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#btvs headcanons
Has anybody kicked around the idea that Giles’ urge to leave Buffy initially came as a result of The First visiting everyone’s dreams at the end of Season Four and he initially waved it off, but actually The First actually foreshadowed her upcoming dependence on him after Joyce’s death and made it clear that he was choosing between a life for himself and a life spent with her dependent on him, and it was that initial infiltration that gave him the urge to leave in the first place? Because even if we’re not talking about it as an actual thing that could have conceivably occurred, I would love to see some fanfics that touch on this premise with it being a mindfuck on him initially intended to weaken Buffy by taking away her biggest supporter but actually it made her stronger by him stepping back and letting her figure things out on her own. The idea of Buffy finding out that The First actually fucked up one of the most important relationships in her life… I would eat up that confrontation like it was a chef-made breakfast. 🤌🏻 🤌🏻🤌🏻
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multifandomfix · 2 years
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Spike Turning You Into A Vampire Would Include
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Spike would want to turn you the moment he fell for you, but he’d know you need time to adjust to the idea of eternal life.
Yet Spike is Spike, and he’d be impatient for your answer, maybe even bugging you so much about it that you’d have to have some space.
In the meantime he’d fret that he ruined everything between you by pushing the issue, but it’s not as if you didn’t know him and understand that he’s just nervous and —despite his outward bravado— a bit insecure.
Finally, given the appropriate amount of time for you to think things over, you’d come to him with an answer. Yes. The look of pure joy you’d see on his face is rare for him to display, even to you, and you can’t help but be excited with him.
So he’d turn you, make a real night of it before he did too. You’d spend the night with him, enjoying your time together from sunset on through the night before he eventually took you back to his crypt and turned you just before sunrise, so you could rest after the change. And he’d watch you carefully and provide you with what you needed as your body adjusted to its new state of being.
For anon
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Spike: @locke-writes, @fictional-hooman, @insanegoddess88, @rachelrosenberg
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disco-tea · 1 year
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One of my favorite headcanons is that people have a hard time reading Spike’s handwriting because it’s super fancy old fashioned cursive. Like he looks like it would be a messy scrawl of some kind, but nope it’s literally like
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My final parting thoughts on this is that it’s probably a good thing he never left any threatening notes for Buffy like some btvs villains do 🤣
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witchthewriter · 2 years
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���𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡'𝐬 𝐬/𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞
⤷ female & ambiguous race reader. Requests are open, thank you for reading. Love ya! 
a/n: I loved writing this so much. Faith is one of those characters that are so easy to write for omg. 
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ESTP
Slytherin
Sagittarius Sun, Scorpio Moon, Gemini Rising
SFW🌈
・She was wild, absolutely chaotic when you first met her
・Faith just wanted a quick one-night stand, no strings attached. 
・But you were someone she couldn’t get out of her head; you were so different from the rest of them. She could almost feel your kindness radiating from you. Like a warmth whenever she touched you. 
・Faith would show up to the same bar to see if you would be there. 
・After the 7th time, there you were. A group of friends pulling you onto the dancefloor. And all she could do was watch you. The way your hair swished and shone. Your eyes closed and body moving to the beat. 
・Usually Faith would strut onto the dancefloor and capture her prey but that night ... she was mesmerized. 
・It wasn’t until you stumbled from the floor, with an overwhelming thirst for water, that Faith shook an unopened bottle in front of you. 
   “Never thought I’d see you again.” Her ruby red lips glinted with glitter. Golden shimmer danced across her eyelids. 
   “Same here,” you took the bottle and heard the crack. (Important to note, never take drinks from strangers, even if you’ve had a one-night stand with them. That’s why reader is listening to the crack of the bottle lid.)
You drunk greedily but kept your eye on Faith. She did the same. A smirk played at her lips. 
・She got your number that night and waited a day before texting you. 
・You didn’t care about those silly games - how long to wait before messaging. If you like someone, then talk to them. You’re honest in that way. 
・She calls you every pet name under the sun. ‘My love,’ ‘Sweetcheeks (her favourite actually)’, ‘Honey,’ ‘Twinkle-toes,’ ‘Honey-buns,’ ‘Kid,’ ‘Bug,’ ‘Bunny,’ ‘Foxy.’
・You call her ‘My Darling,’ ‘Pumpkin,’ ‘Peanut,’ etc. Mostly food related because you find her so tasty...
・Doing each other’s makeup. You know that picture of a girl lying on her back with another girl sitting on top of her doing her makeup? Yeah, you guys would be the BLUEPRINT for that. 
・You guys getting a puppy together and it’s honestly the sweetest thing. It’s such a big milestone to Faith, because of her past relationships, she felt as if no one would truly love her. And actually want to be around her. 
・It would definitely be from the pound; and then there was this old dog. She had been there so long that she had forgotten the name her original owners gave her. They had scheduled her to be put down that very day. 
・With your puppy in hand, you turned to Faith and she was already smiling. 
  “But there is something you should know,” the volunteer interrupted. You both looked at them, a question already at your lips - 
“She doesn’t do well with men.” 
   And without missing a beat, Faith said, “We’ll take her.” 
・Faith loves sitting in the sun. You put heaps of sun-catcher stickers and trinkets around the windows so rainbows light up the room whenever the sun is out. She absolutely ADORES IT
・She always makes sure you’re hydrated 
・Faith isn’t the best at communication and you have to set some boundaries with her. She actually likes it, and has learnt a lot about herself because of it
・Helping her with big emotions
・She is SO PROTECTIVE. You find her so badass that you’ve kinda idolised her in that way. 
・Definitely think you have the coolest girlfriend 
・But she thinks the same about you
Relationship tropes/dynamics:
Morally questionable x Pure Bean
Cinnabon x Hot-headed
Fierce Devotion
And then they lived happily ever after <3
NSFW🔞minors dni!!!
・Sex with Faith is mind-blowing
・Faith is the best sex you’ve ever had 
・It’s like she has endless energy and barely anything slows her down
・It’s not a proper fuck until you’ve both cum three times 
・I think she would be open to anything, but you push the idea of what she likes. 
    “Tell me your fantasies Faith,” your hand caressed her cheek, your lips inches from her own. 
 “I want to please you,” she whispered and nipped at your bottom lip. 
     “And I want the same for you. Tell me what you want.” 
・Her favourite positions would be cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Usually her topping
・SHE LIKES TO EAT PUSSY. She’s so goddamn good at it. And wouldn’t care if you were on your periods. I think she likes it messy. 
・Faith will pull you to the edge of the bed, push your legs apart and slowly tease you. Rubbing your clit through your panties, licking and nudging the edge to the side with her nose. 
・It’s almost cruel how much she teases you. But your whines are her favourite song. 
・I also think she would totally eat ass as well. 
・And she couldn’t choose between being an ass or tits person because both of them drive her crazy. 
・Shower sex - she will get on her knees and eat you out while the hot water falls onto your naked body. 
・Loves, loves, lOVES when you bite and suck on her nipples. She loves it when you’re rough, and pull/clamp them. 
・I do think she loves having her pussy eaten as well. And if you have the same vigor as her, then she will fall in love without question...
・Also Faith wouldn’t care if you shaved or not. I don’t think she would shave actually. 
・She LOVES bathing with you. Bubble baths feel like a luxury to her and when you moved in together, she was adamant about having a place with a bath. 
・Would like it when you call her mummy/daddy. 
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faithl3hane · 11 months
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🦇 Drusilla as a Scooby 🦇
An au where Drusilla is a Slayer as posited by that one theory that suggests her psychic abilities in canon are linked to her Slayer “potentiality”. I wanted to take it a step further and imagine her as a member of the Scoobies.
- Drusilla would be that goth kid who avidly delves into vampire fiction, including Anne Rice novels, and swoon over the titular vampire characters. A part of her can’t help fantasise the concept of an eternal love she believes vampires revel in.
- Her fashion choices would reflect her gothic tastes, paying homage to the allure of the '80s. She would tease her hair and favour a predominantly red and black wardrobe. 
- Drusilla would be endearingly quirky to her friends. ‘That weird kid’ who excitedly babbles away about her favourite topics of the day. When stressed out she might recite her favourite poems to calm her nerves. Indeed, her propensity for memorisation would make her a valuable asset to the Scooby Gang's research endeavours.
- Much like Willow she would lack experience in the dating scene. However, her bold, quirky style would undeniably attract a considerable amount of attention from her peers. 
- Drusilla's parents find themselves exasperated at her late-night escapades to The Bronze to dance the night away. Initially Drusilla would be shy, but once the right song/band plays she would shed her reservations and let her body move with an eccentric mind of its own.
- Definitely a hopeless romantic with a tendency to fall head-over-heels far too easily. Assuming she hadn’t yet known Spike, she might have crushed on Xander only for her gaze to shift towards Willow. The sight of Willow performing her witchcraft with adorable enthusiasm would make Dru’s heart beat an exquisite sigh of longing and protectiveness. Drusilla would find ways to make Willow notice her, and would even assist her in spells because of her own affinity for the craft. Willow might have had reservations of her own about Drusilla (assuming this timeline followed her crush on Xander), but would gradually warm up to her once she perceives her to be no threat.
- To Drusilla's dismay, her initial advances towards Xander would be met with awkwardness, as he might perceive her intentions as strange.
- Giles would dote over Drusilla’s affinity for music of his youth, finding it nice to talk to someone similarly cultured. Though would regard her as often lost in her own world. However, her manners and politeness would earn her a place of respect within the Scooby Gang, even if Giles would at times shake his head at her whimsicality.
- There would be a sense of competition between both Buffy and Drusilla, especially if others turn to the other for Slayer related tasks. They would constantly compare themselves to one another, grappling with their own insecurities and perceiving the other as better. The fact they share the same Birthday would further amplify their respective unease. Subsequently, Drusilla’s emotions would begin to mirror Buffy's sentiments upon growing jealous of the friendship between Buffy and Willow, longing for a similar connection with the latter. 
- Buffy and Drusilla do however harbour a genuine care for one another despite their jealousy. Naturally they would have an understanding of the burdens they carry as concomitant of being a Slayer, and recognise each other’s strength of character.
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energysoda · 6 months
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this came to me in a vision
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Me every time my favorite character dies:
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The creator:
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cordeliaachase · 6 months
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what if I said Cordelia’s flat tone is bc she’s autistic what then
what if I said she fell into the mean girl mask bc that’s all she knew to protect herself as a high masking autistic girl what then
and what if I said she’s still autistic in Angel bc she still has a flat affect, unawareness/disregard for social norms, struggles to maintain friendships (ESPECIALLY FEMALE FRIENDSHIPS OH MY GOD) WHAT THEN
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chubbyreaderchan · 1 year
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So when I was a kid my parents would kiss each other good bye three times for luck and they told me it represented 'health, wealth, and happiness' and like... Just doing that with your fav.
That's all.
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honeysuckle-venom · 1 year
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Dru wanted to be good! She wanted to be pure! She didn't want to be an evil thing! She was sweet and pure and chaste and he did everything he could to destroy her psychologically before taking away her soul and ensuring she would be an insane, eternally suffering sadist for all eternity!!!
She tried to be holy! She tried to be good! And then he tried to convince her she was evil and killed everyone she loved and she knew it would happen and couldn't stop it and when she still fought against being evil by trying to become a nun he murdered the whole convent, assaulted her by having sex with Darla on top of her, took pleasure in how that finally fully broke her mind, and turned her into a demon to immortalize the pain he caused.
And then she loves him. She has to love him. He broke her and remade her in his image, and there is no way to cope with that besides loving him and delighting in that which once destroyed her. She enjoys hurting others, killing them, torturing them, targeting children, targeting innocents. She has to love it, because otherwise she will be forced to acknowledge how much pain she is in. She cannot bear Angel apologizing to her, because he turned her into someone who enjoyed experiencing and causing pain, but that's not who she truly is. She had to twist herself into that insane, sadomasochistic shape to have any semblance of surviving what he did to her, and the lack of soul helps her do that but it is also a trauma response, and inside of her is still that girl who wants to be good and who is devastated that he killed her family, and if anyone acknowledges that for one instant the pain and devastation of what was done to her and what she turned into in response will destroy her. So she tortures Angel and loves Angelus and chooses Spike who will treat her gently and take care of her and soothe the wounded child inside of her and also rejoice in her evil and her violence because she needs someone who will love both parts of her and not make her feel ashamed for becoming what she had to become.
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This is one of those headcanons that has been banging around my brain for a while. Of course Giles is a father figure to Buffy (far better than Absentee Hank), and of course they care about each other. I got to thinking about the idea of him adopting her as an adult, and it’s a dynamic that I could see for them personally. Makes the hospital paperwork much easier when your dad and emergency contact is also your Watcher. He’s still Giles to her, of course, and they behave much in the same way they always have. But I thought about the idea of him giving her the forms as a present for her birthday, as well as some for Dawn since he wouldn’t dare separate them. And while Dawn politely declines any official papers because she feels as though Joyce, Willow, and Tara’s presences in her life along with Buffy’s were enough for her, Buffy chooses to accept. When she talks to Dawn, Dawn tells her that she thinks it’s probably what Joyce would have wanted. It’s not something they talk much about after the fact, considering the both of them aren’t particularly outwardly emotional toward one another, but there are a few moments between them that are. The first time Giles is asked if Buffy is his daughter in the hospital and he answers yes. When the pair of them are having a celebratory dinner out on her birthday and a woman tells Buffy she smiles the same way her Dad does. She thinks he’ll correct them, but he just smiles politely and thanks her. Telling her friends, at which point Xander insists they have a party (which they do, and it’s awesome). And when a new member of the Watcher’s Council tries to make a show of power, Giles is quick to put a stop to it with a singular and stern warning to watch his mouth around his daughter and it silences the room, but Buffy laughs a little. The paperwork is just that- paperwork. But it’s how it changes their perspective of one another that matters. Giles has reassurance that Buffy knows he’ll show up for her. Buffy knows she’s loved enough for Giles to do all of that solely for her. Not for other people or the world or the people of Sunnydale. Just because he loves her, though neither of them say it directly. Instead, it comes through every time Giles calls Buffy his daughter and the first time Buffy calls Giles “Dad” after it happens and she’s nursing a head injury from the job.
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am-i-the-one · 3 months
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Smoking and Vampires Kill (Reader x Spike)
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'A sigh escaped your mouth as you remember the feeling of being kissed by Spike and exhaling smoke. You knew if you didn't quit smoking and break up with Spike they would have both killed you in the end.'
Summary: Your vampire ex-boyfriend visits your house when he hears you've quit smoking to try and tempt you into giving in to both.
Word Count: 2048
Ao3 link: Ao3
At midnight on New Year's Eve you walked straight into the bathroom and flushed your last pack of cigarettes. While your heart leapt up into your throat for an instant as the panic started you breathed out a sigh of relief. Trembling, you washed your hands and went to go re-join the party and find your new boyfriend in the crowd.
It's Winter break and you've been back home from studying at UC Sunnydale for two weeks now. Coincidently, that's also the number of days gone without smoking. Counting them off like prison scratches on the wall. You've always wanted to quit smoking and it didn't help when you met Spike who would chain-smoke indefinitely without the death anxiety, for obvious reasons. You first met Spike outside the Bronze one evening when he asked you for a light. Not thinking anything of it, you said he could keep it remembering all the Clippers in your draw at home. It was a novelty Halloween design with a vampire motif and the words 'blood sucker' wrapped around it. You never liked it, vampires were never your favourite monster. He looked at you credulously, with his eyes opened and slightly frowning at the suggestion. His facial expression soon relaxed and he thanked you and said he'd maybe see you inside. You thought he was strange as he blew smoke rings and poked is finger through them while looking up wistfully at the night sky.
You would only ever see him loitering outside the Bronze back alley. Since you spent half the night going inside and outside to smoke you'd end up catching him before he disappeared into the night. Soon enough, he became the sole reason you went to the Bronze. How pathetic, you thought, wanting to shiver in the cold while waiting for a stranger to appear, only to exchange a few words, maybe share a cigarette and then say goodbye.
One night you were warming yourself up with your lighter after crushing out your second cigarette waiting for Spike. You didn't think he was going to show until you turned around to go inside and there he was, brooding over the top of you and grinning manically.
"Hey Y/N! I was just looking for you. What are you doing outside? You must be freezing. Here let's go back inside."
He shuffled you indoors and bought you a hot mulled wine to warm you up. All the time shaking his head and complaining you were going to catch a cold. You moved naturally with him and followed his lead. This was the first time you had ever even seen him inside the Bronze, let alone be in his company with others around. You both sat down at a table in the back where it was away from the main stage.
"I haven't seen you in a while" you said, instantly regretting admitting you noticed.
"Yeah, I've been busy," Spike said raising his eyebrows, obviously surprised. "But I had my lucky lighter with me to remind me of you," showing you the vampire lighter out of his pocket and playing with it on the table. This made you smile that he remembered. You talked all night together until closing and he walked you home, after insisting, saying there's bad people lurking around this time of night.
It would only be a few weeks into the relationship that he would reveal his true identity as a vampire. You immediately ended the relationship in your head when his face turned into that of a beast. You weren't scared at the change in his appearance and demeanour. You only wanted to leave the Bronze and never see him again. This was three months ago and you hadn't seen him since. Not even when you braved to go our to the Bronze a few weeks after the break-up. You slowly forgot, or pretended you had forgotten, about the mystery vampire when you went to UC Sunnydale. What with all the studying, coffee and cigarettes consuming your brain you could hardly think straight let alone remember basic English. But, now you were back home and the memories consumed you. Perhaps, you thought, you had unconsciously quit smoking to forget Spike.
It was midnight, day 15, and you were kept awake by the intense cravings and nausea. You felt dizzy and the whole world was spinning when you rested your head. So, you switched on your bedside light and tried some breathing exercises. In and out. It will all go away soon, you thought. You stared out your bedroom window and remembered all the memories you had with Spike. You both had stood huddled under his leather jacket while it rained with his arm wrapped around your shoulder as you shared a cigarette. With your faces almost touching, all it took was a slight turn and that was the first time you both kissed. The cigarette forgotten about, laid burning half finished on the ground outside the Bronze. A sigh escaped your mouth as you remember the feeling of being kissed by Spike and exhaling smoke. You knew if you didn't quit smoking and break up with Spike they would have both killed you in the end. There's nothing in this world that compares to having something you love which kills you in the process. You feel both weak and strong being defeated because it means you have something to overcome.
These were the thoughts racing through your head as the clock moved between the early hours of the morning. You heard your parents snoring down the hallway and closed your eyes trying to isolate your dad's breathing and snoring. This grounded you in the moment until you heard a sudden sound outside of a lighter spark and an inhale that was followed by a familiar scratchy cough and a curse word. Paralyzed, you sat frozen on your bed while your eyes bursted open like a cat's, hair sticking up on end. You drifted to your windowsill, hiding behind the curtain and peeping outside you saw Spike standing below your window. He was leaning up against a tree in your front yard and looking straight into your bedroom. Flustered you backed away from the window. It's too dark to tell but you don't think he looked angry or upset. Honestly, it looked like he was just minding his own business, loitering in the middle of the night. Except, he was staring into your window so he obviously hasn't forgotten about you. You remember he is unable to enter the house since you never formally invited him inside. But, that didn't make him go away as there he stood waiting outside your house.
Knowing that you would be unable to sleep unless you confronted him about his stalker behaviour you returned to the window. You opened both curtains and sat down on your window sill bench wrapping the blanket around you. Breathing a deep breath, you opened your window and finally looked down at Spike.
"I had nearly given up," he said waving his lit cigarette. "I thought I was going to have to smoke a whole packet before you'd open up."
"What are you doing here Spike?" you ask, grimacing as you see his bleached blonde hair shine in the moonlight. God, how did that ever attract you.
"A little birdy told me that you've quit smoking and I've just come to give my congrats. Nothing wrong with that, is there?" He asks, grinning innocently and putting his hands up in the air. He crushes the cigarette on the ground and proceeds to light another one. "You see, I've tried quitting every turn of the century but nothing's seemed to work and I was thinking, since you're doing so well and all, you'd let me in on the secret".
This is unbelievable, you thought. He's really going to stand there all night, smoking a packet of cigarettes, trying to get inside your head. The wind rustled the leaves above Spike. Maybe if it picks up it would blow out his cigarette or at least drown out his voice. You looked into Spike's eyes as he raised his eyebrows waiting for your response.
"If you really want to know Spike, sometimes to kill one addiction you have to kill another. Like, if you always smoke when you have a drink you might have to quit both. At least for me, breaking up with you has solved all kinds of problems in my life."
"Ouch that hurts, love. But I bet that's what you wanted. Though I know you don't mean a word. I'll throw you up a smoke, if you want. Must be craving one like mad stuck in your room watching me enjoy one." He said, blowing out a cloud of smoke. You hated to admit it but he was right. You would have liked a cigarette but you couldn't bow down and accept one from Spike of all people.
"Sure and while I'm at it I think I want to get back together, don't you?"
"Cool it with the sarcasm pet, I'm just teasing you. Honestly, I want to commend you for giving it up. There's no point ruining your body when it's your only one. But I've been missing you lately. You never come to the Bronze anymore."
Why doesn't he just start crying, you thought. If you would have known he'd be this clingy you would never have spoken to him. Maybe all those times you waited in the back alley for him, he was also waiting for the right time to walk up to you. You had never thought about that before. How long could he have been staring at me, watching me, waiting to come up to me and have a smoke. It creeped you out to think of yourself as prey and Spike the predator. But that's what he was, at the end of the day. He had never raised his hand or drawn your blood, but that doesn't mean he wasn't trying to kill you. He was toying with you, making you believe you were in love with him. You thought you could never love another person except for Spike. But, you had proved that wrong having been in a more than happy relationship for months now.
You no longer needed those things that were silently killing you. Neither Spike or cigarettes were welcome into your life anymore. You stared down at Spike, smoking his third cigarette now catching a glimpse of your old vampire lighter. If only you could have known how ironic it was when you handed it over to him, he must have loved it. Reflecting back on when you first started smoking in your teenage years, you didn't know smoking was going to corrupt your body and become an irrepressible addiction. You were naïve and thought it would lessen the monotony of everyday life and make you more mature. The same was true about going out with Spike, an older guy who happened to be much older than he looks. You know you shouldn't blame yourself for what you know now but it's hard when you're consumed with deep seated regret. Especially because your body desires and craves both Spike and smoking.
"Goodbye, Spike." you whisper, just loud enough to see his face start and mouth open.
You smile sincerely looking down at Spike remembering the times you had together. The nights he'd stay out with you after closing hours and talk with you all night. But, Spike is a double-edged sword and someone who, in the end, would kill you if he had the chance. You close the curtains not turning back and curl up into bed imagining his arm around you as you smoked together in the rain. It felt so real, like he was there in bed beside you, Though you knew it was impossible you curled up next to him in his smoked-stained leather jacket and felt his arms wrap around you.
"I guess that's another addiction I haven't gotten over." you say as you breath a sigh of release. Turning out your lamp, you toss and turn trying to sleep while memories of Spike lighting a cigarette and handing it over to you with a grin churns in your brain.
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disco-tea · 1 year
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Funny thing about Spike and Buffy is eventually they’re going to pick up each other’s speech patterns. Like that’s just what’s gonna happen. A demon is gonna say something annoying to Buffy and “piss off” is just gonna slip out. Or she’s accidentally going to say “the telly” and then eventually there’s gonna be moments where Spike starts to sound like a Valley Girl, so please imagine that with the English accent. 🤣
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witchthewriter · 2 years
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𝐍𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 & 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐈
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𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐳 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧🌼 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭🌻   𝐁𝐮𝐲 𝐦𝐞 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐞?🎁
𝑨𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒍𝒐𝒈𝒚 𝑴𝒐𝒐𝒅𝒃𝒐𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝑴𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕 (not taking requests)
𝑾𝒉𝒐 𝑰 𝒘𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓 🔮
➥ (requests are open) ➥ smut ✅ (18+ only) ➥ comissions
𝑊𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑎 𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑐𝘩-𝑢𝑝 𝑜𝑟 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙 𝑚𝑜𝑜𝑑𝑏𝑜𝑎𝑟𝑑?
𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐈𝐈
                                                 ⸻ ✶✺✮ ⸻
𝑫𝒓𝒂𝒈𝒐𝒏 𝑫𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚.
𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒔𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒔
・Game of Thrones / Merlin ⇢🦋Merlin and Pod pining over you would include ⇢🦋Jaskier and Jesper pining over you would include ⇢🦋Ivar with a Targaryen s/o would include
𝐴 𝐶𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑇𝘩𝑜𝑟𝑛𝑠 & 𝑅𝑜𝑠𝑒𝑠 𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑠 🌹
↳ “ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ʙᴀᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴏɴᴇ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʙʀɪɴɢꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴏʏ.”
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⭑ Feyre Archeron ⇢ fancast ⇢ being in a poly relationship with her and rhysand
⭑ Rhysand ⇢ fancast ⇢ being in a poly relationship with him and feyre ⭑ Cassian ⇢ fancast ⇢ being his s/o would include ⇢ being in a poly relationship with him and nesta ⭑ Azriel ⇢ fancast ⇢ being a witch & his s/o would include ⭑ Mor ⇢ fancast
⭑ Amren ⇢ fancast ⇢ being her mate would include
⭑ Nesta Archeron ⇢ fancast ⇢ being in a poly relationship with her and cassian ⭑ Elain Archeron ⇢ fancast
⭑ Lucien ⇢ fancast
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒆𝒂𝒓🥕
↳ "ɪᴛ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ɪɴ ᴀ ʀᴇꜱᴛᴀᴜʀᴀɴᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇʟʏ ʟᴏꜱᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍɪɴᴅ."
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⭑ Carmen ‘Carmy’ Berzatto ⇢ being the new employee at the shop would include
𝐵𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑆𝑎𝑖𝑙𝑠 🏴‍☠️
↳ “ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ɪꜱ ᴀ ᴍᴏɴꜱᴛᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ. ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ꜱᴏ ᴄᴏɴᴠɪɴᴄᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴀᴍ ʏᴏᴜʀꜱ. ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ɪᴛ.”
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⭑ John Silver ⇢ being a fearsome pirate and married to him would include
𝐵𝑢𝑓𝑓𝑦 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑉𝑎𝑚𝑝𝑖𝑟𝑒 𝑆𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑒𝑟🌷
↳ "ᴅɪᴅ ᴡᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ‘ɢʀʀ’ ɪɴ ɢɪʀʟ?“
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⭑ Buffy Summers ⇢ dating would include  ⭑ Willow Rosenberg ⇢ dating would include
⭑ Angel ⇢ dating would include ⭑ Xander Harris ⇢ dating would include ⭑ Rupert Giles ⇢ being his s/o would include 
⭑ Spike ⇢ with a short s/o would include ⇢ with a british s/o would include ⇢ with a trans ftm s/o would include ⇢ smitten spike (imagine/drabble) ⇢ how he would win your love ⭑ Faith Lehane ⇢ being her s/o would include
𝐶𝘩𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑖𝑐𝑙𝑒𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑁𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑎  🍃
↳"ᴏɴᴄᴇ ᴀ ᴋɪɴɢ ᴏʀ Qᴜᴇᴇɴ ᴏꜰ ɴᴀʀɴɪᴀ, ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴀ ᴋɪɴɢ ᴏʀ Qᴜᴇᴇɴ ᴏꜰ ɴᴀʀɴɪᴀ."
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ᴘʀᴇꜰᴇʀᴇɴᴄᴇꜱ
⇢ being a fairy and the pevensie’s s/o, visiting them in the human world would include
⭑ High King Peter the Magnificent  ⇢ being his wife would include
⭑ Queen Susan the Gentle ⇢ being a fawn & dating her would include
⭑ King Edmund the Just ⇢ being his wife and part narnian would include
⭑ Queen Lucy the Valiant  ⇢ being her best friend would include  ⇢ being Lilliandil’s sister and lucy falling in love with you would include
⭑ Prince Caspian  ⇢ being married to him would include
⭑ Eustace ⇢ visiting narnia with him would include
⭑ Mr Tumnus  ⇢ being his s/o would include
𝐷𝐶 ⚖️
↳"ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ. ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ?”
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⭑ Harley Quinn ⇢ dating would include ⇢ being in a poly relationship with her & ivy would include ⭑ Black Canary ⇢ being a vigilante & her s/o would include ⭑ Poison Ivy ⇢ fancast ⇢ being in a poly relationship with her & harley would include ⇢ being a gotham city siren & dating Ivy would include ⭑ Selina Kyle/Catwoman ⇢ dating would include
⭑ Wonder Woman ⇢ dating would include ⭑ Aquaman ⇢ being a gotham city siren as well as his s/o would include
𝑭𝒊𝒓𝒆 & 𝑩𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅
↳"ᴛʜᴇ ᴠɪʟᴇꜱᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴍᴇɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪᴄᴋᴇᴅᴇꜱᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴡᴏᴍᴇɴ ʟɪᴋᴇᴡɪꜱᴇ ᴍᴀʏ ᴅᴏ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛɪᴍᴇ, ꜰᴏʀ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴀꜱꜱɪᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘɪᴛʏ ᴍᴀʏ ʙᴇ ꜰᴏᴜɴᴅ ɪɴ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋᴇꜱᴛ ᴏꜰ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛꜱ."
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⭑ Visenya Targaryen ⇢ fancast ⇢ being a Velaryon and her s/o would include
⭑ Rhaenys Targaryen ⇢ fancast
⭑ Aegon Targaryen  ⇢ fancast
𝐺𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑇𝘩𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑒𝑠 ♔
↳"ᴛʜᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ɪꜱ ᴅᴀʀᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰᴜʟʟ ᴏꜰ ᴛᴇʀʀᴏʀꜱ.“
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⭑ Daenarys Targaryen ⇢ being her s/o would include ⇢ being in a poly relationship w/ her and sansa would include ⭑ Sansa Stark ⇢ being her wife would include ⇢ being in a poly relationship w/ her and margaery would include ⇢ being in a poly relationship w/ her and dany would include ⇢ her falling in love with a serving girl would include
⭑ Robb Stark ⇢ being a secret lannister and his wife would include ⭑ Jon Snow ⇢ being his s/o would include ⭑ Sandor Clegane ⇢ being his s/o would include ⇢ sfw alphabet ⭑ Podrick Payne ⇢ being a witch & his s/o would include ⭑ Brienne of Tarth ⇢ being her chaotic s/o would include ⭑ Margaery Tyrell ⇢ being a baratheon and her s/o would include ⇢ being in a poly relationship w/ her and sansa would include ⇢ being Dany’s sister & in a secret relationship w/ Margaery would include ⇢ how she would comfort her s/o would include ⇢ sfw alphabet
⭑ Jaime Lannister ⇢ being a Targaryen and his s/o would include ⇢ sfw alphabet
𝐻𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑦 𝑃𝑜𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟 ⚡️
↳"ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴏ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴡʜᴀᴛ.”
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🇲​🇦​🇷​🇦​🇺​🇩​🇪​🇷​ 🇵​🇷​🇪​🇫​🇪​🇷​🇪​🇳​🇨​🇪​🇸​
⇢ Smut with them includes ⇢ the marauders as dads would include
🇵​🇷​🇪​🇫​🇪​🇷​🇪​🇳​🇨​🇪​🇸​
⇢ the gryffindors as dads would include
⭑ Harry Potter ⇢ dating would include ⇢ your wedding 
⭑ Hermione Granger ⇢ dating would include
⭑ Ron Weasley ⇢ being his chaotic s/o would include
⭑ Fred Weasley ⇢ being muggle-born and his s/o would include
⭑ Neville Longbottom  ⇢ being married would include
⭑ Luna Lovegood  ⇢ having a transgender s/o would include
⭑ Draco Malfoy
⭑ James Potter ⇢ being in a poly relationship with him and remus would include
⭑ Sirius Black ⇢ being his s/o would include
⭑ Remus Lupin ⇢ fancast ⇢ being his s/o would include ⇢ being in a poly relationship with him and james would include ⇢ sfw alphabet
𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐻𝑜𝑏𝑏𝑖𝑡 ※
↳“ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴀɴ ᴀᴅᴠᴇɴᴛᴜʀᴇ!”
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⭑ Kili ⇢ being a hobbit & his s/o would include
𝐻𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝐷𝑟𝑎𝑔𝑜𝑛 🐉
↳"ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍꜱ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴜꜱ ᴋɪɴɢꜱ. ᴅʀᴀɢᴏɴꜱ ᴅɪᴅ."
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ᴘʀᴇꜰᴇʀᴇɴᴄᴇꜱ
⇢ reacting to a bad dream  ⇢ holidays with them would include ⇢ how they show their love
⭑ Rhaenyra Targaryen ⇢ having a crush on you would include ⇢ in a secret relationship would include ⇢ being in a poly relationship w/ her & harwin would include ⇢ being in a poly relationship w/ her, daemon & harwin would include ⇢ being in a poly relationship w/ her and alicent would include
⭑ Daemon Targaryen ⇢ being his wife would include ⇢ being his s/o and bonding with caraxes would include ⇢ being in a poly relationship w/ him, harwin & rhaenyra would include ⇢ being in a poly relationship w/ him & aemond would include ⇢ with a chinese dragon seed s/o would include
⭑ Ser Harwin Strong ⇢ being his wife would include ⇢ being in a poly relationship w/ him and rhaenyra would include ⇢ being in a poly relationship w/ him, daemon & rhaenyra would include ⇢ first interaction ⇢ him falling in love with you would include ⇢ nsfw alphabet
⭑ Rhaenys Targaryen II ⇢ her falling in love with a younger woman would include
⭑ Alicent Hightower ⇢ in a secret relationship would include ⇢ being in a poly relationship w/ her and rhaenyra would include
⭑ Aemond Targaryen ⇢ being a stark and married would include ⇢ with a dragon seed s/o who claimed cannibal would include ⇢ being in a poly relationship w/ him & daemon would include
⭑ Otto Hightower ⇢ nsfw headcanons ⇢ with an enfp wife would include
⭑ Jacaerys Velaryon ⇢ fancast ⇢ being the firstborn baratheon princess, a witch and his s/o would include
𝑇𝘩𝑒 𝐻𝑢𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑟 𝐺𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑠🥂
↳"ᴍᴀʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴅᴅꜱ ʙᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜰᴀᴠᴏᴜʀ!"
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⭑ Katniss Everdeen ⇢ having a crush on you would include
𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝐴𝑟𝑡ℎ𝑢𝑟: 𝐿𝑒𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑆𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑑 🗡
↳“ᴡʜʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍɪᴇꜱ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ?”
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⭑ King Arthur ⇢ having a crush on you would include ⇢ being betrothed would include (pirate!reader)
𝐿𝑜𝑟𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑅𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 ֍
↳ “ᴅᴇᴇᴅꜱ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴇ ʟᴇꜱꜱ ᴠᴀʟɪᴀɴᴛ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ ᴜɴᴘʀᴀɪꜱᴇᴅ.”
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⭑ Aragorn  ⇢ with a chaotic s/o would include
⭑ Legolas ⇢ being his s/o would include ⇢ being his pregnant wife would include
⭑ Arwen ⇢ being a witch under gandalf & her s/o would include
⭑ Boromir ⇢ being a witch & his s/o would include
𝑀𝑎𝑟𝑣𝑒𝑙 / 𝑀𝐶𝑈 ☾
↳ "ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴀʟʟ ᴅᴀʏ.“
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⭑ Wanda Maximoff/The Scarlet Witch ⇢ being Ultron! Wanda’s s/o would include ⇢ being WandaVisions! Wanda’s s/o would include ⇢ being in a poly relationship w/ her & nat would include ⭑ Natasha Romanoff ⇢ dating would include ⇢ being in a poly relationship w/ her & wanda would include ⇢ being in a poly relationship w/ her & steve would include ⭑ Yelena Belova ⇢ being a witch & yelena’s s/o ⭑ Druig ⇢ being a witch and dating would include ⇢ being in a poly relationship w/ him & bucky would include ⭑ Steven Grant / Mr Knight ⇢ steven helps reader while at work on her periods ⇢ how you & steven got together ⇢ dating the avator of Ra would include
⭑ Frank Castle ⇢ being his s/o would include
⭑ Loki ⇢ dating would include ⭑ Frost Giant Loki ⇢ dating would include ⭑ Thor ⇢ dating endgame thor would include ⭑ Bucky Barnes ⇢ being his plus-sized s/o would include ⇢ being in a poly relationship w/ him & druig would include ⭑ Steve Rogers ⇢ with a plus-size s/o would include ⇢ being in a poly relationship w/ him & nat would include
𝑀𝑒𝑟𝑙𝑖𝑛  ♚
↳"ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴛᴇɴɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ꜱᴘᴏᴏɴ?"
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ᴘʀᴇꜰᴇʀᴇɴᴄᴇꜱ
⇢ how the knights show their love ⇢ how they court you ⇢ the knights as fathers ⇢  your first time together
⭑ Merlin ⇢ being his s/o would include ⇢ with a s/o who doesn’t have magic would include
⭑ King Arthur ⇢ falling in love with a kindhearted witch would include
⭑ Queen Guinevere ⇢ being her s/o would include ⇢ sleepover w/ her and morgana would include
⭑ Morgana ⇢ being a princess who falls in love with her would include ⇢ sleepover w/ her and gwen would include
⭑ Sir Percival ⇢ being a witch & his s/o would include
⭑ Sir Lancelot ⇢ being fae and his wife would include
⭑ Sir Gawaine ⇢ being his wife would include ⇢ being merlin’s best friend and having a crush on gwaine would include
⭑ Sir Leon ⇢ being his wife would include
⭑ Sir Elyan ⇢  a journey with him would include
𝑃𝑒𝑎𝑘𝑦 𝐵𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑠 ✧
↳"ᴍᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴇ ɪɴ ʜᴇᴀᴠᴇɴ ᴀ ꜰᴜʟʟ ʜᴀʟꜰ ʜᴏᴜʀ ʙᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴠɪʟ ᴋɴᴏᴡꜱ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ.”
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⭑ Thomas Shelby ⇢ being his s/o would include
⭑ Alfie Solomons ⇢ being his wife would include
⭑ Arthur Shelby ⇢ being his s/o would include
⭑ John Shelby ⇢ being his s/o would include
⭑ Ada Shelby ⇢ being her s/o would include
𝑃𝑖𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝐶𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑏𝑏𝑒𝑎𝑛 ☠
↳"ɴᴏᴛ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʀᴇᴀꜱᴜʀᴇ ɪꜱ ꜱɪʟᴠᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴏʟᴅ, ᴍᴀᴛᴇ.“
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⭑ Captain Jack Sparrow ⇢ him being fond of you would include
⭑ Elizabeth Swann ⇢ being her pirate s/o would include
⭑ Will Turner ⇢ being an immortal pirate & his s/o would include
𝑆𝘩𝑎𝑑𝑜𝑤 & 𝐵𝑜𝑛𝑒 ✺
↳ "ꜰɪɴᴇ, ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴠɪʟʟᴀɪɴ.”
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⭑ Kaz Brekker ⇢ being his s/o would include
⭑ Inej Ghafa ⇢ being her s/o would include
⭑ Alina Starkov ⇢ being her s/o would include (sfw)
⭑ Nina Zenik ⇢ being an inferni grisha & her best friend would include
⭑ Zoya Nazyalensky ⇢ protective headcanons ⇢ being in a poly relationship w/ her & genya would include ⇢ with an INTP s/o would include
⭑ Matthias Helvar ⇢ being his wife would include
⭑ Genya Safin ⇢ being her gf would include ⇢ zoya’s younger sister being with genya would include ⇢ being in a poly relationship w/ her & zoya would include ⭑ Nikolai Lantsov ⇢ dating would include ⇢ having a pirate s/o would include
The Darkling ⇢ being a moon summoner and his s/o would include
𝑆𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑠 ⛺
↳ "ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ: ᴜɴᴘʀᴇᴅɪᴄᴛᴀʙʟᴇ."
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⭑ James Cook  ⇢ being his s/o would include
𝑆𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝐴𝑛𝑎𝑟𝑐𝘩𝑦 🍀
↳"ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴀʟʟᴏᴡ ᴏᴜʀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛꜱ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʟᴏᴜᴅᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴏᴜʀ ʀᴇᴀꜱᴏɴ.“
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ᴘʀᴇꜰᴇʀᴇɴᴄᴇꜱ
・how they act when they have a crush on you
⭑ Jax Teller ⇢ being his old lady would include
⭑ Chibs Telford ⇢ being his old lady would include
𝑆𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑟 𝑇𝘩𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 ☢
↳"ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪꜱ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ɢᴏ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ. ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ. ʙᴜᴛ ɪᴛ'ʟʟ ɢᴇᴛ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ. ɪɴ ᴛɪᴍᴇ.”
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ᴍɪsᴄ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴs:
─ being the resident badass in hawkins ─ being a witch in the hawkins group ─ being the chessmaster with heart in hawkins ─ being the cranky grandparent in the hawkins group ─ being the wine aunt/uncle in the hawkins group ─ movie night with the gang
ᴘʀᴇꜰᴇʀᴇɴᴄᴇꜱ
⇢ being their short s/o would include
⭑ Eddie Munson ⇢ dating would include ⇢ modern dating headcanons ⇢ Vampire! Eddie headcanons  ⇢ being his s/o would include ⇢ s/o with arthiritist would include ⇢ drabble from his secret admirer ⇢ nsfw alphabet ⇢ having a platonic autistic relationship would include ⇢ with an ENFP s/o
⭑ Steve Harrington ⇢ babysitting w/ steve  ⇢ dating would include ⇢ having a relationship like goose & carol ⇢ with an autistic s/o would include ⇢ your cat liking steve includes
⭑ Jim Hopper ⇢ dating would include
⭑ Joyce Byers ⇢ dating would include
⭑ Jonathan Byers ⇢ dating would include
⭑ Argyle ⇢ dating would include ⇢ with an autistic s/o would include
⭑ Nancy Wheeler ⇢ dating would include ⇢ lil date drabble ⭑ Robin Buckley ⇢ dating would include
⭑ Chrissy Cunningham ⇢ going on a date would include
𝑇𝘩𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝐺𝑙𝑎𝑠𝑠 𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑠 ♚
↳ “ɴᴏ. ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ꜱᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴇ ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ᴏᴡɴ— ɪꜰ ɢɪᴠᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴘᴇʀ ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ᴍᴀᴛᴇʀɪᴀʟ.”
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⭑ Aelin Galathynius ⇢ fancast ⭑ Rowan Whitethorn ⇢ fancast
⭑ Dorian Havilliard ⇢ fancast
⭑ Manon Blackbeak ⇢ fancast ⇢ dating would include
⭑ Yrene Towers ⇢ fancast ⇢ being a witch and her s/o would include ⇢ poly relationship with yrene, elide and reader
⭑ Chaol Westfall ⇢ fancast
⭑ Aedion Ashryver ⇢ fancast
⭑ Lysandra ⇢ fancast
⭑ Elide Lochan ⇢ fancast ⇢ being her s/o would include ⇢ poly relationship with yrene, elide and reader
⭑ Lorcan Salvaterre  ⇢ fancast
⭑ Fenrys ⇢ fancast
⭑ Gavriel ⇢ fancast ⇢ being his mate and looking after him would include
𝑇𝘩𝑒 𝑀𝑎𝑧𝑒 𝑅𝑢𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑟🌳
↳“ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɪɴ'ᴛ ꜱᴄᴀʀᴇᴅ… ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɪɴ'ᴛ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ.”
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⭑ Thomas ⇢ being with someone who has ADHD would include
⭑ Newt ⇢ jealous of his medjack gf would include
⭑ Minho ⇢ with a plus size s/o 
⭑ Gally ⇢ being his s/o would include ⇢ with a short s/o
𝑇𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑖𝑔𝘩𝑡 ✺
↳“ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴍʏ ʟɪꜰᴇ ɴᴏᴡ.”
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ᴘʀᴇꜰᴇʀᴇɴᴄᴇꜱ
⇢ the cullen’s nicknames for you
⭑ Bella Swan ⇢ being her s/o would include ⇢ being her witch s/o would include
⭑ Edward Cullen ⇢ with a witch s/o would include
⭑ Carlisle Cullen ⇢ nsfw headcanons  ⇢ with a shy s/o would include
⭑ Esme Cullen ⇢ nsfw alphabet
⭑ Rosalie Hale ⇢ being her vampire mate would include ⇢ nsfw alphabet
⭑ Emmett Cullen ⇢ with a witch mate would include
⭑ Alice Cullen ⇢ being a human and dating would include ⇢ having a witch mate would include
⭑ Tanya Denali ⇢ being her vampire soulmate would include
⭑ Paul Lahote ⇢ nsfw headcanons
𝑇𝘩𝑒 𝟷𝟶𝟶 ⚘
↳"ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴀ ʙʀᴇᴀᴛʜ, ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ. ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ɪᴛ.“
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⭑ Bellamy Blake ⇢ being apart of the 100 and his s/o would include
⭑ Octavia Blake ⇢ being her s/o would include
⭑ Raven Reyes ⇢ ’the raven & the wolf’ (imagine, wife reader)
⭑ Commander Lexa ⇢ being her wife would include
𝑇𝘩𝑒 𝑈𝑚𝑏𝑟𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑎 𝐴𝑐𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑚𝑦 ⛱
↳ "ꜱᴏʟɪᴛᴜᴅᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ᴅᴏ ꜰᴜɴɴʏ ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪɴᴅ.”
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⭑ Klaus ⇢ with a writer gf would include
𝑉𝑖𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 ⚔️
↳ "ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ ɪꜱ ᴏɴʟʏ ɢɪᴠᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴏꜱᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴀʀᴇ ᴘʀᴇᴘᴀʀᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇᴍꜱᴇʟᴠᴇꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴘɪᴄᴋ ɪᴛ ᴜᴘ.”
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⭑ Ragnar ⇢ sfw alphabet
⭑ Bjorn ⇢ being with bjorn would include ⭑ Ivar ⇢ ivar with a chubby s/o
⭑ Ubbe ⇢ sfw alphabet
𝑇𝘩𝑒 𝑊𝑎𝑙𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝐷𝑒𝑎𝑑 💀
↳"ʀᴇꜱᴛ ɪɴ ᴘᴇᴀᴄᴇ. ɴᴏᴡ ɢᴇᴛ ᴜᴘ, ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴏ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴀʀ.“
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⭑ Daryl Dixon ⇢ dating would include ⇢ proposal imagine ⇢ with a plus size s/o would include
⭑ Rick Grimes ⇢ being coleader of the group and his s/o would include
⭑ Negan ⇢ having a crush on you would include
𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑊𝑒 𝐷𝑜 𝐼𝑛 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑆ℎ𝑎𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑠 🥀
↳“ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛʜᴇꜱᴇ ᴠɪʀɢɪɴꜱ."
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⭑ Nadja ⇢ nsfw alphabet
⭑ Guillermo ⇢ being a werewolf and his s/o would include
𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑊𝑖𝑡𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑟  ✶
↳ "ʙᴇᴡᴀʀᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴀɴ ᴏʟᴅ ᴍᴀɴ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴘʀᴏꜰᴇꜱꜱɪᴏɴ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴍᴇɴ ᴜꜱᴜᴀʟʟʏ ᴅɪᴇ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ."
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⭑ Yennefer of Vengerberg ⇢  nsfw headcanons
⭑ Jaskier ⇢ falling in love with a princess would include ⇢ falling in love with triss merigold’s sister would include
𝒀𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒏𝒆
↳ "ᴋᴀʀᴍᴀ ᴄᴏᴍᴇꜱ ɪɴ ᴀʟʟ ꜱʜᴀᴘᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱɪᴢᴇꜱ. ɢᴜᴇꜱꜱ ɪᴛ’ꜱ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ."
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⭑ Rip Wheeler ⇢ being his wife would include
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Contextless Jenny musing #47:
Fun though it is to express Jenny’s Angry Goblin Nightmare Woman-ish-ness partly through having her swear frequently in fics, part of me thinks it’s much funnier if she completely trained herself out of swearing so as to avoid doing it in front of her students, following An Incident during her first year teaching.
And now she’s stuck forever saying things like, “Aw, shucks!” and “Gosh darn it all to heck!!” It doesn’t matter how much of a jerk a certain English librarian is being, what glitch has corrupted all her code, or how appalling the referee’s decision-making – this is just her life now.
I’m obviously going to carry on writing Sweary Jenny, but wouldn’t this just encapsulate the gulf* between Jenny’s self-presentation as someone who is super chill and cool and carefree and the poorly-hidden truth that she’s someone who actually cares very much?
*we all know the inconsistencies in Jenny's character in the show are the result of shoddy writing but humour me. Just this once**.
**we also all know that it will not be just this once.
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