#as a way of flirting

[i-drop-level-one-loot]

I'm not the anon who requested him but I really adore stalker yan. Thank you for writing him. <3

I can also imagine the reader being ok living with him after he says that she has full access to his bank account.

Stalker Yan: I can give you anything you want!

Reader: ... Anything???

Stalker Yan: Anything!

Reader: Even your bank account?

Stalker Yan: I-, yes...?

Reader: *Already making herself comfortable at his bed* Aight, deal.

Stalker Yan: *Overjoyed but also slightly worried at how reader accepted his offer quickly* What...?

Reader: Well, I now have a free place to live in and a loaded bank account. Besides, you are very attractive so I really don't mind being with you.

Stalker Yan: *Very flustered at reader calling him attractive*

And thus, they lived in domestic bliss with Reader being spoiled, the end.

The type of woman to create a successful business but refers to it as a "side hustle".

I think after she gets over the shock of losing her favorite gig, she'll really like him ❤️

And yeah, if he can afford to live alone, maybe she should just move in, that's not crazy right?

#money money money #she's actually really sweet #his compliments take her out #she's really cool #but intense #and he's the only guy that compliments her for things other than her appearance #she doesn't know how to respond and it's just so cute #they'd make a cute couple #i could see her selling her selfies to him jokingly #as a way of flirting #like #“i got a super cute new swimsuit and you can see it early for only fifteen bucks”

[nouverx]

"I want to eat you" is their love language and you can't change my mind

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin alastor #hazbin rosie #radiorose #alastor #my art #autodesk sketchbook #they are so freaky they must have so many fucked up conversations like that I just know it #it's their weird way of “flirting” yk what I mean #I headcanon that Alastor HATES burgers and fast food in general ik it's very specific #my artstyle is so inconsistent ahah I'm experimenting don't mind me

[whollyjoly]

i want the whole SEASON of bucktommy

i want buck being wooed - flowers and being taken out and a little protective hand on the small of his back

i want to hear all the soft ways tommy can say evan and the look on buck's face when he does

i want to see them at tommy's karaoke trivia place because holy shit buck would love it (and didnt oliver say that we're getting buck singing this season cause uhhhhh)

i love that this is such a fling, such a happy thing for buck - he is finally feeling that puzzle piece click into place and it is freeing

and i cant wait to see all the small ways we see that play out!!!

let buck be happy challenge 2k24!!!!

#i'll never shut up about this i fear #i am just SO happy to see a happy bi!buck exploring what his feelings mean!! #just getting to be!! and grow!! and flirt and have FUN!!! #god that euphoria when you realize that its okay that you dont have to choose you can just *be* #its so fucking real and i cant believe i get to see it through the eyes of my favorite character #is this?? real life?? #fuck me up man #otp: better ways to get your attention #bucktommy #kinkley #tuck #? #evan buckley #tommy kinard #911 spoilers #911 abc #911 on abc #im just so fucking shook i cant believe it #its REAL #em speaks #mine

[maomango-doodle]

Getting to know people

Based on @acetrigunweek day 3's quote

#trigun #trigun maximum #midvalley the hornfreak #ace trigun week #hi im back with another ace midvalley art🕴 #apothisexual more specifically #ive been thinking abt how to illustrate this correctly for so long and finally got it out of my system *jumps and clicks my heels* #i have so many thoughts abt the way he views the people and the world around him #he kills ppl for sure but i dont think he necessarily hates them #its nice to have a friend or two around #but his charm is taken for flirting by others when he's just a social butterfly who cant stick to eavesdropping and ppl watching #sometimes a guy just wants a comforting human bond without having to follow through the unwritten steps of the relationship recipe #you know? #shinxo art #shinxo comic

[insanesonofabitch]

I’m not sure if someone else already made a post about this, but I was rewatching Tombstone and something just hit me. Dean wanted to stay alone with Cas a little bit longer in that cowboy hotel room. Sam takes Jack with him and pairs Dean up with Cas, after noticing how happy Dean was to get Cas back (which he even made a comment on earlier in the episode, we love a supportive brother). Dean agrees with this change of plan. Sam and Jack immediately gets up to leave and head for the graveyard. But when Cas is about to get up too and get ready, Dean does this:

And this is the same fucking goddamn episode where Dean makes Cas wear a fucking cowboy hat. And then gets offended when Cas didn’t immediately recognize his Tombstone reference. “I made you watch it,” not “we.” The same way “where Dean spread your ashes” is NOT “we.” And Dean has probably already seen ALL of those movies, probably a shit ton of times. He just wanted Cas to see them too. With him. Like a movie date night. And then Cas imitates a phrase from the movie, “I’m your huckleberry.” And then Dean, after averting his eyes and closing them and gulping down, says “Yeah, exactly.” immediately followed by “…it’s good to have you back, Cas.”

AND NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT DEAN TOOK A PHOTO OF CAS OFF SCREEN???????? AND THEN PRINTED IT OUT??????????

#THIS. FUCKING GODDAMN EPISODE. #DEAN. #YOU AND YOUR LITTLE SCHEMES #ooohh I bet his ass was (unsuccessfully) flirting with Cas the entire fucking time #and Cas didn’t really get his very subtle (cowardly) hints so he gave up somewhere on their way to meet the sergeant #but THEN “I’m your huckleberry” happens and it’s taking everything in Dean’s power not to show how badly he wants Cas #insane show for insane people #supernatural #spn 13x06 #spn #tombstone #dean winchester #castiel #destiel #deancas #casdean #dean x castiel #destiel meta #dean meta #reiotalks

[lotus-pear]

dazai stop rizzing up the enemy challenge go!!

#i'm convinced the whole meursault arc is just a massive hangover dream fabricated by dazai💀 #when your friend group is small but you're all gay and mentally ill #literally all i could think about watching dazai waltz around with sigma and flirting with him nonstop was fyo and chuuya just going :/ #while watching them through the security cameras #honestly they slayed sokouku could never #no better way to spend your last thirty minutes alive than ballroom dancing with the enemy against their will #dazai and sigma's interactions are the only thing keeping bsd fans (me) sane atp #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd #dazai osamu #sigma bsd #nakahara chuuya #fyodor dostoevsky #sigzai #soukoku #skk #lotus draws

[charlietheepicwriter7]

so, a while ago, there was a dcxdp prompt that was like "Danny Fenton gets hired by the Justice League and slowly realizes that he was hired to hunt down Danny Phantom with Justice League Dark, so he has to gaslight gatekeep girlboss his way out of it" (link in the replies if you find it bc i can't)

but what if this prompt was more chaotic?

like, dani learns whats happening and instead of trying to get her template out of this, she decides to make it worse.

the team discovers the daughter of Ghost King Phantom (and Dani should probably have a different name in ghost form, maybe a star name? Maybe she can shapeshift into her original age, so she looks five) is sabotaging their work. when they finally capture her, she immediately latches onto Danny.

Dani: Papa! Danny, immediately: I'm not your dad! Dani, eyes tearing up with devious glee: I don't care if you and Daddy got divorced. You're still my Papa and I still love you! Danny: what. Constantine: YOU WERE MARRIED TO THE BLOODY GHOST KING!?

#dani's goal here is to be as big a problem as possible #and prove that she's funnier than that damn clown in Gotham #dcxdp #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc #danny fenton #danny phantom #dani phantom #i also wanna make this dead on main #and have secret halfa jason impersonate Ghost King Phantom #just to flirt with an increasingly flushed danny #but that's just my dead on main agenda pay it no mind #Danny: time to manipulate mansplain manwhore my way out of yet another blunder

[jackshiccup]

some modern hijacks for the soul (and bumping shoulders as a love language)

shoutout @midoristeashop for these swag brushes <3

#having thoughts abt long distance hijack.. #them meeting at an exchange program or whatever in college #and hitting it off and becoming rly good friends #cue the dancing around each other hence the shoulder bumps as a flirting tactic 😭 #hiccup confessing at the airport just when theyre saying goodbye ahaaahaha.. #ANYWAY seriously these brushes r SOOO fun #i love it… thamk u.. #what better way for me to test them out than with drawing the sillies.. #hijack #frostcup #jackshiccup art #my art #hiccup #jack frost #httyd #rotg #jack wants to run his hand thru hiccup’s hair soooo bad can u tell #ok sleepy time <3

[ilovepannacotta]

I really like when Ed is "i'm gonna kill your entire family" while Ling is "heart eyes"

* disappears for another week *

#edling #fma brotherhood #ling yao #edward elric #edward x ling #fullmetal alchemist #Ling's way of flirting is by being extremely annoying #and Ed's way of reciprocating is with violence. #relationship goals

[camil0ncha]

fellas, is it romantic in any way to sleep soundly every night hugging marketable plushies of your coworkers?

#also you can't convince me in any way that these clowns are smooth when flirting #look at them #they don't even know how to tie their own shoes #they probably use velcro exclusively #fnaf #fnaf dca #the daycare attendant #fnaf daycare attendant #dca fanart #dca x y/n #dca x reader #fnaf security breach #fnaf sb fanart #security breach fanart #fnaf sundrop #fnaf sun #fnaf moon #fnaf moondrop #sun x reader #moon x reader #my art

[cosmicwhoreo]

He get's this question a lot, to the point it kinda annoys him... He has fun with it tho!

#He is a dude tho #straight up #well not straight but- #ye he likes to tease and flirt mostly for the sport of it #it helps having genderly wiles to get your way~ #cookie run kingdom #cookie run #crk #Albatross cookie #fan cookie #cookie oc #cookie run oc #I quote memes

[bobbinalong]

the "jack finds out tim is robin and instead of steph sneaking around (because why would she if i don't plan on killing her off), tim asks her if she'd like to be robin and when she says "yes" and bruce says "no", they do it anyway, with tim becoming her man-in-the-chair/oracle knock-off" au. title might be a little long lol

#dc #dc comics #fanart #bobbinart #tim drake #stephanie brown #robin #spoiler #batgirl #robin!steph #tim's called (gray) ghost in this one i think #bc i think “ghost” works well for the voice in your ear and i don't much like gray ghost for him as a future mantle #but in this case it kinda fits i think #timsteph #can't forget that they're flirting in the cringiest most horrendeous way over the comms here too

[borealwolf]

will graham flirting with women: you dont need protective custody to cuddle up with my dogs, or me for the matter..😣🥺

will graham flirting with men: God cant save any of us because its inelegant. elegance is more important than suffering. that's His design.

#sorry im posting this everywhere i think its so funny #im rewatching hannibal rn and the way will flirts with alana in season 1 made me die of cringe #wylan rambles #hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannibal nbc #will graham #500 notes #1k notes #2k notes #3k notes

[kagoutiss]

junimo sight

#stardew valley #stardew valley spoilers #sdv #sdv spoilers #grandpa #mister qi #mr. qi #…im still thinking abt these two #ive decided qi has a ton of silly nicknames for the farmer’s grandpa since. we dont know his actual name lol #like qi presumably knows his name but we dont. so he calls him stuff like ‘hotshot’ and ‘cowboy’ and ‘mustang’ #stuff that is like way cooler than you would expect. the gangly beardy farmer to be called #but qi thinks he’s cool so he calls him cool names. and because he can’t not flirt with him #and anyway. yeah i feel like peepaw could see junimos just like the farmer. maybe it runs in the family #my other stance is that qi in game can see junimos just fine but he couldnt always see them. that came with the immortality thing lol #and either way junimos are kind of deterred by him. they do not like his capitalist aura it freaks them out

[originalaccountname]

My turn to be skk-posting

in my ideal vision, when they finally get in something resembling a relationship (as adults, they were Not There as teenagers), it's because they both want it, which means they unlock previously forbidden features with each other like sharing a bed instead of a couch (you all know about my weird obsession with skk and couches), but also freely touching.

Dazai is a rather tactile person; my guy is freed after 2 weeks in prison and the first thing he does is dance, poke at, lean/hug and play with the hair of the first non-evil person (a stranger) he meets. Being with Chuuya, he constantly finds himself in Chuuya's bubble, and indulges in ways he usually can't with others. That often means direct skin contact, not even with ulterior motives, but really just because he is allowed and he wants to.

Chuuya on the other hand has never done something gently ever: he is fierce, he cares and loves intensely, and he never lets go, but he barely knows the concept of a reassuring gesture (working on it). Dazai being in his bubble wouldn't bother him at all by that point, but the handsy part? it's awkward. needs some getting used to. It's a learning opportunity.

And when Chuuya gets used to it and finally makes a move to return the favour? it's Dazai who short-circuits.

#probably a mix of it being someone else initiating touch instead of him and said contact being (finally) gentle #we're getting off-subject but i'm convinced there's a difference for dazai between casual or violent touch and purposefully gentle touch #after all his way of showing affection is primarily by being a menace and being annoying to those closest to him. which tends to come with- #-threats of violence if not attempted/executed violence (kunikid.a repeatedly choking or drop-kicking him for his repeated offences) #AND a difference between being touched with and without bandages (it's like a second skin) where *with* bandages it's mostly whatever #this man flirts off-screen like his life depends on it he does not mind physical touch BUT (<- your cue to make some headcanons) #on a tangent do you think dazai's fingers would be cold asking for chuuya's sanity #bsd #skk #soukoku #apparently i talk sometimes

[despazito]

somewhat not very fond of those descriptions of bisexuality that are like "we fall in love with a PERSON not a gender" or "we fall in love with personalities not bodies" because i'm like...no i do love people for their bodies and their genders.. just a wide variety of them. there is very much physical attraction at play

#and i have preferences abt what i find attractive in different genders #if a women were to flirt with me and say shes a mechanic that would be way hotter to me than if a man said the same thing