wayne family adventures moments that i love dearly (pt. 1?)
roy harper? he's so chill about it too like damian you're struggling with making friends here's my advice i love jason
he's so sparkly
each of their faces gets me every time
jason just looks annoyed
dick just looks apologetic, like batman will be pissed at him
damian looks downright angry
tim, poor tim looks so uncomfortable
he's just cracking some guys skull!! (i love jason)
this is my favorite quote in history
bart is so flash, like hes just vibing and not at all caring about how stressed his friend is about him being there
he's the angsty one not jason
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Tim and all the young justice are now babysitting the supersons for the day, how bad this can go?
[at the zoo]
Bart: Timmy, we have a Code Ligma.
Tim: Kon got his hair stuck in the toaster?
Bart: Is that what it is now? I need a new handbook.
Cassie: Kon's hair is fine, but we lost Damian and Jon. He's flying over searching as we speak.
Tim: Damnit. Where did you last see them?
Bart: We just finished the Antarctic exhibit and went to the gift shop when I needed to use the bathroom. I was only gone a millisecond!
Tim: A millisecond too long, unfortunately. Did they leave any clues at the scene?
Cassie: They ditched their safety leashes. Damian must've loosened them when we weren't looking.
Tim: According to Find My Assassin-Trained Siblings, Damian got to the savannah section before he turned off his location.
Kon, flying over: The rhinoceros fence is broken. Like, ripped out of the ground.
Tim: We'll just follow the trail of animal prints then. Young Justice, assemble!
Cassie: Pretty sure that's copyright.
Tim: Nothing a little cash can't handle. Now, spread out and start searching. If we find them, the codeword is "neoexistentialism."
The team: *split up*
Damian and Jon: *right behind them on a rhino*
Jon: Should we tell them?
Damian, with a timer: I want to see where this goes.
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Kon is the only one who remembers Tim. Well, Kon and some guy named Bernard.
For some reason, no one remembers Tim. At all.
Oh they remember Robin, and that's how he got Batman to actually take him seriously, but they don't remember Tim. They know that Wayne Enterprises had a CEO after Bruce, but no one remembers who he was. Gotham elites know that the Drakes had a child, but no one knows who it was.
Batman himself had just thought Kon just had a dream, maybe; until Kon asked him to name the Robin he was recorded as being with after Jason and before Damian.
Then he'd frozen.
Kal told him later that he'd just witnessed a Batman-shaped breakdown. One that only came with realizing that his mind had been compromised by an outside source.
Then the Bats were like a kicked antpile, but they weren't including Kon so.
Fine.
Kon doesn't care about them.
Kon doesn't need them.
Kon needs Tim.
His best friend is missing, vanished off the face of the earth.
Bart doesn't remember Tim either, but he believes Kon. So does Cassie. So they help him by searching other cities Tim's prone to visiting.
He's scouring Gotham again, fuck you very much Batman, when he hears some guy calling at him from a rooftop.
The dude's name is Bernard, and he was Tim's boyfriend.
And he's got a theory.
And, fuck it, it's not like Kon's even got a starting point, so he agrees to cart the little chef around so they can look into it.
Meanwhile, in Nanda Parbat, Tim is imprisoned in a Gilded Cage half technology and half magic as Ra's Al Ghul uses his most recent Magical Artifact to attempt to rewrite everyone's memories, including Tim's.
If Tim isn't remembered by anyone, then there's no chance of Tim being snapped out of the false memories he's about to implant in his protégé/heir.
He's just saving Tim for last.
That way Tim won't have as much fight in him.
He didn't account for Kon for Bernard's necklaces; weird little trinkets Tim had picked up for them in a shop in Hong Kong. Weird little trinkets that actually were just as enchanted as their seller proclaimed them to be.
@simplestoryteller
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SEDUCTION OF PHANTOM
The Young Justice team thought of no other way to Summon the King of Ghosts against this enemy. With All the adults gone, Zatanna thought only this idea could work.
It would have been a good way, and Wonder Girl said she was willing to work as a sacrifice for it. They didn't summon the King but his Knight, Fright Knight, who then took Cassie with him after he broke the spell with his sword.
Robin tried to explain to the Batman what they did, just as the rest of the Justice League did Damage control.
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Danny was chilling in his Castle and eating his Tatsy Pomegranate when he saw Frighty with a girl. She seems to be alive.
Danny learns that she is his by magic as he tries to talk to her about how he wouldn't force such a thing and send her back. She started to flirt with him! She seems to not want to return, so he would have to bring her back.
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In the watch tower, Diana was angry at what they had done, only for a portal to open and Danny to give Wonder Girl back to them. He wants help breaking the contract.
Cassie:" Have no fear, Diana; it won't be the seduction of Cassie (Persephone). I WILL BE THE SEDUCION OF PHANTOM!"
Cassie now had a plan, and because of magic, she could return to the Castle anyway.
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