#Cats in power

[he4d-banger]

Cale: I don't like cats

Also Cale:

#trash of the count's family #tcf #cale henituse #lout of the count’s family #tcf cale #tcf humor #tcf thoughts #lcf cale #Sir Rex #cat #Cats in power

[novoki]

Gladstone: Chief Mouser of the Treasury

Larry the Cat gets a ton of attention across the internet for his role as Chief Mouser at No. 10, but nobody knows about Gladstone which makes me super sad so i’m here to rectify that:

Gladstone is the Chief Mouser of Her Majesty’s Treasury in Whitehall, London. he was appointed in 2016 following Larry and Palmerston’s appointments as Chief Mousers of No. 10 and the Foreign Office respectively - and should get just as much as, if not more (as i personally believe), attention as them!

why, you say? well ohoho i’m glad you asked:

1) he’s better at his job than Larry

Larry is well-known for his “lack of killer instinct” and is notoriously bad at his job as Chief Mouser. the press calls him “Lazy Larry” due to his tendency to sleep on while mice run amok and in 2012 was almost fired from his position due to incompetency!

Gladstone, by comparison, is a natural mouser. 

Gladstone’s catch count was last reported as 22, far higher than Larry’s (if not as high as Palmerston’s, i’ll admit). Gladstone made his first catch within 48 hours of arriving at the Treasury whereas it took Larry just under two months. Larry also had to have an assistant appointed, Freya, to help with mousing duties; Gladtsone catches all his mice himself, and has even moved onto flies, as can be seen above.

2) he’s fashionable as all hell

while all the cats of Whitehall are undoubtedly adorable, only one can hold the title for best dressed: Gladstone.

clearly, Larry and Palmerston have nothing on Gladstone. both have simple solid-coloured collars whereas Gladstone is leading the fashion revolution with every new bowtie he wears.

in fact, he’s started a trend with his bowties! when Evie and Ossie became the new Chief Mousers of the Cabinet Office in late 2016, they sported Gladstone’s iconic bowties. #styleicon

3) he’s a social media influencer

the last reason Gladstone should be just as much a household name as Larry and Palmerston is because his job isn’t only limited to mousing - he also uses his platforms to spread the message about his work:

Gladstone’s Twitter and Instagram is filled with constant updates as to what the Treasury is doing, and he often features in simple ‘5 things about ___’ videos that are cute as well as informative. he’s also seen frequently supporting global events like Pride yearly (hence the rainbow bowtie above).

4) in summary: he’s awesome

now that Palmerston has retired to lead a more chill life, and now that Larry looks to be on the horizon of replacing Boris Johnson as Prime Minister, perhaps it’s time to acknowledge how cool Gladstone is and pay him the respect and attention he deserves?

#in other words: my latest hyperfication #cats in power is so fucking funny though #cats in power #cats of the world #cats #funny #uk politics #gladstone the cat #larry the cat #palmerston the cat #chief mouser #lol #comedy #uk #united kingdom #cats in politics #hm treasury #westminster #whitehall

[flunky-robots]

Ice to meet- oh forget it.

#my art #fanart #fionna and cake #fionna and cake spoilers #candy queen #ice king #fionna campbell #fionna the human #cake the cat #simon petrikov #adventure time #adventure time spoilers #if they met the universe would collapse immediately #they are simply too powerful

[pokeberry5]

i feel like i never draw tim smiling but bb robin tim smiles a lot! (in between angst and tragedy)

brought to you by my continued attempts at figuring out tim’s early robin hair

#dc #sart #tim drake #he’s got smug cat energy and i love him #most of these are referencing moments from tim’s earlier appearances which i /tried/ to track down but they’re like scattered across #like 4 different series and bleh #’tec 365-367 does have Batman and robin fight a villain thru the power of Tim’s mad gaming skills while Jim Gordon gets addicted to video #games in the background #ringing in the new year w my boy 😤 #I started this a while ago but got stuck in anatomy hell #are u really an artist if u’ve never stripped downt to ur underwear so u can stand in front of a big mirror #and stare furiously at ur own joints

[dirtplace-tunnel]

based on this silly image ⬇

#imimokenart #warrior cats #warriors #thunderclan #hollyleaf #lionblaze #jayfeather #dovewing #warriors fanart #power of three #they are baby... #1k #2k #3k

[obsob]

my dreams are sweet when im with you!!!!!!!

#mine #cats #original #hoo hee hello !! am back :3 #brain was soupy but i have a new and powerful routine which seems to be working much better <3 #i bought a new brush / texture pack for this and...hehehe...is good #the colours r driving me slightly nuts bc they look so different on my ipad to my laptop but we . live. we move forward #i hope everyone has a good rest of week !! :3

[cat-cosplay]

He's my S.P.E.C.I.A.L. boy.

#fallout #fallout power armor #t-60 #cat cosplay #cosplay #cats #kitty #cats in costumes #cat #cats of tumblr #aww #cat costume #fan art #brotherhood of steel #video games #fallout tv #armor

[jedi-starbird]

Alpha-17 and Obi-Wan being friends (derogatory) on 17's part and friends (threatening) on Obi-Wan's part is such an underrated dynamic

They could be so funny and terrifying, like Obi-Wan went through a soul shredding experience with Alpha-17 as his only company. They're friends because what else are you gonna be after you witness each other at absolute rock bottom from torture.

It's like 'dog put in cage of cheetah who's threatening to go crazy', except the dog is a grizzly bear and also threatening to go crazy.

Emotional support trooper except the trooper in question has never done any sort of supporting in his life and is actively an emotional distress trooper to a great number of the CC batch.

I want them texting everyday, I want Obi-Wan mailing handmade BFF bracelets to Alpha and Alpha sending pics back of him flipping off the camera but still wearing them, I want Alpha using Obi-Wan to keep track of and occasionally terrorize his cadets, I want 17 ending problems in the GAR (like Krell) before they begin because Obi-Wan has him shipped out on a personal transport at the first opportunity, decked out with slug-throwers Obi-Wan got him for his decant-day.

Natborn officers think this is all just an odd indulgence of General Kenobi, the Vode, however, correctly identify it as a goddamn threat and their danger assessment of Obi-Wan ticks up significantly.

When Alpha arrives on Kamino, Shaak Ti presses a shiny new comm into his hand. It has the Jedi Order symbol painted onto it alongside a smiley face sticker, and it pings immediately with a new message: Hello! I hope you're settling in well!

Alpha stares at the message, stares at the singular contact named 'OWK' and then stares Shaak Ti in the eye as he pitches the comm straight into the ocean. Shaak Ti's serene smile only grows larger as she calmly reaches into her robes and pulls out an identical comm, only this one has a frowny face sticker, and presses it into his hand. It lights up: I'm afraid we've bonded, Alpha :). Alpha shuts it off and pockets it with resignation.

Cody arrives on Alpha-17's personal recommendation.

A-17: He's the most difficult little bastard I have. You're perfect for each other. OWK: Thank you, he's very handsome :3 A-17: No. Stop.

The first thing he asks once he gets comfortable is who his general is texting so much that has him swinging his legs and twirling his hair. Cody assumes it's Anakin, given they seem joint at the hip anyway, but little does he know Obi-Wan's ability to consistently have the Weirdest Relationships Ever.

"Oh, it's Alpha-17, I understand you're familiar with each other?" Hmm. OK. Cody.exe is experiencing a processing error, please hold. He exits the room instead of answering. The next day he peeks over the General's shoulder when he's texting and sees walls of rambling messages from Obi-Wan. Alpha-17 replies every hour with a single text: Lose this number. Obi-Wan giggles. "He's so funny." he says.

When Obi-Wan meets the rest of the CC batch, Cody makes sure to stand perfectly angled so that he can record the reactions when his general cuts off their introductions with "Oh, no need, Alpha-17's told me all about you." It's always immediate FEAR.JPG followed by a slow spiral of What The Fuck.

What do you mean by that General. What does that mean Cody. What do you mean they text. No. Cody. What the fuck is happening, Cody. Alpha-17 doesn't have friends he has enemies and enemies he tolerates enough not to shoot on sight.

OWK: Wolffe reached for his vambrace? when I mentioned you A-17: That's where he keeps his spare knife. OWK: Hm that does explain the way he eyed me up, ambitious. A-17: Clearly not enough, he should have followed through. I taught them better.

#alpha obi wan and cody are so powerful together they could win the war or start an entirely new one. who knows :) #i fully think 17 awakens the feral cat part of obi wan thats been dormant since qui gon died and he had to become a responsible brotherdad #like at last someone to scruff him by the neck and call him stupid its very familiar to obi wan it brings back memories #fully on my 'obi wan has the weirdest relationship dynamics ever' agenda #obi wan is a lying liar who loves lying and the biggest lie is that he's the only normal well-adjusted one here. no. he is SO deeply strang #obi wan kenobi #star wars #alpha 17 #commander cody

[mourninglamby]

got this feeling I'm in motion

(inprnt)

#yaaaaaa #omen of the stars #dovewing #ivypool #warrior cats #warrior cats fanart #my art #art #fanart #print #lionblaze #jayfeather #hawkfrost #starclan #dark forest #the new prophecy #power of three #wc fanart #wc

[naamahdarling]

As you can see by his sodden beard, Dried Pickle Man has just visited the Primal Bog. Touch his tusk and select your blessing! You owe nothing! You have already paid by beholding him!

Offer good for 1 week only! ACT NOW!

#his gifts are not super powerful but they are full of love #cats #my cats #smooch #dried pickle man

[yugiohz]

day off

#you cant even the cat also hc that aki is allergic to cats #csm #chainsaw man #hayakawa aki #hayakawa power #hayakawa denji #<- gojng crazy whenever i thknk abiut them taking aki's last name #sketches #denji #my art

[cheecats]

The chosen three!!! or something

#my art #cheez design #warrior cats #lionblaze #jayfeather #hollyleaf #the power of three #po3 #// vaguely based jayfeather off a blue jay and lionblaze off a lion #// hollyleaf i just wanted to look kinda shaggy but elegant and tough

[dancy-nrew]

:) <- guy making an au so specific a mere handful of people will enjoy it

#i need to come up with an excerpt nane for din djarin #body hopping bounty hunter with armor made of pure condensed mirage #who accidentally wakes a dead divine in trying to protect a baby apostolosian with particularly strong stratus powers #i think i might make cobb a cat boy and no pne can stop me

[satoshy12]

Poor Batman, but was a Good Prank by Danny.

In Gotham, the city was greeted by the sight of Brucie Wayne chasing a tiny cat boy through the city. Wait! They did take one more look... and saw they didn't see wrong. Yeah, Bruce Wayne was running after a young meta child with cat ears and a tail.

Bruce. "And this is why I should adopt you." Boy:" No Way! There is an old cat lady here!" Bruce:" Yeah, there is; just ask. Does Catwoman not live here?" He asked the passersby. 

They just nodded their heads. Yes, Catwoman lives here in Gotham. Bruce:" See, I have all you need, and if you are alone, the old creepy cat lady will steal you."

The catboy looked with mistrust and took his hand. To follow him. And they were gone after a while.

Later at a Motel Danny returned to his 14-year-old look and turned to Tucker:" Give me the money. I wasn't caught." Tucker handed over $100. " Damn! But look at this video! It's damn comedy." Danny:" Thanks! You too Amorpho!" Amorpho: "I'm always happy to help you prank people, young Phantom. Now, if you excuse me, I want to prank a few others."

Danny:" I love this new Power and i even have a teacher for it! Tucker:" And i get comedy by the Pranks you 2 do. "

#danny phantom #dp #Catwoman #Cat Danny #Amorpho #dp x dc #dc x dp #dp + dc #dc #danny fenton #Gotham #Tucker Foley #dcau #dc comics #batman #Shapeshifter Danny #new Power for Danny #Catboy Danny

[dylan-hart]

wednesday is so fucking whipped for enid it’s hilarious. it’s a known fact that wednesday doesn’t listen to anybody. BUT the MOMENT enid tells her to do something, she goes and does it.

enid tells wednesday to go apologize to thing? wednesday instantly walks off and does exactly that.

enid doesn’t like wednesday’s crime board? fine, she’ll move it to eugene’s bee shed.

enid wants wednesday to wear the snood? alright, she’ll wear it to a murder investigation…or a funeral all because she doesn’t want to hurt her sunshine gf’s feelings.

wednesday addams is whipped and the possibility of her ever interacting with another character like she does enid is zero to none.

case closed.

#wenclair #wednesday is WHIPPED #enid is oblivious to the power she holds over wednesday #wednesday #wednesday addams #wenclair nation #wednesday addams x enid sinclair #wednesday x enid #netflix #enid x wednesday #emma myers #jenna ortega #sunshine gf x grumpy gf #golden retriever x black cat #these two bitches gay af #they are gfs and you can’t change my mind #lgbtq

[sugoiigrove]

✨🐈‍⬛🍓Mew Ichigo 🍓 ✨🐈‍⬛

#anime art #digital art #artist on tumblr #anime and manga #illustration #tokyo mew mew #cute art #tokyo mew mew new #mew mew power #mew ichigo #ichigo momomiya #cat girls #magical girls #Tokyo Mew Mew power