#what the fluoride

[coffinwoodx]

ok so for those of you who don’t know, there’s this twitter account of a japanese local hero mascot named dentman who went viral recently due to this tweet

but yeah he saw the tweet. and his response went viral as well (which is how i found his account)

and he just has like. hourly posts reminding you to brush your teeth

oh and his rival? his name is mr. mutans. whenever dentman posts he makes a post of his own, ofc

but THAT’S NOT ALL. literally while making this post i found a THIRD ACCOUNT that’s all about taking your meds

safe to say i’m losing my mind

anyway the point of all this was that people are ALREADY beginning to draw them ship art 😭

and the reactions are everything

I CANT ADD ANY MORE IMAGES BUT TRUST ME THIS IS SO FUNNY

toxic one-sided dentman yaoi wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card but it DEFINITELY IS NOW!

#what the fluoride #toxic doomed yaoi #this is so funny #dentman #mr. mutans #mr.mutans #mutans #ohga man #ohga #twitter #tokusatsu #japanese mascots #local heroes #🍬 #🦷 #🍬🦷 #long post #50k #60k #70k

[gla55t33th]

what about yellow teeth? my teeth always stayed yellow and that + my poor mental health made brushing just so nightmarish

#Yellow teeth can be genetic #Also! This is what i meant by i hate the hollywood smile #Hollywood smile being perfect white teeth #Teeth arent MEANT to look like that. Its uncanny (to me) #Yellow teeth are normal <3 #But but but it's important to do your best brushing! #Its not about whitening your teeth #its about the fact that fluoride helps enamel health and prevents cavities! #It may be difficult but its less difficult than avery expensive life with pain as a result! Remember! Its never too late! #Enamel cavities can even self-repair with enough time care and love! #Try disposable Toothbrushes you can keep by your bed #or toothpaste tablets!

[piggiebonez]

invader zim mccarthyism au. voting of the doomed dark tribute. dr strangelove x invader zim crossover arc. fuckinggggg idk

z*adrs dni. split your face open on a big shiny rock

dont want to post this in a separate post cuz this is boring but here you go. a bonus

#dib jfk assassination was funnier. i dropped da ball #zim d ripper. jack zim ripper. i cant think of anything else #this is pure ass #i wont have access to my tablet for some time in 3 days if u nasties got any requests ask/dm me im dry rn i got nothing.NOTHING!!!!! #my art #iz #invader zim #dib membrane #zim iz #iz zim #zim #dib iz #iz dib #gaz membrane #iz gaz #gaz iz #nightmare gaz? #whats the tag for halloweenies. i dont care #fluoride in your water. fluoride in your water. fluoride in your water. #i wouldnt know anything aboit it though. i dont live in the us

[baejax-the-great]

My dentist, after doing unnumbed dental maneuvers on me today that were not at all fun nor pain-free, told me to start using sensitive teeth toothpaste.

The problem--I'm allergic to mint, and all the toothpaste I can find that is not-mint is for children. Children? Don't use sensitive teeth toothpaste.

#my dentist asked me what kind of toothpaste I used #and I was like uhhhh #orange dreamsicle mermaid toothpaste #but it has fluoride I promise #the other people wh don't use mint #are like health people who also don't use fluoride #health people is in HEAVY quotations #ANYWAY I think I just have to buy something minty and deal #like what's more important #teeth or not being in burning pain for half an hour a day #well twice a day I guess

[sentimentalslut]

omgomgomg did you see they're putting abortion in the tap water!!

finally, a reason to get the suggested 6-8 glasses a day 😌

#ask #hollowboobtheory #this will do for Gwen what fluoride did for cavities

[gladiator-gladiolus]

Mmmm~ Colgate boy extra fluoride

#I started Fe engage #Obviously I dreamt about it #I can’t remember what happened but I KNOW I looked at Alear and said #Mmmm Colgate boy #Extra fluoride #fe engage #fire emblem engage alear #fire emblem engage #colgate #shitpost #divine dragon alear #alear

[dunderbread]

Pete Townshend looks like a mii

the fact that results came up when I googled this

#you ask i answer #pete townshend #mostly accurate except for his eyes. what happened to his fluoride stare

[yung-goos]

shopping around for headphone stands and safe to say I'm too high for this

#might fuck around and have jesus hold my crown each night #but naw handsome squidward #the thought of snoop giving me this fluoride stare the entire time #the pristine side cut on the karen what in the

[dteamain]

guys i got food poisoning 🤕

#and i had to go to urgent care to get the right medicine bc i was out #and i forgot at the hospital they give the gross liquid form that tastes like fluoride #and i keep having to take it bc i keep throwing it back up #and they keep pumping me with more and more graval for nausea #but i think i will always throw this gross shit up no matter what

[coffinwoodx]

erm… what the fluoride you guys

in tears the replies are so funny

#dentman #mr. mutans #what the fluoride

[alternis]

who decided that the automatic flavour of toothpaste is mint. why not ginger, or lemon, or baja blast

#I've never tried a baja blast and I'd like to know what it's like #there's a better word I wanted to use instead of automatic but my brain wouldn't supply it #i hate mint toothpaste so bad why is it so hard to find non mint toothpaste with adequate fluoride levels #kids toothpastes don't have enough fluoride and all the adult versions are either fluoride free or ten fucking quid per tube #I just want to go into a store and have a non mint option for adults that won't break my wallet or teeth

[viralarcadian]

my brother learned the hard way why you're supposed to pour absinthe over a sugar cube and just downed a straight shot of it

#also i didnt know you could get absinthe the colour of baha blast #which is what we have #he compared the taste to battery acid mixed w mouth wash #and just judging bybthe smell id agree #it smells like root beer fluoride rinse

[secattention]

Tennessee Senate passes Bill that Bans ''Chemtrail'' Spraying in their skies

#Starblazer692003 #on bitchute #awareness #Oh those lovely ''invisible'' chemtrails #I say ''invisible'' because Nobody can SEE them #Why? #who the hell knows #perhaps between the Fluoride in the Tap Water & the Aerosolized Chemicals being sprayed People have become Zombies or Sleep-Walkers #it is truly sad...to me anyway...that People can not notice something as blatant as these Huge White/Gray/Rainbow Colors... #being sprayed non-stop...all day/night long right before their fucking eyes...WTH! #I can Clearly Remember Beautiful Clear Blue Skies as a child/teenager #I remember laying on hills with friends staring at the cloud shapes #Yet Today...people discuss ''Have You Noticed How Intense the Sun Has Gotten in the Last Decade or So?'' #''I get burnt so fast if I stay out in the sun too long'' #the ''Chemtrails'' or Aerosolized Spraying is Magnifying the Sun...creating a ''Lensing Effect'' #those chemtrails are not there to ''block'' the Sun.....those chemtrails are there to make things worse #worse for the ''Lens Effect'' that is created by spraying so the Sun burns everything...& worse for You...because YOU Breathe that shit in #We ALL Do.....All Life on Earth Does #Have You Ever Wondered What Those Chemtrails Could Be Doing to the Plant-Life.let alone what could be happening to You & Your Pets/Children #Do You Know What it is that the parasites are Spraying Every Single Day #Are You Told What Chemicals/Pathogens/Who the Fuck Knows come out of those Aerosolized Sprayers #think about the people who collect rainwater...or in some cases...use it for drinking purposes #have You seen the jets that are decked out with this equipment for Aerosol Spraying #have you seen the flight crews who do this everyday---this Attack on All Life on Earth #just imagine what kind of a low-life piece of shit would actually get up everyday to bring this level of HARM to ALL Life on Earth #are You Aware of the difference between a Chemtrail & a Condensation/Con Trail

[kidsdental]

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#fluoride #fluoride application #fluoride for teeth #fluoride teeth #fluoride treatment #Fluoride Varnish #fluorosis treatment #what is fluoride

[manilagalexy]

I was at the dentist for a regular check up and because I am allergic to mint they had to give me CARMEL flavored fluoride

#shitpost #memes #like what #fluoride #dentist

[vasthi-instruments12]

#Gas detector #fixed gas detector #sewer gas detector #fixed sensor #types of gas sensors #toxic gas monitor #toxic gas detector #gas detection instruments #LEL gas detector #nitrogen gas monitor #hydrogen fluoride gas detector #hydrogen fluoride gas monitor #types of gas detector #what is a gas detector #detector gas #portable flue gas