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yourfavgetsmedievaltortured · 3 months

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Throw Kenny McCormick from South Park in the brazen bull

Kenny McCormick from South Park is being tortured by Brazen Bull

#yourfavgetsmidtortured #brazen bull #you killed kenny #you bastard #request #ask #ask blog #asks

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themorrana · 14 days

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Jin Guangyao blinks before senses start to return to him. He blinks again at his father (how is he alive? shouldn't he be? should he?) who's looking at him expectantly. He turns his head and sees Lan Xichen (oh, Er-ge...) looking at him benevolently and beside him Nie Mingjue (oh, Da-ge...) frowning in displeasure but for once - not at him. And then he remembers. Everything. For a second his smile falls and his eye twitch, he's incandescently furious inside. Then the mask slips back. But he's changed.

He bows.

-Sect Leader Jin, this one is honored by your offer, but as you clearly stated before, this one's a whore's son and not fit to be in the Jin Sect. I acted on my own since I left the Nie Sect so all the deeds I may have done are beholden to me only. If Cultivational world sees fit to reward me, I will humbly accept on my own behalf.

He leaves and later receives his rewards but mostly withdraws, waiting.

When Wei Wuxian comes to find his Wens he intercepts and goes with him. They make it in time to save Wen Ning's life and many more prisoners than the last time.

He follows Wei Wuxian to Yiling but stops him from going to the Mounds.

-I was gifted the city of Yiling and some land around it, Wei-gongzi. There's no need to live in the graveyard.

He proceeds to sponsor Wei-Wen people, while coercing and manipulating Wei Wuxian in creating or doing all sort of things (like fixing the Nie's saber problem) until Wei Wuxian finds himself a well connected and supported Sect Leader of Yiling Wei Sect with two most able and ferocious advisors, and also a single father of a three-year old. Single until a very well written proposal to Sect Leader Lan goes from Yiling. Lan Wangji comes with courting gifts before the week ends.

Same year, after a Qin related scandal, Jin Guangshan is deposed as Chief cultivator. Meng Yao becomes the next one with the backing of all great sects and Yiling Laozu. Jin Sect doesn't get a break until Jin Zixuan becomes Sect leader.

#mdzs #the untamed #mdzs fic #just a thought #jin guangyao #you bastard #wei wuxian #3zun #my fic #lan wangji #wangxian #time travel #fix it au #lan xichen #nie mingjue

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frnkmush · 16 days

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"james potter would be a swifty!!"

"sirius black would call everybody pookie!!"

regulus black would call things "cvnty" and i FUCKING HATE THIS REVELATION.

#thanks nico #you bastard #james potter #sirius black #regulus black #marauders #marauders era

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vikensbrainrot · 2 years

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This is like, a few pages apart

#nezha I loved you #you bastard #you dumb bitch i loved you #the poppy war #the poppy war spoilers #the dragon republic #the dragon republic spoilers #nezha #yin nezha #Rin #fang Runin #rinzha

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myarmsrgone · 9 days

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Started drawing Kenny from South Park last week, but had to put it on hold for reasons unknown. Now I can happily say the boy is drawn.

#traditional art #traditional drawing #hand drawn #south park fanart #south park #kenny mccormick #sp kenny #oh my god they killed kenny #you bastard

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princessfbi · 2 months

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How the FUCK did we go from "I have sowed my indigenous oats" to "and I love you to the core."?!?!?!?! HOW?!?!

#ryan guzman #you bastard #evan buckley #eddie diaz #buddie

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carebeartherese · 9 months

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Hey Good Omens spoilers down below I’m in the rage stage of grief

Tell me how. Aziraphale I’m talking to you. Tell me how Beelzebub and Gabriel, SWORN ARCHENEMIES, figured their shit out in like four years. AZIRAPHALE. Gabriel was literally willing to fall to hell to be with Beelzebub. Literally willing to throw everything away for a DEMON he just started taking a liking to four years ago. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN FRIENDS AZIRAPHALE. A. Long. Fucking. Time. AND YOU JUST ENDED IT. WHY ARE YOU SO SCARED TO LOVE A DEMON.

#neil how could you do this to me #neil gaiman needs to pay for my therapy #innefable bureaucracy #good omens beelzebub #good omens gabriel #aziraphale #you bastard #/hj maybe #crowley #FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT #I DONT WANT YOU TO FORGIVE HIM #ACCEPT YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH HIM #A DEMON #ACCEPT IT #good omens spoilers #good omens two #good omens season 2 #good omens season two spoilers

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charmyesucks · 7 months

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The cut dialogue between the wife and the protagonist, the actor looking for the closure his character couldn't get, the girls insisting on honouring their mother in their OWN SPECIAL WAY, "you can't wake up if you don't fall sleep", the feeling of alienation everyone feels, "like maybe we're all doomed", "why do you do this? Why do you keep making bets?", I still don't understand the play, I still don't understand the play, I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND THE PLAY!

"Doesn't matter, just keep telling the story"

Wes Anderson could make 6 thousand movies about grief and I'LL EAT EVERY SINGLE ONE UP!!!!

#asteroid city #i cried #wes anderson #you sick son of a bitch #you bastard #i hate you #stop it #movies #movie quotes #griefrecovery

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theeightpointedstar · 9 months

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#funny #cynical #sarcasm #dark humor #you bastard

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renton6echo · 1 year

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The sealed fate of the Clones in The Bad Batch

The last scene between Vice Admiral Rampart and Captain Wilco is a dark foreshadowing of what’s to come for the clone army. “Corruption corrupts absolutely.” A horrible truth in the age of the Galactic Empire that will spell the end of the clones - pristine soldiers known for following rules and regulations to the letter. As seen with Wilco, clone troopers will not falsify reports for the personal needs of a superior.

An incorruptible force is now up against natural born, superior officers and political leaders who will stop at nothing to gain and retain as much power as the Empire will give them. Their fate is sealed and it’s so heartbreaking.

In conclusion, the Empire sucks and Rampart is #1 on my shit list. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

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space-boy-does-art · 10 months

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Found the shoes at a thrift store for $3.99 and there was a weird orange stain that is now Kenny. Now my new favorite possession and proudest accomplishment.

Total time: 4 hours