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glitterxfemme · 9 months

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FUCK

#ok this is hot but i CANT stop thinking about that one audio that’s like #and i quote:#My small breasts and my little frame and my sweet little girl voice it exudes #something in people that is extremely passionate and tantalizing. & I swear to #god all your men fantasize about me and wonder what it’s like to be with someone as small as I am #you know the one from tik tok #LIKE AHAHAHAHEHAHDHWJDB #the absolute LAST thing i wanna do is be one of those girls who’s like hey im so small #but there’s something about having a partner that’s just bigger and stronger than me that UFHEHDHEJD gets me

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murderballadeer · 7 months

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professors will be like "just come to my office hours" and then their office hours will be one singular office hour per week, during one of your other classes, and fully booked until november

#i asked him if i could make an appointment at another time and he said #and i quote:#''i divide my time into 25 minute chunks and every chunk is taken until the end of the semester''#like whatever i guess i'll make it through without asking my question but cmon man #soapbox

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applepies-and-starlight · 3 months

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Sometimes I think back to that one time I was in a discord rp where I was planning out a scene and everything with a big reveal and everything but right as I was about to do it the person who rped with me just dipped and was barely even sorry about it (edit: now that I've read the chatlogs I don't even think they were sorry...)

(The reveal scene happened eventually, but it was so underwhelming that it's stuck with me by virtue of being bland lmao)

#void screaming #deadass the actual reveal just went #“so you're not human right?” “...yeah.”#i had an entire idea with it complete with a “...you were not supposed to see this” joke #but the person i was rping with straight up dipped after they did their own char's reveal #and i quote:#“feel free to take [character] for that bit; but i'm tapped out of that scene”#i still seethe about this to this very day #i literally kept the scene open for them to continue but they had the aduacity to go “dunno if [character] is needed here”#IT'S OPEN DAMMIT #(if this post garners interest i may continur vagueposting about my shitty rp experiences)

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chaotically-genderfluid · 3 months

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Got my friend to watch LMK season 1!! My knowledge of what they think of the show goes as follows:

Red Son is emo or edgy, either one

Wukong is probably not cisgender

Also the shows cool I guess idk

#lmk #lego monkie kid #rambles #they said #and I quote:#he got that bigender swag #which I cannot argue with but STILL #friend watching lmk

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thehusbandoden · 9 months

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I'm making y/n so mean for Kiri's part 😬

But I feel like Kiri wouldn't be really mean and I gotta shatter hearts somehow so- sorry not sorry?

#And I quote:#“- you're so freaking annoying. Why can't you just be.. helpful for once?!”#yeeeeah idk what else to say but sorry #I'm sure you're lovely.. this isn't a jab at you #Promise <3 #chit chats #mha chit chats #ejiro kirishima #kirishima ejiro #mha kirishima #kirishima x reader #kirishima x reader angst #thehusbandoden

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lucidloving · 7 months

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@roach-works // Melissa Broder, "Problem Area" // Mary Oliver, "The Return" // @annavonsyfert // Koyoharu Gotouge, Demon Slayer // Haruki Murakami, Dance Dance Dance // David Levithan, How They Met and Other Stories // Tennessee Williams, Notebooks

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evidently-endless · 11 days

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i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

#i love reading your examples! however next person to be like um actually this exists?? it’s on sight #i know it exists. i think it’s fun. that’s why i think more people should do it.#sometimes i think the confessional style loses impact because everything has to be excavated from the depths of the soul #and somehow. confessional writing seems to be going with the most disaffected bland sound possible. odd.#i love deeply personal songs! i love when songs sound like they mean something to the artist!#something something wider issue of mining trauma and being performatively vulnerable for quote unquote content #idk i don’t have the actual knowledge to write about this well there’s just something not landing for me recently #mine

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bisexualvader · 1 month

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