#i get lost in the sauce thinking about this quote

[midnight-coffee94]

No single line has ever wrecked me as hard as this one from the Good Place and I think about it constantly

#the good place #i'm binge watching it again and it just takes me out so hard #i get lost in the sauce thinking about this quote #the idea that those who hurt you are capable of being better people and then seeing them change and grow just hits me right between the rib #who am i kidding it stabs me like the senators stabbed Caesar #anyway #icy does a tag ramble

[capseycartwright]

just kiss me slowly

tommy does this thing, when he kisses buck. to quote myself, i underestimated your rizz, tommy kinard. the two finger chin pull has been playing on my mind since the episode aired, and this pointless bit of fluff was born. buck and tommy are running circles in my head.

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Tommy does this thing, when he kisses Buck. Buck has kissed Tommy enough times in the past couple of weeks to know its a thing, and not just a fluke. He hasn't kissed Tommy enough that he's lost count (27 kisses - he's been counting because it still doesn't feel real, and every time he can add another kiss to the growing list of moments he lets himself linger in as he lies in bed at night, or sits in traffic on the way to work, is another reminder that this is real: that Tommy is real) but he's beginning to learn more about the way Tommy kisses, has begun to map the surface of Tommy's lips with his tongue.

He knows its a thing, is the point.

The first time Tommy had kissed him, he'd tugged Buck closer, two fingers pulling on Buck's chin as he'd pressed that chaste first kiss to Buck's lips. Buck had assumed that had been a heat of the moment sort of thing, Tommy tugging Buck closer so he could get his point across, but then it had happened again.

Tommy had come to pick Buck up, for their date. "Old fashioned," Buck had teased. Tommy had simply rolled his eyes in response, catching Buck's chin between his thumb and forefinger, pressing a brief kiss to Buck's surprised lips. "I didn't want to wait until after dinner to kiss you again," he had said, by way of explanation, and Buck had been in a haze the whole drive to the Italian place Tommy had suggested they grab dinner at. No one - no one had ever kissed him like that, pulling Buck closer with a gentle grasp, as though they didn't want to give him a chance to turn his head away.

Tommy liked to kiss Buck. Buck was learning that too. It was all so new for him, but Tommy was confident, a reassuring presence to - quite literally - lean on as he navigated his newfound bisexuality. Tommy had been thirty-one when he'd come out, he'd explained to Buck - so he understood. Understood why Buck had played their dinner off as a friendly thing, understood why Buck hadn't told Eddie yet, understood why Buck hadn't told anyone, yet, only his sister, and Hen. Understood why Buck was more at ease here, in the warmth of Tommy's apartment, than he was at a bar - for now, at least. Buck wasn't ashamed, he was just learning how to lean into this new part of himself.

Buck couldn't help but flush as he remembered the genuine look of pride on Tommy's face when he'd leaned into the other man's space that afternoon at the farmers market, listening intently as Tommy explained the benefits of using a certain kind of tomato to make pasta sauce - the way his mother had taught him to, growing up in New York. Buck had leaned against Tommy, enjoying the way colour rose in Tommy's cheeks as he'd done so.

He'd earned a reward for it too, Tommy using two gentle fingers to redirect Buck's face toward his own as they'd loaded the groceries in the trunk of Buck's jeep, pressing a brief kiss to Buck's waiting lips.

That was the thing, Tommy did - he touched Buck so gently, always redirecting Buck's mouth to exactly where he wanted it to be, and it made Buck melt right down into his sneakers. He'd - he'd just never had someone kiss him so reverently, before.

"If you think any harder, you'll give yourself a headache," Tommy murmured, glancing up from the sauce he was stirring. This version of Tommy was new to Buck - the version of Tommy in his own apartment, relaxed, shoes kicked off by the door, an unfamiliar jazz album playing over the record player in the living room - because of course Tommy had an actual fucking record player. Buck liked this version of Tommy. He was realising he liked all versions of Tommy, actually.

Buck could tell him. He could tell Tommy that the way he grabbed Buck so gently by the chin so often when he was going in for a kiss made his insides turn to goo. He could tell Tommy how good it felt to have someone want him like that, want to initiate kisses. He could tell Tommy that he had spent years of his life chasing other people's lips, desperate for the affection Tommy was already so freely offering him, a mere three and a half weeks into dating.

He could tell him all that, and Tommy probably wouldn't mind - but Buck wanted to keep the thought to himself, a little while longer. This thing with Tommy was so new, and it was good, but it still felt delicate, and Buck didn't want Tommy to stop the way he kissed Buck.

"I'm admiring you hard at work," Buck tilted his head slightly. It was still strange, to hear himself flirt so openly with another man, but he was getting used to it. He had to, really, when Tommy always responded to his flirting with a delighted grin, or laugh.

Tonight, Buck got both.

"C'mere," Tommy murmured, hand gentle on Buck's face as he caught Buck's chin between his thumb and forefinger, pressing a lingering kiss (28) and then a second (29) to Buck's mouth. "Just wait until you try the sauce. Then you're really going to want to kiss you."

As if Buck didn't spend every second of every day fantasising about kissing Tommy, like he was a horny teenage boy again. "Promises, promises."

Tommy rolled his eyes. "Make yourself useful and set the table," he pretended to order, but he wasn't moving, nose brushing against Buck's. He kissed him again (30) and then kissed the corner of Buck's mouth, right where Buck's grin was splitting his face in two, his delight so overwhelming he couldn't contain it.

Buck leaned into the embrace, cheek scruffy where he pressed it against the palm of Tommy's hand. "I'm glad we're doing this," he admitted. Kissing, dinner - dating. All of the above. Tommy could decide which one Buck had meant.

Tommy's grin was liquid fucking gold. "Me too, Evan."

#911 on abc #evan buckley #tommy kinard #buck x tommy #in which i ramble #in which lorna writes fic #theres no plot just kissin

[hekateinhell]

It's always interesting to me when I see the famous Armand/Lestat BC quote floating around because I feel like a lot of the context gets lost in the sauce (it is such an impactful passage, and I absolutely love it for several reasons).

We all know this line Armand delivers while Lestat, who according to himself doesn't bow down to God or the Devil, is on his knees, looking up at him:

“I have loved you more than any being in all the world whom I’ve ever loved. I have loved you more than Louis. I have loved you more even than Marius. And you have never given me your love.”

Which is not entirely breaking news, like at all. But it's what Armand says afterwards, as he's concluding his tirade, that holds much more weight to me:

“Yes, even now, I love you, as they all love you, your minions seeking just a smile or a nod or a quick touch of your hand. I love you like all those throughout this palace who are dreaming of drinking just a drop of your blood.”

For all intents and purposes, he's basically telling Lestat, "There is nothing special about my love for you anymore. In allowing what you have allowed to happen here, you have successfully destroyed the love I had for you that set you apart from everyone else."

Whether or not this is actually true, I don't think it's a thought Lestat's ever had to contend with, especially coming from Armand who has been shamelessly apparent with his affections for centuries. Lestat is a pursuer, he loves the chase, and he easily takes many of his closest loved ones for granted - that they will be there when he wants them.

So it really says a lot that in the same scene where Lestat has just recovered Louis, Gabrielle, and Marius (who have been presumed dead up to this point), he also shares this:

The only thought in my mind, the only image, the only idea, was of Armand, and how Armand would feel when he too could hold Marius like this and know that Marius lived, that Marius had been restored, that all of them were safe and secure, and using my strongest power I sent the word to him. I sent the news. And I sent my love to Armand with it.

tl;dr: I just think they're neat!

#their arch throughout canon is one of my favorite things #it's monday night guys and i'm just rambling anyway #armand #lestat de lioncourt #armand/lestat #vc #the vampire chronicles #quotes #mildly meta

[tabsters]

just got off one of the worst flights of my life and I'm too tired to write a proper zodiac oc post, so have incorrect quotes instead

in case anyone was wondering what happened on the flight: the flight attendants charged my dad for a singular bottle of water, there was a child behind me kicking my seat, another child in front of me kept looking behind her to stare at me, and my phone got stuck between two seats and I had to do complex yoga to get it out

anyway @mythicalmagical-monkeyman hope you enjoy the lols!!

previous posts are here

Libra: What’s up? I’m back. Scorpio: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead. Libra: Death is a social construct.

Leo: Croissants: dropped  Aquarius: Road: works ahead  Taurus: BBQ sauce: on my titties  Libra: Shavacado: fre  Gemini: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead  Cancer: Cancer: ...I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

Gemini: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective? Aries: crouches down Scorpio: kneels down Leo: sits on the floor Gemini: Gemini: I hate all of you.

Gemini: So, are you two friends?  Leo: Yes.  Aquarius: No.

Cop: What are your names?  Leo: Don't tell them, Sagittarius.  Cop, writing: Sagittarius...  Leo: Crap.  Sagittarius: Nice going, Leo.  Cop: Sagittarius: Uh oh.

Aquarius: sighs I have no friends… Pisces: Pisces: coughs Bitch, what am I? A roach?!

Sagittarius: But we’re friends! I was building up to calling you a nickname soon!  Aries: That’ll never happen! In fact, you just lost “Aries” privileges. From now on, you can call me by my last name or ‘Hey, you.’.  Sagittarius: Come on, Aries.  Aries: *glares*  Sagittarius: Come on, Hey you.” 

Aquarius: Where's Leo, Gemini, and Sagittarius?  Libra: They're playing hide and seek.  Aquarius: Where?  Libra: I don't think you get how this game works.

Virgo: Underestimate me. That'll be fun. 

Sagittarius: Your future self is talking shit about you right now.  Aquarius: Jokes on them. I'll ruin their fucking life.

Sagittarius: *sees Gemini and Ophiuchus together*  Sagittarius: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.  Libra: You mean... you ship them?

Aries: I wanna die.  Scorpio: We all do, you aren't special!

Cancer, answering the phone: Hello?  Aries: It’s Aries.  Cancer: What did he do this time?  Aries: No, it’s me, Aries. It’s actually me.  Cancer: What did you do this time?

Leo: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done?  Taurus: *sighs*  Taurus: I killed a man.

Gemini: WHO THE FUCK-  Virgo: Whoa, language!  Gemini: I speak fucking English!  Virgo: ... 

Cancer: What the hell were you thinking?  Gemini: I heard releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!  Cancer: You released OSTRICHES!

Sagittarius: I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Scorpio's phone number just by choosing random numbers. 

Leo: Am I right, Pisces?  Pisces: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening.

Sagittarius: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?  Aries: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?  Sagittarius: Yes.  Aries: I'd sleep.

Taurus: Wow, Capricorn, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.  Capricorn: We literally slept together yesterday.  Taurus: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

Leo: What are you in the mood for?  Libra: World domination.  Leo: That's a bit ambitious.  Libra: You are my world.  Leo: Aww...  Libra: Leo: Libra: Leo: OH.

Scorpio: You look good in that hoodie.  Pisces: You know where else I'd look good?  Scorpio, zero hesitation: My bed.  Pisces, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

Ophiuchus: I feel like doing something stupid.  Gemini: I’m stupid, do me.

Virgo: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.  Cancer: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to his knees and sob while apologizing profusely*  Virgo: That one. I want that one.

Aquarius: IS THERE ANYTHING BETTER THAN PUSSY???? Cetus: YES, A REALLY GOOD BOOK! (Aro & Ace solidarity fr)

anyway, yep, that was a large amount of incorrect quotes, I am done now

all of these interactions are canon by the way! if you want the context for any of them I will be more than happy to explain

#oc #oc memes #zodiac #zodiacs #zodiac sign #zodiac signs #zodiac memes #zodiac incorrect quotes

[pretensesoup]

Queer books, day 31/30

Turns out I like writing about books in this format, but I read a lot more slowly than I write.

I asked on Mastodon for everyone's favorite romance novels with an NB character in them. Partly because I'm in the process of writing my own NB character and I wanted to see how other people had dealt with sex scenes (in the anatomic sense). Partly because I just wanted to see how anyone else conceptualized nonbinaryness*. That request led me to Sword Dance by AJ Demas. It only sort of answers my questions, but that's okay because it's amazing.

In an alternative version of the Mediterranean, Damiskos is an ex-soldier (now disabled) and current quartermaster who has been sent to visit an old friend (Nione) to secure a contract for fish sauce. At her house, he meets: a bunch of tedious philosophers led by Eurydemos (who seems to preach a very anti-alien, anti-LGBTQ agenda, and yet is writing poems for...), Varazda (a sword dancer and eunuch from Zash, another country in which Damiskos was once stationed and for which he harbors a deep affection), Varazda's "owner" Aristokles, and a few others. Quickly, Damiskos surmises that all is not as it seems--first, he foils an attempt on Varazda's life, and it becomes apparent that the relationship between Varazda and Aristokles may be a lie--in fact, they are conspiring to hide something far greater than the fact that Varazda is not actually a slave. Soon, Damiskos is teaming up with Varazda to solve a murder, then to avert a war and recapture Nione's villa from the philosophers. Oh, and falling in love.

Varazda is an interesting character. He (Damiskos's POV is the only one we get, and he uses male pronouns for him, although he says he thinks of himself as both male and female) was made a eunuch after his father lost a military engagement of some kind. He was then enslaved for a while, until he was sent to the Zashian embassy in Boukos, and then he was freed. This is obviously a major source of trauma, and Damiskos is in a unique place to appreciate that because of his time in Zash. As a result, Damiskos is extremely careful in their nascent relationship to let Varazda lead. Their relationship is very sweet in part because of this deference, and they deal with consent very well.

Key quote: (Varazda has been discussing how he doesn't always achieve an erection because of being a eunuch.)

Rather boldly, Damiskos said, "Want to see if we can make it happen again?" Varazda looked up in surprise. "What--right now?" "Yes, of course right now! Immortal gods. We're sitting on your bed, talking about how beautiful you are and whether or not you like sex--it's surprising I even need to say anything." "I am literally a eunuch, First Spear." After that they were both laughing...

As you might have guessed from the summary above, this is a world in which there is violence, homophobia/transphobia, and slavery, including sexual slavery. Women have some rights to own property, but they aren't voting citizens. The implication, reading between the lines, is that in the world generally, same-sex couples aren't too uncommon, and it's just Eurydemos's students who have a problem with them. (Eurydemos and his students reminded me a bit of Socrates and Plato, but of course Plato doesn't care that much about same-sex relationships, c.f. that one story from Symposium that got turned into a song from Hedwig and the Angry Inch. But I've been privileged to hear some angry Jesse rants about Plato since doing the podcast, and it reminded me of that. Anyway, as Plato says a lot, philosophers with bad opinions were a dime a dozen back in Athens, so.) Also, warning for explicit on-page sex.

*: Is Varazda nonbinary or is he gender fluid? I don't know. At one point, he says, "I never really think of myself as a man, but most of the time I'm quite happy for other people to think of me that way." Elsewhere, he implies that he doesn't want to be neither male or female, so he tries to be both. Maybe genderfluid is a better word for him. Maybe he can't articulate exactly how he feels, because he's not speaking to Damiskos in his first language, or because there isn't a word for how he feels. Either way, I enjoyed the way the character was portrayed.

That's it. Lots of action/plot, a good amount of romance, very engaging, love the setting. 10/10, go read it.

#pride #queer books #thirty days of books #lgbtq books #book review #queer fiction #lgbtq fiction #novel #aj demas #sword dance #alternative history #greek-adjacent #disability rep #nonbinary romance

[i-bring-crack]

Ive made some incorrect quotes for anyone wondering how I characterize the angels and demons:

Raphael to Satan: God, you are such an anti vaxxer.

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Raziel: For fucks sake I gave them Issac Newton and Einstein what more do they want?!

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Maalik: I AM good, just not to you darling. Your only redeemable quality is that you can die, so you should.

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Satan: Last night I caused a war, a famine, the apocalypse, but alright, try to save me I guess.

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*During the book of Job*

Gabriel: WHY WOULD YOU BRING SATAN TO THE FUCKING COUNCIL!!!

Michael: He promised to behave.

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Beelzebub: Someone will die…

Baal:... of Fun! and sprinkles! and rainbows! and sugar! Nah jk just kill them.

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Michael: Violence isn't the answer.

Satan: You’re right.

Michael: *sighs in relief*

Satan: Violence is the question.

Michael: What?

Satan, bolting away: And the answer is yes.

Michael, running after them: NO-

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Michael, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Satan.

Satan: How did you do that without turning around?

Michael: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of demons I did that to were not you.

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Michael: Okay, help me please!

Satan: Got two words for you.

Michael: I bet they won't be helpful.

Satan: Your problem.

Michael: I was right. I wonder why I asked you in the first place...

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Michael: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Satan: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life

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Satan: While Michael still goes to pride month thinking he will find me there, I casually invade facebook group chats and start posting Antivax facts.

Asmodeus: You should go tho, the cake he brings is very good.

Satan: Is it chocolate?

Asmodeus: yeh

Satan: Fuck you i hate chocolate

Asmodeus: Then why you gotta eat all of my valentines!

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*during the crusades*

Jibril[Gabriel]: Michael, saint of the catholics, my old arch enemy.

Iblis: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?

Jibril: I have a life outside of you, Iblis.

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Michael: Satan and I were crossing the street after finishing our fight at the gym, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Gabriel: *Sighing* What did Satan do?

Michael: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Satan: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Michael: Jesus, for how long have we been fighting? What time is it?

Satan: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out

Satan: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*

Metatron: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING!!

Satan: It’s 2 am

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Michael: Why is Satan so sad?

Gabriel: They took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes

Michael: And...?

Satan: I fucking got Lucifer

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Michael: *Screams*

Satan: *Screams louder to assert dominance*

Gabriel: Should we do something?!

Sammael, observing: No, I want to see who wins this

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Asmodeus, making a cup of tea: Yeah, get into that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.

Satan: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?

Asmodeus: I absolutely fucking do not.

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Raphael: There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand.

Jophiel: I photosynthesize with this

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*During the middle ages*

Metatron: Michael, gather the others. We need to have another The church-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.

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Astaroth, ordering coffee: I’d like a light roast.

Michael: You're kinda ugly.

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[Paradise Lost reference]

Gabriel: Satan! What did I tell you about lying?

Satan, looking down: ...That it only works on Uriel

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Asmodeus: Are you reading fanfiction?

Raphael, reading an article about extremely rare diseases: Wh- No.

Asmodeus: Oh, is it on AO3?

Raphael: This is CNN.

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Satan: What has the galaxy ever done for you?! Why would you wanna save it?!

Michael: Cause I’m one of the idiots who lives in it!

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Adam: For the last time, how the fuck am I supposed to know what's good or bad? I was literally born a few weeks ago!

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God: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos.

Michael: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?

God: I had prepared for all outcomes, but this was nay forethought.

Michael: Well, you can do something about it right?

God: Nay, their free will was to make that limited amount, I shall not interfere.

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Satan: Don’t weep for the stupid. You’ll be crying all day.

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Michael: I’m here for the cult stuff.

Abbadon: How did you find us?

Michael: I saw your ad on craigslist

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Satan: FUCK THE CHAIR. PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART TO HEART DISCUSSION WITH A DEAR FRIEND IN NEED!

Satan: BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YE, FOUR LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST BASIC AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF COMFORT YOU SUPPLY!

Beelzebub: Satan just threw a tantrum about a chair.

Beelzebub: I just won Satan Tantrum Bingo.

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Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-

Michael: No returns.

Demon: *sobbing* But it's converting me!!…

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Satan: Are you busy?

Michael: Currently fighting your legions so, yes.

Satan: Cool, listen to this. Have you heard of Paradise Lost?

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Michael: I find it very unseemly for Asmodeus to start dating again. Isn't the customary period of mourning 10 years?

Satan: Die. Let's find out.

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Prophets: Do you have a self-care routine for keeping up with Satan?

Michael: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.

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Raphael: What do you call quantums of electromagnetic radiation that don’t get along?

Camael: What did you just say-

Raphael: Foetons! *Laughs*

Camael: Wh-what?

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God: *shoves their hand in the slot of a toaster*

Sophia: …

God: …This is all part of the plan.

Sophia: ... You know, I get confused sometimes—

#angels #demons #demonology #angelology #raphael #archangel raphael #archangel michael #archangel #archangel gabriel #angel raziel #maalik #beelzebub #baal #asmodeus #Iblis #An iblis cameo omg #jophiel #metatron #sophia #archon #god #astaroth #uriel

[themostrestlesskidintown]

// @themostdramaticboyintown @themostcuriousgirlintown we take a brejf break form all the angst forn phillip isabella abd echo incorrect quotes <3

Phillip: Everyone thinks I'm this soft cute person but I'm not!

Echo: Phillip, you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday.

Phillip: It had feelings! It was probably going home to dinner and I killed it!

Isabella: ...It was a bug.

Phillip: It was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and I really don't get why you all think I'm so sentimental because I'm not!

Echo: ...

Isabella: ...

Phillip: Stop looking at me like that!

Echo: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Phillip.

Isabella: You just said it again.

Phillip

Echo: I am not a role model.

Phillip: Isabella and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.

Echo: What did you do?

Phillip: They chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-

Isabella: *walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?

Echo: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.

Isabella: Did Phillip say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?

Echo: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–

Echo: I think I need a hug...

Phillip: Good thing I'm hug shaped!

*45 minutes later*

Echo: You... you can let go now.

Phillip: No, I absolutely cannot.

Phillip, in a horrible German accent: Bill Nye is on break, I'm Bill Nein.

Isabella: Can I go to the bathroom?

Phillip, in the same horrible German accent: Nein!

Phillip: If I were a drink, I'd be Cherry Vanilla Coke. If you were a drink, what would you be?

Echo: Bleach.

Isabella: Sewage.

Phillip: ...Please calm down, edgelords.

Phillip: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce.

Echo: What's wrong with you??

Phillip: I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention.

Isabella: No, they mean other than that.

Phillip: Ohhhhhh.

Phillip: I haven't slept in 4 days.

Phillip: Where are you going?

Isabella: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one!

Phillip: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday!

Echo, knowing full well that Phillip got Isabella an engagement ring: *eating popcorn*

Phillip: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted.

Isabella: I’m “a couple of things”.

Echo: I’m “got distracted".

Phillip: *sneaking in through their window*

Isabella: *turning in their chair and flicking the light one* You want to tell me where you've been all night?

Phillip: I was with Echo?

Echo: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again?

Phillip: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Echo's birthday invitations.

Isabella: Well, what are they supposed to say?

Phillip: "Echo's birthday".

Isabella: So, what do they say instead?

Phillip: "Echo’s bi".

Isabella:

Isabella: Works out either way.

*Isabella dies in a game with ships*

Phillip: This ship is no longer a ship of love, it's a ship of vengeance, a gavel of justice against all that is wrong in the world, showing no mercy, as no mercy was shown to us.

Phillip: The spark of love will now fuel the fires of destructive glory as I wage my war across the world with righteous fury.

Echo: Legend has it that Isabella still haunts the ship, stealing my fucking drinks.

Isabella: Of course I do.

Isabella: Echo, what are you doing?

Echo: Making chocolate pudding.

Isabella: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding?

Echo: Because I've lost control of my life.

Echo: Here's your pudding, Philip.

Philip: Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore.

Philip: If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party ever and you're all invited.

Isabella: "If"

Echo: Great, the only party I'm ever invited to and they might not even die.

*Echo is casually searching around the room*

Isabella: Hey Echo, what’re you looking for?

Echo: My will to live.

*Philip walks into the room*

Echo: Oh, there it is.

Philip: It’s funny how well you and Echo get along. Didn’t they hate you at first?

Isabella: Echo hates everybody at first. It’s their way of reaching out to people.

Philip: How do you do that?

Echo: I'm fearless.

Isabella: I saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad.

Echo: I'm mostly fearless.

Philip: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Echo way.

Isabella: Isn't that the wrong way?

Philip: Yes, but it's faster.

*Something crashes*

Isabella: Shoot-

Philip: *running into the room in a panic* WHAT FELL?!

Echo: *walking by the room calmly* What died?

*Isabella teaching Philip to drive and taking Echo along for the ride*

Isabella: That's a pothole. To the left!

Philip: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole*

Echo, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.

Philip: I don't think that's how the song goes.

Isabella, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.

Philip: Country Roads.

Echo: To the place.

Philip and Echo in unison: I Belong!

Isabella, crying harder: What the fuck?

#choirsona #long post #// THERE ARE SO MCNY IM SO SORY FGHGFD

[garouwolfssegner]

Wolfskin Daughter in Fodlan

PERSONAL INFORMATION

GENDER. There’s gender???  AGE. 21 HEIGHT. 6’2” (188 cm) BIRTHDATE. October 11th CREST/HOLY BLOOD. None  CLASS. Black Eagles Professor AFFILIATION. Wolfskin Tribe/Mount Garou

INTERESTS. Collecting treasures, giving said treasures as gifts to friends and family LIKES. Her daddy, collecting things, treasure, Kinu DISLIKES. Her daddy not paying attention to her STATUS. Always on the hunt for new treasures! CLOSE ALLIES: Kinu, Keaton, Sakura

DINING HALL PREFERENCES

LIKES. Pheasant Roast with Berry Sauce, Beast Meat Teppanyaki, Pickled Rabbit Skewers, Daphnel Stew, Gronder Meat Skewers, Derdriu-Style Fried Pheasant, Grilled Herring, Fish and Bean Soup, Fruit and Herring Tart, Fisherman’s Bounty, Fish Sandwich, Two-fish Saute, Bourgeois Pike, Sauteed Jerky, Spicy Fish and Turnip Stew, Sweet and Salty Whitefish Saute, Super-Spicy Fish Dango, Sauteed Pheasant with Eggs, Garreg Mach Meat Pie, Cheesy Verona Stew, Gautier Cheese Gratin DISLIKES. Nothing, she’ll eat anything but she does certainly have her notable preferences.

DINING HALL NOTES

FAVOURITE DISH.  ✧

"I didn't think I would enjoy this, but I have to admit it's delicious."

LEAST FAVOURITE DISH.  ✧

Doesn’t have one. Will eat anything and everything so long as it's put in front of her

TEA TIME GUIDE

FAVOURITE TEA. Crescent Moon Tea CONVERSATION TOPICS. Someone you look up to, Sturdy weapons, The last battle, Food in the Dining Hall, Gifts you’d like to receive, Strange fish in the pond, Cats, 

TEA TIME QUOTES

GREETING.  ✧

(1) "(Tail wagging happily)" (2) “Did you gather all these shiny dishes yourself? Please tell me where you got them.  (3) “I like to spend my free time alone napping and looking for dust bunnies, but this is fun too.”

FAVOURITE TEA.  ✧

“(Sniff sniff) Oh! My favourite, how considerate”

FIVE STAR TEA.  ✧

“(Sniffs) This smells… fancy. Could I just have the leaves instead?”

BEING OBSERVED.  ✧

(1) "(Tail wagging, ears twitching)"  (2) “Can we skip the staring and small talk?”  (3) “Is there anything you’d like to have?”

QUIPS.  ✧

"Do you want a hairball? I could get one pretty easily."  “Didya find a dust bunny or something?”  “It’s so sunny here compared to Nohr.”  “(Barks)” “I’m bored. Just means I’m bored though, nothing special.”  “Oh! Is that a bug?”

ENDING.  ✧

"This was fun, but I think I’ll go treasure hunting now. Later."

FINAL COMMENTS.  ✧

(1) I talk about my daddy a lot because he’s totally the best. You agree, right? You have to agree, Daddy is the best person in the whole wide world!

ANSWER. Nod, Laugh.

(2) It’s not a bad thing to have a messy room. I just like collecting stuff! It’s not my fault that it gets so messy!

ANSWER. Nod. Sigh.

(3) I usually like to spend my time napping or looking for dust bunnies. But I guess stuff like this can be fun too!

ANSWER. Laugh. Chat.

(I couldn’t think of five 🙁)

MISCELLANEOUS DIALOGUE.

GIFT GUIDE

FAVOURITE GIFTS. Ancient Coin, Blue Cheese, Hunting Dagger, Owl Feather, Riding Boots, Smoked Meat, Tasty Baked Treat, Whetstone DISLIKED GIFTS. Arithmetic Textbook, Book of Crest Designs, History of Fodlan, Monarch Studies Book, Stylish Hair Clip

GIFT QUOTES

DISLIKED GIFT.  ✧

"I wouldn’t even add this to my treasure pile."

LIKED GIFT.  ✧

"Cool."

FAVOURITE GIFT.  ✧

"(Sniffs) Ohhhhh! It smells so good! Are you sure this is really for me?"

LOST ITEMS

A COLLECTION OF HAIRBALLS. It seems to simply be a collection of hacked up hairballs. You can’t imagine why someone would want such a thing. But there were some pretty weird people here at the academy, so it belonged to someone. It probably belongs to someone with a penchant for collecting strange things.

Location found: Fishing Pond

AMBER (?). A glowing amber stone with a strange paw mark in its centre.You aren’t exactly sure what it is, but it seems like it would be pretty important to its owner. It probably belongs to a non-human resident of the academy.

Location found: Dining Hall Balcony

RED CLOAK. A red cloak with a hood and admirable white lace stitching. It stinks a little though. You can’t help but to be reminded of the story of Little Red Riding Hood. It probably belongs to someone who usually always wears a cloak.

Location found: 1st Floor Dormitories.

LOST ITEM QUOTES 

OWNER.  ✧

"You found it!! Yay I’ll love you forever! I mean, not more than Daddy, but almost as much!"

NOT OWNER.  ✧

"Not mine. Could sniff out the owner though."

BATTLE QUOTES

MOCK BATTLE RETREAT.  ✧

“I give up. You play too mean.” 

FIRST KILL.  ✧

"Of course I managed it. Wolfskin like me and Daddy are great at hunting!"

MONASTERY QUOTES

CHOIR PRACTICE.  ✧

(1) "... Why do we have to sing anyway?" (2) "(Humming) Wow. That’s really bad. I’m sure my Daddy could do much better!"

COOKING.  ✧

(1) "Can't someone else cook? I'd rather be anywhere else but in the kitchen." (2) "My daddy taught me how to cook ages ago. The wolfskin all love my food..." (3) "This tastes terrible. There's no way the wolfskin will ever eat this..."

TUTORING

INSTRUCT

N/A (Is the instructor)

TASKS

STABLE DUTY. ✧

“Do you think I could pluck a few horse hairs off without anyone noticing?”

WEEDING.  ✧

"(Eating the weeds)"

SKY WATCH.  ✧

“You know, I don’t think wolfskin were ever supposed to fly.”

CERTIFICATION EXAMS FAILED.  ✧

"(pouts) But Daddy will be disappointed…"

PASSED.  ✧

"Ugh, this means a lot of work, doesn't it?"

LEVEL UP

0 TO 1 STATS UP .  ✧

“I hope Daddy's not disappointed in me…”

2 TO 3 STATS UP .  ✧

“I grew a little.”

4-5 STATS UP .  ✧

“I grew a lot. I guess training is worth it...”

6+ STATS UP .  ✧

“I'm getting...strong! Wait 'til Daddy sees!”

UPON REACHING LEVEL 99 .  ✧

“That’s it?”

BUDDING TALENT

“Time to shift focus. Or nap. Whichever.”

NEW SKILL

“Let’s go.”

RECLASSING .  ✧

“But I don’t need any of this stuff…”

BATTLE QUOTES

WHEN SELECTED

FULL/HIGH HP .  ✧

“I'll take out the garbage.”

MEDIUM HP .  ✧

“Mmm, looks yummy.”

LOW HP .  ✧

“I guess I'll help...”

ENEMY DEALS 1 OR NO DAMAGE OR MISSES .  ✧

“That was too close!”

CRITICAL ATTACK .  ✧

"*sniff*...Delicious." "This makes me hungry!" "I always play with my food." "A-hunting I will go."

GAMBIT .  ✧

“So stubborn!”

GAMBIT BOOST .  ✧

“You're lucky I'm here!”

DEFEATED ENEMY .  ✧

“Daddy, are you watching?”  “Ugh, what a nuisance.”  “About time.”

ALLY DEFEATS ENEMY .  ✧

"Nice hunting." "Ooh, something shiny!"

ALLY HEALS/RALLIES .  ✧

“Yay.”  “I didn’t really need that. But thanks...” “Thanks.”

DEFEAT QUOTE

CASUAL .  ✧

“That's all the hurting I can stand! Time to retreat.”

CLASSIC .  ✧

"Sorry, Daddy... I can't even remember... your smell...”

THE ADVICE BOX

"I MISS MY DADDY SO SO SOSOSOSOSOSOSOSO MUCH. ANY TIPS FOR COPING WITH HOMESICKNESS?"

> Go home, I guess? > Your… Daddy? > Send him lots of gifts if you miss him that much. I’m sure he’ll love that. (Correct Answer)

#ooc: nice hunting #headcanons #fodlan meme <3

[chubbycaucasianchristiancloseted]

I hope none of it has ever leaked in her bag.

I hope none of it has ever leaked in her bag. The Time tries to cover for Hillary Clinton boasting about the health benefits and her collection of hot sauces. If that is true why not say that in the interview? Actually after this comment she was told people are going to think you’re pandering to the black community where she said “is it working”.

Direct Quotes:

In a radio interview Monday morning, Hillary Clinton was asked to name something she carries with her everywhere she goes. “Hot sauce,” she answered. “Yeah.”

The Clinton campaign has confirmed to TIME the type and brand of hot sauce now toted by the Democratic front runner for the presidential nomination: Ninja Squirrel, a Sriracha from the in-house brand of Texas-based Whole Foods Market. “And we continue to carry chili flakes and jalapeños around,” says Clinton campaign spokesperson Nick Merrill.

Clinton was speaking to one of New York’s largest hip-hop and R&B stations, 105.1 FM’s the Breakfast Club, a morning radio show hosted by DJ Envy, Angela Yee and Charlamagne Tha God.

In 2008, she told 60 Minutes her habit of regularly eating chilies to stay healthy goes back to 1992. At the White House in the 1990s, Clinton boasted a collection of more than 100 hot sauces, according to a December report by the Associated Press.

“No seriously, hot sauce. I’ve been eating a lot of hot sauce. Raw peppers and hot sauce,” she said. “Because I think it keeps my immune system strong.

Chilies are absolutely crammed with nutrients, including, as I write in my upcoming book Hot Sauce Nation, folic acid, and vitamins A, E and about six times as much vitamin C as an orange, all of which science indicates contribute to a strong immune system. Though some nutrients get lost in the processing of raw chilies, the chopping and smashing can actually help release some of the beneficial compounds, meaning hot sauce does more for chilies than ketchup does for tomatoes. A 2015 study of the health outcomes for about half a million Chinese adults found that people who ate spicy food every day or almost every day had a 14% decrease in mortality over the course of the study. The compounds in chilies can even help ease sinus troubles.

Since eating hot sauce causes a little bit (and sometimes a lot) of pain, it triggers the release of endorphins, the body’s natural painkiller, which have an abundance of additional effects beneficial for anyone running for elective office. Endorphins lower stress and anxiety, can even impart a sense of euphoria and, yes, boost the immune system.

#USA #TheChubbyCaucasianChristianClosetedConservative #HillaryClinton #TIME #HotSauce

[the-punslinger]

Exandria Unlimited Quotes and Memorable Moments - Series 1 (31/?)

Opal: "So I grab one of the micro greens from the garden... and I somehow I use this cantrip and I make it smell like the most delicious liverwurst jerky that a dog would like, or one of those bully sticks, just disgusting. Smells so gross." Aabria: "Yeah. Just a funky-ass-- okay." Liam: "Do you know what those are made of?" Anjali: You don't want to know." Aimee: "I think it's cow penis." Anjali: "Yes, it is." Aabria: "What?!" Liam: "Correct, correct." Fy'ra Rai: Bully stick scent." Orym: "Bully stick is..." Opal: "They're so disgusting." Orym: "...is cow penis." Opal: "So a cow penis treat and I..." Dariax: "Like Ma used to make."

Dariax: "Fy'ra Rai, so this is your second home or a place you call a pseudo home? I don't know where I am, so I'm just wondering if how, how, how, how? " Fy'ra Rai: "Perhaps I will fill you in a little bit more before we reach the Tetrarchs." Dariax: "Sure." Orym: "Before we reach, what was that?" Opal: "Titty tracks."

Elam: "Tetrarch Umejii stayed with me before she left for the south." Fy'ra Rai: "Really?" Elam: "Yes. None of you know what that means, but I know you know what that means." Dariax: "Wow, I mean..." Elam: "Thank you, thank you!" Dariax: "I have no idea." Elam: "Oh. Drink more." Orym: "Some things transcend language." Dorian: "Yeah. But if you want saltier, I might have checked out Dariax's butt out in the swimming hole and it wasn't half bad." Dariax: "Thank you very much. Appreciate that. Worked hard to get that apple popping." Aabria: "And she happily refills your drink."

Opal: "Yes, because you, well, wait for it, okay? So my mom left before I could even know who she was, but she named me Georgina. Georgina and Theodora. So I made my dad change my name to Opal because I hated it. And I hated her. [giggles] So, cheers." Elam: "That one was sad and I don't like it." Dorian: "Well, I'll still always call you Opal." Opal: "Thanks, I'll call you Dorian." Dorian: "Thank you." Opal: "Til I call you Bron." Dorian: "Oh, s... All right, Georgie Porgie." Opal [gasps]: "That's rude." Orym: "This is the tensest our group has ever gotten."

Aabria: "Are you okay?" Robbie: "That was Robbie Daymond sighing." Aabria: "Oh shi... [laughter] Sorry, it was so dramatic." Robbie: "I was waiting with bated breath, watching the scene. It was the audience, sorry, sorry. Above table, I guess." Aabria: "No, you're good, you're good, my bad. I was in the moment. I got lost in the sauce, I apologize."

Aabria: "I'm just trying to figure out what you're doing because I'm about to do something fun and I'm trying to make sure you have your... You feel self-actualized before I knock you the fuck out." Opal: "I don't even know what that means." Dariax: "That's my opening to any confrontation going forward. I'm just giving you a moment to self-actualize before I knock you the fuck out." Orym: "Caleb... Caleb, shit! Wrong campaign!" Matt: "Three years." Liam: "I miss him already."

#exandria unlimited #epi6 #series1

[scholarhect]

jontim would’ve been SOOOO good if it was actually anything like all us gay people on the internet imagined it was. and i know that’s literally what shipping is and it’s fine but it’s kind of funny to me that we all saw two bisexual men with a compelling angst arc and made it like 4x as compelling and angsty and invented sexual tension that wasn’t actually there. like it took me months to realize that jon & tim never had any actual romantic chemistry and we were all just going insane over their potential to have possibly had romantic chemistry off-screen. actually i was wrong we didn’t make their arc more compelling, it was good already, but we did invent the romance bit. can’t stress that enough. and we were right to

#post tag #tma #i used to be able to quote most of the binary argument by HEART #fun fact did you know the binary transcript has a mistake in it (unless i’m wrong? but i don’t think so) #it misses one line and then has jon & tim’s lines swapped for a couple lines #‘you don’t need to take that tone…’ btw. it’s muttered so maybe the transcript writer just missed it 😔 #then ‘what?’ ‘no. nothing. i’ ‘no. what did you Say.’ etc etc etc. is swapped between them #party trick that would impress literally no one: me reciting as much of the binary argument as possible with like 60% accuracy #if i was more dramatic i’d start talking now abt how jon really thinks he can get away with talking shit into the mic under his breath #and we (listeners) do too. but tim does not let him get away w that shit #surprise bitch! you’re not the only person in the world! your actions affect other people and they will notice & call you out! #it’s such a Jon Moment he really is so lost in the sauce that he doesn’t see anything other than himself & his role as horror protag #help wait i said i WASNT gonna talk about this… unfortunately i think i’m actually making points 😔 #sorry for doing tma character analysis on main in 2022. i simply have to live my truth i fucking guess

[cassowariess]

It’s pretty interesting how many people who have suffered from mental health issues/trauma have latched onto Rick and Morty this season. (I’ve noticed it mentioned in a lot of people’s posts, and no I’m not going to name names because even if their posts are public it’s still their personal stuff lol). And a lot of them I’ve seen are new fans. (I think a lot of people who were former fans drifted AWAY from the show post season 3, not because it was bad but because it got a reputation as “that show toxic men like.”)

Personally for me the first time I felt something relatable in this show as a person with mental health issues was the end of the Unity episode in Season 2 where Rick attempts to kill himself. I was like “whoa...this show actually has heart and understands this stuff isn’t easy.” I didn’t know the context of why he had tried to do it until seasons later, but it was still painful and relatable in a strange way.

And I wasn’t really into the fandom then. I became a big fan in Season 3 after the April Fool’s premiere. Rest and Ricklaxation is actually one of my favourite episodes as a person who suffered for years with undiagnosed Bipolar Disorder and I even wrote a little thing about it at the time here.

But things really came to a head in Season 5 (and partly Season 4, but again we didn’t have the context) when we now know why Rick is the way he is. And instead of the show going “look at this innocent bab” it still makes us aware that “actually this man is in deep pain, but he’s still a piece of shit and HAS to get better or he’s going to continue to destroy himself and everyone around him” while still painting him as a sympathetic character.

And all the things the Toxic Szechuan Sauce fans assumed Rick was (straight, white, neurotypical, in control, unfeeling) are being deconstructed as each season goes on and reveals the layers of trauma Rick has endured. His bitchiness at a wedding? Not behaviour born of toxic, unfeeling dudebro shit but because the man he has loved for 35 years is marrying someone else and reminds him that he’s lost everyone he ever becomes attached to. Which he felt totally vindicated about when Tammy killed BP in front of him. His weird aloofness around his daughter? It’s because she’s not his daughter and he still doesn’t know how to handle that.

I read this quote where Dan Harmon refers to Rick as “crazy” or “insane” several times and despite it being really obvious there are a lot of people who seem to gloss over that. But how could anyone who has seen the horrors of the multiverse not be insane? Imagine you have infinite daughters, but none of them is YOUR daughter. Could you possibly love every single one of them just because theoretically the Rick in that universe is their father? Or would that send you into an existential fucking crisis? Now imagine having to think that way about everything in the multiverse on top of the trauma of watching your original family be killed in front of you and the reason Rick starts going heavy on the substance abuse starts to make sense. Even the family Rick is living with now seem to cope better with the knowledge that the multiverse exists. Maybe it’s because they haven’t been aware of it as long, but it’s crushed him to the point where he can barely function. To the point where he’s so terrified of getting attached to people that he treats them like shit or pushes them away.

And I think the reason it resonates with a lot of people who have suffered from mental illness is the thought: “I am this way for a reason. But a reason is not an excuse. And if I reach out my hand and accept help, things could change.”

#rick and morty #tw: suicide mention #rick sanchez

[sadlysoulx]

Haikyuu boys going to IKEA with you

Bokuto, Kuroo, Kenma, Atsumu and Tsukishima

I know, I know the idea is so random but my head is full of ideas so please do enjoy😩💓 Go Stan the double post 😏😏😏 i need to post a lot bcoz I need to make over those 2 weeks when I haven't post

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⚠️ Warning⚠️: not proofread

Bokuto

This guy has a weird case of touching anything and everything when the two of you pass by the shelves.💀💀💀

He always picks up those Ikea stuff- toys and bring them around while holding onto you.😩💖

But then he drops them sometimes because he's complaining about how they smelled like drools💀💀💀

Please he joins the other kids play in that one playground when you stopped by to eat😭😭😭

You have to feed him.

when stops playing, he comes over to you to open his mouth wide, letting you feed him and then return to play with the other kids.

He likes those kiddie meals where nuggets and french fries where placed in a colored plate.

Bo complained that he wants his plate yellow but instead he got purple😬😬😬

You returned back to stroll in Ikea, checking out the furnitures.

He likes that area in Ikea where there is full of lamps and light bulbs.

Bokuto keeps playing with the switches, continuously trying them and turning them on and off and on and off and on and off until he breaks one😃

He nervously walks up to you and said and I quote "Baby, let's go I need to go to the toilet,"

You suspiciously nodded and made him go to the toilet.

Once he got out, he said that he's tired and wants to go home.

He doesn't want to return to IKEA for a whole month, thinking he will get arrested if someone recognized him as the guy who broke the bulbs.🙂

Kuroo

I swear Bokuto and Kuroo share the same brain😭😭😭

Kuroo also touches everything he sees and picks it up and puts it in the cart😩

BASICALLY BUYING THE WHOLE STORE

He is the type to borrow a pillow in Ikea, hop in the cart and sit in there while you struggle to push the cart because of his hefty weight.

he collects Ikea pencils and paper rulers😭😭😭

Like everytime he saw one of those pencil and ruler stalls he walks over and take a other batch of those.

Kuroo likes to play hide and seek in Ikea😬

Like really, you were getting worried where he went and then suddenly he pops out infront of you scaring you to death.

When he sees those books displayed in the house models, he tries to read them and complains why are they in a different language or why r they blank😭😭😭

He likes the area where there are full of chairs.

Kuroo keeps on sitting on them and then spinning and spinning around.

(I swear why is the fandom making him like a Playboy and badboy. . . He is the hugest dork❤️)

When it's lunch, he likes to get a lot of those butter in small platic containers, saying how much he liked them☹️💓

He also gets those jams and takes a lot because he said:

"it's free so why not take many?"

Btw,like Bokuto, he likes those kiddie meals, where you are given a colored plastic plate filled with nuggets and french fries.

He doesn't want to go home and it takes a full hour to make him convince to go in the car.

Kenma

He doesn't want to go out until you made him dress up and shove him into the car.

He was all grumpy grumpy

But then he actually had fun😃👍

Kenma likes to throw himself on the couches and beds until you have to drag him out of it.

Please he likes that area where there is full of kitchen tools✋😭

He would pick up a weird looking tool and try to figure out how to use it😖

Until he used it wrong and a screw hit his eye😭😭😭

Mood😃

Mood😃

Mood😃

When you were in the bedroom section, he likes those double decks displayed

He curses at the people who ever put up those plastic stuff on the ladder to keep people from trying to get to the top👁️👄👁️

You see those yellow banners hanging from the wall where the prices are labeled?? Yeah that

He likes to jump and hit those with the tip of his fingers

And when he successfully did, he looks at you with a smug face look on his face.

He likes to impress you so husshh🤭

When lunch rolls by, he likes holding the food cart for you, for some reason it excites him when he controls the food cart👍

He always asks you what you want and that not to worry, he'll pay for it.

Kenma also likes those free butter in little containers because they taste good👅

Anywayss he likes the soups served in Ikea 🥣 (I did too, they r just tasty)

In the end, he enjoyed the day in Ikea with you✌️

I mean duuuuh reader-senpai is just irresistible✨

Atsumu

He was actually the one who dragged you in Ikea

Please he would pick up weird things and try to figure what is it for but then ending up hurting himself😭😭😭

(I mean c'mon when I was in Ikea there r a lot of weird things, and when I tried them, I ended up hurting myself💀)

He likes those small wooden kitchen toys for kids placed in the house model

'Tsumu would play for a while with that kitchen by himself.

He would also talk to himself as he cook a plastic egg✨

You: 👁️👄👁️

Atsumu: ✌️😗🍳

Everyone: 😕

Hotel: Trivago

You had to drag him away from the kitchen toy stall.

Atsumu really really likes to collect Ikea magazines, even tho you have one at home, he would still insist on getting 2 or 3 more

One time, he picked up a plastic flower from outdoor/garden area, placed it between his teeth and playfully flirted with you.

He took it out and gave the flower to you🌻(it's those ridiculously huge ones)

But then he snatch it back and out it on the rightful place saying:

"oh you want it? Buy it yourself,"

You spanked him with the broom beside you.

When it's lunch, he is ✨fancy✨

So he takes mushrooms, mashed potatoes, meat with some sauce in it.

💅💅💅

It was night time when you both went home.

What do you expect?😕

Tsukishima

Ohmaigawshhh, I don't want to be biased here and have favorites but here we go🤩

He wants to stay in the parking lot and make you go alone💀💀💀

But then he insists to go when you said "Huh? Fine! But what if a man asks my number and still insists 'coz he doesn't see my boyfriend around?"

He is just like a lost baby but in a tall boy's body, you have it hold his hand and drag him around.💀💀💀

When you stopped by to check something, he doesn't know what to do and stands there clueless like🕴️🕴️🕴️

Tsukishima really throws a tantrum saying he's tired and want to rest.

But reader-senpai needs to shop💅

He actually shuts up when you gave him an Ikea dinosaur plushie, so he's hugging it with his one arm and the other holding onto you hand.

The boi is so bored so he randomly glares at teenagers passing by😾😾😾

When you were in the bedroom section, things went out of control 😔😔😔

He was getting lazy to walk around the rest of the Ikea passage way so he keeps on laying down the beds.

But when you finally got him up, he would lay down again on another bed💀💀💀

He finally decided to listen to you and walk again (thank God 😌)

Saltyshima was so desperate to escape, he went out the emergency door and pushed it open

But when he did, the alarms went off🚨💀 (inspired by Jungkook)

He got real scared and ran back to you, hugging the dino plushie.

You were laughing your head off😭😭😭

You decided to eat lunch and you know he is a 👑Royal👑 so eats fancy foods like Atsumu.

And yeah btw, you ended up buying the plushie for him because he won't stop getting salty about it.

But he shyly said thank you atleast¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Oof that was really long to writeಠ_ಠ

But I had fun bcoz I can literally imagine them doing all of those stuff, let me know if you want to have part 2 c:

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Sanders Sides

-The Snow Queen AU-

[In this ver. The Frost King]

I just had to do this one after I reconnected with the book, yet...I made some major changes (big ones) for the roles to be more interesting and fitting, not just random I suppose.

[ If you haven't read the book, and wish to do so...I suppose it does quite matter for you to understand more but do as you wish from that point.........]

This version of the story is happening in the beginning of The 18th Century, and the characters who play the roles of the ones from the story, or have changed/replaced roles with suposedly similiar Input here are:

• Kai - Remus - (The boy who was the victim of the broken mirror’s fiendish shard.)

• Gerda - Roman (The main protagonist, i suppose)

[In the original story Kai and Gerda are not quite related but are as close as siblings can be, in this one although, of course the twins are, well...the twins.]

  • Instead of the Grandmother we have the father of the boys, that no one, literally no one would guess who plays the role of him.......Patton...!

• After that, there is also Logan, who gets the role of being The Frost King, The Cursed Frost King in fact (and by cursed I mean he literally pissed someone off [or broken their heart...] centuries before and they turned him into an ice dude)

• Speaking of curses and magic, Janus is the young Sorcerer instead of the Elder Sorceress from the canon story. And in this verse, let's say that Sorcerers are Immortal beings like vampires, because I felt like it, and let's say he's like... approximately 957 y.o

Janus in this version does not keep Roman for a while, because he is a really bored selfish prick, but because he is desperate and genuinely still sad from the time he lost his own kid (guess who that might be...If you know my obsession with familial anxceit you already know who I’m talking about, yes..) Virgil. 

[And no, Virgil is not dead as you see in the fanart, he is cute, alive and well.]

• Speaking about him, he is intended to replace the role of the robber girl. But in this version he was stolen from his Pa/Ma one Summer night...

He didn't age at all because...Well, I just said it, Janus is immortal and Vee in this one is actually his biological kid, so Virgil himself is like 53 y.o

• Pryce and Valery are the Prince and the Princess in the upper corner of the picture. (They are meant to be siblings here)

In the other corner are Thomas and Talyn playing the roles of these magical Finn and Lapp people. (I honestly have no idea how else to call them)

And the Crow and the Raindeer are Remy and Emile, because why not.

[To put it simply, like in the canon of TSS no one here is evil (well except the douchebags of Virgil's kidnappers, but they are not canon characters)]

Also before all of that, I wanted to have a little summery and explanation of some of the situations and short stories from this au

-Remus at first is quite a dork (heh) but really he is a pretty friendly and goofy kid, sure he is quite strange in general but he does show love and affection towards his family (well until the shard of The Mirror got stuck in his eye)

-Logan used to be a Prince from the 10th Century who supposedly felt no emotions and was like a stone husk, or a living statue as people used to say, which made his father desperate enough to the point, he literally set up a very great award for anyone who would make him.. feel something in that matter (The emotionlessness was more of an odd and quite unrealistic version of depression, as to be portraid) 

-There was one and only one person who succeded in the act and in which fell head over hills for him in the process actually (before the magic mirror of evils broke into pieces, one of the first ones then fell into his own eyes, destroying all the progress and hurting the one who loved him the most, who was the very exact person who freed him from his deep shelled abyss before.) 

[I’m not going to say who that was, you’ll have to figure it out by yourself, if you even bother, that is of course]

-Patton is a single father (wow)

He actually managed to find a way into the Garden of Enternal Summer when he was a kid and... As I quote myself:

 “ As a faint Memory, The boy saw the most Elegant and quite The most Beatiful man he’d ever seen, yet with a face halfly scarred with scales as if one cursen upon his soul, his outfit too as his posture spoke was vastly gorgeous, painted mainly in golden and black, but what was yet even more so intriguing, was what he held under his arms, ever oh so gently as it were a small and fragile feather. It in fact..quite was at some point, as it was a small child, very young actually from what it seemed...An Infant it was. The man then walked up to him and offered him his hand, one that wasn’t either of his main two, but nonethless he did so and shared one of the warmest of smiles too, no living creature, no beast nor no man would at this point decline and reject his proffer.”

[Yeah...I’m not good with poetry, especially as English despite it all is my second language...I’m even worse with my main one, so eh.]

Buuut he eventually left either way, so..

[Almost no one could find the secret pathway into the Garden of the Enternal Summer as it was well hidden behind the forests, lakes, caves and mountains. So Roman and his family were quite lucky at this point.]

That is all for now I suppose, I have only one question though...

-Roman is a very sweet kid who talks with animals and plants (but let’s make it a bit more realistic here, the plants do not respond in this version and he is confused but still continues to do so) He is although flawed because a character without flaws is like...A Pizza without the Sauce or a Knife without its blade, blunt and boring that is. Yeah...He has anger issues and is quite impatient and stubborn which is interpreted in both good and bad ways.

-Virgil was gifted with a flower magical hair clip (to help him whenever he was in trouble), a violet scarf and a guardian pet Goliath Birdeater Spider shafed like a Purple Pinktoe Tarantula to protect him from any dangers.

Do you think this is an interesting AU?

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