#if mammon was waiting for me like this

[jabesa0]

Champagne bubble bath 🫧🥂

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obm #mammon obey me #obey me mammon #mammon #obey me fanart #obm mammon #when I see my beautiful bathing I jump right in #if mammon was waiting for me like this #let’s just say bathtubs won’t be called bathtubs anymore 😈😈 #smirks and wipes drool from mouth #anyways my wife needs his breasts washed I must depart at once

[astaroth1357]

Don't mind me, just my mind living happily in Lesson 32 for the next some odd weeks.

#man i played favorites SO hard #mammon's not well? oh no! #asmo's acting scary? yikes! #satan's asleep? well shit #beel wont eat? dear god! #levi is upset with me?! #screaming #crying #banging my head against a wall #and staring out the window like a forlorn sailor's wife waiting for a ship on the horizon #mc people are drowning #not now levi is sad somebody get my scuba gear #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me thoughts #obey me spoilers #obey me nightbringer spoilers #obey me leviathan

[nostalgic-muffins]

walks out of new york alleyway like a sopping wet cat and slides this to you hhey guys

#i couldnt NOT do it. tf kinda person do u take me for bro? #ok wait im gonna speedrun tags my phone is on the verge of death rn #TRANSPARENTS R FROM SILENTSTREETSERENITY #AND I MADE IT ON IBIS PAINT BC PICSART HATES MY ASS ALL OF A SUDDEN #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me swd #obey me! shall we date? #obey me! #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #THATS A TAG??? ok yeah sure fine ill use it #obey me #OK DONE #tjat literally felt like i was on like a gameshow w a time limit or smth #like those parkour ones on netflix #or like those baking ones #idk what im even saying rn

[sweetbrier2908]

cw: nightbringer lesson 23 spoiler

once the first demon, always the first demon

#obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me mammon #obey me spoilers #obey me nightbringer lesson 23 spoilers #obey me lesson 23 #cant wait to see mammon realize we only forge a pact with him so we can go back to our og mammon #that's angst #like i want that angst #he will forget us and but our impact in the past remains the same #tbh im not sure i cant handle that angst #i felt real bad when mc said that they wanted to make a pact with mammon like real bad #all because mc making pacts so they can go back to their timeline

[angelkissedface]

unbelievable that the first thing im doing with my recent interest in nightbringer is...shipping the shitty humans obsessively

#doodle #2023 #oc: felix haigh #fanart #obey me #listen sololix were always a thing and one of felix's main ships #but the fact that i forewent mammon and felix entirely to brainrot abt these two help #theyre cohabiting in the worst possible way #and i love nightbringer solomon hes such an asshole #like he was before but now hes WORSE and im treasuring every second #ive been waiting for his bastard arc proper for so long #obey me solomon #obey me mc

[solomonssock]

Thinking about how funny it would be trying to explain to the brothers what a Michael's and Joanne's is when they visit the human world

All of them: "What do you mean you're going to see Michael?!" "Eh-no way you got special access?!" "Absolutely not, you are to stay here."

MC: "NO, no, wait. That's not what I meant. I'm not going to see Michael, Michael. Ugh, I-"

MC: "Ok. Look, I'll just stop by Joanne's then."

Lucifer: "Just who is this 'Joanne'? A witch?"

#solomonssock speaks #literally this is so funny pls #no bc lucifer would be so insulted that he came to visit you and you decide then to go see his former brother?!? #like no lucifer wait please- #obey me #obey me one master to rule them all #omomtrta #obey me! #obey me mc #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me michael

[mallleus]

You wanna know what sucks about the house of lamentation? It only has two bathrooms.

#imagine needing to take a shit but beel just left the bathroom #the toilet is clogged AND IT SMELLS LIKE NUCLEAR WASTE #now you’re running to asmos room to see if you could use his bathroom but he’s trying to break the guíness world record for longest and #hottest shower known to man so now you’re outta toilet options but wait #you turn your head and you see the woods #you already feel shitmagadon coming so might as well make it fast #you make it but you couldn’t make a hole so you just shit on the dirt #just your luck Lucifer was taking a walk #you make eye contact #he walks away #you two never talk about it again #obey me #obey me beel #obey me asmo #obey me satan #obey me mammon #obey me levi #obey me belphie

[distressed-devilsitter]

Here we go again

#shut up about the furries shut up about the furries #obey me! #obey me #shall we date obey me #obey me belphegor #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me satan #y'all i waited like a year to post this

[jessamine-rose]

*holds head in hands*

So guess who opened Obey Me! Nightbringer just for the current gacha event. We don’t talk about how foul it was for the devs to release an event with Mammon, Barbatos, and Simeon at the start of my birth month (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾

Ykw maybe I’ll open the app again on my actual birthday, if only to enjoy the calls. It’s been a while since I was greeted by my old biases.

#it’s interesting to think about how fandom has contributed to my birthday celebrations #be it the in-game bday benefits or me enjoying the bday fan art of characters whose birthdates are close to mine #it felt so weird to open the app and re-experience the game #i think it’s been four months since I stopped playing?? i’ve only reopened both apps for the gacha events featuring mammon and barbatos #hopefully. whb’s bday benefits will be good!! they’re only implementing it later this year so i have to wait until my 2025 birthday #at least my obm boys came home in 60 pulls!! imagine mammon. barbatos. and simeon teaming up like ‘this is how we get jessamine to visit us’ #advance happy birthday to me~ #jessamine rambles

[sxturdaysun]

live footage of me trying to make mammon play zero escape with me

#cut out the rule explanation for brevity but FJDNFNF #''clearly mammon is incapable of appreciating a good puzzle'' ME #♡ — text #🖤 worth your weight in gold #i say this also as if he would be able to wrap his head around literally any part of zero escape #and wouldn't be scared out of his mind by it lmao #''i dont wanna play this anymore'' ''alright i'll play it by myself'' ''wait i changed my mind'' #says he'll keep playing w/ me in case i need The Great Mammon's help #like. i Will Not but thank you for being here anyway

[journey-to-the-attic]

i've been binge-watching all of snapcube's fandubs recently and all i can think about is the jtta cast saying the funny thing and for some reason it makes it 100000x times funnier

ik playing black doom i.e. the devil just bc it'd be really funny for her to do the "what? no i'm the devil. heavy dog" line and also she's the only one who i think would concievably make the "it's me devil, from bible" joke. also unironically i think ik doing the "hi shadowww it's me the devillll i love you :) i'm having so much fun with you :)" line would be rlly cute LIKE

belphie playing shadow because emo viiiiibes. also during that bit where ik as the devil is like "heeeeyyyyy what's uuuuuuuup it's meeeeeee" and he just yells "STOP"

also levi playing the crocodile guy with the "wow look at all those fruit GUSHERS" line SDSFBJDSFHS

I LOVE THE SNAPCUBE SHADOW DUB SO MUCH YES

belphie as shadow with the “nice brain, idiot. where’d you get it, BRAIN STORE?” and “new idea. adultery”. also that bit where shadow addresses the devil as “lucifer. can i call you lucy?” is oddly fitting kjsdfkj

apart from the fruit gushers line i feel like levi would also make a funny sonic... out of everyone he’d be the only one who might’ve played the game before so he can do the “those things look so sick it makes me wanna bark like a dog! HWUH HWUH HWUH”

#answering asks #anon asks #there are so many other good lines #mammon as eggman with the BOMBS? there you are my friend- wait a- ugh [pop] here hold the. [starts choking] #i can't write it in a funny way but it's SO GOOD #i want diavolo to be the president just because i want him to say 'i've eaten nothing but drywall for the past three years' #and also 'my drip is.' #barbatos can be the 'i need to update my audio equipment'. [cocks gun] 'i have updated my audio equipment' guy #OH AND THE BIT WITH EGGMAN AND SHADOW WHERE IT'S LIKE 'eggman. egg face. egg butt' #belphie manage to say that with a completely straight face and then you've got mammon with her #'you may be the- don't you ever FUCKING call me that again i'll KILL you' #mephisto gets the 'yippee! i can die happy tomorrow' line and the incredulous 'tomorrow?!' afterwards is solomon #everyone is participating they can share roles if there aren't enough #except lucifer he's there but refusing to say anything to preserve his dignity #he's also losing his shit at regular intervals throughout though

[hugispuso-archive]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BESTIE MAMMON ILOVEYOUUUUU

#oreki gushes #caps tw #oh god idk if i can make something for him on time bc i'm going out the next day/later morning HAGAHAHAHJS #I JUST WANT HIM TO KNOW I LOVE HIM VERY MUCH /P AND HE'S THE BESTEST FRIEND I COULD EVER ASK FOR #legit cuz like. the other day i was feeling bummed out by how my friendships at school aren't working out so well #then i remember mammon and go. oh wait. i have my bestie and he loves and appreciates me for the simple things i do HRHRHRRGRHRHRHRJ #IDDKKKK I JUST LOVE HIM SO MUCH YK #he's the Ult Platonic F/O #the boy best friend and older brother figure i ever needed <333 <3<3 <33 #my bestieeeee <33 happy birthday you idiot <333 #platonic f/o ; mammon ✰ #[ ☆ ] money knows no friendship

[devilishdelights]

I want belphie to be a little asshole so BAD so I have someone to banter with as an asshole myself but no he’s just a soft little sleepy guy and OUAGGH!! we r just taking naps together and I don’t wanna like him but I DO !!!

#the only asshole I can banter with is Lucifer. and if I piss him off he’d just attempt to murder me!! which like ok dude chill we aren’t #being serious. we r just being silly little guys. alr??? #mammon would be the perfect bantering partner 100% but my ass would cave so quick and so would he like ‘wait do u really think that 🥺’ #and it’s just nooo babe ilysm I’m sorry :( #early season 1 mammon though. i would be at his throat all the way until we entered HOL and he was acting all babygirl tsundere like and #I’m like oh :( I’d do anything for this guy actually. #i know I will meet my match with Mephistopheles. please. he looks like such an asshole. I want him to be mean so bad #*editing the Lucifer tag by saying actually he’d say some rlly hurtful shit that gets u deep down and ur just standing there like damn. ok

[doodlboy]

Beel pull lets gooooo

#i really wanted mammon but alas #i doubt ill be able to save up 200 b4 the event ends to b able to pull again so ig ill just have to wait for the revival #they did a free 50 pull for normal UR cards #i didnt get a single new card #only repeats and im so pissed off abt it #but thats usually how i am w this game #if i didnt like the characters i would've stopped actually playing a long time ago #obey me #elliot rambles

[caelcstis]

relationship tags

i know your love is a lie but i keep wishing for more ⸢ raphael + michael / aristarchos. ⸥ we’re so madly in love &&. rocking our bodies like crazy ⸢ diavolo + mammon / aristarchos. ⸥ i’m like a sweet poison that you can’t stop drinking ⸢ roland + olivier / aristarchos. ⸥ dear do not say a word my heart is still with you ⸢ diavolo + yuno / pcrdiseseekers ⸥ you’re the brightest star &&. i never want to give you away ⸢ diavolo + lucifer / pcrdiseseekers ⸥ i’ll love you more i’ll be waiting for you to fall for me ⸢ minhyuk + simeon / pcrdiseseekers ⸥ i’ll dare to fall blindly if it meant to be in your arms again ⸢ raphael + lucifer / pcrdiseseekers ⸥ no one was supposed to break these walls but you did ⸢ kangnim + anthony / reliquice ⸥ you know you talk to much but i guess it’s cute ⸢ daewon + dagger / reliquice ⸥ you taught me how to breathe again. you taught me how to live again ⸢ tokiya + haruka / heavenvessel ⸥ you drive me mad but my heart keeps yearning for you ⸢ tokiya + ren / heavenvessel ⸥

#i know your love is a lie but i keep wishing for more ⸢ raphael + michael / aristarchos. ⸥ #we’re so madly in love &&. rocking our bodies like crazy ⸢ diavolo + mammon / aristarchos. ⸥ #i’m like a sweet poison that you can’t stop drinking ⸢ roland + olivier / aristarchos. ⸥ #dear do not say a word my heart is still with you ⸢ diavolo + yuno / pcrdiseseekers ⸥ #you’re the brightest star &&. i never want to give you away ⸢ diavolo + lucifer / pcrdiseseekers ⸥ #i’ll love you more i’ll be waiting for you to fall for me ⸢ minhyuk + simeon / pcrdiseseekers ⸥ #i’ll dare to fall blindly if it meant to be in your arms again ⸢ raphael + lucifer / pcrdiseseekers ⸥ #no one was supposed to break these walls but you did ⸢ kangnim + anthony / reliquice ⸥ #you know you talk to much but i guess it’s cute ⸢ daewon + dagger / reliquice ⸥ #you taught me how to breathe again. you taught me how to live again ⸢ tokiya + haruka / heavenvessel ⸥ #you drive me mad but my heart keeps yearning for you ⸢ tokiya + ren / heavenvessel ⸥

[angelsrcute]

I suck his dick, it's big, it's very-very big! ᝰ.ᐟ✮⋆˙

◟♡ ˒ ʾʾ — who'd make you cockwarm him while he works, the door unlocked, his dick so close to your g-spot but he wouldn't let you move! hands keeping your waist in place as his dick keeps you all stuffed n warm.

“I'll be done soon, sweetheart, you can wait a little more right? So, be a good girl n stop movin’ so much.”

◟♡ ˒ ʾʾ — who'd praise you for sucking him off so good, tears forming at the corner of your eyes as you try not to gag on his huge dick. Guiding your tongue on his dick, gently holding your hair, shooting thick ropes of cum in your mouth.

“God, your mouth feels so good, my sweets. Keep goin’ alright? looking so pretty f’ me.”

◟♡ ˒ ʾʾ — who'd taunt n insult you while you gag on his dick, roughly grabbing your hair and making you take him fully. Your mascara n lipstick all ruined, eyes rollin’ back when he cums in your mouth. :(

“You look like some cheap whore like this, y'know. I bet you're getting wet from me degrading you, hm? As expected.”

◟♡ ˒ ʾʾ — who'd fuck you in a mating press, his big cock stretching your insides, hitting your womb. Pressin’ his hand on your tummy to feel his dick in you, making you whine. Your tummy already full from how much he cums, you definitely can't go for another round.. + he's gonna fuck you till you need a wheelchair.

“It won't fit? Don't worry, darlin’. Gonna make your cunt remember my dick, don't worry! Even if it does forgets, I'll just fuck ya again.”

◟♡ ˒ ʾʾ — who'd fuck you till your dumb n can only think of him and his dick if you do decide to act all bratty or he'd just tie you up n put a vibrator on your clit and watch as you squirm around trying to get a release, but he turns off the vibrator just when you're gonna cum. :(

"Should've thought before being like that, what did you expect, princess? acting all flirty with that random guy, trying to make me jealous."

◟♡ ˒ ʾʾ — who’re either super experienced from sleeping around or just fucking virgin losers, walkin’ around with that big ass dick in his pants.

— FYODOR, Leona, Dazai, NIKOLAI, Beel, Chuuya, Diavolo, SEBEK, Lucifer, Malleus, MAMMON, Jack, Blade, Neuvillette, Sampo, IDIA, Zhongli, Scara, CHILDE, TOJI, Jing yuan, Gojo, Sukuna, NANAMI, Dr. ratio, Wriothesley, ALHAITHAM, CATER + your favs.

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