#crack ask

[phlurrii]

Does Meau need any sort of outside help to give birth to a baby? Obviously not a mate, as you've said. But anything like TC's flower? Or does she literally just go "Yup let's do this" and poof! Pregnant!

Just a disclaimer, this is NOT cannon or how this happened!

Anywho! Onto the actual question, the answer is that second thing! Meau can just become pregnant at will. I’ve explained the exact details else where, but the basics is done similarly through Binary fission! In Meau’s case, they can use parts of their active DNA, aka what makes up them, and their dormant DNA, aka what they used to create other Pokémon to pop out a kit! Only issue is it’s very, very draining ;>

#mew #ancient mew #pokemon #the ancient mew #mew pokemon #ask #mewtwo #pokémon mew #pokemon mewtwo #ask comic #crack ask

[asherisawkward]

Titan!Luz: Alright Belos, I will spare you under ONE condition

Belos: Yes! Anything!

Titan!Luz: You give an apology to everyone on the Boiling Isles

Belos:...

Belos: On second thought maybe it wouldn't be so bad If I-

Smash cut to a black eyed Belos in booth with a "Get you apology from Emperor Belos here" banner while Titan!Luz is standing behind him with a smug look on her face.

You. I like the ways you think. This is hilarious!

#The Owl House #TOH #Watching and Dreaming #WAD #Philip Wittebane #Emperor Belos #BelosFansTakeover #Luz Nodeda #Crack Ask #Ask

[edhellfire]

"You don't approve of my sunglasses?"

"They're a little too big for you but I know you like big things so its fine."

#chrissyfied #crack ask

[nighttime-radio]

I call to make my presence known and ask one simple question...

When will I be allowed to eat the God of Death?

Will it be hours? Days? Months? Years? Decades? I crave the knowledge of knowing its taste, I want to take a bite out of it to satiate my curiousity.... Before I am torn to shreds, of course. The God of Death spares no one. But maybe it will let me live out of pity and amusement long enough to finally answer the question that I've been longing for. Afterall, no one has accomplished such a task so far, and I wish to make a name for myself in death, if I cannot make a name for myself in life...

ah yes…YOU

i recognize you…

For the last time, you are NOT allowed to eat Menahem. All this time you keep asking, but the answer will remain the same. Just because Menahem is kind and patient enough to spare you so far does not mean everyone else is. I hear Rashida has already sent her verdict, and that your punishment begins with the plague you now carry… how is that going by the way? With every word causing you pain? Clearly it hasn’t stopped you from making the call anyways, but I can certainly hear your suffering through the receiver… im sorry you had to hear that dear listener… that was merely a call from an… old friend… but never mind that, goodnight.

and thanks for tuning in…

#YOU #ONCE YOU HEAL FROM YOUR SICKNESS I AM GOING TO FUCKING GET YOU!!!! #He has a wife you heathen #stop trying to tongue fuck a bone scorpion #Nighttime radio #crack #crack ask #god damnit wyatt #God of death #Menahem #Scorpion #bone scorpion

[madmanwonder]

(ask, original, crossover, persona x kangoku senkan, crack) Ryuji, after his date with Beatrice and Kila was ruined by Neo Terra's forces, made announcement video about Donny Bohgan being bitch-ass motherfucker with very tiny dick, who pissed on his date, and how Ryuji pissed on his ship (read: destroyed it) in revenge. How Kushan girls would react on it? Inspired by Sonic Adventure 2 fandub.

Beatrice: *Deadpan* That man is truly the paragon of mediocrity.

Kila: *Sadistic Chuckle* But he do make good entertainment in his pitiful state.

#my hero academia #kangoku senkan #kilia jech #beatrice kushan #crossover au #crossover au ask #crack post #crack ask #anon ask

[carlyraejepsans]

sans undertale would not make i fucked your wife jokes. people want to make jokes about sans fucking asgore's wife but sans the character would NOT do that r you kidding me. you can cut the secondhand embarrassment with a knife every time they're in the same room together, sans likes the guy, i bet he feels genuinely kinda bad for asgore. he'd be like sorry about the dating your ex wife thing. to be fair she's a really cool ex wife. and asgore would be like (rescue shelter dog sigh) She is.

#i do think he would keep things polite but distant in the early days post pacifist because tori doesn't want anything to do with him #but after some time passes and they became tentative friends he probably like. asks him to manage the grill at the cookout together #gifts him a HUGE sized pair of socks right back for that other time #cracks some jokes. like they seemed to be on pretty good terms in the game #undertale #sans #asgore #soriel

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

anyone else have multiple traumatic memories associated specifically with holidays/family vacations? because that is a topic I never see discussed in all the So You Had A Shitty Childhood, Now What? self-help books i've been reading. but for me, it was a significant thing. and the more i think about it the more it seems like this would be an (unfortunately) common experience. would be grateful to hear if this matches other peoples' experiences...

#not a shitpost #serious post #ask to tag #tw trauma #cptsd #c-ptsd #and if so we should TALK about it #because it means there are a whole group of survivors out there whose mental health regularly worsens during holidays #like i know i am most certainly not the only person who feels an undefined Dread hanging over christmas/my birthday/july 4 etc #bc too many shitty things happened during those times and now my brain is hypervigilant bc traditionally these are the Danger Times #and this seems like it would be particularly common for survivors of abusive/dysfunctional households (aka most people with c-ptsd) #because holidays/vacations typically mean 1) the whole family is together/being forced to interact #2) and undergoing external stressors e.g. travel/relatives aka 'outsiders' visiting/routines & coping mechanisms being interrupted etc #3) there is social pressure for this to be a Fun Family Bonding Experience which only highlights the cracks in the foundation #and exposes the common Everything Is Fine/We Are A Happy Family lie #4) the cognitive dissonance of feeling tired/anxious/stressed/afraid during a time when you are 'supposed' to be Making Good Memories #and then everyone is angry/tired/anxious/triggered and things boil over and something or someone goes Very Wrong #weird that i'm posting this in october when halloween is...sort of the ONLY holiday i have only good and happy feelings towards #i got lucky there #also i have positive feelings towards Labor Day but that's for socialist reasons

[strawlessandbraless]

Possessive Castiel with a marking kink makes me feral

#marked his brothers vessel no less #cas rebuilt Dean to be his own man. not Michael’s #dean asking cas to put the handprint back while they’re having sex is my favorite headcanon #destiel #castiel #spn #supernatural #dean winchester #deancas #misha collins #jensen ackles #spn crack #handprint #hand print #cockles #spn 4x01 #4x01 #6x03 #spn 6x03 #spn 15x18 #15x18 #marking kink #gay #dean posting #cas posting #casposting #deanposting #my writing

[umblrspectrum]

being grounded from devices means nothing when you have a robot boyfriend

#i think im getting better with different angles #its obviously not perfect but this is like 1 of 3 times i've ever drawn a character at this angle #n was unreasonably hard to get right here but uhmm i figured it out hopefully #she IS winning. gamer pro #real talk. n would be cracked at fps games. he's been living like one for at least a couple years #he also sits in the tism way. it just feels right i think #dont ask how uzi's playing on that controller she doesnt know either #art #murder drones #murder drones uzi #murder drones n #serial designation n

[jellitaro]

i had a dream that this meme existed with them and i had to make it please take it

matching icons for you and your *reads crumpled up note tossed in my direction* WIFE???

free to use these as pfp just like + credit pretty please or ill bite

#guilty gear #gg #elphelt valentine #elphelt guilty gear #nagoriyuki #lainys art #is this ship? is this queerplatonic? is it crack? i dont know theyre everything dont ask me questions just go see elphelt in concert NOW

[phlurrii]

Non canon babies fight by just yelling at eachother.

Prince and Bubblegum would either be best friends or bitter enemies and i cannot bebswayed XD

They are ✨besties✨

#again baby ancient mews are actually horrifying #I might make one #unlikely #but maybe #mew #ancient mew #pokemon #the ancient mew #mew pokemon #ask #pokémon mew #crack ask #Pokémon ash aus #non cannon baba

[asherisawkward]

Luz writes a smut fan fiction between Philip x Belos and distributed it to the boiling isles as a book after finding out Philip was a jerk as revenge. The character reaction to that story is pure comedy.

On that day, Philip Wittebane finds out that he can, in fact, double die and that there is, indeed, a double hell.

#The Owl House #TOH #Philip Wittebane #Emperor Belos #BelosFansTakeover #Luz Noceda #Crack Ask #H@zbin Hotel reference #My excessive use of commas #Ask

[edhellfire]

"Hi Eddie."

"Are you high?"

#chrissyfied #crack ask

[fanaticalthings]

You know how siblings will pay each other to get the other to do something for them?

I bet the batkids do that with each other all the time, except the offers they make are absolute ass, yet the other sibling always accepts regardless of what they get in return.

But if BRUCE offers them something (usually money) to do something for him they always berate him for being cheap like "Oh, so you're a BILLIONAIRE and won't even pay your own children a living wage for us to complete this one simple task? For SHAME!"

Tim: I'll give you my left over fruit roll up if you write my 2000 word English paper for me.

Jason: Deal.

[Bruce seeing this exchange]

Bruce: I'll give you 100 doll-

Jason: Don't be stingy.

#spoiler: bruce was actually trying to ask jason to hang out with him #bruce: i give you kids access to your own seperate funds #batkids: oh so youre making EXCUSES now is that it??? we thought we raised you better than this #dc comics #batfamily #batfam #batdad #incorrect quotes #jason todd #red hood #bruce wayne #batman #tim drake #red robin #batkids #incorrect texts #batbros #crack #fanatical posting

[egophiliac]

I love how you draw Grim the size of a small cat. It genuinely blows my mind that according to the game he's actually approximately 70 cm tall... Like, Ortho is 148 cm. That's only two Grims! If Grim stands on Ortho's head, they'd be just a bit taller than Malleus (who is 202 cm and I'm not sure that's counting the horns)! The proportions are just so wild to try to imagine realistically... (and I do like the small cat Grim take more, it's very endearing)

every time I remember Grim is actually supposed to be the size of, like, a medium-to-largeish dog, and then I just...draw him cat-sized anyway. I also think it's cuter that way! 🤷 (let's just say he's not allowed to ride the servant unless he takes the shrinking potion first.)

ultimately I figure we all get a little artistic license in our fanart, and mine are:

cat-sized Grim

Lilia with hair spikes up to the heavens

w i d e Silver

#twisted wonderland #as far as i can tell this is not a furret situation and that 70cm does not include his tail #grim's just a big boy #a big boy who needs big helpings of tuna to sustain his giant head #(waiting for him to pull a persona and crack open to reveal a handsome anime man underneath) #i do like wide/buff silver too even though i know that isn't really canon #(i'll argue for buff sebek but silver i think is supposed to be more wiry/people are constantly surprised by how strong he is anyway) #i just...like the contrast of Two Big Guards for lilia the excitable twig and malleus the long wet drip of a man #and as long as jack remains the widest in the land i figure it all evens out somehow #(if i remember right malleus' height does include the horns) (and i think jack's includes his ears and hair which is even funnier somehow) #(i have seen some attempts to figure it out but i don't think there's ever been an official answer on height without their sticky-up bits) #(looking at the height chart mal looks about the same height as the twins and jack very slightly shorter. but that's just eyeballing it) #(don't ask how the 1cm difference between jade and floyd factors in i don't know)

[ruporas]

drank too much

[ID: Digital Art of Vash and Wolfwood from Trigun Maximum. Vash’s body is turned slightly away from the viewer as he holds a staggering Wolfwood by his shoulder. He has one foot ahead of the other, the foot in the back used to stabilize himself from tipping over. Wolfwood is tethering into Vash, his weight pressed into him with his arms wrapped around Vash’s waist and his face is hidden away as he leans against Vash’s shoulder. Vash’s expression can be seen, his eyes wide and mouth tight-lipped, and his face is flushed red. A speech bubble comes out from Wolfwood, saying a drawled “Spikeyyy...”. The background are desaturated pastels of blue and green, showing night time, as they stand in the middle of an empty street that is also lit by the moon not depicted. Yellow light is seen coming from the inside of a saloon. End ID]

#vashwood #Vash the Stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #trigun #trigun maximum #when i think of who handles their alcohol best -- it's going to be vash naturally. considering his age but also his plant biology? #idk how his plant biology comes into things but it feels like it makes sense... and helps build his tolerance... also he's canonically #a bit of an alcoholic i think... one of his vices. and im sure ww drinks but his go-to comfort is through smoking not drinking #slight detour but the barkeeper was also like i'm the angel that provides drinks for these troubled souls. all i could think of is #a parallel from ww to vash... vash going thru this hell on his own during that point in the chapter and ww is the angel who will give him #his space and then also save him later. But anyway. that's a completely different topic. as a result of ww Not being much of a drinker #i feel like he'd be clingy... a LOT less verbal but more physically affectionate #i feel like he'd be able to speak as he normally does but when he wants to ask for something he'd just reduce it down to names #spikey needle noggin while tugging on vash's arm. vash explodes immediately #this is also very self indulgent if u cant tell. #i was just thinking that ww while sober is a hard cage to crack through no matter how close vw gets to one another. #while ww can end up being emotionally vulnerable -- has to at some point within their relationship -- he still just has tons of trouble #navigating his own personal wants. #ruporas art