#annie talks shit

[bruhstories]

marc, steven, jake: *arguing over who's the father, planning to do a dna test*

y/n and khonshu screeching in the background: you have the SAME body, you morons

#annie talks shit #moon knight 🌙 #meme #steven grant #marc spector #jake lockley #moon knight incorrect quotes #steven grant x you #steven grant x y/n #steven grant x reader #marc spector x you #marc spector x y/n #marc spector x reader #jake lockley x y/n #jake lockley x you #jake lockley x reader #moon knight

[cherryskeletoncake]

Thinking about techno and quackity in the dream smp… such a unique dynamic <3

#my art #fanart #technoblade #technoblade fanart #mcyt fanart #mcyt quackity #dsmp fanart #dsmp #dsmp quackity #dsmp techno #techno and quackity #quackity fanart #pray duo #i always feel like techno came out ‘better’ after anny interaction with quackity. but quackity came ou worse #i think about quackity’s envy and need for controll of techno. not in the same was as with dream #someting someting about pray acting like preditor #i also think a lot about quackity talking to techno during techno’s birthday stream with the syndicate #and how techno still offerd quackity cake #even after all the shit they been trough #and i think about how they both left permanent marks on eachotrer #one death for another #i’m so normal about them (i need them to canibalize eachother)

[twpsyn-who]

JeanMarco in which Jean slowly falls for Marco while Marco always thought they were a couple is so funny to me guys like you don't understand how much I love this concept of, you know,,, Jean having this realization that he's in love with his best friend and getting so anxious about it because what if Marco doesn't feel the same??? Mikasa was proof enough that confessing wasn't an option, he didn't want to ruin their friendship. But man doesn't he love Marco so much.

Meanwhile Marco is like 'Man I wonder what my boyfriend is doing right now' while working on his ODM with Armin. 'I can't wait to spend some time with Jean, maybe we will go star watching tonight'. To Marco they're already married with two kids coming soon. Don't ask him how he gets hold of two kids, he's working on it. The idea is that they are together your honor

#Jean finally confesses and Marco's reaction is 'What..? I thought we were dating already?' #Jean is loosing his shit because what??? No way. He would know if he was dating someone right? Is obvious! #'Jean. We cuddle every night. We hold hands on our way to the cafeteria. We GO ON DATES during curfew. You think I let all my friends count #ALL my freckles at night??? We promised each other to live together inside the walls. I already talked with Mina to help me kidnap #some kids-' 'You did what' #Anyway they kiss after that #Mina is a true homie for helping Marco have kids. She somehow convinced Annie to help too #Annie saw some orphan kids laying around while being a sneaky spy. She knows all the good spots #anyway #aot #jean kirstein #jeanmarco #aot jean #marco bodt #marco bott #snk #aot marco #jean kirschstein #aot jeanmarco

[distortedclouds]

Whether Armin has a juicy ass or not is irrelevant when it's Annie who has the nicest butt in AA 😌

How long do you think it's gonna take for Armin to be caught staring ?

#ask #anon #annie #aruani #Listen LISTEN i know i talked shit a lot about MAPPA deflating her Isayama-given ass and thighs #but kodus to the animators for giving Annie the cutest bottom imaginable 🥺 #(of i was truly shameless id have this particular shot as my phones lockscreen)

[everythingwasalreadypicked]

Ethan: There is no need to be afraid of me. I don't bite.

Annabeth: Yeah, but do you stab?

Ethan: ...I don't bite.

#Can we talk about how Ethan was walking around with a poisoned knife when no-one else did! #king shit #I mean poor Annie obviously but #you get what i mean #pjo #ethan nakamura #annabeth chase

[doyoueverstopandthink]

the umbrella academy as community quotes (part 3): 

luther: 

“blaming a bridge collapse on a school is like me blaming owls for how much i suck at analogies.” 

diego: 

“i was never one to hold a grudge. my father held grudges. i’ll always hate him for that.” 

allison: 

“for your information, i don’t have an ego. my facebook photo is a landscape.” 

klaus: 

“first time i got punched in the face, i was like, ‘oh no!’ but then i was like, ‘this is a story’.” 

five: 

“with all due respect... which is none... go to hell.” 

ben: 

“you guys know you’re bad with money. i padded your rent by ten dollars and i’ve been putting it into a savings account that yields four percent.” 

viktor: 

“hey, guys. thanks for getting involved in my love life. that was super cool and mature of you. oh, and since you’re [all] clearly idiots, i should let you know that i’m being sarcastic.” 

lila: 

“it’s called chemistry. i have it with everyone.” 

#i think diego's is the most accurate tbh #but ben would 100% do that to klaus #and viktor's works for him in season one or season two #the hargreeves siblings get involved with his love life and shit goes sideways man #okay so here's the order: #luther-britta/diego-pierce/allison-jeff/klaus-troy/five-jeff/ben-annie/viktor-annie/lila-jeff #and five's works quite well actually #cause jeff was talking to his father during that scene #so damn #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #ben hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #lila pitts #lila hargreeves #tua #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #umbrella academy incorrect quotes #britta perry #pierce hawthorne #jeff winger #troy barnes #annie edison #community #community tv #community incorrect quotes

[yellowlaboratory]

obx + parallel plot lines

hello and welcome to my Annie Brain Rots On Main post. I hope this is a series of only one (1) post but the next few months before obx s3 are gonna be long so who knows how many think pieces you’ll have to endure. 

anyway, last night, somewhere in between simultaneous breakdowns with @falseungodlyhours and @alphinias, I started thinking more about s3’s arc and what conclusions we can draw from s1 and s2. stick with me as I word vomit through my theory (also be warned that i mention some bts spoilers for s3 in here)

s1 is John B centric. I know that he is still the main character even in s2, but s2 does not revolve around him in the same way s1 does. the main storyline in s1 is the Pogues rallying around John B to help him through a conflict that involves his family (I’m wording this weirdly to keep it general because it’s going to be a recurring theme lmao). the conflict revolves around his dad being lost at sea, and most of the main characters are tied up in this conflict whether they are trying to help John B (the Pogues, Sarah) or trying to hinder his search (Ward). and, on top of that, last night i got to thinking how much of John B’s story paralleled his father’s. 

first off, it only takes an episode for the show to establish that John B is on the search for his dad, but none of the Pogues really believe he’ll find him. Kiara is the only one who even pretends to play into it, but it’s clearly something she’s only doing out of guilt and she believes that Big John is most likely dead. So - John B is on the search for something, and the people closest to him don’t believe he’ll find it. Big John is on the search for the gold, and John B doesn’t believe he’ll find it. you see what I’m saying? by some miracle and against all odds, both Rutledge men find something, but not exactly what they were looking for. Big John finds the Royal Merchant, but not the gold. John B finds the gold, but not his father. then, immediately after their big discoveries, both of them are nearly killed by Ward Cameron. The ensuing events are actually almost exactly the same: following the confrontation with Ward, they both very nearly die, get lost at sea, are declared dead, but actually survive and escape to a Caribbean island. AND THEN, despite being alive, neither of them let their loved ones know right away. Big John takes far longer to get in contact, but even John B waits to contact the pogues for a month a day ? how does time work in the obx a while.  there are probably more parallels I’m missing but the point is John B’s storyline paralleled his dad. 

then, we end up in s2, and the driving force in s2 is Pope. with their backs against the wall and shit on the line, the Pogues rally around Pope to help him through a conflict that involves his family (see what I said about recurring theme. i promise i’m only kind of crazy.) Pope’s conflict has to do with Denmark Tanny, and protecting his legacy. once again, most of the main characters in s2 are entangled in this conflict, with the Pogues helping Pope, and Limbrey, Renfield, and Rafe trying to stop him. and, once again, there are parallels between Pope and Denmark’s storylines. 

first and foremost, the central antagonist in both Denmark and Pope’s storyline is a Limbrey. Captain Limbrey is the slave holder who won’t free Denmark’s wife and daughter, and Carla Limbrey is trying to steal the treasure that belongs to Pope’s family. The Limbreys are both categorized by their greed, their wrath, and their willingness to do anything to get what they want. In the immortal words of Kiara Carrera, “it was a Limbrey stealing shit again.” In both cases, Denmark and Pope are out for something much more important than money – Pope’s mee-maw sums it up pretty well when she says “family is all we got” and that is exactly what drives both Denmark and Pope’s actions, whether they are trying to reunite their family or avenge their legacy. more so than this, both Pope and Denmark see the gold cross as a symbol of freedom. I mean, Denmark literally builds it into the walls of Freedman’s Church, and as Pope gets ready to take the cross back on the Coastal Venture, he says “the time where people do shit to us and we just sit back and take it is over.” once again, I’m probably missing so many parallels, but you get the gist.

so, in summary, whether it is intentional or not (and isn’t that always the question with the boat show lmao), a pattern has begun to develop. even though there is a shit ton of stuff going down each season, there are two major factors that define and drive the story: 

a family-centered conflict that one of the Pogues faces while the other Pogues rally around them

the parallels that exist between said Pogue and members of their family

if this pattern actually exists and i’m not just talking out of my ass, that means there are three possible driving forces for s3 – either JJ, Kiara, or Sarah. (side note: I don’t think we’ve had enough time for Cleo to be the center point of the season-wide conflict yet, but with more seasons, I think we’ll get there)

Sarah’s familial conflict feels different than the rest of the Pogues, and I don’t think it could be the center point of a single season as it currently stands. conflict with Ward is a theme for the entire show, and rededicating a season arc to it when it’s already a series-wide arc doesn’t seem plausible to me. on top of that, I don’t really think we’ll be seeing the same kinds of parallels between Sarah and Ward that we’ve seen between John B/Big John and Denmark/Pope. I think a Sarah-centric season would be REALLY interesting if we ever find out what happened to her mother, and if we see the parallels between Sarah’s conflict with Ward and her mother’s conflict with Ward (i’m assuming there’s conflict there because …. well, of course there was. it’s ward.) Unfortunately, due to what I know from bts and casting calls, I don’t think we’re meeting Sarah’s mother yet, and I don’t think an exploration of that conflict is going to happen in s3. 

similarly, I don’t think it’s JJ’s season quite yet. another little bts spoiler, but we’ll likely only see Luke in the very last episode, and as much as I hate him with every fiber of my being, he’s a major part of JJ’s characterization. I truly believe that we can’t get a well-rounded JJ-centric season without tying up the loose ends with Luke, and the send-off scene in s2 was never going to be enough. The single episode we’ll likely see him in during s3 is also not going to be enough to wrap everything up, and it’s sure as hell not going to be enough to drive the whole season (unless Luke actually comes back earlier, or JJ’s mom makes a reappearance but, once again, based on the stuff I’ve seen, I don’t think that will be the case in s3). 

So, that leaves Kiara. Between her parents cracking down on her even harder, the threat of Blue Ridge hanging over her, and the fact that she ended the season by undermining her parents to sneak out and go missing for an undetermined amount of time, I think Kiara is perfectly set up to be the center point of the conflict for s3 - and the bts i have seen and some of the casting calls all seem to line up with the theory of a Kiara-centric Season 3

coming right back from Poguelandia, I don’t think Kiara’s parents will threaten to send her to Blue Ridge right away (or at least i hope they won’t akdjfhas I know I have some misguided faith in them), but I’m kind of thinking there might be a time jump, and I wouldn’t put it past the Carreras to threaten Blue Ridge a few weeks/months after getting Kiara back. While there’s a non-zero chance the Pates might introduce a third (literal) pot of gold that somehow relates to the Carrera family fortune, I’m actively hoping, wishing, and praying against it. So, the option most likely to maintain my sanity for the next few months is the central conflict of the season revolving around Kiara and her parents. This is what the Pogues could rally around – keeping Kiara from Blue Ridge. That leaves the question, who could Kiara parallel in her s3 arc? 

Enter Anna Carrera. 

Anna would be in the unique place of being both the antagonist and the foil to Kiara’s story, but it seems like the most logical choice. There’s already a built-in parallel there – a Kook girl running around with Pogues? we’ve heard this one before. Taking this even further, we know that Anna fell in love with a Pogue, chose him over her family, and risked her entire future for him. She might not act like it now, but a few years back, Anna was in the same exact position as her daughter. Since we know s3 is going to explore Jiara (thank you Josh Pate for confirming that so early on and quelling the insanity of my mind for at least a little bit), isn’t that the perfect way to create a parallel? 

then, with Luke coming back into the picture late in s3, we have the opportunity for a JJ-centric s4. 

anyway. let me lose my mind over this for the next few months. 

#outer banks #obx #jiara #obx spoilers #kind of? #i don't know anything i'm just making shit up lmao #but there is some talk of bts in here so #season 3 spec #annie rants #i don't know anything #anyways #this is an official manifestation for an s7 wheezie centric season #this post is all over the fucking place adskjfhlaksdjf my train of thought is a rollercoaster #i promise i thought i had a point when i started this but now it's just word vomit #am i reaching with most of this? yeah yeah I am #but don't worry i stretched before the reach #i think thematically it would have been easiest to make season 2 the JJ centric season since the build up with his father was all there #i kind of appreciate that they didn't do that in a weird way #as much as i want to see the jj/luke conflict play out #and as much as i really think they didn't do that conflict justice in s2 #Pope needed that development and it need to be personal for him #and I firmly believe we'll revisit jj/luke in s4 #also this whole thing just makes me so excited for kiara hours #s3 is always the best season of a show #and if the s3 prophecy holds it's weight with obx....... wooo #best girl best season? count me in #anyways it's also interesting to note that both pope and john b ultimately failed at their goals #john b didn't get the gold or his father back pope didn't ge the cross #does that mean Kiara's gonna end up at Blue Ridge? idk #I don't want her at Blue Ridge but there's a part of me that has accepted it as inevitable

[lab-trash]

Yknow, I'm genuinely surprised there hasn't been some sort of weird horror/adult adaptation of The Magic Tree House.

Like, an It style thing. And I don't know why that surprises me. The books weren't particularly scary, and I don't know if I ever read the origins book, so I don't know how it ended up there or why those kids are there in it all the time.

But it's still really weird to me. Like, it feels like the perfect recipe for some sort of weird, dystopian horror. An isekai horror, if you will. These two early-to-mid teenagers getting shoved into the past or future or different dimension or however you have it. And they need to get home or whatever.

#and there's some gay subtext because we deserve it #a peek into my dumbass brain #it #magic tree house #wtf are their names #just a second #gotta look at a wiki page #they don't have last names??? #apparently it's just jack and annie #and they're like 8 #they're fucking children #i know that in the og it they were like 9 but still holy shit #i haven't read the books in years #but like #just look #the concept of a by the book nerd dating a literal magic being is my favourite thing and that'd be a cool thing to include #trash talks #trash rants

[judasisgayriot]

baseball, forgiveness, terrible communication skills

#heroesedit #primatech #peter petrelli #nathan petrelli #heroes nbc #heroes #how to stop an exploding love #meant to do something extraordinary #am i an angel or a monster #anni edits #nbc heroes #like as an avowed nathan apologist ofc i wanna be like haters step off but. lol this conversation is just SO funny to me #nathan literally just apologise. LITERALLY JUST APOLOGISE. forgive each other? peter did not do anything wrong lol #i mean obv i wanted them to reconcile but the writing is just. they don't get to actually talk this out properly #they should have had more of a discussion about this and hashed it out more and #talked about the shit nathan ACTUALLY did in service of his hypocritical self loathing lol #and have him apologise #but like most of s3 the scenes just...aint there lol. i rly do pin it on the writing of this chaotic af season #but anyway yeah talk about the shit that matters and not this lmao. #peter pulling out this petty argument about a baseball game when he was SIX YEARS OLD and barely sentient is sooo funny #king being this petty about stuff that happened 20 years ago isnt rly helping is it #me a non america: who the fuck is mookie wilson. what is playoffs. why are we so angry about this. lmao #anyway. fucking terrible communication both of you well done. great talk. except not #give me more scenes where they actually talk about everything that went down and then peter can find the capacity for forgiveness PROPERLY #i hate s3 lol did u kno? missed potential city man #anyway this convo is funny tho. it IS funny. #nathan apologise challenge (impossible) #heroes season 3

[ciderjacks]

when you are in a fandom and find yourself less interested or sympathetic towards the female characters i think you should do the genderbend test. the genderbend test means u just imagine her as a male character for a second. same exact character, but genders are reversed. Would you like him, or would you feel the same way. you have to be honest with yourself bc this is an important way to figure out if the writing is misogynistic, or if you are.

#misogyny #fandom misogyny #occasionally it can be both #is this post directed at certain ppl in the community fandom who talk shit about annies writing ? no hahahaha of course not why woukd it be #obviously dan harmon is at fault he didnt give her complexities im definitely not just ignoring her character #not even to say dan harmons writing isn’t often misogynistic but Come On

[bruhstories]

i understand that ozai is the worst person on this planet, but can we all agree that he's... you know... kinda fine?

#annie talks shit #i first watched atla about 12 ish years ago? #actually 14 years ago #and i've had the hots for ozai since #like bruh that man is an egotistical narcissistic maniac who us most definitely willing to sell his own family for a crumb of attention #but i would ABSOLUTELY ride him into the abyss #and i normally stay away from atla fanfiction #but ddk made ozai even hotter #and i just #need to #write a smut #god save me #atla #fire lord ozai

[anniesocsandgeneralstore]

thief!rhett (but make it medieval, Robin Hood style)

THIS!!! I NEED THIS!!! Please?!?!?!

let me tell a little story then, Vee...it all started when I made this moodboard for my 27th birthday celebration a few months ago...

And I got the idea that Tess helps run her family's tavern/inn in the little village of Wabang, between the old forest and the capital city of whatever made-up kingdom we're in. One stormy night a handsome rogue stumbles into the tavern looking for food and lodging. Only he's injured and bleeding onto their cobblestone floors. Tessa, not exactly wanting this mysterious man to die on their property, forces him up into her room so she can tend to his wounds. The rogue has never been met with such kindness in all his life. He deliriously mumbles in his sleep about her being an angel and it makes her blush. So the next day, when the tax collector comes to call on the tavern only a few days after collecting previously, taking nearly all the Abernathy's have, the rogue decides to steal from the rich and give to the poor.

The Abernathy tavern becomes the rogue's hideout when he's running from the law and just his place of good rest and meal when he needs it. Not to mention, Tessa becomes a source of respite all on her own for him.

#annie answers #vee tag #lets talk about aus night #its official ive given it a name after such a shit day #rhett abbott #thief!rhett au

[ithinkheknowss]

I'm at a bar with friends and it's a cute vintage space i would otherwise enjoy but i got up at 6am and i wanna sleep and I'm stuck with them cause the car's not mine and I'm in another city and I'm dependent on them

#srsly feeling too old for this shit #annie talks

[quiveringdeer]

idk where it came from but I have this really specific headcanon of Annie being a lesbian and the first person she came out to was bertholdt like Annie is probably really distraught from all this confusion abt her sexuality and it’s the first time Bert has ever seen her cry and he’s trying his best to comfort her and kinda doing a bad job in some peoples opinion but Annie isn’t the best at crying or expressing her emotions so to her, it’s kinda comforting that Bert is also not really good at this as well and Annie just goes “you don’t understand bertholdt, I like girls!” And she says this like it’s a bad thing (comphet is a bitch) and bertholdt is just like “….I mean I like girls too?” And Annie laughs and yeah I just love them :')

NONNIE THUS IS BEAUTIMUS!!!!! 10000000/10! PHENOMENAL!!!

my brook is curled on my hand in a way that makes typing difficult but damn it I must add my thoughts!!!

Bertie has such a big heart and great empathy but is absolutely terrible at knowing how to express that all!! Even with people he does so with often like Rei or Pieck. So Annie coming to HIM with all this, has him spiraling trynna figure out how best to comfort her. Cause as you said, he's never so much as seen her cry before.

She's so overcome with emotions it's also hard for him to parse out what she's rambling about but he's rubbing her back--if she is okay with that. Then she blurts out that statement and!!!!

THAT IS EXACTLY HIS RESPONSE!!! IT'S PERFECT!!

My brain was lining him up to say something so similar too! I feel like even if Bert, in this moment, isn't super knowledgeable or knows anyone else with differing sexual identities, he's such a supportive person that of course he's gonna accept it!

I firmly believe that this is the case even if he happens to be harboring any type of crush or romantic feelings for her at the time. Bert is a good person and at the end of the day he's firstly, honored that Annie would feel safe enough to breakdown in front of him and share all this. And secondly, loves and cares for her in a way that wishes to hold up her happiness as the most important thing. So, whether she knew of his feelings or not ((we know she probably did cause he's only just mildly better at hiding things than Reiner, which isn't much lmao)) he's not gonna bring that up in any weird way then or in the future.

When she laughs at his lil joke offering, he relaxes and ends up fully hugging her. And you know he gives great hugs!! His chin rests on the top of her head and he gives her a firm squeeze. "I'm happy you're discovering more about yourself and felt comfortable enough to share with me. I'll always be one of your biggest supporters, Annie."

#annie leonhardt #annie headcanons #bertholdt headcanons #bertholdt hoover #platonic beruani #i love them all soooooo much!!!!! #isayama give us more backstory and insight into the warriors this instant!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭 #lesbian annie for the win!! #and damn i feel that dumb comphet shit too #it's a constant struggle but our girl is gonna have such great support!!! #it's what she deserves!!!! #it's what any and all of us deserve! #nat writes #nat talks aot #aot #aot meta #nonnie #answered asks

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

Well it’s good to hear that!

And as for the suggestion itself: if you’ve heard of Puella Magi Madoka Magica before, you should know what its deal is. If not, I don’t want to get too deep into explaining and risk spoiling you, but it’s a magical girl show and it’s very tragic and very gay and also I’ve had fun drawing parallels between Shin Soukoku and the main couple of the show. They’re definitely not completely similar but an AU could work, y’know? Plus the doomed yuri is fun as its own ship.

It’s also my favorite anime/manga ever, out of the three series that I’ve finished/am still a fan of and the several that I’ve at least watched. (With BSD as a fairly close second. And Fullmetal Alchemist in third.)

About the only downside I can see is that it’s dark and tragic and probably the worst kind of anime “double feature” to watch alongside Link Click, if what I’ve heard about that show is accurate. But it’s still amazing and you seem like a Cool Person in my eyes so naturally I had to recommend my favorite show to you!

You had me at doomed yuri

#one thing abt me is I love tragic shit #make me Feel Things #I actually have heard a few mutuals talk abt this and have been meaning to look into it! #also omg you think I’m cool :) #thanks <3 #annies asks

[3mbryz]

rewatching aot from the beginning while i style some cosplay wigs and oh my god???

i never see anyone talk about how reiner and bertholdt were children when they destroyed the wall and took down shiganshina.

they were literal children. like around 7-8 years old. (if i'm remembering correctly)

they were not even preteens yet, not even 10, and were sent away from home on their own to destroy the wall, subsequently killing hundreds of people. and then they had to infiltrate the military, and ended up having to kill even more people there.

not to mention that even after it all, reiner was the only one to make it back. marcel and bertholdt died, and annie was in her crystal in custody of the military police.

the warriors trauma (specifically the fall of shiganshina) is extremely overshadowed

#i literally never see anyone talk about how young they were when they destroyed the wall and how traumatized they must have been? #like holy shit #get these kids some therapy #ESPECIALLY REINER #aot #attack on titan #snk #shingeki no kyojin #reiner braun #bertholdt hoover #annie leonhart #marley warriors #i want to give reiner a hug :(