#crack headcanon

[zukos-other-missing-eyebrow]

sokka the twice listener x zuko the enhypen listener

#idk bro #do you think zuko listens to ateez too #zuko is kinda enhypen coded im not too sure why #heart shaker is sokka's song #crack headcanon #crack headcanons #zukka #zuko #sokka #avatar #atla #avatar the last airbender #kpop #twice #enhypen

[artemfication]

MC going full on Buzzfeed Unsolved once they’re back in the human realm and just fucking with the entire internet by scheming with the brothers, pretending to try and make contact with evil demons and disguising the DDD as a ghost communicator thing.

After recording they just laugh about it and send each other all the funny comments they can find about the video. Sometimes (with some help from Solomon’s magic) they infiltrate a ghost communicator channel of some random ghosthunter influencer person just to fuck with them like they’re prank calling.

Lucifer thinks it’s childish but when he feels like it, would put up a little show by throwing out threats pretending it’s one of his brothers while MC is mentally dying from laughter as they hear him go off through the DDD, even though they have to act terrified.

Satan, Mammon and Belphie especially enjoy being part of the scheme and Diavolo is always asking when there is a new episode being released, because even he is watching the videos with Barbatos and thinks it’s absolutely hilarious.

#obey me x reader #satan x reader #beelzebub x reader #belphegor x reader #asmodeus x reader #mammon x reader #lucifer x reader #leviathan x reader #obey me headcanons #obey me satan #obey me lucifer #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #crack headcanon #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me solomon

[fallout-fucker]

Random Sole x Hancock Headcanon - Emails.

Sole figures out how to get some sort of online connection up and running again purely so they can send emails to Hancock's terminal from their Pip-Boy whenever they're apart. Love sick idiots.

Cue Hancock blushing and kicking his feet whilst reading the emails. He invents the ;) emote. Sole, in turn, makes the ^-^ and :3 emotes.

They both invent selfies. Hancock's the first to send one when he realises he can send pictures. It's a fucking process but he barters for old parts here and there and gets help from Kent. Eventually he has a working camera for his terminal. The first selfie was him stood on his couch, high af and surrounded by an assortment of baked goods (Edibles) he made. The email said 'Look what I can do ;D'.

He regularly sends pictures of what he's baking or random selfies when he's high.

Sole then made a similar upgrade to their Pip-Boy the minute they could. They send him random pictures of cats and other creatures they see in their travels. Cool views or old, historic buildings and art they think he'd enjoy. A collection of Dogmeat being cute. They sent one of Danse falling over. They send him pictures of books they'll think he like. Usually literature, history, or STEM stuff. Sole also takes pictures with their shared friends and lets them email him too from their arm for a quick update.

They also show off their new builds and inventions. Gun mods, armour, ect.

They also share a 'Spotting Deacon In The Wild' collection. They have a running joke that every new disguise they spot is a 'Deacon Variant' or new Deacon 'Synth'. They add names for each 'character' and the email will say '[Insert Character Name] Deacon Unlocked!' Like, Butcher Deacon, or Diamond City Guard Deacon, etc.

On that note, they invent memes. Usually from pictures of other companions or each other.

Like when Nick was 'sleeping' one time (Wide eyed stare Synth style) and Sole sent a picture of him, captioned 'Me after the horrors'.

Or when Preston was stood looking out at the Sanctuary River after a long night. Coffee in his hand. His hat and one shoe missing. Expressionless as he stared at the sunrise.

Hancock replied 'Me fucking too, brother'.

Sole will update him on their whereabouts regularly so he stays sane.

Hancock will tell them about how Goodneighbour is doing. From Mayoral plans to general gossip. How Daisy is doing, how the local kids are, etc.

Sometimes Hancock sends the most cryptic chain spam looking things when he is stoned.

Sole can email him whenever they're nearby and plan on visiting.

Hancock sometimes requests items if he knows they’re on their way, but only if they happen to come across it or already have whatever it is.

Will email them questions that he doesn't actually mean for them to answer. Just questions to the void, really. He just uses them as an outlet for his thoughts a lot.

Or for help on a crossword puzzle.

Sole will email him when they can't sleep just in case he's also awake. Nights feel really lonely when everyone you knew died 200 years ago.

Sometimes they ask him for knowledge. Like 'Do you know if this plant is poisonous?' or things that most Commonwealthers know for survival, but Sole is still figuring out.

They ask him for leadership advise. Especially during big decisions.

They both tell each other things they've seen/heard through the grapevine that they think the other should know. 'I heard that guy you were looking for was seen in Bunker Hill' 'Some Gens 2s were spotted patrolling Medford Hospital' 'Hi :) Sorry for the late response, I was running for my life :( Tell your traders to stay away from the East Bridge- Gunners'

#Taking advantage of the fact they both canonly have devices on hand #They bring back wifi just to fucking send each other notes what idiots (I love them) #Do you think Sole ever goes to call him and realises phones don't exist anymore. #John Hancock you would've LOVED facetime #Hancock invents facetime in the Fallout Canon just to talk to his husband/wife #If Sole can have a radio tower for the Castle #Who's to decide what they can't do #They're both so smart but so dumb. They share one braincell and Dogmeat has it. #Fallout #Fallout 4 #Hancock #Sole Survivor #John Hancock #SoSu #Hancock x sole #Crack headcanon

[cove-simp]

i apologize in advance...

#i wanted to edit bowling shirts on them #but i don't know how to use photoshop lmao #don’t come for me because I used sprites from different steps #crack headcanon #our life #our life beginning and always #cove holden #Cliff Holden #clifford holden #derek suarez #our life derek #baxter ward #our life baxter #cove our life #mr suarez

[0peachii]

stands on stage with a microphone in hand

I DREW THE TWO AGAIN🗣️‼️

she got stuck on her homework so she asked her dad to help her <:]c (im rlly proud of this what the hell,,,..,.,.,)

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#ata #amanda the adventurer #aaf #andys apple farm #crossover #crack headcanon #digital art #fanart #art #peachiisart

[derxwnakapsyla]

Derxwna's Insane Ramblings - The Hakurei God "Headcanon"

So, this is the "Headcanon" I've come up with in regards to the identity of the Hakurei God. It utilizes some of the concepts that have been brought up in Touhou media. Not a whole lot, but there is one key concept that I've latched onto as a sort of "crux" for this insane concept.

I will warn you now: this has holes in it. In no way is this a stable "theory". It's the product of coming up with how I wanted to handle certain aspects of Touhoumon Asteria's story to make it less... depressing. And also to avoid a specific trope that the old draft made. Anyway!

By the time this headcanon takes place, Maribel is experimenting with the abilities she showcased during Trojan Green Asteroid, and they have reached a point where she can more consciously manipulate boundaries. Renko and Maribel take frequent adventures through her use of these abilities. It isn't perfect though, and this is reflected as such on one adventure where Maribel ends up, albeit unintentionally, manipulating the boundaries between past and present, leaving both her and Renko stranded an indeterminate time in the past, long before modern era.

The two of them eventually come across a shrine, and are taken in by the head priest of said shrine. For free room and board, Renko and Maribel offer to assist around the shrine, lending aid where they can. While this is going on, Maribel continues to practice with her own powers.

Both Renko and Maribel are trained in the practice of being shrine maidens for the shrine they were living at, offering services in place of the head priest of the shrine. People took a shine toward Renko the most, as she was able to help them with her modern knowledge, which people of this era considered to be "miracles". In turn, the amount of faith they were pouring into Renko specifically began to change her from a normal human into an Arahitogami- a Living God.

Maribel's experimentations with her abilities also began to warp her from being a normal human. Traditionally, she would be referred to as a "Magician". But a human who becomes a magician is just one step removed from losing their humanity entirely and becoming something else- in her specific case, a Youkai.

(I think you're starting to see where this is all going.)

Both Renko and Maribel noticed that, while the head priest and their children were getting older, they themselves were not. They did not age any further, did not look any older. Time effectively stopped for the both of them. Both had transcended their humanity, in very different ways. Renko, becoming effectively the de-facto god of the shrine they were staying at, and Maribel, who separated herself from her humanity and became a Youkai with the ability to manipulate boundaries.

The two of them knew that there was no way their future-past selves could learn about this- they themselves didn't know after all. Using the newfound control of her powers, Maribel manipulated the boundary between the Known and Unknown to completely erase hers and Renko's name from history. In order to seal their fate, Maribel adopted a new name- Yukari Yakumo.

Eventually, the shrine the two of them stayed at was merged with another clan when the priests from one married into another family. A clan of powerful Youkai Hunters, with the surname "Hakurei". The shrine was then renamed to the Hakurei Shrine, with its patron, god, a girl flung far from her time, residing in the shadows. And a Youkai, someone who should be vehemently opposed to the concept of Youkai Hunters, acting as its guardian, offering to train its Priests and Priestesses.

BUT THATS JUST A THEORY

A GAME THEORY

THANKS FOR READING

#Touhou #maribel hearn #renko usami #yukari yakumo #Crack Headcanon #I warned y'all that this thing was crack and had more holes in it than swiss cheese. #But hey dont take my word for it #see for yourself

[tokillamockingbird427]

Crack headcanon

Logan will stab someone if they flirt with Keegan

Logan with the knives again, his ass is NOT beating the "Quiet knife guy" allegations.

Not even fatally, just in the back or asscheek most the time. He's not trying to kill them, but make their life really difficult for a while.

Hesh has tried confiscating the knives. Logan finds more. Or he'll John Wick em with a pencil.

Keegan's reaction each time is boiled down to "Aww, babe! You silly goose, you." *Boop*

#this is so dumb lmfao #call of duty #call of duty ghosts #keegan p russ #logan walker #walruss #hesh walker #beloved anon #crack headcanon

[thevalleyisjolly]

Concept: Caleb and Beau always have the worst timing with the Sending stones.  Nearly every single time they use it, the other person is “busy” 😏😏😏.  It gets to the point where if they haven’t heard from each other in a while and they’re getting concerned, they’ll just sigh and make bedroom eyes at Yasha or Essek because statistically speaking, they’ll probably be interrupted.

In a hut in the Cyrios Mountain, Isharnai cackles with satisfaction.  Normally she’d have cursed the little blue tiefling woman, but she’s enjoying the semi-regular baskets of variety muffins too much so she’ll settle for the monk and the wizard instead. 

#critical role #critical role spoilers #crack headcanon

[acidbathart]

The easiest way to color, it feels like cheating

#bob velseb #spooky month bob #spooky month #art #Bobby for life #crack headcanon #I feel like he’s detached himself from his family but only cheery picks who he visits once in a while #yk…​being a prisoner and all #maybe like his sweet grandma that doesn’t know why he’s in prison lol #bakes him his favorite southern dish #like oxtails or something

[magpies4nights]

Tiny Terson x Rose from the Titanic movie (Dev log #13)

DARRRRRLIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGG!!!!! GUESS WHO’S BACK FROM JAILLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!! (HEHEHE)

(Rose and Tiny Terson r in luv and stea; cers 2getha..... goalz <3 /j)

I’m here now. Well, I’ll be honest. Other than the fact there probably might be a ghost following me around on campus now (the lights in my bathroom act strange, birds are landing close to where I am and stare at me and sometimes it feels like someone is touching my head), there’s nothing eventful in my life. Well, I went to an Easter party. They said we’d be back at 6, but they were wrong. We came back at 8 and I fell asleep IMMEDIATELY. I did drink a bit, I don’t know if that made my anxiety worse there because the whole time I was on edge even though I was surrounded by South Americans. Aaaanyways, if you saw my last post on this blog, this is the only dev blog for April. Unless I forget, which quite honestly, is unlikely. Yeahhhhhhh, the reasons are on that post. I'll see y'all in May, and for now enjoy this one for the time being.

Aaaaanyways, game stuff. Party Person’s base sprites are done. Halloween Herson’s sprites are almost done. I didn’t think her design through, shame on me, because it’s a pain to animate her, lol. As a punishment for her existence (Well, I think I did all the GASA4AM characters dirty but I think I did her and Dummy the worst), she gets no walk cycle! she just teleports now. Dummy was feeling generous that day and gave her their ability. After hers are done I think I’ll start if Father Figure’s.

Anyways, I guess this isn’t a reference, but there is one GASA4AM head cannon I like and that’s trans femme Cashier. I don't remember where I found this headcannon, but I don’t know, it makes sense to me. I wish I came around this headcannon earlier, because I would have made her real but for now she’s an egg.

(I'd like to think after Xandra gets deleted the Cashier would take inspiration in the way she does her hair and makeup... that's her way of coping with Xandra's death now haha.)

#fan game #gasa4 #gasa4sc #still not tagging this with the titanic (1997) tag #fan character #fanmade music #crackship #crack headcanon #Scaperat

[itsybitsybatsyspider]

Okay, so imma project my interests onto my current hyperfixations. And thank you @hamartia-grander for enabling me and understanding my thought process <3

so anyway

Sixty loves to cook.

it was something that no one really expected, especially from the standoffish, reluctant deviant, but somehow it piqued his interest. He somehow caught a glimpse of a video playing on Youtube and it all just took off from there.

It started relatively, small. Following some video instructions, diving down the cooking rabbit hole, looking up basic techniques and tricks, and the uses of specific knives and such. And then it just evolved from that.

Sooner or later, he was buying ingredients to try the video tutorials himself. Paying attention to the results from each one, and if one didn't turn out the way he hoped it would, he tried again, this time eliminating the mistake that made the less-than-ideal results.

the concept that truly makes him interested, is the constant learning and improvement. He can only become better by trying again and moving forward, so that's what he does. Almost obsessively sometimes. He was supposed to be the superior prototype model after all. But he can only improve through trying again. This time without making as many mistakes as his past self. until he's good enough

It also leads to Hank just having a shit ton of leftovers in his house that he doesn't know what to do with. And with him and Connor witnessing Sixty's increasingly ambitious projects.

Hank: what's that you're working on? Sixty: marinading chicken in buttermilk for fried chicken tonight. Hank: Oh nice, sounds good.

Hank: Whatcha got this time? Sixty: I plan on making homemade burger buns for tomorrow's dinner. Hank: oh... well that'll be interesting

Connor: why is there flour everywhere? Sixty: I'm making pasta Connor: but there's flour on the ceiling? Sixty: .... it's very excited

Hank: Oh FUCKING CHRIS- SIXTY! Can you tell me why there are CHICKEN SPINES in the fridge? Sixty: I'm making chicken stock. I plan to use it for chicken noodle soup. Hank: Couldn't you literally use any other part for this? Sixty: But we used the chicken wings for last night's dinner and i'd already saved the broken down chicken. I didn't see the point in buying more and wasting perfectly good spines. And they have the connective tissue and cartilage I need. Aside from that chicken feet would've worked fine but- Hank: okay please stop

Sixty: psst... Hank Hank: .....oh god....what is it? Sixty: I made soup Hank: ......... Sixty: do you want some? Hank: .......it is 3 in the morning. Sixty: yes, i've been working on it for eight hours Hank: .... yeah alright

(was that last one inspired by true events? Perhaps)

Connor gets him a chefs knife for his Activation Day and Sixty is OBSESSED WITH IT. He takes such good care of it, and purchases a whetstone and honing rod to keep it maintained.

As soon as North finds about it though, she pulls him aside one day and goes,

North: So, i heard you got a Seido knife for your Activation Day. A Seido Kiritsuke Damascus Chef Knife to be specific. Sixty: Yes I did. Why do you ask? North: You want another one? Sixty: ....

Connor: where did you get all of these knives so quickly Sixty: I know a guy

...

Sixty: what do i say when they ask where I get all of these knives North: just say you know a guy

...

Hank: so just to be clear, we both know it's North who's giving him the knives right? Connor: oh, obviously. I didn't need to be a detective android to figure that one out.

he starts a Youtube cooking series that's just him with a passively aggressively voice over. It's getting subscribers.

Nines tolerates cooking. He sees it as a way to show his love for others but outside of that he isn't as into it as Sixty.

Connor has too much anxiety around cooking. He can do it, but he'd be a perfectionist. None of his dishes turn out the way he wants them too or when they do he still manages to find something to nitpick. It's only because of Hank and other human coworkers and their kind words that dont lead him into completely giving up on the hobby.

Sixty leaves food for people without telling them. Whole ass casseroles and family dinners show up out of nowhere.

He'd rather die than tell them it's him.

His passive aggressive Youtube series starts getting popular.

Oh god where did he get all the knives??

(feel free to add on if you wish)

#dbh #dbh sixty #dbh nines #hank anderson #do not tag as ship #crack headcanon #dbh connor

[aspiringnexu]

Did anybody else on their first reading of The Hobbit get confused with the whole stumbling into the Elvenking’s party in the middle of Mirkwood bit? Because as a kid I completely missed that the party kept ‘moving’ because the forest was enchanted (Thranduil probably kept using illusions to subtly shift the dwarves away so they could continue partying but the short fuckers kept finding their way back) and I thought ‘no wonder he’s so miffed with them, every time they showed up they had to turn out the lights and pack everything away and find a new clearing to set everything up only for the dwarves to interrupt again, I’d be annoyed too’

Because apparently in a story of dragons and wizards and magic rings my child’s brain went with the completely mundane image of Thranduil hurriedly turning off the torches with a bit of magic whilst the elves bundled all their stuff up and marched off to find a spot of dwarf-less forest so they could party in peace.

#LOTR #the hobbit #thranduil #wood elves #Crack headcanon #first party all year and it gets crashed by a bunch of dwarves #what are the chances? #movie!Thranduil is annoyed at the dwarves because they're trespassing #book!Thranduil is annoyed at the dwarves because they're upsetting The Vibe #honestly most of the motivation in the book is brought on by sheer pettiness and spite #which would have been a very different movie #but honestly it's a very Thranduil thing for trespassing and party crashing to be equally serious offences

[holycrimin]

One of the best headcanons I've ever come up with in the shower is that Nya's eyes, on very rare occasions, look like fish eyes

And it makes her look SO FREAKY

There was a time they were fighting some villains and Nya's eyes became fish eyes, which not only caught them off-guard, it permanently changed their perception of Nya forever

Nya can do it on command, she just chooses not to

#ninjago #lego ninjago #nya smith #nya jiang #ninjago nya #nya headcanon #ninjago headcanon #crack headcanon

[thevalleyisjolly]

Concept: Everyone’s always asking who Gil-Galad’s parents are and he’s always just smiled enigmatically because he doesn’t know himself. 

Look, he’s grilled Círdan and his mother a hundred times, and all Círdan would say was that his mother had turned up at Balar with him as an infant and claimed that his birth parents were Noldorin royalty.  Meanwhile his mother would only say that his birth parents made her promise to keep him safe and that she swore an unending oath to never betray their trust.  Which is all very well and good because he loves her dearly and she’s the only parent that he knows or really wants, but he is still curious about who his birth family is given the crown they inadvertently left him with.

Ereinion Gil-Galad arrives in the Halls of Mandos with a mission.  The Maiar who serve Námo aren’t quite sure how he managed to summon the strength of will to interact with the other houseless spirits, but he’s got a laundry list of Finwëans that he’s systematically going through and it’s getting to be a problem.  He had a blazing row with Fëanor the other day that started with the exact nature of Maedhros and Fingon’s relationship and devolved into comparisons about who pulled off their fiery death better, and everybody in the vicinity thought that Dagor Dagorlad was starting.

Námo is privately amused, but agrees to re-embody Gil-Galad since he is clearly more than ready to return to the world, and also this now makes him the problem of everyone else in Valinor.  Over the next few Ages, anyone in Valinor with any connection to the House of Finwë, no matter how distant or tenuous, learns to sidle out of the room as unobtrusively as possible whenever Ereinion Gil-Galad, former High King of the Noldor, walks in with that focused gleam in his eyes.

Eventually, with not a single Elf in either Valinor or Mandos admitting to anything despite his best efforts, Gil-Galad is forced to conclude that there is a possibility, however slim, that he is his own dad.

He starts researching time travel and Elven asexual reproduction.  Really, no one should be surprised when he actually manages it.  If the Noldor are known for anything (apart from kinslayings, great hair, questionable life decisions, more kinslayings, and shiny jewels), it’s setting their minds and wills to great workings that should be impossible. 

(Gil-Galad is mostly responsible with this power, and doesn’t even change history a little bit.  He does use it to appear on top of Barad’dûr right as the Ring is destroyed and look Sauron in the Eye and go “Did you know you’re on fire there?” before immediately bouncing back to his own time.  But since he’s not actually changing anything and Sauron did kind of burn him to death last time and it is objectively very funny, the Valar agree that he gets that as a freebie)

#lotr #silmarillion #gil-galad #crack headcanon #really; this whole post is a joke reference to fantasy high #go watch the video 'fantasy high but it's just gorgug asking people if they are his dad' #it's a d&d actual play show and the context is that the character is adopted and trying to find his birth dad #and he does this by just going around and asking everyone if they're his dad

[lavibookmansflatass]

We all know the likeliest one to be a stripper out of the main four is Lavi. I know that man practices on the pole of his hammer. I dont make the rules.

#d gray man #dgm #lavi bookman #crack headcanon