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sugar bell! big Mac's wife! i was thinking about making her last name to belle-apple or apple-belle. but it wouldn't have made sense.

#mlp #mlp fim #mlp au #mlp g4 #mlp friendship is magic #mlp withering euphoria #mlp infection au #mlp infected au

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bouncy

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#mlp #mlp fim #mlp g4 #mlp infected au #mlp infection au #mlp withering euphoria

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☕️ ❛ omegadentity！ ⚣ oh-meh-ga-den-ti-tee

pt: omegadentity. oh-meh-ga-den-ti-tee. end pt.

︵︵﹒definition ｜ when one is an omega and it ties deeply into their identity as a whole.

pt: definition, when one is an omega and it ties deeply into their identity as a whole. end pt.

☕️ ❛ tags！ ⚣ @dovenesting @omegai @omegarchive @rabidbatboy

#︵︵﹒ @rwuffles ｜ ⚣ #︵︵﹒ coining ｜ ⚣ #omegadentity #mogai #mogai flag #mogai term #mogai coining #flag coining #liom term #liom coining #idc if it's cringe. it feels right

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Thomas Wayne: “Do no harm.”

Martha Wayne: “Take no shit.”

Alfred Pennyworth: “Leave no evidence.”

Bruce Wayne: “yes father i shall become a bat.”

#batman #batfam #bruce wayne #pennywaynes #dc comics #dc #bruce... my child i don't think thats what they wanted

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ok talks of alfred being sexy and pennywaynes make me think- what if martha got pregnant and theyre not quite sure if the baby is alfred or thomas' and its not until bruce gets older that they see thomas' face on him

The part of me that knows rich people irl: if there was any chance Bruce wasn’t Thomas’ kid, arrangements absolutely would’ve been made (quietly). For an empire that big, absolutely.

The part of me that loves Pennywaynes: Martha didn’t care who Bruce’s father was because she loved them both and they loved her equally. She was just going to figure it out.

#bruce wayne #batman #dc #headcanons #pennywaynes #thomas wayne #martha wayne #alfred pennyworth

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every single time bruce goes out after getting a horrible injury... or adopts another kid that is under the age of 15

How often do you think Alfred looks up at the portrait of his late lovers in the sitting room of Wayne Manor, deeply inhales, and says, "Our boy.... is testing me again"

#pennywaynes #alfred pennyworth #batfamily #batman #this happens on the regular even with adult bruce and his rugby team of kids living there #batfam #dc

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😭

The Pennywaynes angst no one asked for

i dont even go here

#pennywaynes #alfred pennyworth #batman #bruce wayne #batfam #martha wayne #thomas wayne #not my art

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Something happens and now the batkids'partner needs to babysit Damian Wayne - idk maybe Ras is in town, or the babybat is injured, whatever the motive - how Wally, Roy and Kon/Bernard take care of the situation? (This can be made separately or all of them together, this will be your choice)

(I said Kon or Bernard because this can be your choice too, but also both if you want, Tim Drake has two hands anyway)

Also I love your blog 💖💖💖💖💖

Roy: Soup's up! Where's Damian?

Wally: Um... about that.

Roy: What's it this time, assassins?

Wally: Not exactly. Long story short, he wanted to see dinosaurs so I took him to the Jurassic period but I sorta dropped him on our way back.

Roy: You WHAT?!?

Kon: Hey guys, what's going on?

Roy: Wally lost Damian in the timestream.

Bernard: That's a new one.

Kon: Do you remember where you dropped him?

Wally: Somewhere between the Cretaceous Period and Mesopotamia.

Izzy: You do realize that's a long time, right?

Roy: Who are you and when did you get here?

Izzy: Isabela Ortiz. I've been here the past ten minutes.

Everyone: ...

Izzy: I'm Duke's girlfriend, and unlike most of you I'm canon.

Roy: Whatever, can you help us?

Izzy: Nope, I just left my charger. See ya!

Kon: We're dead.

Bernard, sighing: I'll get the kiddie pool and Lazarus hose.

[meanwhile]

Damian, petting a wooly mammoth: I shall name you Father for your size. Except you're not as hairy.

#roy harper #wally west #conner kent #bernard dowd #izzy ortiz #damian wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #batman

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Tim: So anyways, my boyfriend-

Jason: Woah woah, “boyfriend?”

Tim: What’s that supposed to mean? Come on Jason I thought you were cool don’t tell me-

Jason: Pump the breaks, I’m not homophobic. Just surprised anyone would date you.

#incorrect batfam #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #batfamily #tim drake #red robin #jason todd #red hood #jason is team steph get that right okay #timbern

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whether bernard knows who batman is at this point is up to interpretation and hilarious either way

#timbern #timber #superbat #batfam #bernard dowd #tim drake #damian wayne #dick grayson #bruce wayne #cassandra cain

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Duke, new to the family, awkwardly entering the kitchen where various members of the Waynes are hanging out/baking/drooling over the baking: Uh… random question, is Tim dating someone?

Steph, all her training focused on stealing baked goods: oh yeah he’s got a boyfriend, why?

Duke, just wanted a book, utterly disgusted: I just wanted to make sure I wasn’t outing him if I told you he’s currently defiling the library.

Jason, slamming down a bowl of brownie batter: he’s fucking WHAT-

#steph immediately takes advantage of jason’s distraction #*grabs like 10 cookies* #‘lmao more like he’s fucking who!’ #timbern #or #timkon #either works #jason’s gonna kill them either way

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tim: dad... I have a boyfriend

bruce: what? but you're supposed to get back together with stephanie

tim: what?

dick: whoa whoa whoa, I thought you were an ally

bruce: I'm not being homophobic I just need steph to marry into the family

cass: I have something to share

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omg this looks so good!!!

Maybe 2020 me was cooking something

#mlp #mlp au #psychiatrist!fluttershy #asylum!pinkiepie #mlp fim #not my art

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omg and the fact she didn't know how to speak at all until some magic Fuckary at 18 after (correct me i in wrong) being called stupid and other names.

imagine this

your an 8 year old, mute child unable to read and can't understand words spoken to you, trained in almost everyway to kill a person and to be the perfect assassin.. your running from your father after he just had you kill a man. you hungry, thirsty and cold... all you can do to get by is do hand jesters to stangers and hope for kindness or steal from places. then... you turn 11 and one day while you're using the public restroom you see blood in your underwear.

the thoughts

the panic.

where you hurt? whats going on? hurrying out of the stall to look for someone to answer you question and the first person you see tells you something you can't fully understand because of words..

When will DC explore the 10 FUCKING YEARS Cass spent on her own homeless I mean idk if they have retconned it now but seriously has no one ever asked how she survived how she lived on those streets for 10 whole years from ages 8- 18 ???

#dc #dc comics #cassandra cain #batgirl #batman #cassandra cain angst

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#dick grayson #jason todd #robin #robin dick grayson #robin jason todd #memes #batfam #batfamily #batboys #batbros