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[coffinwoodx]

ok so for those of you who don’t know, there’s this twitter account of a japanese local hero mascot named dentman who went viral recently due to this tweet

but yeah he saw the tweet. and his response went viral as well (which is how i found his account)

and he just has like. hourly posts reminding you to brush your teeth

oh and his rival? his name is mr. mutans. whenever dentman posts he makes a post of his own, ofc

but THAT’S NOT ALL. literally while making this post i found a THIRD ACCOUNT that’s all about taking your meds

safe to say i’m losing my mind

anyway the point of all this was that people are ALREADY beginning to draw them ship art 😭

and the reactions are everything

I CANT ADD ANY MORE IMAGES BUT TRUST ME THIS IS SO FUNNY

toxic one-sided dentman yaoi wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card but it DEFINITELY IS NOW!

#what the fluoride #toxic doomed yaoi #this is so funny #dentman #mr. mutans #mr.mutans #mutans #ohga man #ohga #twitter #tokusatsu #japanese mascots #local heroes #🍬 #🦷 #🍬🦷 #long post #50k #60k #70k

[oddarette]

Lil gummy star candy. I wonder what flavor it is :3

#illustration #artists of tumblr #art #my art #���️ #🍬

[boycasanova]

HEY boy take my memes and use them. I’m so serious. These are so much fun, send me recs, I wanna make more!!

#twst #twisted wonderland #twst Sebek #sebek zigvolt #twst riddle #riddle rose hearts #twst rook #rook hunt #twst jamil #jamil viper #twst memes #riddleyuu #mine #🥀 #🐍 #🍬 #mm

[halloween-sweets]

#Halloween #🦄 #unicorns #unicorn #candycorn #pumpkin #pumpkins #🎃 #horn #candy corn #candy #autumn #fall #mystical #mystery #beautiful #october #halloween aesthetic #🍬 #⭐️

[bakubunny]

will i probably make a longer fic….yeah. until then. i’ll put it here.

cw: shinso/shota/reader , a lil fauxcest, a lil daddy kink

your previous ask has my head spinning. it’s just something about shota taking care of his good girl while also trying to show his bratty successor how to fuck you properly. and yeah, i headcannon shin’ as more dominant, but put him around shota and he’s nothing but a mouthy nuisance just like katsuki.

“so noisy, aren’t ya…that’s what gets you off, fuckin’ a retired hero.” he’s grinning in your face, thumbing at your tears as sho’ is absolutely going to town on your poor pussy. skin clapping against skin echos around the room and you’re too fuzzy to even respond.

“too dumb to speak huh?”

“hitoshi,” shota’s voice, loud and clear as he slows his hips, “i’d pay attention if i were you, last i checked this was a learning moment.”

shinso rolled his eyes, maybe at the older man, definitely at the way you were pushing your hips back for more.

“you make it seem like i don’t know how to fuck her. it doesn’t take much to make her babble.”

shota nodded, reaching forward to grab a fistful of your hair, arching your back and making your stare directly at shinso.

“tell big brother shinso who fucks you the best, doll. who makes you feel good.”

he sent a painfully deep thrust into your core, making you cry out, “you! you do daddy!”

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫okay i’ll shut up

hitoshi rolls his eyes even harder when he sees your legs start to shake yet again. the fifth time, to be exact. you must really be something pathetic, he thinks, if this old man can make you cum like a fucking whore with barely any work. he hasn’t fucked you yet, but if this was any indication, hitoshi guessed he’d have you falling apart on his cock in no time.

“…daddy, ‘m gonna-!”

“that’s it, honey. don’t stop. let it all out and don’t stop….”

this took me out so fucking bad y’all. i’m not gonna recover.

#on fridays we share with the class #aizawa shouta #aizawa shota #shinsou hitoshi #shinso Hitoshi #aizawa smut #shinsou smut #aizawa x reader #shinsou x reader #x reader #f!reader #tw daddy kink #tw dark content #tw fauxcest #🔪 #💖 #🍬 #faves #aizawa faves #shinsou faves

[explorerofsouls]

You want more tasks?

How about you edge yourself for every note this post gets within twenty four hours of being posted

I bet it’ll be fun seeing the numbers tick upwards, coming back to check and seeing there’s more

-🍬

Hmmm~

I think I’m down for that…..

Heheheh~

#nsft #send me dms #send me asks #hornyposting #send me tasks #🍬

[lovinyoutonight]

Imagine you and your f/o are in bed. It's late at night. Your f/o is asleep and you're awake, staring at them through the darkness. You can't help but smile at their beauty. They look so peaceful and happy. You reach out to touch their face.

They wake up when you touch them and startle a little, but when they see it's you they smile sleepily at you. "Hey," they say softly. You giggled and smiled back at them. "Hi." You kiss them. Their lips are soft and gentle. Your heart flutters as you feel them kissing you back. You run your fingers through their hair, they hummed contently. You felt so happy. "I love you," you whisper to them. "So much." They stare into your eyes with love in theirs, smiling gently. You feel their hands on your waist, tugging you close. They nuzzled your neck and sighed. "And I love you even more."

#fictional other #f/o x s/i #f/o community #f/o list #f/o imagines #selfship imagines #self shipping #self shipping community #self ship #f/o #🌸 wallys absolute most. #🪨 #🍬 #🎨

[hosgeldinhuzun]

🍬İyi bayramlar🍬

#10.04.2024 #Ramazan Bayramı #🍬

[mercette]

sam bottoming is my weakness. need him flat on his back and teary eyed in pleasure stat

#🍬 #he deserves to be taken care of ): #and by that i mean fucked dumb

[ghosts-cyphera]

omg join the Johnny bandwagon you won’t be disappointed. He’s always given me best friends to lovers vibes!! Like he’ll tease the shit out of you and bully you (playfully) and you do the same to him (which he LOVES, prolly always walks around with a hard on bc of you) Plus he has such a pretty smile ya know 😩😩

-🍬

AAAH you are so right !!

I feel like soap having a crush on you would turn him into one of those people who’s constantly seeking to be around you, but whenever he is, it’s just him teasing you. playfully pushing you or cracking jokes about you, but he’s always laughing with you, never at you.

and when you finally admit that you’ve fallen for him hard, he’ll tease the shit out of you for that too, as if he wasn’t head over heels in love with you as well.

and that’s so fucking cute like PLEASE.

he’d also be the biggest tease in bed and would probably love to edge you just to see you (playfully) annoyed at him

#‘you’re so fucking cute when you’re annoyed’ #STOP IT JOHNNY #besties I am falling #lo answers #🍬 #johnny soap mactavish #soap x reader

[tygerland]

After a time, Mr. John Dormouse and his daughter began to sell peppermints and candles.

- From The Tale of Ginger and Pickles, 1909, written and illustrated by Beatrix Potter.

#beatrix potter #art history #1900s #20th century #women artists #art #vintage #cottagecore #watercolor #candles #fantasy #retro #beauty #spring #garden #aesthetic #cozy #nature #furry #illustration #🍬

[cakepowder]

this is me. 12 hours after my shift of constructing a reality where straights are a minority. i’ll only tell how i did it over on @ greenjollypop

#riot.intro #🍬 #sooyoung patted my head and said this was good

[hibiscusbabyboy]

♡ I been drinkin' Jack and Coke a lot, suckin' on my lollipops ♡

#1950s #classic coquette #vintage coquette #coquette #coquette aesthetic #lana del rey #girl that got away #unreleased #girlblogging #girlblogger #❤️ #🍬 #sandra dee #prepcore #not mine #doelette #dollette

[hvylav]

🍬 CANDY CRAZE 🍭

I honestly love the idea of drawing Cody crazy high on candy and covered in it (got the idea from his candy obsession!!)

(Sorry for the crazy colored text!)

But honestly cody would be like a butterscotch 😭

#total drama #tdi #tdi cody #cody tdi #sugarcraze #sugarcrazecody #CANDY!! #🍬 #🍭 #why is the quality so bad

[halloween-sweets]

#🎃 #halloween #pumpkins #ghosts #pumpkin #👻 #ghost #skull #💀 #eyeballs #candy corn #pastels #candy #hard candy #candies #lollipops #art #stripes #glow #🍬 #🍭 #fall #autumn #vibes #cute #september #2023 #🧡

[bakubunny]

yan!aizawa x captive darling fauxcest drabble look away pls. overindulgent bs with too many pet names as usual.

tw: dark content, f!reader, smut, prone bone, light bondage

thinkin abt yan dad bf!shota who starts asking you to call him dad instead of daddy. (it’s not all the time, but it’s often enough that it makes you wonder.) maybe it’s while you’re together watching a movie at home, while he’s cooking dinner. then it happens when ‘uncle ‘zashi’ is around. it makes your cheeks so red and you stutter so much that of course he’s going to make you repeat it.

then one night, it’s while he’s got you face down with your hands tied above your head yet again. you’re fucked out of your mind with a fistful of your hair in his hand, his teeth digging hard into your neck.

a slurred and whiny, “daddy, right there, fuck,” leaves your lips when shota pounds your cunt so good you’ve got chills.

his body is strong and heavy with his weight on top of you, the sweat on his chest tacky against your skin. but he knows it’s not “right there” because you’re still speaking instead of drooling and limp limbed like he wants you.

“ah ah, little girls don’t talk to dad with bad words like that. you know better,” shota says, his lips and teeth grazing the shell of your ear as he nips at it.

heat radiates in your cheeks. your voice is small, nervous. “‘m sorry, dad.”

shota growls low against your skin. he plants a kiss on your head, kisses and sucks bruises into your neck.

he adjusts his angle slightly, and almost like he’s flipped a switch, your body goes completely limp. he chuckles as you groan loud and long. he lets your head fall forward onto the sheets as your breath gets heavier. your legs tremble.

“‘s it kiddo. that’s my girl.”

#🔪 #💖 #🎀 #🍬 #🩹 #pulling blankets over my head #running away now #don’t anticipate more on this now or possibly ever #tw dark content #tw daddy kink #aizawa smut #aizawa x reader #aizawa x y/n #aizawa x you #bakubunny #aizawa shouta