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*Izana and Mikey are competing over who can beat the most guys in a gang fight but then one of them pulls out a gun or some sort of dangerous weapon*

Izana: Listen, I know we're competing, but-

Mikey: We can't let him get away. We should work this together.

Izana: Okay, but the second we stop him-

Mikey: We go back to being arch rivals. No two ways about it.

Izana: Yep. I'll boil your flesh and drink from your skull.

Mikey: Yeah, totally. lIl do that to you too, if I win. We're both lunatics.

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MC: Don't kill me! I have friends!

Some Random witches: You think we care about that?

MC: No, this isn't a plea for mercy. It's a warning.

Witches: What?

The brothers + Purgatory Hall + Diavolo and Barbaros, kicking down the door: Where is our Human?!

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*Bonten Timeline*

Rindou: *Hungover as hell* Bro.... the ramifications

Sanzu: *Also hungover as hell* I forgot about the rammys bro

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Takemichi: So, how did you end up dating both Baji and Kazutora?

Chifuyu: Oh, it was some sort of "buy one, get one free" deal.

Kazutora: I take offense to the "free" part.

Baji: No you don’t

Kazutora: No I don’t

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MC: Look, you had no right to-

Asmodeous: *bites lip his lower lip*

MC:-tell me

Asmodeous:*smirks sd he flutters his eyelashes effortlessly beautifully*

MC:-who I should-

Asmodeous:*places hand on thigh*

MC: -date

Asmodeous:*literally already on top of you're MC*

Yuu:..

Asmodeous: *Wrapping his arms around your neck* You were saying?~

MC: You have all rights, you have right over me, my body, my mind and my soul *happy bliss, Giggling as he squishes you're face and starts to pepper your face in kisses*

Credits to @luxthestrange (also you should check out their blog cause it’s full of hella good incorrect quotes!)

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Hakkai: You know that feeling when your heart skips a beat?

Mitsuya: That's called arrhythmia

Hakkai: I get that every time I see y-

Mitsuya: You can die from it

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Ran: Describe your average night

Sanzu high af: they wear suits of armor

Ran: no I mean at bedtime

Sanzu: they probably take it off

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8 year old Baji: D'you wanna bite?

8 year old Mikey thinking he's getting a snack: Sure

Baji:*Aggressively bites his arm*

Mikey: (╬≖_≖)

Shinichiro: You guys truly are alike huh

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Mikey: My day just started good morning!

Emma: Nii-San it's 5pm

Mikey: Damn, I woke up early?

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Random Demon: *To MC cause they’re all 7ft+ mfers in their human form* Look at you! All cute and small! I could just eat you up!

MC: *proceeds to kick them in the shin and walk away*

Leviathan, walking past: Rule number 1, don't call MC cute or small.

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Nene:*Feeling Aoi’s depressed aura* Is there something wrong?

Aoi:*watching Akane and Lemon be together* Everything

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Haruhi: Will you-

Tamaki: Yes.

Haruhi: I wasn't finished ;-

Tamaki: You were going to ask me to marry you, the answer is yes.

Haruhi: I was gonna ask ya to pass the salt but that works too I guess.

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Kou: What's your biggest fear?

Mitsuba: Being forgotten.

Kou: Damn, that's deep. Mine is the Kool-Aid Man, but I feel kinda stupid about it now.

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Nya: Jay gave me an engagement ring

Kai: Ah, I see, excuse me

Kai: *sticks his head inside the microwave*

Nya:….

Nya: Kai, that's a microwave!

Kai: I know. I wanna get this over with as quickly as possible

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Todoroki: Have you ever pondered the inevitability of death?

Bakugo: Considering that I survived that shit, no.

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Tamaki: I put together a list of the suspects.

Kyoya: Your own name is on the list...?

Tamaki: I have no idea where I was on Friday and I don't have an alibi. I've been tailing myself for three days.

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Aoi: to tell the truth... sometimes I hope people will get sick, just so they depend on me and I can take care of them and feel useful..

Akane: *already taking a dunk in a freezing lake*

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