#Shakespeare jokes

[allthebooksandcrannies]

Juliet Capulet: oh, swear not by the moon, the inconsistent moon

Artemis, who has not spent millennia upholding a strict vow of chastity to be slandered with this bullshit: *squawks indignantly while her huntresses desperately hold her back from throwing hands with a random mortal teenager*

#I'm sorry this popped into my mind when i saw a post about the moon and I was contractually obligated to share #artemis #hunters of artemis #huntresses #romeo and juliet #shakespeare #theatre #Shakespeare jokes #literature jokes #Shakespeare humor #juliet capulet #juliet #balcony scene #percy jackon and the olympians #titans curse #the titans curse #greek mythology #greek gods #greek goddesses #mythology and folklore #mythology #roman mythology #roman gods #roman goddesses #Diana #ancient greece #ancient rome #Virgin goddesses

[the-lincyclopedia]

How Do You Solve a Problem Like Count Claudio?

A parody of "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?" from The Sound of Music, featuring the same events as the part of Act IV Scene 1 of Much Ado about Nothing where Beatrice and Benedick confess their feelings for each other in the wake of Claudio's public shaming of Hero. This is a duet between Beatrice and Benedick. Beatrice is Big Mad at Claudio and so valid for it.

Here's a snippet:

[BEATRICE] How do you solve a problem like Count Claudio? Wish I could catch the man and pin him down How do you find the words to say how awful? A pitiful dick! A rude hypocrite! A clown! Many a thing I’d like to do if I could Tear out his heart and take a bite, for one But how can I take up arms And be the one causing harm When my body is suited better to being a nun? Oh, how do you solve a problem like Count Claudio? To call a duel, you must be someone’s son

Read the rest on AO3!

#a lin original #much ado about nothing #much ado #beatrice #benedick #the sound of music #shakespeare #shakespeare jokes

[benditlikebechdel]

do u ever just remember the ruth negga hamlet adaptation and 🥺

#ruth negga #hamlet #shakespeare #shakespeare jokes #hey now hey now this is what dreams are made of #i would sell my soul #i wish i were her

[r-and-j1996memes]

Tybalt: You lying, cheating, piece of-! Benvolio: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD! Tybalt: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING MERCUTIO WITH ME! Juliet, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

au where no one dies and they all get along post-movie :) idk i just like it cuz i think it'd be funny

#romeo and juliet #romeo + juliet #romeo + juliet 1996 #house of capulet #house of montague #romeo + juliet memes #shakespeare memes #shakespeare jokes #r+j #romeo and juliet incorrect quotes #tybalt capulet #benvolio montague #mercutio #juliet capulet

[inkher0]

Do u bite ur thumb at me, lol

#shakespeare jokes #audience participation

[thatannoyingbitch]

when Shakespeare wrote "men were deceivers ever" there were no lies

#shakespeare #much ado about nothing #sigh no more #william shakespeare #men were deceivers ever #deceivers #willy shakes #english #shakespeare jokes #theater jokes #shakespeare shitposting #much ado #shakespeare plays

[lizard-fashion]

there are more genders on heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your women and gender studies class

#anna says #hamlet #horatio #this post is gonna go nowhere i can just feel it #i also kind of feel like someone has made this joke before #oh well #shakespeare #lgbt #gender #1k #2k

[memes-of-my-father]

I guess it's kind of funny, if you try real hard.

#dad jokes #shakespeare jokes #boomer comic

[lewdhat]

Else the Puck a liar call;

Anyway, here’s Wonderwall.

#midsummer night's dream #puck #dumb jokes #shakespeare

[matelothot]

Macbeth Act 1, Scene 3

Thunder. Enter the three Witches.

FIRST WITCH:

#please this is the funniest joke I’ll ever make #macbeth #shakespeare memes #twilight #twilight renaissance #jacob black #where the hell have you been loca #shakespeare

[littorinaobtusata]

the friar from much ado about nothing after his faking a death scheme actually works: wow, I can't wait to tell my friend in verona about this one weird trick!

#shakespeare #yes i thought of this joke after watching the david tennant catherine tate version #much ado about nothing #romeo and juliet #snail

[jasontoddsguns]

Black Adam: The gods won’t be able to save you now, son of cur!

Shazam, under his breath: Solomon, I need a classy old-timey insult for this guy. Okay- got it-

Shazam: OH YEAH? VILLAIN, I HAVE DONE THY MOTHER!

#dc #captain marvel #shazam #billy batson #teth adam #black adam #basically adam called him a son of a bitch #and Billy used Shakespeare’s your mama joke

[the-lincyclopedia]

On the phone with @sadkazoosolo while something went wrong on their end and they yelled, "Friend! Roman! Countrymen!"

#a lin original #Shakespeare #shakespeare jokes

[r-and-j1996memes]

what am i doing tbh

#romeo and juliet #romeo + juliet #romeo + juliet 1996 #mercutio #house of capulet #house of montague #romeo + juliet memes #shakespeare memes #shakespeare jokes #r+j

[bethanydelleman]

After explaining some drama at work that he was trying to deal with, my husband quoted Shakespeare to me:

O time, thou must untangle this, not I. It is too hard a knot for me t’ untie. -Viola, Twelfth Night, Act 2, Scene 2, William Shakespeare

Sir, I already married you, why are you being so attractive?

#shakespeare #twelfth night #quoting Shakespeare is so hot #this is a joke but honestly

[noelements-setempty]

Three households, all without utilities

Upon a torus where we lay our scene

#this is cross-curriculum kids #three utilities problem #shakespeare #romeo and juliet #maths jokes