#also its just so good in general bc pepper is just like. ok. fuck this fuck you i WILL be canceling the apocolypse single-handedly today
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Ok no actually I wanna hear your Trader Joe’s opinions I’m really into the orange strawberry banana juice, the bruschetta sauce, the cranberry lime juice sparkling water and cinnamon schoolbook cookies
You and I agree on the CLSW (cranlime sparkling), haven’t tried the others but I’ll look into them. The normal lime one is also amazing on its own, as well as a mixer for both alcoholic and non alcoholic drinks. Summer must!
There’s so much shit I’m obsessed with, I’ll try and list the most important ones
English crumpets
Mango kefir
Brown sugar oat creamer
Chocolate oat milk
Simpler wines brand sparkling white canned wine
Pfeffernüsse
Chocolate babka
Brioche sliced bread
Danish Kringle
Pinks and whites shortbread cookies
Joe Joe’s gluten free classic Oreo knock off cookie
Madras lentils (boxed kind is good too)
Canned giant baked beans in tomato sauce
The non joes brand oat milk coffee and kombucha but you can get those anywhere
Their candles, two in one grapefruit mint hair wash (I despise two in one products but this one doesn’t foam and is more of a cleansing conditioner I use in between shampoo and regular conditionings), and many other non food items. I’ve bought their towels, seasonal decor (usually those felt garlands), face lotions and oils. Loved all of them. Usually I only restock on the lotion, hand soap, and lavender laundry bags. Their detergent is nice tho, and I’ve also gotten their wool laundry balls but you really only ever gotta buy them like once. They also usually have pretty cute cards at the checkout! I like their cheaper flowers too, but there’s also a lot of very cute seasonal items they carry that I just can’t justify buying bc of price (have you seen their felt sunflowers? So adorable)
Simpler times potato chips
Crispy Crunchy Champignon Mushroom Snack
Fruit leather bars
Dried orange rings
Lox (labeled as smoked salmon iirc)
Both their Tunisian and kalamata olive oil
Vodka sauce
Roasted red pepper and tomato canned soup
Canned vegetable soup
Gone bananas chocolate covered frozen bananas (gone berry crazy strawberries are good too but like a dollar or two more expensive)
Jasmine rice in the frozen isle
Lime popsicles
Steak and stout meat pie
Pastry Bites Feta Cheese & Caramelized Onions
Canned tuna*
*especially with the gluten free microwaveable mac n cheese (I’m not gluten free if you’ve noticed, I literally just prefer some of their gluten free products. Same with the oat milk. I’m not lactose free but I just really like it)
Most of the frozen wontons I’ve tried
Chimichurri rice (goes great with the aforementioned roasted red pepper box soup, and chopped onions, green peppers, and spinach cooked in a wok)
Chicken sausage
Butternut squash gnocchi, iirc the potato gnocchi is good too
Most of their dried pastas
Almond and chocolate filled frozen croissants
The bars of chocolate you find at the check out that come in packs of threes
The weird meat sticks at the checkout too
Frozen hashbrowns
For whatever reason, their frozen green beans and asparagus is so much better than other generic brands I’ve tried
Any of the canned olives but esp the kalamata
Sun dried tomatoes
The produce is okay, a little pricey but they had brown Mexican tomatoes once that fucked hard. The herbs trustworthy too but really where is it not
Any of their chocolate covered nuts
Their fucked up chocolate covered chips, sometimes found in their snack mixes
Peanut butter pretzel snacks
Their dried seaweed isn’t my fav, but it’s not bad. I think it’s overpriced tho but tbf I usually get huuuge, less flavored packs from Costco
Pine nuts but good Gd are they expensive
They have cute, weird heirloom hybrid squashes during the fall a lot too that are pretty tasty
Things I’ve gotten from there that I hated? I didn’t like their orange chicken, ANY of the cereals I’ve gotten from there oddly enough, their pecorino Romano only comes grated and mixed iirc and I didn’t care for it. Some of their beers have made me scowl but also those are all random brands. But their wine (yes, even SHAW. But shoutout to coco bon red blend and blue fin moscato RIP!) has never does me wrong…except for any other flavor of the simpler wines canned ones. I can only do the sparkling white and literally no else I've forced to drink it has liked it! some of their salads have done me wrong. the canned chickpeas and dolmas were off. and some of their pricy juice mixes left me a bit disappointed.
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HI!!!!
i have something 2 confess,,,im so sorry,,,ive nver watched trigun. wht scene are u talking about with kelly in the tags of the avery ref discussion post,,,(GENUINE QUESTION JUST REREAD THIS AFTER TYPING THIS ENTIRE ASK AND REALISED IT KINDA SOUNDED MEAN??? JUDGEMENTAL??? IT WASNT MEANT 2 BE THAT WAY SORRY)
ALSO IF IT ISNT BLATANT SPOILER TERRITORY,,,whats the lore behind all their scars. why has avery been stabbed so many few times. is she secretly weak against knives pre-incident. whts scarlet's two scars,,,does trisha have scars besides the werewolf attack incident back in ye olden days,,,
also off topic but i tried dr. pepper strawberries and cream today and it made me think of red. my ratign is "far too sweet oh god jesus FUCKING christ good heavens i can feel my heart stopping" and then i finished the entire can. the best way i can describe the taste is if you chose to drink an entire thing of carbonated strawberry syrup for fun
NOO DW I DONT EXPECR PPL 2 READ MY TAGS ANYWAY im talkong abt the scene where u find out vash has a cage over hus left nipple
that one.
tbh not the most interesting backstory, vampires just get u with a knife sometimes! they dont like being killed. tho avery has a scar on her ankle where her dad cut her achilles tendon when she was a kid (its completely fine now though) (it was an accident he expected her to dodge his knive so its normal father daughter bonding its like when ur dad makes u lick a battery when ur 4)
on her ref scarlet has one on her lower upper leg. like above her knee but above above her knee, and one on the side of her stomach- wait and her bite scar which she covers up pretty well
k on averys ref which js the only completed (ish) ref bc im lazy she has one stab-slash in one combo on her stomach, two slashes on her left forearm around where ud block something with it. back of her knee, slash on upper arm, slash agross her shoulder blades, &obvs her little bite scar. and her ankle. & yes, she would never admit it but she was weak against being stabbed. embarassing.
kelly i have drawn his scars like once in my sketchbook but hes been stabbed a lot, i think staked once and ppl vampires bite him sometimes (but thats ok he survived unlike some ppl, who somehow claim 2 b better at their job than he is) good few like intense slashes on the torso, ones similar to averys forearm scars but more intense and on all arms, top surgery, another stab here and there- couple burns when he gets in the way of avery with a flamethrower. its fine. hes fine. it looks cool anyway. ive never drawn his back which is probably more scarred nkw that i think abt it. bc. he probably gets sneaked up on more often.
trisha the ones on screen (i think shes the only one ive bothered giving scars on screen bc theyre lore relevant but more bc im lazy), and general giant dog mauling on her legs and stuff. prior 2 that no! she was young and hadnt been hit with the violence of everyday household objects deciding to betray you yet. ( not me thiugh i have been attacked by pencils scissors and my own appendix )
i wanted 2 try that but afaik it doesnt exist here..................... jealos..... though i dont really want to drink an entire can of carbonated strawberry syrup.
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ok here is some alpha y/n as promised: first time getting intimate with the omegas when it came to biting their necks he was lowkey scared so it came out as a little nibble bc he’s just so soft uwu but they think he’s teasing them instead. the sweetest to the omegas, would sometimes just end up peppering kisses all over their faces at random times hehehe. alright u didn’t hear this from me but when it’s alpha x alpha time y/n is the most vocal, whiny, u name it he’s doing it all 👀
bunny boy y/n is the definition of “have u ever seen a man so fine u started crying?” “yeah i have him all the money i had from my purse 😭” i like to think he helps the girls at the club get ready but they just end up cooing at him instead like tying little ribbons on his ears. he treats his coworkers to dinner after a stressful night, offers to walk them to their cars, just general bestie vibes
Alpha y/n and his omegas pls so so cute,,, when they find out that he was nervous to properly mark them they couldnt help but preen at how gentlemanly he was. but u can bet ur ass that next time they did the do they used their omega charms to just push y/n that bit over the edge-
big ole bite marks everywhere much to the surprise of everyone else- very very intriguing to them all however >;3
him with his alphas??? on god??? theyd treat him so well,, they help him to relax and the whole pack will be able to hear it;;; he probably has to be coaxed into relaxing more so that they can take care of him but once y/n is down,,, hes down and he is down bad :3 but its okay bc his alphas are down bad for him too heheh
but bunny y/n,,, me too the fuck,, id spend all my money on him too lmao. the girls love him sm,,, help him look all pretty and, i kinda imagine bunny y/n havin these amazing sleek black ears that he has to bleach bc people want to see a cute little white bimbo bunny from him :( so the girls also help him bleach his fur. spa day with the girliessssss
he's so good at taking care of his coworkers too :(((( if the managers are being unfair he helps fix the issue and probably uses his charm to make it a situation in which the coworker is now better off than beforehand
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did you know you can make quiche out of whatever the fuck you want
well now you do and that's what I did today. see quiche is literally just an egg custard thing with some stuff in it in a crust when you get right down to it so when I get down to the ends of lots of ingredients sometimes I will put that shit in a quiche. I dont care if it's fancy and perfect I care that it's edible and uses up the shit in my fridge. Or in this case also on my balcony :)
Lets take a look at the crap I have to use up by today
we've got this thimble full of milk
Got some grated parmesan bc I grated too much for a thing I made the other day
got some dried mushrooms and ooooo
FRESHLY WASHED PORCH SPINACH FROM MY PORCH
you can turn this stuff into a decent fritatta tbh but I was feeling quiche mood
Here's what I do kinda, and I'm all about making it work without buying extra things
First soak the mushrooms in cold water for like an hour if they're dried like mine. The package says 5-10 minutes and whoever wrote that is out of their fucking mind and is telling you nothing but lies and if you don't soak them longer you'll regret it
I have little mini casserole thingies I use for quiche so I don't need much crust. And that's good bc I had about a thimble full of crisco too.
(but that's OK bc between you and me you can add a little bit of butter in a pinch to make up for what you lack in shortening and like you'll notice a little with the texture but not enough to care)
So this here (BTW my oven is preheating to 350 off in the background)
This is a couple tablespoons of butter and crisco and maybe half a cup of flour and a pinch of salt and I chopped it all together with a fork until it was the cornmeal texture you see. I generally know I added the right amount of fat when I can sort of smoosh it together as shown without water. But you do wanna add cold water.
Im at a high altitude so my water measurements will be useless to most people I think but basically you just need to add it by the tablespoon until the dough comes together in a ball. It shouldn't be a sticky ball but you don't want it dry either and don't like Knead it you don't want it stretchy. (If you're at a high altitude like me, DO actually make it a little extra wet to where it's sticky. You'll thank me later when you're not eating a crispy brick.) Roll it out to an 8th inch, then slice it up and piece it together in whatever [GREASED, DONT FORGET GREASED] dish you want to bake in. Then pop it in the oven for like 10-15 minutes. It should be juuuuust baked but not like Crunchy.
Anyway while that's happening I make the filling.
Do you want to know my secret
My secret is that this is the one time I will use a measuring cup.
I crack a normal large egg into my 1/3 cup and then add milk to it until its full
"but ej shouldn't you use a liquid measuring cup" SILENCE JUST BE GLAD I OWN A MEASURING CUP FOOL
dump it in your mixing bowl and then do that for 3 more eggs (well, your amount of eggs will vary. I think it's like 6 for an 8 inch pie dish. But see you know whats great about this method? If you didn't mix up enough eggs, that's ok! Crack another one in the 1/3 cup, add milk and a pinch of salt and pepper and mix it up and add it in) add a pinch of salt and pepper for each and whisk it all together till it's kinda homogenous.
Heres a picture of my next step which is layering the goodies
someone is going to tell me I should be using Swiss cheese I. DO. NOT. CARE. I hate Swiss cheese and these are for me I do what I want and this is fine and good. The dark supervillain secret that cooking shows don't want you to know is you can put whatever the fuck hard cheese you want. You can literally make the egg mixture and put whatever. Do you have some green onions and bacon and leftover terrible prepackaged cheddar? Put that shit in a quiche. Do you have a lunch meat and a couple slices of cheese that would pair well in a lunchable? Put that shit in a quiche. It's not traditional. It's not correct. Who fucking cares you're the one eating it. You gotta use that shit up so make it fun don't just put it in a sandwich man cmon. (I mean you can but)
Anyway if you're making a more traditional quiche you'd also add nutmeg to the egg mixture, but obviously I'm not doing that, so I skip that step.
Anyway next you ladle the egg mixture into the dish(es)
I put mine in a hot water bath but you probably don't have to do that, it just helps cook it evenly.
And check out the result
Nice and edible. ( It's not ugly you fool it's RUSTIC)
For me this took I think 25-30 min in the oven (which I left on from the crust....I tend to reduce the temp and cook longer though. In this case I reduced it to 230 and turned it off after 25 min or so. Basically when it reaches 165. I don't know if that's right and I don't care 165 kills the germs so I'm not doing it below that. You can take it out after and let it set up after that)
anyway that's what I ate today and the best thing about these is I can wrap them up and keep them in the freezer. Quiche freezes really well actually. You won't really notice a difference especially if you heat it up in the oven or an air fryer later, so I like to make a bunch of these guys ahead and just pull them out as needed.
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i have not seen the loki trailer and don’t know shit abt it aside from “involves time-travel?” and the wishlist is either a) K A M A L A (i think loki causing problems on purpose at a high school is very fun and also KAMALA) or b) agent carter cast cameo and jarvis gets to hit loki in the head with a cricket bat like in that one ragnorok comic
#litterally favorite loki moment in comics. period.#also its just so good in general bc pepper is just like. ok. fuck this fuck you i WILL be canceling the apocolypse single-handedly today#and i love Her#i do fuckin entirely forget the name of that comic tho so rip.#god i just love kamala so much. so much.#unpopular opinion but what if CW had been like. CW 2 (bring in the inhumans from aos bring in carol bring in kamala)#set up SO much shit and also!!!! kamala!!!#also HEY THEY COULD ABSOLUTELY DO LOKI IN THE MS MARVEL TV SHOW#OR VICE VERSA#god please. please.#ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE DOING TIME-TRAVEL SHIT#BC OF HOW KAMALA WORKS#MMMMMMMM#man sometimes i feel like im WAY too big-brain for marvel#like GOD i would change so many little order things if given the chance#also just. j a n e t#SHE DESERVED TO BE IN PHASE ONE YOU CANNOT CHANGE MY MIND#JANET VAN DYNE QUEEN BEE OF MY HEART LIGHT OF MY LIFE FOUNDING AVENGER#she deserved better than to show up soely in flashbacks and EXTREMELY briefly in amatw#also i am still mad that they just swapped tony and hank's villans. like why.#like on SOME level i get ultron as tony's just bc like. hes the ai guy but also ultron as he ended up isn't. that.#and the ghost thing as like. quantum bullshit. whatever.#but like!!!! og comics ghost is tony's villan! hank made ultron! fuckin why would you change that!#MARVEL YOU INTRODUCED ROXXON IN AGENT CARTER AND THEN DID NOTHING WITH IT#WHY COULD YOU NOT HAVE DONE SHIT W/ GHOST THERE#i think main mcu should take more shit from the tv shows tbh#i just. i just want someone to acknowledge that aos exists. at least once.
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Them Congratulating You On Getting Your Grades Up
PAIRINGS: Kuroo Tetsurou x Reader | Iwaizumi Hajime x Reader | Tsukishima Kei x Reader | Bokuto Koutarou x Reader
GENRE: fluff, crack (?), comfort (?)
WARNINGS: none :p
A/N: ok so I meant to write this a long time ago but...it obvs didn't happen ig- this is so self indulgent im- I wrote this bc i recently got most of my grades up from F's to B's and I'm proud so I want to show you guys how they would be proud of you too!!!
the moment you show him your new grades he's pulling you tight into his embrace
He had been helping you with your assignments for months now, staying up late with you on either video call or he was physically with you, comforting you when the stress was too much
But now all that work has paid off and your grade has finally got up, he couldn't be happier for you
His hands hold you firmly against him as you squeal into his shoulder, chuckles of his own seeping from his mouth
“I Did it. Finally,” you breathe out, like a 300 pound weight was lifted off your shoulders
“You did, Baby, and I’m so proud of you.”
You could cry, right now, honestly
You can bet your ASS hes buying you dinner- whatever you want bc its YOUR day
Hes gonna treat you like absolute ROYALTY (more than he already does, obvs)
A calming night with movies and cuddling would suffice too, he thought, bringing a soft, fleece blanket to your figure before letting you make yourself comfortable on his body, laying on the couch
You deserved this, after all your hard work :)
When you told him your grade went up, he just chuckles lightly before waking over with ease, patting you on the head a couple times before sincerely saying, “That’s amazing, Y/n, good job,” with a smile
He hadn’t helped you as much as he’d liked too, but he could see how hard you were working for this.
You had missed multiple calls and texts from him because you were studying, you arrive to school with dark circles under your eyes because of how late you stayed up for this-
You worked so damn hard for this, and you're finally getting what you wanted. He couldn't be prouder
His eyes widen as you topple him onto his bed, yet he wasnt surprised when his arms automatically wrapped around your figure to keep you on top of him, his large hands dragging you up to chest as you lay your head down near his shoulder, his fingers finding a strand of hair to play with while you sigh with content
He missed this
“Thank you, Haji.”
“For?”
“Waiting for me.”
“Of course. I’ll always be there.”
This. mf.
So fucking rude istg AND FOR WHAT
You excitingly told him ab your grades going up, yet he brushes it off
“Just now? Those assignments were easy,” he states
You were kinda pissed. Who was he to treat you like that? After you worked so hard?
But you were also kinda sad. Your boyfriend didn’t recognize how many hours you wasted doing work instead of texting him, how many sleepless nights you had simply doing late math work. He dismissed you like it was nothing
So, you turn around, not saying a word as you walk away
“Hey- wait,” he sighs, his fingers going to push his glasses back. “Good job. I guess.”
Your heels spin you around as your eyebrows perk up in confusion. You couldnt help the smile that painted your face, tho
“Wait, really?” you say with excitement
“Yeah, whatever, just,” he sighs again, turning around without warning before he says, “come on.”
“Where are we going?”
“What’s your favorite candy?”
“Baby! Guess what!”
“What, Kou?”
“I got my grades up!”
Yeahp. Him too. Honestly, this made you feel better, because you two had studied together (a tragic thing, really. You two barely processed a word that the textbooks emitted into your brains. Or maybe they didn't emit at all…)
“So did I!”
“Wait, actually?!”
“Yeah!”
You guys are yelling in keysmashes, piling on each other as you laugh and congratulate each other for your hard work
“I’m so proud of you, Baby!!!” He peppers kisses all over your face and body as you two lay on the floor together
“You too, Darling! Our hard work paid off, huh?”
“Sure did! Now I can be the best volleyball player and the best student,” he shouts with pride
Your loud giggles was your only reply, as your head turns and nuzzles into his side while his hands fixate on your back and your waist, his lips pressing soft butterfly kisses to teh crown of your head
heaven
update💀my grades went back down while i was writing this- hm- gonna go study after this ig
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All I want is some size kink headcanons with kirishima PLEASE HSHSHSH (I prefer fem)
Ok so this kinda turned into a horneé post about kirishima but it definitely has size kink overtones bc you can’t have kiri without a size kink you just can’t 🤷♀️ bone app the teeth @shorkbrian come get y’all juice
This man is built for size kink, everyone in the bnha fandom knows this, it’s canon at this point. Usually people headcanon him as being 6ft something, but not me. I’m built different and so is he. He is Fatgum height, and nearly as broad across with muscles. You heard me. He’s a behemoth of a man. 7’10 or bust babey!! I mean All Might is 7’2 so it’s not implausible in this world that he could get that tall.
The God of Himbos ™ there’s literally no one nicer on this planet, which helps make up for his near-cruel dick game. You’d better say a prayer to whatever god you believe in before he drills up into those guts. And he’s so nice the whole time too (usually).
Has thighs thicker around than your entire body. He’s like a tiger in that his legs are so strong that even if he got killed he could die standing up. He’s a beast. Loves it when you straddle his thigh and grind on him, begging for attention. And when his baby girl begs so sweetly, how can he refuse?
His biceps alone are bigger around than your head, his arms are so massive but are so gentle and careful with you. His hands are huge and rough as well, and he loves to cup your face (really your whole head with the size of his hands) and pepper it with smooches and sharp toothed smiles.
He loves all of you, but your ass really does him in. And he loves thighs too; but especially your ass. His hands are on those cakes 24/7 in some manner or another. If he could just keep a cheek in hand the whole day to squeeze on he’d die a happy man. Pinching, squeezing, smacking, spanking, biting, eating it. If it involves your ass then you’d best believe he’s into it.
He’s not even a tiny bit discreet about it, will stare and watch that thing wobble in your (and his) favorite sundress.
And if you can throw it back? Make it wiggle a lil for him? My mans is on one knee already.
You really are too cute for him to handle. He’s all hard edges, his figure large and intimidating. You just look so sweet and soft while pressed up on his chest, tiny hands grasping at whatever you can, moans and hiccups and girlish ‘ah ah ahs’ pouring out of your mouth while he pummels your juicy pussy. Too cute.
Loves to praise because he knows it makes you clench down and gush around him, which honestly he didn’t even know your pussy could get any tighter than it already was, but now you got him stuck inside your heavenly cunny and he’s not one to pass up an opportunity.
He’s up in your ear like, “Goddam baby girl, this pussy feels so fucking good around my dick. Whose is it? Huh? Who does this sweet little pussy belong to?” all while pounding you out, never breaking pace.
Near folds you in half when he gets down to business, you have to remind him to not squish you too much.
He might sort of have a thing for squishing you a lil 👀
Maybe more than a lil
He loves the noises his dick can draw from your sopping pussy and drooling mouth. Your tongue hangs out and he has you panting like a bitch in heat no matter what position.
The sloppier the better, he wants all the naughty noises you and your body can make for him.
One time he called you ‘Commander in Queef’ and you wouldn’t let him touch you for 3 days after that 💀
He wants to live a life with no regrets and that includes stuffing you silly every chance he gets. Every. Single. Chance. Doesn’t matter what AU he’s written in Kirishima lives and dies for your sweet pussy, it was made for him he just knows it.
Nothing has ever fit him better than his precious pebble’s pussy, even when you whine it’s too much he knows you can take it; he just has to do a bit of prep work.
He’s always too much in the beginning, no matter how much prep work goes in, there’s always that overwhelming stretch, that sense of total fullness that follows the whole way through. You learn to love it, and now you know that no other dick could possibly fill you up like his does.
You love his bigness, and even if you’re not petite, even if you’re big, up against him? Leedle girl. Leedle girl he likes to pick up and bounce on his dick til he creams inside your sensitive lil cunny and adds to the tummy bulge already present from his dick.
Speaking of which it’s legit like forearm sized idc idc. The first time he whipped it out you sucked your lips into your mouth in surprise because how the fuck were you gonna take that?? It’s so heavy that even when he’s fully hard it dips down below its own weight. It's much tanner than the rest of him, but ends in an angry reddish-purple head that’s oozing with thick precum. He’s got one thick vein that runs the length of it on the left, and then a smaller one running on the underside.
Suck on those veins and right underneath the head of his dick and Lord have mercy cuz he’s about to bust.
His cum is thick as hell and it comes out in buckets. He prefers to cum inside you because it satisfies his breeding kink and he loves to see his cum leak in thick rivers out of your destroyed little cunny while he tries to scoop and push the thick cream back inside.
He also likes cumming on your face but rarely gets to do that since it tends to get in your hair and fuck tryna get all that out.
His balls are huge and heavy, like each one are the size of a peach. They’re straight up wrecking balls. And they’re sooooo sensitive no matter how much experience he gets under his belt. He can’t keep his cool.
Like you could be sucking his dick for hours but the moment when you reach to cup his balls and play with them he’s putty.
Suck. On. Them. This man will go apeshit, rutting his hips up and moaning for more, just please keep playin’ with ‘em, pebble.
He wants to smother your face with them while he fucks your throat, or just smother you with them in general. He’s just a nasty dude that loves rubbing himself all over you, and seeing his huge dick plop down on your surprised face while he has you suck on his balls makes him cum HARD.
So yeah he’s just a big dude that you can use as a horny jungle gym, and all he asks in return is you let him destroy that tight little pussy over and over again.
#bnha headcanons#bnha smut#bnha imagines#kirishima smut#kirishima x reader#this was delicious to write
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I LOVE ASK GAMES!!!!! 32, 42, 50 and 1 (no potato asks this time ☹️) and i just saw ur reply to no. 4 so extra question — what’s ur mbti? :-O
love u hehe kisses ur lil head
YUNAAAAAAAAAヽ(♡‿♡)ノ hi baby love !!! this doesn feel right without a potato ask :/ anyways my mbti is INFJ :D
1. how are you feeling right now?
im ok at the moment! if this is a [general] ask then im pretty stressed and scared abt my future & graduating lol a lot is going on rn so its kinda overwhelming :/ but if this is a [right now] im ok !!! im eating a brownie and about to wash my face and try to sleep :P
32. what’s your favorite time of day?
i like a nice early afternoon bc i like to sleep in hehe <3 like the window from 11am-2pm is so nice *chefs kiss*
42. what word do you think you say the most often?
if this isnt a trick question and we arent including stupid little words like "the" or "like" then maybe fuck LMFAO which is not good but it is very consistent within my vocabulary. on a more positive note i feel like i also say love alot, whether its in song lyrics, saying it to someone, saying it about something, the L word also appears a good amount
50. what’s a food you hate?
so many....and ur so open and cultured when it comes to food so ur probably gonna kick my ass :/ LMFAOOOO IM SO PICKY. a few coming to mind are olives, ketchup, onions, peppers, the majority of seafood, blue cheese, etc. the list goes on
thank you for askin something ^v^
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also sorry anon i did general mark hc’s too!! after those are the mark as a bf headcanons :^) the hc’s are all over the place hhhhngnd i apologise
general mark headcanons:
scrunches his nose when his glasses are falling off his face
scratches his head excessively when he doesn’t know what to say
can’t sleep with the air-conditioning on bc he’s sensitive to cold ;;
likes it when you praises him, he’s subtle about it though
randomly strikes poses in the middle of conversations like… mark wth
BITES into his ice cream (theres this super old video of the boys visiting an ice cream shop in the US but i forgot what he did so i headcanon that he does that)
loves to act out the bohemian rhapsody guitar solo when he’s alone in his room
has a cup he brings around everywhere that has water or like… herbal tea or sum idk he’s used to carrying around this one cup anywhere in dorms
thrashes around A LOT in bed
has weird fucking dreams all the time
proceeds to narrate out said dreams to the 127/dream group chat…
the hyungs mostly leave him on read, taeyong is adamant on finding out the meanings of the dreams and jungwoo reacts with a cursed emoji
johnny and haechan shouts across the dorm to acknowledge his dream but the dreamies seem to be into it
they have a ‘mark hyung’s weird dreams’ archive
this mf never cleans his room it takes like having to have lost an important thing to motivate him to clean up but then it just goes back to how it was until the cycle repeats
mark chews with his mouth closed like a gud boy
breaks out in freestyle rap when he’s stressed or excited
occasionally checks out the fans’ fanfiction and he likes the fluffy ones but the dirty ones always make him cringe and make weird noises like he always does
mark as a bf:
always mf nervous when he holds your hand, not sure why
he likes the feel of his hand in yours
he likes your kisses too
mark has the habit of whining when he doesn’t get something when he’s with the members and it increases tenfold when he’s with you
no cuddles? whine
no kisses? whine
no attention? of course the mans whining
but you find it rlly cute and mark will be caught dead before the members find out how much more whiny he is with you
gives you the last watermelon on the plate
likes basketball dates where you both fail to make the hoop
“this one’s for y/n!” [mark misses]
“mark this is for you!” [you miss way worse than mark, going over the basketball post]
kisses on the forehead
kisses on your neck
kisses on your fingers
helps you to paint ur nails if you do!!!
you two also do impulsive things together
exhibit a: dyeing your hair together
exhibit b: cutting said hair together
mark offers to do a undercut for you but his hand is too shaky that you ask him to stop immediately
the man hates horror but can sit through thriller movies with you, although thriller still has those… jump scare elements
he likes detective/action movies
mark takes you to this outdoor restaurant once, kinda like that hit the states vid with haechan in dallas
there’s fairy lights and soft music playing and the food is really good too!
the ambiance is really beautiful and you can see the stars above you
it’s your favourite date with him to date
mark’s favourite date of yours was the first time you “went” out
he had busy schedules the next day and couldn’t stay out late so you two had to stay in the dorms for a first date
you opted for movies and maybe a small cuddling session to find our your boundaries and you two ended up liking it a whole lot
mark was very flustered which was the reason why he wanted to be hugging you form behind when watching the movie
the members left you alone, mostly
johnny wouldnt stop “accidentally” coming in for something he forgot just so he can update the others on what you two were doing
he doesn’t mean any harm, he’s just stoked to see his friend having someone more intimate to confide in other than the boys
mark plays the guitar for you and does a little jam session for you as well, but mostly the two of you hung out and talked about what you liked and disliked
mark would’ve loved to be at your place if he couldn’t go out but his manager said it might be better to stay in for fear of paparazzi and stuff like that
he also wished he could’ve introduced the boys a little later bc he wanted you to himself but he can’t always get what he wants
the members are nice to you but everyone’s ultimately a stranger to you so the next day you decide to stay in for another night for a movie night with the boys
its their off day the next day so its ok
mark has his hands in yours and squeezing your hand so tight bc he doesn’t want someone to see how fond he is of you
he’s shy please understand uwu
he becomes more comfortable towards the end of the night despite the teasing and when the movie ends he turns off the tv and leaves the boys be
and you two sleepily walk to his room
they blame him for all the unnatural cramps in their bodies the next day
the auntie who cooks for them is fond of you too
when you help its like delicious food galore part two
you can only do a few dishes tho, but it’s still delicious
mark likes to pepper kisses over your face when you’ve just woken up
his kisses are soft but his hands love to wander
his lips are very soft too
facetiming when he’s on tour/on lockdown/after a show
usually he’s in the car back to the hotel or washed up on his bed
but either way he looks really good
sleepy, raspy voice which always makes your heart beat faster
failed pickup lines that make you smile
mark likes to go on picnics with you, too
you met via a picnic, actually
your mats were across each other and the members were celebrating someone’s birthday and they decided to do it at a not-so frequented park bc they missed being out of schedules
your friends just wanted a day out
the ball they were playing with… landed in the brownies and you were ready to throw hands for your friend who was so excited about bringing those brownies
(she said it was ok she brought two trays of brownies)
you took one look at mark and swallowed your words, not knowing what to say
you shoot him a glare, more harsh than you intended and handed his ball back
mark had to get his hyung to say that he didn’t mean it bc he was pretty scared of you
and yes that’s how u met
all in all, mark loves you a lot and wouldn’t trade anything
mark loves all of you and isn’t afraid to show it behind closed doors when he’s kissing you with both your laughters laced into it
#mark lee#nct#nct mark#mark scenarios#mark imagines#mark fluff#mark smut#mark angst#nct scenarios#nct imagines#nct fluff#nct smut#nct angst#nct dream mark#nct dream scenarios#nct dream imagines#nct dream fluff#nct dream smut#nct dream angst#nct 127#nct 127 scenarios#nct 127 imagines#nct 127 fluff#nct 127 smut#nct 127 angst#nct drabbles#nct x reader#mark blurbs#super m#super m mark
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CONGRATULATIONS ON 666 MY ANGEL 💘 or in this case my devil 😈 we already know I am so in love with Suga and Noya that it hurts- so please can I have A, D, & K for my menssssss 👀❤️ i luv u
Sugawara Koushi
🍭 sweet 🍭
a- adventure
He’s always wanted to get a tattoo or a piercing but never really experimented with his appearance. Now that he works at an elementary school he’s even warier of altering his appearance. He does have his smiley pierced though!! its a piercing he can hide with small jewelry when he needs to (work) but can easily change out for something more apparent when he goes out or is feeling fun and flirty.
d- date
He just wants to see you happy. He is so versatile and able to do anything. If you want a nice dinner, he's showing up with reservations wearing his Sunday best/ Relaxing night at home? Netflix is already pulled up and he looked up recipes to try for homecooked meals. But his absolute favorite is watching the sunrise/set with you. There's something about the soft glow around you and knowing that he is starting and ending his day with you that brings him a great sense of warmth and comfort.
k- kiss
Soft and intuitive. he is always accurately aware of his surroundings but still pours all of his love into everyone. If it is appropriate for him to kiss your lips, he lifts your face up to his with a firm grip on your jaw to meet his impossibly soft lips.If he can’t kiss your lips he places a feather-light but lingering kiss on either your temple or wrist. each one Is followed by an ‘i love you’ murmured into your skin.
🌶 spicy 🌶
a- aftercare
King of cleanliness!! Always runs you a bath with your favorite bath bomb and candlelit. He carries you into the bathroom and washes you himself. massaging your scalp as he conditions your hair, and toweling you off afterward. He massages lotion into your sore muscles afterward and helps you with your skincare routine. All the while he whispers woods of affection and sweet nothings to you.
d- dirty secret
He wants to fuck you at school. Specifically in a school girl uniform. He’s wanted this since you got together in high school but now that he works at a school the need has intensified. The image of your skirt hitched up over your ass, thigh highs and falling apart over his desk. The idea makes him feral.
k- kink
exhibitionism, praise kink and TEASING. He wants to fuck you in public, at least to take you cum all over his fingers (only if you are comfortable with it). He loves to leave lingering touches and sultry tones in public to make you needy. he tells your hat you are soo good at taking him or how pretty you look crying on his cock. Call him senpai and he will go feral. I will not elaborate on this.
Nishinoya Yuu
🍭 Sweet 🍭
a- adventure
There isn’t much he hasn’t done. He’s never gone skydiving bc he’s secretly afraid of heights. you help urge him to take chances and do things like tall roller coasters or even bungee jumping but skydiving is something that he's always managed to weasel his way out of. But it’s ok because you got vouchers fro his birthday.
d- date
He is a feral child and I love him. He likes to do something fun, so theme parks or hiking. Boardwalks are his favorite, silly matching t-shirts, street food, fun rides. He drags you around, making you feel more like a baby sitter than an s/o at some points but its ok because he's cute when he's excited. The best part is at the end of the day he can relax with you on the beach. Holding you in his arms listening to the crash of the waves a you have random philosophical talks.
k- kiss
He! Loves! Kisses! He is always kissing you! Peppering you with small kisses when he walks by you, and giving you deep sensual ones whenever you sit down next to him. I feel it in my bones that he likes everything messy, so if he can he’s gonna make that kiss wet and sloppy and he will love it.
🌶 spicy 🌶
a- after care
Ok... He’s not the best but he TRYS!!! he will cuddle you to your hearts content, massages your muscles and will get a wet cloth to clean you up. That’s really the extent of it. If you tell him you want other things, he will do them and remember for the future but he doesn’t know better currently. He also is ver sleepy after sex so anything extravagant is no go unless you bring it up and emphasize the importance.
d- dirty secret
He steals your panties. No shame. He doesn’t even hide it. Especially when either of you go out of town. He takes his favorite pair and looks at them when he jerks of thinking of you. If he misses you a lot, he will use them and cum all over them. His favorite is a modest black and yellow striped pair. He jjsut thinks you look so cute and precious in them. You have for sure seen him using your panties and he thought it was even hotter that you knew.
k- kink
TITTY FUCK! MARKING!! THIGHS!! Body Worship!! He just loves you so much!! He loves every bit of you! Personality and body and he wont let you forget it! Let him fuck your chest and he will l i t e r a l ly go feral. In general, he can’t keep his hands and mouth off of your chest. He just wants you to ride him so your pretty titties will bounce for him. He can’t help but want to leave bite marks and hickies all over your body. He wants people to know you are his, and also just you to have a reminder for later. He loves leaving them on your inner thigh and hips. SPEAKING of thighs. he loves them. he's a grabby mf and wants to hold on to all of you. his sex drive is high so if he needs help and you aren’t up for it, he is more thanpleased at your offer to fuck your thighs. He just loves all of you so much and wants to cherish every inch.
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Dinos at the Beach || Tap Texts
Summary: Party planning between Pip and Tad aka Pip asks Tad questions and makes 95% of the decisions
@i-am-obnoxious
Pip Seville:
okay hi
This might seem awk but i need like a detailed breakdown of all your allergies as i put together this birthday menuuuu
like most cakes have dairy in them but is that okay? or is like milk in batter fine? like once its cooked?
Samwise Theodore Tad Fiske:
uhhh
milk is just a no go in general my dude
Pip Seville:
right and eggs too right? is it all dairy
jesus u live like the saddest life
Samwise Theodore Tad Fiske:
bro :(
Pip Seville:
I said it in solidarity!
Samwise Theodore Tad Fiske:
I dont think its
I think it's the lactod thing
Pip Seville:
oh wow there's a difference? i had no idea
oh wow i googled ur right thats insane
Samwise Theodore Tad Fiske:
yeah. Sucks :(
sometimes I still risk it all for ice cream my dude
but it sure hurts
Pip Seville:
i understand. i too would probably risk it sometimes
but this is great news! we dont have to worry about dairy free, just lactose free!
Samwise Theodore Tad Fiske:
!!!! :grinning:
Pip Seville:
any other allergies i should know about here
Samwise Theodore Tad Fiske:
uhhh dont think so
Pip Seville:
great! okay so my og question: cake vs. cupcakes
Samwise Theodore Tad Fiske:
hmmm
cake. More to eat! :laughing:
Pip Seville:
well i mean technically we can probably make twice as many cupcakes for the same amount as a cake but cakes are a classic
considering your guest list which is very long i would actually recommend cupcakes...
Samwise Theodore Tad Fiske:
ohhh
I'm confused
Pip Seville:
which part was confusing
its just that people can have like two cupcakes if we do cupcakes but if we do one cake then it might actually be less cake
per person
Samwise Theodore Tad Fiske:
just like if youre vibing with one why give me the choice my dude
Pip Seville:
i am giving you all the details! its your choice though, if you want a cake we can do a cake
Samwise Theodore Tad Fiske:
ohhhhh
Pip Seville:
and you said you wanted more cake. so despite the fact that cupcakes are little cakes, you can have more of them
sorry if this is too complicated we can totally do a big big cake
Samwise Theodore Tad Fiske:
nah it's cool bro
cupcakes n stuff
Pip Seville:
so thats a go on cupcakes
Samwise Theodore Tad Fiske:
sure thing bro
Pip Seville:
great! so what about flavor of cake and frosting?
i think chocolate has more lactose, we can still get like a lactose free chocolate option but it might not taste as good idk
Samwise Theodore Tad Fiske:
awww man 🤔
Pip Seville:
its possible! my aunt knows a lot about this stuff (she's going to make it) so if you want chocolate we can find a way to make it happen
Samwise Theodore Tad Fiske:
wait ur serious? Broooo 😃
will others think its gross?
Pip Seville:
um idk i have not tried it because we have not made it yet lol
id say doing a vanilla or something might be safer if you're concerned
Samwise Theodore Tad Fiske:
bro what if like
we did that thing where you like
test the vibe
Pip Seville:
a taste test? i mean we could
the only thing is my aunt is pretty busy soooo i would probalby have to follow her recipe and hopefully not fuck it up if we do a test batch
Samwise Theodore Tad Fiske:
ohhh
could try at my place my dude. Gilly's kinda good at this stuff
Pip Seville:
yeah okay i'll ask amy to make a recipe. so chocolate cake. do u want chocolate icing too?
Samwise Theodore Tad Fiske:
ooo
yeah dude!!!!
Pip Seville:
got it, double chocolate
ok for drinks i was thinking we could do virgin pina coladas and margs and and then a sangria, plus like, we can buy a bunch of sodas does that sound good
Samwise Theodore Tad Fiske:
oooo
does the UK have Dr. Pepper?
Pip Seville:
yes we do
Samwise Theodore Tad Fiske:
duuuude yes
Pip Seville:
okay i will write down dr pepper lolol. any other drink requests
Samwise Theodore Tad Fiske:
nah bro that's pretty good for me
Pip Seville:
great! what about snacks?
Samwise Theodore Tad Fiske:
uhhhh chips?
Pip Seville:
you mean potato chips right
of course you do
okay! i was also thinking we could do like cute little pigs in a blanket (but they'd be like pigs-in-a-towel lol, beach theme), and then fruit-kabobs for a vegetarian option
Samwise Theodore Tad Fiske:
yeah bro
not vibing with the piggies though
Pip Seville:
why not?
Samwise Theodore Tad Fiske:
dont really like the hot dogs
Pip Seville:
okay...
do you like chicken fingers?
Samwise Theodore Tad Fiske:
yo yessss
does this place do those dino ones? Those are hilarious
Pip Seville:
we could get dino ones but i was actually thinking starfish
staying on theme haha lol
Samwise Theodore Tad Fiske:
oh
Pip Seville:
Ooooor we could do
dinos at the beach
Samwise Theodore Tad Fiske:
😂 duuuude yessss
Pip Seville:
perfect!
okay any other must-have snacks? do you like goldfish?
Samwise Theodore Tad Fiske:
who doesn't like goldfish my dude? They got milk in them tho bro
Pip Seville:
wow really
rip
Samwise Theodore Tad Fiske:
yeah 😞
Pip Seville:
oh cheese DUH
okay here was another idea i had which idk about lactose options here but i mean they HAVE to make lactose free marshmallows and stuff right bc like
bonfires are very popular
i was thinking we could build one in your garden if your parents are okay with it
toward the end, you know? people can sit around and talk, roast marshmallows
Samwise Theodore Tad Fiske:
ooo. Well you know we could do the regular mallows bro. I don't have to eat that stuff
Pip Seville:
are you sure? i mean i can get some
Samwise Theodore Tad Fiske:
there are other kinds?
Pip Seville:
i dunno? i was just saying if there is a lactose free marshmallow, i can get you a bag and then we can get regular marshmallows for everyone else
Samwise Theodore Tad Fiske:
if they exist my dude then yeah!
Pip Seville:
okay! do you think your parents will be ok with a bonfire?
Samwise Theodore Tad Fiske:
hang on I'll go ask
[5 minutes later] yoooo we're good
Pip Seville:
brilliant!
okay i will send you a list of all the items i have to purchase for this party, without cake stuff (that will be part of my present to you) so your parents can approve bc like i cannot afford all this myself lmfao
Samwise Theodore Tad Fiske:
yeah that sounds good my dude. Thanks
Pip Seville:
my pleasure 😉 if you have any ideas yourself or other requests just text me
Samwise Theodore Tad Fiske:
oh oh
so bonfires nice n all but uh I noticed it's still kinda
cold outside bro
Pip Seville:
well thats why we do the bonfire
it wont be cold around it
Samwise Theodore Tad Fiske:
yeah. Could also like vibe with some extra blankets
Pip Seville:
yes, exactly! i was thinking we could do beach chairs and stuff but people could also brnig towels and blankets to sit on
this is as close as i can do for a beach in january lmao
Samwise Theodore Tad Fiske:
duuuude youre so awesomeeee
Pip Seville:
i know 😎
Samwise Theodore Tad Fiske:
😂 its gonna be so lit!
Pip Seville:
hopefully!
okay im sending you the playlist to approve too
and the draft of the new invite
we should probably arrange a time for the taste test sometime this weekend
Samwise Theodore Tad Fiske:
sick
u got it
Pip Seville:
i'll text u my availability i have to get my new schedule
Samwise Theodore Tad Fiske:
sweet. Just let me know bro
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Black Friday thoughts
(All the spoilers beware!!!)
with lala n ari (hi I’m @drawinglinesinarbitraryplaces if yall dont know me)
These were our thoughts the first time watching my digital ticket through. It will be long. There will be spoilers.
ITS JOEY
ITS KURT MEGA
I can’t remember how to spell her name but she looks like an excited child and i just Acting (it’s Jaime yall dw)
i was on board until fifty quid was an only
Robert forgot the choreo and lala just went OH MY GOD WHAT A DARLING so
DAN AND DONNA?????
E M M A A N D P A U L
I wanted a salad, but, now I have a child
Emma my darling I’m so sorry about ur sister
DUMBLEDORE????!?!?
BY GRACE DO U MEAN GRACE CHASTITY?!?!?!?!?!?
LADIDADAH DAY OH MY GOD
Paul ur such a mess ily
Emma shows up had an hour late with Starbucks
i dont really like getting hit by cars any more
i dont get flashbacks i remember bad things vividly
Both of the above are moods but who hurt them
PLAID
@drawinglinesinarbitraryplaces saw plaid and immediately said ‘is he a lesbian? Wait no’
What do you mean I have to look after a child
ITS THE OKAYS
Tim’s a mood
and even if I did, HOW WOULD IT FIT INTO THE SEDAN?!
Paul’s buddy bill
Well I will be GODDAMMED if he doesn’t have a merry FUCKING Christmas!!!!
We stopped for like ten minutes to watch @dialovesyellow being an idiot but we love her so it’s fabulous
At the same time though were not going to be able to do this in one sitting bc we spent like 30mins chatting to dia and heeter
Dumbldore grew a beard?? No??
No comment
He’s a chaotic mess but we love him
(Heather started playing the mii song on the piano while he was singing which was fUn)
FLASH! BANG! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!!??
But dumbledores voice is still stunning
How does he hit high notes whilst still not opening his mouth like at all
Jeez Corey that’s dark
Corey everything ur character says to lex is m e a n
MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEEEEY!! JUST FOR MEEE!!!!!!
why does anyone want this
no it isn’t cute
get away from it stop it
Lala: ROBEEEEEEEERRRRT
I want his jacket
WEAR ANOTHER GLOVE ETHAN
Fuck Ethan lost lexs sister
@drawinglinesinarbitraryplaces : Everyone’s wearing plaid they must be lesbians
Now we gotta talk to the imaginary spider from outer space
Not crazy but creative
A certified mess
Don’t u fuckin laugh
SEVEN FUCKING THOUSAND DOLLARS
CALIFUCKINGFORNIA
MY MOMS A BITCH
The new lil girl can’t dance but we love her
Califomia sounds like speed run from tto conspiracy theory
Nuff said
That’s not how cameras work babe
Legend
Jesus Robert and the girl who plays lex can s i n g
LINDA
Linda bribing people is a mood
Becky Barnes. Nuff said.
Linda’s buying four what the fuck
IN SO MANY WORDS YESS!
I HOPE YOU DONT GET A WIGGLY! I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE!!
Well my children were accidents!
Becky is stunning but Linda’s also a bitch
Becky we love you
Becky my darling I’m so sorry
YEAH GERALD
Becky wants to fuck dumbledore
Jesus they’re both a mess
THE HOMELESS DUDE???!!??
OMG IT IS THE HOMELESS DUDE!!!!!!
They all just,,, got out of the line to dance around Becky and dumbledore
Oh my god it’s a train wreck!
(My favourite)
What do you say?!?!?!
Oh my god they’re a mess
Opening the doors!!!
DID YOU KNOW IF YOU SPEND MONEY, YOUR KIDS WILL LOVE YOU MAYBE??
Gotta love some capitalism
The cast is huge what is this witchcraft
COREY FINALLY GOT HIS OWN SONG ITS BEEN SO LONG
but his dancing there ?? stop it
GIVE US YOUR FUCKING MONEY! GIVE US YOUR FUCKING CASH!
Jaime up in here buying all of the fucking dolls
Linda u melodramatic bicth
ARE YOU HEARING THIS GARY!?!?!?
Linda’s like,,, ‘well shit guess I can’t buy four’
Gary really????
Shut the fuck up!
Fuck you! (Dramatically)
Kurt fucking up and stole a wiggly that’s a yike
Jesus this song is a bop
They spent approximately all of their budget on wiggly dolls and none on choreo
THATS where that comes from ooohhhhh
Joey only ever plays a douche with voice cracks especially in this show
Santa Claus is going to high school
Yikes what did he do to get banned from the mall
hes being a good father figure though
I get the feel he’s being slightly manipulative tho idk if that’s intentional
This is so sad lex play despacito
Yikes who’s beating Ethan up
GET IN THE KIDDIE TUNNEL
BECKY NO
TOM YES
Holy shit is Ethan dead
Jesus I’m going to cry Ethan no
NO!!!!! YOU CANT DO THAT!!!!!!!!
(Said in a Jeff voice) GET ME THAT FUCKIN DOLL IM JN A HURRY
I have pepper spray and I can use it more than you can ever imagine
(Said in a joey voice) I don’t know if u wanna wanna wanna wanna wanna wanna fuck with meeee
And YOU are the most special person in it. I KNOW THAT!
Joey either plays characters with all the voice cracks or dramatic low voices
Did joeys Randi character kill Linda
YES I FUCKING SEE HIM
The Black Friday from hell
Shopper mania and a fuck ton of it
Yeah bob,,, are you serious
Jamie’s in love with the wiggly immediately
Kurts character gets it
Jaime can do background acting much good
President kurt is a yike
ITS GENERAL MACNAMARA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK YEAH WE CALL IT PEIP
Just me and a few of my peeps
ok so this is a Thing
As in crisis and mcnamara
The crowd went fucking wild when macnamara showed up and so did I
Jeffs falsetto song is a whole bop
BOP
And these eldritch forces are rising
Jeff just yeets the wiggly ookay
President kurt is having a meltdown
Is this spies are forever
INTERMISSION
bop
jeff doesnt look like a child
What does this have to do with anything
I mean the high school song is a bop but
Christopher cringle
Mr humbugger
Jingle! Jangle!
If anyone sees two elves in my locker I’ll get expelled for sure!
What the fuck
height difference in elves
Also what the fuck
Is Robert Santa now
OMG I’m calling it this is the film they were talking about
good choreo !!
Robert Lauren and the new guy who I thought was Corey for like the first 20 mins are all good dancers
This song is still a bop
What the fuck am I watching (Tom not me)
Omg I was right
Santa turns into a teenager so he can reconnect with the youth?????
okay What is this and can i punch it
their expressions whilst watching the shitty film is a mood
Beckys the only sane character
Becky and Tom are such white names
Plot twist Tom killed his wife
(lala that’s mean I’ll fight you)
WHITE NAMES AND QUARTERBACK AND CHEER CAPTAIN IM
why can i see tears in her eyes from this far away this is so sad alexa play haus of holbein
Holy fuck did she kill Stanley
Well yikes
You say you killed your family, I hope I killed mine
Well that’s that we got exactly halfway through imma post this now
#tgwdlm#starkid#black friday#black friday spoilers#robert manion#lauren lopez#jeff blim#starkid musical#musicals#black friday starkid#black friday musical
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Lesbian ask game 5, with a twist 1-50 👀
OK BABE YOU CAN'T FOOL ME but you're cute and ily so
(I know you sent this like 5 days ago but this was a lot to answer and I wanted to get them all right because HAPPY 6 MONTHS BABE IF WE CANT GO ON A TRIP THEN THIS WHOLE DAMN MONTH IS OUR 6MO CELEBRATION 💕)
1. Their hair is fucking gorgeous I love the texture and its teal (I did the dye and cut!!!)
2. Their eyes are beautiful mid tone brown i love seeing the way the sun reflects off them 💕
3. Their age? Either a wise elder stuck in a teenagers mind stuck in an adults body or did you mean like in dog years?
4. We met on an app 🤷♀️ love finds you when you're not looking
5. S is very ticklish I don't even have to touch just wiggle my fingers in their direction and they fall over giggling
6. Their favorite song??? Idk if they have a #1 fave but their fav band is Mickey Darling
7. Their fave movie is avengers we watched it the other night at a drive in:)
8. Their fave book... idk babes a dork Harry Potter probably :P
9. Their fave TV show is She-ra honorable mentions for Avatar and My Hero
10. Their celebrity crush is........... me 😎
11. Babe wants a cat but allergies make that a uh problem (still trying to convince s to get a naked cat we will see how successful I am!!!)
12. There are SO MANY songs that make me think of them heres a whole Playlist but #1 is smother me and I'll follow you into the dark
13. Does s play sports.. well. Do you count the bedroom?
14. My favorite things about their body.. their dimples! Their hands! Their smile and the way their eyes crinkle when they do, the sound of a big belly laugh, their soft tummy and thighs to lay on, their butt is pretty cute too idk
15. My favorite personality traits! Don't get me started! The way they can uphold their boundaries firmly but not unkindly. The way they will get rude if needed to get someone to listen, the way they listen so intently when I talk about the Deep Stuff and the way they listen to my suggestions on the bad days even when they don't want to do what I suggest. The way they look at a new leaf unfurling on one of our house plants and the way they will talk and sing to my bird, the way they care so deeply for their loved ones and would do anything for them, the way they hold me almost every night bc its easier for me to fall asleep since I work early even though their work day ends right before I have to sleep. The way they rub my head and my back when I can't sleep and the way they absent mindedly rub their thumb on my hand or say I love you for the millionth time or do the arm jerk robot arm dance when they're excited or nervous and so many more i gotta go lay down....
16. Their style is emo boy/tacky 80s dad and I love it!
17. Our first date we went to a little vegan restaurant/bar then to an emo night at a bar! The bar double booked though so we didn't get the emo night we anticipated but thats okay!
18. A tiny detail they don't know I notice... idk I say most things I'm thinking outloud so if I notice something i say it lol no secrets here
19. Their talents! They are good at viddy James and they are good at cooking especially seasoning and just throwing random things into a meal, they are good at planning down to details, also the talents don't stop in the bedroom I'm just sayin
20. A tiny poem about S
Ways I say I love you that aren't outloud
Making sure you drink water
Scooting closer
Making you laugh
Asking how's your day been
Tracing my fingers on your skin
Giving us a clean place to spend our time
Encouraging you to try something new
Opening the blinds
Being your cheerleader
Baby you're my sunshine
You shine so bright and even on the cloudy days you're what warms my soul.
I love you.
Have you had any water today?
21. Do they have a tumblr? Yeah! Baby come off anon lol
22. What makes them laugh? Well any goofy noise or silly song i make up usually will get them, they're pretty ticklish so that works too also memes and cat videos
23. S is a Taurus sun with dominant Aries chart and im a sag sun with dominant Capricorn chart depends which app you ask but I say we are pretty damn compatible
24. Babe has always wanted to travel in general. I know Colorado was a plan for a while, Germany has come up before. I think as long as we are together and near a beach we both would be happy to go anywhere
25. Things that are interesting to baby are heros/magic people, babies, animals, romcoms and anything to do with live music
26. I realized I loved them like on our 2nd date! I was so stressed bc I had just gotten out of a toxic relationship and while I was totally over the romantic connection to that person I was still feeling alot of hurt and trying to recover and I met S while I was slutting it up on tinder and I was Not Ready to be in love again like I WAS but I was so scared of fucking things up between us by committing "too soon" but S was so patient and never pressured me but I could tell they had feelings and so did I but like I was better at hiding them. I love them so much I'm so glad we met.
27. Their favorite food group is comfort food/toddler menu: grilled cheese, nuggs, pizza, also their top fave is fideo
28. Babe hates alot of foods I don't know them all yet but bell peppers, onions, also new foods are scary but they will try something if I make it/want to eat somewhere they've never been which just makes me 🥰
29. Hogwarts house is slytherin!
30. Babes element? Well their chart is fire/earth heavy. I say earth is their element!
31. Something that makes baby angry is people being rude for seemingly no reason also people who don't respect boundaries
32. S is taller than me by like 5 inches i think
34. Idk if they want their name on here so
35. Their aesthetic is like kitchy/goth/boho vibes. Dark vibrant colors, lots of plants, lots of art, skulls, comfortable space with blankets and pillows that's pretty and interesting to look at
36. Well the first thing I bought them was a drink lol but the first proper gift was a stuffed sloth they had wanted for a long time bonus facts I had to snoop on their insta to find a picture of the sloth and zoom in/brighten the picture to read the tag and did some sleuthing online but I found it! His name is theo
37. Baby is def a night owl
38. I brag the most about babe's just general goodness. I tell anyone who will listen how good they make me feel and how they listen and give good advice even when I don't want to follow it, and their top priority is keeping me safe and secure and also they're really fucking hot but I can't say that normally.
39. S has some rings and a necklace they like to wear if they're looking Certified Fresh
40. I'm a vegetarian, babes not
41. Oh fuck idk what their fave school subject is I would have to guess lit/reading??
42. Their clique is skaters/emo/scene lol
43. We have been together 6 months almost exactly!! 😍
44. Describe their laugh. Oh my God, well there's the cute nervous/goofy laugh they do most the time, there's this snort/chortle they do when I'm being extra goofy that I love, and sometimes I get them to do the whole throw head back full belly deep laugh and my heart goes 🥰🥰🥰🥰!!!!!!!!!!
45. Nah they don't wear makeup
46. Favorite art medium? Like to do? Painting I think.
47. Babe plucks around on bass and ukulele sometimes and they're a PRO at belly bongos
48. S identifies with cats the most
49. Babe likes the outdoors but it's not their comfort zone so there's resistance when I suggest it but if I insist they end up having a good time. Idk if s would like camping though.
50. This picture is my wallpaper I love them so much and bought this shirt for them!!! (Fun fact I left the store and went home and later decided to go back and get the shirt bc I LOVE them and their tacky 80s dad vibes)
#you think youre slick!#well jokes on you!!! compliment shower!!!!!#i fucking love you so damn much#asks#rb bait#ask games#wlw#personal#donut rebagle
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explorers of arvus: port draavos / 3.23.20
and now for something different: the misadventures of the hope’s guard
so for the past 3 years ive been in an ongoing dnd5e campaign run by michael called Explorers of Arvus, which is super cool and super fun and i love it a whole lot! and back when i used twitter, i’d liveblog our sessions and that ended up being my way of note taking bc im otherwise quite terrible at it
after i stopped using twitter, that had the side effect of me not keeping notes anymore, so i kind of didnt remember any of the past couple sessions? especially because its hard for all 6 of us to have like, schedules that make sense, so there’s a lot of distance between each session.
and then i realized i can just take notes shitpost-liveblog style and then just… like, put it on tumblr or whatever. i’ll probably make like, ill probably port over my old liveblog threads onto here sometime but until then: we played d&d today! Time For Shenanigans
some quick context:
we’re called the Hope’s Guard, but our unofficial silly name is Chunch Bunch
the Dungeon Master is Michael aka Skalter aka @openlyeight
Taure M’ea is a half-elf paladin played by Penn aka @penn-name and she is doing her best.
Sieron Astora is a human (secretly half-orc) wizard played by Jorb aka @jorbs-palace and he’s basically the protagonist, and also starting to be gay for Charlie
Charlie Wickfield is a halfling wild magic sorcerer played by Leos aka us and she’s known for being very chaotic, lighting things on fire, and having a high charisma score but no idea how to articulate anything
Thorne is a half-orc warlock played by Solar aka @craftlands and he grew up in nonsense land aka the feywild and i love him, and also he’s fine-tuned to be able to snipe the shit out of anything within a 600 ft radius of him w/ eldritch blast
Silje Cottonwood is a tabaxi blood hunter played by Nyx aka @patheticnyas and he is very edgy but also a cat and is VERY gay for Thorne
our general goal is to stop some motherfucker called Halvkar / the God-King from… i dunno, being a huge bitch? he dumped zombies all over Arvus and that’s a problem. its late at night and i just played d&d for several hours
AND SO: WE PLAYED D&D FOR THE FIRST TIME OF THE DECADE
last time:
chunch bunch beat up the cult and now we’re FINALLY GOING TO ARVUS, YALL
(also we picked up a cat)
(his name is silly. its silje but literally pronounced like “silly”)
sieron hatched a child! so like, we have a lil coatl friend now
OH RIGHT SIERON HAS A MOM. sierons mom is here
charlie and sieron attempted to have a gay scene but charlie went off script by being “[internal dial up noises]” when sieron said something really heartwarming
we’re in fort draavos! and now we’re picking up sidequests and just kinda wanderin around. woo!
NOW, ON EXPLORERS OF ARVUS:
thorne and charlie discuss the morals of necromancy, and also the concept of “[charlie voice] necromancy racism”
EVERYONE IS BONDING WITH CHARLIE TODAY taure gave charlie the rune of wound closure and told her to stay safe and im :keralisweep:
accidentally started a cutscene bc charlie is very loud in a temple, oop. some priests(?) glared at us and walked off and im sure they wont stab us later!
ingrid the adorkable friend has been having reoccuring nightmares about a dark figure w/ black robes standing above a bleeding platform high in the air over a swamp and summoning undead, so we’re gonna go hit that up! it MIGHT be like, a vision of the past, but even if so thats still pretty relevant
also there’s a cool half orc lady named undril silvertusk who we’re gonna escort to camp vengeance! she’s awesome
thorne: i was in a dungeon once
charlie: you got better!
thorne: [points] i DID get better!
summer: can i roll to steal the laser gun?
michael: if you find the dragon, you can try to steal the laser gun.
solar: guys, we have to protect the lesbians at all costs. and if one of them turns out to be an ancient gold dragon and curses my dick, then so be it
taure: dont worry, i wont let you die.
ingrid: …okay :D!
THE HOT SPRINGS EPISODE IS FINALLY HAPPEN sorry thorne. charlie dabbed at a buff tiefling
charlie is too fucking short for the hot springs. also she’s like 50% hair so she is Dying
time for food! we ran into an adventuring party that is apparently based off one michael was part of in another campaign, and i think the buff tiefling is his? also taure ordered samples of everything and then got Super plastered
thorne rolled really good to infodump hardcore about arvus artifacts and it is cute and id die for him
oop michael asked for all our passive perception
omg theres an introduction of a ~mysterious character~ and originally theyre supposed to just sneak off but then michael realized they’d be genuinely interested in thorne’s infodumping so now theyre just Lurking
the opposite of a slow burn is a fast explosion
[everyone gets distracted quoting realtime fandub]
oops taure is depressed! ALSO SHE BROKE UP WITH SIGRA??? charlie is VERY bad at emotional support so she’s just “uhhhhhhhhh”, but thankfully thorne catches her before she faceplants into her potatoes
CAN ANY OF US CARRY TAURE??? SHE’S IN FULL ARMOUR AND ALSO PASSED OUT
michael: what do you do with the bottle?
summer: eat it
charlie get haircut! WITH SWORDS. her hair is now like midway down her back so its like, a bit shorter than when she first met everybody
silje: do you want this [the hair he cut off]?
charlie: UH WHAT WOULD I .. DO WITH IT…
silje: …make a rope?
charlie: yknow what i might as fucking well, who knows if id need spare hair
penn: i dont think taure is horny tho!
summer: ITS OK, SILJE IS HORNY ENOUGH FOR ALL OF US
michael: Sieron, Str of 10- action hero
Thorne, str of 14- twink
nyx: silly, str of 13- cat
solar: i guess thorne is a hunk.
michael: thorne is a twunk
summer: the t in thorne stands for twunk
taure, extremely drunk and sad: CHARLIE IM SORRY I MADE YOU BURN DOWN THAT LIBRARY
(sieron and thorne carried her to bed and she ended up apologising a whole lot about literally everything)
jorb/sieron wants to know if charlie’s hair has any lingering wild magic nonsense!
thorne’s staring out the window! and also discord kept censoring solar when they were trying to say that
THIS ENTIRE AREA IS WITHIN THORNE’S RANGE.
solar: i could shoot someone at the thundering boar tavern [from our tavern]
jorb: [as thorne] WRONG TAVERN, IDIOT!
solar called soldier:76 a cornfucker and it blindsided me so hard
michael: silje cottonwood, dark edgy blood hunter. [flops over on camera] NOTICE MEEEEEEEE
WE’RE NOW MAKING NONSTOP FORT DRAAVOS PUNS. i had to go clean pepper’s litter and when i came back they were STILL GOING
thorne pets silje on accident bc silje ws doing an anime squat on the balcony’s railing and is now having a crisis of “is it appropriate to pet the furry?” AND ALSO SILLY IS VERY SOFT
jorb & michael: [say something cursed]
summer: [looking around frantically] I DONT HAVE AN IMPROVISED WEAPON
solar: Allow Me. [brandishes baseball bat on camera]
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HC: feisty taken!mc gets hit on
this is longer than i expected it to turn out
i’m not quite sure how it happened, but it did
headcanon up ahead
check out my masterpost here
Yoosung:
you and yoosung decide that a day at the zoo would be nice
animals and stuff, y'know?
gorgeous day- blue skies, fresh air, the works
but it’s also really fucking hot
so the two of you duck into the gift shop to browse
yoosung catches sight of a stuffed ! giraffe ! (((omg))) and he wanders off to check it out
you totally didn't stay behind to look at those little monkey stuffies with velcro patches on the palms and feet
oh my god they have neon orange monkeys?
"hey beautiful"
you freeze in the midst of sticking one of the monkey's palms to its foot
that wasn't your bby yooyoo
you slap on a smile as you turn to see a guy leering at you
"hi"
"what's a beautiful thing like you doing in a place like this?"
wtf man it's a zoo why CAN'T I BE HERE ALONE AT A ZOO
calm down mc calm down ok you can do this
"listen, i'm not here-"
then he does it
he touches the boat butt
INSTANT RAGE COURSES THROUGH YOU
"hey! what do you think you're doing to my girlfriend?" yandere!yoosung appears behind you somewhere, having finally surfaced from the world of animal stuffies, but you're one step ahead
you crack the guy across the face
he's reeling from shock, staring at you as he touches his reddening cheek
"don't you ever go around doing that to me or other women again, or i'll fucking hunt you down myself"
yoosung's arm is around your waist
he's glaring daggers at the guy, but once the two of you leave the gift shop he's smiling his megawatt smile
he bestows upon you a kiss and a stuffed giraffe
"you. are. fantastic."
Zen:
it was opening night of a minor production
it also happened to be your debut as a musical actress- with you as the lead
oh god were you nervous about it
zen, as the doting and loving boyfriend he was, soothed your worries and handed you a bouquet of roses as you waited in your dressing room
"knock 'em dead, jagiya"
your love for him knew no bounds
and with that, you actually did knock 'em dead literally
nailed it~
after the curtains drew and the audience left, you were surrounded by cast and crew members
much praise, so love
giddy on happiness, you looked around for zen
but someone taller than you was in your way
you looked up to see your co-star, the other lead in the play
"hey mc, i wanted to tell you for a while now, but i wasn't sure how to bring it up..."
curious
you peered up at him
"what it is?"
then he obscured your vision
smooch
"i know you're dating someone, but i kind of like you and i was wondering-"
you didn't think, didn't even hear his words- just saw red
and then you popped him one, right on the nose
gasp
the people around you stopped their celebrations to stare
"what the actually flippity flop fuck is wrong with you?" you screech
he touched his nose, winced
broken? maybe?
you didn't care
an arm wrapped around you from behind as the asshole co-star was led off by one of the stagehands
were you going to hit someone else tonight? BRING IT ON YOU WERE ON FIRE THE IMMIGRANT SONG WAS PLAYING ON REPEAT IN YOUR HEAD FITE ME M8
"i can't believe that was my princess doing that"
so much pride in zen's gentle voice. it brought instant relief
you collapsed leaned back against him, though something else caught your eye
he had offered you another bouquet of roses
where you get so many roes from?
you turned in his arms and gave him a noisy kiss, giggling
"you spoil me"
then you stalled, seeing something else dancing in those crimson eyes of his
he leaned in, his lips brushing the shell of your ear
"i want every trace of that guy off you. i don't want you remembering the feeling of anyone's hands, body, or lips on you except for mine. you're mine, jagiya, do you understand? the only wolf who gets to play with you is me."
it was followed by zen sweeping you off in a princess hold before he headed back to your dressing room
well o shit
Jaehee:
I'm not really sure how to do Jaehee's? Honestly, I'm not super fond of her character so far -she's really uptight?- and I don't really have a good grasp of how she would react without being generic. Sorry. Hopefully I'll understand her better when I play her route.
Jumin:
you were at a dinner with juju and his father (new girlfriend, too) as well as one of his father's long-time associates who also happened to be a Very Important Frand™
nervous as you were, your great personality really shone under the pressure and you impressed the associate
goal accomplished
but maybe you impressed him too much
bc after you headed off to the bathroom and did your bizzness, you came out to find him waiting for you in the hall
the man descended on you like a hawk
he buttered you all up, basically backing you up until he had you kabedon'd but you wouldn't give
"what does that jumin boy give you that i cannot? if you're worried about lifestyle, i can lavish you with diamonds and riches beyond your wildest dreams. if you're worried about the bedroom, i'll assure you that i've aged like fine wine"
uhh but i don't want your wrinkly sausage
you pushed him back before he could kiss you, but you didn't want to land a blow in case you got your ass sued or killed the man
ok but it was pretty fifty-fifty that you'd snap at this point
"you listen to me, and listen well because i'll only say this once; i love jumin. more than anything. my love can't be bought with money, nor with promises of treasure and luxury. he could be penniless and without a name, and he would still have my heart"
man was shooketh
you smiled real sweet "excuse my language, but sir, go fuck yourself"
"mc..."
you paled. jumin was standing at the end of the hall, watching the two of you
you had learned to read him pretty well
or so you thought
those beautiful grey eyes held no distinguishable emotion
the man quickly excused himself as jumin walked over
you panicked
he pulled you into a hug
whaaaaat?
"each day, i keep thinking that i couldn't possibly love you anymore than i already do. how do you always prove me wrong?"
jumin pls we're standing outside the washrooms and the lady passing by is giving us a weird look
you're crushing me, let's crunch out a real cheesy line so he'll let go and we can snuggle it out somewhere else
"because our love is only going to continue to grow"
chokes
jumin bby how are you so strong for someone who only plays golf?
Seven:
didn't happen, you two never go outside
you were begging saeyoung to go to the supermarket
please
707 may be able to sustain himself on PhD Pepper and Honey Buddha Chips, but 606 was going to die if she didn't get any vegetables
or rice i'm asian dammit saeyoung
he grumbled, but he did end up taking you out to a proper supermarket
while you picked through the carrots, he meandered off to replenish his PhD Pepper stockpile
“hey pretty lady”
what the actual f u c k who says that aside from baba mitsunari
you turned, clearly annoyed
“not interested. i have a boyfriend”
but the guy kept persisting
the nerve
you just about had it with flirty mcfly Certified Creeper™ who was practically leaning over you now, leering
“hey!”
seven had his hand around your wrist in a second, pulling you towards him, irritation clear on his features as he regarded the other dude
your bby was so cute when he was trying to defend you but where the heckyeck did he come from
before your boyfriend could get a word in, you sealed his lips with a passionate kiss
what better way to prove to someone you were utterly in love right????devouring their face in public seems like a good option
mmph
he practically melted under your touch, his lips melding with yours as he kissed you back fervently
when the two of you came up for air, creepy dude was gone
seven grinned at you
“agent 606, that was pretty hot”
let’s say when you got back home, the groceries were left unpacked for an hour or two
#mysme#mystic messenger#mystic messenger headcanon#mysme headcanon#mysme yoosung#mysme jumin han#jumin han#mysme zen#hyun ryu#mysme 707#707#saeyoung choi#mysme seven#cheritz
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mx in sg: the experience
FHJGDGHSHGFGGHD as usual starting off with the keyboard smash anyway! ill be talking about my experience seeing mx live yesterday (3/3) second part is abt when mx were on stage but its quite dry bc i dont remember much
ill be going in chronological order so [jooheon voice] lets get it
i was gonna meet my friend (karissa) at 3:30 because we were going to meet the person selling us our tickets at 4pm but that got delayed until like 5pm which was fine though
anyway i met her and we started queueing because although official queuing was supposed to start at 6pm they pushed it forward to 3pm (which was unfortunate for those who were busy and couldnt come until much later - the organizer never released an official statement saying the queuing started earlier)
so as soon as karissa and i arrived at like. the place (near the venue) we got lost for about a whole 5 minutes lmao so i texted james asking him where the hell . they were and we made it and joined the queue immediately (we were the last few people of the second batch)
we just sat there and. collected freebies and our banners (for the fan events) while we waited for the seller to come give us our tickets
when they came i was like . fucking screaming because one of the seller was someone i knew from primary school (4 years ago) and i was likeudghdgghdhsh??????? that was the highlight of the daydhfhs
after we bought the tickets and shit we were slightly concerned they wouldnt work lmao but they did god bless
while we waited for the doors to open and stuff a group of people did dance covers of mx songs and later other groups too everyone was cheering for them which was nice fgfghdgh
the hype died down and we just waited quietly until it hit 6pm and i started listening to the day6 stream LMAO but after 4 songs i had to stop because suddenly everyone was standing up??
for nothing though because we sat down like 30 minutes later at around 7? 7:30? everyone stood up again and this time people were given wrist tag things u kno.. ya there were three (?) kinds i think gold for those who held a superfan ticket, pink for general admission and some other colour for those who got tickets for free and could sit on chairs dhdghs
it was a free standing event in an outdoor space so superfan ticket holders got to stand closer to the stage? and those with general admission had to stand behind us and it was separated by a barricade
we entered at like 8pm because we were the second batch (there was a third batch behind us) and it was already filled?? not exactly but from where we were standing we couldn’t really see the stage
in the end we were in the middle which wasnt exactly the best but its definitely better than those standing all the way at the back rip
i think at like 7:45 they started playing the music videos and everyone was shouting the lyrics it was cute i loved it but my throat told me to die after i yelled for like all of their mvsjhdgdghd
also when all in played u bet my ass i jumped up and downdhg
also water wasnt allowed inside which i think is normal so i chugged mine down as fast as i could before entering (i had a little left and the lady let me in with it thanks queen) (i drank it all before they even came on stage)
the hype was real though and it was great
when it hit 8:30pm the introduction video started and suddenly i was getting pushed forward and wow . dont go if ur not a fan of people invading your personal bubble. i wish fans had more sense to Not push around and stuff but what can we do rip
other than that when they came out oh gOD when they came out i was likebfhgddgs??!?!??!?! i had to stand on my tip toes to see them
they started with beautiful and i was liek. dissociating i jsut sang along and shit it was amazing??????
the first person i saw was kihyun and then minhyuk?? i dont remember who else i saw but iw ss losing my fucking mind over how good everyone looked
anyway after that was um.............. fuck. .... i dont know..........
IFMFHGHSGF IM CRYING MY BRAIN TOLD ME TO DIE
white love maybe? i think they did like an introduction of themselves ??
anyway ill figure the songs out later they started playing games i think or was that another time im bad at this clearly
ask james for the details of the songs i dont remember shit from that i just remember singing along to the songs badly and moving my arm back and forthhfgsgh
also team work makes the dream work because karissa was recording and i helped her to zoom in and ensure they looked human with the brightness and stuff fhjdgsgh
but !! everyone did the fanchants really well it was so heartworming
also during white love they made us do that one part u know the one and it was awesome!!!!! during white sugar they threw m&m’s and i got to get a good look at their faces without having to look at the screen!!
honestly was good too god im so happie
hm. they did a mon-story time and showed us pics from previous eras (trespass > i dnt remmeber fuck > beautiful world tour > mxray > first win) ?? might be wrong dghdgs and they talked about stuff that happened i blanked out though so i dont know what they said
also when they flashed the first win part they started throwing hands @ each other usual mx shit dhjgsgd
we chanted monsta x and they chanted monbebe back at us :-( i love them
i think changkyun said he doesnt wnat to do another season of mxray LMAODHFGHHGS fucking loser
the translator made me laugh he was super monotone fhgdghfsh
then they played mon-ccaso dghghfsh and drew what they wanted to eat with singaporean mbb!!
there was a bug in front of wonho and he got !!!! fhdgh cute .
shownu: ????? what was it ?? a drink it looked like a cocktail and kihyun was like “non alcoholic” dghffsgs
wonho: ice cream!!! hes so cute his drawing was so cute also he wrote monbebe before they announced the game his handwriting is so pretty tf
minhyuk: ramyeon lmao (in his words: traditional korean noodles)
kihyun: uh oH HE DREW A CRABFGHGSHS and said chili and pepper crab!!!
hyungwon: he drew a shrimpfhggdgs fucking . it was so cute
jooheon: mandu!! or dumplings :D
changkyun: water. JHDHGDGSG KING HONESTLY IW AS LIKE JUMPING UP AND DOWN IN EXCITEMENT!! love me a water stan
anyway they talked about what they drew and when it came to minhyuk’s turn he was like guess and everyone just shit on him DHJDHSHG
some examples: “hair” Gghdhg and some fans (including me) screamed cucumberhjfghgs let this man live
minhyuk also tried to make fun of jooheons drawing but it failed bc none of us understood his joke
so they made us vote by screaming and they each stood up while holding their sketchbooks and we’d scream
winner was changkyun (i yelled my heart out and jumped bitch)
FHGSGG W INNER HAD TO DO AEGYO THOUGHDG played urself
they did oppaya and i think there are fancams somewhere
then they made wonho do it hhdggs best 1 minute of my life
after that was uhh??????? brain machine broke i dont know im not even going in order anymore
they either did from zero first or the fan videos were shown first
if so the fan videos were of fans talking about how much they love/appreciate mx and it was sweet after that we raised our banners for the fan vid
and then the CAKE came for wonho and we sang happy birthday to wonho (kihyun asked us to sing once too at the start hjdghgsg we did that in english this time it was in korean)
also funny hfgdhgs thing... they talked in korean and a lot of people replied in korean so they got shockedhfgh FUCJ DAY6 ok safe im listening now
i think they (minhyuk?) asked who thought/if he was handsome and got rly happie when we said yea
after him someone asked too LOLJHDGSG
back 2 whatever fdsh um oh yeah the cake was done to look like ramyeon in a pot :D ill add a link
wonho cut himself with the knife D-: babie
he kept wanting to eat it though so hopefully he liked it
maybe after that they did from zero???? ufhffghsgghdg idk
after that was hero!!!!!!! god we were all so pumped
shine forever next
and then they stopped to take a break i thinkfhgshgd
at some point they asked fans (a jooheon stan and a wonho one) what songs they liked :-D the jooheon one said beautiful and the other said ill be there if im not wrong
they also made the rappers sing bits from some songs hfgsg i dont remember which songs tho hdhs
changkyun tried his besthjdg
they did their ending ment and went to dramarama!!
after that it was silent for like 5 minutes max as we chanted mx and for encore
they came out and did ill be there (?) (first verse to chorus) and talked again before doing 5:14!
they were dressed in casual tshirts which was a relief hjghgdh because it was reallly fuckng hot hdh changkyun mentioned the weather too sorry dude thats life
they waved at fans and played amongst themselves kihyun dumped water on jooheon LMAO i got a clear view of that
stay hydrated !
they just kept dumping water on each other i love a family :-D
and then they said bye and left
jooheon kept going byEE though dhgdhs hes so cute :-(
ok heres what i thought abt the monstas themselves
kihyun looked especially good with that tie by the way
jesus i got to see wonho with dark hair i truly. died
ALSO SHOWNU LOOKS SO HANDSOME IRL!!!! MY WIG WAS SNATCHED!!!!!!!!!!!
hyungwon was rly cute too when he interacted with the fans :-(
there was one time wonho smiled and it was caught on the screen i . felt my heart burst in that moment
alsowwhen minhyuk took center position for their choreos he has this ?? charisma ??? its amazong like the one smirk/grin he does u know that? yeah i saw it in beautoful and died
joohoen and changkyun also did their best hyping mbbs up by yelling to sing along and stuff ihdjgf i love them
this is just mx loving hours
also kihyun did the DHDHHSH EYE SMILE!!! HE DID IT SO MANY TIMES HE WAS SO HAPPIE I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!
i didnt get to see jooheon much but he was so playful with minhyuk it was so cute!!!!!!!
they all look so good and sound even better live!!! kihyuns adlibs god help me.
i love them so much. i really do fhhdghghs im happy i went no more regrets and no more telling myself i didnt have a blast because i!!!! i loved every second of it even when i got someones hair stuck to my arm LMAO
after it ended we immediately left for the exit andggdghs WOW standing up i was fine but moving?? moving was HELL my legs hurt so bad
ok so we got home and thats that but like.... heres where my self reflection comes in
so you dont have to read this part
i think. the reason i dont remember much is because.. i dont want to? like. at some point i got a clear view of wonho in the Flesh and i was thinkng about how i was really seeing them? for real????? and i got. really sad i think??
so to prevent myself from getting sad i probably tried to forget? everything?? theres also my bad memory of course but i cant even remember their faces i feel like its because im trying to forget or some deep shit
anyway i think im also makig myself not be happy??? this is phrased v bad but its like im trying to kill the fun and only think abt the negatives of the whole event
which wasnt even much so its like. my minds blankfhjfhd
talking about it here helps though like i get to. share and actually talk about what happened so yeah i can say that i had fun even though i couldnt see them i had a blast singing along it was awesome
the only bad part was how i didnt like watching from the screens because it felt like i wasnt seeing them live?? ooMGHDDS DAY6 ARE DOING BETTTER BTTER
tldr; im not that upset over it now thank god and i can proudly say i had fun and although i cant remember much it was a great experience
thank you for coming to my tedtalk if you did <3
#180303#moon texts#NOW#i can reblog pics#sorry i dont have any vidoes/pics i mean i do but theyre potato quality ill see if i can post some when karissa sends them
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