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...seafruit. :3 🍌🍓🍎🍇🍊

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gender newtral

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Black Sails when I start a new rewatch after having been hyperfixated on ofmd for a year and a half

#black sails #ofmd

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"why are all these pirate shows gay" i don't think you can have a pirate theme without there being an undercurrent of homosexuality. e.g. the vehement rebellion against the system/societal norms of the time, the ships, no land in sight, the matelotage, the swords, the unhealthy devotion to the captain, mutiny, the sea

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They hate to see a girlboss spinning 😔

#lord of the rings #lotr memes #samwise gamgee #shelob #return of the king

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when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

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https://creanavt.tumblr.com/archive

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it’s mothman’s birthday everyone say happy birthday mothman 🥳🎉

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When I walk into the mall and see Christmas decorations up the day after Halloween, I feel the same way Hamlet did when his mom married his annoying uncle so shortly after his father’s death.

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Concept for new R&J adaptation, free to a good home:

Act 1 Scene 5

[The Capulet House]

Romeo: Did my heart love till now? forswear it, sight! For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night

Juliet:

#shakespeare #twilight #twilight renaissance #this is the skin of a killer bella #shakespeare memes #romeo and juliet #I guess my brand is just Shakespeare x twilight crossover memes now

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Ahoy there tumblr! If you're looking for a spot to yell about the new season of Our Flag Means Death AND with other fellow adults then we have a spot for you in Gentlebeard's Bar & Grill!

We are a 25+ discord server dedicated to Ed, Stede and their relationship that has been in operation since July 2022. We are a chill, drama free server that encourages discussion and meta analysis of the characters & show we all love on top of nonsensical yelling when words just aren't enough. We don't condone hate of any kind and all are welcome even if Ed&Stede arent your only ship.

We have dedicated spoiler channels for live watching season 2 as well as off topic, nsfw, dead dove and art/fanfic channels (with a quite active fanfic sprint writing channel.)

If you're interested in joining us please message this account confirming your age of being at least 25+. (I've been informed that messaging this account may not be working, in which case please send a message to @elswhere )

Any retweets for engagement/exposure are also much appreciated!

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I'm pretty sure

refrog if you agree

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And when Stede has to fight a rabbit to regain his spot as best friend and co-captain what then

#our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd meme #ofmd s2 #ofmd season 2 #ofmd stede #blackbeard #edward teach #ed x stede #gentlebeard #blackbonnet

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“HERE WE GO HUSBAND NUMBER TWENTY ONE!”

#swede ofmd #spanish jackie #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd season 2