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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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alex rider + text posts part 3

#alex rider #yassen gregorovich #kyra vashenko-chao #tom harris

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Alex Rider is a good show because the core trio is so evenly balanced Alex can DO the stuff and Kyra can THINK and HACK the stuff and Tom holds EVERY OUNCE OF COMMON SENSE

#alex rider #kyra vaschenko chao #tom harris

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alex: *joins a terrorist assassin organisation*

alex, when the organisation does terrorism and assassinations:

#alex rider #like honey #you knew what you were getting yourself into what did you expect??

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I love our core trio, featuring law-abiding characters like Alex "the only crime you can go to prison for is murder" Rider, Kyra "if their firewalls aren't strong enough to keep me out they don't deserve privacy" Vaschenko-Chao, and Tom "I don't think girls and boys should sleep in the same room together" Harris

#alex rider #alex rider tv #kyra vaschenko chao #tom harris

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Julia: John deceived us, he was playing us, he was mi6 all along, he was never one of us!!

Yassen: That sounds like a you problem, I don't give a fuck

#alex rider #yassen gregorovich #julia rothman #alex rider spoilers #i love yassen so much #he's the best

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he's a babyboy, he's a killer, he's the worst spy the uk has ever seen, he's the next james bond, he's more scared of his babysitter than he is of international threats. what's worse? he's blonde.

#alex rider

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𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘹 𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘳 + 𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘱𝘵 2

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we at mi6 prioritize diversity. one of our agents is a child

#alex rider

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me when i fuckin uhhh

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Today is the Day Barry vanishes due to the crisis. Ofcourse it would have if events hadn't been changed. Did you know today was that day?

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happy flash missing vanishes in crisis to all those who celebrate

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today is the day the Flash allegedly vanishes after a fight with the Reverse Flash.

In other news, has anyone seen Barry Allen today? He didn't come into work this morning.

#the flash #dc comics

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this couldn’t be said any better

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to all my mutuals and friends. im so sorry

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SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE BRUCE A MEDAL FOR PUTTING UP WITH THIS HORRIBLE DEMON CHILD HE'S THE WORST, HE'S DOING IT BECAUSE HE LOVES YOU AND HIS LOVE LANGUAGE IS ANNOYING YOU INTO HAVING FUN AND YOU KNOW THAT.