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howdoipeopleright · 15 days
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tw a/b/o
so. bat family headcannons on second gender.
Martha: alpha raised to fill the omega role(it was around 1950 after all... also explains why bruce was their only child.)
Thomas: alpha no questions asked. although in the timeline that h is Batman, a broody, heartbroken omega
alfred: pack beta that everyone thinks is an omega until they realize he doesn't have a strong sent.
Bruce: an omega both his parents ha the O gen so.. although Bruce didnt present until after he met Jason(literally that night he got his true scent)
dick: Sunshine alpha.
jason: omega to alpha, not doing more then masking his scent as if no one else gives alfred a great grand child he will.
Tim: beta? no one is sure as he nests and locks himself away for a week each month but he doesn't smell like an omega.
Cassandra: alpha with nesting tendencies.
Stephenie: beta.
duke: alpha, idk why.
damian:Omega.
bonus
barbara: omega
kori: both omega and alpha due to how her species is.
j'onn j'ons: same as kori but because Martians can change at will depending on which partner is dominant and which is submissive.
Clark Kent: alpha
lois lane: omega
Selina: alpha
Harley: manic omega.
ivy: alpha
joker: beta.
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vampiric-bruce-wayne · 2 months
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need a fic where superman just assumes he’s in a relationship with batman while being in a relationship with Lois at the same time (poly superman!!) meanwhile selina assumes only she and clark and talia are in a relationship with bruce all the while bruce just thinks he’s single
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Batman and Superman can talk for hours about everything and nothing, and this freaks the rest of the Justice League out to no end on multiple levels
On the surface level, its the fact that its very common to walk into a room or down a hall and find Batman and Superman just chatting, which is intimidating in it’s own right. They’re the World’s Finest. You expect them to be exchanging information and strategies for some world altering threat, but they’re just talking about how their rival teams are doing this season and it’s weird
Just below the surface, it’s the fact that Batman is having a conversation that isn’t stilted one-word answers or multi-paragraph monologues where he just intellectually dunks on you. He’s talking in full casual sentences about the weather and his dog and “back in my day—“ memories. Not only that, he’s asking Superman questions about himself. He’s encouraging the conversation to continue without the focus being on the mission in any way shape or form. He’s actively participating in small talk
And on another level, deeper down, it’s strange to see Superman like that too. Superman is… well, Superman. He’s a god among men who, if he didn’t have a heart of Gold, would be able to kill half the population in one go without breaking a sweat. He exists as a concept and an ideal on a pedestal above normal humans. To see him sitting at a table eating a homemade sandwich and shoving another one at Batman while prattling on about filing his taxes of all things? Taxes? Like just some guy? It’s a bit of a reality check
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More of the usual Batfam has!
I said I'd come back to Jason and Pigeons/doves yeah?
Well he keeps them, he has a coop on top of his apartment building that he built.
He takes very good care of his flock and even Damien can't find fault in his care for them
They are all named after his favorite book characters
They are really smart birds and know who Jason is in and out of costume! Once Jason was held by Joker who was bragging about killing him again
Only to be SWARMED by flock of angry Pigeons and Doves
Joker fears the birds now
Jason gave them so many treats for that
BRUCE gave the birds treats for that!
More Meatloaf? More Meatloaf
So Meatloaf, Tim's Sphinx, absolutely has Opinions on his dates
She likes Brenard well enough, he supplies treats but doesn't really stop Tim from pulling all nighters
Then again Meatloaf is the only one besides Alfred who can reliably make Tim go to bed at any point
Meatloaf ended up following Tim on patrol once
Red Robin was facing Scarecrow when this sweater wearing bald cat showed up screeching in a mechanical voice "SLEEP NOW!" Repeatedly
It freaked Crane out a bit but didn't stop him from trying to fight Tim
Only for said cat to latch onto his face and start viciously clawing his face while chanting Sleep Now
Crane got a new fear that night
And Tom had a heart attack and took Meatloaf home imediatly
Sadly it didn't STOP HER FROM FOLLOWING HIM BACK OUT
She kept doing this till he went back to the manor and went to bed
Alfred has asked Meatloaf to do that to Bruce but they know it won't work
So instead they have Meatloaf translate for Ace to convince Bruce to take a God damned break!
Look Meatloaf knows which pets will convince which Bat to rest
Some don't need convincing, Steph, Duke and Barabra will gladly take breaks when they need to
Others are more stubborn
So Meatloaf started a sorta vigilante group of her own
It's made of herself, Jason's flock of birds, Ace, King Murder (Damian's puppy), Haley (Dick's Dog), Bat cow and a few of the bats that live in the batcave
They team up to ensure their bullhead humans rest and don't die of exauhstion
They meet weekly in the batcave to discuss who has what duty and report on who needs the most rest
Yes even the damn pets team up on the Bats they love their humans ok?
Ace actually figured out how to garuntee Bruce sleeps! You need one of his Platonic partners present
So it it gets bad enough either Meatloaf gets Selina or Ace gets Krypto to get Clark
Having one of his partners cuddling with him puts Bruce at ease enough to get a full night's sleep. Ace is also always present during this time
Speaking of partners! I mentioned Vruce is Platonic Life partners with Selina and Clark
Clark is still married to Lois, it's a Poly V and all partners are aware of it a agreed to the terms
Clark is Biromantic Greyspec and uses He/They
Lois is Pansexual and Panromantic and Agender using she/they pronouns
It's a really healthy and happy relationship with them balancing each other out
Selina and Clark are friends and Lois and Selina are sorta dating
Selina enjoys the occasional date but doesn't feel romantic attraction, Lois understands and loves her platonically as she is!
Clark is a BIG CUDDLER he adores snuggling up to all of his partners and being being big spoon
He likes to make them feel safe
Bruce will never admit that he prefers the little spoon. It makes him feel loved and safe
Selina SPRAWLS, limbs wrapped around random torsos, arms splayed out across her partner's faces the nine yards
Lois kicks in her sleep. Your average Joe would wake up sore and severely bruised with how hard she kicks and punches, but she had vigilantes as partners, none are bothered
They rarely get to sleep together in a happy pile but when all four are present they are very happy
Usually it's over the holidays when they visit eachother
Lois gives Selina tips on ill-gotten treasures various museums aquire and in turn Selina ensures Lois gets the best stories in Gotham
Bruce will only do serious interviews with Clark or Lois they don't invade his privacy and he trusts them to do the interview justice, all other journalists get Bullshit tall tales
Bruce and his kids Fuck with lex Luthor anytime they see him at galas
It's a time honored tradition
Konnor has his own room at the manor
Yes Clark has confronted his own feelings on the matter of Konnor and is seeing a family therapist with konnor to med bridges
Like with Bruce and Jason it's still rocky but Soap operas are bringing them closer
Jon also has his own place at the manor and for Damian's sake isn't considered Related to Bruce
No incest yall
Alfred was thrilled when Bruce told him about Clark, Selina and Lois
He initially had a hard time grasping the concept of Aromantic and Asexuality but he never once made Bruce feel broken or unloved
Alfred tirelessly researches LGBTQ+ Issues and identities so he can support his family Bruce does to
All in all they support and love eachother so much
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dc-is-a-poly-mess · 4 years
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DC is a Poly Mess Cast and Ships
(@redhoodiejt)  Here is the full list of the ships and main characters of the poly mess! I am happy to clarify and answer any questions that may arise from the list. This list will be added to as this AU expands. Many of the children seen on the list are children who are had later in the timeline, but their parent’s relationships listed are according to present timeline.
(Small Key: multiple characters listed in one partner line means that all characters in that line are in a relationship. “A.” is short for adopted. Character relations are put in parenthesis.)
Bruce Wayne
Partner(s): (Groups)
Selina Kyle (Wife), Talia al Ghul (Wife)
Clark Kent (Husband), Diana Prince (Girlfriend)
Hal Jordan (Boyfriend)
Past Partner(s): (Groups)
Mary McGinnis (Lover), Warren McGinnis (Lover)
Natalia Knight (Girlfriend)
Janet Drake (Lover), Jack Drake (Lover)
Harvey Dent (Boyfriend)
Children: Dick Grayson-West (A. Son), Casandra Wayne (A. Daughter), Jason Wayne-Knight (A. Son), Tim Drake (A. Son), Duke Thomas-Wayne (A. Son), Terry McGinnis (Son), Carrie Kelley-Wayne (A. Daughter), Damian al Ghul-Wayne (Son), Athanasia al Ghul-Wayne (Daughter), Matt McGinnis (Son), Helena Wayne-Kyle (Daughter)
Alfred Pennyworth
Partner(s): Jim Gordon (Partner), Leslie Thompkins (Partner)
Past Partner(s):
Mademoiselle Marie (Lover)
Thomas Wayne (Lover), Martha Wayne (Lover)
Children: Bruce Wayne (A. Son), Julia Pennyworth (Daughter), Barbara Gordon (Step Daughter)
Jim Gordon
Partner(s): Alfred Pennyworth (Partner), Leslie Thompkins (Partner)
Past Partner(s): Barbara Gordon Sr. (Wife)
Children: Barbara Gordon Jr. (Daughter), James Gordon Jr. (Son), Bruce Wayne (Step Son), Julia Pennyworth (Step Daughter)
Leslie Thompkins
Partner(s): Alfred Pennyworth (Partner), Jim Gordon (Partner)
Children: Barbara Gordon (Step Daughter),  Bruce Wayne (Step Son), Julia Pennyworth (Step Daughter)
Selina Kyle
Partner(s):
Bruce Wayne (Husband), Talia al Ghul (Wife)
Natalia Knight (Girlfriend), Sandra Wu-San (Girlfriend)
Past Partner(s): Harley Quinn (Girlfriend), Pamela Isley (Girlfriend)
Children: Dick Grayson-West (Step Son), Casandra Wayne (Step Daughter), Jason Wayne-Knight (Step Son), Tim Drake (Step Son), Duke Thomas-Wayne (Step Son), Terry McGinnis (Step Son), Carrie Kelley-Wayne (Step Daughter), Damian al Ghul-Wayne (Step Son), Athanasia al Ghul-Wayne (Step Daughter), Matt McGinnis (Step Son), Helena Wayne-Kyle (Daughter)
Talia al Ghul
Partner(s):
Bruce Wayne (Husband), Selina Kyle (Wife)
Natalia Knight (Girlfriend), Sandra Wu-San (Girlfriend)
Past Partner(s): Catherine Todd (Lover)
Children: Dick Grayson-West (Step Son), Casandra Wayne (Step Daughter), Jason Wayne-Knight (Step Son), Tim Drake (Step Son), Duke Thomas-Wayne (Step Son), Terry McGinnis (Step Son), Carrie Kelley-Wayne (Step Daughter), Damian al Ghul-Wayne (Son), Athanasia al Ghul-Wayne (Daughter), Matt McGinnis (Step Son), Helena Wayne-Kyle (Step Daughter)
Clark Kent
Partner(s):
Lois Lane (Wife)
Bruce Wayne (Husband), Diana Prince (Girlfriend)
Past Partner(s): Lex Luther (Lover)
Children: Conner Kent (Son), Jon Lane Kent (Son), Chris Kent (A. Son), Lorry Kent (A. Son), Jon Samuel Kent (Son)
Diana Prince
Partner(s):
Steve Trevor (Husband)
Bruce Wayne (Boyfriend), Clark Kent (Boyfriend)
Past Partner(s):
Kaisa (Lover)
Helena Sandsmark (Girlfriend)
Children: Donna Troy (Sister/A. Daughter), Cassie Sandsmark (A. Daughter)
Hal Jordan
Partner(s):
Guy Gardner (Boyfriend)
Bruce Wayne (Boyfriend)
Past Partner(s):
Carol Ferris (Girlfriend)
Barry Allen (Boyfriend)
Maura Rayner (Lover)
Children: Kyle Rayner (Godson)
Natalia Knight
Partner(s): Talia al Ghul (Girlfriend), Selina Kyle (Girlfriend), Sandra Wu-San (Girlfriend)
Past Partner(s):
Anton Knight (Lover)
Bruce Wayne (Boyfriend)
Children: Jason Wayne-Knight (A. Son)
Dick Grayson-West
Partner(s): Wally West (Husband)
Past Partner(s):
Roy Harper (Boyfriend)
Kory Anders (Fiancee), Barabara Gordon (Girlfriend)
Helena Bertenelie (Girlfriend)
Children: Mar’i Grayson-Anders (Daughter), Irey Grayson-West (Step Daughter), Jai Grayson-West (Step Son), Jack Grayson-West (Son)
Cassandra Wayne
Partner(s): Stephanie Brown (Wife)
Children: Lacey Wayne (A. Daughter)
Jason Wayne-Knight
Partner(s):
Roy Harper (Partner), Kory Anders (Partner)
Jade Nguyen (Lover)
Kyle Rayner (Boyfriend)
Eddie Bloomberg (Boyfriend)
Past Partner(s):
Rose Wilson (Girlfriend)
Rachel Roth (Girlfriend)
Artemis Grace (Girlfriend)
Donna Troy (Girlfriend)
Children: Maria Bloomberg-Knight (Daughter), Alf Rayner-Knight (Son), Elizabeth Anders-Knight (Daughter), Catherine Dinah Harper-Knight (Daughter), Duela Dent-Knight (A. Daughter), Sasha Wayne-Knight (A. Daughter), Brice Knight-Grace (A. Son), Bao Pham-Knight (A. Son), Clara Wayne-Knight (A. Daughter), Devin Wayne-Knight (A. Son), Nay Wayne-Knight (A. Child), Meriam Wayne-Knight (A. Daughter), Bay Wayne-Knight (A. Daughter/Granddaughter), Caden Wayne-Knight (A. Son), Resier Wayne-Knight (A. Son), Lian Harper (Step Daughter), Mar’i Grayson-Anders (Step Daughter)
Tim Drake-Wayne
Partner(s): Conner Kent (Fiance), Bart Allen (Boyfriend)
Past Partner(s): Stephanie Brown (Girlfriend)
Children: Frederick Jar-El Kent-Wayne (Son), Buttercup Allen-Wayne (Daughter), Connan Con-El Allen-Kent (Step Son), Serenity Allen-Reyes (Step Daughter), Paprika Allen-Reyes (Step Daughter)
Duke Thomas-Wayne
Partner(s): Connor Hawke (Boyfriend)
Children: El Queen (Son/Daughter/Child)
Terry McGinnis
Partner(s): Dana Tan (Girlfriend), Melanie Walker (Girlfriend)
Children: Ashlen Tan-McGinnis (Daughter), Brook Walker-McGinnis (Daughter)
Damian al Ghul-Wayne
Partner(s): 
Colin Wilkes (boyfriend)
Jon Kent (boyfriend)
Children: Niya Wayne (A. Daughter), Rose Wayne (A. Daughter)
Athanasia al Ghul-Wayne
Partner(s): Jon Lane Kent (Boyfriend), Thad Allen (Boyfriend)
Children: Lila Liy-El Kent-al Ghul (Daughter), Aafi Allen-al Ghul (Son), Oscar Car-El Allen-Kent (Step Son), Olivia Via-El Allen-Kent (Step Daughter)
Helena Kyle-Wayne
Partner(s): Karen Starr (Girlfriend)
Children: Scout Soul Zor-El Wayne-Starr (Son)
Barbara Gordon
Partner(s): Dinah Lance (Wife), Helena Berteneli (Girlfriend)
Past Partner(s):
Dick Grayson-West (Boyfriend), Kory Anders (Girlfriend)
Luke Fox (Boyfriend)
Children: Roy Harper (Step Son)
Roy Harper
Partner(s):
Jason Wayne-Knight (Partner), Kory Anders (Partner)
Jade Nygune (Girlfriend)
Past Partner(s):
Dick Grayson-West (Boyfriend)
Donna Troy (Girlfriend)
Children: Lian Harper (Daughter), Catherine Dinah Harper-Knight (Daughter), Mar’i Grayson-Anders (Step Daughter), Elizabeth Anders-Knight (Step Daughter), Maria Bloomberg-Knight (Step Daughter), Alf Rayner-Knight (Step Son), Duela Dent-Knight (Step Daughter), Sasha Wayne-Knight (Step Daughter), Brice Knight-Grace (Step Son), Bao Pham-Knight (Step Son), Clara Wayne-Knight (Step Daughter), Devin Wayne-Knight (Step Son), Nay Wayne-Knight (Step Child), Meriam Wayne-Knight (Step Daughter), Bay Wayne-Knight (Step Daughter), Caden Wayne-Knight (Step Son), Resier Wayne-Knight (Step Son)
Sandra Wu-San
Partner(s): Selina Kyle (Girlfriend), Talia al Ghul (Girlfriend), Natalia Knight (Girlfriend)
Children: Cassandra Wayne (Daughter), Jason Wayne-Knight (Son)
Harley Quinn
Partner(s): Pamela Isley (Wife)
Past Partner(s):
Selina Kyle (Girlfriend)
Jack Napier (Boyfriend)
Children: Lucy Quinzel (Daughter), Rose Isley (Step Daughter), Hazel Isley (Step Daughter), Thorn Isley (Step Daughter), White Mercy Isley (Step Daughter)
Pamela Isley
Partner(s): Harley Quinn (Wife)
Past Partner(s): Selina Kyle (Girlfriend)
Children: Rose Isley (A. Daughter), Hazel Isley (A. Daughter), Thorn Isley (A. Daughter), White Mercy Isley (A. Daughter), Lucy Quinzel (Step Daughter)
Lois Lane
Partner(s):
Clark Kent (Husband)
Iris West (Girlfriend), Felicity Smoak (Girlfriend)
Children: Jon Lane Kent (Son), Chris Kent (A. Son), Lorry Kent (A. Son), Jon Samuel Kent, Conner Kent (Son), Wally West (Step Son), Mia Dearden (Step Daughter)
Conner Kon-El Kent
Partner(s): Tim Drake (Fiance), Bart Allen (Boyfriend)
Children: Frederick Jar-El Kent-Wayne (Son), Connan Con-El Allen-Kent (Son) Buttercup Allen-Wayne (Step Daughter), Serenity Allen-Reyes (Step Daughter), Paprika Allen-Reyes (Step Daughter)
Jon Lane Kent
Partner(s):
Athanasia al Ghul-Wayne (Girlfriend), Thad Allen (Boyfriend)
Children: Lila Liy-El Kent-al Ghul (Daughter), Oscar Car-El Allen-Kent (Son), Olivia Via-El Allen-Kent (Daughter), Aafi Allen-al Ghul (Step Son)
Chris Kent
Partner(s):
Colin Wilkes (Boyfriend)
Thara Ak-Var (Platonic Soulmate)
Mara al Ghul (Girlfriend)
Donna Troy
Partner(s): Garth Tempest (Husband)
Past Partner(s):
Kory Anders (Girlfriend)
Roy Harper (Boyfriend)
Kyle Rayner (Boyfriend), Jason Todd-Knight (Boyfriend)
Barry Allen
Partner(s): Oliver Queen (Husband)
Past Partner(s):
Iris West (Wife)
Hal Jordan (Boyfriend)
Children: Wally West (A. Son), Don Allen (Son), Dawn Allen (Daughter), Roy Harper (Step Son), Connor Hawke (Step Son), Mia Dearden (Step Daughter)
Grandchildren: Bart Allen (Grandson), Thad Allen (Grandson)
Kyle Rayner
Partner(s): 
Jason Wayne-Knight (Boyfriend)
Connor Hawke (Boyfriend)
Past Partner(s): Donna Troy (Girlfriend)
Children: Alf Rayner-Knight (Son)
Wally West
Partner(s): Dick Grayson-West (Husband)
Past Partner(s): Artemis Crock (Girlfriend)
Children: Mar’i Grayson-Anders (Step Daughter), Irey Grayson-West (Daughter), Jai Grayson-West (Son), Jack Grayson-West (Step Son)
Kory Anders
Partner(s):
Jason Wayne-Knight (Partner), Roy Harper (Partner)
Rachel Roth (Wife)
Past Partner(s):
Dick Grayson-West (Finance), Barbara Gordon (Girlfriend)
Donna Troy (Girlfriend)
Children: Mar'i Grayson-Anders (Daughter), Jack Grayson-West (Son), Elizabeth Anders-Knight (Daughter), Lian Harper (Step Daughter), Catherine Dinah Harper-Knight (Step Daughter), Maria Bloomberg-Knight (Step Daughter), Alf Rayner-Knight (Step Son), Duela Dent-Knight (Step Daughter), Sasha Wayne-Knight (Step Daughter), Brice Knight-Grace (Step Son), Bao Pham-Knight (Step Son), Clara Wayne-Knight (Step Daughter), Devin Wayne-Knight (Step Son), Nay Wayne-Knight (Step Child), Meriam Wayne-Knight (Step Daughter), Bay Wayne-Knight (Step Daughter), Caden Wayne-Knight (Step Son), Resier Wayne-Knight (Step Son)
Stephanie Brown
Partner(s): Cassandra Wayne (Wife)
Past Partner(s): Tim Drake (Boyfriend)
Children: Lacey Wayne (A. Daughter)
Eddie Bloomberg
Partner(s):
Jason Wayne-Knight (Boyfriend)
Zachary Zatara (Boyfriend)
Past Partner(s): Rose Wilson (Girlfriend)
Children: Maria Bloomberg-Knight (Daughter)
Rose Wilson
Partner(s): Artemis Grace (Girlfriend)
Past Partner(s): Jason Wayne-Knight (Boyfriend), Eddie Bloomberg (Boyfriend)
Children: Brice Knight-Grace (Step Son)
Rachel Roth
Partner(s):
Kory Anders (Wife)
Zachary Zatara (Boyfriend)
Garfield Logan (Boyfriend)
Past Partner(s): Jason Wayne-Knight (Boyfriend)
Children: Mar'i Grayson-Anders (Step Daughter), Elizabeth Anders-Knight (Step Daughter)
Artemis Grace
Partner(s): Rose Wilson (Girlfriend)
Past Partner(s):Jason Wayne-Knight (Boyfriend)
Children: Brice Knight-Grace (A. Son)
Bart Allen
Partner(s): 
Tim Drake (Boyfriend), Conner Kent (Boyfriend)
Jamie Reyes (Boyfriend)
Children: Buttercup Allen-Wayne (Daughter), Connan Con-El Allen-Kent (Son), Serenity Allen-Reyes (Daughter), Paprika Allen-Reyes (Daughter), Frederick Jar-El Kent-Wayne (Step Son)
Connor Hawke
Parner(s):
Duke Thomas (Boyfriend)
Kyle Rayner (Boyfriend)
Children: El Queen (Son/Daughter/Child), Alf Rayner-Knight (Step Son)
Dinah Lance
Partner(s): Barbara Gordon (Wife), Helena Berteneli (Girlfriend)
Past Partner(s): Oliver Queen (Husband)
Children: Roy Harper (A. Son)
Colin Wilkes
Partner(s):
Damian al Ghul-Wayne (Boyfriend)
Chris Kent (Boyfriend)
Oliver Queen
Partner(s): Barry Allen (Husband)
Past Partner(s): 
Dinah Lance (Wife)
Felicity Smoak (Wife)
Children: Roy Harper (A. Son), Connor Hawke (Son), Mia Dearden (A. Daughter), Wally West (Step Son), Don Allen (Step Son), Dawn Allen (Step Daughter)
Grandchildren: Bart Allen (Grandson), Thad Allen (Grandson)
Iris West
Partner(s): Felicity Smoak (Wife), Lois Lane (Girlfriend)
Past Partner(s): Barry Allen (Husband)
Children: Wally West (Nephew/A. Son), Don Allen (Son), Dawn Allen (Daughter), Mia Dearden (Step Daughter)
Grandchildren: Bart Allen (Grandson), Thad Allen (Grandson)
Felicity Smoak
Partner(s): Iris West (Wife), Lois Lane (Girlfriend)
Past Partner(s): Oliver Queen (Husband)
Children: Mia Dearden (A. Daughter), Wally West (Step Son), Don Allen (Step Son), Dawn Allen (Step Daughter)
Grandchildren: Bart Allen (Grandson), Thad Allen (Grandson)
Thad Allen
Partner(s): Jon Lane Kent (Boyfriend), Athanasia al Ghul-Wayne (Girlfriend)
Children: Oscar Car-El Allen-Kent (Son), Olivia Via-El Allen-Kent (Daughter), Aafi Allen-al Ghul (Son), Lila Liy-El Kent-al Ghul (Step Daughter)
Zachary Zatara
Partner(s):
Eddie Bloomberg (Boyfriend)
Rachel Roth (Girlfriend)
Garfeild Logan 
Partner(s):
Rachel Roth (Girlfriend)
Victor Stone (Boyfriend)
Past Partner(s): Tara Markov (Girlfriend)
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vespectral-a · 3 years
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wishlist because ... yeah 
identity porn
fake dating!!! (absolutely getting my fill of this already s/o to molly but i can never get enough) 
enemies to lovers / lovers to enemies / enemies to lovers and back to enemies / lovers to enemies and back to lovers / all variations of said trope
found family. like yes, batfamily, but more please. more explorations of bruce as a flawed father
injustice / knightmare / justice lords based content 
ot3′s / poly ships - superwonderbat, bruce/talia/selina, bruce/lois/clark, bruce/zatanna/constantine, etc. bruce has two hands, no need for love triangles.
detective / noir / pulp inspired content. 20′s/30′s au’s. etc. 
au’s that are not coffee shop / super SOL au’s, hell yeah
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laufire · 4 years
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Let's try something more unusual: Regulus Black (because I can xD), Emma Swan (you watched OUAT, iirc?), Clark Kent
Regulus
I don’t really have ship-ships for him but I read a lot of fics in the Spanish fandom back in the day that made me interested in some really rare pairs involving him. I read good Regulus/Remus fics (which appeals to me somuchmore than Remus/Sirius. idk, I can’t see Sirius as anything but fixated on James, even if I’ve read fics with him and others I’ve liked), Regulus/Lily (which you’re making me pay attention to again), even Regulus/James in my hunger for Regulus content xDD
And I kind of crack ship him with Rita Skeeter. Or with Gilderoy Lockhart, or Trelawney. IDEK. (I think it’s more about how hilarious I’d find seeing him interact with those characters lmao. Which, thanks to That WIP we’ve talked about, I might get to write hehe). Oh, and Barty Crouch Jr. xD
Emma Swan
NEAL. FOREVAH AND EVAH.
Sheriff Graham. I mourned that ship for a long time let me tell you.
Regina. Their canon relationship was A+.
I don’t remember shipping her with anyone else by the time I left the show, but just so I’m clear: LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE WOULD’VE BEEN BETTER THAN HOOK. *coughs*
Clark Kent
Lois. Like, that’s forever otp material.
???
Okay, Lana in Smallville. They were INTENSE and you know that’s what I like.
Also Oliver in Smallville. I just loved that Oliver and they had a great rapport.
And Tess in Smallville. Because Tess was awesome.
And Lex in Smallville. It had its moments.
Selina, kinda? Preferably in poly arrangments.
I kinda dig the DC Trinity together (Bruce, Clark, Diana), but ONLY if it’s the three of them. It’s similar to what happens to me with Harry/Hermione/Ron. Hermione/Ron and Bruce/Diana? Alright, depending on the writing, though not particularly my thing. Harry/Ron and Bruce/Clark? I like their canon friendship a lot so if you play your cards right I could be interested. Harry/Hermione and Clark/Diana? NOTP OF NOTPS PLS STOP THIS NOW GET IT AWAY FROM MY SIGHT AND CLEANSE MY SOUL xDD.
Tony Stark. This is partially @ahesaidshesaidloveaffair fault and partially my own fixations LMAO.
send me a character and i’ll list all the people i ship them with in order
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schrodingers-slut · 4 years
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I firmly believe that Broose, Clark, Lois and Selina are all in a poly relationship together.
But like instead of having wild sex or smth Lois and Selina go get coffee and have girls nights while broose and Clark fight crime or do detective work (Clark just stands there happily bc he knows this is probably Bruce’s healthiest coping mechanism)
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