And when part of the plot of movie 3 is Sonic having a crush on Shadow because he sounds like Keanu Reeves and thats why he tries to fix him with the power of friendship only for Shadow to constantly kick his ass what then
YO, RUNI, I CAME UP WITH THIS FUNNY SCENARIO (I think it was, alright?). Imagine you were on the bed with your bsd boyfriend, cuddling him, kissing him, being all affectionate and stuff until suddenly there was a notification about someone hating on your favorite character/celebrity on social media. You just stopped holding him and were like, 'be right back, bae, someone was talking trash about my husband.' So you were just arguing with that person while ignoring him for ‘a little bit.’ He tried to get your attention but you just like "give me 5 more mins." YOU REFUSED TO GIVE UP, YOU HAD TO WIN THAT ARGUMENT 🗣🗣NO ONE COULD GET AWAY SAFELY, NOT WHEN THEY HAD THE AUDACITY TO SLANDER YOUR FAVORITE.
He was so jealous of your fictional crush/celebrity that he pouted and demanded you to make it up to him with kisses.
(This was so Dazai coded. I swear, it wasn't my intention to make it about him 😭)
STOPSTOP THATS SO HIM😭😭 imma put this in the tags cause I liked the idea sm😭
dazai has an evident pout mounting his face, the lack of attention he wasn't receiving had him seething a bit. he attempts to get you to look at him by garnishing what little strength he was able to muster up—kicks your phone out of your hands and turns away with a whistle when you look at him with a sharp glare. "what the hell, osamu?!" you screech, your little text war with an online stranger on a definite hold because of your boyfriend. "what?" he asks innocently, "you weren't paying attention to me so I solved the issue!" he proclaimed proudly, as if he didn't just almost break your phone by kicking it. you roll your eyes and sigh, going to go pick up your phone. dazai asks where you were heading off to, but you ignore him and walk into the dining area to finish your war.
"don't ignore me!" dazai yells from the other room, his feet stumbling over each other as he ran to you. "just say that their favorite character dies in season 5!" you stare at him in shock. "did you just spoil me?" dazai stares back, "uh.. nooo?..."
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THESE ARE SO SILLY
BUTI WANTED TO MAKE
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IM NO T LATE
ITS NOT MIDNIGHT
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