#Sir Rex

[he4d-banger]

Cale: I don't like cats

Also Cale:

#trash of the count's family #tcf #cale henituse #lout of the count’s family #tcf cale #tcf humor #tcf thoughts #lcf cale #Sir Rex #cat #Cats in power

[bloustorm]

Kiss kiss kiss /j

#blou talks #tcf #Sir Rex #Jack

[starwarjotta]

Starwarstober Day 5, Clone That one time Anakin and Obi-Wan tried to go undercover as shinies :D (didn't happen in the show but I'm SURE it must've happened at some point!!) (as a sidenote, I think of Obi-Wan and Cody as pretty much the same height but occasionally I like to deviate from that a little bit hue hue)

#star wars #star wars the clone wars #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #commander cody #captain rex #clone troopers #little shinies #they're like uhhhh sirs so sorry excuse me but w ha t #cody is so done #rex has accepted his fate and embraces the madness #starwarstober22

[immagods]

The Bad Batch Spoiler

They look so pretty and they're together again as brothers!!!!

But also I can't stop thinking about how naked they look without their pauldron's..

#like sir please put some cloths on #tell me im not the only one #clones #tbb #star wars #the bad batch #starwars #sw #the bad batch season 3 #the bad batch spoilers #captain rex #Capitan Howzer

[gorebek]

Dump of things i havent posted

#legends of avantris #once upon a witchlight #ouaw #edge of midnight #stardust rhapsody #rex maxim #pyke #jericho sticks #sir marius renathyr #lethica nightborne #torbek #gricko grimgrin #my art

[padawansuggest]

CloneTok

Cody: everyone stitch this with the most messed up war crime your general has committed right in front of you I’ll start; there was this time with a tube sock and a bottle of bleach, story started on Tenoo-

Rex: Oh, nah your General has done WAY worse than that.

Cody: Yes but this one was so out of pocket and messed up on a personal level istg he concocted this one just to watch the world burn-

Wolffe: Um??? My general has never committed a warcrime around me????

Cody: *glares at him for daring to speak in his presence* Did anyone ask you?

Wolffe: technically you did.

Cody: technically you should have been eaten in the decanting tank-

Wolffe: YOURE JUST MAD IM BABEY AND YOURE GROUCHY!!

Cody: I LIKE BEING GROUCHY YOU LITTLE PIMPLE!

Rex: *steals the comm while they fight to the death in the background* Sorry about them, 17 says they’ve been threatening to end the other since before they could talk. He’s got baby videos of them beating each other up before they could walk, it’s so cute. Sometimes he watches them and cries when drunk.

Cody: *pulling hair*

Wolffe: *trying to bite through Cody’s gloves*

#star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #obi wan kenobi #commander cody #commander wolffe #captain rex #they need to end each other #they were bored of each other five minutes after decanting they’re just tired af now #CloneTok #spacetok #no one’s asking but Obi’s most fucked up war crime was giving a guy the runs and tossing mustard gas in the bathroom while he’s already dyin #like sir how you gonna wreck someone’s bowels and then make them live through hell to get cleared out 😭 #the guy was running a clone fighting ring tho so it was deserved #Cody fell in love then and there

[wallflowers-garden]

please join me in praising our lord and savior mr. dave filoni

#thank you sir #you gave us everything #star wars #ahsoka #tcw ahsoka #star wars the clone wars #star wars ahsoka #star wars rebels #star wars anakin #anakin skywalker #anakin and ahsoka #ahsoka tv #ahsoka tano #captain rex #ct 7567 #the clone wars #dave filoni

[bougiebutchbitch]

my Izzy playlist is just 'Heaven on Their Minds' and 'Damned for All Time' from Jesus Christ Superstar and 'Brutus' and 'Rex' by Buttress and 'Who Wants To Live Forever' and 'Show Must Go On' by Freddie Mercury and 'Labour' by Paloma Paris and you may be starting to sense certain themes

#izzy hands #edizzy #blackhands #israel hands #ofmd #our flag means death #Am I even Brutus still? It's like I've forgotten my own name... #But the people call me Rеx #And as long as some still need me I'll remain #Whеther I lead or I be lead #GOD DAMN SIR #Rex! Brutus the rudest #Lover of men #descendant of Judith

[ivvmell]

im still sad that clone wars doesnt includes more episodes with army shenanigans and more clones as main characters as well, or, idk, at least the characters bonding? how they think about each other?

#im sad and angry that we had a fucking marshal commander who didnt do at least one good badass delicious #its always rex or anakin or obi wan and he just 'yes sir' 'we have a bad news' 'ugh' NOTHING MORE #i could kill for ep wheres cody gets his rank and pokes them in anakin's nose BC ON PAPER CODY OUTRANKS HIM AND WHOLE HIS LEGION #its could be at least ONE a little ONE ep about corrie guard #i feel like no one in lucasfilm doesnt know tf they doing except their walks with their doggies #tales of clones WHEN

[ladyzirkonia]

I’d gladly call Captain Rex, sir.

Why do I see this one the first time?! Help.

#the bad batch #captain rex #hello sir #oh my lord please help my soul #the clones #clone simping

[somestorythoughts]

You know when you see something in fandom and then are delighted to see it in canon? Here’s Kix pulling rank because I enjoyed that scene.

Also look at that face. I’s say immovable object meets unstoppable force but clearly the force is stoppable. BECAUSE HE TOOK A BLASTER BOLT TO THE CHEST GODDAMINT REX LIE DOWN!!

#a little later when they're leaving Rex says I'll be fine #and i like to think Jessie and Hardcase both looks at Kix like #will he be fine? #Kix: yeah if he actually rests and doesn't strain himself but as long as no droids get there #he should be good #then later Kix is examining the injury and is like #SIR #rex: there were commando droids! #star wars #clone wars #screenshots #clone troopers #captain rex #clone medic kix

[isurrendertoclones]

Me every time I pull on a hood: I am now wearing the perfect Star Wars Disguise

#this is a #captain rex #callout post lmao #like please sir you’re literally wearing your very distinctive armour under your poncho 😂 #Star Wars #the bad batch

[coruscantsbookstore]

obi-wan, exiting the interrogation room after hours of trying to get information: this isn't going to work

cody: that bad, sir? is he not talking?

obi-wan: oh he's talking alright. it's just what he's saying that drives me crazy

cody: and what would that be?

obi-wan, exasperated: everything at once and nothing at all. it's like listening to anakin stumble his way through trying to talk about senator amidala in a professional way. a whole lot of words and very little substance besides "i'm actually madly in love with her but you're not supposed to know it"

#cody: rex told me they're actually married sir #obi-wan: i feel like i should be surprised but i'm not #star wars #obi wan kenobi #cc 2224 #clone wars #commander cody #star wars hc #codywan #anakin skywalker #padme amidala #anidala

[bibannana]

Rex *sighing at Fives who has been following him for the last 4 hours, mimicking all of his actions*: You do know that you're not funny right?

Fives *who has blonde hairspray in his hair*: Uh wrong. I'm kriffing hilarious.

#fives this is not what rex meant when he said you should shadow him #but what beeter way to learn then to become you sir. #he has that temporary colour spray in his hair #you know to really get into character #poor rex has so many important meetings #and this di'kut is following him around #echo come and get your brother! #fives basically caused rex to be in a permanent eyeroll #arc trooper fives #captain rex #fives #rex #star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #the clone wars #tcw #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #501st #501st shenanigans

[sa1808fi]

Rex: THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS ARE COMING FOR ME

Lucy: EMME-REX?!?

Rex:...

Rex: shit *Runs faster*

#rex dangervest #lucy wyldstyle #the lego movie #the lego movie 2 #lego movie #lego movie 2 #Rex: *launches himself off a roof* #you can consider this as something that's gonna happen in close to all of my aus #that have Rex in them #This is more or less something that happens in his timeline #if and when his friends find out he's Emmet #bro is not dealing with his feelings #no sir #he'd sooner die then do that #incorrect quotes

[bluebeaniefrog]

Codywan Fake Dating Fic Idea/Prompt:

Cody and Obi-Wan see themselves as close friends.

They're both pining for each other but don't realise it.

Half the 212th think that they're fuck buddies at the very least.

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Cody notices that Obi-Wan's shoulders are extremely tight, so offers to give him a massage. Purely clinical of course. It's the easiest way to relieve the tension other than going to the medbay, so of course Obi-Wan would choose this.

Cody goes to town finding all the tight muscles in his upper back, shoulders and neck.

Obi-Wan is so beyond overtired that his brain to mouth filter is non-existent, and to top it off his volume control is also non-existent.

You see where this is going? 👀 👀

Cody works Obi-wan's muscles so hard that he's actually working up a sweat, because hey, if he's gonna do a job he's gonna do it well. (Also because the noises coming out of his commanding officer are making him very fucking glad he's got his codpiece in place)

All this means that the poor shiny that came to deliver a report hears things—makes reasonable assumptions—and books it in the opposite direction.

He's not the only Trooper to overhear the activities and come to wrong conclusions.

Cody and Obi-wan find out, think it's hilarious and agree to string them—meaning everyone—along and see how many people they can fool.

..........It works too well.

#codywan #fic prompt #lol i misspelt that tag as “fuc prompt” #that works too..... #star wars the clone wars #fic idea #nothing spreads faster than scuttlebut on a ship #rex finds out and suffers #bcs he doesn't know how to feel #on the one hand - fucking finally those two have been pinign for too long #on the other hand - hold the fuck up sir that's my brother