I'm just gonna pretend this is a compilation of Dabi and Mr. Compress questioning every decision that's brought them to this point.
I mean, this kinda looks like Compress dropped his cell phone and Dabi's too tired to give him crap about it.
"Coulda just gone home and been a normal kid. Now I'm careening down a highway with a lizard ninja, a guy who’s so desperate to be held that he wears hands, and this mofo who has the audacity to be ordering a pizza right now.”
"We were promised pizza."
*elevator music, no brain cells left*
"No, I know exactly where we are!"
"How's the car sickness?"
"Fuck you!"
"You ready for the 'I told you so?'"
"You are such a brat."
They just look done. They're either tired or constipated or both.
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100% Tomura has asked Mr. Compress to put him in a marble because he wanted to feel like a pokemon going into a pokeball.
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Toga got bored and wanted to learn simple card tricks. Mr Compress is doing his best ✨
Twice: Man, she asked for a simple trick!
Also Twice: Hush, he's really trying, don't judge him!
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I'm going to be doing a little series drawing the League of Villains VA event skit:
full long post of all pages so far
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"i can fix him" bitch why in the ever loving fuck would i want to "fix" him when i fell in love with him because he was a perfect psychopathic menace to society
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Friendly reminder that Tomura tried to protect Compress by preventing him from jumping to face Overhaul and when he couldn't, he jumped after Compress to fight by his side (bnha 125).
Bonus:
Mr. Compress only jumped in the first place because he thought Overhaul was dangerous and he needed to seal him. Aka Mr. Compress saw Overhaul kill Magne and was worried about the rest of the League of Villains, so he jumped to defend them.
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Okay, but imagine the LoV watching the news and some segment on Endeavor comes up and then Mr. Compress out of nowhere says in the most offhand tone, "You know, a year or so before all this started, I dated that guy's daughter for a couple weeks."
And Dabi has to sit there with his eye twitching and all, Wtf, wtf, wtf, wtf...wait, why do I even care? I don't care. Fuck it. Fuyumi can do what she wants. Touya is dead and Dabi does not care if some second-rate sideshow act wannabe-- "...did...you break her heart?"
"What? No, we weren't really all that compatible, we both agreed the age gap was a little much, I found out who her father was and that terrified me because what sane person wants that for an in-law, she was starting to question whether or not she was even heterosexual at all, so we broke it off like amicable adults and haven't spoken since. Really, young man, what do you take me for?"
Completely oblivious to the small world bs that's happening and the bullet he just dodged.
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