"I'll protect you my dear child. You are sick my dear little bunny, but I can protect you the best I can. I'll keep you safe until your final days. They say it's close and not far, but I don't believe I don't want to. I'll hold you in my arms tightly and won't let go my little kit, I'll hold you even after death ...a day that I'll dread and a day that I'll die along with you. My dear sick little bunny please stay here you are safe, the world is too dangerous. I don't want you to go and leave too soon.. You are sick but I can fix it, just stay with me and I'll always keep you safe."
For Edward day :D 2/2
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Rich pregnant socialite: So we went to this clinic and let them manipulate our genes so we're 100% sure our child won't have any disease, he will have my hair and his father eyes and so much things we did for him! And you Bruce ?
Brucie: Found em in the trash. Except Tim, he found me in the trash.
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Polycule except one of them isn't dating anyone they're just there
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duke thomas 😄
& him hanging out with the waynes :)
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Being a girl is: wanting to go to bed early but deciding to just get on tumblr/wattpad/Ao3 for a little bit and then end up finding a fic series that you really like and read until well past your usual bedtime then keeping on because it’s already past your bedtime. Then being mad when you wake up in the morning because you overslept your timer.
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T.S. Eliot, The Waste Land
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“Bruce wouldn’t call his kids any cutesy nicknames y’all are cringe” first of all Bruce canonically refers to children as “honey” and “sweetheart” as BATMAN, so, close your mouth, monster breath
Second of all, Thomas Wayne called him everything from “Bunny, honey, sweetheart, baby, bambino, sweetie” to “Gumdrop, honeybee, amore, babe, “ and you can die trying to take it away from me
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“Bruce Wayne is actually a really good father and all his children are just like that” is actually my favorite flavor of batfam
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Bruce is constantly asking the kids what they like to eat so he can freeze dry their favorites into oblivion as apocalypse rations
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I love how Bruce tells Duke to guard the Cave & Duke goes "Yes, sir. You got it. Not a single goddamm person is getting into this Cave." Like he takes it so seriously that when the GREEN LANTERN shows up, Duke doesn't think "Hm. He probably has a good reason for being here. Maybe I should ask him?"
No.
He DROPKICKS HIS ASS.
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steph: why did duke just deck green lantern in the middle of the street, in civvies?
tim: they have beef
steph: cool, ten bucks says duke wins
jason: twenty says this becomes a meme 'random highschooler beats the shit out of justice league member' and hal wont show his face in gotham again
tim: forty, bruce will buy him a car for humiliating hal out of gotham
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