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yandere-daydreams · 4 minutes
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who do you think are the most jealous of the jjk yans? i’m having a hard time discerning if gojo is the type to take someone flirting you as a challenge, or if he’s the type to straight up kill the guy lmao
i don't know if he's necessarily the most jealous, but gojo definitely does respond the worst to jealousy. he's just so worried about losing you and he's already lost so much and he knows he wouldn't be able to take it if you left and he just. cannot differentiate between an actual, palpable threat to your relationship and the coworker who walked you home after a company event. straight-up murder is less of the first option he jumps to and more of the only option he considers, and he'll do it all while smiling and clinging to you and promising that he's only a little jealous that you've been spending so much time with your new friend.
it's not even that he doesn't trust you. he just knows that, if you ever tried to leave him, he wouldn't let you go without a fight. from his perspective, it's better to get rid of any potential romantic rivals before they realize just how precious you really are.
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yandere-daydreams · 25 minutes
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Haven't checked it out yet, how come the homies hate Food Wars?
too much fanservice and not enough hygiene patrol. put your tits away and get a fucking hairnet you walking biohazards.
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yandere-daydreams · 28 minutes
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can i ask where you found that pic of the hothothot (etc) guy on the "just a guy -> just a fish" scale or if it's a character from something please 🙏 it's a very pretty design :')
i just found the pic on my daily google images search for deep sea mermaids, but i believe the og comes from @.idaida_art on twitter and was posted here <3
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yandere-daydreams · 36 minutes
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dungeon meshi. what is your opinion on dungeon meshi. who are u obsessed with.
tbh the whole cast is worthy of obsession. my beloved falin is very much soft yandere-coded.
i am obsessed with it!!! i really like cooking and shows about cooking (EXCEPT FOOD WARS!!! ALL MY HOMIES HATE FOOD WARS!!!) so dungeon meshi is like,,, the platonic idea of a fun enjoyable time for me honestly. i haven't had very many yandere thoughts yet bc the main cast is,,, honestly just too sweet for that T-T, but i think i might start on the manga after this season ends and i have high hopes for specifically thistle, that weird beastman elf guy, and perhaps kabru. they seem like fucked up little guys.
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yandere-daydreams · 45 minutes
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Found a neat essay you might be interested in
https://www.tumblr.com/winged-self-indulgence/736057319446740992/why-do-people-like-yanderes
honestly man i'm just here to be horny T-T i respect the art of essay-writing but sometimes you just don't want your fanfiction preference to be psychoanalyzed.
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yandere-daydreams · 46 minutes
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Where are you??!! Dont leave me!
yanderes when their darlings blend in too well with the stuffed animal pile.
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yandere-daydreams · 3 days
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Yuuta used to be a lapdog,, so what if because he had lost his family once, now that he has a new owner, he became more possessive? Shy, embarrassed... but secretly possessive. Might take advantage of his appearance to get his owner's attention when he's jealous lol.
dnklfjkdsjfkls i promise i DO have a fic for him coming up but,,, in my hcs, yuuta's a former family dog (specific the puppy of a young girl who loved him very dearly) who was abandoned after the sudden death of his owner, tossed around shelters for a few years, and then adopted by the kind and oblivious you <3 he simultaneously sees you as his angel + savior + loving god and as something delicate and gentle that he now gets to protect from all the evil and cruelty in the word, both to repay you for taking him in and being so nice to him and so he can justify burying his cock in you as soon as his rut rolls around. it just so happens that he believes the best way to do that is to bite and growl at any human man who gets too close to you, then let his ears droop and eye go watery as soon as you scold him for it.
god he's so pathetic it's driving me insane fjdksfjskljklsj </3 </3 </3
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yandere-daydreams · 3 days
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sorry i think i'll stick to follow mysterious horses leading me into the water
what is a dick if not a horse pulling against its reigns and what is a pussy if not the lulling coercion that keeps you on its back even as its head dips below the water.
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yandere-daydreams · 3 days
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the social ostracization also just feels like a good general way of discerning between inhuman/nonhuman and monster. Being perceived as a monster, being treated as one - that otherness, y'know?
i do have a whole side-tangent about the otherness of monsters and how it relates to the the vice-grip monsterfucking has on queer people but,,, another day, perhaps. i will admit that the line does get a little blurry sometimes, but i think that social ostracization (re: how cool people would be with you bring your monster gf to the local coffee shop) is a key part to the sexiness of monsters in general. is it truly monsterfucking if you've never been told that the object of your affection wants to hurt you. is it truly monsterfucking if you can say in earnest that you never believed they might.
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yandere-daydreams · 3 days
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Excuse me I will follow my pussy, not my dick. /j
we will only truly be liberated from gender as an ideology when people view pussy and dick as two halves of a complete whole. items every person must possess independently of any other to live a complete and fulfilled life. the heart and the brain. courage and a cause. the sun and the moon. i believe i've made my point.
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yandere-daydreams · 3 days
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Orcs come under monster-fucking? You mentioned they need to be feared for that.
depends on the context! i think tend to depict orcs as more humanoid with behavior to match, so while i wouldn't say classic dnd orcs would count, i do think more monstrous lord of the ring and maybe dungeon meshi orcs might be able to make the cut. definitely a grey-area creature, or if it makes it more clear, a 'monster-fucking for straight people' type creature.
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yandere-daydreams · 5 days
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I just saw someone describe fucking sukuna as monster fucking, and they aren’t wrong, but it feels so…wrong?? Like sukuna feels so tame??
i couldn't think of a way to answer this without going into this way too hard and spiraled a little so uh.... have a presentation. i worked hard on it so i hope this helps.
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yandere-daydreams · 5 days
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I read your monster-fucking presentation and my contrary little heart immediately asked, “Why’s the monster gotta be an outcast?  What if I’m the outcast in some sort of alien society or something?”  Then I realized – I’m the monster in that scenario, which was actually quite flattering?  Huge ego boost to be so hot a member of a species that’s not even generally into three-dimensional meat-beings still wants you specifically. Like, cannot be bothered to take a form the human brain can fully comprehend but still dtf.
YOU GET IT ANON!!!!
i generally don't think there's a big enough distinction between a monster and a non-human creature, mostly bc (in my correct opinion) there really does have to be like,,, something that actually makes the character a monster, i think? they don't have to necessarily be dangerous, but enough people have to think they're dangerous enough to treat them like, y'know,,,, a monster. it's the social ostracization that makes the monsters so sexy methinks. and the teeth.
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yandere-daydreams · 5 days
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May i ask how long did it take you to create that wonderful & helpful monsterfucking guide?
would you believe that i actually had it on hand T-T
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yandere-daydreams · 5 days
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by this logic would a traditional dnd drider count as monsterfucking
they’re otracized from elf society and have more fucky biology and behaviors bc spider but they’re usually drawn as hot men with spider lower half and vibes
a drider does absolutely count as a monster!!! i considered whether or not to add a slide on centaurs/mermaids/half-and-half species in general (which i might actually go an add on later), but i think as long as the majority of people would be terrified to see it at night in the woods, it monster-y enough to count. like,,, while i wouldn't normally count a centaur as a monster monster, i do think a centaur with fangs and antlers known for hunting down those who enter their territory for sport definitely does.
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yandere-daydreams · 5 days
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so pre-belle's intervention!Beast counts as monsterfcking but whatever post-intervention? he knows how to eat soup and keep his elbows off the table which is very hunam behavior.
also what about glasses and tea parties? do they disqualify a monster? i think mothman would look handsome with some glasses and an overcoat and then he bends me over in a library and tears apart the furniture.
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i think the beast would count as a monster at all stages of pre-transformation existence because he does in fact fulfill all three qualifications (physically nonhuman, behaviorally nonhuman, and socially ostracized) at the beginning of the movie and only changes with human intervention (aka: belle taking the time to meticulously teach him how to behave more humanly). i will admit that it is definitely more of a monster taming story than a pure monster romance, but a monster is still needed either way.
inanimate objects could count as monsters, but usually lack one of the three qualifications (ex: the dishware in beauty and the beast behaves in accordance to human social functions, whereas mimics usually lack sentience and therefore are disqualified entirely). there's an important distinction between a monster (distinctly nonhuman, socially ostracized, behaviorally nonhuman) and a creature (distantly nonhuman but able to adjust to human society with little to no ostracization), so while you could put clothes on mothman and take him to the library, he would unfortunately not be a monster unless people are screaming and running away and he's trying to eat the furniture. hope this helps with your mothman fucking decisions xoxo
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yandere-daydreams · 6 days
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I just saw someone describe fucking sukuna as monster fucking, and they aren’t wrong, but it feels so…wrong?? Like sukuna feels so tame??
i couldn't think of a way to answer this without going into this way too hard and spiraled a little so uh.... have a presentation. i worked hard on it so i hope this helps.
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