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crowingoverthis · 1 year

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#pokemon #Pokemon Fanart #SNAKES #arbok #Seviper #sandaconda #forgot to post it here too lul #i love snakes <3 #really wish i could get one as a pet...#just a silly little corn snake aaww #but feeding it prob a pain #and i got a cat :c

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loverboybreakdowns · 7 days

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& now im crying. great.

#came home she got out pork chops says i have to cook & eat them bc i need protein #dont want hot food rn & even if i did i dont have the energy to cook dont even have the energy to get a glass of water #but like i was handling it was gonna lay down a while then make pork chops feed them to the cat if i couldnt make myself eat & thats fine.#but then she said i was being a little shit bc of like i guess my tone of voice ir something?#idk man im tired & im frustrated & im in pain & im trying so hard to be polite & say the right things #but like. no matter how hard i try i cant get it right my voice always comes off wrong #& it always has & it will continue to the rest of my life #i try SO HARD she knows i struggle with tone & i still cant get it right & shes mad at me for it #i cant fucking do this i cant be a person im not GOOD AT IT.#im like failing at humanness and i always have been #& idk its a stupid thing to get so upset over & i know logically im being dramatic #but im just so tired #& i havent eaten since 7 so i probs have low blood sugar or something idk #and i’ve had a headache for 3 days that wont fucking go away #& i just cant make myself be rational rn #rambling

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spring-lxcked · 5 months

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popping in for a lore drop which is just that william having been a Young English Man in america when english bands and such were getting so popular influenced him a ton. like, he's a guy who would have learned a fake american accent but didn't because ppl tend to like his accent. this is a guy who will do something extremely stereotypically english and you have to guess whether it was intentional ( either to be charming or funny ) or Real. 50/50 chance.

#—— ✧ ooc »#˖ ✧ headcanon » ( the demon to his demons )#he'll feed into jokes to be funny and later you'll find out it was only 1/2 a joke #anyway i've already talked abt english rock bands feeding his fashion style in his 20s/early 30s but like. yeah.#oh he's so fake but in such a funny way #he follows trends but not really he wants to fit in enough to be accepted by society but stick out enough to be Special #so he adapts to americanisms that he deems 'necessary' & then leans HEAVILY into the british side of things otherwise #so long as it's stuff ppl view as charming or amusing #he wears clothes that are trendy but JUST beyond what your average person would wear #pushes the limits but never enough to actually be himself & then silently resents when other ppl can live as truly themselves #( and also doesn't recognize this resentment )#thinks everybody else is faking it too & then finds out that sb isn't & is like. mad but doesn't know abt what LMAO #which i do think is part of what makes his and jayne's relationship SO funny #jayne is the most authentic person he knows & like. he doesn't resent her but he envies her sort of??#and like................. KIND OF knows it? but also would deny it to the grave #ANYWAY HI i haven't been here because of Pain but give me like. maybe one more day & i'll prob be feeling better

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byanyan · 9 months

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texting promptsㅤㅤ∘ ˚ ( accepting )

ㅤㅤ— 🌻ㅤfor a worried text.

[sms: snowball]ㅤey idk if ur awake yet but [sms: snowball]ㅤimma be omw back soon [sms: snowball]ㅤwe need anythin? ill pick it up [sms: snowball]ㅤwas gonna grab some dinner too [sms: snowball]ㅤwhat u want? ill stop wherever idk what i want anyway [sms: snowball]ㅤbetter msg me back in the next 30 mins tho or im choosin

#apexulansis #━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ ANSWERED: IC ⋮ I AM A VULTURE THAT FEEDS ON PAIN.#━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ VERSE: SPACE ORPHAN ⋮ A LEGEND IN MY OWN MIND.#this may not appear worried to the untrained eye #but lbr if byan is offering to do mundane errands there's a Reason #in this case i imagined ardaka recovering from some injuries or smth #like he got roughed up enough that byan is concerned (probs more than necessary) about leaving him alone for a few hours #& they just wanna get him whatever he needs to get better #all while pretending they don't care and that it's no big deal ofc

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rose-tinted-tnt · 11 months

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the constant struggle of whether i should make a prompt a sélf-insert thing or a ship thing

#rtt.txt #this one I'll prob make a self-insert thing since ive been on a wílbur yume kick recently but #truly a pain... me trying to feed myself and maybe the one person who wants yume content

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zhongrin · 1 year

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INCUBUS ZHONGLI who's lacking energy and needed to feed caught your sweet scent when passing your apartment window which was open and sleeping peacefully was you. You were so helpless so easy to take advantage of so deliciously innocent to corrupt it's making him drool but he wants to take his time with you slowly make you fall for him and him alone. Over the course of 4 months he's been in your dreams giving you sensations you never felt before the overwhelming pleasure he gives you.

Dream after dream you always see him this mysterious man with brown hair golden eyes it was like he was sculpted by the gods like they were telling you he was your soulmate but you were so so wrong about him entirely, he is nothing but a demon a sex demon who will TAKE whatever he wants weither they come willing or by force.

It has been a year now that Zhongli has entangle you in his web and just like he wanted you know nothing but him only him and it was about time he showed you what he truly is and claim you as his mate where you can never think of escaping him.

~~Later that night~~

You were fast asleep naked in your bed (the day was hot and so was the night) when Zhongli entered your room in his true form golden horns that curve along his head, arms black with veins of gold running up along them, a long serpentine tail with ridges lining all the way to the tip with tuffs of fur and eyes that's like molten gold glowing ever so brightly in the dark room

"Ah my dear jewel the time to claim you is now, you will be mine wholly for all eternity"

"Now then let's give you a little dream to loosen and wake you while I devour you"

~~In your dream~~

The sounds of high pitched moans and whines spill from your lips breathlessly begging the man between your thighs for more or to stop probably the former, he was devouring you like it was his last meal he'll ever get after cumming for the nth time face and chest covered in your slick, his tongue long and forked reached place you never knew that made you feel this good

"My dear don't tell me you're tired already and we haven't even begun this is just me preparing you for what's about to come"

After finishing his sentence his form started to change into that of a beast (a sexy beast at that🤤) that towers over you like a predator would to a prey with nowhere to escape

"It's time for you to wake up my darling"

~~End of dream~~

And when you come too the sight that greeted you was the man who you called Zhongli is eating you out like it was his last meal in a long time (which was true) but he was different his appearance changed into the beast from your dreams, it until you felt him suck harsh against your clit did you snap out of it letting out a whorish moan chuckling against you he said

"Finally you're awake darling I've been enjoying my meal for the past 15 minutes now let's continue where we left off in that dream of yours"

Did I mentioned that he is fucking HUGE both in size and girth with ridges on the underside of his cock no well now you know so that strench is going to leave you gaping that's for sure.

"I'm going mark and breed you until you're nothing but my little personal cumdump that'll take all of my cum whenever I want"

And with that he slowly push his cock in making sure you feel the ridges of his cock inch by inch until he's balls deep, letting out a cry and a few tears at the burning sensation of his cock strenching your cunt

"I-It hurts please it hurts"

"Shush it's okay my darling the pain the pass soon shush I'm going to take good care of you"

Whispering sweet nothings to you in hopes of helping you relax and adjust to the strench of his cock in that tight cunt of yours after a minute or two you tell him it's ok to move

"A warning to you my dear once I start I won't stop until I'm satisfied that I've fuck you senseless even if you pass out I won't stop is that understood"

"Yes I understand"

"Good then I shall not hold back"

You had lost count of how many times you've cummed that night probably around your 10th orgasm and yet Zhongli has cummed a total of 3 times and as pre his warning he did not stop even when you passed out from being overstimulated with orgasm after orgasm right after the other, Zhongli on the other hand had his fill of your energy but it wasn't enough he couldn't get enough of it he's addicted to it to you and he will never let you go after all he did claim you before you even knew of him by placing a special tattoo right on your womb after all you are his and his only😈

Oh one more thing incubus semen is more potent than human semen but let's keep this as a little secret 🤫

Did a little drawings of that very special womb tattoo couldn't decide which I like more both are the same but one has an extra detail to it

cw. total filth utc - you have been warned

oh to be incubus!zhongli's little darling whom he uses as he pleases as his personal fucktoy. oh to be utterly overwhelmed by his serpentine tongue, his ridged cock, his entire being. oh to be his little cumdump who gets filled up every single night, to be the vessel that carries his demihuman offspring... hskdjskjdlsjddl *grabby hands* gihb meeeeeeeeeeeeee

that second pic with childe... oooooghdjshfjsk what if. what if demon!childe caught on to what his friend has been doing? and he's so curious... what does this puny human look like, how captivating are you to make the normally so stoic and composed incubus so addicted? so he visits you one night and sneakily peeks from your window, and he sees you. such an obedient thing folded in half as you're being made to take a cock that's too big for your human pussy. babbling incoherently, eyes unfocused, singing so beautifully in such a sweet voice.

and oh, the way you beg when the demon teases you. the way you arch your back and pant like a bitch in heat as the dark fingers of his friend tweaks your pebbled nipples and pinches your raw clit. the way you apologize when you cum without permission and the delicious-looking tears cascading down your cheeks as you're made to lay across your bonded mate's lap, made to take the harsh slaps to your ass, made to choke around the ridged cock slathered with the mix of precum and your own releases from the previous rounds...

childe thinks he too, is captivated by you.

so who can blame him when he knocks on your window the next night, a sultry grin on his lips as he presents himself for you, offering you double the pleasure and some demonic magic that could spice up your night with your favorite incubus?

he's fine with third wheeling for now... eventually, you'll realize that he can give you more than what his friend can offer.

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sp00pypumpkins · 2 months

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This is how I feel Zero would met player HAHHA, they werent prepared to face an adult human per se XD.

Au belongs to @asamary!

I am going to rant a bit about it under the cut.

He uses they/he pronouns

He is slightly smaller than catnap

So Zero was just in a intership for a short period before he found the truth and wanted to out it but they got him and turn him into a toy! When he found the truth he met the prototype but his fascination of gadgets and mechanism was stronger than feeling fear XD

He can produce energy via his emotions and on his own will if he is in good shape, he met the critters soon after, he was in charge of the time for movies or shows and story telling. His knowledge in mechanism made him be able to have more dinamic storytelling using tricks with lights and such.

Zero then loses their temper electrocuting a scientist not on purpose trying to stop them for taking more kids, in wich the scientist take notice and take him to the labs in wich he got experimented more and amplifying his production of electricity.

He then kept being experimented while being plugged to the facility providing electricity to a portion of it. He became a living generator.

The prototype then offered them to be part of the hour of joy by the promise of revenge and freedom and no more pain, he accepted and shut the facility down from electricity and closed the doors from many places trapping everyone inside.

Now this is where the the au and canon takes different paths

Since in canon Zero gets deceived by the Prototype and was kept as a generator for the prototype (basically he will still be used as a generator by the prototype) the prototype would carve a mouth in the shape of a smile on Zero so he can feed. Zero dislikes him after being betrayed.

In the au since the prototype just killed the scientists and the bad people, Zero is very loyal to the prototype and helps them finding the more bad people by hacking security cameras or websites, but he stays in the town most of the time.

In the au Zero lives in the basement of the aparment the critters live in (if they are in a building and not just a singular house lmao) He produces the energy of a portion of the city, if he doesnt their electricity would go hirewire, he just plugs himself at night and acumulates the electricity in the generators.

If there is a storm and ther ei s apower outage he can easily feed the building, you just need to wake him up and tell him about it.

Zero has 6 minicritters of themselfves in wich some are patrolling and some are around him, they are like security cameras in a way

They go around fixing a lot of stuff around town specially electronics,

He likes to create gadgets, toys or artwork from metal, thats why he would go to the dupmster zone to search for parts and bring them home, they find admiration how the prototype can dissamble an object to create another so he looks up to the prototype like a teacher.

He is usually in the background doing mundane fixes there and there, because he was isolated and the only contact was when they experimented on him, he gets veyr anxious around adult humans but with time you can see he is just a silly guy who adores affection he just doesnt know how to handle it yet.

I like to think they are the guy whom people go when something gets broken or need assitance with.

I really couldnt stop thinkning about the au, its 2 am but I probs forgot things.

If ya dont mind I shall keep doing lil comics about this au with my oc in it qwq

Now just a wip of a future ref I am making

Some fun facts:

He dislikes being touched in the back

The Prototype helped zero gain a mouth and get unplugged from the cables since it was a tedious and careful task.

The minicriters have different shapes (i forgot to put the x body marks on the square anthena minicrtitter :()

Simple shape on anthena= complex shape on body and vice versa.

He can speak human language very soflty but it feels off for him specially if he talks for to long it starts to hurt. (He normally talks in gibberish like puppycat from the show :D)

The stronger the emotion the more energy he can produce

If there are tvs plug on them or he touches them, he can comunicate with those using memories and replicating the voice from that memory (is like doing a collage of different voices and images in a tv) he can also project their dreams on tvs

He is very light

The scarf/coat is attached to them like part of their body.

They are protective of their friends he isnt very strong but will fight for them

He gets sometimes ghost pains in their back, the scale of pain depends of the day

ANYWAYS thats it me thinks I shall make lil comics about all the facts and other stuff other times qwq

If u read everything, thank you and hello! Hope u have a good day :D

Also sorry about the grammar and writting english is not first language and its 2 am HAHAHA

They have a hard time hidding how they really feel because the color their anthena, eyes and stars may change by how he feels

He tries to always stay calm and with right composure but he is actually very emotional, he just had learn how to manage the emotions

#poppy playtime #poppy playtime au #poppy playtime sweet home au #poppy playtime player #oc Zero Signal #smiling critters oc #probably forgot stuff but oh well #I can already see mistakes but im tired #my art #poppy playtime oc #sweet home au

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fire-lizard-ro · 10 months

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SO UHHHHH- Beware the darker themes ahead. I know people were probably expecting more smut from me, but I find it hard to write smut for the Aeons??? Who even knows how that would actually work-

Anyways sorry for the lack of smut. OTL

I will feed y’all some good Geppie smut later!

GN reader

CW: mentions of death, permanent maiming, breaking bones, sadistic and obsessive tendencies, loss of self

Lemme know if I missed anything. T-T

I didn’t really get into it as much as I could have, so I don’t think it’s too bad. But still read that CW, please-

When it comes to the Aeons, I refuse to believe that they understand human conventions, morals, or ways of love. I think that with them, it's very easy for them to be a yandere??? Sorta?

Once they are interested in you, they won't immediately take you. They'll likely observe you, being interested in figuring out what it is that had them interested in you in the first place.

But slowly they become more convinced that you are someone they want to keep by their side.

Once they've decided that you should stay by their side, they'd likely kidnap you???

And I feel like as an Aeon who doesn't empathize with human emotions just has to keep you because you make them feel something truly novel- Is this that "love" that they always heard those humans talk about? That thing that they strive for yet the Aeons couldn't possibly hope to understand? So no matter how far you try to run, they'll find you.

Yaoshi

With this particular Aeon, I can see their love being one that is harmful for humans no matter how sweetly they put it.

They don't understand why you don't want the protection of their path and the blessing of everlasting life they can give you. :((

At some point, they'll likely give you the curse of mara, turning you into something you aren't. It's all because they love you and can't bear to see your mortal form crumble to nothing over the years and your life come to an end. They just couldn't accept that. So one day they tell you sweetly to close your eyes because they have a gift for you. One that you can keep... forever.

They understands that it will hurt. Yes. They understand that you'll lose your humanity and really your sense of being- But that's okay! They can take care of you. They'll never let you feel pain or suffering after this moment. You'll just have to take this moment of pain to have an eternity with them. Okay? :))

Honestly I can't really see why any of the Aeons would keep a human or other mortal around when what they pursue is something that mortal minds cannot truly fathom. Like with Nanook....

Nanook

(Disclaimer: what I said with Yaoshi? Y e a h - THIS ONE IS DEFINITELY HARMFUL TO HUMANS AND IT’S NOT EVEN PUT IN A SWEET WAY LIKE WITH YAOSHI.)

They are literally seeking the destruction of all things. Those who follow the Path of Destruction even sacrifice their own health and bodies in order to gain power in battle. The Path of the Destruction is one that seeks the end of all things. But maybe there's a slim chance that despite seeking to destroy all creation, they would find you oddly charming. A cute little thing that they cannot seem to take their eyes away from. Somehow, to them, you are just as beautiful as the fiery destruction they seek to bring to the universe.

Obsessively watching you and doing whatever they please to you. Keeping you close at all times, trapped in their embrace as though their hands were a living cage. Again- No matter where you run, no matter where you hide… they’ll find you. Their love is also Very Harmful to Humans TM. Holds you far too tight without really realizing it. But if you try to pry their large fingers off or you squirm too much… they only squeeze harder. To the point that you feel your skin bruising, flesh becoming sore and your very bones creaking. If you actually manage to get away from them somehow, I’m not sure what will happen to you. Not to mention the fact that it will be very VERY hard to run once you’ve escaped. Aeons can probably traverse the universe at speeds unfathomable. And their piercing gazes leave no stone unturned. How could you hope to hide from such all-seeing eyes? How can you hide from an Aeon? Once they’ve caught you again… you probably aren’t getting away. They may break you a bit. Juuust a but. Enough to discourage a second escape attempt- And maybe even enough to make that second attempt impossible. You don’t really need to walk if they’re always holding you, right? Maybe if they… break your legs? Careful you don’t anger them any more than that- Paralysis from the waist down is also a dangerous, but possible option. You may be broken after that, but they’re the Aeon of Destruction. You’ll be beautiful to them even broken. :))

At some point, if this was you second attempt and you’re somehow able to get away without them breaking your legs- Or hell maybe they did but you are just stubborn enough to devise a way to run away again (though likely not on those twisted legs of yours). Point is- If this is not your first attempt at escape, it’s likely that word of what happened the first time has spread. I doubt there’d be a planet in the galaxy willing to harbor you when Nanook could easily raze their cities to the ground and destroy the very planet they live on.

Nanook is the Most Dangerous of the Aeons to catch the attention of. Because I think with them, the most realistic thing would be that you are always one wrong step away from becoming a beautifully broken thing. The grand and beautiful destruction this Aeon sought. For what greater love is there than making you an example of their reason for being, right? Right? :)))

Or maybe it’s because they cannot be bothered with you if you become too much of a hassle even if they fancy you. I’m not really sure how Aeons really work, soooo…. I’d honestly be careful around this one… Even though I’m sure most would be considering their intimidating stature and nature.

Lan

I wonder if Lan would find it fun to let you think you’d escaped them only to hunt you down. I mean. They are the Aeon of the Hunt. Yes that means more than just that, but. I can see it. Some sort of sadistic glee they have in the fear in your eyes, the pounding in your heart, and the panicked breaths you take when realizing they’ve found you again. But they’d never hurt you! No, no, no- They certainly wouldn’t… Right?

IX

I don’t think there’d be any getting away from the Aeon of Nihility. 💀

I mean- Considering what happened in the Simulated Universe when meeting IX, I think you know why. I don’t know too much about them and no longer have many spoons for this so ye.

Maybe will write more about the Aeons later.

Sorry for any wack writing and typos it’s ass o’clock and it’s time for my eepy ass to go mimimimimimi- Might fix it eventually if I catch it.

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edwardslvrr · 8 months

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༯ 405, TREVOR ZEGRAS

trevor zegras x singer!reader

the one where rumour has it YN has a new boyfriend and Trevor has a new girlfriend

taglist if you’d like to be added to my taglist, message me privately or comment on this post

warning this is all fake and just for fun, no hate to any of the people mentioned. Just a reminder that this is pure for entertainment xoxo

last part main masterlist trevor zegras masterlist

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username so many paparazzi and no one thought tp take a picture of the dudes face???

username this outrageous behaviour, YN. we’re out here sobbing to her new album and she has been macking on some new dude

username no fr she has me sobbing here like a child for days now

username atleast she looks hella good

username cool and whatever but tour dates pls?

username YN it was suppose to be me next😔

username imagine it is jack hughes

username jack’s probably trying to shoot his shot w trevor now tbh

username she wasn’t interested in Trevor’s unemployed ass anymore lol

yourinstagram

los angeles, california

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yourinstagram good riddance deluxe is out NOWW!!

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username oh wow- this is depressing

username “i hate the fact that i miss you around” MOOD

username jack really feeding into the rumours abt him and YN by liking this

username not people believing that rumour what??

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username y’all will believe anything atp

username WHAT DID U PUT IN 405 WHAT

username “how are you looking at me like a stranger” my heart bro??

username imma go call my therapist.. this is too much

yourbestfriend okay OUCH?

yourinstagram oops?

username ayo jack i see u dude

username the last picture such a mood

username too much pain girly

username “i loved you so hard for a time” trevor go sit in the corner and think about what you did.

trevorzegras

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trevorzegras all summer long

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username in his tim mcgraw era?

username bringing up taylor swift any time he can in his personality

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username glad u seem to think so too

username cole spill what you know

username soft launch?

jackhughes winner

username wtf does that even mean

username ellen, get jack back on the leash pls

username pls let that be YN 🙏

username YN out w her new man, Trevor hinting his new girl. Can i please go cry..

username as long as it isn’t some tiktoker you got my approval.

username trevor just wants to be a tiktok star, leave him be

username he’s unemployed, he needs to get money from somewhere

username a lot of questions rn

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username could be trevor🤷🏼‍♀️

username why do i feel like her and trevor are back together, like there’s no way it’s a coincidence they both have a new partner at the same time

username how did people ever get to the fact she could be dating jack?! y’all are so weird

username nah after that album i refuse to believe she has already moved on

username she’s probs dating him again

username i mean the album was writing a while back tho-

username i refuse.

username yn probably panicked so hard when she realised she posted that

username she def cried

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cinnamilkekouhai · 11 months

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Bonten! With Assassin! Reader

They will def spoil u rotten, getting u gifts and all their attention.

Known beloved 'Princess' or 'Queen'

The mikey everyone fears will sprawl over u for your attention.

When cuddling with mikey, he hugged u tightly as if u r gonna disappear or leave him, which makes him extremely paranoid. His face will turned dark and at the verge of breaking down while staring at u in shock when u let him go to take a break

Someone stares at u? Die, Someone dares to hit up on u? Double Die, Someone talks ill about u? Triple Die

Mikey def wont let u leave his side, giving excuses to make u stay, if it doesnt work, guilt-tripping it is.

He will only eat if u feed him, he will only sleep if u cuddle him.

No matter what you want or want to do, they will satisfy you unconditionally.

Kakucho will be on guard with u 24/7 and he even thinks its a great honour.

Sanzu will keep all weapons out from your reach in order to protect u from any injuries, even the smallest cut was a great pain to them.

Adores u to death.

Ran and Rindou will always make your life as a princess in bonten not so boring. They will always have something fun for u.

Koko? Heh, he will buy whatever u touch, one time u glance at a diamond earing for only about 5 seconds and there he is ready to buy the whole damn store.

Mochi treats u like his own daughter, prob u find him a like a father figure to u.

People kept asking or inviting bonten to parties just because they want to have a good picture of your dazzling beauty.

They immediately fall for u after taking a glance at u for 1 second. Damn u have people head over heels for u just by doing a simple movement (bonten included)

Out of everyone in bonten, mikey is the most suitable one to be a yandere.

He wants u all for himself.

He will instantly kill anyone who dares to take u away from him.

Mesmerized by your kindness, adores your skills in physical and brains.

Although u r the apple of the eye, u still insist to work as the assassin in bonten, which they immediately agree, i mean who r they to reject a goddess.

They were very impressed that u took out a whole organization in 10 mins with just a whip and a pocket knife.

U even kicked an enemy for mikey to let it be his step mat.

They melt when u said "Dare to touch my people? Over my fat ass."

Author Extra：I WILL DEF WRITE AN ASSASSIN READER WITH BONTEN I SWEAR

#mikey x y/n #tokyo rev x y/n #tokyo revengers #y/n x toman #bonten #bonten x y/n #bonten x reader #Assasin reader

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hannah-h-pleb · 10 months

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BABESSSSs

Aftercare hcs and kinda selfcare hcs with Cartman 🥺

Like him painting your nails and slapping your hand every time you reach for something because you’ll ruin his hard work. He’d probably hold water up for you and everything while complaining about how you better not mess your nails. He’d probably blow on them too because he insists the way you do it is wrong somehow. He’s probs gossiping the whole time too because he’s a messy ass bitch

Thank you for the suggestion Harles! I love this idea 🤭 Sorry this took so long!

This is going to be interesting for sure. What I’ll do is include both aftercare and self care headcanons in which Eric is surprisingly soft and kind towards you which is…a terrifying concept for anyone who’s known him since fourth grade

All characters are aged up to 18 or older as always

Eric Cartman x Reader: Aftercare/Self Care Headcanons

Aftercare:

As already established, this man does not hold back in bed, so expect to be sore and very tired after going at it with him. After you guys are done, you lie down on his bed trying to catch your breath

He leaves the room for a little while while you try to recover from the events of the night. You’re pleasantly surprised when he comes back

Because this man has a glass of water with ice and a straw, a small snack (which could either be a couple of cookies, or some of his cheesy poofs because you’re just that special) and a warm face cloth, like dude is ready to clean you up and help you unwind after what he’s just done to you

He sits down beside you on the bed, stroking your cheeks with the back of his fingers before bringing the warm face cloth to you face. “Shshsh, relax. I’ve got this” he whispers to you as he slowly wipes your face clean. His touch is so soft and gentle, the exact opposite of how he was treating you not too long ago

And he doesn’t half ass it either. He takes his time, going slow to ensure your face was cleaned up good. As he’s washing your face he’s asking you if you’re okay, if you’re in any pain, and giving words of affirmation. Telling you how much he loves you and how beautiful you are even if you feel like a mess at the moment

Once he’s done, he peppers your face with quick kisses to make you giggle. He smirks at you before holding out the glass of water for you to take a sip. Also feeds you your snack. Right now he doesn’t want you to do anything, he wants you to relax and let him take care of you

Self Care:

Remember how I said he probably has a whole skincare routine? Oh yes he does, and now he’s going to try it on you

He brings you into his bathroom and you’re taken back by all the skincare products he has. Everything from moisturizers, face masks, scrubs, you name it. Just don’t tell him which ones to use first because he insists he knows what he’s doing

Also probably wouldn’t let you try and use any of it because he thinks you’ll use too much or not enough 🙄 But hey, you understand that your boyfriend likes to do things a particular way so you’re patient with him

Can imagine that he takes his face mask applicator to your skin in very slow, soft strokes. He’s got his eyes squinted and he sticks his tongue out the side of his mouth as he’s concentrating on your face. You relish in how gentle he’s being, he’s rarely ever this soft

So you sit there and let him do his thing. He gently takes the face mask off, washing your face to get off any excess that’s still on you, before applying moisturizer and full on massaging your face. It’s a win win, he gets to touch your face and you get a good massage. By the time he’s done, you’re amazed by how soft your skin feels and he stands there all cocky about the fact that you’re admiring his work

To echo @h-harleybaby’s idea, he absolutely loves doing your nails. He wants to be the one to pick the colour and everything. Again, don’t even try to give suggestions because he knows what he’s doing (but if there was a particular colour you really wanted he would oblige because he loves you)

If you even move an INCH while he’s doing them he’ll smack you on the hands and go, “Aye! You’ll smudge it! Hold still would ya?”. Anyone else would assume he’s being an ass, but again, he likes things done a certain way and you respect that. You can’t help but giggle when he rages like that not only because it’s funny, but because he’s so focused and serious about it. You admire it though

Let’s not forget, he’s probably gossiping the whole time too. Could be about someone who looked at him funny, someone who had mouthed him off earlier (probably Kyle), or just anything really. You listen to him as he works his magic, making sure that not a single ounce of the nail polish is smudged or out of place. When he’s finished he admires his work and reminds you of how lucky you are to have a boyfriend who actually cares about how you look, as well as a boyfriend how actually knows how to do nails properly. Also, he’ll tell you to be verrrry careful with them because if you chip them even a little bit he’s doing them again

Loved writing some wholesome Cartman because there’s not enough of it. Got some dating headcanons in the works too! Because if you think he wouldn’t be like this at all, all will be explained in the dating headcanons ☺️

#eric cartman headcanons #eric cartman x reader #cartman x reader #eric cartman x reader headcanons #south park #south park x reader #Hannah is pleased with her work

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yandere-daydreams · 1 year

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Ok but how about the reverse about your yandere vampire post? The yandere being the victim and will kill anyone who vampire reader tries to feed on instead

tw - imprisonment, dehumanization, threats of violence, and blood.

i'm actually a really big enjoyer of the 'monster hunter but also monster fucker and so mad about it' genre, if only because it opens the gates up to a yandere who, for all reasons, behaves as if they hate the very fact that you exist, but refuse to let you stray farther than their line of sight, let alone finally put you out of your eternal misery. they keep you locked up like an animal, shackled and collared, and you know that they've killed others of your kind, that the stakes they carry on their belt aren't just for show, but for whatever reason, they keep you around, insist on visiting you once or twice a day just to glare and scowl and prob you, crucifix in hand, about all the innocent people you've fed on, all the poor souls you've turned. you've tried to tell them that you're not so inhumane, that you've never killed anyone, but they just say that they're not in the habit of listening to monsters and storm out. at first, you worried that they wouldn't come back for you, but you've since realized how much of a mercy it would be if they didn't.

and, of course, they have to keep you fed. they used to pretend to be disgusted by it, throwing near-rotten blood bags at your feet and watching with a sneer as you tore them open, but eventually, they decided it'd be more efficient to let you drive your fangs into their wrist, then their arm, and finally, their neck. you think they get off on it - that the breathy groans and cracked whimpers they let out are from more than just the pain - but there's not much you can do, not unless you're willing to go hungry until their pathetic mortal life comes to an end and you can search their decrepit corpse for the keys to your restraints. it does occasionally cross your mind to wonder just how long it's been, why it feels like it's been so long while your captor only appears to have aged a few days, but you don't let yourself think about that, not really.

you don't know what you'd do, if your captor turned out to be just as much of a monster as you.

#yandere #yandere x reader #yandere x you #yandere imagines #yandere theory #general

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yeuheart · 1 year

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2 minus 1

Synopsis: Matching the characters to the lyrics of 2 minus 1 by Seventeen | Featuring: Bachira Meguru, Itoshi Rin, Hiori Yo, Mikage Reo | CW: Breakups | Notes: I’ll probs do more of these types of things. (tags: @hiorisgf)

“I thought you were the one, didn’t need any other”

BACHIRA MEGURU was sitting with Isagi at a bar table near the windows at a cafe his mother recommended. He and Isagi were just hanging out as they normally do when they have free time. Inane chatter filling their bubbles as one goes after another to respond until their minds go blank trying to think of something they haven’t said yet to add to the inane chatter, until Isagi mentions how he’s holding up with the break up of you and him. He doesn’t say anything but start to fiddle with the crumpled straw wrapper, he wonders that too but there’s a thought that has been lingering in his head for far too long since the break up being the one that he thought you were the one, the one he was ought to grow old with. With you he didn’t need anyone else, it was you the one that made him feel special, you were there for him through everything and even promised you wouldn’t leave him, but it was a lie, a painful lie that would probably hinder his trust with another lover if he ever got one again.

“I’m super fine, I, I don’t need you anymore”

ITOSHI RIN was just about to get into his appointed position when he takes a glance at the crowds of people screaming, he unconsciously looks around for a certain person, the last person he wanted to see, you. Once he catches himself doing that he stops himself and reminds himself to just focus on the on match, but he finds himself getting distracted a bit too easily once he spots your face in the crowd during the match. He even gets the ball stolen away from him when he moves his attention to the stands where he was sure he caught a glance of your face. His teammates start to get annoyed when they notice how distracted he was getting, and immediately call him out on it. They even tell him that if he can’t focus he should just excuse himself from the match and have someone come in as a replacement for him (Isagi..). Once he finally gets his focus straight and finishes the match he heads to the locker room instead of celebrating with everyone else. As he’s walking there he beats himself up at his performance and takes notice how uncoordinated he’s been in his schedule every since you left, but he swears he doesn’t need you or anyone to get him back on track, but he does, he’s a wreck without you. He needs you.

“How can you be so fine”

MIKAGE REO recalls how it hasn’t even been a week after your breakup but he notices how you weren’t phased at all and kept going on like nothing happened. He wonders how you can be so fine when he’s a total wreck, he’s even plucking the bristles off his toothbrush. He’s just sitting there wondering whether he should go up to you and ask how you aren’t sad, but he remembers that you won’t even acknowledge him so it’s pointless to even ask. This was his fault in the first place he reminds himself, if he hadn’t said those things then this wouldn’t have happened.

“And every time I see you in my feed, I don’t feel anything anymore”

HIORI YO unlocks his phone and looks for the social media app he’s always on, once he finds it he opens the app with just a tap and starts scrolling through his feed, when he suddenly stops his finger from scrolling and notices a familiar face, it was you. It was a photo with you and your newfound lover striking cute poses. He stares at the picture and wonders if that would have been him in your lovers place if you guys hadn’t broken up, but he throws that thought away and starts scrolling again resisting the habit of liking the post. He even recounts his idea of pressing the not interested button just because he didn’t want to accidentally hit the like button on your post. Just as he scrolls past a post a voice calls out to him in hopes that he would give them some attention. He takes him attention away from his phone to look at the speaker beside him and tells them to let him charge his phone first.

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vampirevatican · 11 months

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since hobie has taken up a whole condo in my mind... here are some more self-indulgent thoughts (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

bc im a werid girlie, a werid black girlie, i listen to my playlists that have such a whiplash of music and think of him.

either listening, walking in on a bedroom stage performance, watching a bedroom stage performance, or dancing around the room, singing along, cheering

shark week? no prob. he's the kind of guy to care for you during it, will remind you to eat before taking pamprin or ibuprofen. hell he'd probably feed you if you couldn't get out of bed. he'd carry you if you couldn't walk. need pressure over ur lower tummy? he lays on you.

on the flip side (idk if other afabs or girlies did this but ik i used to and still do) bearing the pain. hands balled into fist, gripping and/or hitting the wall, growling or hissing because the sudden cramp is just that painful... i feel like he'd commend you for it, he'd definitely offer medicine to make it easier but if you're stubborn (like i was) he wouldn't push it

cooking in the kitchen with him, rather, you're cooking in the kitchen or washing dishes and he sneaks up behind you and wraps his arms around you. kinda just rests on you, loose hug so you can still do whatever you're doing

other domestic fluff rot? *flips through files* i've got plenty

also considering walking around the house doing chores, like doing laundry and you're singing some chill or soft song (lyrics aren't of importance here, it's more so beat) , like something to sway to and your voice is just music to his ears!!

#.⁠｡⁠*⁠chitchat💭━♡#fluff imagine #writing ideas #concept writing #hobie my beloved #hobie brown atsv #hobie x reader #hobie x black!reader #.⁠｡⁠*ideas💡━♡

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macfrog · 9 months

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just got my wisdoms teeth taken out and can’t stop thinking about dbf joel taking care of me 😭💔 IM IN SO MUCH PAIN I DONT RECOMMEND 😍

oh BABY feel better soon!! hoping for a speedy recovery 🤞

you know that man would have you bundled in blankets like a burrito the second he got you home, and you are not leaving his bed without his permission and supervision, and only for damn good reason, too. he'd let you sleep against him, wrapped around his torso, snoring while he watches game highlights or something joel boring, and he would wake you up on the hour to give you pain meds.

n then when you're awake enough he'll help you sip some water, press a cool cloth to your jaw (so fucking soft tho bc it'd be fucking THROBBING), feed you ice cream and yoghurt and soup.

probs also tease you a little, cause you're cute n sore but you look funny n he knows he can make you laugh. but mostly soft kisses to your hair, moving slow and gentle and asking, like, fifty times an hour, you okay? you need anythin'? sure? you know just to ask, right?

get well soon, dude. you’re braver than me 🫡💓

#chats w max #anon #joel miller drabble #dbf!joel #hope this made u feel better but it was so fluffy i gotta go lie down now. she’s not built for the romantic life

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ayoharuko · 1 year

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Haikyuu Bf Headcanons

Hi and welcome back!

This time, make way for our owls~! Now i’ll only be doing Akaashi and Bokuto since I don’t know the others well enough...

Also sorry this one took long, I kinda fell out of Haikyuu and din’t have the motivation to finish this. But I rewatched Haikyuu and I realized how I missed it, soo I hope you guys enjoy :3

Hope you guys enjoy this! Reader here is Gender Neutral :)

REMINDER: These characters do not belong to me and belong to Haruichi Furudate, also this work is all fictional so please try not and take these too seriously :)

(Furokodani Boys)

~Kotaro Bokuto~ (Mr. Owl)

~Himbo Boyfriend~

- He’s a huge Himbo. My man definitely did not know he was inlove with you nor did he notice the hints you’d drop.

- As a boyfriend, Bokuto can be a little bit of a handful, thats because of his moodswings, at one point, you had to go to Akaashi for some advice.

- He loves cuddles, or just holding and touching you in general. PDA is a yes for him as well!

- Bokuto probably has a habit of ALWAYS yelling your name in public. Like your probably just walking to your class and Bokuto starts excitedly yelling your name like a child lol

- Sulks when you can’t make it to his matches, for Akaashi’s sake and the teams please go-

- He probably asks advice from Kuroo, like...he hasn’t liked anyone before ya know...so his a little clueless....

- The advice he gets from Kuroo are cringe worthy. Consists of flirting with you and telling you cheesy jokes lol

- He’ll do WHATEVER you want him to do, this man is DEDICATED to making you happy. He never wants to see a frown on your face.

- This man is set on marrying you when y'all graduate, so just be patient alright?

Nicknames: Babyowl, love of my life and princess

~Scenario Time:

You couldn't make it to one of Bokuto’s matches and you were sure as heck that he was sulking and Akaashi and the team is dealing with a upset Bokuto...

So you decided to tell your club leader that you won’t be attending your meeting because of personal matters and you ran to Furokodani’s count and slammed the doors open yelling, ‘’KOTAROOOO GOO YOU CAN DO ITT!!’’

Instandly Bokuto looked at you and his eyes sparkled and quickly asked Akaashi to let him in the match, Akaashi smiled and nodded and looked at you bowing as a thank you.

The rest of the match Bokuto was in high spirits and he gave you a big smooch :3

~Keiji Akaashi~ (Oya 1)

~Sweetheart Boyfriend~

- HE IS SUCH A SWEETHEART OMG

- Definitely gave you flowers at your first date and asked your parents(and siblings if you have one) for their approvals, and of course they said its fine! Akaashi is such a sweetheart that they already arranged marriage for you both-

- Probs planned your wedding already, thats how much he loves you. Also has a ring in mind already :o

- He cooks and prepares bento’s for you. Like its a well balanced meal too! Akaashi probably wants to practice baking just to feed you-

- His very thankful If you help him handle the man baby Bokuto since poor Keiji is stressed :(

- He loves when you cheer for him, but he doesn't like it when your near the court since his afraid that you might get hit by a ball(Probably because of Bokuto’s stupid ass) so its best your somewhere very high :)

- He has a beautiful and soft voice, like when he sings or hums it sounds soo smooth, so your lucky you get to hear that when you ask him to sing~

- Lets you borrow his homework but also teaches you, his a great tutor!~

- He holds your hand tight in public because he doesn't want you to get lost or hurt.

- Akaashi is a sweet and gentle lover, he treats you like you his queen/king/royal..so would you stay with him forever?

Nicknames: My blossom, My love, darling and princess

~Scenario Time:

‘’My love....what happened?’’ Your boyfriend asked as he cleaned your bleeding wound at the nurses office.

‘’I fell down the stairs...’’ Eyes tearing up a bit at the pain of your wounds on your elbows...

Akashi sighs and finishes putting bandages on your elbows and knees. He stands up from kneeing down and hugs you.

‘’Be careful next time my blossom...I don’t like you getting hurt...’’ He said kissing your head, ‘’I’ll try Keiji’’ You responded smiling and hugging him back.

That same day Akaashi took you on a cafe date and you both had a lovey date :3

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You’ve reached the end~

I hope you guys enjoyed reading this hehehehehe, see you guys on my next post byeee~!

Reblogs are appreciated and Feedback/Comments are always appreciated! :3

(Note: please don't copy and paste my works anywhere, and if you do see them on other platform please inform me.)

#haikyuu #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu x you #haikyuu x y/n #gender neutral reader #haikyuu headcanons #kotaro bokuto #kotaro bokuto x reader #kotaro bokuto x you #kotaro bokuto x y/n #keiji akaashi #keiji akaashi x reader #keiji akaashi x you #keiji akaashi x y/n #see you guys on my next post!#reblogs are appreciated!#Feedback is appreciated!

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