Toga: I told Y/n that their ears turn red when they lie.
Dabi: Do they?
Toga: No.
Twice: Then why did you tell them that?
Toga: Because I can do this.
Toga: Hey Y/n! Do you love us?
Y/n, with their hands over their ears: No.
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Kaminari: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection?
Kirishima: I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue.
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Aizawa, shouting: I AM AT A LOSS FOR WORDS!
Izuku, narrating: Despite being at a loss for words, Aizawa-sensei continued to yell at us for the next ten minutes.
Oboro, also narrating: The kids got grounded and I'm sleeping on the couch tonight.
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Anime Characters as Things my Friends and I have Said
Pt. 2: My Hero Academia
Midoriya: *talking about his dad* He was in a really big family.
Shinsou: Was? Was in a big family? Did the family just like, disintegrate or something?
Midoriya: No, he did.
Todoroki: What's a convirgin?
Mina: Imaginary numbers can suck my big fat voluptuous wiener!
Sero: I don't have a heart, sorry to disappoint.
Kirishima: Not anymore.
Sero: Guess who took it? ;)
Bakugou: Barf.
Uraraka: So I was crouching over my closet holding my shoe like a crAZY PERSON-
Bakugou: Smack my harder than that I'm not a wimp.
Bakugou: What do you want for a snack?
Tokoyami: The souls of victorian children.
Jirou: We should get rid of them(men) and become like the lizards. Then we can have an entire female civilization without guys and no problems.
Midoriya: *to todoroki* Tell Sero to tell Kirishima to talk to Bakugou to see if he's okay.
Kaminari: I am a young ear myself.
Bakugou: I dislike all people. Period.
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BNHA Incorrect quotes #2 EGG-celent
UA Secretary+Assistant Quirkless Y/n...
Secretary!Y/n*Currently looking for a therapist for 1-A in their spare time in your desk*...better make sure to look for one who specializes in anger management for the little chihuahua-
Aizawa*Coming in*Y/n i need the-
Secretary!Y/n*Handing him the freshly printed test sheets*
Aizawa*Blinks and hums taking it*oh also didn't have chance to-
Secretary!Y/n*Already handing him a thermo with fresh coffee with a still warm breakfast egg sandwich in the shape of a cat face, not even looking away from the screen*
Aizawa*Grabbing the breakfast and looking at you*...Marry me?
Secretary!Y/n: I took care of that too, We've been married for the last 7 years~
Aizawa*Sipping his coffee with a hum and slight smirk*Excelent...
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Aizawa: So from what I’ve been told, the body swap quirk will last about a day or two.
Izuku, in Bakugo’s body: Well, that’s not too long.
Bakugo, in Izuku’s body: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, NERD!
Aizawa: Just calm down, do you two have any advice for each other to avoid any issues?
Bakugo: Tch, stay away from hot places, nerd. You’ll make my quirk go off by accident.
Izuku: Uhhh, oh. If you hear seven dead people talking to you at night, just ignore them.
Aizawa and Bakugo:
Bakugo: What?
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Izuku: Do you think that the universe brought us together on purpose? Do you think we were always meant to be soulmates?
Katsuki: Oh my god shut up and go to bed! We have our hero certification test in the morning you damn nerd!
Katsuki:
Katsuki: *whispers* but yeah, fine, we're soulmates ok? Don't make it weird.
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this probably happens a lot
extra: hey, where's midoriya and bakugou?
1A: *points outside* over there
extra: thanks—*sees them and pauses* ...what are they doing?
1A: *exasperated* flirting
midoriya and bakugou:
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Izuku: Based on statistical evidence, I am l l immortal.
Iida : .. elaborate?
Izuku: I haven't died yet
Iida: that's not how it works-
Bakugo: Have you seen the shit he does? He just won't die
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Y/n: Wow, Dabi, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Dabi: We literally slept together yesterday.
Y/n: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
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Kirishima: When I found Bakugo it was like an angelic choir sang down from the heavens
Shinsou: And when I found Kaminari he was wandering outside a Walmart at 2am
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I'm just gonna pretend this is a compilation of Dabi and Mr. Compress questioning every decision that's brought them to this point.
I mean, this kinda looks like Compress dropped his cell phone and Dabi's too tired to give him crap about it.
"Coulda just gone home and been a normal kid. Now I'm careening down a highway with a lizard ninja, a guy who’s so desperate to be held that he wears hands, and this mofo who has the audacity to be ordering a pizza right now.”
"We were promised pizza."
*elevator music, no brain cells left*
"No, I know exactly where we are!"
"How's the car sickness?"
"Fuck you!"
"You ready for the 'I told you so?'"
"You are such a brat."
They just look done. They're either tired or constipated or both.
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Aizawa: Oh god, how am I gonna explain my injuries to Eri??
Aizawa: I can't say I lost my eye & leg to my job, she'll never trust me to fight again!!!
Mic: YOOO, TELL HER YOU GOT HIT BY A TRUCK!!!!
Aizawa:
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BNHA Incorrect quotes#9 Ya like jazz?~
Villain Y/n Falling in love with Fatgum...Thats it...Literally Hot Villain falling in love with the cuddliest-looking hero...
Villain!Y/n*Eyes focusing Solely on him,Evading his attacks*...
Fatgum*Slightly weirded out*...
Villain!Y/n: Hey Let's play 20 questions while we fight you first!~
Fatgum:...Uh...What's your favorite color?
Villain!Y/n*Laser Focus dodges his fist and manages to be face to face*TRIANGLE-ARE YOU SINGLE? BACKUP QUESTION WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN DATING ME?
Mr Compress: Y/N!?-
Villain!Y/n: shut yo damn mouth you! IM COURTING HERE!?-
-Back in your center of operation-
Hench: Do you realize there's a rumor going around that you're in love with Fatgum?
Villain!Y/n*Is making a collage of pictures of Fatgum on their wall* A rumor? Are you telling me people are doubting it??
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