#and i wont stand for it

[strangeswift]

Just saw a M*levin claim that You Are In Love by Dr. Taylor Swift is a M*levin song and I think I'm having an allergic reaction to how incredibly wrong they are.

Yeah okay bestie.

#are you actually kidding me #its literally their talk in wills bedroom #aka mikes veiled confession #youre my best friend??? #literally go away AND ALSO if anyone claims that ANY t.s. love song is ab melvin i will send bees to your location #and the bees are mad #because that is an INSULT to Queen Taylor Swift to say that her songs parallel the actual WORST ship #and i wont stand for it #i simply wont #byler

[chronicsyd]

I gotta add one more thing to the whole thing that I find Absolutely boggling is that NONE of yall had this attitude when it came to Sasha from Amphibia. and I KNOW that She-ra/Owl House/and Amphibia are three of the fandoms where I generally find the same people talking/most crossover/whatever you wanna call it cause Sasha Also didn’t have a long redemption arc (in fact MOST of it happened off screen) however I see Zero complaints when it comes to Sasha. Yes, Anne says she’s “done being friends with her” but then does a pretty quick 180 once she lands herself back in Amphibia and its Sasha who spends most of  ‘Commander Anne’ letting Anne call the shots and being overly cautious around her. 

(ykw? this seems like a Perfect time to call out The Owl House fandom for yalls treatment of Amity after ‘Reaching Out’ cause Amity had Every Right to be upset at Luz for constantly lying to her. cause this is just Constantly proving my point of yall sapphics Only want perfectly perfect relationships no matter what's happening and that's an issue) 

I’m not done talking about this and am gonna come back to it but some of yall are Seriously starting to piss me off. 

#shera #SheRa and the Princesses of Power #amphibia #catra #sasha #catra redemption #sasha redemption #redemption arcs #lumity #you guys treated amity poorly #and i wont stand for it #enemies to lovers #rivals to lovers #no im not done with this #anticatradora get out of here #im not for you like even in the slightest

[tshortik]

[I give her little bat nose a kiss and she promptly bites off my nose]

#lae'zel #laezel #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #i LOVE her and i wont stand for laezel slander #we love a bad bitch

[cemeterything]

idc about "toxic traits" or "red flags" whats your fatal flaw

#🐉 #in the interest of sharing mine is that i cant stand to not be who i say i am #which means that i refuse to expect anyone to do anything im not willing to do myself #and if anyone tries to call my bluff ill do anything to prove them wrong #'haha you wont do it' is like a sleeper agent activation phrase for me #you dont have to share your fatal flaws in the tags though this is first and foremost a sillypost

[robotpussy]

#polls #personally i dont like it but thats only because i dont like fandom. the type of stuff that gets the most attention #in fandom usually just annoys me idk. how to explain it in a way that wont come off as me saying #fanfic or whatever is evil its just the fact that it just bombards alot of the conversations? #i prefer it when the thing i like has 10 fans and theyre all on one message board or forum #like for example mtvs downtown is getting popular but apart from annoying #'me and the mid nerd guy i copped by being weird and sexy' posts its not awful.... #but then smth like... clone high or smth i suddenly cant remember ppl just got so annoying abt that show?? #like i cant stand it i dont even bother watching it anymore plus its just weird to me now like i can't watch it regardless #im just rambling but personally i do not like it. like i dont want what i like to get a revival #i dont want anything new! i just want to enjoy the thing and move on 😭 #fandom seems to prioritize shipping and memes over evaluating or simply just enjoying something! #this goes for anything. music film tv books....

[bruciemilf]

I wonder how many times Clark and the batkids + Alfred revived Bruce with the Lazarus Pit and just never told him abt it

#he pieces it together later but i mean. its so hard for him to miss now that hes looking back at it #like why is he always always always cold with a turtleneck on and heating blasting #why is his appetite so scarce? how come his sleep deprived body withstands hours - sometimes DAYS - of patrol #and functions perfectly? how come time passes by but he stays the same? why wont clark and dick stop giving gim #*him looks of loving grief? #why does harley slam her fists on her head when she sees him? ' no no no you're gone. you're GONE. I KNOW you are!' #why does selina smile at him with such heavy pity ' sorry bruce. i don't do ghosts' #bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #batman #batfamily #clark kent #dick grayson #jason todd #bc they def exclude the cloning. they dont want another bruce. they want THEIR bruce. tim #like can you imagine jason getting up in tim's face and just ' if you're not gonna stand by us then stay out of our way' #dark bruce? tired. dark BATKIDS? sign me the FUCK up #batdad #text

[watercubebee]

Because of this below...

AHDAHDVCAHDVJAVDJHAVDKJCASCABDHBAHDBCAHDCA

#Dream in the back like “Stay away” vibes KJASDVKBAKDSVBAVBAKJDBVJKARBAKDB AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #i cant use that much brown.... #brown.... #AHBDHABDV #its almost like i don know how to drawn them anymore.... #or more like #my hands feels weird but not in a bad way #i think #kadbvkjabdvjnajfvbakdva #dreamling #dream of the endless #hob gadling #awua #would you buy a drink to Hob if u noticed a man with menacing vibes standing behind him? #i dont go to bars or pubs so obvs i wont do it because #i simply dont go out LSSBFVJSFNADLVNALFKVNALDVAKDVNAKLDVLA #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i've been asked multiple times for Awake Barnaby so instead you get messy lights out Laughingstock doodles

#featuring the moment everyone found out he was awake #poor dude woke up w/ his arm missing and got Tackled full-speed by 8ft of manic caterpillar #in my mind after howdy stops his 'holy shit youre up' ramble #he suddenly goes dead serious and grabs barn by the lapels and essentially goes 'say something funny. do it. now. make me laugh' #barnaby stammers out the Worst joke of his life #and howdy laughs so hard he stops making noise & just. collapses. wheezing #poor dude's lost it... #meanwhile wally is standing there buffering bc uhhhhhh He Hasnt Spoken To Barnaby In Decades #and is trying to remember their dynamic / how to act around him #wh lights out au #scribble salad #and then we've got a moment from act two!!! yippee!!!! #i wont say anything about whats going on beyond the obvious in that scribble

[aroaceleovaldez]

Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.

Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.

Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.

Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.

#pjo #percy jackson #nico di angelo #Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?'' #and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus #but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3'' #and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to'' #only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it #and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book #Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out'' #Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.'' #''this has been so bad for my health'' #Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested. #Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him'' #Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him. #and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE #though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it. #he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure'' #nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards. #which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for

[gammija]

he would not say that, podcast/book edition:

#thin martins.... #joos yaps #now that this post has a few reblogs: its fun to read the tags #most fun ones are where its clearly personal taste #ill add a few more petty ones of my own; #elias does not have eye earrings. he has eye cufflinks at best otherwise he dresses like the boring bureaucrat he is #used to be for emo/grungy jon but i was worn down and will now begrudgingly accept it as a phase in uni #(though he was Not In A Band. i stand by that) #for all of the latter ones i hope its clear i dont personally mind if people make fanworks which disagree. but they're wrong/j #thin martins are annoying on another level which ive gone into before and wont do now #oh right blond hair/blue eyed martin. no. #and any jon with a small anime nose isnt jon #again want to be clear: apart from thin martin this is all a matter of taste and in good fun plz keep drawing ostentatious eliasses

[sourfrootz]

gay people are real

#i probably wont have time to make somethinf better so a doodle for now #anyways happy pride month fellas !!!!!!! #the t in lgbt stands for tSonic the hedgehog #sonic the hedgehog #sonic #sonic fanart #my art #doodles #pride #he is so transgender and aroace btw

[sixteenthchapel]

chatting with @celestialkiri who suggested what would happen if their reader Sophie crossed paths with my own Wukong 🤔he simply would not stand to learn he may not be the one and only most special boy

#alksdf it was too funny i had to draw them #monkey wont stand for this he has to be the best #jttw x reader #celestialkiri #jttw doodles #jttw tag #sun wukong

[fauvester]

little moshang fan kid <3

spoiled, aloof, a bit of a bitch, terminally 'weak constitution'-ed, lowkey lazy, prefers reading his dailies in the office and pretending to do paperwork to fighting

#svsss #moshang #he DOES grow up and becomes a respectable demon prince eventually. but hes a cold disinterested spoiled brat as a teen #shang qinghua rides his ass because he KNOWS that hes slacking on the paperwork that hes pretending to do #but unfortunately thats His Baby and he cant be TOO strict (this attitude not extended towards binghe... sad) #crawling out of mirrors like The Grunge to scare the transmigrated soul out of uncle sqq #he got his love of shiny shiny jangly accessories from aunt sha hualing #when he was a baby everyone in court was trying to poison him for political reasons #but didnt realize that since hes only half demon full demon poisons wont kill him #so for years moshang just thought their kid had like. horrible IBS. lack toast and tolerance that almost kills you #and even now as a young man hes like.... ah... sadly my body is too frail to go on ceremonial monster hunts with father.. #my greatest love language for a series..... making fankids #his fighting style is Very elegantly avoiding all attacks. poor MBJ like JUST STAND TALL AND TAKE A HIT LIKE A FUTURE DEMON KING #his poor firstborn son like Why would I do that. getting beaten up is very unpleasant. i would personally like to avoid that

[gummi-ships]

Kingdom Hearts 0.2 Birth by Sleep - A Fragmentary Passage - Forest of Thorns

#kingdom hearts 0.2 birth by sleep a fragmentary passage #kh0.2 #forest of thorns #enchanted dominion #realm of darkness #scenery #my gif #it's cool to see this world become more gnarled and dismal as you progress #vines constantly shoot out of the ground to block your path as if this forest is alive in some way #and the further you go the more darksides you encounter #you'll have to fight the ones standing in your way but there are so many more that are just lurking on the sidelines #they wont attack you even if you get close. instead they'll just stand by and watch you delve deeper into the forest #you can see their heads turn to follow your movement as you walk past them it's kind of spooky #can't help but wonder why so many are grouping up here it's really unusual #for the most part they seem peaceful but there are a few that lunge at you unexpectedly #very cool world i love wandering around here

[turrondeluxe]

Ronin Mikey and turtle babies AU!!!

#i love them so much #mikey and little turtles!!!!!!! #mikey scapes with them because he just cant stand seeing the babies existing only as child soldiers #he cant #after all him and his brother went through the same fate #he wont let the babies have the same end as his brothers #he refuses #they live in the home mikey found when going up the mountains in japan #i like to think that after a few years of taking care of the babies mikey starts being his optimistic and playful self again to some extent #taking care of the little ones help with that #he just sees so much of his brothers in them #tmnt #tmnt michelangelo #tmnt mikey #tmnt the last ronin #the last ronin lost years #tmnt uno #tmnt odyn #tmnt moja #tmnt yi #my art #doodles #peepaw and babies au

[starrysharks]

evilution

#zeno's art #ocs #reassassination #octavia krankenstein #dr krankenstein #i still need to go back and change all the tags ughhhhh #anyway just drawing them standing there for the 18 billionth time #iwant to fully understand their (specifcally krank's) designs #of course octavia is perfect and only recieved tiny changes #meanwhile with krank im trying to make him look a LOT more dishevelled #his old design didn't have much personality #but i tried to give more of a “don't care” feeling to his apperance (oversized coat + baggy pants + stupid slippers) #to show that he only cares about his work and his own appearance is unimportant #its also an irony because (mini spoiler) he cared a lot about his appearance in the past lol #i wont go into detail on that ;-) #well anyway he has a funky new hairstyle now #the top half of him is basically final. im just wrangling the outfit now #also i do not know how tall he should actually be #octavia is like 5 foot 6 and krank was originally 6 foot 3 but i want him to be kind of awkwardly tall #not like 7 foot tall just tall to the point where he towers over nearly everyone #kind of adds to his hunchbacked awkwardness #ah well anyway pleasepleasplease let me know what you GENUINELY think of the designs i want to hear HATE and CRITIQUE