#bruce: i give you kids access to your own seperate funds

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You know how siblings will pay each other to get the other to do something for them?

I bet the batkids do that with each other all the time, except the offers they make are absolute ass, yet the other sibling always accepts regardless of what they get in return.

But if BRUCE offers them something (usually money) to do something for him they always berate him for being cheap like "Oh, so you're a BILLIONAIRE and won't even pay your own children a living wage for us to complete this one simple task? For SHAME!"

Tim: I'll give you my left over fruit roll up if you write my 2000 word English paper for me.

Jason: Deal.

[Bruce seeing this exchange]

Bruce: I'll give you 100 doll-

Jason: Don't be stingy.

#spoiler: bruce was actually trying to ask jason to hang out with him #bruce: i give you kids access to your own seperate funds #batkids: oh so youre making EXCUSES now is that it??? we thought we raised you better than this #dc comics #batfamily #batfam #batdad #incorrect quotes #jason todd #red hood #bruce wayne #batman #tim drake #red robin #batkids #incorrect texts #batbros #crack #fanatical posting