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#incorrect self ship quotes
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F/O: Do you think we’d find each other in every universe?
Me, staring at all my AUs: well we’ve already found each other in like… two dozen
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platonic-fo-quotes · 9 months
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S/I, T-posing in the doorway: Greetings, [familial f/o].
Familial f/o, not looking up from their coffee: Good morning, problem child.
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Romantic F/O, catching S/I napping on the couch: They look so peaceful, like an angel.
Sibling F/O, reading in the corner: Yeah, Lucifer maybe.
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fo-enjoyer · 11 months
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F/O: Can I get 2 straws with that milkshake?
S/I: Aww-
F/O: Now with 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!
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s/i: i could be evil!
villain f/o: like hell you could be. last time it rained i watched you walk around picking up all the worms off the sidewalk and putting them back in the grass!
s/i: those worms could be valuable allies in our army of darkness someday.
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zombieplaguedoc · 17 days
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America: What did you two do?
Tord:
Me:
America: You're not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
ANTIS DNI, THIS POST IS NOT FOR YOU.
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haha-tis-thou · 1 year
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your f/o: are they into me? quick, make a bad joke and see if they laugh.
your f/o: hey (name)! what do you call a famous turtle?
you: idk, what is it?
your f/o: a ✨ shellebrity ✨
you: that’s pretty funny!!
your f/o: well that’s not a fair test, that joke’s hilarious
(proship dni • ▿ •)
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yandereloveraw · 11 months
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Everytime I return to the Dawnstar Sanctuary
Me: Cicero-! ♡
Cicero: Listener-! ♡ [Tackles me onto the floor and smothers my face in kisses]
Nazir, shielding Babette's eyes: Geesh, you two. Get a room.
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thornheartfelt · 9 months
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Incorrect f/o quotes courtesy of a generator
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rosieshipper · 6 months
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Wanda: You were a wonderful experience
Rose: You were…everything
Tags: @astralshipper @arickaandherfictionalothers @wolfofthedead
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tiny-dino-lady · 3 months
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S/I: Hey. You love me right?
F/O:
F/O: Normally, I would say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won't like.
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S/I: Yeah that’s why you and I get along so well, we’re both kinda unhinged
F/O: I beg your pardon, I am very hinged! The door’s just… detachable!
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platonic-fo-quotes · 8 months
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[S/I]: Hey, I was wondering if you could help me out wi-
[Platonic!F/O], interrupting: Say no more. Here's a bunch of explosives.
[S/I]: Nope. Different thing.
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nerdwhoauthorinserts · 2 months
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Incorrect quotes #36
Copycat: "Why are you smirking?" Enchantress: "You were watching him, with great interest, may I add." Copycat: "He's our leader, I look to them for guidance." Enchantress: "Oh, I see. ...So what guidance did you find in those swaying hips, hmm?" Copycat, turning red: "No, no, no! I wasn't looking at their- uh, hindquarters. Enchantress: "Certainly." Copycat, progressively getting more red: "I gazed- glanced in that direction, maybe, but I wasn't staring, or even seeing anything, even. Enchantress, smirking even wider: "Of course..." Copycat: "...I hate you."
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Incorrect quotes are fun to draw
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Tagging @kal-selfships @rosepetalmoon @selfshipdorito and @rainbobirb! I'll be adding more to this list so if you want to be taken off it or put on it let me know!
Reblogs are greatly appreciated!
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sweettoothselfships · 2 years
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S/I: I feel safe with you.
Big scary villain F/O: (chokes and splutters)
Big scary villain F/O: Take that back!
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