Draco blinks at his phone, frowns, and then refreshes the page.
@HarryPotter has requested to follow you.
Fuck. Not a glitch, then.
Maybe it was a mistake. Maybe Potter doesn't know how to rescind a follow request. Maybe Draco showed up under 'People You May Know,' (or, more accurately, if you ask Draco, 'People You Don't Speak To Anymore But Instagram Knows You Have Their Number') and Potter clicked it by accident.
Or maybe not.
"Pansy?" Draco calls across their shared flat. "I need your help."
Harley Quinn and Red Hood were seen at several bars over the last few days, drinking until one of them, usually Harley Quinn, blacked out.
Mod Rusty, who was at one of these bars, asked what they were doing and was told by Harley Quinn, quote, "We're b****ing about the Joker and the Bat. [Red Hood] ain't legal but he's the best drinking partner I've had since Brucie dropped out."
This is fascinating gossip and we're sure this is going to cause tabloids for weeks.
"Now we're worse than exes. We are friends." BITCH WHERE??? Y'all aren't even supposed to be able to talk to each other in full sentences without angsting/dying on the inside till atleast 3/4th of the movie!! Why are you suddenly buddies????
Not a request, but not sure how best to add this: I'm waiting for the day when a legend/ musical-memelord (e.g. Neil Cicierega) makes a song that needs to be split up into "every other beat" (or some other variation) to unlock the song's full potential(s).
you have no idea how much I want this to happen
I eagerly await the day when I chop up a song, only to have it become another, entirely coherent song, because its creators wanted it to be that way
musicians, artists, songwriters: hear my plea. I am frothing at the mouth. this is enrichment for me, something to keep me from pacing my cage restlessly until my inevitable demise
make me something weird. give me a song intended to be sliced!
Me when I claim a character who shows up once to give you a piece of paper and doesn't say anything to be my favorite instead of one of the other many characters people are in love with
Shut up, he's silly and I love him. Where my clown fans at /j