for his incredibly realistic villain origin: He took one look at the internet and decided humanity needed to be destroyed. And hey, if nothing else What If…? gave him a chance to shine and be the threat he deserves to be!

38. Ulysses Klaue

Black Panther

Andy Serkis sadly gets offed halfway through Black Panther, but even with his limited screentime he has become a beloved minor antagonist. It helps he managed to have a fantastic cameo in Age of Ultron (one of the sole bright spots in that film), and that for his role as the first act’s villain in Black Panther Serkis approaches the role with such humor and grimy charm that you’ll probably feel bad when this scumbag ends up in a body bag.

37. The Thinker

The Suicide Squad

The roulette wheel of villains in The Suicide Squad eventually lands on Peter Capaldi’s maniacal mad scientist, and while he doesn’t have any major fights he manages to steal the show with just how slimy and egotistical he is. He’s just a nasty, awful bastard, and being responsible for the final villain going full kaiju rampage is worth making it on this list.

36. Lex Luthor

Superman Returns

It’s so fucking sad that despite being used in almost every Superman film ever made, the onily time his most iconic foe was ever good when he was played by real-life creep Kevin Spacey. But hey, being a villain in real life gives just the right touch of unhinged ego and cockiness Luthor needs.

35. Top Dollar

The Crow

When I made the list of the 30 best comic book superhero movies, I left off The Crow, mainly because I didn’t think of it as a superhero movie (it’s more like a friend to me if I’m being honest). Kind of a harsh snub there, so as an apology Michael Wincott’s effortlessly cool and needlessly cruel gangster overlord gets to take a place on this list. Not many people can bang their half-sibling and still come away being awesome, but somehow owning the Six-Fingered Sword from The Princess Bride and using it in a duel probably goes a long way towards making Top Dollar one of the most memorable crime bosses you’ll ever see.

34. Dr. Sivana

Shazam!

When you have a villain as silly as “Doctor who harnesses the powers of the seven deadly sins because of darkness in his heart to get revenge” you need a damn good actor to pull that off. Mark Strong is a damn good actor, and this is a taste of what we could have had if they let him play Sinestro more than once. I for one can’t wait to see him take orders from an evil caterpillar!

33. Sabretooth

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Liev Schreiber makes his first mark on this list as Wolverine’s ultraviolent archenemy, and easily the best part of Origins. He’s fun and menacing, and a lot more memorable than whatever the hell that poser in the original X-Men was. The greatest crime of the franchise (besides piss-poor continuity and bad writing and over reliance on Wolverine) was never bringing back Sabretooth to plague good old Logan one more time.

32. Penguin

The Batman

In a movie as dark as this, we need a little bit of levity. Enter Penguin, here imagined as a cartoonish mobster that would almost be out of place if this movie didn’t clearly have a bit of West influence in it. Colin Farrell is no stranger to playing hilariously cartoonish supervillains so in his role here he excels, and it’s easy to see why he’s getting his own spin-off series.

31. Sebastian Shaw

X-Men: First Class

Long before he spent Christmas with the Guardians of the Galaxy, Kevin Bacon terrorized the X-Men in one of their best outings. While he’s not winning any points for comic accuracy, he definitely wins points for being responsible for Magneto’s start of darkness, being the one who killed his mother (and thus a Nazi). He’s a slimy supremacist bastard, and it’s oh so satisfying to watch Magneto make sure there’s zero degrees of separation between his skull and a magnetized coin.

30. Ozymandias

Watchmen

As is often the case with Snyder’s Watchmen, the movie misses the point a bit here. They turned the charming, charismatic, muscular Chad that was the comic Adrian into a cold, brooding, emotionally distant soyboy. It kinda ruins the surprise that this dude is the evil mastermind. Still, with how slavishly loyal the film is, it still manages to make Veidt one of the finest and most morally complex supervillains to hit the big screen… he’s just not quite as impressive as his comic version (though really, who is?).

29. Zemo

Captain America: Civil War and The Falcon and the Winter Soldier

Zemo is the obvious evolution of the supervillain archetype Loki codified, but he is far more refined. His motives are solid and understandable, his methods are heinous enough to root against, and he makes some valid points. Then he proceeds to do what not even Thanos could: He tears the Avengers apart. He’s the rare villain who actually wins, the rarer villain who actually gets to live, and the rarest villain of all who gets to return, steal the show with awkward dance moves and praising Marvin Gaye, and—most crucially—look cool wearing a purple sock on his head.

28. Ocean Master

Aquaman

Good old Orm doesn’t make the list by being the deepest or most complex character (though he’s not lacking in depth and is pretty understandable in some of his motives), but by being just so delightfully comic booky. He’s hammy, he poses, he wears a silly helmet, and he acts as a great narrative foil for our hero. Bonus points for not only being a villain who is at least a little justified to the point he’s redeemed—by the power of love, no less!—but one who survives the movie to get more development later on.

27. Doctor Doom

The Fantastic Four

The unreleased Fantastic Four film of the 90s may have been hobbled by a budget consisting of change they found in the couch cushions, but the love and respect for the source material always managed to shine through. Nowhere is that more evident than with Doom; he’s hammy, he’s grandiose, he has a giant castle and throne room, he acts like everyone except him is a total idiot, and he won’t stop calling Reed a douchebag even when he’s about to fall to his ambiguous death. He may not put up much of a fight, but this Doom is head and shoulders above Dooms with a thousand times the budget.

26. Justin Hammer

Iron Man 2

Iron Man 2 is a sloppy film that was a grim omen of problems that would plague the MCU later down the line, but it did one thing right in giving the world the inimitable Justin Hammer. Where Tony Stark is an idealized fantasy billionaire who is actually a good person who wants to help people, Hammer is a more realistic take to serve as a contrast. He’s smug, he’s smarmy, he engages in all manner of illegal activity to undermine his betters, and most crucially he is an incredible idiot. This man is basically the MCU version of Elon Musk, but where Musk’s attempts at trying to be cool are pathetic and cringeworthy, Hammer’s attempts to ape Tony’s style just serve to make him endearing. And do you think Musk could ever have dance moves half as sick as Hammer’s? Get real.

25. The Grandmaster

Thor: Ragnarok

It’s Jeff Goldblum as space Caligula. ‘Nuff said.

24. Mr. Freeze

Batman & Robin

People have ragged on Arnold’s campy Freeze for years due to his non-stop barrage of ice puns, but much like his home movie he’s honestly not as bad as the haters would make you think. Schwarzenegger is adept at both comedy and drama, and is able to deftly balance the tragic melodrama of Freeze’s backstory and his campy cartoonishness, all while wearing one of the coolest costumes ever seen. And you know what? The ice puns aren’t that bad. Chill out.

23. Prowler

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

Uncle Aaron is an inspired take on Uncle Ben, a character who has been done to death (literally). The positive dynamic he has with his nephew is familiar, but the fact he has a criminal alter ego who is relentlessly and unknowingly hunting his beloved nephew down for Kingpin is a fresh take on a tired tale. He still dies, and his death is the catalyst for Miles to fully embrace being Spider-Man, while alive he is equal parts menacing force and tragic figure. With apologies to Miss Octavius, he’s definitely the best secondary antagonist in the film.

22. Penguin

Batman Returns

Danny DeVito’s portrayal of Penguin as a tragic, deformed monster as opposed to a classy gangster has gone on to inform basically every portrayal of the character since, to the point where sticking closer to the character’s roots is seen as weird. It’s not a surprise, though; DeVito manages to make Penguin a menacing, creepy villain as well as a pitiable figure all at once.

21. Vulture

Spider-Man: Homecoming

Michael Keaton is no stranger to comic book movies, and here he demonstrated he is just as adept at playing badass villains as he is at playing heroes. Taking one of Spider-Man’s corniest villains and giving him a high tech upgrade and sympathetic motivation was a smart move, as was keeping him noble even in the end. Of course, his best scene doesn’t even have him in his bird suit; it has him in his regular clothes, slowly piecing together the truth about Peter while the boy sits in the backseat of his car. Keaton’s acting in the car ride scene is something else entirely.

20. Loki

Marvel Cinematic Universe

I was personally not a huge fan of Loki’s turn as an out and out doomsday villain in the first Avengers movie, but it’s hard to deny his impact on the medium and how he was the first villain in the MCU to actually have nuance, which was much better showcased in the Thor films. And you’ll never hear a bad word from me about Tom Hiddleston’s performance, which is fantastic no matter what he’s in, up to being the best part of every episode of What If...? he’s in. It’s no wonder Loki got his own spin-off show with all that in mind.

19. White Dragon

Peacemaker

Peacemaker’s dad is probably the biggest piece of shit on this list, being an openly racist neo-Nazi supervillain and one of the most abusive fathers you’ll ever see. By all accounts he shouldn’t be as cool as he is, but between Robert Patrick’s fantastic performance and James Gunn being a master of writing conflicts between parents and children like this, he becomes an enjoyable hate sink you oh so badly want to see get what’s coming to him. And even better, despite being built up as a genius inventor and badass villain, he makes crucial errors in his suit’s construction that leads to his demise, showing once and for all that for all their posturing, white supremacists are just fucking morons who fold like wet paper at the slightest opposition.

18. General Zod

Superman II

Terrence Stamp took a villain who wasn’t quite iconic and managed to make him on the level of Luthor when it comes to Superman villains almost anyone could name, to the point where Stamp’s portrayal influenced the comic version going forwards. He has an air of class and menace that makes it pretty easy to want to kneel before him. Zod has become a little overexposed, being the go-to Superman bad guy when they don’t feel like using Luthor, but when the original take was this good it’s seriously hard to fault them too much.

17. Mysterio

Spider-Man: Far From Home

Mysterio isn’t just brilliant because he’s a fun, meta take on a great goofy comic villain, with him and his team essentially being Marvel movie creators gone bad, fabricating CGI spectacle to gain accolades. And he’s not just brilliant because of that fantastic illusion sequence where he puts Spidey through a dizzying nightmare trip. No, he’s brilliant because not only did he convince the world at large that he’s an incredible hero, he managed to convince some audience members that he’s just a poor, innocent worker who was taken advantage of by his former billionaire boss (which ignores so much, but especially that he’s working with someone who was complicit in dealing arms to terrorists). He’s certainly not a hero, but he’s most definitely a master of illusions.

16. Starro

The Suicide Squad

Starro serves as the final boss of The Suicide Squad, unleashing kaiju destruction on Corto Maltese. And like all great kaiju, there is an air of tragedy to the big starfish; he never wanted any of this, in its final moments choosing to lament how content it was to simply drift through space before it was kidnapped and forced to undergo perverse experiments at the hands of the American government (and particularly Thinker). Starro doesn’t even want to fight the Squad at first, implying it’s grateful to them for freeing it from torture. The Squad may not put much thought into how tragic Starro’s lot is, but the audience sure will.

15. Agatha Harkness

WandaVision

In a technical sense, Agatha didn’t do too much wrong besides gaslight Wanda in an attempt to steal her powers. Sure, she kidnaps Wanda’s kids and kills their dog, but none of those things are real; and sure, she hypnotized Ralph Bohner (heh) into thinking he was Quicksilver, but it’s no worse than Wanda’s mass brainwashing of Westview. But she just relishes so much in being a wicked witch, from her torment of Wanda to her insanely catchy villain song, that I’m inclined to take her word for it and say she’s a bad guy. She’s definitely getting some kind of redemption in her own show, but for now Kathryn Hahn camping it up like she just walked off the set of Hocus Pocus can take high marks on this list.

14. Amanda Waller

DC Cinematic Universe

I don’t think there has ever been such an impressive turnaround for a comic book villain ever. It was never a matter of Viola Davis, who gave her all from day one, but a matter of how abysmal the writing in Suicide Squad was, portraying her as an incompetent idiot who was still allowed to get away with everything in the end. Once Gunn took the reigns of the franchise, though, Waller finally got her due, sending an entire squad to their death as a distraction and basically playing 4D chess for the whole movie. She gets her comeuppance too, so it’s a lot more satisfying watching her win a few schemes when you know she can lose a few too. Being a greater-scope villain for Peacemaker just further cemented her as being the magnificent bitch the character should be; we can only hope she keeps it up in her next major appearance.

13. Kingpin

Daredevil (The movie and the Netflix series), Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

It’s honestly amazing that a villain as seemingly simple as Wilson Fisk has not only been done differently three times in ways that make him cool and engaging, but he’s also maintained a high level of quality in every appearance. Michael Clarke Duncan brought size and intimidation to his version, doing so well despite Daredevil’s weak theatrical cut he got to reprise the role in the underrated Spider-Man: The New Animated Series; Liev Schreiber voiced the memeiest version of the character to date, one who even holds the distinction of killing one Spider-Man and inadvertently creating another; and Vincent D’onofrio is so good he managed to pull the entire Netflix Daredevil show into the MCU canon with his appearance in Hawkeye. Fisk would be the easiest villain in the world to half-ass and make generic, but we’ve been blessed with fantastic actors in the role. Kingpin gets the distinction of being the one of only two villains with multiple entries in one spot.

12. Kilgrave

Jessica Jones

David Tennant is the third and final former Doctor to make the list, and he’s so good at being a bad I bent the rules ever so slightly to get him in on the list. The canonicity of Jessica Jones to the MCU is a bit unclear right now, but do we really want to live in a world where his fantastically chilling performance is Thanos’d from the timeline? A walking avatar of rape culture and a laundry list of microagressions, Kilgrave is one of the slimiest, most sadistic, most reprehensible characters ever conceived… and yet you can’t help but love to hate him.

11. Catwoman

Batman Returns

There have been plenty of Catwomans in film, with her being portrayed as a hero, an anti-hero, and even a silly Silver Age villainess. But I think Miss Kyle was done best as an antagonist in the hands of Michelle Pfeiffer, who absolutely nails the dynamic between Selina and Bruce (and their alter egos) as well as portraying the inherent tragedy of this take on the character. Throw in Pfeiffer looking damn fine in that costume and her handling the whip like a pro, and you have what might just be the purr-fect Catwoman.

10. Namor

Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

Phase 4 of the MCU was largely uneven, with villains who could have been great under better circumstances being held back by sloppy narrative choices. Big names like Gorr and Scarlet Witch were let down by weak stories, so there was a sense of dread I had going into Wakanda Forever that they’d let down one of Marvel’s oldest and most iconic anti-heroes. I had nothing to worry about in the end; Tenoch Huerta brought the character to life with all the charm, charisma, and command of the screen the Sub-Mariner deserves, and boy does he look good. The story treats him with the respect he deserves (no jokes about his ankle wings!) and while he’s certainly no Killmonger, he easily cements himself as a fantastic anti-hero who you can’t wait to see more of. And really, I can’t stress this enough: He is really fucking hot.

9. Riddler

The Batman

I’m sure I’m in the same boat as a lot of people, where I saw the Zodiac-inspired getup of the new Riddler and thought this was going to be a Nolanesque gritty reimagining of the character. But lo and behold, we got something infinitely better: A Riddler that utilizes all manner of gruesome Saw traps while also maintaining the hilarious campy quality that’s inherent to the character. He sends personalized greeting cards with clues, he hosts evil livestreams for his fans, he sings “Ave Maria” to Batman, and most importantly he has a sick sense of humor. I love Jim Carrey, but he ain’t got shit on Paul Dano when it comes to riddlin’.

8. Joker

Batman: The Movie, Batman, The Dark Knight, and Joker

Joker is a character who always manages to get a fresh take despite being absolutely done to death, and each interpretation highlights a different aspect that makes the character great. Romero’s Joker is very much the playful, criminal prankster; Nicholson is the swaggering, comically violent gangster; Ledger is the chilling, maniacal anarchist; and Phoenix is the disturbed, broken man who had one really bad day. And the one thing common across all of them is that each of them has made the Joker a consistently compelling and engaging villain. And while he hasn’t done enough yet to get in on this spot of the list entirely, Barry Keoghan deserves a shout out for portraying Joker as he truly is: A giggling, hideous, conniving freak.

7. Thanos

Avengers: Infinity War and Avengers: Endgame

Thanos was a villain nearly a decade in the making, getting teased in The Avengers before making sporadic appearances here and there. His lack of direct action in the franchise had some worried… and then he stole the show in Infinity War, kicked everyone’s ass, and emerged victorious. They managed to take a villain whose main goal in the comics is to fuck a skeleton and somehow make him work, namely by keeping his headstrong self-righteousness intact even if he isn’t trying to bone the grim reaper, with Josh Brolin delivering one of the finest performances of his career. There are other villains that are better than him, but there aren’t any villains who truly feel as grand of epic as he did, and with DC dropping Darkseid from their cinematic universe it’s doubtful there ever will be one again, at least not for a very long time.

6. Doctor Octopus

Spider-Man 2 and Spider-Man: No Way Home

Alfred Molina’s Otto Octavius is an excellent contrast to Dafoe’s Goblin. Where Gobby is hammy, hilarious, and gleefully sadistic, Octavius is grandiose in a more understated way and a lot more tragic, while still managing to be as fun as a mad scientist with robot tentacles should be. You can definitely tell Molina is bringing his stage acting skills to the table here with how he carries himself and delivers his lines, making Octavius stand out among the more traditionally campy villains in Raimi’s other films. He got to return for an encore in No Way Home and gets the awesome fight scene and redemption arc he deserved, fully rounding him out and giving the diabolical doctor a happy ending all while proving that he makes movies better just by being in them.

5. Xu Wenwu

Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

Shang-Chi would be a nearly perfect movie if not for one thing: It kills off one of the single greatest and most complex villains in the MCU for a CGI dragon battle. They managed to take two of the most infamous “Yellow Peril” characters in pop culture (Fu Manchu and the Mandarin) and gave him depth and complexity, his complicated relationship with his children driving the plot more than anything else. It’s a testament to how good the writing and how good Tony Leung’s performance is that he’s this high, because despite his death the impact on his children doesn’t disappear just because it’s time for CGI monsters. This more than makes up for how lame Guy Pearce Mandarin was, that’s for sure.

4. Ego

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Familial conflict is the cornerstone of many great villains, and Ego has that in spades. At first it seems like Marvel’s living planet has undergone adaptational kindness, with him genuinely coming across as a fun father figure to Peter, but that just makes the big twist hit even harder. Ego becomes even nastier retroactively, as on top of what he did to Peter’s mother and scores of his own children, the holiday special reveals Mantis is his child and he only kept her alive as a slave for her powers. He’s genuinely one of the nastiest, most twisted villains the MCU ever showed us, and he more than lives up to his name with his narcissistic plan to reshape the universe in his image. Kurt Russell absolutely knocked it out of the park with his performance.

3. Magneto

X-Men film series

Be it Sir Ian McKellan or Michael Fassbender, you could always count on one thing with Magneto: He’d be one of the most compelling parts of the film. Watch McKellan and Fassbender carry The Last Stand and Apocalypse, respectively, and see how this iconic anti-villain can make even the biggest turds watchable. And when the movie is genuinely good, such as X2, First Class, or Days of Future Past… That’s where the real fun comes in. Magneto is one of the single greatest characters ever created, and thankfully even with the spotty track record of the X-Men films it never felt like he wasn’t given his due.

2. Green Goblin

Spider-Man and Spider-Man: No Way Home

We can argue all day about whether or not his costume is stupid, but one thing that is utterly inarguable is that Willem Dafoe delivered the gold standard for hammy supervillains. Playing up the Goblin as something of a split personality, Dafoe can instantly switch from the sympathetic Norman to the cackling Gobby with ease, something really demonstrated by his return in No Way Home. Across two cinematic universes, Gobby proved himself to be Spidey’s greatest and most personal foe, and more importantly than that he proved to be an endless fountain of memes thanks to his insanely quotable lines. If you’re making a cackling, campy comic book movie villain, they are gonna have to try really hard to make it out of Gobby’s shadow.

1. Erik Killmonger

Black Panther

When I began making this list, there was never any question who number one was going to be. Of fucking course it was always gonna be Killmonger, a villain who is so cool, stylish, badass, and complex that he completely redeems the film’s awkward PS3 cutscene of a final battle thanks to his genuinely impactful death scene immediately after. He’s so good that when he shows up for a surprise appearance in Wakanda Forever he absolutely and completely eclipses how great Namor is and reminds us all why he was such a great villain with only a single scene. What’s most impressive, however, is that technically he did win in the end, being directly responsible for T’Challa dying as well as inspiring him during life to open up to the world and try and help black people around the world. Michael B. Jordan proves once and for all that whatever problems his role as Johnny Storm had, it wasn’t on him; the man is one of the best actors of our time.

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Friends, Just Friends

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Pairing: Stephen Strange x Reader, Bucky Barnes x Reader

Summary: Why was he jealous you were dating Bucky? You were just friends. Granted you were friends who had woken up in each others beds, but you were just friends. So why does he feel sick thinking about you in Bucky's bed?

Warnings: Smut (NSFW) - 18+ ONLY - oral sex, fingering, vaginal sex, unprotected sex, dirty talk, pet names, jealousy, language, alcohol use, mention of scars & previous injuries, Strange being pouty & sad, complicated feelings

I saw Spider-Man: No Way Home yesterday & couldn't stop thinking about Strange while trying to work on my Bucky story, thus this was born. Also this is my 1st time posting anything with detailed smut, so... yeah. Enjoy! Ps. Borrowed gif

He didn't have anything against Bucky Barnes, he really didn't. Other than when Bucky would get into it with Sam, which always ended in them screaming at each other. At that point he wanted to push them both out the window, but that was it. In a weird way they had somewhat bonded over the whole damaged hands & missing arm thing. Sharing in each other's frustrations & daily struggles. Learning how to cope with together. But now he had to share you with him, & that quickly changed his feelings towards the super soldier. Not for the better.

Strange had met you years ago at a hospital gala. You had a morbid sense of humour, lived to piss off the higher ups, & you were gorgeous. He was immediately taken by you. However after a couple semi-casual dates you both realized you were both far to headstrong to be more than friends. So that's what you were. Despite a few heated nights of passion in each other's arms, nights so steamy Stephen still dreamed of them occasionally. When you found solace or an emotional outlet in the other. Friends is all that you were by the end of the next morning, you both agreed on that.

He trusted you more than any other friend. He could talk to you about things he couldn't talk to anyone else about. You knew everything about him. You had even helped him get out of the doghouse a few times back when he was with Christine. You never steered him wrong & you were always there when he needed you.

Even though you eventually left the medical field & then the accident happened, you both stayed close. Partially because of your stubbornness after his accident when he tried to push everyone away. You refused to go. You were like gum on his shoe. He could never quite get rid of you. He was always happy that he couldn't.

So when you wanted to learn more about magic & quickly showed your own potential. Stephen immediately took you under his wing. Despite the original side eye of disapproval from Wong, you had proven yourself truly gifted. God he swore you were good at anything you tried. Stephen was sure Wong even now liked you better than he liked him.

That's ultimately how he ended up here. Sitting alone in the corner of one of Tony's over the top parties that Wong made him attend. Watching you on what was technically your third date with Bucky. He was the one who introduced you, so why was he so jealous all of a sudden? You were just friends. He wanted to be happy that your were happy, but it all just felt so wrong.

You looked stunning, you always did. The dark navy silk cocktail dress clinging to every curve on your body. It ended just below your knees, but the small slit up the back of the dress allowed a hint of your inner thighs to show when you moved just right. Not that many people would have caught it, but he had & so had Bucky. The thin straps showing off your delicate collarbones & shoulders, even though the right strap kept falling. Everytime Bucky ran his vibranium fingers up your arm to replace the strap Stephen could feel his teeth grinding together slightly.

When he had arrived you were already in the soldier's arms, having come over early to get ready with the rest of the girls. As soon as you saw Stephen you smiled & ran over to hug him. Your smile made him go a little fuzzy inside, it always had. It was somehow comforting & invigorating at the same time.

What really took Stephen's breath away was when he saw your necklace. A marquise cut sapphire that hung from a delicate glittering silver chain was perched right at the apex of your breasts. Stephen had given you that necklace. Now you were wearing the necklace he gave you, pendant nestled in your cleavage, as you danced with another man.

Thinking about it, he realized that's when his jealousy had peaked. Seeing you wearing a gift from him when you belonged to someone else. He wanted you all to himself. He wanted to be the one with his hand on your waist. He wanted to be the one making you giggle in his ear, watching your chest rise & fall. The sapphire paling in comparison to the beauty of your surrounding flesh. He wanted you, & he didn’t want anyone else to have you.

Had he always felt this way? At some level he's sure he had, he was just too headstrong to admit the effect you had always had on him. Could things be different now? Now that he was no longer an arrogant surgeon, & was carving a new path for himself as Sorcerer Supreme. Could he have you by his side? As more than his friend? As his partner, as his lover?

No, now he couldn't have you. He just had to watch you with someone else. He couldn't stop himself from thinking about the typical connotations of the 'third date'.

Things may have been different in Bucky's time, but now in today's day & age the third date meant the likelihood of sex. Judging by the way Bucky kept placing soft teasing kisses on your neck he was up to date on that meaning too.

So now here he sat. Watching as you kept running your hand up & down Bucky's chest with a heavy lidded sultry look on your face. Whispering sweet nothings into his ear. Knowing the night would inevitably end with you naked in another man's bed, & in another man's arms.

As he stared down into his whiskey glass he exhaled deeply & let his mind wander to the last time you had looked at him that way.

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He still felt broken. That's why he hadn't argreed to let you visit the Sanctum until now, keeping your conversations limited to phone or video call. Even after everything that had transpired since leaving the Kamar-Taj he was still worried you would look at him differently. Ultimately deciding you didn’t like this new incarnation of him.

As soon as you walked through the door he knew he had had no reason to worry after all. Your eyes still showed the same compassion & playfulness when they met his. Your eyes felt like home.

Towards the end of dinner that night after you had spent hours talking & laughing like no time passed, you told him that he definitely wasn't the same man you had met years ago. He had become a better version of that man. Then, gazing softly into his eyes, you reached out to cup his face in your hand & brushed your thumb over his cheekbone.

He turned into your palm placing a soft kiss there wanting to nuzzle further into your warmth. He started to bring his hand up placing it over yours, hesitating when he felt it tremoring. Pulling his hand back down he recoiled slightly into himself Leave it to you to notice that his hands still made him so uncomfortable.

You took his other shaky hand in your's & started placing small loving kisses onto each scar. Moving up the knuckles of each finger before moving to the back of his hand then his palm. You lavished your attention on the feature he disliked the most. Hoping your affection would bring him comfort. In that moment he didn't see himself as damaged goods & he didn't feel pain. He felt loved.

Suddenly his lips were on yours. What had been intended as a soft sweet kiss between friends quickly turned deep & heated. He can't remember who's tongue initiated it, but soon you both were exploring each other's mouths. Your hands moved up through his hair to the back of his neck as he snaked his around your back pressing your body firmly to his. Stephen nipped at your lower lip eliciting a breathy moan.

You both pulled back slightly & gazed at each other. With your eyes have closed you exhaled his name, "Stephen...", & he knew what you were asking for. You needed more of him & god did he need more of you.

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You Belong To Me

Smut - Explicit content - NSFW - 18+ only!

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Pairing: Sinister Stephen Strange x Reader, Stephen Strange x Reader

Summary: Awoken from sleep by the teasing kisses of your sorcerer, but one look in his eyes tells you something is off. Is he really your Stephen Strange? Or is he something more sinister?

Warnings: Smut (NSFW) - 18+ ONLY - fingering, dubious consent, deception, breeding kink, vaginal sex, unprotected sex, dirty talk, pet names, jealousy, language, kinda cheating?

Spoiler free as I haven't seen MoM yet. I was waiting until I finished this. Spelling & grammar errors will be fixed as I find them.

Stephen was supposed to have the day off. That was the plan anyway, but when your boyfriend was a Master of the Mystic Arts things never really seem to go as planned.

He had been working around the clock on learning as much as he could about the multiverse. Not that there was much that was known. So he kept reading & re-reading, studying & re-studying, the same things over & over. Almost as if he expected new information to magically reveal itself on the pages. Which to be fair, in this case is something that could maybe actually happen with the texts at the Sanctum & Kamar-Taj.

So after several threats, from both Wong & yourself, that you would slip him a sleeping pill if he didn't relent & take a day off to catch up on sleep, with maybe some extra-curricular activities with you, you finally managed to pry him away from his books.

It's not that he has been neglecting your relationship or anything. If anything he'd been a little more clingy. Sneaking up behind you for hugs & little reassuring kisses on your neck. Bringing his books to wherever you were sitting just to be in the same room as you. Leaving a hand touching you at night. It didn't matter where, so long as he could feel your warm skin under his palm. It was like he was scared you were gonna disappear if he wasn't right there.

However your sex life had suffered a bit. He wasn't as playful or spontaneous, which he was never that spontaneous to begin with, nor as adventurous as he used to be in the bedroom. You were still having sex on a regular basis, & he still made sure you were both satisfied.

You would usually get down & dirty at least a few times a week, but lately he seemed to be forcing himself to make love to you. It wasn't that he was saying no or anything like that, of course if that was the case you would stop, but it was like his head was somewhere else completely. Like his body was just going through the motions. The heat & hunger was missing.

So you would be lying if you said you weren't a bit disappointed when Stephen & Wong got called away to deal with something mystical somewhere. Truth be told you weren't really listening when they told you. You were busy hoping your new lingerie you bought to tempt Stephen into spending the day in bed with you wouldn't go to complete waste. Hopefully they could handle this quickly.

You sent the two of them off with a slightly frisky kiss & a promise to take care of Stephen when he got back. Whispering in his ear that you meant that in more ways than one.

Wong just gestured at Strange, politely pretending that he didn't hear what you had just said, & mouthed a silent 'sorry' to you.

You smiled at Wong & waved your hand nonchalantly at him. You knew it wasn't his fault. If anything he had been trying even harder than you to get Stephen to take some time off. Saying it was to get Stephen out of his way, but you knew he was secretly worried about him too. He was worried about the both of you.

He was a great friend, even if he did enjoy driving Stephen up a wall from time to time. His intentions were always good.

Soon the portal closed down & you found yourself alone in the giant old building. After turning in a circle for a moment trying to figure out what to do now, you eventually decided to retire to the bedroom you & Stephen shared. You figured laying down with a book seemed like a good way to pass the time. You had a ton of books that you had every intention to read when you bought them, but just never did.

Once you had finally settled on something to read you pulled back the covers on the large stupidly comfortable bed & decided to strip down to your new underwear. Both for comfort & so that when Stephen returned you could give him a sexy little surprise.

Facing the long mirror in the corner of the room you discarded your shirt & jeans. Leaving you standing in just the sheer dark blue lace accented with metallic silver. You let your fingertips slip down the sides of your ribcage down your body & over your hips to the swell of your thighs. Gazing at your own reflection as you did.

You were rather pleased with how the scalloped edge of the bra made your breasts look fuller & the cheeky cut of the panties made your ass look rounder. You hoped that Stephen would feel the same when he got to see you in them. You missed the feel of his hands on your skin. The way he used to touch you. Like the feel of your skin under his fingers, & under his lips, was his reason for waking.

Before you could recede farther into your thoughts you quickly pushed them aside. All relationships had their ups & downs. You were sure that was all this was. You loved him, & he loved you. You were his, & he was yours.

You grabbed the book you had chosen & began to snuggle in under the covers. The blankets & sheets smelled like the both of you, & it immediately soothed any fear or doubt in your mind.

Until you suddenly heard a small noise from somewhere in the corner of the room & you froze. You scanned the room thoroughly. There was not even a breeze to drift the curtains. It had to be your imagination. Deciding your brain was already getting the best of you for picking a Stephen King novel to read. That seemed about right.

Once you had cocooned yourself in the sheets you grabbed the book & opened it to the first page. Once you started you knew you would settle in & the time would pass quickly.

You have no idea how far you made it into the book or why you were suddenly racked with exhaustion, but you soon felt your eyelids grow unbearably heavy & your grip on the pages loosening. Before long you succumbed to the feeling & fell into a deep sleep.

Completely unaware of the man who was watching from afar. Who had been watching you & waiting. Planning for this moment.

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You were slowly pulled from your sleep by the sensation of a warm body laying down behind yours. Nerve endings firing & pulling you back to your surroundings as you felt his fingertips dance over your skin & through your hair. Feeling the chill of the room around you as the blanket was pulled back from you & your body now exposed to the figure behind you.

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If your requests are open. Could we see a Dr. Strange tracking your fertility cycle? Maybe some breeding kink? If not that’s okay. Thank you!

Man On A Mission

Smut - Explicit content - NSFW - 18+ only!

Pairing: Stephen Strange x Reader

Summary: Once Stephen Strange set his mind to something he was going to get it done. Why should getting you pregnant be any different?

Warnings: Smut (NSFW) - 18+ ONLY - heavy breeding kink, vaginal sex, unprotected sex, dirty talk, pet names, language, very romantic cheesy mushy Strange too

I felt odd finishing this after SCOTUS dismantled Roe. I want to make it very clear in this story pregnancy was a choice they both made together. Neither the government, nor a partner, should regulate a woman's body & force her to carry a pregnancy she does not want.

You had discussed it, after everything that had happened, you both decided that you wanted a family. You wanted a child together if you could have one. You didn't want to get obsessed though, so you had decided to leave it to chance. If it happened it happened. If not, you two always had America.

Well you had decided to leave it to chance. Stephen had different plans. He was going to make sure it happened. He was going to make sure he got you pregnant as soon as he possible could. The idea of you carrying his baby triggered an irrational need in him. He needed to breed you. The thought of it alone could get him hard.

There was something so erotic about everyone seeing your swollen belly & knowing he had fucked you full as many times as it took to get you that way. That he had filled you with his cum until you were leaking. That you craved to feel him cum inside you. No, that your body had begged for his cum, & your pussy had milked his cock dry over & over.

So he started tracking your cycle to figure out when you were most fertile, when you were ovulating. It took a couple months to pin it down. To get the dates just right. Between using an app on his phone & the marking you always put in your day planner when you started your period he was able to pinpoint the dates before long.

He had studied up on what positions would aid in conception too. Both missionary & doggy style could let him cum in you as deep as possible, the deeper he came in you the closer his sperm was to your cervix. He also knew that if you came around the same time he did your body would naturally pull his cum in deeper.

So when he got the little notification on his phone that you would start your ovulation cycle the next day he got straight to work. He wanted everything to be perfect. He planned to spend as much time balls deep in you filling you up as many times as he physically could.

First thing was to get everyone else out of the Sanctum. Wong was easy enough. He knew that look on Strange's face & he had no desire to walk in on you 2 mid-romp again. He confirmed he would stay at Kamar-Taj until he was told it was safe.

America he just downright bribed. Peter he threatened. Both of them could occupy themselves doing teenager stuff or bothering the other Avengers. He knew for a fact that Sam "New Cap" Wilson was in town, & Peter had taken a shine to Bucky. Unfortunately Bucky didn't have the same shine but he appreciated the attempts by the spiderling to get him up to date on pop culture.

With the Sanctum cleared out he needed to prep your bedroom next. He wanted to turn it into a virtual oasis. He found the softest sheets & fluffiest blankets. Candles & soft lights, your favorite flowers. He went the whole 9 yards. Massage oils & flavoured treats to rub on & lick off each other. Lots of pillows all over the room. He knew if your hips were elevated with a pillow it was supposed to help conception too.

Even the dinner he prepared, well he ordered & someone else prepared, was full of aphrodisiac foods. The evening would be completed with chocolate covered strawberries, whipped cream, almonds, & of course a little bubbly.

He was sure of it. Tonight was the night he was gonna get you knocked up. So he wanted it to be special. He wanted to make sure he wooed you & bred you in one suave date night. That would hopefully turn into a date weekend of him pumping load after load into you. Just to be sure.

Needless to say you were shocked when you got home. You knew something was up, he never went this over the top even when you first started dating & he was trying to impress you. He tried his best to stay coy about his motive. Saying he just wanted to treat the woman he loved to a special night.

It wasn't until you had made it to the bedroom that you figured out the real reason for all the romance. You went to the bathroom to slip into the new lingerie he had picked out, it was a sheer red babydoll that feel just below your ass & matched the color of his cloak. He did have good taste & knew your body so well the fit was perfect.

As you were changing you remembered the ovulation test kit you had bought together on a whim after you first discussed having a baby. Sure enough it said you were in your fertile window. You couldn't help but chuckle at how slick Stephen thought he was.

You emerged from the bathroom trying to look as innocent as possible hiding the test behind your back. You bit your bottom lip as you walked towards him with any extra sway in your hips, his pupils now blown wide in lust. He had already stripped down to his underwear & you could tell by the way the fabric was starting to strain that he was already half hard.

Just by the sight of your breasts through the sheer cups he could tell he had nailed the timing. Your breasts were slightly swollen & your nipples flushed slightly darker, both signs you were ovulating. He groaned as you got closer, already imagining how you would look swollen with his child.

As he laid him down on the bed & crawled up to straddle him you managed to keep the test concealed in your hand. He was too busy focusing on other things. You gave him one more chance to tell you on his own why he really did all this.

"Seriously Stephen, why did you do all this? You know I was already gonna fuck you anyway." You both laughed as you exchanged kisses. You loved teasing each other & you both had the same sarcastic sense of humor.

"Is it so wrong I just wanted to spoil you a bit? Show you how special you are."

It was a very sweet sentiment, & you did love when Stephen bared the sensitive side of his personality, but you also knew it was partly bullshit. Time to call him on it.

You started pressing his down his neck, mixing in little licks & bites as you moved to his ear. His hands were massaging your ass & slowly grinding your hips against his hardening cock. You sucked on his earlobe for a moment, then pulled your lips away just enough to whisper in his ear.

"Are you sure it doesn't have anything to do with me being fertile? With you wanting me to make you a daddy?"

As you finished your question you blew on his ear & ellicted a loud moan. His hips thrusting up of their own volition, pretty much answering for him. You sat up straight & kept rolling your hips against his. The friction of him hard against your clit was too good to stop.

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Doctor's Orders

Smut - Explicit content - NSFW - 18+ only!

Pairing: Doctor Stephen Strange x Reader

Summary: The Doctor will see you now. A fantasy request from your boyfriend leaves you with an ache only he can fix.

Warnings: Smut (NSFW) - 18+ ONLY - doctor kink, praise kink, roleplay, slight dom/sub, oral sex, fingering, vaginal sex, unprotected sex, dirty talk, slight degradation, pet names, language, creampie, porn with minimal plot

Yeah this is just complete filth. I was gonna write Sinister Strange first, but this happened... As usual, I'm sure there are spelling & grammar errors. I'll fix them as I find them.

As much of a perfectionist as Stephen was, you were surprised when he suggested the two of you play doctor. You knew full well you would probably get any sort of medical jargon wrong. Despite re-watching M*A*S*H multiple times over the years you weren't exactly up to snuff of your surgical speak.

So you agreed, you would never say no to anything that ended with the two of you fucking, but on the condition that he wasn't allowed to go off on any tangents & had to stay in charector.

"That's why I want to play doctor & patient sweetheart. You don't have to know anything except that the doctor always knows best... If we decide to play slutty nurse I'll just write you a script." He raised an eyebrow & gave you a cheeky smile reaching to grab a hold of your waist.

You chuckled & moved into his arms. Letting Your hands slide up his chest & around his neck. Yep, there's that perfectionist you knew.

"Well as much of a turn on as that is, because every girl loves to be wooed by having to memorize a script for sex, I do think I need the doctor give me a once over first. When is your next appointment Doctor? I have an ache I think only you can fix."

Stephen closed his eyes & growled, his head dropping forward & pulling you in for a heated kiss. "Well I am very busy, but I think I can make an exception & slide you in tomorrow night say around 7. It could take a few hours, & of course there will be an extra fee. I'm sure we can work out a special arrangement, another form of compensation perhaps."

You put on your best doe eyes & pout, playing into his fantasy. Trying to get him extra riled up. "Oh thank you doctor. I'll do anything for you to fit in me." You played shy & dropped your gaze, staring up at him through your lashes as you let out an innocent giggle & bit your lip. "Oops, I mean fit me in. I need you, Doctor."

He reached down & lightly slapped your ass. "Naughty girl. I want you in that short black nightie, no panties, upstairs in our bed by your appointment time. I don't like to be kept waiting & I know you know how to follow Doctor's orders."

It was your turn to growl. Moaning against his lips as you melted into his passionate kiss. This man could turn you on just by looking at you, & you were currently soaked at his display of dominance. You two hadn't done much roleplay, but you had a feeling after tomorrow night it would become much more common.

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By the time the clock turned to 7 you were exactly where he told you to be. Already starting to feel aroused by the feel of the silk nightie that barely covered your ass soft against your skin. You squeezed your thighs together & squirmed on the bed. Trying to keep your hands to yourself.

Sure enough, at 7:01 Stephen entered the room. He had gone the whole 9 yards. Instead of his blue robes or his casual clothes he now wore dark blue scrubs & his white lab coat, with a stethoscope draped around his neck. He topped everything off by holding a notepad like it was your chart.

You had to hold back a small giggle at how seriously he was taking this. He did look incredibly sexy though. Striding towards the bed confidently, quickly sliding back into the role of hot shot doctor. He could give McDreamy a run for his money.

"Well hello Ms. Y/L/N, what brings you to see me today? I know you said you needed to see me quite urgently."

"Yes Doctor. I don't know what's wrong with me. I've been feeling so hot, & I can barely stand to have any clothes on. I feel so sensitive, tingly. Especially my pussy Doctor. It's aching so bad & I don't know why. Please tell me you can help me." You let your hands run up & down your body. Spreading your legs wide on the bed, laying back & looking up at him with needy eyes.

"Hmm well, the first thing I want to do check is your heart & your lungs. I need you to sit up & take your top down for me." He pulled his stethoscope down & put it around his neck. His eyes roving over you hungrily as he sat down on the edge of the bed.

You slowly pulled the shoulder straps of your nightie down your arms & let the fabric slide down to expose your breasts. Stephen licked his lips when he saw your nipples already standing at attention for him. His hand moved to rub over the now prominent bulge in his scrubs before he picked up the chest piece of the stethoscope & moved the earpieces into place.

"That’s my good girl. Now this may be a little cold."

He put the chest piece between your breasts sliding it up your sternum into place over your heart. You bit your lip to stifle a moan at the feel of the cool metal. He stayed there for a moment. Before sliding it over your breasts. Making sure to 'accidentally' brush over your nipples as he moved it.

"Your heart is racing. I can see your breasts are very sensitive too. Especially your pretty little pink nipples.” He reached out to flick the pad of his index finger over on of your stiff buds, a lopsided smirk appeared as you gasped & jolted at his touch.

“Think I need to do some more tests before I can reach a proper diagnosis. Tell me, are you feeling that ache you mentioned right now?" He removed the stethoscope & placed it on the nightstand.

"I wasn't until you came in Doctor. Ever since you started your exam on me, my pussy has started to ache. I'm really wet now too. Here, doctor. Feel. My pussy is almost dripping.”

You grabbed his hand & placed it on your cunt. Stephen started rubbing your entire pussy with his long fingers, pressing his palm against your pubic mound adding pressure to your clit. Feeling him spread your slick over your pussy lips, occasionally dipping one through your slit to collect your arousal you gasped & arched your back.

You wanted to reach out & stroke his hard cock through his scrubs, but he would scold you if you did. You knew he wasn't done playing with you. So instead you stretched your arms out over your head causing you nightie to bunch up around your waist & expose yourself completely to him.

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My #1 post of 2022

Deserve Better

Smut - Explicit content - NSFW - 18+ only!

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader

Summary: Another blow to your confidence tips you over the edge when a guy ditches you. Bucky is determined to show you that you derserve so much better.

Warnings: Smut (NSFW) - 18+ ONLY - oral sex, fingering, vaginal sex, unprotected sex, dirty talk, pet names, language, alcohol use, negative self image, general filth

More of this story than I would like to admit is based on real experience, at least all the crappy stuff. Alcohol was involved while writing. I suck at spelling & grammar but correct things as I find them. Hope you enjoy the results of my shitty evening.

Well this felt really pathetic. If you started crying could this count as a temper tantrum not a breakdown? You didn't really get stood up or dumped. Your friends with benefits bailed on you... Again.

You weren't mad. He had given you good reasons. Granted you had no idea if they were true or not, but if they were they were reasons you would have cited too.

You were diaappointed though. You had pretty much given up on dating, it seemed the only guys who were ever interested were nut jobs or people you would have to be paid to touch, & you didn't do one night stands. They just didn't feel safe. So this had been your last chance to get laid for a few months. You had also passed up the chance to go to a Rangers game to meet up with your FWB.

You sat waiting for your to-go order running through the options in your head, quickly realizing your best option was once again your vibrator. You inwardly sighed as you threw down the rest of your gin & tonic way too fast. You realized you were actually sick of fucking yourself, the thought of another night with your own hand & even your favorite toy made you groan, & not in a good way.

The waiter dropped your bag next to you & you paid for your drink. You tipped an extra dollar since he was nice enough to ignore that you probably looked like you were about to cry when you had ordered it.

As you were pulling a couple ones out of your wallet a cute-ish seeming guy came in by himself. Clearly from out of town with a slight European accent. You figured what the hell? & said hi pulling out your flirty yet coy smile. He totally ignored you.

Well that was close enough to 3 strikes you're out. You tilted your glass as far back as you could, hoping for even the tiniest amount of gin, & grabbed you bag of food. You headed back to the tower with your tail tucked between your legs, pity tears pickling at your eyes, & your new lingerie you had bought just because feeling like it was an irritant on your skin.

At least it was windy. You could play off the stray tear as being caused by that or picking at your mascara. Your only stop was a drugstore where you grabbed a bottle of wine.

As you stepped into the elevator you opened the twist top on the glass bottle & let the first couple real tears fall. All your life you had never felt good enough, pretty enough. You were never anyone's first choice. Now you weren't even good enough to just screw & leave.

You didn't think you were asking a lot, you really didn't care if this ever became anything beyond sex. But for the first time in your life, at nearly 32, you were finally having good sex. The thought of going another 4 years, your longest dry spell, untouched made you want to throw yourself off the roof.

Thank God the elevator doors opened & pulled you from your own destructive thoughts. There was no one in the living room or the kitchen & it was basically silent, because of course it was. It was a Friday night & everyone had their own things to do. So you wandered into the kitchen grabbed a fork from the utensil drawer & the new pack of AA batteries from the junk drawer.

Sinking into the couch you displayed your sad little picnic on the coffee table in front of you. Burger & fries, screw top wine bottle already part way empty, & batteries that were now your date for the night. You collapsed forward onto your own thighs letting your arms wirelessly drape over so your knuckles brushed the floor & sighed in complete defeat before muttering a "just kill me" into your leggings.

Sure you wanted a relationship, not necessarily with your FWB, but you were also very aware that beggers can't be choosers. You were a begger & you always had been, which is why you were where you were now. Horny, a little drunk, & on the verge of tears.

"But what if I kinda like having you around?" A deep but light hearted voice answered you softly from the hallway. Clearly trying not to startle you. Ending his statement with a chuckle, seemingly to apologize for eavesdropping.

With a groan you lifted your upper body back up to a seated position before flopping back into back of the couch. Looking up at the man who had spoke you felt your heart lift slightly. You should have guessed Bucky would be there. He wssn't a big fan of going out on the weekends, there were too many people out.

He cautiously moved forward, not 100% sure if he was welcome or not. You noticed his hesitancy & moved a few inches to your right signalling it was fine to join you. To reinforce your comfort with him joining you you told him "sorry Buck, if I knew you were here I would have gotten you food, but you can have mine if you want. I'm not that hungry anymore. Just don't touch my wine."

You forced a small laugh past your lips & tried not to come off too sad. As he sat down next to you, Bucky wasn't buying it. He could see the pain in your eyes. He wanted you to tell him what was wrong. He wanted you to tell him everything.

He knew you had plans tonight with that guy, the one that he really didn't like, but now you were here with tears in your eyes. He wanted to punch him for putting that look on your face. You had told Bucky you had no intention of getting serious with this guy, that you were friends from forever ago, that it just made you feel good someone was actually interested in you that way. You said you were so sick of dating & heartbreak, you just wanted to have fun. Well you didn't look like you were having much fun, & it didn't look like you felt particularly good. That tore him up inside.

You curled your legs up underneath you & pulled the blanket off the back of the couch onto your shoulders. You tried to ignore the way Bucky kept glancing at you as he picked at the fries. Every couple minutes he would hold one out to you & you would accept it. Eventually you softened enough that you finally said with a little bit of a shaky breath "he bailed on me at the last minute, again."

All Bucky could do was nod in understanding & turn to look at you. You were still staring at your hands, tears sparkling at the corners of your eyes. Finally letting them fall as you spoke again.

"I'm now consistently getting blown off by my friend with benefits. I can't even keep a guy interested when the only thing I'm asking him for is sex. How pathetic is that? I'm not even good enough to just be a regular fuck buddy for someone I guess."

You choked back a small sob. It wasn't about that particular guy, it was about all of them. How they had all beaten you down & made you feel worthless.

You had confided in Bucky one night after a particularly terrible date how you hadn't even gone on a date until college. That you had spent so much time watching all the other girls in high school get asked on dates, go to dances, & fall in love. While you were left to wonder what was so wrong with you. It's a wonder you had managed to lose your virginity at 19. Especially considering only one other guy had even so much as kissed you before that.

You had spent all your life being the girl who felt passed over, so when the opportunity of having a friend with benefits opened up you jumped at it. Not that you were overly attracted to the guy, which in a sex only relationship was a good thing, but you felt desired & that felt great. It was also the best sex, & really the only good sex, you'd ever had. So you put up with all the little inequalities & things.

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Poki's Top 10s for 2023

I ended up enjoying a great many new pieces of media this year so, for no reason other than doing it for myself, I thought I do a roundup of all the ones I loved the most. So, in no particular order, here are some lists.

Top 10 TV Shows*:

Severance

Ted Lasso

The Last of Us

The Fall of the House of Usher

The Lost Flowers of Alice Hart

A League of Their Own

Fionna and Cake

Scavenger's Reign

Daisy Jones & The Six

Pushing Daisies

*excluding continuing shows I didn't start watching this year, such as 'Our Flag Means Death', 'Heartstopper', 'Doctor Who', 'The Owl House', and 'Good Omens'. They all certainly would have made it onto this list otherwise, but that wouldn't be fair to all the new shows I watched so instead they are getting listed here as honourable mentions

Top 10 Movies:

Nimona

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-verse

Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol 3

Good Night Oppy

Sing a Bit of Harmony

CODA

A Silent Voice

The Truman Show

Stranger Than Fiction

Entergalactic

Top 10 Video Games*

Portal 2

Omori

The Wolf Among Us

Guardians of the Galaxy

God of War: Ragnarok

The Quarry

Gris

Oxenfree II: Lost Signals

The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe

Control

*that I finished the main story for in 2023, so this list doesn't include any games I played but have not completed as of posting this (RIP 'Disco Elysium' and 'Tears of the Kingdom', maybe next year)

Top 10 Books/Graphic Novels

'How It Feels to Float' by Helena Fox

'Project Hail Mary' by Andy Weir

'Dungeon Club: Roll Call' by Molly Knox Ostertag and Xanthe Bouma

'I Hope You Get This Message' by Farah Naz Rishi

'Red, White & Royal Blue' by Casey McQuiston

'Tim Te Maro and the Subterranean Heartsick Blues' by H.S Valley

'The Martian' by Andy Weir

'House of Hollow' by Krystal Sutherland

'Watch Over Me' by Nina LaCour

'The City We Became' by N.K Jemisin

Top 10 Podcasts

Wolf 359

The Silt Verses

Seen and Not Heard

Dust: Chrysallis

Life with LEO(h)

The Bright Sessions

StarTripper!!

In Strange Woods

Malevolent

Mistholme Museum

And that's it for 2023. Fare thee well, you wonderful, terrible, so-so year.

#personal #personal archive #this post is partially to keep track of what i really liked this year and also partially to go 'hey look I liked this thing! you too? yay!'#(and also maybe partially as recommendations)#rec list #2023 #end of year #end of year roundup #not sure if this is something i'll be doing yearly but whatever #i would have done top 10 fanfics but i am shit at remembering which fanfics i liked the most or even remembering which ones i've read #queue

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post got too long :( here’s part 2 of spidey recs, featuring fics that dont fit in categories

masterlist here

In the Event of my Untimely Demise by OnceUponaFangirl

Summary: “I’ve been rewriting my will. I hadn’t updated it since my husband passed. And in the event of my untimely demise, I’d like to leave legal guardianship of Peter to you.”

How Tony Stark and Pepper Potts became legal guardians to Peter Parker. (No MCD)

Delicate by Bean_reads_fanfic for Phoenix_Inferno

It starts here: Peter, in his Spider-Man suit minus the mask, caught deer-in-the-headlights-style in front of a person he’s never met before in the kitchen of his and May’s apartment.

“You’re, uh, what’s-his-name –” The guy coughs a bit, swallowing. He points at Peter, his voice getting higher as he goes: “P – uh – Peter, right? You’re – you’re Spider-man?!” ... One unfortunate encounter starts a chain of frustrating events; in the process of which, Peter's insecurities are examined. Including but not limited to: his worries that Tony cares about Spider-Man more than Peter Parker.

my favorite superhero by iron_spider

“Congratulations,” he says. “Today marks the first day in history that you weren’t a complete dumbass.”

“Thank you, thank you very much,” Hammer says, bending over in a deep bow, hands whipping with a flourish. “I thought about every variable, every avenue, now we just need Miss Pepper Wifey to answer my calls and—”

Tony experiences a flash of anger at that, and then a high pitched tone starts going off in his ears, and now he feels like a dumbass.

Peter. Was with Pepper.

Peter.

Like a shining light in the darkness and someone Hammer has clearly not paid attention to despite all his fucking planning, because he would have mentioned it amongst all the other bragging. Spider-Man isn’t an official Avenger yet to the world, just among the group. And Peter would never think Tony is slacking. Because Peter just doesn’t think that way.

{The Supersoldiers (A Prequel)} by Chaeyoung26090 for Meida_123

Requested by Meida_123: I love this fic so much and have read like 5 times 😂 it is amazing! Could you do like a prequel for this but where Peter meets Nick Fury and is all badass and Fury is like really impressed and trues to recruit/adopt him? Please?? 🥺☺️🥺☺️

********** "Stark," Fury said cooly, "Who is this?"

"Oh yeah, Fury, meet Peter Parker, my intern, Peter, meet Nick Fury, Director of Shield," Tony said, vaguely motioning with his hands.

"Parker," Fury nodded towards the teen.

"Captain Blackbeard," Peter greeted back distractedly, fiddling with his lip ring. Tony choked on the water he was sipping. Fury's eye twitched.

5 Times Peter Pretended To Be Tougher Than He Was by grilledcheesing

... and one time he couldn't.

Or, Peter really, really wants to seem like he's got his Shit On Lock, and tells enough white lies to drive Tony up a damn wall.

First Meetings by Gigichiz

a mini-series of people meeting Peter for the first time and automatically assuming he's Tony's secret son

The Sitcom Supreme by ambivalentangst, makifa

Tony Stark, age thirty-two, is the former heir to Stark Industries, current handyman and part-time landlord, and the asshole who posted the Craigslist ad.

Peter Parker, age nineteen, is a very unlucky student at NYU and needs a place to live fast.

Doctor Stephen Strange, age thirty, is a neurosurgeon on an extended break looking to downsize while he attends physical therapy.

None of them know each other, but they’re about to because, via a sketchy networking app and likely some higher power, the three of them end up bunking together. This is how it goes.

Or, a supreme family roommate au, told in drabbles, that chronicles the life of a poor college student learning how weird rich people are and said rich people discovering their parenting potential.

Pupper Parker by Bean_reads_fanfic for Sally0

Bruce lifts the puppy fully from its hiding place, setting its stubby tail to wagging and its eyes to shining. He smiles at it, then raises his eyebrows at his friend. “You’re gonna have to expand on that… Did you get him for someone? Is he a gift for Peter?”

The dog yips again, ears perking at the name.

Coughing a laugh that sounds hysterical, Tony says, “Okay- okay, don’t call the loony bin on me until I’ve explained, but… that dog? It is Peter.”

it sinks its roots into the cracks (until the structure's coming loose) by madasthesea

“I can’t believe Tony Stark is gonna have a kid.”

The worst part is that Peter’s first thought is, He already has one, followed by the sinking realization that that isn’t quite true.

Something here will eventually have to explode by madasthesea

Prompt: Where Peter takes a flight * who knows what for * after an argument with Tony, and then the plane collapses. :o just angsty irondad with happy ending please(?

*Edits have been made since posted on Tumblr

You're Always Iron Man by madasthesea

After defeating all the Hammer Drones, Tony takes a moment to talk to a little kid in an Iron Man helmet.

panic attack at the compound by OnlyForward

tony stark knew how to be many things. he knew how to put up a front, become the cold, heartless bastard people thought he was. He knew how to smile and act in front of the media. he knew how to be a superhero, how to be bold, how to be chivalrous, how to be iron man in the face of danger.

what he didn’t know was how to be a person. not anymore. he’d given up on it all, given up on trust. putting it bluntly, tony stark had given up on steve rogers.

and to tell you the truth, tony never told peter to punch steve rogers in the face.

but he sure as hell did enjoy watching it.

You Know What They Say by patrochilles_trash

The moment Mr. Harrington stepped further into the classroom, revealing the figure standing behind him, Peter was pretty sure that he had stepped into an alternate reality. That, or someone was playing a nasty joke on him.

The person standing directly behind his teacher, waving cheerfully at the decathlon team, was dressed in a replica of the second gen Spiderman suit. It was about as close as one could get from referencing pictures and videos, and they guy was a similar enough build that Peter could see how people would be fooled.

A frightening thought struck him that he might be fooled too if he wasn’t actually Spiderman.

Harrington does his best, but Peter really isn't a fan of impersonators.

Trust (sometimes takes a while to realise) by LittleMissAgrafina

“You should know by now that only Rhodey, Pepper, and Happy hand me things, Birdbrain."Hearing those words, every head in the room whipped around to face Tony, and he looked back at them in bewilderment. "What? Why are you all looking at me like I kicked a puppy and then denied that I did?" Natasha stared at him. "Peter hands you things all the time. It's not just Pepper, Rhodey, and Happy."Tony's expression became even more bewildered if that was possible. "What? No I don't. I'm pretty sure I would have noticed."---"5 times someone noticed Peter handing something to Tony + 1 time that Tony noticed"Comfortember Day 15. Scars + 25. Mental Health

What Makes A Hero by patrochilles_trash

Standing in front of Mrs. Davis, handing over a stick of plastic and circuitry, he wondered how Tony even talked him into making the video in the first place.

“Thank you, Mr. Parker. You may return to your seat,” she said with a smile.

Peter nodded in response and turned to walk back to his desk, ignoring the feeling that he was walking to his death sentence.

He fought down wave after wave of nausea as she plugged the flash drive into her computer and scrolled through the files until she found the one that he titled ‘Hero Project.’ Neither Ned nor MJ even knew what he had done for his project. He had refused to tell them out of fear that he would lose his nerve.

Mrs. Davis casted her screen to the projector in front of the board and pressed the play button.

There was no going back.

The identity reveal in the least likely format I have ever written. This might be crack? Sort of? Idk.

5 times Midtown School of Science and Technology interrupts Tony's day + 1 time he interrupts theirs by Grace_d

“Boss, you have an incoming call from Midtown High.” FRIDAY announces.

“I– WHAT?” Tony asks incredulously, as he carefully balances the enormous steel beam as he moves upwards. “I’m kinda busy, FRI!”

“Phone records indicate they’ve tried to call May twice already.”

“Fine.” Tony grits his teeth and swings the beam onto his shoulder. He can multitask. Handle Peter’s school, don’t let the building collapse.

The Phone! (The Phone Is Ringing) by Eccentric_Grace

(5 times Peter called Tony at a random time, and 1 time Tony called him.)

“I can ignore that,” Tony said pointedly, raising his eyebrows. “It’s probably nothing.”

It buzzed again.

“Seriously, not a problem for me. I ignore text messages anyways. Just ask that one CEO.”

It buzzed a THIRD time, and then started ringing, a rock cover of the Itsy Bitsy Spider song started playing from Tony’s pocket. People in the restaurant turn to look at their table with confusion and annoyance.

Pepper folded her arms. The corner of her mouth quirked up with hidden amusement. “That’s the kid, isn’t it?“

The Kidnapping by PeterStark

Peter frowned and blinked his eyes open. Everything was bright, and dark. Huh, maybe this is what Han had felt like. Everything was a big dark blur and a big bright blur all at once. He closed his eyes, his head felt fuzzy and his senses were on overload. He heard someone's hand come toward him, then pain in his jaw as a hit landed. "Ouch...no need to get violent, I just want five more minutes."

"Smartass, just like your fucking father. Get up, boy."

"Just like my what?" Peter asked, opening his eyes again. There were two bulky men in the small, cement room with one bright light. Classic kidnapping. Peter was starting to wonder if their was a villian handbook. He moved his arms, finding them tied to the chair, not even behind his back, and only by ropes...these guys were idiots. He was going to call them Thug 1 and Thug 2.

radioactive by dragonbagel

“For the love of—I just need some information, okay? Give it to me, and you and your little friends are free to leave.”

Somehow, Peter doesn’t think it’s going to be that easy.

“Okay, what do you wanna know? We’re learning about redox reactions in chemistry, if you’re interested.” Oops, there goes his mouth again. “We also learned about psychopaths last month in psych class—you know, like people who kidnap kids? I can give you a refresher if you want.”

or: peter, mj and flash are kidnapped. peter wants his life to be less cursed, mj wants to keep her idiot boyfriend alive, and flash just wants to know what the hell is going on

Oh, I Forgot To Mention by TChallaGotBac

Peter gets kidnapped, but it's a little more realistic than others i've read (meaning he escapes very easily). Also he is very sassy.

5 times Tony and Pepper fought to be Peter's favorite by talkaboutartassholes

...and the 1 time they learned to share

Iron Dad Week 2019 by mainstreamelectricalparade

My contribution to Iron Dad Week on Tumblr!

Geniuses and Genius Bars by elephreak

Tony was giving a speech to the Midtown School of Science and Technology. Naturally Peter's excited, until he isn't, and Tony finally meets Flash Thompson.

A Shrunken Spider by An_Odd_Idea for IamStillHere

A fight with a magic-wielding foe leaves Peter shrunken and vulnerable. Luckily, Tony is there to take care of him until the spell wears off.

It's Only Time by madeitsimple

Tony is terrible at guessing ages. The kid looks to be about three, maybe four. “Do you know who I am?”

The boy squinches up his face, searching his memory. “You’re Mr. Stark!”

“That’s right,” Tony says, still totally amazed. “Hi, Peter.”

He holds out his hand again. This time, Peter takes it.

5 Times Peter Accidentally Took Something Of Tony’s To School by TheSecretUchiha

...and one time he didn't.

it'll be over (and I'll still be asking when) by JBS_Forever

They are fighting a one-story tall mechanical robot in the middle of Brooklyn when Peter swings over its head and says, “You guys ever see The Incredibles?”

It starts like this.

spider-man is dead by bstarship

“Hey, Mister Stark,” Peter said, ducking back into the bathroom. “What’s up?”

“What’s up?” Tony repeated. “What’s up?”

Yeah, Peter thought, I’m dead.

“Would you like to enlighten me, then?” asked his mentor. “Care to tell me what is up? Because, as far as I know, you’re supposed to be dead. As far as I know, the entire city has stopped functioning because you literally died.”

Peter grimaced and leaned his head back against the wall. “Uh—surprise?”

One morning, Peter wakes up to find that he's gone viral. And he’s dead.

Alexa? Play Lose Yourself By Eminem by losingmymindtonight

“Oh, gosh, I’m so sorry, Mister Stark. I thought that maybe the kids were playing a prank. I’m Rebecca Ascot from Midtown School of Science and Technology. You’re listed as Peter Parker’s secondary emergency contact, and he asked us to call you instead of his aunt, since she’s on shift.” He stood abruptly, carefully slipping around Morgan’s newest Lego skyscraper and heading down the hall, to the guest room they’d appropriated as Pepper’s office. “Is he alright?” “He is, but I do need someone to come pick him up. See, we’re having a blood drive, for the Red Cross, and-” Tony didn’t even try to hide his laughter. “He tried to donate, and he passed out, didn’t he?” “Uh, yes. How did you-” “This happens a lot, actually.” -- Or, 5 Times Peter Passes Out Because Of Needles.

All's Well That Ends Well (To End Up With You) by losingmymindtonight

And, yes, this wasn’t the first time that he’d seen Peter since he’d come back, but it was... it was different now. This wasn’t a memory, it wasn’t clutching frantically at the cool metal of the Iron Spider suit as death spilled out around them. It certainly wasn’t covered by an end-of-life blur, wasn’t permeated by the frustration of trying to say goodbye without words. No, this was just... this was just Peter: hair messy, wrapped in an oversized Midtown sweatshirt, warm and breathing and solid. Not dust, not ash, not bloodied and afraid. Just Peter. His Peter. -- Or, the irondad hospital reunion scene we deserved.

Blurred Words by Serpent_Rose97

Peters had enough of this world and this life. A goodbye text and the wrong number may be Just what he needs to survive.

Notes: pay attention to tags with this one, stay safe!!

dead in there, you're dead in there by iron_spider

“Peter, you’ve been acting insane for the past however many days and it’s giving me an ulcer, what’s going on, what did I do? Tell me. Tell me and I’ll fix it.”

Peter is still stalking around, and Friday is listing off his injuries, from a concussion to broken ribs to a sprained ankle, and Tony feels sick looking at it all.

“You’ll fix it,” Peter says, glancing over at him with pure disdain, the look bookended by matching explosions somewhere behind them. “Yeah it’s something you can’t fix, if it happens, nope, can’t fix it, it would just—but you’re just saying—”

Tony starts forward towards him. “Pete, explain to me what’s happening, please.”

“The protocol, the protocol,” Peter insists, waving his hands through the air.

Tony shakes his head. “The protocol?”

“The Avalon Protocol, Tony,” Peter spits out, with venom.

peter parker's work-life-balance: how to manage school, an internship, and being a superhero by sapphirestark

(no summary)

When In Doubt, Blame Spider-Man by ambivalentangst

Hi! Sorry about the toaster—Spidey emergency. Pinky promise I’ll get you a new one. On that note, how much pull do you have in New York’s group homes? Asking for a friend.

In the way of a signature, the kid had put a smiley face with poorly sketched webbing covering it. Tony thought about calling to ask, but frankly, he’d been up for the better part of forty-eight hours. He cared more about sleep than what the hell Peter had been up to that required the thieving of kitchen appliances.

Or, Peter finds a ten-year-old friend out in the cold near his group home and decides to take action.

Peter Parker & Stark Industries by Angeeelatin

(no summary)

The Humbling River by mysterycyclone

Peter’s been distant lately. Edgy. Angry. On his best days, he moves through his life in a vague daze, skipping meals and sleeping. On his worst, he’s hit with fits of anger that border on unthinking rage.

Monday afternoon, he breaks Flash Thompson’s hand.

Wednesday evening, he goes missing.

That night, the first headless corpse appears in Queens.

Kindness Isn’t Dead (Because of You) by HappyJuicyfruit

Tony narrowed his eyes, “what did Peter make you to help me with?”

“Peter created me to help you with your PTSD!” The voice said, far too cheerfully.

Tony swallowed, “what’s your name? Did Peter give you a name?”

“Yes,” the voice said happily. “I am here to help you get through the world without Peter, and my name's a reminder of that! It’s Kindness Isn’t Dead. Or, for short,-”

“Kid.”

K.I.D. by blondsak

“Hi K.I.D. Glad you're awake. Do you know your primary objective?”

“To always look for ways to remind Mister Stark - that’s you! - that Kindness Isn’t Dead.”

“That’s right, K.I.D. Good job.”

Before, After, and Beyond by mainstreamelectricalparade

The thing was, Peter always rolled his eyes and brushed it off whenever Ned or MJ or May would joke that Mr. Stark kind of acted like a dad around him.

That was the thing.

But that was before.

---

Or, Peter wonders where he belongs in Tony's life now that everything is so different. Requested by an anon on Tumblr.

i promise you, kid, you're safe now by bstarship

Tony doesn’t waste another minute as he grabs a can of Coke, a bag of Funyuns, and heads up to the counter with disgust evident in his features. Little words are said until he lays down a few dollar bills and starts toward the door.

The bearded-man catches him with a cold smile. “Have a good night, you sick son of a bitch,” he says, and Tony leaves without sparing a glance.

He doesn’t bother dwelling on what the man said as he fumbles for his car keys. With the bag of Funyuns between his teeth and the can of Coke stuffed beneath his arm, he digs around each pocket—from his pants to his jacket—to find the key fob. An odd sound meets his ear before he can hit the unlock button.

Is something... crying?

Tony stumbles upon a four-year-old kid named Peter Parker on a late-night drive upstate.

Can't tell me there's no point in trying by Anonymous

He shakes his head vehemently, trying to clear it and be able to think logically. He wants so badly that Tony is actually here, but there isn’t any way for that to be true, unless.. Peter gasps, memories piercing through the fog in his head. Unless Wanda managed to do what they set out to do. And that would mean that It’s no weird fever dream. Peter’s hand clench up in Tony’s shirt, pulling him down so Peter can meet him in the middle and hug him.

Alternatively: Peter travels back in time, get's a concussion and Tony takes care of him, even though in his mind, Peter has been blipped for three years.

Fever by rosesandribbons

Peter woke up even though his body still felt exhausted. His eyes were begging him to shut back down and go to sleep, but he wasn’t even sure if he would be able to.

He blindly reached for his phone on his nightstand and picked it up, turning on the screen and sending a garble of letters to Mr. Stark to notify him that he was awake.

FebuWhump Day Eight: Fever

Behind a Smile by SkylerWrites (Maanling)

Peter Parker's life was at a point where he was content. He could manage his dysphoria and was on the way to relieve a whole lot of it. Spider-man had not gotten a major injury in two months. Aunt May and him were in an agreement on Spider-man. He had food, he had a roof above his head and he was doing alright. No one's life was perfect, but the good and the bad things balanced out.

Until they did not.

It all started when May was placed into quarantine. Whooping Cough, she said. A patient had coughed on her during her triage, it was just a precaution. Completely treatable, he knew. But Aunt May had lied. Or she didn't know.

Follow Peter while he tries to survive and keep up the act. Follow the Staff of Stark Industries while they navigate dealing with the Stark's unexpected announcements and new initiatives. Learn how Stark Industries is a community, the avengers, employees and friends.

{TAGS UPDATED IF I THINK OF OTHER ONES}

The Press by FictionalWorldsAreExquisite

Tony's been dealing with the press for his whole life and he doesn't pay much attention to it anymore, but then he spots an article that claims that Tony has hurt Peter. He finds other, similar articles and he feels the need to apologise for his apparent actions or inactions.

Peter doesn't agree.

Blatant Favoritism by michellejones_stacy

The bots were little shits who were looking for an excuse to make Tony feel bad for being mean to them, simple as that.

Tony wasn't even that mean to them! Was he rude? Yes. Was he rude on purpose, though? Also yes. But was he rude to them all of the time?

For the sake of Tony's conscience, he was not going to be answering that question.

Dum-E and U like Peter more than they like Tony, and, apparently, so does everyone else.

Baby Blues by The_Mishamigo

When Peter’s fake baby won’t stop crying in the Parker’s apartment, May encourages him to take it to the Stark’s tower. Tony Stark is determined to be the best damn grandpa in the world.

reservations by OnlyForward

may parker had had her reservations about tony stark ever since he walked into their life. but when peter gets stabbed whilst out as spiderman on patrol, she finally sees how much the billionaire cares for her nephew.

aka the story of how may parker learns to trust tony stark

unpaid intern by OnlyForward

when peter starts singing ‘unpaid intern’ by bo burnham in the kitchen, tony is horrified as he thinks peter is genuinely complaining about being an unpaid intern and doesn’t realise that it’s all, in fact, just a misunderstanding.

Queer as in F*ck You by etrelalune

All of Steve and Bucky’s friends are both the smartest people in the world, and the most oblivious. None of them seem to know that Steve and Bucky are together, or who Steve Rogers really is. The guys think it’s hysterical.

After the 2016 election, Steve is asked to do an interview about the new (and horrible) President Elect. Chaos ensues.

Featuring shamelessly and aggressively queer Steve and Bucky, Natalia being the smartest avenger, dumb Fox News interviewers, and Clint being tired of everyone’s shit.

Burying Grounds by blondsak

As he looks between the two graves, Tony’s mind grasps at the one thing he knows beyond all doubt.

The man was right. Tony was going to hell.

Indeed, he’s already there.

This Christmas Will Be (A Very Special Christmas For Me) by Wise_writer_girl

"You know, I'm just going to be by myself on Christmas 'cuz May will be working until 11. It's fine, though. I'm used to it. Don't worry, Mr. Stark." Peter assured him.

The boy was still tinkering away like he hadn't dropped a depressing bombshell in the middle of lab day.

And that’s how Tony Stark found himself there, holding a present and a bottle of wine in his hands and standing outside Peter’s home like a fucking coward for the past 45 minutes, the clock still ticking mockingly. Merry fucking Christmas to him.

Five Times Tony Stark Got to be a Normal Dad by CaptainStarSong

... and one time Peter acts like a normal son.

Peter Parker hasn't had a father figure in his life since the untimely death of his Uncle Ben. Tony Stark never gets to act like a normal person, on account of him being a genius, billionaire, and former playboy philanthropist. But, for Peter, he's willing to do anything, especially if he gets to be the kid's surrogate dad.

not like megatron by iron_spider

“Hi! This is Peter Parker, I can’t get to the phone right now, so leave a message and I’ll call you back later! Hopefully not too much later, but don’t get your hopes up!”

Tony knows that message by heart. He’s heard it hundreds of times, in a greyer world, and it sends shivers down his spine as he climbs into the car.

He doesn’t think about that place. That half-world. No way, that’s done, that’s over, that’s history.

“Hey, kid, don’t you know it’s bad etiquette to go and disappear on your birthday? Not allowed, really, really bad vibes from the universe. What’s going on with your suit? I wasn’t watching. Nope. Just got an alert. What’s going on? Uh, call me back.” He clears his throat and hangs up like a moron, driving out into the street.

Not Completely the Worst by mainstreamelectricalparade

Peter's spidey-sense had been going off all day. If he had to stay at school for literally another minute longer, he was probably going to go insane.

And of course, there was one person at school whose single goal in life seemed to be ensuring that that happened.

“Yo, Penis! Where are you off to in such a hurry?” Flash called after Peter as he took the steps three at a time in his attempt to make a quick getaway.

Peter squeezed his eyes shut in exasperation and kept walking. Maybe if he ignored the problem, it would go away.

Because that had always worked so well for him, in the past.

---

Or, the one where Peter has a bad feeling, and Flash is in the wrong place at the wrong time.

These Four Walls Make a Home by polaroid15

“Mr. Stark?” Peter is quiet. “Yeah kiddo?” “Is this- is this all for me?”

----

Or, the one where Tony tells Peter in a not-so-subtle way that he's in it for the long haul. A personalized room at the compound is really just a bonus.

after the war(ehouse) by turtle_bean

Peter gasps awake, his heart pounding in his throat and utterly drenched in sweat. He’s vaguely aware of a presence beside him, but he doesn't concentrate on it – he’s a little preoccupied with the fact that he can’t breathe -

"In and out, bud,” someone says, pressing Peter’s hand to his rapidly beating heart. “Just keep breathing in and out.”

Yeah, no shit, Sherlock, Peter is aware of how the respiratory system works.

or, a classic tony-learning-about-The-Building fic.

[sicketember day v. – comfort item]

A Good Reason by baloobird for Malya

Tony doesn’t say anything at first.

He’s just standing in the doorway of his lab, watching in perplexion at what’s before him.

His kid, this person who always does so much good in the world is doing something the older hero would never expect in a million years.

Peter is currently taking money out of his father figure’s wallet.

After All This Time by baloobird

It took Peter longer to die than the others. Tony knows that. It only makes sense that he would take longer to reappear.

But he didn't take this long to disappear.

And Tony is getting impatient, damn it.

Sedated by patrochilles_trash

“What? You surprised? Stark isn’t the only tech genius in the world, you know. The rest of us bottom-feeders gotta find our way around the world somehow,” the blonde one said.

He tried to calm himself down. The man’s words didn’t mean anything. There was the chance that they didn’t know.

“W-what do you want from us?” Flash asked, his voice shaky and dripping in fear.

“Parker here has something that we want, and while I’m sure that he can’t actually give it to us, he can show us how he got it.”

The blood turned to ice in Peter’s veins. They knew. They knew. That was the only thing that could mean. That-

“So, here’s what’s going to happen, Spidey. You’re going to put these cuffs on nice and easy and come with us. We’re going to take a little trip, and when we get there, you’re going to tell us everything you know about the serum they gave you to give you your powers,” the brunette growled, raising the rifle.

Another kidnapping fic and an apology for taking so long.

Mind the tags. No beta folks. All mistakes are my own.

Its Me, Remember? by NanixErka

Doing a favor for Stephen Strange, Tony gets stuck in time

and unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on your perspective), there's only one person on earth that can save him

alternate title "Peter learns more about his Irondad than he ever would have known otherwise"

never become by krystalpomme

after a lab day gone wrong, peter travels back in time to 1992. he needs tony's help to get him back to his own time, but can he trust himself to not reveal the truth of their relationship to his 21 year old father figure?

meanwhile tony is fighting his own battles. peter makes him realize his one true fear would never come true.

As Peter's view was obstructed by his sweater paws wiping away his tears, he didn't notice as he walked straight into someone's side as he rounded a busy corner. He removed his hands from his face in horror, "I-I'm so sorry! I wasn't..."

Peter's eyes widen as he took in the man before him. He had thick black hair, thick eyebrows, and smooth skin. His brown eyes were unmistakable and Peter was hit with relief.

It was Mr. Stark.

based on: "congratulations, you won. and all the love you never gave me, i can give to my son. eternal love to my child, we'll forever be one. thanks to you, i know the man that i would never become." - like a river by joyner lucas

make it a good one! by zippe

Tony put the phone to his ear. “Hi I’d like to report a break in—“ “I’m not— I didn’t break in!” Peter exclaimed, waving his hands around madly, “I was fighting some baddies and then got zapped by this electric guy and my bracelet thingy started glowing and then I ended up here in the 80s and it’s so weird but really not that unusual, but I promise I’m not a criminal!” “—and a potential child kidnapping.” “I’m really from the future! 2025!” ~ Or, Tony and his mess of a fairy god spider who can’t seem to keep himself moving correctly along the timeline.

The black pieces by Bergen

Peter moves in. And the Avengers all agree: He's a precious little puppy. Tony gets hurt. And the Avengers all agree: It was Spiderman’s fault.

Spiderman's Secrets by Dawg1515 for turtle_bean

All he wanted was the best for Peter, always, and everyone knew it.

Or: The Avengers invite Spiderman on a mission. Tony is in for a shock.

The Third Option by Uncertainty_Principle

Homecoming A/U.

Ben and May divorced before Peter’s parents died, so when Ben is murdered Peter goes into foster care. It takes just a tiny taste of superpowers for Peter to decide he doesn’t want to put up with his horrible foster father anymore—the streets are infinitely more appealing. All he wants is to be Spider-Man anyway.

So he leaves.

Simple.

Simple, that is, until Iron Man needs Spider-Man’s help. Peter isn’t about to turn down an opportunity to fight alongside Tony Freaking Stark, but he also isn’t going to let his hero know that his recruit is a fifteen-year-old homeless dropout. So they strike a deal. Peter will help Tony. In return, the mask stays on.

And that’s when things get complicated.

Alive and Healing by Watermeloness

“...bank robbery gone wrong in Queens. We’re receiving live footage from the crime site, where a 15 year-old teenager has been severely injured. Witnesses report a young boy getting shot after trying to stop the perpetrators. The last we’ve heard, his state is critical and he’s being rushed to…”

Statistically there are a lot of 15 year-old teenagers in Queens. The city is filled with 15 year-old teenagers that are all brave in their own ways. This doesn’t have to be their teenager.

But Peter is not picking up his phone.

In Between The Strained Moments by inkinmyheartandonthepage

Steve knows he’s made a mistake as soon as he walks into the Tower with Howard and Maria Stark but he’s not sure why.

washington by OnlyForward

peter parker never truly got to see washington dc on his academic decathlon trip, so when tony stark offers him a chance to go back, he jumps at it. what he doesn't know is that their accommodation is the white house and they're staying with the president.

aka tony and peter go on holiday and chaos ensues.

To Be Like You by inkinmyheartandonthepage

It’s been three days since Spiderman was killed in a building fire and Tony finally learns who was behind the mask.

this has been a public service announcement by Nokomis

(no description)

Tony Stark Googled The Thing by mybrotherharry

When Morgan is six months old, Pepper goes back to work and Tony takes over as stay-at-home dad. Discovering the mommyblogosphere is the inevitable next step.

Peter Parker to the Principal’s office please by Grace_d

Principal Morita has always thought Peter Parker was a good kid, a smart kid. If only he could get his head on straight.

Peter's just glad he's not dead, or worse, expelled.

But he can't stop getting detention.

Chapter one features some annoying co parenting and an ill advised robot study buddy. Chapter two features some accidental abstract art Chapter three features an eyeliner pencil Chapter four features a badly placed dance lesson Chapter five and Peter drops the D word Chapter six features Iron Man's disappointment

T for language

No One Knows by LittleMissAgrafina for for_the_night

Peter slid his phone out of his pocket, clicking mindlessly on the pop up on his lockscreen expecting to be taken to one of the crime report lines he'd hacked into.

It wasn't the crime line.

It was a current news headline, written in all caps. Notifications of even more articles and reports with the same headline flooding his phone.

TONY STARK ALIVE.

Spiderman Stands Down (and the consequences of taking him for granted) by the_last_genderbender

Peter had been Spider-Man for over half a decade and if he was being honest, he was done with people's shit.

He had put all his energy and passion into a job that put him in danger every day he did it. So, he was not having it when people started chasing him out with pitchforks.

So he quit.

Maybe that would lead the public into realising their mistakes. But, what he did know, was that he was worth more than how they treated him.

Or: Peter is sick of how New York treats him after so long protecting them (and when he's gone New York realises how much they may have fucked up)

fred the tarantula by hailingstars

“I’m not thrilled about sharing my apartment with a tarantula, but what can I do?” asked Happy, with a note of panic, suggesting his question wasn’t completely hypothetical. “May likes him. She thinks it’s cute Peter wants to have a spider brother.”

“Hap, what?”

“Pete can talk to him,” said Happy, scratching his head. “I walked past his bedroom once and he was up in his web hammock with the spider. They were making clicking noises at each other.”

Peter Parker is a ruthless prankster.

febuwhump day 4: nightmares

My son’s a big fan by ag_virgule

The interviewer looked surprised. “Wow, you really have thought this through!”

“What can I say? My son’s a big fan.” Tony said without thinking.

——————

OR Tony is asked about lightsabers for a documentary on science-fiction and lets it slip that his ‘son’ is a Star Wars fan.

(May is very much alive but is only mentioned in passing. And Tony is not Peter’s bio dad)

There are Worse Outcomes to a Friday Night than Being Forcibly Adopted by a Super-Powered Teenager by LordOfThePoptarts

“I reiterate, fuck your dad! I’m your dad now!” “Peter, bambino,” Tony sat stunned. He pulled Peter in closer to him and gently pressed a kiss to the top of Peter’s head, smiling, when Peter let out a happy hum and wiggled in his grip a bit. “God, kid, you’re too good for me.” “Too bad,” Peter said smugly. “You’re stuck with me now, I’m your dad. I’ve decided.” Tony laughed and they both ignored how it sounded a bit wet. He took a moment to compose himself before he spoke again. “How can you be my dad, if I’m supposed to be yours? I don’t think it can go both ways, bambino.” “Oh my god, you’re right!” Peter gasped and wriggled in Tony’s grip and tried to turn around, but Tony didn’t allow it. “What are we gonna do!”

the hearth by sagemb

What to Do When Your Wife Is Out of the Country: A Guide by Tony Stark

1) Gain partial custody of a child 2) Sleep on the couch 3) Have the child gain partial custody of you

for peter by hailingstars for frostysunflowers

“What can I get for you two fellas?” asked the waitress, still grinning, still wildly amused by the way Tony bullied the manager on shift into letting Buddy come inside the diner and eat at a table.

“I’ll take a cheeseburger,” Tony told the waitress, ��And he’ll have the same.”

Buddy barked three times.

“Scratch that, three cheeseburgers and a bowl of water for my friend,” said Tony, catching the eyes of a group of men that sat at a table across restaurant. “What are you all staring at? It’s a dog, alright? What? Never seen a guy having burgers with his dog before?”

Tony recovers from losing Peter to the snap with a stray dog he found at the Parker's apartment.

An AU where Peter is turned into a dog instead of snapped out of existence and spends that five year gap living with the Starks at their lake cabin

Irondad Bingo: Fluff (literally, fluff)

Familiar sounds by Graylines

Hey kid, how did your physics practical go?"

Peter's more thrown off by how perfect a replica this is than he would be if he could find something else distinctly wrong about this situation. His spidey senses are quiet so they know enough to not threaten him outright. And whoever this is mimicks Tony well. He hasn't taken his eyes off his perusing of the streets instead of actually watching the road. Until he realizes Peter's taken too long to answer the question.

"That bad huh?" The copy offers, finally glancing in his direction. "What was it? The noise in the room? Or did the Jones girl distract you? C'mon kid I know you can do those equations in your sleep slacking off because you're bored isn't gonna cut it."

project ten on ten by htmllost

“Mr. Stark, how well do you think you know me on the scale of 1-10?”

Aka Tony finds out he isn't as close to the kid as he thinks he is when Peter rates him a 6/10 on the closeness scale. Turns out there are four major things about Peter that he doesn't know, and he tries to be better so he can go back to being the kid's favourite again. He is competitive like that. Lots of angst and fluff with bonding.

i see myself (in you) by parkrstark

“Hey, c’mon, before long we’ll be back to normal and we’ll look back at this and laugh.”

Peter just looked up at him with a slight glare as he scratched at his chin again. The itch of the facial hair was driving him crazy and Tony found it highly amusing. “You’re in the body of a 15-year-old boy. Why are you smiling?”

“You’re in the body of Tony Stark. Why aren’t you smiling?” Tony asked with a smirk.

Or, the one where Tony and Peter swap bodies.

Um, I'm Invoking Parental Rights by teaandtumblr

Tony Stark might not have a kid but geez, are they useful for getting out of tight spots.

Or:

5 times Peter calls Tony "dad" to bail him out, and the 1 time he means it.

for good by Madelinedear

"Sorry, May, we can't all be best friends with a celebrity.”

May opens her mouth to retort reflexively, the words 'we aren’t even friends' on the tip of her tongue before she closes her mouth. Because they are friends, now. They’re way past that point.

Oh my god, she thinks somewhat hysterically. Tony Stark is my best friend.

(or; Tony Stark, May Parker, and the road to something like friendship)

5 times peter clung to tony by parkrstark

...and the one time tony clung to him.

Crash Landing by Nyxelestia

"You could've left me there," Adrian murmured, jerking his head back towards the burning beach in the distance. "For Stark and his DODC people to find me. Liz and Doris' lives would've actually fallen apart with my arrest, and all my work to take care of them would've gone to waste. You could've just left me there...but you didn't. So I'll make you another deal."

Peter clenched his hands, fists shaking hard. "I'm giving you a second chance - but if you go back to what you were doing...I can't make any promises."

"It would be stupid of me to expect you to, after all this," Adrian said. He looked at Peter, at the hints of bruises and all the blood. He had trouble reconciling this fragile-looking kid with the superhuman who's been destroying his business, his daughter's homecoming date with the boy he'd nearly killed. "That's not my deal. My deal is, we both walk away, and neither of us say a word about any of this to Liz. Anything else - we'll cross those bridges as we come to them."

Swallowing, the boy nodded.

Instead of gift-wrapping the Vulture for Happy to find, Peter lets Mr. Toomes go.

the most chaotic of kidnappings by OnlyForward

a group of kidnappers decide to kidnap peter parker stark, the heir to stark industries, because he’s only a child and can't do them any harm. they are, naturally, extremely wrong.

feat. nicknames, badass peter and a healthy dose of scaring the hell out of everyone who cares about him.

tldr: don’t kidnap peter parker stark. this is why.

We're Never Too Far Apart by kingdomfaraway for marvelouscass

Taking a very measured breath, he sat up and looked around the room a bit better. If he was kidnapped, they definitely put him up in the VIP suits of kidnapping rooms. He was in a highly modern and lavish bedroom that looked like… well, it looked like it would belong to Tony Stark.

“Oh, oh oh nooo,” Peter said out loud in a voice that 100% did not belong to him. “Oh nooooooo.”

He moved out of bed, feet hitting the floor and his back immediately protesting the sudden morning movement. “Oh my god,” he said again, Tony’s voice floating back in his ears, sounding sleep ridden. “This is not happening.”

All I Need by everythingsace

“This is so cool,” Tony says, awestruck, sticking his hand in and out of the hologram, which he’s only ever seen on cartoons. “Are there other pictures?” Tony asks, staring. “Hey! What do I look like? When I’m old?”

“I’m older than you are normally, and I’m getting a little offended you keep calling us old,” Mr. Rhodey says, and Tony simply raises his eyebrows. Mr. Rhodey can not deny that he’s old.

Daisies by LittleMissAgrafina

Peter turned his attention to the younger girl.

"Hey! Maya, right?" She nodded and Peter held up a gloved hand for a fistbump. "Can you tell me your sister's name?"

"Ainsley."

"Nice! I'm Spider-Man, you can call me Spidey with a B."

"There's a B?" Maya sniffed and started giggling when Peter ducked, looking around dramatically.

"WHERE!?" He gasped, holding a hand to his heart.

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Comfortember Day 5. Alt Prompt Flowers

Desperate Measurers by Derpmallow

"He makes his way up the steps, knocking twice on the door. There's quiet shuffling, the sound of footsteps beyond the entry. The door creaks open.

Tony doesn't know what he was expecting. Maybe an old woman, leaning heavily on her cane, a few warts on her face. Maybe an ordinary person, asking why Tony would bother them so late as to disturb their slumber. What he doesn't expect is a boy, about fourteen, to open the door, looking up at Tony with curious eyes. Clearly not a witch."

I wanted to wait until i finished a few more prompts to post so i could just bang 'em out one after the other, but they're turning out longer than expected, sooo... Whumptober prompts "desperate measures" & "magical exhaustion"

#irondad fics #irondad and spiderson #iron man #spider-man #spider-man no way home #spider-man fics #irondad #peter parker #peter parker fics #fics that didn't fit #tony stark #tony stark fics

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