#bio: hale

[neverfalling]

☼ BASICS ☼

NAME: Hale Underwood BIRTHDAY: 2 September 1842 ALIGNMENT: Chaotic Neutral AGE: 182 SPECIES: Vampire FACECLAIM: Brie Larson

Hale can be charming, meticulous, and resourceful, but also self-serving, callous, and arrogant.

☼ BIOGRAPHY ☼

Born to a wealthy family in Kensington near the beginning of the Victorian era.

Wanted for nothing where material possessions were concerned, but their lot in life was to make a good match, raise children, and otherwise live what they considered to be a terribly dull life. They married a sweet, boring boy and remained married to him until their early 30s, when a stranger offered them freedom from the gilded cage they viewed as their life.

The cost was their death, and their new life came with ravenous hunger that caused them to murder their husband in a fit of bloodlust and confusion. Their vampire parent abandoned them completely, apparently satisfied with sowing violence and chaos in someone who just wanted an outlet.

Hale almost decided dying was better than being a monster, but they stuck it out. Time allowed them the ability to reinvent themselves over and over, which grew to be something of a delight as they aged. They gave themselves a new name to go along with their new identity. As people their age died, so too did the memory of the person they'd been. Your deadname really is dead when no one is alive to remember it.

Wealthy society at least taught Hale how to read people and thus manipulate them effectively. Outside of what they'd been taught was necessary for a parent and manager of a household, they had no hard skills that translated to a job. Sewing and piano lessons made their fingers nimble, however, and that combined with a silver tongue and a talent for changing their appearance made them adept at theft both small and large.

They've traveled a lot throughout their life, spending most of their time in locations in the UK and France. New York is a comparatively recent endeavor, and though they've only spent a few years in the city, they're content to remain indefinitely.

☼ EXTRA ☼

Hale uses any pronouns. They don't care, and they're sort of delighted by how different people read them.

While a lot of their appearance changes, they've collected a lot of tattoos over the years. Full sleeves, hands, legs, ribcage, spine, feet. All over.

Though they're from Kensington, they sometimes change their accent when they move cities. People who have known them as a vampire from places other than NYC may have met Hale with a different name and vastly different accent. Currently they're using their natural accent!

Hale works as a bar manager for Kasandra Rosales at MAR.

#bio #bio: hale #this was ROUGH i'm so rusty

[noyzinerd]

[After the pack runs into one of Derek's ex's from his time in New York]

Stiles: Oh my god, that girl was gorgeous! I mean, did you guys see her?!

The pack:

Stiles: Why on Earth would Derek ever break up with someone so beautiful? What was he even thinking?!

The pack:

Stiles: I know if I ever landed someone like that, I'd probably never let them go.

The pack:

Stiles: Aw shoot, I gotta get going or I'm gonna be late. See you later guys!

The pack: The pack:

Malia: So, are we all still pretending Derek's ex-girlfriend didn't just look like Stiles in a wig?

#sterek #teen wolf #derek hale #stiles stilinski #tyler hoechlin #dylan o'brien #mieczysław stiles stilinski #incorrect teen wolf quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect teen wolf #I'd like to think the ex was Eli's bio-mom #Oblivious Stiles #Derek very clearly has a type

[jaybybyby]

So anybody gonna talk about how Aiden Hale's pronouns are he/him, and how every article I've read on the shooting says this, and then proceeds to use she/her and his deadname, Audrey? I don't care what a person does, using their correct pronouns is not just a privilege you take away. Use his correct pronouns.

Also hey before you make any comments or send me any asks about this, please read this ask I responded to since I'm tired of clarifying myself

Since this post ended up in radfem spaces no more reblogs ❤️

#tw shooting #shooting #audrey hale #if investigators and news anchors are gonna make it about his gender identity then god damn it so am fucking i #also so more people don't get on my ass about it: there are so many people talking about the shooting itself that i don't think me talking #about the gender identity aspect of it will take away from it. i'm just focusing on how this will potentially negatively affect the trans #community during a time in the us where trans people are near constantly under attack #later edit: interesting how almost everyone making shitty comments on this post has radfem in their bio 🤔 it's almost as if when aiden hale' #transgenderism is talked about from a place of concern instead of a place of accusation they get up in arms.. interesting #tw transphobia #transphobia #discourse #tw discourse

[crazyinluvfix]

MASTERLIST

hey babes x

masterlist for my multi fandom blog, and when i say multi fandom i mean literally anything !!

request in bio and i will deliver. i’m talking music, movies, tv shows, books, you name it i’m there

i’ll write anything within reason ( smut, fluff, angst, etc. )

fics with * will have smut

TEEN WOLF:

STILES STILINSKI -

‘FATAL ATTRACTION’ chapter masterlist

THE VAMPIRE DIARIES -

KLAUS MIKAELSON -

‘DON’T NEED SAVING’

EMINEM -

coming soon…

#masterlist #multi fandom #fics #smut #fluff #angst #x reader #x oc #literally anything you want #requests in bio #teen wolf #the vampire diaries #tvd #alex turner #damonalbarn #eminem #marshall mathers #scream #5sos #5 seconds of summer #marvel #marauders #one direction #stiles stilinski #derek hale #klaus mikaelson #colson baker #sam and colby #colby brock #pete davidson

[sparrowsortadrawzzz]

Bio-Chemistry art?? on YOUR tumblr??? it's more likely than you think!!

uh. Azira is sad <3

#the sparrow drawzzz #bio chemistry #azira phinneas hale #good omens fanfiction #good omens

[intrcspection]

hit the 💖 for a starter from sydney!

#indie rp #indie smut rp #sc #//bio cousin to the hales #adopted sister to them #will do these and everything else tomorrow

[unravellingsilencehq]

“Oh, Merlin, tell me, does THE INNOCENT ONE get what he deserves?” He is NEUTRAL, IMPRISONED & CLOSED to finding out. 

— he walks through the world as ;

name → ashton whitley silas crump  pronouns → he/him identification → cis-male year of birth → september 1941 - september 1942 face claim → josh hartnett blood status → muggle-born (werewolf) sexual orientation → pansexual occupation → criminal future information → n/a

— he is best described as ;

SAD eyes that have seen too MUCH. The scent of CIGARETTES and WHISKEY, like a night out you’d like to FORGET that’s etched into your BRAIN. He is a BROKEN man, once STRONG & SURE but years of DIFFICULT memories have FRAGMENTED him until he is a shell of the person he once was. But through the DARKNESS, there’s a FIRE. A GLIMMER of HOPE, that clings to him like a scent he can’t quite shake. 

— his story starts with ;

An American werewolf once roaming the streets of London, Silas was born in Chicago, the eldest son of muggle business owner Christopher Whitley and his socialite wife Melissa O’Neil. Silas and his younger sister Rhiannon were raised with all the splendour their family name afforded. As the eldest in their family and the Whitley family’s only son, Silas was heir to the Whitley Whiskey fortune and would be designated the family distillery that sat proudly on the outskirts of Chicago alongside their lavish home. The Whitley family had been Whiskey men since the 1800s, the first and smallest distillery they owned was the one next to their home, after their family brand had expanded most operations took place where they had more land leaving the Chicago distillery as mostly a tourist destination and occasional playground for Silas and his younger sister. When strange things began to happen to Silas, Rihannon was the first person to notice. When some of his mother’s things would go missing the finger would be pointed at Silas though he’d sworn he hadn’t seen them. The day answers were finally offered to Silas he arrived home to a brown owl sitting on the bike rack, a letter in its mouth addressed to him. 

Of course his parents had found the whole thing ludacris at first assuming it to be a hoax until Silas and his sister brought them proof they could no longer deny. Whiskey was what made their family famous. But the blend hadn’t been simply alcohol, it had been mixed with a potion and passed down. Ivermony was unlike anything Silas could have imagined, a beautiful castle which sat on the highest peak of Mount Greylock in the Berkshires of Western Massachusetts, the building itself was incredible and Silas felt lucky to be able to attend there. Silas enjoyed learning, particularly about the wizarding world and longed to find a place he fit amongst them. An experienced potioneer like his ancestors, Silas could brew anything he put his mind to, becoming popular amongst the students at Ilvermorny for his ability to mix muggle alcohol and potions into mind blowing elixirs. It was this talent that helped him catch the eye of Silas’ first girlfriend, OPHELIA DELACOUR [former partner]. Popping the question on her ninetieth birthday the pair got to work planning the wedding. Every other waking moment was spent at the factory with his father manufacturing their first blend of Whitley’s Wizard Whiskey which they would first serve to the world at the wedding. 

After perfecting the formula Silas visited the pub with his friends, stumbling home drunk in the dark and attempting to find a taxi. But it wasn’t a taxi that found Silas that night. A beautiful woman who he had been speaking to that evening followed him into the alleyway behind the pub. Transforming into a beast before his very eyes, she bit Silas on the neck before sliding away into the dark. Managing to get home, Silas tried to hide what he had become. Brewing himself wolfsbane and drinking it religiously, Silas got into a new routine. Locking himself in the distillery on a full moon away from the eyes and ears of his family. Before he had known it the wedding was upon him. The night before his wedding Silas forgot to take his potion and after celebrating his last night of freedom and returned to the distillery to chain himself up for a difficult night ahead. Passing out in the chains due to the alcohol, he was unaware of a figure in the distillery attempting to untie him until it was too late. The next morning Silas awoke in the distillery to the sight of his sister torn to shreds on the floor in front of him and his whole world collapsing in on him. 

Ashton Whitley could not live with what he had done, but Silas Crump might have a better life elsewhere dealing with the pain. London was where he chose to drown his sorrows, taking up a job in The White Wyvern before he was kicked out for draining their alcohol supply. That was when she found him. KAMALI SKENDER [partner] could smell their kind. The happiest Silas had been in a long while was at Le Cirque Des Rêves. Though the circus was composed mostly of creatures and shady figures, Silas was grateful to find himself hired as an alchemy act rather than a werewolf, dazzling punters with his ability to mix weird and wonderful drinks they enjoyed during the show. Kamali became the mentor he had never had, a werewolf who showed him that after the bite life goes on. CORIN HALE [daughter] eased a lot of the pain that still tore apart his soul, she became something of a daughter to him. His life was complicated but it was as happy as it could have been, until the night BELLATRIX BLACK [adversary] and RABASTAN LESTRANGE [adversary] appeared one evening in the audience. 

Cornering Silas in a back alley in the centre of town, the pair revealed they had received information about his background and attempted to black mail him into joining a group they were building that would benefit people like Silas.  Frightened that the truth would become known about his sister, Silas packed up his belongings and attempted to skip town before he was stopped by Corin. Silas hadn’t wanted to drag her into his mess but knowing she would follow him and risk her own safety he took her with him and the two left the circus. Silas had gotten as far as Nottingham before Bellatrix and Rabastan caught up with him, casting a memory charm on Silas and making off into the night with Corin. When Silas looked around him Corin was gone.. The moon had been full when she had disappeared, they had been taking their potion and he knew Corin wouldn’t leave him. Making his way back to London, Silas sought the help of defence lawyer RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE [acquaintance], knowing well that as soon as Corin was reported missing the finger would be pointed his way. Silas doesn’t remember a lot from that night, other than two figures and a flash of light before everything went dark. 

But as his memory slowly began to improve another body showed up similar to that of his sister. BOOKER BAGNOLD [person of interest], torn to pieces and floating in a fountain with his name attached to the murder. Silas had gone on the run, splitting his time speaking with Rodolphus and his other lawyer ANDROMEDA BLACK [acquaintance] and searching for Corin. Their legal assistance was top notch and even Silas could see the holes in the Ministry’s case. Coming out of hiding, Silas stood trial at the Ministry and watched in horror as CLARICE FARIBAULT [acquaintance] told the court about Silas pattern of behaviour and how he had murdered his sister all those years ago. The judges voted and Silas lost, booking himself a one way ticket to Azkaban whilst Rodolphus had his head in his hands and Andromeda shed a single tear, promising to look for Corin. Now in Azkaban Silas life is at its lowest. Incarcerated for a crime he didn’t commit and with his daughter still missing Silas would stop at nothing to get back to her and is waiting for the right time to make his way back to London. All he needs is the right moment.

— HE IS A LEVEL 8 WIZARD & LEVEL 7 WEREWOLF HELD BACK FROM WAR ;

#rp #rpg #roleplay #inprisoned wizard #inprisoned werewolf #imprisoned neutral #bio roleplay #bio rpg #werewolf #civilian #josh hartnett #1941 to 1942 #m clarice faribault #m andromeda black #m booker bagnold #m rodolphus lestrange #m rabastan lestrange #m bellatrix black #m corin hale #m kamali skender #m ophelia delacour

[painofhumanity]

NAME: Malia Elizabeth Hale D.O.B: November 28th AGE: 17 (main), 31 (present) ORIENTATION: heterosexual SPECIES: kitsune FAMILY: Peter Hale (biological father) & Corinne (biological mother, deceased), Derek Hale (biological cousin), Cora Hale (biological cousin), Henry Tate (adoptive dad) & Evelyn Tate (adoptive mom, deceased), Kylie Tate (adoptive younger sister, deceased)

Talia took away Corinne's memories of Malia, knowing the woman never wanted a daughter to begin with, but Peter was insistent on his daughter being raised with her family. She grew up in the Hale house along with the rest of the family and pack, being closest to her cousin Cora. When the fire happened, it was chaos, but Malia and Cora managed to get out together, though they got separated once they were in the woods running from the Argents.

Malia was eventually found by a police officer and taken to the hospital to treat burns and exhaustion. Most of her family dead or missing, and her father in a coma in the burn unit with little chance of recovery, Malia was put in foster care and eventually adopted by the Tates. Malia wasn't an easy child to raise, especially when she refused to talk to anyone about her grief and anger, but Henry and Evelyn loved her anyway and raised her as their own. Until one night on a full moon, Malia got angry with her foster mom, angry enough to turn into a coyote and maul both her and Malia's younger sister Kylie to death.

She spent the next several years as a coyote, unable to turn back. . and not really wanting to. She had to run and fight, and she was alone, but Malia also didn't have to face the full guilt of what she'd done.

There was a bit of relief when Scott McCall forced her to turn back, because nothing was trying to kill her now, and it was actually nice to see Henry again. But the weight of all the pain she'd avoided for so many years came down on her in full force and Malia couldn't take it, so Henry put her in Eichen House, hoping that the controlled environment would help her adjust to being around people again. And it did, in some ways.

It still took Malia a lot of time to catch up; not just as a student, but as a person. There was so much about human interaction that she didn't understand anymore, or had never had the chance to learn, and she was sprinting to be in the same place as her peers. Luckily her pack made sure to make that challenge as easy on her as possible.

It was a while before anyone told Malia that Peter had recovered from his coma--and turned into a psychotic killer--and it was hard for her to accept who her loving dad had turned into. Unfortunately for Malia, her life only got more complicated (and dangerous) from that point on.

#{🐾} malia hale ; bio

[protectxthem]

MICHAEL HALE

Name: Michael Deacon Hale

Nicknames | Aliases: Mike, Mikey, Little Beta

Age: 21-25

Birthday: 1990

Gender: Cisgender Male

Pronouns: He/Him

Sexuality: Bisexual

Occupation: Officer at the Police Station/Beta Werewolf

Species: Werewolf (Born) | Au verse: Human

Languages Spoken: English and Spanish

Skills: Super Strength, Super Speed, Super Agility/Reflexes, Super Durability, Super Senses, Accelerated Healing, Shapeshifting, Pain Absorption, Memory Manipulation Ritual, Animal Instincts,

Longevity, Advanced Shapeshifting

Rank: Beta

FAMILY

Talia Hale ( mother ;; deeased )

Unknown ( father ;; deceased )

Laura Hale ( older sister ;; deceased )

Derek Hale ( older brother ;; alive )

Cora Hale ( younger twin sister ;; alive )

Malia Tate ( cousin ;; alive )

Peter Hale ( uncle ;; alive )

Eli Hale ( nephew ;; alive )

Affiliations: Cooper Argent, Chris Argent, etc.

MISC

Zodiac: N/A

Looks: Textured undercut black hair, brown eyes, fair skin, medium height and athletic build, clothing is form fitting, sneakers when he’s out relaxing.

Height: 5’9”

Faceclaim: Michael Trevino

Hobbies: N/A

Interest: N/A

Fandom(s): Teen Wolf, Wolf Pack, Supernatural, open to crossovers

BIOGRAPHY

As a born Beta Werewolf in the centuries-old Hale Pack, Michael grew up knowing about the supernatural and embracing his lycanthropy. However, after the majority of his family was killed in a house fire set by Kate Argent and her co-conspirators when he was in his early teens, Michael, Derek, and their sister Laura fled to New York for several years before they were all lured back home in late 2010 or early 2011.

Shortly afterward, Laura was murdered in order for her killer to steal her Alpha powers, forcing Derek and Michael to track and battle against this mysterious and vengeful new Alpha, only to learn that it was actually their uncle Peter Hale, who sought to create a new pack with which to get revenge on those who orchestrated the Hale House Fire. Upon learning that Peter's killing of Laura was premeditated and not an accident like he claimed, Derek and Michael teamed up with Peter's first Beta, Scott McCall and his friends, along with Hunters Allison, Cooper and Chris Argent, to kill him.

Sometime later, when Derek realized the Alpha Pack intended to recruit him and Michael, Derek began biting and turning several teenagers in hopes of building his own pack to help fight against them. Later on their pack expanded to included Peter and their newly returned younger sister, Cora, but the pack was short-lived, as the rest of his Betas, except Michael, were either killed or left the group.

After Derek left town, leaving Michael on his own; the younger Hale caved and he eventually joined the McCall Pack.

Michael is a member of the Hale Family and the McCall Pack as well as a former member of the Hale Pack.

*More will be added once I rewatch the Teen Wolf Movie. Verses will be added later on as well.

#character bio #about; Michael Hale

[yensidhq]

NAME :// CORNELIA HALE ORIGIN :// W.I.T.C.H. AGE :// TWENTY-TWO PRONOUNS :// SHE/HER JOB :// COMPETITIVE ICE SKATER FC:// RENEÉ RAPP

☾ ✦ ⋆＊✩ ║▌║█║▌│║▌║▌█  AESTHETIC :

the blades of your ice skates scrape against the ice - a satisfying and familiar sound. your favorite record plays in the background as you get work done - the soundtrack to your life, a welcome refrain. things fall apart as they are wont to do, but you cannot stop the feelings that war about inside of you - love lasts longer than it should. an ornate mirror rests upon your dresser - you look in it from time to time, analyze your frown. frown harder.

☾ ✦ ⋆＊✩ ║▌║█║▌│║▌║▌█   BIOGRAPHY:

Written by applicant

☾ ✦ ⋆＊✩ ║▌║█║▌│║▌║▌█   CONTACTS:

Lilian Hale: younger sibling. Will Vandom, Irma Lair, Taranee Cook, & Hay Lin: friends.

☾ ✦ ⋆＊✩ ║▌║█║▌│║▌║▌█   THOUGHTS:

Cornelia has been at Yensid for long enough to acclimate to the conditions, but not nearly long enough to feel that she has found her place here. Sometimes she gets way too caught up in her own feelings to even enjoy the change of scenery - feelings of jealousy for those that seem to know their place so much better than she does, feelings of inadequacy in comparison.

CORNELIA IS ___________________ OPEN

#w.i.t.c.h. #cornelia hale #cartoon rp #cartoon network rp #animated rp #skeleton rp #new rp #bio rp #open #open female #twenties

[heirceleste]

i want to write more with pipa and hale and clem. like for a starter!!

#all are lesbians clem is 18 pipa is a selkie hale is an impundulu #bios still on old blog

[vahanians]

heheheh >:3

#hale writes #this convo mirroring the bio class convo but in reverse is chefs kiss

[snoutbleed]

Telling a story takes guts.

Forensic photographer Sören Heinrich can’t ignore the nausea bubbling in his throat when documenting someone's darkest day. He loses sleep over the fates he captures but is drawn to the purpose vested in his grisly role. When blood-slicked prints become Sören's next subject, he finds a message that blurs the line between his personal and professional life.

"This is where I’ve been. Don’t follow."

Unable to fathom his long-lost brother’s crimson handwriting, Sören descends into the criminal underworld for answers. The young boar's inner demons guide him toward a morbid self-reckoning.

Direktion 2 has their work cut out for them.

Crime is on the rise in post-reunification Berlin. Among the cases, the Polizeidirektorate in the city's westernmost boroughs is baffled by freak murders at the hands of denizens without motive.

In the shadow of the Berlin Wall, the crime wave takes a supernatural twist behind the lock of a post-Soviet puzzle.

Camera flashes at the crime scenes reveal gruesome secrets stirring in the shadows.

Unravel the conspiracy in #LONG STORY SHORT.

#The Filing Cabinet -- scan the profiles of those in the know. #Bloodstained Polaroids -- view the images of lives gone astray. #Evidence Board -- learn the details of secrets best kept. #Mystery Signals -- behold the lore of the mind melt. Face the music in the official Long Story Short playlist!

Everyone gathers toward the Abschnitt.

There are several Polizei Berlin stations like the Abschnitt, but everyone tied to this supernatural symphony ends up near this Spandau station particularly.

Sören Heinrich -- ( boar | tag | bio ) The black sheep of the Abschnitt. Sören’s abrasive nature keeps his co-workers at bay, a division widened by their western ideals clashing with his East German upbringing. He distances himself from the station through tight focus on his job, always the first to arrive at a crime scene. Don Jae Hale -- ( elk | tag | bio ) The silver-tongued Kriminalhauptkommissar of the Abschnitt. Hale is quick to dismiss the killings up until his leadership comes under siege by the paranoid public. Umeya Romanova -- ( fox | tag | bio ) The Bundeskriminalamt detective sent to assist with the Abschnitt’s mounting cases. Rumor says Umeya is there for more than the mystery, but her motives veiled by a callous attitude. Marieke Reiss -- ( rabbit | tag | bio ) The star psychology student barely escaped a killing. Now a key witness, Marieke can’t rest easy knowing she could be the next victim, driving her to take matters into her own hands. Reinhardt Müller -- ( donkey | tag | bio ) The Abschnitt’s disgraced ace detective, worn down and living in the grimy corners of Berlin. When crime spikes, Reinhardt tries to relive his “glory days" of detective work. Ukko Heinrich -- ( boar | tag | bio ) The crime lord defends his territory with brutal but firm methods. He's sworn to his found family, the country's political rift making him protective to a fault. Vorwitz Albrecht -- ( bat | tag | bio ) A gardener with good banners but bad morals. Vorwitz's unsavory career choices put him in the Abschnitt, but he finds a way out with Sören.

Entropy knows no bounds.

Stop, look and listen: stories are everywhere. Behold my settings.

Face more madness in #TALES GONE STALE.

LAID TO WASTE -- an abomination stirs in the bayou, its secrets poisoning a township. THE WASTED LIVES -- a group of galactic fugitives embark on a never-ending getaway on a runaway cruiser. (Links need an update. Stay tuned.)

The mind behind the melancholy.

ACHTUNG! This blog is 18+ for gore and suggestive content!

You can call me Dissy (she/her). I'm a writer with stories and ideas always bouncing inside my head, especially this one. Feel free to ask me about myself, my writing, my characters, or anything else. I promise you I can bark up a tree for hours.

I also do Polaroid photography: check out @hogrot for my shots!

I also encourage comments, critique, etc. about this setting. I want to pace myself while writing this, therefore I have all the time I need to refine this where I can. I don't expect this story to come out for a while anyway, especially as I run it through critiques. Hell, this pet project wouldn't have come into fruition thanks to the feedback of some incredible friends.

Shoutout to PYRY for doing character design and art for this setting, as well as giving his ideas and characters for the Heinrich plotline. Go check out his killer art. This story wouldn't exist without him.

Another shoutout to @tsanapi, an incredible artist who drew the art pictured above. Her sense of style is so keen.

And a final thanks to you, the reader, for tuning into the mind melt. This signals wouldn't have picked up without you.

#wip intro #writeblr #writers on tumblr #creative writing #writing #story writing #furry writing #writing community #writer intro #long story short #furry #furry art #oc art #oc writing

[coffee-writesthings]

I fucking love the tf2 comics because you get shenanigans such as:

Amelia Earhart died in a hot dog costume

The Mayor of tuefort doesn't actually know what a mayor can and can't do

The mayor of tuefort forced a man to pretend to be an italian stereotype for literally years

Saxton Hale blows up the moon

Spy might have helped a child murder the santa guy from that one smissmass comic, or it was spy disguised, it's not totally clear to be perfectly honest

merasmus takes 'kill me come back stronger' pills, which soldier also takes because he thinks its heart medication

merasmus is gender fluid, depending on how you read it

merasmus in indebted to like all the mafias

australians canonically all grow australia-shaped chest hair, and are the way they are because of a golden material called australium

spy has miniature cornish hens in his teeth, as well as the rest of the makings of one of those tiny, several-course, meals

soldier just loves fighting things naked, while covered in honey. canonically-speaking, he does this all the damn time

zhanna is racist against french people

demoman is married to his liver

demoman's eye socket is haunted

soldier has little raccoon children, lieutenant bites i think was one of their names

the pregnancy machine thing

also, the baboon uterus thing

heavy's sisters are into spy and sniper, which i can't say i disagree with. good lord.

BUT THERE'S ALSO THINGS LIKE THIS:

Scout and Sniper go out to get tacos after a bad interaction with an enemy spy

saxton is so deeply divorced with maggie

miss pauling is a lesbian, if a leak of the final issue's script on 4chan is to be believed

RED demo and BLU soldier become friends outside of work but the administrator finds out so they have to kill each other and ;-;

Heavy has a family and he risks his life to feed them and he loves them so much just GAH

these people have been fighting for generations over something that's literally worthless and i think if you think more about it there's an actually really applicable theme about that to real life

the mayor of tuefort forced this just random guy to pretend to be an italian stereotype for so long that he forgot how he used to speak. he forgot who he used to be almost entirely. do you understand. in another world there is a psychological horror about this guy's life exclusively

maggie works for her ex-husband's nemesis and it's honestly not explained why but she's also clearly ashamed or sad about it

spy being scout's dad and it's a whole thing and THOSE FOUR EMOTIONALLY DEVASTATING PANELS

sniper's bio parents are cowards and fools and don't much like him and there's a whole realization that he wasn't actually australian and it puts together a lot of puzzle pieces for him,

and then later he meets his parents-- the ones he grew up with-- in heaven after dying and being brought back to life and he gets told that hes a professional and its this payoff from the meet the sniper video

"you're getting very good at saying horrible things to dying men, miss pauling"

spy is nearly murdered by classic!sniper and he looks genuinely scared

heavy and medic are in love. do you understand.

#i will so absolutely expand on any of these #ive gotten to special interest levels about this #listen man im so normal about this game #tf2 #tf2 comics

[serpiaxerma]

i'm sick of how you bitches portray ramlethal valentine: a passage from my guilty gear bible

❌ramlethal valentine: silly and childish i blame the burger and dog for culturally defanging her. she can have a burger and a dog without being babied. consider: bridget

❌ramlethal valentine: sexy and mature i am so sick of feet pics man. just migrate to sf6 juri already. i don't care about her xrd outfit okay. consider: i-no

❌ramlethal valentine: wise and aloof okay this one i just straight-up don't get. is it cause she acts serious, therefore she is sagely. no. consider: millia

✅ramlethal valentine: pointy and scary i like when she looks like she's going to kill me to hyperdeath. it is apart of her appeal when she looks just a little fucked up and shady.

✅ramlethal valentine: blunt, has difficulty with emotions doesn't understand sarcasm. why would you say something you don't mean. heavily autism-coded, even more so than her sisters.

✅ramlethal valentine: literally programmed as god's bio-weapon and that may or may not have given her mommy issues. mother only loves useful tools.

"what, you didn't know god was a woman? well, technically god is a genderless information organism known as the universal will created in the backyard by the original, later bound to the genetic dna of aria hale after some gear experimentation by that man. though that was after she caused Y2K..."

#guilty gear #ramlethal valentine

[redditreceipts]

There were a couple of steps to my peaking: The first was when I was banned from a reddit community for "transphobia," because I said there were bio differences between men and women but that doesn't mean trans women aren't worthy of respect, dignity, human rights, etc. Mods literally acted like I said they should all be executed. After that it was Audrey Hale and the trans community whining that she made them look bad and insisting we respect her pronouns and even praising her actions. Never went back. Eyes wide open now.

wtf? why would you praise Audrey Hale's actions?? that is just so crazy

the most stupid thing about the TRA's reception of that shooting was that their greatest concern was not for the victims or their families, but for the bad reputation that they were now going to get

how can you be so self-centered