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Sometimes, when I picture Nightmare Time as an actual TV series, I picture Nick as some sort of Twilight Zone like narrator. I also picture him narrating to the audience, while being in the scene itself.

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"You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me"

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You wouldnt last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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AND ON TORTURED POETS DAY

#see if she ever does ghost files now #watcher #ryan bergara #shane madej #steven lim #taylor swift #the tortured poets department #ttpd

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“I’m having his baby! No I’m not, but you should see your faces!”

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if we look at the original timeline (aka annabeth and percy being born in 1993) then 2009 was a big year for annabeth bcus not only did the battle of manhattan take place and she finally started dating percy, but also minecraft came out and i think that would be a big deal to her

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I like to imagine this being followed with Robin sliding out from under the bed and Steve going “nice prank” and giving her a high five and then Robin goes “congrats on being a boy kisser” and gives him a high five and all the while Eddie is just trying to get his breathing back in control

Robin is hiding under Steve’s bed so she can grab his leg and scare the shit out of him when he comes in. Except, she knows she’s fucked up when she hears voices outside his bedroom. Plural. Her best friend in the whole wide world is, unfortunately for Robin, not alone. She knows why anyone would be seeing the inside of Steve Harrington’s bedroom. And they’re taking their own fucking sweet time as well probably making out on their way— yuck.

The door swings open when Robin is contemplating the least disastrous way she could escape the bedroom and in walks Eddie Munson. Relief floods her chest as she realizes now she doesn’t have to destroy her reputation already hanging by a thread. Then she also realizes she could scare both dumbasses, two birds one stone.

The two are still standing too far from the bed and Robin tunes out of their conversation choosing to use her brain power to mentally will them closer to her. Which is why it takes her completely by surprise when Steve— her straight ass best friend STEVE— leans in and kisses Eddie right on the mouth.

Robin claps a hand over her mouth to stop her from screaming. Her best friend a boy kisser? Her Steve?

Robin is nothing if not committed to the bit. Eddie would be proud. She waits till they get close enough even though it pains her to exist in the same room two boys are making out in. They’re play fighting, then Eddie shoves Steve into the bed and it’s now or never.

Robin reaches out at grabs one black jean clad shin and Eddie goes yowling and jumping up in surprise like he’s in some cartoon.

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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

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Pretty much all Merthur, so I’m sorry if that’s not your jam

In no particular order:

The Sorcerer and the Lionheart by just_a_wavefunction (rated T, 15592 words, one shot)

Immortal Leon and Merlin wait for Arthur to return. It’s essentially a character study for Leon and Merlin and how immortality would impact them

Of Found Sons and Happy Ends by recklessDreamer (rated T, 11706 words, one shot)

Imagine, if you will, that Balinor is alive and signed a magical treaty with Uther in order to keep the dragons from extinction. Prince Arthur is supposed to check in once a month to make sure everything is in order and after years of the same routine, Arthur’s new manservant, Merlin, shakes things up a bit

About Time by rosewatergold (rated G, 55201 words, one shot)

After Arthur dies at Camlann, Merlin accidentally sends himself back in time to the first year they met. Merlin reflected on his past mistakes and took every initiative to make sure they were not repeated

Fool Me Once by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle (rated T, 18728 words, 2 chapters, complete)

Uther finds out about Merlin’s magic. Subsequently, he also finds out that Merlin can’t be killed. They work together to keep Arthur alive, with Uther trying new ways to kill Merlin every chance he gets. Neither of them know that Arthur has been watching their meetings from day one

Beauty and the Brains by Lolly047 (rated T, 8107 words, one shot)

Merlin has been appointed to serve the Lady Vivian during her stay for the peace talks. They become quite good friends actually. Vivian asks Merlin to sleep in her bed while she sleeps elsewhere out of fear for how an enchanted Arthur might respond to her rejection. Merlin wakes up feeling a certain way about a certain prince, but now’s not the time for feelings so he’ll circle back after figuring out how tobreak the enchantments

we’ve been down that road before by soniclipstick (veriscence) (rated E, 5324 words, one shot)

Arthur and his knights have been reincarnated, and of course they find Merlin. However, time makes memories hard to hold onto. Everyone regains their memories of their past lives slowly, and now they wait for Merlin to remember as well

Find Me In The Future by Malus_sieversii (rated T, 97707 words, 33 chapters, complete, only visible to registered users)

While trying to adjust to life after Morgana and Morgause’s attempt to seize the throne, Arthur, Merlin, and Gwen meet another Arthur and Merlin who have come to them from a decade in their future. They must go on a quest to return the king and his sorcerer to their proper time, whilst trying to find out as many details of their future as they can

A B&B Romance in Modern Wales by anarchycox and thenerdyindividual (rated T, 60202 words, 21 chapters, complete)

Arthur and his father have a fight in regards to the family business, so Arthur takes a drive to run away clear his head. He runs out of gas in a small village in Wales and is pointed toward the local Bed and Breakfast run by a kind old man and his strange nephew. Arthur ends up staying longer than he needed to and finds several things he didn’t know he lost

In honour of Merlin trending for no reason other than the fact the gods willed it

Recommended me your favourite fanfics

I crave to feed my addiction.

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Maybe the reason why I'm so feral for them is because of "you'll be coming back" and "I came to respect him for what he stands for, what he does" and "I trust Arthur with my life" and "he likes you" and "if he doesn't accept me for who I really am, then he's not the friend I hoped he was" and "you belong at Arthur's side, I've seen how much he needs you, how much you need him, you're like two sides of the same coin" all in the same episode back in season fucking one

#1x10 was bonkers and an instant hit #bbc merlin #merlin bbc #merlin #merlin x arthur #prince arthur #arthur pendragon #merthur

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Bothering the beast

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