#anyways this is my wife

[pepperkettle]

rlly wanted to draw melt since she's such a long time favorite servant of mine,,, 👉👈 I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me

#fate grand order #fgo #fgo fanart #felt cute might delete later 🙈 #but in all seriousness she's just such a fun character #if i had a nickel for every blue character with a prosthetic limb that ended up as a fav id have 2 #not a lot but weird that it happened twice #anyways this is my wife #♡ -> art time !

[lamouratorrrrry]

you should see the other guy!

#sakata kintoki #fgo fanart #doodle #mine #cw: blood #sorry for the dumb caption #anyways this is my wife

[suiheisen]

studio trigger understood the assignment. i would let her wreck me.

#i'm sorry but unnnnffffffffffff. Hot. my humongous chicken-lizard wife <33333333 #she's so majestic.... #like. i get it shuro and marcille. #also that is my favourite page of the manga #watch as tumblr tags this mature content for chimera boobs. i'm always getting kinkshamed on this site... #anyway. this too is yuri. climbing her like a tree. #this episode coming out on lesbian visibility week... the universe knows what i need #falin touden #marcille donato #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #anime #manga #spoilers #dungeon meshi spoilers #blood tw #long post #lesbian #dunmeshi spoilers

[lunamothghost]

karaoke night at the fairy fort but only with britney songs

basically I saw this mashup on yt and felt like I had to draw it,, ren and lizzie duet irl when

#last life #last life smp #trafficblr #ldshadowlady #rendog #fairy fort #last life my wife i need to rewatch her. anyways this was ALSO an exuce to draw mcyt again and make up wierd outfits. I am Repetative. #edit“” this has been collecting dust in my drafts so here u go #digital art #my art

[ruubesz-draws]

When bae is angry at you

#godzilla x kong: the new empire #godzilla #mothra #kong #godzilla x mothra #mothzilla #mosugoji #when the love of your life your queen your bae your wife is PISSED #whoa Goji you gon done it my dude #mothra would be like: #WTF ARE YOU DOING?!?! #I WAS GONE FOR 5MIN (in kaiju time ig?) AND THIS IS WHAT I SEE THE FIRST THING I WAKE UP?!?! #YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOON!!! #I love you and I missed you tons #BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT ANGRY!! #And Goji would be like: “Babe im sorry pls calm down my love pls i can explain” #anyway Goji was HELLA HAPPY TO SEE HER HHHHHHH #Mothzilla is canon ya'll #it's canon.... #do not repost #my art

[lazycranberrydoodles]

everybody go home. this is my magnum opus

#HELP THIS IS KILLING ME #the original version of this had hua cheng in a ‘i have a CRAZY wife she hates STUPID PEOPLE and LOVES DOGS and im NOT AFRAID TO USE HER’ #but if hua cheng was at midwestern gas station number 472 in the novelty slogan tshirt aisle #she for sure would get some sort of ‘your wife (woman symbol) vs MY WIFE (wonder woman silhouette)’ #or ‘trophy 🏆🏆 WIFE’ #or possibly a ‘return to wife if lost’ #or ‘i have a SMOKIN HOT wife’ #or ‘im the BOSS til my WIFE gets home’ #or ‘5 things you should know about my WIFE: 1. she is my queen 2. she is a bit crazy 3. she can whoop your ass #4. she says whatever she is thinking 5. mess with her and theyll never find your body’ #or ‘i go to work so my wife can COLLECT SCRAPS’ #or even at worst. ‘ my wife is the PRINCESS the mouse LOST’ #xie lian would be initially embarassed. but you know her ass would be wearing a ‘proud PROPERTY of an AWESOME WIFE’ shirts @ heaven meetings #or ‘i’m not scared of ANYTHING - my WIFE is a CALAMITY’ #which was sold as a metaphor for your wife being mean and powerful. but she wears it straight. #or even ‘im not GAY but my WIFE is’ lmfao #anyway. #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #hualesbians #modern au #tgcf meme #my art #art #tgcf shitpost #lmao #mxtx

[azuneekun]

i drew my favorite stardew valley mean girl ♥

#stardew valley #stardew valley haley #stardew haley #haley stardew valley #sdv haley #haley sdv #haley sv #sv haley #my art #no surprise i love both shane AND haley. #im an equal opportunist masochistic bisexual #its about time i drew my other wife again 🤤💘 #if you noticed that my haley seems to have asian features...well thats because i hc her and emily being asian americans! heehee #hence her pudding hair 🍮 #i wonder if some of you will notice another subtle detail i added about her #anyway im satisfied so gn

[lieu-rey]

uhm uh. rdr jovier.

#rdr2 #rdr #javier escuella #john marston #jovier #red dead redemption 2 #when you have to kill your lover to save your wife and child. #and you cant look at his face bc you cant face what you had to do. #red dead redemption #red dead #can A/I_art die already i dont like how glaze makes my art look like jpeg images lmao #um anyway. jovier still on the brain. i promise i draw other rdr stuff besides them JFKEJNFN #i still have a bunch of stuff to post stay tuned<3 #oh fuck i forgot the tws #tw blood #tw death #nobody: #my brain cell immediately attaching to the only mexican character in a piece of media: #my art

[domibomz]

" W H E R E I S A N A S T A S I A O F T H E N I N T H ? "

#tlt #the locked tomb #alecto the first #harrowhark #harrow the ninth #tumblrs quality eats ASS MAN #WHY IS IT SO BAD #anyways baby rat wakes up a demon in her basement #this harrow design belongs to my wife @ghostsessioned btw! go follow her!

[pjs-everyday]

"ah! loid, we have guests waiting in the other room!" >>> "so?" 😇

#SO???????? IM SCREAMINGGGGGGG!!! lol so what you're my WIFE #what if i kissed my fake wife cos i actually love her-- oop! #WHAT IF WE LOVED EACH OTHER COS WHY NOOOTTTTT?????? #ahem anyway i'm in my feelings for no reason lmao #spy x family #spy family #twiyor #twiyor month #loid forger #yor forger #yor briar #agent twilight #thorn princess #loid x yor #twiyor fic #twiyor art #sxf art #sxf fic #loid x yor art #pjseveryday #illustration #art #fanart #anime art #digital illustration #sxf #sxf fanart #spy x family fanart #loidyor

[tinytonestar]

Started as a doodle for a sketch page that now blossomed into this

I love drawing soft comfy Astarion :'3

Larian please let us take Myshka home. The little star deserves a little mouse... :(

#astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #fanart #vampire #bg3 astarion #astarion ancunin #illustration #art #i'm making this a standee too #i wanted to make one anyway lmao #i love my wife hubby so much

[jabesa0]

Champagne bubble bath 🫧🥂

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obm #mammon obey me #obey me mammon #mammon #obey me fanart #obm mammon #when I see my beautiful bathing I jump right in #if mammon was waiting for me like this #let’s just say bathtubs won’t be called bathtubs anymore 😈😈 #smirks and wipes drool from mouth #anyways my wife needs his breasts washed I must depart at once

[wolfywolfy]

I love how Astarion quotes The Tell-Tale Heart every once in a while. It's a rarer line, and initially I thought it was out of place (Neil is very well versed in theater, so I assumed it was a riff from him), but since reading an analysis of the work I think it was pretty purposeful.

The piece is all about fear and paranoia, things we know Astarion is plagued by despite how he might act. Similarly, the narrator of the story also tries to convince the reader that they are not as troubled as they seem. In the end, the narrator is consumed by the beating of the heart of the old man he killed and dismembered, the sound growing louder and louder until in a fit of rage he reveals the body to the police to absolve himself from the persistent beating.

Except the police never heard the heart beat, because it wasn't the old man's heart at all. The narrator was consumed by the sound of his own heart beating more and more rapidly in his chest from fear. He was the owner of the thing that forced him to reveal his true nature, he is the owner of the tell-tale heart.

And what happens with Astarion after you romance him? He realizes over time that, while he tried to deny his feelings and was initially only interested in manipulating you for his own means, he actually has grown to care for you. You have done something to his heart that hasn't happened in centuries, you have made it feel as if it has started beating again.

Therefore, his tell-tale heart leads him to admit his transgressions, which were committed out of fear and paranoia for his safety.

So the line is actually very, very apt. His confession during Act 2 is his own version of "Villains! Dissemble no more! I admit the deed! Tear up the planks! Here, here! It is the beating of his hideous heart!" Except, of course, it is his own heart that he is unearthing for us (and it's not so hideous, after all).

#astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 astarion #i always wondered why he said that line so i looked more into it #and yeah yknow what that DOES fit with him really well actually #i love him 💜 hes my wife #anyways larian's writers continue to impress me #this is just as deep as gale's “doth thy mirror crack?” line #wolfy speaks

[ghostsessioned]

the priestess crushed beneath the new - laid rock.

#artfart #the locked tomb #tlt #the locked tomb trilogy #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #nona the ninth #alecto the ninth #anastasia the first #anastasia the ninth #htn spoilers #ntn spoilers #tentatively places her down #been working on her for a handful of days while my wife goes absolutely bonkers over her design in private #LMAO #anyway. my take on anastasia ! wanted to give her a face akin to harrow's but less scrunched #henneyways #enjoy you anastasia enjoyers #tlt anastasia

[gojoest]

btw pregnancy freak satoru does not play around with curses anymore, no more prolonging the fights just bc he can and it’s fun. hollow purples left and right to end the mission quickly so he can go back home to fuck his pregnant wife

#— ai rambles #tw pregnancy #I AM SORRY that my every 2nd post is ab this man being obsessed w his pregnant wife #it’s eating my brain so bad and so constantly #anyway #good night sleepy time #mwah #pregnancy freak!satoru

[applestruda]

Bby girl hours

#i miss my wife tails #anyways #uh #yeah i think i just wanted to paint the silly more #goodtimeswithscar #gtws fanart #hermitcraft s9 #hermitcraft #my art