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mt-oe · 1 month

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𝙈𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝 𝙁𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙—𝙜𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙧 𝙢𝙞𝙯𝙪 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙣𝙨

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Hey dears!

I've been getting addicted with playing Valorant recently and thought it would be fun to try and make some hcs for Mizu <3

Clove's release is so exciting and I'm so happy non-binary people are given some representation in games. They're so much fun and their ult mechanic is such a game-changer.

Please tell me if you'd like me to make more of these or if I should make some for other games too (as long as I know them well enough).

Anywho, let's go!

Enjoy! Mwa mwa :*

warnings: not proofread, the use of "clutch or gay", she/her for mizu

mizu has a crush on you :3

✦ Her fave maps are Icebox and Bind. Whenever you play comp with her and these maps roll up, you're internally fucking hollering. You're thanking every possible deity there is, dancing in your seat, kissing your monitor.

She's such a god in these maps. Every good agent for every role, every lineup, and even some pro play shit strats, she memorized it.

She loves Icebox for how easy it was to clear angles and how easy it was to formulate AND predict strategies. The map was pretty straightforward and no bullshit. Perfect for her.

Bind for the outplay potentials. Teleporters + Yoru TP/Omen TP and Ult? There's no telling where she may be. Will she plant in A? Will she plant in B? Maybe she's already flanking? Who knows?

✦ Mizu doesn't buy skins but she DOES have some. They're gifts from you and her friends! An oni phantom, neptune spectre, and sovereign marshal from Akemi; An arcane sheriff from Taigen because they're probably taking their shit-talking to League too; and a reaver vandal, reaver karambit, and the oni katana from you.

She doesn't really give a shit about skins, but ever since she was gifted one, she started appreciating them. You'll see her using the inspect animation once in a while if she picks up a skin she's never seen before.

If it's just a chill comp game or she's playing solo queue, she'll use the oni katana. If she's playing with you and/or wants to show off, she'll use the reaver karambit. Of course you have to go with the sexy one when trying to impress.

✦ Doesn't shit talk heavily, but shit talks in a way that'll piss you off.

"Ooooh shit someone's mad," you laughed over the voice-comms, watching as the enemy Reyna started spewing all sorts of insults at your team. It was mostly targeted at Mizu, who was also playing Reyna, and was top-fragging. Soon after that fiasco, you'd see Mizu type "." in all chat every time she killed the enemy Reyna, got a clutch, and even an ace. Everyone was snickering at her antics, finding it funny how Mizu was shitting on them while the enemy was clearly progressively getting even more tilted.

On the other hand, if Taigen was there and Mizu failed to clutch the round, he'd be laughing loudly over the voice chat, making fun of her over and over. He'd even type "GG [insert Mizu's current agent]. Aimlabs is free" in team chat, which was so fucking embarrassing. The moment Mizu catches Taigen lacking, she'll be having a hayday in the team chat, spamming "GG [insert Taigen's current agent], Aimlabs is free" over and over which effectively pisses Taigen off.

✦ Along with the previous one, if someone ever decided to trashtalk you, she's going absolutely feral. She still wouldn't be spewing nonsense, but you'll notice her becoming more aggressive.

"Didn't you just use your ult?" You asked her, spectating as she used another Reyna ult which you swore she just used two rounds ago. "I just feel like playing a little better today," she replies. But then goes to strafe like a fucking bitch, doing a poppin' swing once or thrice, making the enemy struggle before killing the enemy and t-bagging them aggressively.

You raised an eyebrow at her antics but still laughed at it. "You sure you're not here for blood?" you joked. "Yeah.." she said while spamming your trashtalker's KD status in all-chat.

✦ There's no doubt about how well she plays with different agents, but her worst agent to use would be Gekko. Something about Dizzy's trajectory and letting Wingman plant and defuse felt off to her. Maybe it was because she was used to having control over the speed of her flashes and being able to fake defuse.

✦ Actually responds to "clutch or gay" jokes.

If a random teammate or anyone in your friend group (mainly Taigen) decides to use that joke on her during a clutch situation, it doesn't matter if it's a 1v1, a 1v5, a 1v5 + Sage res + Clove ult. She's winning. She's fucking winning.

You watched in anticipation as Mizu, using Omen, went through attacker spawn in Breeze. It was a 1v4, having picked one off when she picked up the spike. For a moment, you thought of something before typing "clutch or gay" in team chat. It worked for your other friends and randos, why not try it?

The moment she read that chat from you, you could immediately see Omen throwing his weapons off of the map. The noise of the agent's footsteps prompting the enemy to shoot him. "Bro what the fuck are you doing?" Taigen groans, annoyance heavy in his voice. Mizu doesn't respond in voice chat, but you hear her typing. After a while, a chat pops up.

(Whisper) From mizu: did you see that?

(Whisper) To mizu: mhm. why'd u do that :c

(Whisper) From mizu: you said clutch or gay

(Whisper) From mizu: i didn't clutch.

But she only ever does this to you.

✦ Actually plays fill but everyone in your friend group decided to place her as a duelist. She's going to treat every agent like a damn duelist anyway. Why place her somewhere else? You get site early and fast + She gets higher RR from combat score. It's a win-win. Plus, she loves secretly showing off to you. She relishes the "woah where'd you learn to satchel like that?", the "nice kill!" when she wins in an Iso 1v1, and the way you bought her an op upon her request when she used Jett as if you automatically trusted her.

#bes mizu x reader #bes mizu #bes x reader #mizu blue eye samurai #blue eye samurai #blue eye samurai x reader #mizu #mizu x reader #blue eye samurai mizu #mizu x you #mizu imagine

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lovelyyandereaddictionpoint · 1 year

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Could you do a yandere Idia, Malleus, and Floyd with a darling who acts like Jane Doe from ride the cyclone? (If you can’t do this I understand!)

I liked the play

and I love her ballad

🖤🖤🖤🖤

Jane Doe Reader | Yandere Twisted Wonderland

(Y/n) (L/n) is known best for your stiff motions and disconcerting observations. Usually met with fear, impervious to insults you don’t understand, and often forgetting your name you certainly become a person of interest to many. And the many that get to know you realize you’re not nearly as frightening as they perceived nor do you mean to be creepy just confused. Unfortunately for them the more people who begin to realize this about you tend to get closer to you. Not on their watch:

Idia Shroud

“You know what I think is scary? That a bear who happened upon some cocaine started eating and became addicted. What stopped the bear was not his desire to use the energy he got from this new prey but because he died. It disturbs me how far addiction can disguise the hand of death.”

“If this is some round-about way to tell me to stop gaming then I don’t buy it.”

He’s not as off-put when he realizes you don’t fit into that ‘normie’ category

Nor do you fit in his slot as an ultimate gamer

Well he can fix that really fast

It starts with putting a controller in your hand

And he slowly finds he doesn’t get nervous around you…for awhile

He still finds his hair alighting in pink flames when your cheeks touch as he governs you over your shoulder

Or how he overheats at your willingness to follow his menial acts for your friendship affection

“Y-yeah n-normal friends sit very close no matter the setting!”

“Like this?”

“Y-yeah!”

“And I should wrap my arms around your waist like this?”

“Y-yup!”

And you are none the wiser when you’re practicing all his lessons with others that he’s watching with absolute rage

So like the game master, he is he keeps his eyes on the field having cameras anywhere and everywhere watching your every awkward movement

Fanboying when he gets the perfect angle of you curiously tilting your head

And for the trash NPCs that bother you him+ he’s using his technical prowess to put them six feet under

“Ha, stupid NPC they really thought I’d let that slide?! Fat chance.”

Malleus Draconia

“Would you like to brush my doll’s hair?”

“I would like to but it seems her head is missing.”

“Hmmm, that reminds me of something.”

“Oh? How so?”

“I’m sure I can–”

*Detaches head from body Frankenstein style*

“Oh yes I still can.”

“Oh my–”

Not only do you have no fear of him but you are the most interesting character he has the pleasure of meeting

You're so unorthodox he’s never bored

Not that he ever would be

He truly falls when your blunt affection for him as friend lover+ stirs something deeper in him

He can’t begin to imagine life without you being beside

Him learning from him and freely sharing your observations

And despite many others cringing at your creepy statements

He delights in them

“It truly is horrific how easily guinea pigs decide to cannibalize their young.”

“Haha! Yes, that is true. If you were in their place would you do the same? I ask because I can relate to the jealousy of the male. I would rather keep you to myself for all eternity.”

He doesn’t hide his affections and immediately dives into courting you

And you don’t have the knowledge to turn him away though

But should any unfortunate interloper put it lightly on your radar that you don’t have to accept

He’s smiting them then and there

“See. (Y/n)? He says such negative things and the lightning struck him immediately after. It is only the balance of cause and effect.”

Floyd Leech

“(Y/nnnn)!”

“....”

“(YYYYY/nnnnn)!”

“....”

“(YYYYY/NNNN)!!!!

“Ah, that is what I’m called…right?”

“Hmmmm nope, your name is Shrimpy!”

He’s had the most fun with you in a long time

Anything with you around is fun

Whether its because everyone’s reactions are fun when you talk

Or how you make people run perfect for an ambush

To say he gets angry at your occupied attention is an understatement

It's more than joy

its you

your his, his territory, his name-forgetting shrimpy that belongs to him

“Your eyes are nice.”

“Ahah that’s cute Shrimpy! I share them with Jade!”

“They’re wild…like that of a carnivorous predator. The kind that gut their prey while still alive.”

“Awww Shrimpy! Marry me.”

If it isn’t a given that he squeezes anyone who diverts your attention

But he can’t help but decide you don’t need to move at all from his reach

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weabooweedwitch · 6 months

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Most women your age are getting married and starting their families and you've never even had a bf 🤡 it's so over for you better get used to coping with ur crippling loneliness with maladaptive daydreaming, yandere asmr videos, drugs and self-insert fanfic because that's all you'll ever have now. Your youth is gone and you're still fat af even after you lost weight (probably gained it all back by now lmao). You could have made something of urself whem you were 20 by losing weight and going to college but instead you laid around and wasted all of your youth and now it's too late. No man will ever want to deal with your baggage of being poor, old, unwanted, uneducated (lmao how do I have more education than you and I'm 10 years younger? dumbass doesnt even have her GED), cringey age-inappropriate hobbies, mentally ill and not even having the decency to go to therapy and take meds, fat, ugly face, loser and loner with no irl friends, crazy family, looking old for your age, whored yourself out on a sugar daddy website, rotten teeth due to your own laziness, thinning frizzy hair and gross bulky glasses, drug addicted alcoholic who's probably going to be homeless for the majority of her life, mean person attacking minor aged rape victims like jesus christ you're so fucking worthless SO many red flags so much baggage no-one will ever want to deal with that. You don't even know how worthless you are

You know, every time you send me a message like this, I think of the person from your friend group who came forward a while back. You know, the one you don't like to acknowledge tried to apologize on your behalf. Anyways, every time you insult my appearance I just think of what your friend said

So i get it sweetie, youre mad at mommy and daddy and you're lashing out. That's why half the time you're repeating things i previously said back to me and parroting shallow insults with a very small vocabulary. The second i call you fatherless, you call me fatherless. I use thw word maladaptive and, suddenly you know that word too and juat HAVE to use it as well. I get it. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

You're honestly just making yourself look so pitiable. You realize you've already painted yourself as such a dumb jackass that every single time you do this I basically just laugh and ignore you, and then people who know me and are friends or WANT TO be friends with me see how you treat me publicly and they all say "yeah wow who's this absolutely demonic little cunt acting like this without any reason". Like. What is the end goal here. Making yourself look as petty and stupid as possible. Meanwhile, what did someone else in your friend group say? The ones you lied to? Including Callie, the actual victim whose trauma you're basically trying to appropriate for yourself

Anyways yeah I just wanted to like show you the actual screenshots of the conversation I had with your friend back in June, which also to everyone else, yeah June, that's when she lied to her own friends and said she would stop doing this. She lied to her friends because all of them told her this was making them massively uncomfortable, so now she's. Being an internet troll in secret behind their backs 😂 they were going to tattle on you to your mom so you lied so they wouldn't check tumblr anymore because you're such a weird angry little freak that this has become a hobby for you

I'm sad? I'M sad? I don't even know your fucking name meanwhile you've scrolled through all of my blogs repeatedly for months cataloging details about me for the sheer purpose of trying to poorly insult me.

Like genuinely 90% of the reason I'm answering this is to basically wave a flag saying "hey everyone if you've ever seen or received weird asks of photoshopped porn of me or pictures of my actual family taken from their facebooks or saw the transphobic racist fake dating profile she made with one of my selfies or you ever received a bitch lasagna or Zalgo text, it was this cringey little lolcow right here"

But I also wanted to show you screenshot proof that you make your own friends super uncomfortable and that they started talking about your personal business to defend me over you. So. Yeah I guess that stings huh?

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havocskies · 2 years

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EDDIE MUNSON / LITTLE SISTER! READER HCS

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if you have the same music taste as him expect him to be talking abt it ALL THE TIME

like seriously the only people who enjoy the same music as him is his band and most of hellfire, he's gonna grab you by the throat from your room and you WILL appreciate some iron maiden and possibly some quiet riot as well

loves to take you to his gigs at the bar no matter how old you are. ofc if you're under 21 he's gonna try his best to keep an eye on you but this dude's ego is through the roof when it comes to his guitar playing and occasional singing so basically as his little sister you have to witness how cool your older brother is

even if you don't share his taste in music or clothing he'll make you a battle jacket or give you one of his old ones that doesn't fit anymore (just pretend like it doesn't smell like weed and whatever else he uses)

annoying. absolutely ruthless. comes into your room just to talk abt the most stupid thing that you don't even care abt. he's probably worse when it comes to gossiping than the popular kids at hawkins

being eddie's sister you probably wouldn't have the best reputation automatically. he's definitely aware and while he doesn't show negative emotions much he feels bad and tries to make it up to you in little gifts or by taking you places. he's determined to prove he's a better brother than what everyone else makes him out to be

doesn't let you touch his guitar but if you showed enough interest in it he'd get some money and surprise you w one of his own. he'd be so proud too, he'd probably want you to join his band and come with him on his gigs

brags about you all the time. you're the best little sister he's ever had (you two are the only siblings) and he wouldn't trade you for the world. even so he'd manage to throw in a little sibling like insults as well

remember when i said he loves to annoy you? yeah. take that to the full extent. if he could he'd likely throw you over his shoulder whenever you begin annoying him or he just feels like it. probably throws you on the couch or whatever wouldn't be likely to give you a concussion. he's not THAT bad of a person

loves discussing music with you even if you don't share his music taste. he'll barge into your room and force you to listen to a random song that he might've found or just likes in general and you WILL listen, even if he has to hold you down in order to do so

fights all. the. time. most of the time he's probably the one starting it simply bc he lives off of annoying people and making them uncomfortable, it's something he loves to do. as your older brother he knows ALL of your buttons and how to annoy you and he uses that to his full advantage whenever he wants to get his way.

holds the fact that he's older over your head all the time no matter how much older he is. he takes pride in it and obviously that means he's superior, so that last bit of icecream in the fridge? it's his automatically. you don't get it.

doesn't want you to end up like him when it comes to his reputation and addiction. he doesn't care abt what people think of him but he wants you to have a relatively normal life. he picked this reputation for himself, you didn't deserve it, too. if he ever overheard someone talking bad about you he'd immediately step in and insist you're WAY better than him, even if you actually aren't. he'll defend you forever

if you also play dnd he'd drag you to hellfire meetings as well (once you're older. the earliest age he'd actually let you tag along is probably 14 since hanging out w freshmen is something he does fairly often) he'd say that the hellfire meetings are serious and little kids aren't allowed. he'd still teach you how to play as soon as you were old enough to understand what he was saying, though

even though he's failed highschool 2 times already he is an absolute nerd, specifically when it comes to language arts. he was probably in a few honors english classes in his earlier years of highschool and when he eventually started caring about school less he stopped getting put into them. he loves to read and often tries to suggest books he likes to you as well

he'd try his best to help you w homework because even though he can't graduate he will certainly make sure you do. he's not the best at math and didn't care much for history but he'd try his best to help regardless if you asked him to

he likely wore eyeshadow and eyeliner in middle school and possibly his earlier high school years so he would in fact LOVE to do your makeup, thanks for asking. he definitely has a few pictures of your younger toddler self in heavy terrifying makeup because he thought it was absolutely hilarious to make you into a metalhead, and not knowing any better you would notice eddie laughing and decide you found it funny, too. uncle wayne was indifferent

doesn't talk abt your dad often if you're too young to remember when he was around. you may have heard eddie and uncle wayne talking about him and asked and both's faces contorted into a sort of sour expression. they tried their best not to talk abt him around you after that

if you were somehow popular and managed to get over the little reputation that was oh so generously handed over to you by the upperclassmen eddie wouldn't quite hate you for it. you're still his sister of course and a high school status wasn't going to change his view of you. he will definitely still tease you over it, though and occasionally ask for you to give your friends a good word on his behalf

his van is MESSY. like seriously, it's horrible. covid 19 probably originated in that very same van. his definition of cleaning the front seat for you is throwing trash in the back so it's at least able to be sat in but it reeks in there

loved to give you piggyback rides when you were younger and even older if it's possible. he'd definitely scare you a few times by pretending to almost drop you or body slamming you into the nearest couch but he'd be a very good older brother when it came to attention

if you were in the hellfire club he'd tease you even more relentlessly and the other boys would likely pick up on it at some point, but he'd insist he and only him could bully you. you were his sister after all, not theirs

if you ever dated anyone from the hellfire club he'd be a little against it at first as he wasn't quite sure how his friends would treat a girlfriend (they're all awkward guys that get no girls, let's be real) but if he realized you were happy w whoever you chose he wouldn't mind at all. he'd be glad one of his friends finally got a girl for once, even if it was his sister

if it was someone he didn't know however it'd be a different story. he knows how guys can be and he doesn't want you going through anything bad at all, he'd live up to his little reputation of possibly being a murderer if anything at all happened to you

if you got a girlfriend or any other kind of partner however he'd be a little shocked but he'd support you regardless. i personally hc him as omnisexual w a preference for men so he'd let you in on his little secret of being a boy kisser and insist there's NOTHING wrong w you for liking any gender other than guys

same goes for if you're trans. while he can't personally relate he obviously loves you no matter what and will support you forever

loves to tease you randomly and give you mean nicknames. it's just what siblings do, as he says, and since he's older he can do whatever he wants obviously

when you first get into high school he tries his best to give you tips on whatever you need to know. he learned the hard way high school sucks unless you're popular, which you likely wouldn't be just by being his brother in general. you associate w eddie you're unpopular, that's just basically how it works

he'd also automatically give you the option of at least hanging around the hellfire club just so you have some friends if you didn't already. he'd recommend whoever was closest to your age to be your best friend and honestly you'd probably be their best friend, they're all very welcoming when it comes to unpopular people and you're also eddie's sister, so you're automatically pretty cool

IF YOU WANT MORE PLEASE SHOW THIS SOME LOVE !!!!

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connorshalstead · 1 year

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A few opinions about Chicago Med below unpopular, popular, I dunno, y’all decide!

Ava’s character had so much potential, but the way the producers wrote her relationship with Connor screwed her over.

As much as I love Rhodestead, I really, REALLY wish Manstead would’ve worked out. Albeit, give Will some therapy and teach him how to treat a woman !!

If we couldn’t have Manstead, we should’ve at the very least had Jeff Clarke with Natalie, he genuinely cares about her, but at the time, she was in love with Will. I wish they had more time together.

Elsa sucks. Period. I get, that it’s fiction and she’s meant to be quirky and not an average doctor? But she’s such an asshole to patients that I can’t respect her as a doctor.

Natalie should’ve had an arc where she was transferred to the peds department permanently. She would’ve thrived there.

I don’t like Nina. I understand people that do, but she’s personally not for me, I think her and Will’s relationship was… pointless? It was only to make Will realize he was truly in love with Natalie. Which, didn’t matter in the end cause of how badly their relationship ended.

The way Sarah left was absolutely insulting to her character and her relationship with Dr. Charles. Biggest punch to the gut ever as someone who relates strongly to Sarah.

Connor’s best arc was becoming a heart surgeon under Downey’s guidance. Their friendship was too short and underrated.

Lanik deserved so much more screen time. He was the best E.D. Chief and should’ve gotten more appreciation.

Maggie carries the show, I take not disagreeing on this one actually. /hj

April honestly deserves to be happy. She’s been through so much shit, and she and Ethan DESERVED that happy ending.

The “safe” drug use site was maybe Will’s worst decision. Next to Jennifer Baker and taking care of Burke.

And leaving Natalie in the dark ^

As bad as I feel for both Natalie and Will, she had no right to treat Will the way she did, having lost her memory or not.

There was a point where I DID NOT like Natalie. She was flat-out emotionally abusive to Will when he genuinely did care about her and tried to help.

That being said, Will still has faults. He should’ve absolutely given her space after the breakup and the Burke situation.

And I know he’s a highly secondary character but, I can’t help but feel bad for Owen? He saw Will as his dad, he was probably the first male figure he saw after he was born for… quite a while? It was shitty of Natalie to completely separate them. Especially after how much Will cared about him.

Second, to all of that, Philip was fucking pointless.

Ben was the best thing to happen to Maggie as well.

Jesus Christ, I feel like these people go through fiancés like cigarettes. (April with Tate, and in S5, Ethan)

And Natalie with Jeff, then Will?

Like, let people get married?? What is Dick Wolf so scared of? (Gay ppl probably)

Will deserves a STABLE RELATIONSHIP with a good person, not an ex-drug addict (who he fought with constantly and THEN SHE ASKED HIM TO GO TO LA WITH HER?), not Natalie, and Connor is gone so… :/ Idk, give him and Nina another chance even???

I really wish we got more “casual” crossover content. Like, I wanna see scenes of Casey, Severide, the Halstead brothers, Upton and maybe even Ruzek? Just hanging out at Molly’s :(

I really think Sarah and Connor were a missed opportunity. Especially with all the weird shit that happened in the first two seasons? It wouldn’t have been too far-fetched.

Better than Sarah and Joey 😭

Sarah deserved a love interest and someone to help carry her burdens. That girl had been through enough

Along with wanting Will to have a stable relationship, we should’ve gotten more Reesestead scenes…

Crockett is kind of a dick…? Especially to Ethan in his earlier episodes. But, he’s redeemable.

I really like Noah! But, I think he’s better suited as an E.D. doctor, not a surgeon.

Also, as much as I LOVE April and want to say she does no wrong, the way she treated Noah was extremely childish and unfair. He truly could handle himself and him becoming a surgeon goes to show that.

Finally, Chicago Med is absolutely shit at trans and gay representation. To the point of sometimes blatant transphobia in some episodes… (Looking at Claire…)

Thank you for reading, and remember that these are my opinions ! Feel free to disagree but remember, sending death threats is a crime !! Respect people’s opinions.

#chicago med #one chicago #will halstead #connor rhodes #sarah reese #rhodestead #manstead #natalie manning #daniel charles #sharon goodwin #unpopular take #opinions #hannah asher #ava bekker

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copias-girl · 1 year

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I love the fact both canonically and in your writing style Copia is just this skrunkly old man with near debilitating anxiety, stomach issues, and for all his social shortcomings he still manages to have bit of a petulantly childish attitude lmao. Not to mention absolute net 0 rizz and despite all that, we all collectively just thought 'yep, i need that disaster man inside of me asap.'

So now let me raise you this lil hc that's been bouncing around in my think tank and the way i like to write him.

I see his preferred sin as less lust and more greed.

It's pretty prevalent in his day to day life, both pre and post ascension, he has a wicked sweet tooth, he likes pushing limits to see how much of something he can have and still get away with, he likes nice things, shiny things, ffs the man showed up with a bedazzled grucifix off rip, all those precious gems on his mitre, the fact that he has two (2) variants of regalia.

And I definitely see it shining through in his sex skills (or the initial lack there of tcac wise) He may take a little time getting used to reader's attention and definitely needs time to process the fact that she's genuinely into him and more than ready and willing to get down and dirty, but what the man lacks in experience, he makes up for in determination and near freakishly keen observation skills.

Hey, the man's a quick learner! And as soon as he figures out exactly what he likes and more so what he can do to get the right reactions out of reader, it's top priority info that's immediately stored away and saved for later. He's greedy about it in the sense that he's definitely gonna get his, but by all things unholy he's gonna get hers too. Multiple times over, because he WANTS it. He wants her coming back to him, for him, because of him again and again and again. He greedily wants her begging him to have her in any way he can have her. And what he wants, best believe he gets.

anyways that's enough of that, hope you enjoyed your weekend away! back to the void with me lol

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MY SWEET PINEAPPLE ANON IM TACKLING YOU 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

FUCK I LOVE THIS AAAAH I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE LIKE SPECULATE ABOUT TCAC AND MAKE IT ALL DEEP AND STUFF!! As a writer that’s just such a huge compliment!!

First of all yes I love rizzless Copia lmaoo 😂 I absolutely LOVE a dominant Copia too but when he’s all awkward he’s just so cute and fuckable

And about the greed! I DEFINITELY see that! Like, it’s honestly true. You can tell Copia likes the finer things in life, and I love that about him.

In tcac Copia is STARVED for love, attention, and affection. Starvation causes greed. Once he gets a taste, it’ll be like crack to him. Sure it’ll take some time for him to overcome his terrible self esteem issues and get used to the idea of Reader actually liking him, but he’ll be thinking of her attention NONSTOP. Constantly craving it. He’ll be addicted to the way she makes him feel but as you said, also the way HE can make HER feel.

He’ll be addicted to that look in her eyes, the one that lets him know she truly only has eyes for him. He’ll be addicted to the way she screams his name, to the way she whispers her desperation into his ear. He’ll be addicted to the feeling of her little hands grasping the fabric of his cassock and pulling him into the nearest secluded area so she can demand his cock.

And he definitely has the best observation skills, especially when it comes to Reader’s pleasure! Copia is so greedy for her praise. The way she’ll cry and tell him how incredible his cock feels inside her. The way she tells him how good he’s doing for her. After being insulted and ignored all his life, the praise alone is enough to make him cum

And thank you so much! I had a marvellous time! But I’m happy to be back in the horny void lmaoo 😂

#🍍 anon #lovely anon #ask box #tcac #to catch a cardinal #my headcanons #cardinal copia headcanons #copia headcanons #papa iv headcanons #popia headcanons

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artzychic27 · 2 years

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fun fact about everyone in Scarlet Beetle au?

Kim:

Some self esteem problems (Intelligence-related) But he’s getting better thanks to Tikki, Max, and Ikati Black

Will do anyone’s hair if they ask

Keeps closet stocked on hair gel

Has been best friends with Marinette and Nino since forever, and became friends with Max when they were nine and he beat up his bully

Always in the middle of the group cuddle pile

Likes to model Marinette’s clothes

Wears eyeliner because it makes his eyes pop

Kim: *Slaying in black eye shadow* Don’t hate me because I am gorgeous.

Always makes sure to keep a few bags of candy in his bag for Tikki

When he’s in class, he’ll plug his earbuds up to his phone and let Tikki watch some Netflix documentaries in his bag

Functional Bisexual (Keeps his crushes on the down low)

He’s usually the attractive one every queer guy simps over

Tikki counts his sets when he’s exercising

She also ships Kimax

Max:

Still has his afro

Plagg likes to hide in it

Gay Disaster around Kim and Scarlet Beetle

He’s Scarlet Beetle’s impulse control… Meaning if he doesn’t go batshit crazy on some asshole who just insulted him, Ikati Black will

Plagg is loving every second of it

It feels weird destroying things when Max is so used to creating

Looking up the history of the Miraculous so he can get more information, but he’s reached a dead end and Plagg doesn’t seem to like talking about certain things

Goes absolutely feral when his friends get hurt (Side effect of his Miraculous)

He can purr now, and does it so Marinette can calm down when she’s stressed

Should definitely be in university

Shortest in the Best Friend Squad… But he’ll always be taller than Nathaniel, and he’s fine with that

Ikati Black can and will make a scene!

Tries his hardest not to simp over Scarlet Beetle’s muscles

Marinette:

FERAL GIRL!

Marinette: LET’S FUCK UP SOME SHIT, BITCHES!

Nino: Language!

Marinette: *Says the same thing, but in mandarin*

Cyber Goth aesthetic

Still likes pink

Still a bit clumsy at times

Surprisingly strong

The loudest

She WILL drop kick Chloé’s head if given the chance

LOVES Alya! (Platonically) And she’d die for her… And she almost has

She’s Alya’s impulse control, keeping her from doing anything crazy during Akuma attacks

This girl don’t take shit from anyone

She’s mostly friends with guys

Marinette’s like a… Eurasian Spinelli from Disney’s Recess

Most of her best designs were made while she was angry

Nino

Coolest Guy you will ever meet

Gives the best hug

Is the group’s impulse control

It’s his duty as the mom friend. He actually put them on leashes

Likes to meditate

Came up with the nicknames when they were ten and doing a Scooby Doo marathon at his house

During “those days”, he’s in the middle of the cuddle piles

Marinette’s photographer for her clothes

He has a collection of headphones back at home

His original living situation was… Not the best. So now he lives with his aunts and little cousin, Chris

Kim got him his cap

Has playlists for all of his friends so he can listen and be reminded of them (Aaw)

As the mom friend, he is obligated to adopt anyone he desires (That means Kagami)

Nino: *Carrying Kagami over his shoulder* She is my daughter now.

Keeps a medical bag in his locker

Alya:

Curls for days

Sneaker head

Tall and pretty

Pretty and nerdy

Likes to mix Paris and Martinique fashion and is making it work

Part of the “should be a model” club with Juleka and Reshma

Marinette’s impulse control

Wears a lot of bracelets

Leaves girls blushing

If she has on a dress or skirt, leggings or biker shorts are always worn underneath

Not as addicted to her phone

Sort of on Monarch’s side. He was a lot nicer than she believed

Desperately wants to get Sabrina away from Chloé

Will refer to people as ‘Hon’

WHY IS SHE SO BEAUTIFUL?!

Adrien:

Taking no one’s shit!

He’s still sunshine

If they all wore black, his family could be the Addams Family (Minus Fester and Pugsley (Because he’d make an awesome Wednesday))

Slight heterochromia, one eye his darker than the other

Has more freedom and only models on certain days

Likes to be carried, especially by Marinette

He’s a blonde gremlin

Anime nerd, mostly 90s stuff

Will speak out against any form of abuse

Embarrassing dad and crazy mom just like everyone else

Hates being grabbed out of nowhere

Loves American comedies. It helped him learn the language. His favorite is One Day at a Time and All That

Obviously simping for Marinette

Coffee.

Adrien: All we need is a seventh boy, and we’ll be the Ouran Host Club!

Nathaniel:

Momma’s boy and doesn’t care who knows it. He loves his mom and just to make her day, will call her ‘Mommy’

Shortest boy in class, but he’s the oldest. He’s basically the Mitsukuni Haninozuka of the boys

The guys still like to mess with him, though, but it’s in good fun

Nathaniel: Guys, I need a boost.

Kim: *Smugly* Ask the right way.

Nathaniel: … I need upsies.

Monarch’s heels, plus the glamour add a TON of height

He’d kill for Nooroo

Wears a lot of soft hoodies so Nooroo will be comfortable in the front pocket

Rose loves to squish his face whenever she has the opportunity

Thicc

LOVES kids and it takes all of his willpower to not adopt a random child off the street

He’s a villain, but he’s got some a lot of morals

Like… Talking to his akumas and guiding them along, don’t let them kill anyone, and keep his loved ones from getting hurt

First person people go to when they need a poster for a school event

Reads comics and manga with Alya and Reshma

Alix:

Best friends with Nathaniel since they were born

Curses in Arabic sometimes

Only physically affectionate around Nath

Marinette’s partner in badassery and cyber goth fashion

Nathaniel paints designs on her skateboard and skates

She has him do henna tattoos on her arm because she can’t keep her hand steady enough to do them herself

Friendly rivalry with Kim

Mixed feelings about Monarch

I mean, he was nice to her on her birthday

Lives in the Louvre?? Are their apartments or something there?

Pretty close to Jalil

Just wishes he weren’t such a dork

Top of her history class

Has a friendly history class rivalry with Simon

Nathaniel cut her hair when they were seven, and she’s kept it like that ever since

MUSCLES!

Ivan:

He’s baby, you guys!

Just don’t get on his bad side

Doesn’t really see Monsrch as a villain, more like a being of chaos

Will carry you

Mom friend in training. Nino won’t always be around

Paints his nails

*Shrugs* Demiboy

Has a ton of horror themed stuffed animals he and Juleka bought at a convention

Meditates with Nino

Dyes Myléne’s hair when the colors start to fade (Kim and Juleka taught him how)

Marinette kinda scares him. She’s the only person able to carry him

Also has playlists inspired by his friends (And girlfriend)

Does beat poetry

Myléne:

Dresses like it’s the seventies

Owns a lot of bandanas

Kinda scared of Monarch

Goes thrifting a lot

Owns over two hundred iron on patches

Likes Indie rock bands

If Ivan doesn’t get upset, she will, and it won’t be pretty

Ivan: You’re beautiful when you’re angry.

Myléne: THEN I’M ABOUT TO BE A FUCKING SUPER MODEL!

Has fifty Body positivity patches

Broadway Baby

Naturally, she’s friends with Jean

Marinette thinks she’s iconic- A short theater-loving hippie with a fiery attitude who knows how to up-cycle and has a poet boyfriend

Loves mimes

Associated with a Children’s Hospital charity

Has handcuffs in case she needs to cuff herself to an important structure about to be demolished

If the right buttons are pushed, she will go feral

… Also, she knits

Juleka:

Pretty lesbian goddess!

Teenage Morticia Addams

May or May not have a spell books

And some of them may or may not work on unsuspecting assholes

Aurore’s ‘Sister of the Parasol’

Tallest girl in class (Alya’s just one millimeter short)

A little more outspoken than canon

Has binders just in case anyone else comes out

Knows every horror movie trope

Thinking about filing her teeth to make fangs

Naturally pale (It was a medical problem when she was born)

Always has just one spec of pink on her outfits

Speaks Icelandic since most of her favorite bands are from Iceland

The Princess to Rose’s Knight

Juleka: Rose, Marinette’s not our daughter from the future.

Rose: She wears pink, and she’s a cyber goth!

Juleka: … Well, she does have blue eyes.

Thinks Monarch is… Okay

Rose:

Everyone’s favorite chaotic ray of sunshine

Wears a ton of pastels

Thinks Juleka is the most beautiful thing in this world

Nathaniel is the most precious

And Alix is the most badass

In and out of hospitals (Tells people it’s a family emergency so they don’t worry)

Wears suits to formal events

Doesn’t look like it, but she loves grunge, heavy metal, death metal, grindcore, Viking metal, etc.

Yet, her ringtone is PFUDOR

Collects vintage perfume bottles

Has over fifty plushies at home

Paints Juleka’s nails

She thinks Monarch has his reasons since he doesn’t seem so evil

Still, she’s watching him

This girl can throw a punch

Watches a lot of Disney

Sabrina

Just wants school to be over

Wasn’t always Chloé servant

Chloé was just looking for the weakest person in class to do whatever she commanded… And since Nathaniel was out sick that day, she was stuck with Sabrina

Has a lot of stress balls

Thinks Alya is the most beautiful girl in class

Her parents are divorced because her mom was a total narcissistic who blamed her and Roger for all of her mistakes

Actually used to be friends with Marinette, Kim, and Nino. Then Chloé snatched her up

Is afraid to stand up to Chloé because of what she’ll have her father do

Has only met Adrien a handful of times during play dates

Had a crush on Max until he came out as gay

Actually really pretty

Outfits are a little… Avant Garde

Would give anything to punch Chloé in the face

Really likes berets

Due to having a police officer for a dad, she knows quite a bit crime trivia that it’s almost scary

She also knows how to disarm someone. Learned that when she was five

Doesn’t really have an opinion on Monarch

Chloé:

Has been terrorizing her class since they were six

No one can find a good bone in her body

And they have TRIED

Whips her ponytail in peoples faces

Has a pointing problem. She just points her finger in peoples faces

Marinette bit her four times

Has been flipped off more times than she can count

Abuses her qualified immunity

At this point, making peoples lives hell is just a game to her

Superiority complex to the max

… Narcissistic personality disorder? (arrogant thinking and behavior, a lack of and consideration for other people, excessive need for admiration, selfish, patronizing, demanding) … Yeah, that seems about right

Not above using her father’s position to make school hell for everyone (Little does she know, she’s putting him on thin ice)

Will I redeem her?… Chances are slim

Tried to get Marinette’s family’s bakery shut down just because she felt like it. And she almost succeeded, too.

She makes Sabrina do her homework

Hates Alya because no one in class should be prettier than her

I’ll do other characters later

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous #scarlet beetle and ikati black #nathaniel kurtzberg #lê chiến kim #nino lahiffe #max kante #marinette dupain cheng #adrien agreste #alya cesaire #sabrina raincomprix #juleka couffaine #rose lavillant #ivan bruel #mylène haprèle #chloé bourgeois #answered ask #mlb au

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findingtarshish · 10 months

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Chapter 1: There's something different about her...

It's Harmony's first time at Elysium, and the high-tension atmosphere is getting to her. She ducks into a side hall to get a break from the dead air, only to meet someone just as uncomfortable as her.

Written by @jasina85 and myself!

The art museum bustled with activity, despite the hour. This bright gallery space in the classics wing was packed full of mingling Kindred, each hoping to achieve their goals through subtlety and guile.

This was Elysium, the gathering of immortals. Here, the ancient monsters of the world rubbed elbows and held court over the secret societies of the night. Here, justice was dispensed, and fledglings were introduced to the wider world.

Harmony Adams, despite the indefatigability of the Blood, was exhausted. For two hours now, she had been paraded in front of ancients and elders, each of which appraised her like cattle, speaking only to her sire, rather than her, asking her abilities, her background, her temperament, like some unholy sommelier that aimed to select her as a refreshment for the evening. She wasn’t commonly ruffled by insults or cruel stares, but this much condescension and objectification was starting to grate her. And, of course, she had been forced to endure the judgemental stares of those who asked Katherine how her thaumaturgical studies were going, only to learn that she was unable to do magic.

It stung. She didn’t regret her choice, not really. The Night was everything Katherine had offered, and to her delight, she’d found that her power really could help people. Working nights meant she barely saw Ken, her stalker, anymore. Blood was even sweeter than Katherine had expressed; it was wonderful, it was addictive, it drove her absolutely wild. But she had looked forward to magic more than anything; to learn that she couldn’t do it made her feel like there was something wrong with her. Unable to take any more, she excused herself, and ducked into one of the side wings of the gallery, one that seemed unoccupied.

She massaged her temples, trying her best to steady her breathing. You’re ok, Harmony, she thought to herself. You can do this.

They shouldn’t talk to us like that. We’re better than them. Who needs magic? I can give you something so much better, the voice of the beast whispered in her head. Harmony shook herself. It spoke in her own voice, a dark, seductive, lurid voice of what she could become if she just gave in. She struggled to ignore the voice, breathing in through her nose and out through her mouth, eyes pulled shut, drowning out the stress and annoyance and anger with a quick prayer. Ahi hay Lilitu.

She took a moment to fix her hair and check her makeup in a pocket mirror. Satisfied that she was still presentable, she exhaled, flicked the mirror closed, and stowed it in her purse. It was at that moment that she realized she wasn’t alone in this gallery.

Harmony started at the appearance of the other woman, but she hadn’t seemed to notice her. Her back was turned to the young vampire, her gaze utterly focused on the painting before her. A long black evening dress clung to her thin frame, matching her shoulder length black hair. Harmony collected herself and approached her. “Good evening!” she said, mustering her brightest, most cheerful voice.

The evening presented itself equal parts dull and far too exciting for Olivia Heller’s liking. There was no mistaking this gathering for anything: this was a den of vipers, cloaked in false smiles and the pretense of culture. She actually tried taking advantage of the location; it was an art gallery, and so she did actually focus on the pieces on display. It was easier to make it through the night that way, and although she was hardly a patron of the arts herself, she could still appreciate the fruits of artistic labor. At least other vipers left her alone. They stared, of course, but at least none actually approached her. Olivia was only hoping to get through the night and go home bothering as few of them as was possible. She questioned why she was even invited in the first place. Unfortunately, she could hardly decline the invitation without drawing even more attention to herself. Sometimes, when someone stared at her a little too long, she felt her muscles tense up, wondering if they somehow suspected that the foreigner was not she seemed. Was there already a crack in her facade? She knew she was hardly a socialite, but she had hoped, perhaps against hope, that people would simply let her be. Well, perhaps people would, but only some of these Cainites could really be called people. Focus on one thing at the time, Olivia. Get through this, go home.

When she heard another voice, one unmistakably addressing her, Olivia tensed up once again, trying her best to hide it. She thought a moment about simply ignoring the voice, but she feared that might only cause an unpleasant scene. Alright then, Olivia. Best graces on, try not to mess this up too much.

“Oh. Good evening. I don’t believe we’ve been introduced.” The words didn’t come out as smoothly or as easily as she hoped they would. Her train of thought was interrupted, and she scrambled to control her tone better. “My name is Olivia.” she extended her hand in greeting, which the newcomer took. Olivia appraised the one who called out to her. She was a younger woman, around her own age, or maybe a little younger— though age was a deceptive metric in her current state. Her dark red evening dress fluttered in the conditioned air. Nevertheless, she did not exude an air of an elder, and Olivia swore she could see her chest gently rising and falling to the rhythm of breathing. Not a vampire then? A mortal? No, more likely a ghoul. Olivia had felt the woman’s heartbeat when they shook hands. It was a little fast, as if she was stressed. Not to mention, it was a little weak and thready. Anemia? She might have been just fed upon. Or perhaps the weight of the predators’ presence was just wearing her down.

Bold of a servant to address us so casually, is it not? Olivia shuddered as the voice of the Beast sounded in her ear. Of all the voices she could bear to hear tonight, this was one she had little patience for.

Quiet. I will not listen to anything you have to say. It felt almost like a physical effort to silence the voice, but she could still feel the expectation it had, and that expectation lingered. But she chose to push past it.

Harmony: [Intelligence + Academics (Art History), 7 dice, 5 successes]

Harmony gave her hand a polite squeeze in greeting. “Harmony, Harmony Adams.” She turned back toward the painting. Unbidden, her artistic chops rushed out, making a mess of her usual reserved decorum. “I love this one. The way the colors contrast, the raw emotion of the brushstrokes, it just makes you feel alive, don’t you think?”

Olivia chuckled despite herself, trying to stop herself from sounding cynical. “Alive… that’s a way to put it. Poetic, even. I suppose it all depends on who’s looking.” She didn’t feel alive, she hadn’t felt alive for a long time now. She wondered if she even remembered what that meant? She felt like she was existing. But living? Not as such. Still, she did not want to sound rude. “...but the colors are nice, indeed.”

Harmony smiled. “I suppose it does.” She took a sip from her teacup. “First time in Elysium? You seem a little… on edge, if you don’t mind me saying.”

That was one way to put it. It wasn't as though Olivia was expecting an attack of any kind, but a gathering like this had her firmly out of her depth. "Yes. It is a little unfamiliar. And I feel a little underdressed for the occasion, looking at some of the other guests." That was unfortunately also true. She had less time than she had hoped for to put her affairs back in order. She didn't even really have a proper fancy evening dress back before, so when she received the invitation, she had very little time, and little choice, but to rely on a rental. And the way some of the guests looked at her made it very clear it was considered a faux pas.

“I know how you feel, it’s my first time too. Some of the styles here are ancient even by Cainite standards.” She looked Olivia up and down, taking in how the silky black dress clung to her curves. Her cheeks warmed a little. “B-but I think your dress is pretty!”

Olivia finally mustered the courage to turn to look at the other woman. It felt rude to still avoid her gaze. She's beneath us. She doesn't even deserve to be looked at. She had to stamp down on the voice again, force it down where she couldn't hear it.

"I’m honestly a little surprised, most people seem to be avoiding me. Not least of all people like yourself… and thank you. Yes, the Cainites do seem to be stuck in the past, don’t they? Or their wardrobes are, at least." Olivia had to admit - it was nice to actually be talking with someone, and this woman seemed like a very pleasant person. It's a shame someone like you got wrapped up in this, she thought. She couldn't help but pity the woman; She was too nice for this kind of life. Olivia managed a smile, trying not to think about it.

Harmony giggled, unaware of Olivia’s conflicted thoughts. “So, why so far from the group, if you don’t mind me asking?” This side gallery was still within Elysium, but it was pretty far from every other vampire here.

“I prefer it here, honestly. It’s quiet, and the paintings generally don’t stare back with dubious intent.” Olivia managed a chuckle. The solitude was better, although her current company certainly wasn’t unwelcome. “Please, do not take this remark as an insinuation that I am not enjoying your company, but is it alright for you to be talking to me? I wouldn’t want you to get into trouble with your… master?” The thought gnawed at her a little. She may not have known her much, but she didn’t want the woman to get in trouble because she was chatting her up while she was meant to be ‘on duty’, so to speak.

“Huh? Oh!” Harmony blushed, clearly flustered. “Um… I, uh, think there’s been a bit of a misunderstanding.” She scratched the back of her neck nervously, and flicked her fangs out in a nervous smile. “I’m, um…”

“Oh? Oh! You’re… I mean I thought you were…” If she still could, her face would be flushed red from the sheer amount of embarrassment overrunning her brain. To mistake a vampire for a ghoul… she tried not to show how mortified she was of her mistaken assumption, but she knew that she was failing miserably at it. But wait, she had a heartbeat! She was breathing. There was more to her than met the eye. But for now, she had to try and smooth things over. “I meant no offense, I merely thought…”

Harmony laughed nervously. “It’s an easy mistake to make” She seemed embarrassed as she extended a hand again. “I suppose reintroductions are in order? Harmony Adams, of Clan Tremere.”

Tremere. Olivia tried to remember if she knew anything in particular about them. There hadn’t been many at her… previous employment. She knew they were sorcerers, that much she had been told, though in far less kind of words. “Oh, I have made such a fool of myself. Please, accept my most sincere apologies." She took the woman's hand. “Olivia Heller of Clan… Ventrue. To mistake a Cainite for… I hope I have not offended you.”

Harmony: [Composure + Subterfuge, 6 dice, 1 success]

At the word Cainite, Harmony flinched noticeably. “It’s alright.” She tried to hide it, but there was a sullen tone in her voice.

That wasn't the reaction Olivia was hoping for. "I am sorry, I feel like I have offended you once again, Fräulein Adams. I meant no slight…" Did she use the wrong word? She must have, but what? She racked her brain, trying to find the correct one. "But of course! I am so terribly sorry, Kindred is the term." Kindred, not Cainite. You're not with them anymore. Slip ups like that get you in trouble. She felt like she needed to change the subject. Her voice came out timid, more so than she hoped. "It was the teacup, actually."

Harmony: [Composure + Subterfuge, 6 dice, 3 successes]

Harmony still pouted a little at being called Kindred, but hid it better this time. She was a Lhaka, damnit! But she couldn’t afford an outburst, and even a gentle correction might be rude. But… the teacup? Why the teacup? “Oh!” She tipped the teacup so Olivia could see. A wet, red, unmistakable liquid rippled within.

Olivia: [Charisma + Insight, 1 die, 0 successes]

There was blood in the cup. Of course there was blood in the cup! Fräulein Adams was a vampire, what else would she drink?! You should drink too. I know you want to. Do it! Take her. Her blood is probably sweet. Sweeter than that foul muck you insist on. We're alone, no one will know! Olivia felt the all too familiar sting of hunger gnawing at the pit of her stomach.

No, damn it. Not here, not now, not her, not at all! She had specifically fed before she left, so this wouldn't happen. But it was happening. She could stamp down on it, for now. The voice wasn't hungry enough to put up much resistance yet. It might not last. She had to keep it together. "I see. This is all rather embarrassing. If any of my… clanmates saw me, they would surely point out it is all rather unbecoming of the blood, as it were. And being so disadvantaged by a… but I have embarrassed myself enough already." She desperately tried to stop herself from making a fool of herself again in front of the other woman. Clearly she was doing a very poor job of it.

Harmony giggled cutely, dramatically covering her lips with three fingers, leaving just enough revealed to show the corners of her mouth curling into a smile. “You don’t keep a lot close to the vest, huh?”

Olivia had trouble deciding if the other woman was being genuine, or playing with her right now. She was always bad at reading people. Maybe change the subject? "Let’s just say that events such as these aren’t my typical past-time."

“You’ll get no argument here,” Harmony mused with a sigh. “Give me a book, a mug of hot chocolate, and a quiet place to curl up any night.”

Olivia's racing thoughts paused at that. "Wait, chocolate? Surely, you are leading me on now!" She was a vampire! Normal food and drink tasted like ash, if she could stomach them at all. Surely this woman was just having some fun at her expense now.

Harmony looked away bashfully. “I’m not. I can still drink pretty much whatever I want. Eating’s still beyond me though, at least not without rousing the blood.” She chuckled nervously. “I didn’t lose as much as some in the Embrace. I’m a bit of an oddball, I know.” She looked away, the smile draining from her face. I didn’t gain as much, either, her thoughts unhelpfully appended.

Olivia: [Composure + Etiquette, 5 dice, 3 successes]

Well, aren't you lucky? Olivia thought. For some reason that hurt. Olivia knew jealousy when she felt it, and she was jealous right now. 'I didn't lose as much as some' just made her blood boil, but the last thing she wanted was to flip out at the woman. It took effort, but she managed. "Perhaps that is so, but I wouldn’t consider that a bad thing. I will admit, however, you are unlike any image of a Tremere I had. Perhaps I am simply misinformed." Not that she knew much of the Tremere to begin with.

“Well, that’s kind of the point of House Carna, isn’t it? We break expectations,” Harmony laughed, trying to get a handle on her own unruly thoughts

The click of heels sounded behind her. An elder approaching. A wine glass of thick red liquid was cradled in her fingers. She was striking, clad in her dark navy pantsuit and cravat, her round brass glasses perched on her nose just below a thin, faint scar across the bridge. Her grey hair was styled into a fashionable french twist. Bright golden eyes sparkled merrily as she caught a glimpse of her Childe. “Ma chérie! There you are! I was just looking for you. Who is this?” she said, motioning toward Olivia with her glass.

Harmony smiled radiantly, clearly glad to see her. Her cheeks lit up with a happy flush, and Olivia couldn’t help but notice just how pretty she was. A sort of quiet, mousy beauty, completed by those adorable glasses, but regardless, she had a certain innocent, bashful allure. “Katherine! This is Olivia. Olivia, this is Katherine Ithaca, my sire.”

Olivia wasn't sure who she was supposed to focus on now. Harmony positively lit up at the arrival of her sire. She hadn't really realized it until now, but her companion was… she was just… wow.

"Oh!" Focus Olivia - there's an elder in the room with you. "Frau Ithaca, a pleasure." Okay, think, think, are you supposed to curtsy, or is a handshake enough? She didn't know if the woman held any particular title, so she settled for a handshake. It felt more neutral. "Olivia. Olivia Heller."

Katherine: [Wits + Awareness + Auspex, 10 dice, 11 successes, Messy Critical]

Katherine furrowed her brow and took Olivia’s hand. She called upon the power of the blood to sharpen her senses. There was no pulse in this stranger’s hand, nor did she breathe. A faint scent of plastic tickled her nose. A familiar chemical used in preserving unfractionated blood. This was a Cainite, and one who preferred her blood cold. Interesting.

Hmmm, something’s odd about this one, Mother, Cayetano’s honeyed voice whispered in her ear. Let’s just have a little taste, hmm? I know you want to protect that little disappointment of a Childe, so why not enjoy yourself while you do?

Katherine twitched slightly as she shrugged off the voice of the Beast. Her first Childe’s voice was like nails on a chalkboard to her, a glaring reminder of her past failures. The monster they had become was Katherine’s fault, and the Beast never failed to remind her of that. Harmony wasn’t a disappointment, she was her wonderful pride and joy, and she would protect both her and her innocence. For now, words would learn what the Blood could not tell. If this stranger was a threat to her Childe, she’d find out. She forced a smile. “I see you have been quite enjoying the company of my beloved Childe. She’s quite something, isn’t she?”

Harmony blushed profusely at the compliment.

"Indeed she is! A remarkable person by all accounts. Though she certainly has me at a disadvantage." That was to put it mildly, but saying it was because of her own lack of social grace would only lead the conversation in a more uncomfortable direction. "Her company is most welcome. It certainly makes the evening much more pleasant."

Harmony: [Composure + Subterfuge, 6 dice, 0 successes]

The tips of Harmony’s ears were absolutely scarlet.

Katherine shot her Childe a glance. The irrational part of her surged with jealousy, before she wrenched her eyes back to the stranger. “I see. I must compliment you, Miss Heller, your manners are impeccable.”

Oh god, she was blushing. Harmony was actually blushing. And she looked incredibly cute when she did. She didn’t know vampires could do that. She mentally chastised herself for her distraction. Elder. Right here. Talking to you. Focus. "Thank you. I do believe one should hold herself to a certain standard. Even if… certain slip ups take place." She tried to give Harmony a discreet look, but didn't know if she succeeded or not.

The stolen blood running through Katherine’s veins suddenly ran hot. “Do you have a complaint about my childe?” she half-growled as she placed a hand on Harmony’s shoulder protectively.

Oh no. She was mad. This elder was very clearly angry with her. "What?! No, of course not! Nothing of the sort! If anything, it is she who may have… complaints…" Olivia suddenly felt like she was on very thin ice. She had to try and steer the conversation away from this. "If you’ll excuse me saying so, you look quite wonderful tonight as well!"

Harmony, her eyes wide, took her sire’s hand. “Really, Katherine, it’s okay. She’s been nothing but friendly.”

The grey-haired Lhaka breathed in and out audibly once, then settled to simply staring at the stranger, eyes slightly narrowed. “Very well,” she grumbled. She didn’t trust this lick. Something was off, some detail that didn’t make sense, but she couldn’t put her finger on it. She didn’t like the idea of her Childe being near a potential danger.

But Harmony was oblivious to the furious suspicion raging in her sire’s mind as she reached out to her Ventrue companion. “Really, I enjoyed talking to you, Olivia. If you’re ever in the area, come by my shop!” She set down her teacup and fished around in her purse, pulling out a business card. The rich brown cardstock was inked in gold, and a logo of a strange abstract bird perched on a crescent moon was inlaid in gold foil. Harmony Adams, Conservationist and Antiquarian. An address for a store, the Night Owl, was listed, alongside a phone number and hours.

Olivia: [Intelligence + Occult, 4 dice, 2 successes]

Olivia took the business card and gave it a look. Some kind of hermetic symbol, maybe, but she didn’t recognize it. The gold ink suggested this wasn’t active sorcery, however. She put it in her own purse, trying not to sound too overly excited about the prospect of the visit. "That sounds wonderful. I will be sure to pay you a visit some time. I take it you specialize in working with books then?"

Harmony brightened. This was her favorite topic, clearly. “I do! That was how Katherine found me, actually.” She and Katherine exchanged fond glances, both smiling. “If you need a book repaired, or are looking for a rare text or artifact, I’m your girl!” She furrowed her brow and turned to Katherine. “That reminds me, did the Regent receive that copy of Astrologiæ Nova Methodus I found for him?” She leaned toward Olivia, grey eyes sparkling. “It was a very exciting find, a first edition! They were all supposed to have been burned by the Church, but a certain Italian noble a few centuries ago was a little naughty.” She stifled a little giggle.

Katherine cleared her throat to refocus her Childe. “He did! He’s quite pleased. That was actually why I came to find you, he wishes to extend his thanks personally. The obligations of prestation await you, ma belle.”

"It seems your expertise is highly valued, Fräulein Adams." She felt on edge, still keenly aware of Katherine's gaze on her. "But perhaps I have taken enough of your evening, I’m sure there are others who would be delighted to have your attention. Fräulein Adams. Frau Ithaca." The words came out awkward, but she was trying her best to maintain her composure. She felt like she was being watched by a pacing tiger that hadn't quite decided what to do about her. She gave Harmony an apologetic look, before she turned around and started walking away, at a pace, despite her best efforts, too fast to be casual. What did I do to antagonize her so much?

Harmony opened her mouth and then closed it, floundering as the attractive raven-haired woman walked away. She hadn’t had a chance to say goodbye.

#vtm #vampire the masquerade #vtm oc #tremere #“ventrue”#Harmony Adams #Olivia Heller #Harmony and Olivia's Bitey Bite Hijinks

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―on the road again 🚐

· · ✦ 𝗒𝗈𝗎'𝗏𝖾 𝖽𝖾𝖼𝗂𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝖳𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝖺 𝗋𝗈𝖺𝖽 𝗍𝗋𝗂𝗉 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂𝗇𝗏𝗂𝗍𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽𝗌, 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗐𝖺𝗌 both 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝗈𝗋st yet 𝖻𝖾𝗌𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽'𝗏𝖾 𝖽𝗈𝗇𝖾. [1/2]

𝖢𝗁𝖺𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌: 𝗓𝗁𝗈𝗇𝗀𝗅𝗂, 𝖣𝗂𝗅𝗎𝖼, Xiao, kazuha, kaeya, 𝗌𝖼𝖺𝗋𝖺𝗆𝗈𝗎𝖼𝗁𝖾.

Tags: @extrakuli @space-dragon-ace

Zhongli

Certified driver.

This man does not shut the hell up, he's constantly Bringing up old memories about osmanthus wine, and those who share the memory.

Him and Diluc take turns driving, because they don't trust anyone else to drive. He usually drives whenever diluc is tired out.

But everyone (minus you and xiao) prefer Diluc, because zhongli drives UNDER the speed-limit. And whenever you tell him to drive faster, he Simple Chuckles, adjust the mirrors and goes "you can never be too careful."

And then proceeds to get voted into the back seat by literally everyone, including you, you apologise afterwards.

No one let's him touch the radio, because he puts on either Classical music or Love songs.

Like Scaramouche isn't trying to hear 02 symphony no. 5 eliusuah no elion the 3rd, Song of the moon, Night sky harmonies. Like Play rap, play metal, play rock, anything but whatever zhongli wants to hear.

Whenever you stop by Gas stations, Corner stores or etc. You'd expect him to buy everything because he's the eldest.

You couldn't be more wrong, you give this man a price limit and he goes above the price limit, and everyone is like in??? a??? Gastation???

Always either buys wrethers, peppermints or some old brand of soda you've literally never heard of??

Like it's your turn to pay for everything and Zhongli appears out of nowhere with Two bags of Werthers, and a Can of popfizz.

Bitch comes up to the counter with a candy bar named "Chuckles." And then acts surprised when scaramouche laughs at him. You literally had this coming, thinking it'd be okay to walk up to the Attendant with peppermints and.....is that can of soda called "Klink"???

Constantly offering people werthers, You and Xiao Love this man to much to say no, and the caramel is kinda addicting like???

"I'm glad you enjoy them, Back in my day-" "I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE-" 100% scaramouche.

Never take this man to a restaurant, ALWAYS ORDERS SUGAR PACKETS AND THAT'S IT.

Stares at the receipt for like 10 minutes, and then goes "Did anyone pack my Reading glasses?" Literally tries to get out the Car to unpack his suitcase.

"damn it old man, break a hip already!" - scaramouche.

He doesn't take scara to heart though.

Gets voted into the back, AGAIN

gets a little moody when a gas station doesn't have what he wants. So he has to improvise and get Sugar from a Chick'fil'ay

And then takes it out on the Worker???

"Why do you need Sugar packets, sir?"

"mind your own business."

.....

The car was to stunned to speak.

But that's a 4/10 chance so.

Over all 8/10 would take him.

Also you'd probably have to pack/unpack for him, because he keeps forgetting stuff???

Diluc

Walking talking ATM.

Every 10 minutes somebody is asking for a snack, or has to use the bathroom and this man cannot take much more of it.

Kept trying to leave kaeya at gas stations. Almost got away with it if we're for you meddling kids.

Is that parent that Gets in the car and sets the rules.

"When we get here I better not see any of..." "And that means you, Kaeya."

Constantly targeting kaeya for no good reason, and when you ask why, he'll just go. "I'm just keeping him in line." MF he Hasn't spoke since you tried to leave him at the gas station an hour ago.

I'm in LOVE with Bully!Diluc

Doesn't care about what's on the radio but is very Careful about who he let's maintain the Radio which means if you want to be in charge of the radio impress him. Insult kaeya

Usually he just Leaves the Radio in the Warm Palms of Kazuha.

Absolutely messes with Gorou.

"Dogs can't drive." Out of nowhere. Can you see Kazuha holding Gorou back in the backseats??

Stands at the Gas station door and loudly goes. "Tick tock! Time's wasting!" Stfu Scaramouche needs his Sour gummy worms and your gonna pay for them 👹

Ultimate Scaramouche victim. Gets his seat kicked and doesn't do anything about it.

But constantly yells "HEY! DON'T MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND!"

Ooh shiver me timbers😬

Threatens to take his belt off multiple times. And somehow that works?? Zhongli has to calm him down.

Kazuha is very clearly the favorite Child. And you can tell when You pull up to a restaurant and he goes. "What do you guys want?? Kazuha do want something ??" Like??? Okay.

You know those dad phrases?? Yeah, Get ready.

"Everybody got what they wanted from Mcdonalds??" "Alright, Let's rock and roll."

Repeatedly sends his fries back with a complaint. "They're to salty." "Not enough crunch." "Are these even cooked all the way." Bro stfu and eat them.

Everyone Rushes him to eat his food because he's type to Park in the parking lot and Eat.

Nostalgia.

He Digs in the bags and Seperates the food like a Parental figure. This actually gives me a lot of nostalgia because my dad does this alot.

"Who's Apple pie is this??" "Who ordered the Orange soda?" "Here, I got everyone fries." "S/o, You want some of mine?" This man keeps offering you food and You've never been more happy.

Randomly starts up conversations with everyone in the car, and it's the Cutest thing. Like imagine the Vehicle being silent at a Stoplight and diluc just goes "How is everyone, anyone need anything?" Like it's awkward but so endearing that he cares about the people around him.

Supplies Zhongli with money, Mostly because he orders things and then goes "does anyone have 150$??? there's a caribsea life stone On sale.." And everyone is like Mf what?? You ordered a 100$ rock knowing damn well your broke? 🤨

Sigh Single dad Diluc.

8.6/10 amazing.

𝘟𝘪𝘢𝘰

He's definitely that person that so quiet in the back of the Vehicle that everyone forgets he's even in the car.

So very often whenever he speaks

Everyone looks back to see who's voice it is

And they're all like "omg xiao i forgot you were back there!"

And then wonder why he says "nevermind." And puts his headphones right back on.

He only talks to you and zhongli by choice, or for entertainment. Don't get him wrong! He doesn't mind everyone else, but he's not really the talkative type! Which is why he won't even actually speak to you,

You and him spend hours texting each other, and some of the things he says has you Chortling in the backseat w him.

Whenever everyone stops at a Gas station for snacks, he's ALWAYS the first person at the counter, this man KNOWS what he wants 👹 he didn't come on this vaca to play games w y'all.

And it's always some sort of energy drink, You don't do nothing but use that damn phone, hell you need a Energy drink for?? To move your thumbs faster?? 👹👹

Eventually diluc gets fed up and tells him to pick Something else, and of course Li Steps in with the "Xiao is a growing boy, He's bound to have fixations at his age." Stfu Peepaw, That is a grown MAN you are talking about.

His Silence is disrespectful, He literally saw Diluc pull off on kaeya, and didn't say a thing, bitch turned up the volume to His Iphone 11 and Started playing flappy bird.

Him and kaeya made eye contact when it happened, which is why he downloaded flappy bird and started Playing. 😭😭😭

And then when kaeya accused him, he simply said. "No, i didn't see you." And everyone believed him right of the bat.

The amount of times you've had to share your food with him is impeccable 🙁

It's because he'd catch an attitude w diluc for not being able to get the drink he wanted, and out of anger he'd deny any fast food and then Be like "Damn, i should've said yes 🙁"

You hate watching him Starve himself simply to keep up w his pride, so You Tap his shoulder and Give him your Mcdonalds fries, Ultimate Sacrifice fr fr 💯

Internet leech.

"Can i use someone's hotspot??" NO 👹 but you can get off that damn dating sim and socialize like a normal being.👹

This is where talking with Li comes in, because your phone could be plugged in on like 15% and by the time Li is done your shit is on 87% and xiao is like "Damn, thanks old man 👍"

And then he puts his earbuds in and no one ever hears from him again for the next 6 hours.

Shares his fruit snacks with you, and you pretend to want an energy drink and then you trade half your drink for a packet of Fruit snacks. Y'all some Real Mfs. Respect 💯💯💯💯💯

7.5/10

He doesn't really do much, but he's unintentionally funny so your def in for a ride! 😂😂

Ugly lil mf too.

Kazuha

Scaramouche's 2nd victim.

This man has the patience of a saint because me and Balladeer would've been boxing in the middle row seats fr fr 🙁🙁

He usually prefers to sit in the middle seat of the Van, but will Sit in the front with Diluc if he asks him too.

Singlehandedly won diluc over by simply greeting him.

"greetings, diluc." "Get in the front." "Pardon?"

Ultimate babysitter, stops any unnecessary commotion going on in the middle and back row whenever diluc is stressed or busy.

Scaramouche hates him ❗❗

always avoids any attempts of fighting, the balladeer insults him? kazuha laughs softly. Scaramouche kicks his seat? Kazuha politely asks him too stop.

Scaramouche could literally open kazuha's door on the highway and kick the man out, and watch the man chase after the car and as soon as kazuha gets back in, he'll clear his throat and go "i forgive you." NO THWHE FUCK YOU DON'T ❗❗

During gas station stops he picks out healthy shit, like protein bars and bottles of fucking water.

he grabs a bottle of fucking Fiji water, and makes everyone else look unhealthy

As if canon 18 year old diluc didn't use fatui agents as punching bags !! 🤛

Has a phone but doesn't really use it, spends most of his time helping the elders (zhongli and diluc). Tending to the meek (making sure xiao hasn't gone deaf from how fucking LOUD his headphones are)

Keeping balladeer from bullying everyone, he doesn't mind getting bullied.

Eventually everyone got tired of scaramouche's constant condescending nature,

kazuha attempted to defend balladeer but then scara brought up kazuha's dead friend and―

"Diluc, pull over."

Kazuha and scara boxing in the walmart parking lot at 3:45 am??? 🤺🤺🤺

Kazuha gave him a deadly uppercut and everyone cheered and clapped because scara was unconcious for the next 5 hours. 🎉🎉🎉🎉

Literally loves listening to Li's old man stories, and even responds and asks questions to make him happy

As if scara isn't fighting to not visit the spiritual realm next to him 🙁

When scara wakes up, the beef is THERE ❗❗

I'm sorry but he's def a kazoo kid

Whenever it gets too silent, all you hear is kazuha clear is throat, i suggest you get ready cause he's about to give you the rawest fucking kazoo concert og your LIFE 🤺🤺

The car's peacekeeper fr fr 💯💯

10/10 probably knocks mouche out on a daily basis

Sadist fuck lmaoo

Kaeya

Man. 🙁

🤺🤺🤺

sigh, this guy is the victim of everyone and everything around him.

But somehow, manages to keep a positive and charismatic few of the world.

I'm tryna be like HIM. ❓❗

Diluc punching-bag canon?? YES ❗❗

Could probably cough and get cursed out by Diluc, if Scaramouche doesn't get to it first!

Despite the bullying, he's such a good travelling companion!! He's the humor in this sad dry ass van, travelling 1,000 miles to god knows where. 🏋🏋

Is the only person in this van, that actually like yk QUESTIONS things.

things like "Where are we travelling too?" or idk uhhh but the questions are there ✅✅

Pickiest eater in the Van, will constantly ask "do they sell ___??" and it's always something MADDD expensive,

Diluc is literally about to tear off thw fucking steering wheel and sell it on ebay because his card account is goinfg DEOWWN bc of u and kaeya. ❗❗

He starts conversations with you!! some of the best topics. ult Gossip girl 🗣🗣

Randomly starta gossip with you

"Do you know the muffin man?" LIKE YES I DO?? THE ONE WHO LIVES ON JEWELLERY LANE?? ONG 🗣🗣🗣🗣

tells you the craziest shit

Explains to you that the muffin man got a divorce, started drinking, got re-married to a hooker,

had 3 kids he didn't want and your sitting there w your jaw on the FLOOR.

Repeatedly asks if he could be the driver. Was immediately shut down by his brother.

Like damn ok diluc, fuck this ugly beige van anyways. i hope your day gets worse, like actually. 😕😕

Man, i feel bad for him. Ngl

6/10

orders chicken tenders too much.

SCARAMOUCHE

0/10 DON'T OPEN THE CAGE.❗❗

Who ever the fuck thought that inviting this bastard orphan artificial puppet child 2000, needs to get of some the Most destructive, life-threatening RETRIBUTION from diluc himself, on saturday, at 9pm, in target's parking lot because what the fuck, honestly 🗣🗣

Every couple of hours, diluc goes "everyone who agrees we should get rid of the puppet, raise your hand." 🤚

And everyone will raise they're hand except for kazuha because he's just too fucking nice, and xiao because his headphones are on 24/7 so he doesn't hear a THING.

This motherfucker is so rude for nothing.

Like I'm not joking, a literal demon in the flesh. 😐😐

Why is he even here?? he contributes NOTHING ❗❗

Orders some of the most expensive shit and blames it on kazuha or kaeya

Brings up dead relatives and then wonders why Kazuha gives him the most CRAZZY uppercut of his 300 years of existence.

The moment he spoke of his older sister killing tomo, Kazuha gave that man such a raw punch, he flew a few inches off the fucking ground and landed on his back half dead.

Bro almost had a tea party with his aunt

The kind ones pack a punch frfr ❗❗

he HATES zhongli and kazuha the most.

Ik it says he respects elders but c'mon now y'all, zhongli takes like a hour just to pick between nuggets and fries as his side dish when they go to a restaurant, this man HAS A RIGHT TO BE ANGRY

He doesn't bother xiao, cause xiao probably won't hear him.

Makes fun of everyone's snack choice and then proceeds to buy a fucking party size pack of oreos and DOES. NOT. SHARE. 🗣🗣

Always knows what he wants whenever they stop at a store, or gas station.

Kicks diluc's seat to get his attention.

Despite his stank attitude, he's so handsome, like 5 people have walked up to diluc and went "aww, your son is so handsome, how old is he?" The absolute grin diluc holds back while going "he just turned 16." 😉

Scara is banging on the window and snarling like a wild beast behind him. 👹👹👹

The only thing that's stopping him from getting out and pouncing on diluc is kazuha's iron grip, the seatbelt and 5 pieces of tape that are holding him against the seat.

If they all go inside a restaurant, they leave him in the car 🚗 🚗

Kinda like those funny pics of those signs in car windows that are like "do not disturb! the air conditioner is on and he's listening to his favorite song." with the dog in the front seat. 🐕

But instead it's scaramouche tearing the head off a doll that's designed similar to his mom like the bitch boy psycho is he. 😕😕

0/10 you opened the cage.

@runawayengineer

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