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theysaidhush · 10 months

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listen, just cat! hybrid won experiencing his hardest heat with you and you're literally a virgin

When CatHybrid!Jungwon doesn’t realise he’s fucking his virgin girlfriend (aka you)

Pff why is this so hot ? 😮‍💨 Sorry if you’re not into dub-con but it was literally the only thing I could think of when I read your message.

Tw: dub-con (on both sides, he’s not in the right state of mind and kinda rough while fucking a virgin) putting this just in case, typos cuz I’m a lazy ass and it’s late

Feedback is well appreciated 👉👈 !

CatHybrid!Jungwon have had heat before. It wouldn’t be anything new to him, some were tough, some weren’t. But when he met you ?? Jungwon only wanted one and only one thing: to breed. As if a flick was turned on, saying "you got a mate now". Even he wasn’t expecting his heat to hit him that hard. From one day to the next, he was sweating in his bed, panting and clutching the sheet to hold on on what’s left of his humanity, humping his pillow over a picture of you.

Cat!Jungwon knew you were a virgin, he was always careful with his actions and his words, always making sure you were comfortable with him. But the minute he got a whiff of your perfume as soon as you walked into the apartment ? He was a lost cause. He could not hold himself back.

When you came home you did not expected to be pounced on. Your cute and fluffy boyfriend was nowhere to be seen, even though he was standing on top of you, naked, straddling your hips and making you blush as he was rutting his dick on your clothed sex. Cat!Jungwon was too far to come back and realise what he was doing or saying. But you were here. And well aware.

Aware of the way he ripped your clothes, biting you neck, sucking marks into your skin and telling you that you belonged to him.

Aware of the way he lapped your nipples as if it was an oasis in an empty and dry desert, pinching and stroking your breast while telling you that your breast would look so pretty filled with milk.

Aware of the way he burrowed his face between your thighs, inhaling deeply, kissing and sucking on your sensitive clit so you could take him, ignoring the way you were whimpering with teary eyes, tugging his hairs, trying to get him away from you. Or was it closer ? Even you did not know.

Cat!Won would turn you over and make you present like a good and obedient puss, placing his hand on your back and forcing you to arch it, putting you down every time you tried to get back on your feet. He would be to lost into his heat to take his time and would literally slam his dick into your tight and virgin hole, mewling at the feeling of your warmth around his cock, spongy wall taking him so good.

Your pleas would fall on deaf hear and he would just go at his own pace, fast and rough, chasing his own high. Soon enough your body would adapt to him and you would just be a whining and moaning mess under him, not even able to ask him to go slower anymore. You would take all of him and keep everything he has to give you (aka he stuffs you full of his cum). Plus you would have to clean yourself both since he’s too tired to even move his limbs.

Even though your first time with him was kinda weird, since you tried to tell him to be nicer but he didn’t listen (meanie), since it was painful and since he was not in the right state of mind, you enjoyed the next few days by his side because his heat was less…agressive ? You spent the next days being a pillow princess but on one condition:

"A-Ah~… Lemme fill you up with my kittens ? Would you let me do that princess ? You’re gonna be the p-prettiest mom ever."

#enhypen hard hours #enhypen smut #enhypen hard thoughts #jungwon smut #jungwon hard hours #jungwon hard thoughts #jungwon x reader #kpop hard hours #kpop smut #enhypen x reader

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fictitious-fluff · 1 year

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This was written in 2021 for Tickletober2021. (posted on @ticklishshenanigansau using their prompt) Posting this to log my progress at a writer

(yes i am p ry lc, have to seperate the name as I want this to be a seperate account that people that know me irl wont be able to find it by searching up my name)

Eight Plus Two Makes Ten

Prompt: Counting

Fandom: Undertale

No pairings

Masterpost

Nothing scheduled today, Papyrus finally taking a day off to hang out with Undyne... Yup. Today was the best day to relax... A day to just be even more lazy, a da- "Sans!" someone shouted, bursting through the door. Oh, it was Frisk.

"oh, wassup?" Sans waved.

"I called you five times already and you didn't pick up or reply to my texts!!!" Frisk exclaimed.

"oh sorry. left my phone upstairs heh."

"Well grab your phone and let's just get going already I guess."

"going where?"

"To the study lounge outside the library you bonehead. Did you forget about our meet up?"

Oh, right! He knew he was missing something today. "ah... ok, give me a moment." Sans said, before teleporting upstairs to grab his phone. "ok i'm ready, let's go frisk."

"Aren't you gonna teleports us there since we're already 25 minutes late?" Frisk questioned.

"oh right, forgot I could do that heh."

Sans held out his hand as he spoke. Frisk rolled her eyes in amusement and grabbed it.

The study lounge usually didn't have many people since the library had aircon while the study lounge didn't. Both of them usually chose that spot since Frisk always felt the library was too cold. Moreover, they kinda liked the privacy the place provided. The best place to study without any disturbance.

As time flew by, sans stumbled across something peculiar to him. "hey frisk? can I comfirm something?" Sans tapped Frisk's shoulder.

"Yeah?"

"this book states humans have 12 pairs of ribs... is there a typo? or is it true."

"It's not wrong. Why? Do you have a different number of ribs?"

Sans looked a little surprised, "well yeah. I only have 10 pairs... weird. humans are weird."

"Pff- says the guy that's close friends with a human. Anyways, would it be fine if I checked to see if you really have 10 pairs of ribs? I'm curious now." It was interesting to Frisk how human anatomy and skeleton monsters were so similiar yet so different. But technically skeleton monsters weren't exactly skeletons from humans so it made sense.

"uh well I rather not do it in public.. you know" Sans commented.

"Oh, no, I didn't mean show it to me, I can just try feeling it through ur clothing if that's alright with you."

"well, if that's the case then it's... fine, just do it."

"You sure? I wouldn't want to do something your not comfortable with."

"nah, it's fine. I'm okay with it."

Well... If he said it was alright then alright. Frisk started slowly moving down Sans ribs, counting slowly as she made her way down. All the while, she was oblivious to Sans. There was a reason why he was hesitant.

Sans could feel the slight laughter threatening to slip out. He had to use all of his will power to not move or make any sudden twitches. That, and the fact that he was trying not to grin like an idiot even though it was fruitless.

"snrk-!" it slipped. Welp, all of his efforts were in vain because of that one slip up.

"Uh Sans? You alright? I heard you-" Frisk stopped as she scanned Sans's half covered face. After a few seconds, it clicked. "Oh wait... Are you, ticklish?" Frisk then started scribbling a little harder.

This time Sans pushed on her arm, clearly knowing she was doing it on purpose now. "kh! w-wahait we're a-hat the st-studehe lounge n-now. Theherse p-people studying." Sans stuttered, trying to control his laughter from pouring out.

"Okay, I guess I can lay off this new discovery. For now." Frisk snickered and stopped. "Don't think for a second I'm letting this off though."

Sans whimpered. Time to stay in his room for the next few years. "can we jus get back to reading...?" He pleaded

Frisk gave him a thumbs up and continued to read up on how human souls worked. Occasionally chuckling as she saw Sans ever so often darting his eyes towards Frisk and back to his book.

A few days after the incident, Frisk had planned to have a sleepover at the brothers' house. It was always a blast when the two were around. She couldn't wait to finally relax after studying for one whole week, straight.

Ding! The doorbell sounded. Papyrus was cooking up some lunch, which was finally something other than spaghetti, so he couldn't get the door. "SANS! Can you get the door for me?" Papyrus exclaimed from the kitchen.

"ok" Sans replied, as always.

"oh, sup." Sans greeted Frisk.

"Hey Sans. The food actually smells good for once. Papyrus's been taking classes?" Frisk asked.

"yup. wannna stay in my room while we wait?"

"Sure!"

Frisk stated walking up the stairs to Sans's room, only to find out he had taken a shortcut up there. Typical Sans. When Frisk opened the door, as usual, it was a mess. His bed was no more than a mattress on the floor, with a table, a beanbag and a chair beside it. On the table there was a few sketches and books layed out in a pile. Near the entrance to the right, there was a bookshelf full of science books and a few new additions from the last time you visited. Frisk could see Sans sitting comfortably on the beanbag reading a book. As if he had been waiting for Frisk for a long time.

"so, i've recently been reading more about humans. gotta say, pretty weird. guess that's why you were so confused on how i worked, with how all your organs work and stuff." Sans had always thought humans worked similiar to monsters. Sure, he knew they were different, but he didn't know they were extremely different. They did have souls anyways, though he hadn't found a book talking much about human souls which was unfortunate.

Frisk walked over and sat on the chair, all while listening attentively to what Sans had to say. "Yeah, just like how I was surprised you only had 10 pairs of ribs. Speaking of which, I haven't really gotten the chance to count them since last time, have I? And I still have my doubts..." She chipped in.

Sans eyes widened for a brief moment before eyeing Frisk, "d-don't you dare."

"I am also kind of curious how you manage to feel without nerves... I might need to conduct an experiment to find out." Frisk continued.

At this point Sans had wrapped his hands around his sensitive ribs, zipping up his jacket. However, Sans did have a trick up his sleeve to counter Frisk's attack. He did have a knack for observing expressions to tell what their next move would be. In addition, while Frisk was still babbling on, now would be the best time to strike. Now just any attack though, a surprise attack. He could teleport and he was going to use it to his advantage. And that was what he did.

However, Frisk knew, she knew that Sans would retaliate. So the moment he teleported, she turned behind her, expecting to catch him off guard. Though, she was the one who got caught off guard. Sans being Sans, knew full well that Frisk expected something like that. So instead of teleporting behind her, he teleported in front of her. Sans then engulfed Frisk into a bear hug and digged into her sides. Frisk yelped and tried to get away but Sans grip was too strong. Who knew he could actually be decently strong? "!? SAhAnnNs aha! Pfhaaha waahaaittt!"

"you were the one who started this frisk, heh."

No! Frisk couldn't let a silly skeleton overpower her. She had to retaliate! Among her struggles, she managed to catch a hold of Sans's wrist. With much effort, she finally turned the tables. Frisk pulled one of Sans hands above his head and scribbled on his ribs. "crahahaap! frihiskk nohoo, ahem sorrhee!! nahaa-" Sans flailed. Guess he hadn't though that Frisk could get the upperhand so quickly. He should have used his gravity magic on her.

"I started this and I plan to finish it!" Frisk exclaimed. "Now let's see.. How many ribs... 1, 2.."

No matter how Sans struggled and pushed, he couldn't get rid of Frisk's teasing fingers. "aeheh alreheady tohold yaha it wahaaas 10 pahahairrss!!! staaaahaap ghaaha!" Sans tried teleporting or using his magic to push frisk away, but he couldn't focus enough to use it. His magic, though was very powerful, was not trained enough. Damn, he should start training with Pap if this was going to be a thing that Frisk would do now. Now that was a joke of course, he probably would just practice dodging instead.

"Well, I still need to make sure don't I~? 6...7.." Frisk teased.

"thihis iss juhuust cruhuehel- nohooo nahaht theeheere!!!" Sans snorted. "ghaahaha plheheaasee!-" The poor guy kicked and flailed but nothing helped. Uncontrollably laughter continued to pour out.

"Juuust a little more~ I could always go faster~~" Frisk cooed "10..11..12.."

"wahaahait! nahaahaa dohoon't, ahaa! cohome ohonn-"

After what seemed to be an eternity for Sans... "And... 20!" Frisk release the poor guy.

"hff.. hf.. thahnk g.. hff god." Sans panted, slumping to the ground. He lied on his back, facing the ceiling as he closed his eyes.

"Pfft. You alright there Sans?" Frisk chuckled. She handed Sans a bottle of water she found on his desk.

Sans nodded, accepting the water and gulping it down. Afterwards, he looked up at his alarm clock. Damn, it had only been 7 minutes and he was already tired. However, he still had some energy... And he knew exactly how he was going to use it. After a few minutes of chilling in Sans room, the both of them heard Papyrus call them for lunch.

As they walked out, Sans called out to Frisk. "Yeah?" She responded. Sans was about to speak, but stopped himself.

Instead, he replied, "uh nevermind. i wanted to tell ya somethin' but i forgot heh."

Frisk gave him a confused look but continued walking down the stairs. Sans being Sans. When Frisk turned towards the stairs, Sans casual grin turned into a smirk. Guess Frisk forgot that Sans has a tendancy to side with justice.

#ticklish!sans #teen frisk #tickletober2021 #platonic #sans #undertale #female frisk #old fic #tickle fic

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kavaeroexe · 2 years

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Idk if you do request but, if you do can you do my request

My request is muslim female reader x honkai charakter 🗿not work as a fighter I think working as a doctor or something up to you but other than fighter

I just really feel interested in reading muslim reader right now

Sorry I'm not that good at english 😔🙏

It’s alright! I am also not so good at English :D

Again? really? right in front of my salad?

doctor!male!Reader x Kiana Kaslana

warning: typos, bad grammar

attention! please do not try to repost my works, I only post my works on Tumblr, if anyone see someone stole my works please inform me through the comments, tag me in the works, or message me!

“Miss doctor, I’m here for a check-up!”

“Oh Kiana, what’s up-- KIANA YOUR LEG? WHAT THE KRIFF-”

she just sitting there, laughing like it’s nothing, but she’s one of the patients that love to check up here so.. you understand, very much understand, it’s even beyond ‘very much’ of understand..

so you stand to look at Kiana’s leg condition, absolute chaos. you work at Hyperion, so it’s normal to see kriffed-up parts that got hurt, but this girl got her leg twisted and laughed it off.

so a surgery special was prepared for this one girl, and with the help of Hyperion’s amazing facility, it will not take long for Kiana to get her leg normal, but you must warn her not to do acrobatic satanic things like she did once in Hyperion’s hall one time.

“AAAA DOCTOR IT HURTS IT HURTS UEUEUEUEU”

“if you stay silent for 5 minutes I’ll buy you a whole bucket of chicken wings.”

“okay :D”

“And if you stay silent for 10 minutes I’ll buy you 2 packets of fries”

“five!”

“Two.”

“Fine, how about three?”

“Deal, now stay silent”

“Ay ay captain”

“Doctor, this sandwich is delicious~! I can eat like 10 of it!!”

“That’s great... now put your cardigan off, I need to see your latest injuries..”

“Try a bite of it first then I’ll go along with your check-up!”

you sighed, looking at how bright Kiana’s face is just so that you want to eat the sandwich she offers, you took a small bite and nodded along, you must admit that it’s delicious...

“What kind of meat is this? ostrich? Lmao”

“Pork :D”

“ADKEUUAIFJSJDFDJKS-”

“Doctor... you look stunning, I just realized it now..”

“Focus on your academy first, Kiana.”

“I KNOW IT’S JUST.. I think I’m lucky to be able to meet you every week and else...”

you look at Kiana’s face, don’t need to take a long time to understand what you face at this moment, you’re not just an ordinary doctor, you grow and study all of the medical knowledge and you know Kiana’s behavior lately is that she’s in love with you

“I’m too old to be with you, you’re still young and shiny, there are a lot more things to achieve rather than some romance, especially with your doctor,” you replied, cleaning the tools you used earlier before Kiana visits you.

Kiana stays silent, but then she goes rage and grumpy, punching your back hysterically, “YEAH YOU’RE TOO OLD FOR ME BWEEH OLD MANNN”

“You’ll be old one day too”

“Then I could do whatever I want with you, Doctor!!!”

“Pff I would not let you do that.”

it’s been 4 months since the awakened Herrscher of the void tragedy, which leaves Kiana, vessel of the herrscher gone missing, and Hyperion trying to locate where she is.

Honestly, you felt lonely, no loud screaming, no food scent in your room, and no patient needs to check up every week because they are dumb to protect themself. But you’re nothing more than a doctor, especially in Hyperion.

You can’t do anything, at all.

at one point, you feel useless

void filling your heart, you could tell that you miss Kiana, a lot.

“Kiana.. come back to us..”

“Kiana? she come back?” you instantly stand from your seat, rushing to get out of your practice room, to see Kiana have a small chatter with Bronya

you instantly hugged her, like you found your long-lost daughter, her face grows shocked but she accepted it delightedly.

“I’m back, doctor.”

Mei left, making Kiana doesn’t feel the same as before, but it’s okay, we all going to help Kiana reunite with Mei again, so everything could feel the same

now you’re both back to the starter point, where you check up on her injuries, treat them, and change her bandages, you scold her, and Kiana just nodded along, realizing her mistake, she grows older and more mature than, you think.

“I’m sorry Doctor.. everything must have been so hard for you since i-”

“I’m just glad you’re here, and I don’t like you apologizing for that stupid herrscher behavior, I would be happier if you apologized for those scars you made for yourself.” You quickly cut her words, leaving her a trail of war for her to enjoy for a moment.

“Thank you, Doctor.”

“Heh, now look at you, all the way as a Herrscher and now you’re still coming back here, with all the kriffing blood-!? oh my god..” you rushed yourself towards her, grabbing your tools and supplies to quickly heal and treat her wounds.

she only let out a giggle, which makes you bonk her head out of anger

“Stupid girl, should have known yourself that you still need to ease yourself with this herrscher form, didn’t the captain tell you so-!?”

“I’m sorry, but I’m here, still alive and well! because I have you, doctor!”

she quickly jumps out from her seat, silently placing a kiss on your head, ruffling your hair with a smile, “Love you, Doctor”

“So bold, where did you learn that?” you smirk, bonking her head once again

“OH MY GOD DOCTOR I’M TRYING OKAY, I’LL DO BETTER NEXT TIME”

“Fine, and don’t try to buy me the same old-pork sandwich as a form of apologies.”

“uguguuu....”

#kiana honkai impact #honkai impact #honkai 3rd #honkai x reader #yandere honkai #kiana x reader

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ratsoh-writes · 5 months

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(ONE BIG APOLOGY FOR ALL MY TYPOS. I’ve read through previous asks.. smh)

Cali shrugged her shoulders and smiled, “why thank you. I’m from this small town out in the country. Nice lakes though, they were good for skating in the winter.” she grinned, “well at least I blend it easier than I suppose the usual newly moved country people.” Cali shrugged and finished getting on her lovely white skates, standing up a bit wobbly. “It’s been a while, you sure you won’t get too cold watching? I don’t mind getting the gental-skeleton-man a hot chocolate.” Her smiled widened, she wasn’t too sure if skeletons got cold, but almost everyone she met was wearing warm clothes. So using prior knowledge she offered something to keep Sans warm. Cali batted her eyes to G and held back a cackle, good for him. She was glad he got those eye sore of a pair of skates.

Sans: pff no need to mother hen kid, skeletons are pretty good with temperatures.

He does take the offered jacket though, slipping it on top of his hoodie, cause why not?

G: STARS YES!! Check this out!!

He jumps in his skates, and they light up. They’re hideous and have lightning McQueen on them

Sans: pff kachow!

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blueflyingturtleontheway · 1 year

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Okay, I’m torn between two prompts, so can I request either “feeling their pulse” or “bandaging/stitching up an injury” for Gabe and Stanislaw, please?

Too bad there’s no “feeling other’s mustache” prompt, it could be such a simple choice then…

I'll never live that typo down, will I...

The heavy clouds of dust slowly settled on the ground to the sound of the last stones rolling down from the slope. Stanislaw slowly rose to his feet, coughing and trying to pull clear air into his lungs again. He blinked rapidly and tried to look around.

"General Núñez!" He raised his hands to his mouth to strengthen his voice and quickly pulled them back down with a loud hiss.

"I'm here," Gabe coughed out from behind him.

"Are you alright?" Stanislaw asked, rolling back his shoulder.

"Yes, yes." Gabe looked over himself then nodded his head and Stanislaw. "What's with your arm?"

Stanislaw frowned.

"I think it's dislocated. Do you know how to set it right?"

Gabe nodded and went over to him.

"Alright, on three. One, two- gAAAAH!" Sharp scream escaped Stanislaw throat as Gabe pulled, followed by a few words Gabe didn't need to know Lachian to understand.

"Is this how they teach you first aid at the knight academies now?"

Gabe grinned a crooked smile.

"I wouldn't know. Anyway, we should probably look for another way out of here." He looked between the pile of rubble and the steep walls of the ravine.

Stanislaw hummed in agreement and followed his gaze.

"I'd say we go back to the - HOLY MOTHER OF-" Stanislaw gasped and slapped a hand against his mouth. "General, don't move." He said slowly.

"What? Why?" Gabe asked, but he complied, only turning his head to look at him.

Meanwhile Stanislaw threw his jacket to the ground, took off his shirt and started to rip it apart.

"Wha- King Stanislaw! What are you doing?!"

"I said, don't move!" Stanislaw snapped. "What? Did you take bandages with you when going on an afternoon stroll?"

Stanislaw walked over to Gabe and gestured him to sit down on a boulder, while he tied the fabric into makeshift bandages.

Gabe sat down, but he furrowed his brows and started "But why would I need..." before he finally understood Stanislaw's behavior.

"We don't have anything to actually clear the wound, so I'll just try to stop the blood loss... It might hurt a little." Gabe heard before a sharp pain in his back forced out a scream from his lungs. Suddenly the whole world got covered by dancing black spots and he felt himself fall forward. He tried to keep himself upright and not focus on the pain tearing his body apart.

"Everything's fine, it's just adrenaline wearing off," Stanislaw tried to sound encouraging and hide the tension in his own voice.

He wrapped the bandages a few times around Gabe's chest, making sure it wouldn't slide off when he stood up. Gabe took a deep breath. And another one. And one more.

"It doesn't seem to be deep, the beast merely scratched you," Stanislaw assured him.

Finally Gabe's breathing came back to normal. After a moment more he even stopped swaying and could focus his sight on his shoes. The pain was still there, but the panic disappeared.

"Are you sure? It sure felt like more than a scratch." He even attempted at a joke.

"Oh pff," Stanislaw scoffed and laughed. "What's a mere litre of blood for a knight."

Silence fell on the ravine again, as Stanislaw continued his work, and Gabe got lost in his thoughts. Surrounded by sharp slopes of the ravine and a pile of stones that had buried the monster underneath, and trying to steer his thoughts away from the pain, he couldn't help but try to remember when he could've gotten wounded. He scowled, remembering how paralyzed he was when the beast attacked and how he completely didn't know what to do...

"So..." Stanislaw picked up again, pulling him out of his thoughts. Catching Gabe's gaze, he continued. "What's bothering you?"

"You mean other than the gaping hole in my back?" Gabe chuckled.

Stanislaw chuckled lightly too, but immediately became serious again as he said: "I saw men wincing in pain before. It's a different kind of frown."

Gabe pursed his lips and looked away.

"You don't have to tell me," Stanislaw continued. "After all we don't know each other all that well. But I've learned that sometimes it's better to throw your words off on an objective listener than to keep them all inside. And who knows," He shrugged. "I've lived my fair share of experiences already, maybe I could even help you somehow."

Gabe remained silent. Stanislaw was right, they didn't know each other well, actually only the one week Gabe has been in Lachia so far, not counting the stories they've both heard about the other from sir Michał, but Gabe felt that he already had gotten a pretty good idea of what kind of person Stanislaw was. He was sure of one thing, if he didn't want to talk, Stanislaw wouldn't pressure him. But, well, maybe it wasn't such a bad idea... Before he could decide Stanislaw spoke up again.

"You're not holding a grudge against me, are you general?" Gabe snapped his head in his direction, his brows raised almost to his hairline. Stanislaw now seemed even more focused on the bandages than before and Gabe couldn't really read his expression. "I want you to know that I meant no insult by that. I have heard and seen more than enough to know that you could've handled it yourself, so..." he looked up at him, but even then his expression remained unreadable. "If I had somehow damaged your honor, I want to apologise."

Gabe looked at him with wide eyes for a moment as his brain tried to process Stanislaw words. Finally when he translated everything in his mind from Latin to Avaloran, from Avaloran to Gabe and back again, he realized that Stanislaw must've completely misunderstood his reaction.

"Wha- apologize? For what?" He sputtered out. "No, no, your highness, if anything I should be the one to apologise, after being absolutely useless in the fight."

"Useless? That's not how I remember it." Stanislaw's voice suddenly sounded much softer.

Gabe frowned and felt the feelings that have been accumulating for the past few days, finally come to surface.

"Yeah? Because I remember that I lost my sword in the first 5 minutes of the fight and then couldn't even keep the monster away from the others - not to mention that apparently I let myself get wounded and didn't even notice!"

Stansislaw shook his head.

"No, what I saw, was a young knight, in a foreign land, facing an unknown beast, who despite loosing his weapon still tried his best to protect those around him. Those are all virtues for a..."

"A knight?" Gabe's voice sounded sharper than he intended it but he only gritted his teeth harder. If anything he can blame the irritation on blood loss. "Well here's the problem, I'm not a knight, I'm just a soldier. Everyone here talks so much about knighthood and honor and glorious deeds and it's just-!" He hissed, his sudden movement causing him pain. "And it's all true. All the stories I've heard from sir Michał about Lachian knights, about you... They're all true. Even better than what I've heard." He cast his eyes aside, not wanting to look at Stanislaw anymore, but he only chuckled.

"Are you sure? Michał does like to color his stories up."

Gabe was already shaking his head.

"You have defeated a beast the size of 3 horses, with claws to match, in less than 20 minutes, without even pulling your sabre out. And before that, when one of Mateo's spells went rampant, you immediately knew what to do - and you said so yourself that you've never dealt with Avaloran magic before! And you have defeated two dragons in your life! And probably a countless of other weird monsters and just- you're literally called Lachia's first knight!" Gabe threw out one sentence after the other, gesturing wildly, until finally he found his tongue empty of more arguments. "...and I've never even went to a military school, much less a knight academy."

A heavy silence fell onto the ravine after Gabe's words. Stanislaw continued to patch him up, but neither of the men looked the other in the eye. Finally he tied the end of the makeshift bandage. Gabe took a few deep breaths to check how it would hold, while Stanislaw turned away to put his jacket back on. And when they were still not facing each other, he broke the thickening silence.

"Neither did I."

Gabe turned around in place. Stanislaw didn't rise his eyes from the buttons of his jacket, his voice sounded nonchalantly, but Gabe couldn't tell if the tone was sincere.

"I haven't even held a sword in hand until I was what? 20? And I can't really beat Michał to this day, when it comes to it. Now tell me something general," he said turning around. "How long have you been a guard?"

"Uh, 6 years?" Gabe answered, unsure where Stanislaw was going with this.

"Mhm, so that's over five times less than I've been called a knight." Stanislaw nodded slowly, his face taking on a thoughtful expression. "And before that? Since you said you didn't learn to be a guard, what did you plan to do? Who were your parents?"

Gabe frowned.

"I was supposed to take over my dad's bakery."

"And I was a shoe maker." Stanislaw smiled gently. "Okay, one last question, general - how many knights are there in Avalor?"

Gabe opened his mouth to answer and immediately closed it. How many knights are there in Avalor? He never really thought about it before coming to Lachia. Any knights he knew personally, were foreigners or at least have studied at one of the Enchancian or Brazendellian academies. He was also pretty sure there were a few old nobles who had their titles brought back by Elena, after Shuriki nullified them. Although according to her, there used to be knights under her father's reign, and according to all those books he used to read...

Apparently the silence was enough of an answer for Stanislaw. His smile became wider and he continued.

"So you see, general, you may not be called a knight, but in those 6 years you've been a guard, you've defeated countless foes and monsters, helped defeat ancient spirits and revolutionized the Avaloran military system. If it was up to me I'd make you a knight ten times sooner than half of the overenthused morons that graduate the academy every year." He walked over to Gabe and put his hands on his shoulders, serious, but not trying to hide his smile. "It's not the title that makes the knight, but the noble deeds that you've already been commiting for your whole life. After all, it's not the title that tells of the virtues, but the virtues that make for the title. Never forget that."

Gabe felt his throat tighten and turned his head to hide the tears coming to his eyes.

"Thank you," he only managed to squeak out, before Stanislaw pulled him into a strong hug.

Gabe chuckled as they let go.

"You know, your highness, Elena actually taught me a similar lesson way back when I became captain." He discreetly wiped the tears out if the corners of his eyes. "Although I'm glad this time I didn't need to get cursed to remember that."

"Oh?" Stanislaw's eyes lit up with curiosity. He walked over to Gabe and helped him stand up, letting him lean on his shoulders. "Now that sounds like a story I need to hear. But first -" he extender his hand towards him. "Let's drop the titles. Stanislaw."

Gabe shook his hand with a wide smile.

"Gabe."

They turned towards the other path leading out of the ravine.

"So Gabe," Stanislaw wasn't even trying to hide his curiosity anymore. "How did you get cursed becoming a captain?"

Gabe laughed.

"Well, it's a bit embarrassing, actually. You see, there was this contest..."

Okay so this came out a bit longer than the rest, uuuuuh... But it's because of Stanislaw alright, he has OC privileges.

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yu-narukinnie · 1 year

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hi I hope this isn't annoying feel free to ignore it if so but I thought you might want to know that there's a typo on your recent post so it says "could care less" instead of "couldn't care less" my bad if it just doesn't bother you or it's a joke I didn't get or something 😵‍💫

hold up so you're telling me the correct way to say that is "couldn't" care less?!!?! i wanted to write in a way that the character is saying "i don't care" so i wrote "could" lol (english isnt my first language so im genuinely confused here too pff)

#ask response

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areus-in-a-little-cave · 1 year

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I've recently gotten into god of war and I keep reading ur name as Atreus.

pff honestly I have misread stuff too and I think I've nearly written it was atreus before but like as a typo :D

#areus rambles #ask #ask box #anon ask #thank you for the ask!

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bittersweet--chaos · 1 year

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Pff- Hate or ate?

Shhhh ignore the typo

But yes I ate

#leto_talks #jolly🏴‍☠️💛

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autophobiacomic · 3 years

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It gives the feeling of when you have a dream and ur fighting with someone and then wake up mad at them even though they didn't do anything irl. LIKE LOUIS DIDNT DO ANYTHING IN CANON, BUT IM MAD AT HIM FOR HURTING MY FAVORITE SON (DANIEL) IN THE FIC. WHILE ALSO ENJOYING THE INTERPRETATION OF JOHN/LOUIS, IT IS VERY FUN TO READ WHAT IT COULD BE LIKE FROM SOMEONE ELSE'S POV.

#me coloring pages of louis smooching daniel rn: LIAR #LMAOO #but also me knowing damn yell i canonically gave louis and john all that tension thats has yet to be resolved in anyway LOOOOL #damn yell OMG *damn well #i also have no room to talk Bc I've paired louis with like 4 other characters in random scenarios Just Cause so LOOOOOL #i have a headcanon (? LMAO ????) that louis is That Kid who gets crushes easily which i mean #he easily fell for daniel even tho he was in denial for awhile #he made googo eyes at john the first time he met him LOL #and then i mean lauren sits to him on a couch once and he's like 'gasp i want to steal her from my bff ❤️_❤️'#I MEAN IT WAS MORE COMPLICATED WITH LAUREN BUT THAT STILL BASICALLY HOW HE DECIDED HE LIKED HER TOO LOL #it's also obv never been shown but his First Gf who was mentioned like once he crushed on her after she #gave him her pencil to borrow in matt LOOOL #*MATH GAWD THESE TYPOS IM SORRY okay im done babbling #also i forgot to put an update post up sunday PFF THE COMIC DID UPDATE SUNDAY--#HAH HAH HAH GO CHECK IT OUT IF U MISSED---

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agent-jaselin · 3 years

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Tumblr drafts is like, theost unreliable place to write something from scratch and yet it seems the best place to spur me into writing first drafts XD truly i am a daredevil.

#anyway if you ever see some nonsensical grammatical nightmares appear on my dash #thats why XD #typing on the phone does not lend oneself to avoiding typos pff

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queenofthegalaxxy · 3 years

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While I don't have anything powerful enough to hypnotize Starfire, I think I know of someone... *Check the yellow pages of villainy* Let's see, M... Maash, Madcap, Mad Hater... Here Mad Mod, he should give you a good price as he used something like that before but you know how stubborns are those Titans

[[Thanks for sending one!]]

“So you’re saying he tried before. And failed.”

“Tell me why I should trust that it goes any better this time, then?”

#★ Come back when you have something useful to say! ★ | Answered #anime tw #she asks as if she's never failed with them before xD #also I know it's a typo; but just; 'mad hater'... the power of; just; hating really strongly; pff xD #anon

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quiving · 4 years

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watched a star war yesterday

#flight rising #fr wildclaw #star wars #hux #there's a typo in my id but pff #:')

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ratsoh-writes · 2 years

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Me, you would not believe how much i get teased on astros discord server

-edgy.🦩

Pff stop making typos then

Man I need to be more active on there

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sumeru-academy · 2 years

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Cherry chapstick.

synopsis: you share your lip gloss with them in a creative way.

character(s): sara, yae, lisa. (seperate)

warning(s): kissing. lots of kissing. vague mentions of making out.

note(s): female reader, modern au.

P.S: Did you know frogs can pop their eyeballs inward and into their mouths? Apparently it helps them chew. Fascinating.

⎯⎯mod angel 🎐

KUJOU SARA

“Are you ready to go yet?” Sara’s impatient tone almost made you jerk your hand away again. The lip gloss close to smearing off your lips, and threatening to make you look like someone who had bad motor skills whilst applying makeup in the back of a bumpy van.

“Sara...! You almost made me smudge,” you cautiously dabbed at the small corner of your lips, your girlfriend only rolling her eyes at this action and lightly prodding at your cheek. “We’re getting late, Y/N. Miko will talk my ear off if we show up late to her party again. You know how she is.”

“I know, I know. I just wanna look hot!” Sara scrunched her nose at this statement. “You’re already hot. Now come on—”

Lightly grabbing your wrist, you had just finished applying the final touches before turning to face your lover fully. Your goth girlfriend freezing in place as she stared at the thin layer of glimmer that accentuated your lips. Wow, you were right. You did look hot.

“Eyes up here babe,” you teased as you watched Sara clear her throat awkwardly.

“I...I wasn’t—”

“Yeah yeah I know. Like it at least?”

“More than like. You look gorgeous.”

Now it was your turn to get all gushy mushy as you swatted your hands in giddiness. “Pff, I’m glad. Because I’m gonna apply it to you next!”

“Excuse me—”

“Lesbian straddle party!”

You tackled your girlfriend to the bed and made her lie down without messing up her outfit. Sara looking like she both expected and unexpected this considering how long you two had been dating.

“Get off me.”

“Shut up you’ll look cute.”

Leaning down towards her face, you conjured up the biggest, most teary puppy-dog eyes you could muster and even stuck your lip out in your signature toddler-like pout. “Pleaseeee Sara? Let your cutesy wutesy gf apply lip gloss to you?”

With a perfectly timed lip quiver, you watched as your girlfriend’s tough façade crumbled like Wall Maria. Her narrowed eyes proving no match for your ‘cutesy wutesy’ stare that could make any man succumb to their grave in a fit of tears and squeals.

“...Fine.” Sara pressed a finger to your lips before you could shout, “But promise me you’ll make it quick. Okay? I have to go start the car.”

“Deal!”

You uncapped the tube of lip gloss and watched as Sara shifted bashfully under your body. She wasn’t used to this compromising position, even though it was totally harmless and innocent.

Lol.

“Is it flavored?” Sara asked nonchalantly, trying to not-so-subtly stare at the shimmery coating of your lips.

“You’ll find out in a second,” you grinned.

Sara watched as you applied another layer of lip gloss to yourself, and quirked a brow up in confusion. You already had a full fresh coat of lip gloss applied, so why would you—

And then you leaned down and pressed your lips against hers. The stickiness of the lip gloss transferring to her skin as you innocently moved your lips away with a faux doe-like smile.

Cherry.

Sara felt her cheeks warm up at the taste.

It tastes like cherry.

“Like it?” you breathed out a giggle at her reaction.

“Yes...” Sara then brought your hand up to her face and lightly kissed your palm.

“Though, I think a second coat is needed. You know, to make it more visible.”

YAE MIKO

“Seems like Sara and her girlfriend are going to be late again...” Miko stared judgingly at the text on her phone, stating that the couple might be held up in “traffic” and won’t be able to make it for another half hour. The various little typos and quick lowercase spelling being an obvious sign that the two of them weren’t going to be late due to traffic. Oh Sara, Miko knew better. Miko always knew better.

“Typical of them,” you smiled in the mirror as you continued to apply your mascara. Miko only smiling in the reflection of the mirror and walking up to wrap her arms around you affectionately.

“Mm...but at least my pretty girl won’t keep me waiting, right?” Miko’s coy smile flashed beside you in the mirror. Her hushed whispers tickling the outer shell of your ear as you jabbed your mascara tube against her nose to keep her from kissing you.

“Away from the makeup, Miko. Away, away.”

You shooed her away with another jab to the nose. Miko’s face scrunching up adorably before swatting your hand away in annoyance.

“Ugh. Am I not allowed to smooch my darling anymore?” Miko’s face mimicked that of a disappointed child.

“Not when you’re getting lipstick stains all over my face.”

“Oh come on. You love it.”

“Lies. Lies I say,” you turned back to face the mirror and ignored the suggestive faces Miko was making in the reflection of the mirror. Little puckering noises coming from her lips and further agitating you as you pulled out a tube of lip gloss. “Miko, if you keep making out with the air, I’m going to think you’re cheating on me.”

“Awe, but I’d never cheat on a steal like you,” Miko grinned flirtatiously.

“I know, I know, I’m too hot to lose,” you chuckled, starting to swipe lip gloss over your lips and catching the attention of the curious kitsune. “Is that a new lip gloss?” she asked with piqued interest, your smirk in the mirror saying yes.

“Mhm. Got it from Nephora just the other day. Wanna try it?”

Miko stared at the shimmery lip gloss over your lips and nodded. Seemingly entranced with how extra enticing you looked in this new shade of color. “Looks cute. I’ll go wipe off my own.”

“Oh, there’s no need for that Miko,” you chuckled menacingly.

“Ah...I beg your pardon--”

With two quick strides against the hardwood of your house, you grabbed your girlfriend by the collar of her dress and kissed her. Hard. The sweet and slightly sour burn of lip gloss being all the kitsune could taste from your lips as her ears rocketed to the sky in both shock and adoration.

‘Oh...Oh wow...’

It was really funny. And cute. Her ears standing as straight as her posture as she quickly kissed back. Trying to get back at you before you inevitably pulled away.

“Hah! Your face...!” you giggled, wiping away a bit of smeared lip gloss from her cheek. Miko fortunately bouncing back from your little stunt and getting right back into her teasing game.

“Hm, you’re right, you got it all over me.” She smirked, watching you raise a brow in confusion.

“I think I should do it this time. A bit more precisely and neater.”

LISA MINCI

“Something smells good, and it’s not just the food...”

Lisa’s airy chuckle met with your reply as she stirred tonight’s dinner around in a pan. “Hm, thanks cutie, it’s a new perfume brand I got just the other day. It’s supposed to smell like wildflowers and honey, but let’s be honest, you’re the only honey I really need.”

“How very cottagecore lesbian of you,” you chuckled, your wife only smiling in reply as she took a quick glance at you from behind. The faint sparkle of sweet lip gloss not going unnoticed by the librarian’s trained eye. “Touched yourself up for tonight?” Lisa’s teasing demeanor returned, switching off the stove and carrying tonight’s pasta dinner to a bowl.

“It’s only fair that I pair my new lip gloss with your new perfume. You’re not the only one who can dress to impress,” you walked over to the cabinets and began grabbing plates to set up for tonight’s special dinner date. The fancy ones, as tonight was wine night and both you and Lisa loved wine night.

“Mm, you don’t need to impress me sweetheart, you could’ve shown up in sweats and a T-shirt and I still would’ve found you sexy.”

“Drinking wine in sweatpants does not seem very sexy to me,” you scoffed, playfully shouldering her as you started setting up the silverware.

“Mm...it could work with you...” Lisa smiled, going over to toss up the salad, “Hey, do you think I could borrow that lip gloss you used? Looks super cute, plus we’d match!”

“Oh sure! Hold on...” setting down the last fork, you made your way over to your makeup bag and got the tube in hand. Staring at the shimmery cylinder with awe before an idea struck you like a discus to Hyacinthus.

‘Hah, she won’t know what hit her.’

Just like Hyacinthus--

Clutching the tube with newfound mischief, you applied another layer to your lips and made a popping sound to even it out. Walking towards your busied wife who was adding some ranch, and tapping her shoulder with a smirk on your lips.

“I got it.”

“Oh, thanks cutie,” not even looking in your direction, Lisa stuck out her hand with the intentions of just receiving the lip gloss tube. Of course, these weren’t your intentions as you grabbed her hand and pulled her towards you. Your now stunned wife gasping in shock when you planted a sweet yet not long enough kiss to smear the lip gloss just how she wanted.

“Oh!”

Pulling away before she could lean in for more, you deviously licked away the lip gloss from the corner of your lip and chuckled. “A little payback for always messing with me. Like the shade?”

Lisa suddenly grabbed your arms and leaned back in to kiss you, savoring the sticky texture of gloss as you panicked and instantly lost your cool.

“Uh? Hello? Dinner?”

“Dinner can wait.”

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