#canon cause I said so

[rueisblue]

Red Robin: oh go fuck yourself superlad!

Super Boy: one more word from your richy rich ass hole face and I’ll rip it off!

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Tim: where’d you get that black eye?

Conner: door knob.

#dc universe #dcu #dc comics #tim drake #kon el #conner kent #superboy #red robin #robin #timkon #canon cause I said so

[scarlettgolden-42]

out of context canon things said in the V tower because I said so

Vox: No, Val, if you give me head it won’t electrocute you.

Vel: Can you choke someone with a thread and a sewing needle?

Val: *genuinely curious cause he’s stupid* Does it count as a rape if I don’t ask consent?

Vox: *stalking Alastor* Val: If I have to start dressing up as him, I’m gonna kill myself.

Vel: Val, you dick didn’t grow. Now get out of my tailor.

Val: I need more whores *Sobbing*

Vel: I hate men including the ones I’m dating.

#hazbin valentino #hazbin hotel #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vees #memes #funny #canon cause I said so #valentino #out of context quotes

[imintheairconditioning]

Cuddy going over Houses resume: OK says here you're creative

House: yes

Cuddy: and may I know what you create?

House: problems

#house md #gregory house #lisa cuddy #Canon cause I said so

[photofi]

In you’re latest comic, I just imagine Second getting to the animation program and cursing Alan out like “WHAT THE FUCK NO BAD ALAN BAD ALAN” 😭

TSC, pouncing on Alan: ALAN N O- WHAT DO YOU THINK YOURE DOING?! WHAT THE FUCK- YOU CANT JUST D O THAT-

Alan, cursor screaming: WHAT DID I DO?! TSC: HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW?! YOU REPROGRAMMED HIM-

Alan: SO HE WOULDNT HURT ANYONE ANYMORE WHATS WRONG WITH THAT? TSC: TSC:

Thats a WARCRIME ALAN-

#askjesterz! #i have a headache #but this will bee drawn soon #ava #avm #alan becker #tsc #this is literally the aftermath #canon cause i said so

[kris-bliss]

This Leon just said he's feeling "rambunctious" I'm crying. WHY IS THAT CANON? CAUSE IT IS I WOULD KNOW IM CAPCOM

#i heart leon kennedy #leon kennedy #leon kennedy smut #resident evil leon #rambunctious #resident evil #leon kennedy bot #CANON CAUSE I SAID SO #he's so silly

[c-grace]

Because I saw the new trailer for Res.E. Death Island, I just had to jump in and create some incorrect quotes of the gang.

Leon: I am darkness. I am power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Claire: A doll.

Jill: A cinnamon roll.

Chris: A sweetheart.

Leon:

Leon: ...stop it.

#canon cause I said so #i mean leon is a softie #leon scott kennedy #leon s kennedy #claire redfield #chris redfield #jill resident evil #leon #resident evil death island #resident evil incorrect quotes #resident evil #always leon

[william-austin]

GUUUYSSS can I be the manager of local olive garden in the BMC universe ?

#I serve free food and olives for everyone in BMC and the fandom #canon cause I said so #olive garden #be more chill #bmc #bmc musical #jeremy heere #squip

[laz-kay]

*in Mike’s basement*

Mike: Hey Will, remember that time you accidentally kissed me?

Will: I cradled you in my arms after a battle, told you I cared for you, brushed your hair away from your face, and kissed you gently. I'd hardly call that by accident.

Mike: Anyways, can we do that again?

Will: Can we not talk about this during a campaign?

Dustin, eating popcorn: No, no, carry on.

#canon cause I said so #Dustin would #he absolutely would #stranger things #byler #mike x will #mike wheeler #will byers #incorrect quotes #incorrect stranger things quotes

[jaegerisim]

Babe, have you ever thought about how we could make out in the closet (at Rink-o-mania)? Bc Mike has.

#byler #byler brainrot #byler endgame #will byers #mike wheeler #mike wheeler kisses boys #mike wheeler boy kisser fr fr #mike wheeler is not straight #mike wheeler wanted to make out with will in the closet at rink-o-mania #i know it bc matt duffer told me #canon cause i said so

[hypezombies]

Byler have a habit of burying their faces in each others chests when cuddling

#canon cause i said so #byler #mike wheeler #will byers #byler scenarios

[aroaceleovaldez]

Nico referring to his mom as "Mama" implies he most likely at least used to refer to Hades as "Papa" and i 100% headcanon he still does but mostly in the manner of him having the entire Underworld wrapped around his finger for being the baby of the family

#pjo #riordanverse #nico di angelo #headcanon #my art #nico flexing youngest child privilages by pulling out the most pitiful expression he can manage #anyways i find it fun to explore character word choices #cause yknow no two characters are going to select their words the same way #or even necessarily think about it to the same degree #i like to think Nico thinks about his word choice a lot #so of course every time he uses ''papa'' he fully knows he's pulling the Baby Of The Family card #Hades definitely knows this too but falls for it every time anyways #cause Nico hasnt called him ''papa'' regularly since getting his memory wiped - just detached ''father'' or at best ''dad'' #so it just reminds Hades of How Much He Just Wants His Children To Be Happy Like The Old Days #and how much poor Nico has been through and he's just the baby of the family and- #cue Nico smugly staring at the camera cause he knows how much power he holds #also i say Nico is Hades' only son cause mythologically even when Zagreus *is* Hades' son (rarely) he's. dead. #a major part of Zagreus' mythology is that he died #and im p sure every other deity said to be Hades' children are all goddesses and also are like 50% of the time not his #theres also only like 3 of them. and as far as we know in riordanverse canon one of them is implied to not be his daughter #so Nico is Hades' only son and also youngest in the family (cause Hazel is older by a month chronologically or 1 year biologically) #(and everybody else is a deity if children of hades at all)

[freyadragonlord]

Dazai's attempts at roleplaying throughout the light novels:

Fifteen

Dazai: I will win this bet and claim you as my dog, to obey my every order :)

Chuuya: ??? No you won't!

Stormbringer

Dazai: I will reprogram your brain and turn you into my personal maid >:)

Chuuya: Fuck off!!!!

Dead Apple

Dazai: ...can I be your princess?

Chuuya: ...

Dazai: ...

Chuuya: FINE

#It's funny cause it's not even a joke #dazai said all of these things canonically #i am obsessed with them they are so weird #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bungo stray dogs #soukoku #skk #dazai osamu #nakahara chuuya #stormbringer #dazai chuuya age fifteen #dead apple #chuuya nakahara #osamu dazai #storm bringer #dazai chuuya fifteen years old

[yvainart]

they're together trust me

#this is actually canon cause i drew it and i said so #so yeah #my art #lokius #loki x mobius #mobius x loki #mcu loki #loki spoilers #loki marvel #loki series #loki season 2 #loki laufeyson #loki #mobius m mobius #mobius #mobius my beloved

[hopeluna-archived]

Diavolo drabble please! 🫶

One diavolo drabble coming up with a side of tired butler!

Drabble ask game

"I'm gonna kill myself."

Barbatos's eye twitches in slight annoyance on Diavolo breaking his afternoon alone tea time. "And why is that exactly you have taken this decision?", the butler sighs, putting down his cup of tea.

"MC.....they're angry with me", now that peaks Barbatos's interest. You hardly ever manage to lose your temper with the prince.

He struggles to be proper and not laugh out loud at the sunken look on Diavolo, though he smiles amused. The young royal looks like the embodiment of a kicked puppy, fidgeting with the hem of his cloth as he takes a seat opposite to him with sad eyes.

"Did you do something to make them angry?"

"Well that's the problem, I don't know what I did!", Diavolo whines out. "They haven't talked to me all day-", and he goes back to fidgeting nervously, now with the teaspoon on the table. "Do you think they hate me?"

"I'm sure they don't, and I would suggest talking with them as communication is very important", his eagerness to make Diavolo leave threatens to slip through the cracks of his composed smile.

"Oh yeah....i'm sure that will help!", Diavolo's eyes light up in shine as he excitedly gets up, "thank you, Barbatos!"

Barbatos huffs in annoyance as the dust on this lampshade just refuses to part with it. Its been a few hours after talking with Diavolo. And Barbatos begrudgingly went back to work when he realized his tea had went cold.

The ping! of his D.D.D interrupts his thoughts.

Diavolo

Turns out, they were just busy and couldn't find the time to talk to me!

What a funny incident, don't you think? Hahahaha!

Barbatos isn't sure if he can keep working and living under these conditions anymore.

© hopeluna. Do not copy, translate, modify or repost any of my work in this or any other site. Do not steal or modify my ideas/concepts either.

#diavolo texts like that cause i said so ☝🏼 #its canon shush #source: trust me bro #obey me x reader #obey me #obey me headcanons #obey me x mc #obey me fluff #obey me! #om diavolo #diavolo x reader #diavolo imagine #om! diavolo #obey me diavolo x reader #obey me diavolo x mc #obey me x you #obey me drabble #obey me imagines #om imagines #omswd x reader #obey me barbatos #om! barbatos #obey me diavolo

[lunarharp]

What led to this (orufrey comic, cw an uncomfortable/creepy scene)

#witch hat tag #orufrey #er.... i'm too tired to have anything to say..i worked several days on this. #wait.. didn't i say just recently here that i probably wouldn't ever depict 'what if alaira is qifrey's sort-of ex'. What's going on #i don't even remember deciding to draw this..it's all a blur..i'm not sure why i WOULD decide to draw delicate scenes in my head #that i wouldn't really want to share with anyone/discuss so why did i draw it... #some part of me really really wants to draw things that are more and more true to myself... #maybe because of my alienation with most romance/shipping/dynamics the rest of the world depicts. #orufrey really is perfectly suited to me - what i read in the text and what is in my head. well anyway #i am TIRED of drawing poses and angles and..maybe now i will actually take a break from drawing bc of the tediousness of Angles #btw it really is a 'stretch of time' . . . assuming witches graduate age 18-20 #well orufrey are canonically 30-ish. they've only had agott around for presumably about TWO years (?) bc she took the test age 10 #and it feels like oru moving in/unknown atelier acquisition/building (?) .. i guess that could be a year or so before agott at most #(she was the first disciple) so... ????????? What about the other 7 or so years ?!?!?!!?!?! Unemployed Brimhat Hatred era #that time is very nebulous. after qifrey went to the tower i feel like it's been implied he and oru drifted apart a little. #certainly they didn't live together at first... no way. that doesn't feel like how it is based on things oru has said about becoming Eye #idk. I'm tired now. i don't usually think of alaira as necessarily qifrey's ex and this being how things went in that 'sliver of time'. #i usually prefer the idea that they have their first kiss with each other in their 30s cause That's Just The Orufrey Lifestyle #just felt like making a more relatable alternative view of my own Cai Orufrey Canon one time. btw im a big monoshipper and it hurt a bit #let's leave it there. this is surely the most i've worked on a 'single' art - though now i realise just how much longer the fic took :')

[skymagpie]

She took the coat, hat, sword and boots in the divorce

#calypso #davy jones #yes HUMAN davy jones aka labradoodle man #pirates of the caribbean #davy jones/calypso #ok but like I head canon that as a goddess calypso just didn't wear clothes #so his were free real estate #he gladly handed them over tho look at that smile #ALSO jackie from the server said that will and elizabeth parallels from AWE #and I was shook bc they are narrative foil ships #I honestly thought of this bc of his atrocious boots in the concept art #and cause someone left a comment on my other art saying her wearing his clothes is everything