#They are SO toxic

[rwsdarw]

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happy New Year’s Eve!! I, unfortunately, love gabenath. 💔

#miraculous fanart #miraculous lb #miraculous ladybug #miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir #mlb #gabriel agreste #nathalie sancoeur #gabenath #they are so toxic #this is pre-season five if you’re curious #suggestive #sorry i love them #Nathalie deserves better but whatever #am I allowed to tag nooroo and duusu?? #whatever #nooroo #ml duusu #ml nooroo #duusu

[icebergscrashingtogeather-10]

My favorite couple is divorcing again (this happens every episode)

#malevolent #malevolent podcast #arthur lester #john doe #they are so toxic

[vroomian]

His ‘delicate husband’ I’m howling. 😂 😂 😂

Masa pouting aggressively at his stupid husband so the man doesn’t notice the body in the hallway before Ue can take care of it.

#he wouldn’t care if vox knew but it’s a little bet he’s got with himself how long he can keep it from vox #lol #you've got questions we've got answers #they are so toxic #black hole au

[ajaxxx-x]

The Mountain Goats were so good for writing a song about Hal and Carol failed toxic relationship

#no children is halcarol anthem you can’t convince me otherwise #but it’s like young halcarol like when hal just became green lantern #and like the first part is for carol’s point of view and the second is hal’s #carol’s part’s about wanting to leave everything behind for her freedom #and Hal’s part is about feeling guilty and not deserving of getting better #also the way it could also be referring to Hal’s family AHSHJSJAH #GOD ITS PAINFUL #they are so toxic #bc carol’s is driven by Hal’s freedom #and Hal’s needs carol’s stability #to the point they think they are in love with each other #because even tho they are soulmates they are not meant to be #not in this life at least #halcarol #hal jordan #carol ferris #no children

[therealjackdsaf]

#Mean girls #regina george #regina x janis #Janis ian #Toxic yuri #they are so toxic

[imactuallysoup]

what a cute couple

im joking

i think it came out great

#dc joker #harley quinn #joker fanart #dc fanart #they are so toxic #i love them alot #<3 #my beloved #i love him so much

[dardedil]

yumhaj is OVERRATED!!!

their fans especially are making me hate them individually and be a hater for life

#yumhaj fans need to chill #they are so toxic #go to hell #desi tumblr #desiblr #spilled thoughts #tumblr daily #desi shit posting #tumblr fyp #pakistan #tere bin #yumnazaidi #wahaj ali

[girlboygarfield]

house & wilson secretly drugging each other. and they say romance is dead.

#eef speaks #house md #they are SO toxic #i'm obsessed with them

[immatureoldsoul]

Happy 50th Anniversary Buckingham Nicks!

#stevie nicks #lindsay buckingham #Buckingham Nicks #they make me feral #they are so toxic #but they totally hooked up in 2013 #right? #he made her take her shirt off for the album cover #and he threw a guitar at her on stage #and maybe tripped her #I’m convinced he was jealous of her #I was there in 1997 watch her put a curse on him during Silver Spring #all The Youth that watch clips of that should see the song it was the b side to #shacking ups all you want to do? #Fuck off Lindsay

[coffinwoodx]

ok so for those of you who don’t know, there’s this twitter account of a japanese local hero mascot named dentman who went viral recently due to this tweet

but yeah he saw the tweet. and his response went viral as well (which is how i found his account)

and he just has like. hourly posts reminding you to brush your teeth

oh and his rival? his name is mr. mutans. whenever dentman posts he makes a post of his own, ofc

but THAT’S NOT ALL. literally while making this post i found a THIRD ACCOUNT that’s all about taking your meds

safe to say i’m losing my mind

anyway the point of all this was that people are ALREADY beginning to draw them ship art 😭

and the reactions are everything

I CANT ADD ANY MORE IMAGES BUT TRUST ME THIS IS SO FUNNY

toxic one-sided dentman yaoi wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card but it DEFINITELY IS NOW!

#what the fluoride #toxic doomed yaoi #this is so funny #dentman #mr. mutans #mr.mutans #mutans #ohga man #ohga #twitter #tokusatsu #japanese mascots #local heroes #🍬 #🦷 #🍬🦷 #long post #50k #60k #70k

[marispos]

she graduated from the university of servington with a degree in cuntology

#adventure time #fionna and cake #marceline #marceline the vampire queen #princess bubblegum #bubbline #fionna and cake spoilers #i loved the last 2 eps so much i crode and threw up #my art #toxic yuri

[elkscreams]

A right of passage at this point

#myart #my art #RIP jason but little brother's toxic green puke is not a force to be reckoned with #tim is being so brave though #batman #batman fanart #bruce wayne #nightwing #dick grayson #red robin #tim drake #damian wayne #damian wayne al ghul #robin #jason todd #red hood #batfamily #batbros #batdad

[sassylittlecanary]

Read some actual comics, Kyle.

Superman is an incredibly kind and tender character. (If he’s not being written that way, then he’s not being written well.) He inspires hope not just through his heroics, but also through his kindness toward other people. That’s his thing. Don’t you DARE call tenderness a “weakness.” Get your toxic masculinity the hell away from me and go read a badly written Batman comic if you want a “tough” male character.

#saw that twitter post and almost burst into flame #like the AUDACITY #sir do you actually know anything about superman other than the snyder movies #that’s so embarrassing #superman #clark kent #james gunn #dc #dcu #dc comics #toxic masculinity #positive masculinity #dc movies

[theoldkyokodied]

The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic

#bloodweave #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale x astarion #astarion x gale #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #yes this is about astarion helping gale defeat mystra and take her place with the crown in exchange for gale helping him with the ritual #the ‘they can make each other worse’ part of their relationship turned to the max #I enjoy them being reluctantly soft for each other more but from time to time I just think about how powerful they could get together #toxic evil boyfriends. take love and twist it up until it’s unrecognisable #I like to think that astarion approached gale with that offer after realising no one else in camp is gonna help him #and that he can use gales own hunger for power which backfired when astarion actually became emotionally invested in gale #and after gale kept his word despite everyone’s concerns astarion changed his plan from not fullfilling his end of the bargain to actually #helping gale kill mystra (mostly so that gale could belong to him and him alone. and letting him take the place as a god bc having a god #at you beck and call is definitely appealing. especially one as eager to please as gale) #anyway what I want to say with this is please please please let me kill mystra i don’t even care if the weave gets destroyed again

[enfphasis]

parents be like "you have no idea how tired ive been lately" because they havent slept tight the last month

well, maybe i can have an idea (im the last person to go to sleep and the first one to wake up to do house chores)

#they are so toxic #anyways #growing up dysfuntional :p #im not saying their tiredness isnt valid #what im saying is dude complaining to me like i have no idea when i have to get up on the early morning to make lunch for everyone #while you stay in bed because you just dont wanna get up #and then blaming it on me when we're running late #kinda bold yk

[inkskinned]

in internet posts it is easy to cut them out of your life. they are hurting you! they aren't listening to you!

they held your hair back. they lent you lipstick. they held your hand at the train station and got you home safe. they rounded on your bully, got loud, said get fucked, spitting-mad in your defense.

they also cut the hair off again. told you that you should really think twice before wearing something like that. took you for granted. took your insecurities and threw them in your face again.

you know logically it should be easy. all the internet advice comments always read it will feel better. like an equation - if a person is rotten, you just remove them. you pull the tooth that's hurting.

but it was never a big flare-up moment. you don't live in a sitcom. they never tried to take your boyfriend or steal from your apartment. they showed up to birthdays and they wrote songs about you and bring you water without you asking. once you found out they carry an emergency inhaler for you, even though you haven't had an asthma attack in years - just in case.

where is the line? people fuck up. sometimes they fuck up badly. sometimes people have raw personalities, like a powerline, and being around them is dangerous. addicting. sometimes they can't help themselves, but you know they're trying. sometimes they are just rough-around-the-edges. sometimes they don't even realize how they sounded when they said that. sometimes it's just - you've both loved each other for so long now, the way this thing hurts goes back to the root.

and that's the fucked up part. you have pushed your fingers against the sweetheart of memory. things these days are electric, tense, harrowing. they didn't used to be. there were a lot of good days in there. sometimes you want to just close your eyes and say can this be over yet? do we still need to be fighting?

doing that would give up any chance you get of getting an apology, but you don't always know that you need an apology, you love them. once they flaked on your birthday party. once they told you to get over it, people are always dying. they also let you crash on their couch for a week after the breakup, handfeeding you when you were so sad you couldn't eat. they are also judgmental about everything, occasionally react to banal statements with an attitude that is weird and fiery. they also love you like a lighthouse sometimes, so strong they cut the storm like lightning.

but the problem is that you might be storm. you might be the thing that needs breaking. what if you are two forces who are desperately, horribly drawn to each other, shaped by the other person's passions, and both good for each other and bad in equal measure.

what if you're both just people, and you're no saint neither.

just cut them off! swallowing the saltwater, you catch yourself in the mirror. you've been shaking more than usual. there's an ache in you that is oblique, loud, impossible to soothe. is this what it looks like? when life is "easier"?

your mouth will always have a hole, is the thing, if you remove the tooth.

#spilled ink #warm up #writeblr #this is about someone specific but feel free to blorbo on main. #tbh this is familial for me so that is an element but it's also about childhood best friends #and probably about ur enemies to lovers blorbo #(but i want to specifically say if ur partner is like this. not necessarily a good partnership lol.) #(the dynamics at play in familial/friend relationships feel equally important and in some ways are HARDER to escape. #bc we can see that this is a potentially toxic romantic foundation. #but in family ? ...... it's toxic and it doesn't stop u from loving them. bc u always have. #and i think that makes it harder. by a lot. which is what this is referencing). #but genuinely and really truly forever feel free to tag ur potentially toxic enemies to lovers on this and all my poetry #here i'll do one for u - adora & catra :x