#but like. come on guys

[willowcrowned]

i hate the homogenization of layouts i hate how every new update to desktop tumblr makes it look more like the app i hate how they've decided to give up on tumblr as a website i hate that blog themes and html are being treated as an old fashioned holdover and not a fun unique feature i hate that the phone app is all that matters!!!

#AND I'M PRIMARILY AN APP USER #but like. come on guys #tumblr works best when it's a website NOT an app #the whole POINT of it is long-form content and highly customizable experiences #famously not features of apps #tunglr #anyways. i promise i'll stop complaining #we're still at least a few years away from tumblr up and collapsing barring any horrible mismanagement a la twitter and reddit #so. we've got time #tumblr update

[lorillee]

you know i think it would do some people good to realize that just because you want to see something in a story does not make that thing a good narrative choice, and that just because you dont want to see something happen in a story does not make that thing a bad narrative choice. you are confusing bad writing with something you didnt want to see, and good writing with something you did want to see.

#and obviously on some level what constitutes as good writing is somewhat subjective #but like. come on guys #lorillee.txt

[luigra]

Cleo didn't have the most aromantic swag of all time for people to say their POV was about love

#this is lighthearted I think all interpretations have their place #especially in a series about soulmates it would be silly to complain about romantic interpretations #but like. come on guys #definitely not all of life series and definitely not the divorce quartet

[mybreadsmybutters]

when i was a kid i wanted to be a famous youtuber like dan and phil so that people would gay ship me with my irl best friend and we would be sooo weirded out by it and laugh and make videos joking about it but secretly it would make her realize her repressed gay crush on me and i'd help her through her gay crisis and then we would have a sickeningly sweet sappy romance and read fanfiction about ourselves together... anyways just found out she's married to a guy in the mafia now so i probably don't have a chance

#dan and phil fanfiction changed me #come into my lady door #and teen me saw that and went “i need to be that so fuckan bad” #i wanted to be dan but now that im a mature adult i understand that phil is better. phil guy 5ever nowadays #do i tag this as dan and phil. i still dont know tumblr site tagging norms and im like a year in now #dan and phil #dnp #phan

[the-nefarious-vampire]

as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.

#aroace #aromantic #asexual #asexuality #ace #aro #im so glad you guys are enjoying this stupid post i made at work #okay i wrote that at 3000 notes but what the FUCK is happening #10000 notes on this no effort fmk post and not one aspec i know irl #dgmw im still very happy that yall are enjoying this post but also like. come hang out with meeeeee :(

[yaoiboypussy]

I dont know what trans guy needs to hear this. But please cut off that cis girl ‘friend’ who gets weirdly uncomfortable when you start transitioning and being masculine. She is not your friend.

#.txt #almost every trans guy I know has had experience with a ‘friend’ like this #save yourself the trauma that comes from dealing with someone like this and please cut them off

[atmothart]

Jon he's really trying here cut him a break

(tumblr crunched the resolution of this comic a lot rip)

#dracula daily #hello im back from the void with shitty dracula doodles #i actually drew this last year but never posted it #here it is now though #count dracula #jonathan harker #Drac reading the english bradshaw guide is still one of the funniest moments in Dracula to me #i know it is supposed to show how he's planning to infiltrate england and appear local #but it really does just come across like he picked it up in a panic and pretended to be reading it when Jonathan came back into the room #and being the weird guy he is thought reading train schedules was really normal behaviour #bram stoker's dracula is a romcom #re: dracula

[time-woods]

isnt it so strange how something can be so so so different yet at the sum of its parts its still the same? hard concept to grasp,,

full ver plus before i rendered!! (iv been rendering a bit different as of late and its basically just me not doing anything else in between the sketch and render)) (this is based off of PartyCoffins tumblr post! i needa go to bed so i shall find the link to it tomorrow)

#welcome home #Welcome Home arg #help how do you draw food #i only do this like once a blu moon #ive never eaten apple pie and i dont plan on it i dont like the way it looks... also i dont like fruit pies #i am a very picky guy when it comes to food #i got reasons ok? its called AUTISM

[egguv]

no reflection needed.

#my art #yo get him tf outta there :( #unsolicited update in the tags but anyway #funny story abt this painting is that i pulled it off in 3 days bc neil newbon was announced to be a last min guest at a local expo #and i rly wanted to give him a gift so i guess what does hearing a cool VA coming over does to a mf #i got to meet him and he liked the drawing so W in chat guys heehee #i love this vampire prick sm it's embarrassing #fanart #digital art #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate fanart #astarion #astarion bg3 #astarion ancunin #bg3 fanart #artists on tumblr #bg3 #bg3 astarion #bg3 art #baldurs gate #bg3 companions

[lovelylonelymoonlight]

Every Robin After Becoming Robin: omg bruce didn’t replace you!!!! your literally perfect in his eyes. you can do no wrong. and he looks at me and ……. he sees all the ways you were better. he loves you ….. i cant replace you when we dont even compare !

Every Robin When Someone Else Becomes Robin: this mf replaced me

#like guys come on #critical thinking #batfam #batfamily #batman #bruce wayne #robin #batman and robin #dick grayson #Jason Todd #Tim Drake #stephanie brown #damian wayne #2k

[bacchuschucklefuck]

truly this one's just for me. I can do what I want foreverrr

#dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #adaine abernant #figueroth faeth #kristen applebees #riz gukgak #gorgug thistlespring #fabian seacaster #việt phục #tbh the thing Im the proudest of in these sets is the skirt hike+áo tấc flap combo. and of course that went to riz lol #will use that again for other things later down the line. for now we play dressup. come play dressup game with me #some of these couldve done with more cookin time maybe... I feel like. for example adaine's gorgug's and fabian's silhouettes are #a bit too similar for my taste #esp. adaine and gorgug. fabian I feel like I just need to make his waist more apparent #and I really like what Ive got with adaine rn... just gotta rethink gorgug #lmao. the dilemma with using áo tấc is it's generally a rectangle #this never stops me however. if I like a guy enough I Will give them a set #it's not about them it's about me. its for me babeyy #also I love the way scabbards are worn in wuxia. like its just dangling back there #guess the amount of fabrics those characters have on mostly immobilize it. just a real good cushion

[anna-scribbles]

inspired by recent events from my sister’s actual real life

#i feel crazy you guys. i feel crazy about it. #stabby #(<- her requested tag) #i listened to a playlist this boy made her today and😭😭😭😭guys romance is alive and real. for my sister #anyway #ml #my art #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #adrinette #adrienette #adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng #alya cesaire #nino lahiffe #he booked flights to come and visit her…the day after meeting her.. #they hadn’t even talked yet he didn’t even know if she liked him…and he was booking flights on the off chance that she might want to see him #again #sorry but adrien agreste behavior😭😭😭😭

[wildflowercryptid]

black cat bitches, we've finally won.

#I CAN FINALLY HAVE A CAT LIKE MY IRL ONE IN THE GAME WITHOUT MODS!!!! #anyways i'm starting a new file for the update we'll see how far i get #so if you guys don't hear me for a few hours... uh this is why #worse comes to worst i won't get far & i'll just have to wait until the update comes out for switch to see the new content #since i already have most of the game completed on there #stardew valley #mj.txt

[felixfeliccis]

I love getting infantilized on the internet it's so fun ^^ (irl too) (<- all of this is /s btw)

#comic #comics #trans guy #transmasc #trans man #lgbt memes #lgbtqia+ #trans meme #trans memes #trans #if this comes off as passive aggressive then sorry #it was meant to be just aggressive #like damn my bad for noy wanting to be treated like a goddamn uwu baby boi #christ #sorry im very passionate abt this #it was even worse on twitter

[elena-illustration]

“all the deaths could have been prevented if andrey and goncharov just had gay sex” well what if they had gay sex and then still did the killings. i think they deserve to have some killings as a treat

#like seriously i don't know how anyone could watch the train scene and then be like 'oh yeah some gay sex would be enough to fix these guys #OR THE BRIDGE SCENE?!?!? #come on now #goncharov #goncharov (1973) #martin scorsese #robert de niro #film #cinema #gonrey #my art #i'm really glad goncharov is getting popular on here so i have a chance to post some gonrey 🥲 #unreality

[langernameohnebedeutung]

ngl, I'm beginning to take issue with how in conversations about anti-intellectualism almost automatically, the face of girls and women will be slapped on the problem.

#'all those tiktok girls who only like marvel films and' - why do you always say girls and women? are the guys filling opera halls instead? #'women in their mid 20s who still only read YA novels' okay sure that's an example and relevant discussions can be had #but it reminds me of the mocking tone in which people speak of 'chick-lit' to use women's interest as an indicator of lower value #while in fact women are reading more than men in EVERY single genre of fiction. Women are doing a lot of (often unpaid) labour #supporting libaries supporting theatres supporting cultural events #meanwhile there is a pretty big overlap between toxic masculinity and anti-intellectualism #(especially misogyny and homophobia) #especially when it comes to things like ballet or opera or musical or generally dance #in fact it is often the female investment in specific things that makes them less 'valuable' in general consciousness #for thousands of years the theatre was well-respected and a high form of art - and now it's a 'wife-thing' #the father who will teach his son that theatre and dance are for girls - how is that never an example for anti-intellectualism