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milkcioccolato · 5 months
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“A Night Out” Page 14
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Rando: wassup bbg?😏
Obi-wan: dude would you mind? Can’t you see I’m trying to get into my historical crush’s pants?
Maul: *hissy cat noises*
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dannydevitosdiary · 7 months
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Ok well to be fair he was always like this
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otterlyart · 4 months
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When you find out.
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Our boy really did the anime “tch” and immediately got hit by the karmic retribution bat, huh?
Which kickstarted the whole Belos possession slope because of that one finger cut
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pharawee · 3 months
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"The organs of an athlete whose body is still strong like you. You know what? The price is as good as those Alpha specials."
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noodl3s4dayz · 2 months
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guess who did another lineless paint— *BONK*
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every time I think abt Multiplication (the episode, not math) I’m just stuck thinking abt how they all just left Nino standing there like lmaoooo dude
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m4rscreek · 10 months
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RIP specifically to that one guy in BES who Fowler made eat that cottage cheese. Imagine going your whole life thinking drinking cow milk is insane and then one day you eat it for the first time, poor dude probably was so sick after.
On that note does Fowler have any concept of lactose intolerance? Do you think he thinks it's a normal thing for everyone to be able to digest that?
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mechateeth · 9 months
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Anatomy fun time with Comic Miguel Obsessed with how incredibly inconvenient these things are for him.
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lesbianwriter · 3 months
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Hello there! May we have a villain obsessed over not just hero, but her girlfriend as well? I find the concept of a villain obsessed with both parts of a pair really interesting. Thank you!
“Isn’t she such a darling little thing?”
Villain ran her finger along a picture of Civilian at the animal shelter, cradling and feeding a kitten. One of many, many photos tacked onto Villain’s board with a heart-shaped push pin, a bloody red color as violent as Villain’s desire for poor, sweet Civilian.
She ran her finger along a photo of Hero next to it, smiling.
Unlike other villains, who would have been vengeful if they discovered their enemy had a girlfriend—maybe even going so far as to harm said person—when Villain discovered Hero’s girlfriend, she was struck by Cupid’s arrow and knew in her heart that wanted both of them. Hero, with her intensity and passion, with years of fights, jagged scars and tender bruises. Civilian, with her soft gaze and sweet nature. Surely Civilian could learn to look at Villain with kindness and love, as she did with those kittens and puppies in the shelter. Surely Hero would learn to love her, too—learn to see her scars, her faults, and love her for it instead of condemn her.
“Villain, I think you’re taking it just a little too far.” Henchman said, as he looked at the board. “Why do you need so many photos of them?”
“It’s called manifesting, Henchman.” Villain pouted, glaring back at her subordinate.
He didn’t understand love.
Not how she did.
It seemed nobody understood love how she did. Nobody was as passionate as her about love.
“It’s stalkerish.”
“We’re villains, do you put it past me?” She sighed. Of course, count on Henchman to throw a wrench in her fun.
He’d been that way since they were kids. Henchman was a shepherd trying to tame a wolf. Yet he stayed, and as much as Villain tried to find out why he hadn’t left, he never gave her a definitive answer—nothing deep, nothing meaningful, nothing Villain could scour for meaning. None of the fluff and flowery words that Villain loved, like in the fairytale books she’s pored over as a kid.
“…no, not really.” He sighed stepped closer to the board, his brown eyes taking in all the photos of Hero and Civilian. “So, what’s your grand plan? Kidnap the both of them?”
“Exactly.” Villain smiled, clapping her hands together at the idea.
Hero and Civilian would still love each other, then they’d love Villain too, and they’d all be in love together.
It would be a bumpy road, but it would be worth it. Hero would fight. She would struggle and claw and kick, and that’s because she was passionate—she had passion, as Villain had passion for love and all things romantic, and all Villain had to do was harness that passion…turn the fighting spirit into affection.
After all their battles, all their scars, Villain could hold Hero close without hurting her.
That’s all she wanted.
Hero just didn’t ever let it happen, because she was stubborn, because she didn’t trust Villain. However, she would fix that. The bruises would turn into something more romantic and symbolic than mere wounds—they’d be a testament of their love, they’d be a violent delight.
Oh, and sweet, precious Civilian…a normal girl who worked at an animal shelter, tending to animals in need. Villain wanted to be cared for that way, looked at with kindness, instead of given judgmental looks from others who deemed her insane…she would show Civilian her vulnerabilities, and surely Civilian would make a space, even a tiny nook, for her in that beautiful heart.
Civilian could make her feel normal, make her feel loved.
Was it wrong for Villain to merely want to spread love? The plan was all laid out. The tactics, the words she’d say to them…all of it was planned and orchestrated so that she could win them over.
Henchman looked at Villain, his eyebrows furrowed. “I don’t like that look on your face. That means you’re planning something bad, and it’s going to blow up in your face, and I’ll have to comfort you while you cry into my shoulder, even though I warned you.”
“Why are you being so unsupportive today?” Villain glared, her smile fading. “I don’t force you to be here. You could leave if you wanted to. I know you think I’m crazy, so why bother with me?”
Henchman’s look was as cold and pointed as a knife. “Villain, this isn’t going to fix the past. This obsession isn’t going to help you get better, it isn’t going to erase what happened, it won’t fill that hole inside of you.”
“You don’t know that.” Villain stared at Henchman.
He was wrong. Everybody was wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. Nobody understood her, her love, her heart.
Hero’s and Civilian’s love couldn’t erase the past, but it could prove something—it could prove that despite what everyone said, she could be loved.
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thatbender · 1 year
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All the best wishes to Knighter 🫶🏼💖
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inkingtwice · 1 year
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taking a moment to appreciate how truly wrecked Dream looks in these shots
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ladyartemesia · 8 months
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You guys remember when BTS did a photo shoot with TXT and Namjoon said the rap line should do a Cypher with Yeonjun right in front of Tae’s salad.
I think about that a lot.
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thatkirbynerd · 2 months
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My rotting flesh of a thing <3
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shuttershocky · 2 months
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Huh, apparently Lasengle did something neat, and if you borrow a friend's Iori and your account hasn't cleared the collab, his NP is locked and the name hidden
I'm going to be that bitch and say what would have actually been neat is not having a FSR collab 3 months into FSR's release
Also what's the point of locking his NP and keeping it hidden if you haven't done the collab when his announcement came with his NP and spoiled the best part of Samurai Remnant for everyone watching lol
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